Diavolo222 Yeah dude, I agree. Insecurity is an awful thing and makes you do negative things for your own good and usually negative things to others. If there's anything that could help someone be happy, it's learning to be secure with yourself and loving yourself. Anytime someone puts anyone down it's because they aren't secure with themselves and they are a miserable person inside. These are the people that usually have the hardest time moving on in relationships. Not every insecure person though is a bad person, not saying that. But the asshole people almost always are insecure deep down. These people need to work on themselves before they can think about being in a relationship with someone and if you realize you are dating an insecure person, RUN, it'll never be a healthy relationship.
I think he trivialises the guys emotions and then speaks with authority on his conjecture. He is assuming that she is good in the sack and that is the only reason the guy likes her which is clearly wrong, he then assumes that when he masturbates he will stop loving and missing her, again very narrow minded and weird to say because it is clearly deeper than that. This is not really good advice, sad!
LMAO this guy is officially me from the future. "When you think about calling her rub one out" I've been using this tactic and telling people to for years. Works (almost) every time!
That was my immediate thought hearing the situation. She prolly been knew she was going to break it off. Perfect situation for her, cheat, break up and make some money while you’re at it
not bad advice overall, but the thing about coming from broken families/not speaking to parents, etc... that type of stuff isn't always necessarily by choice, and sometimes there's a damn good reason for it. I mean, here he is talking about how people should end unstable, unhealthy relationships all the time... well what if your relationship with your parents and family is one of those? Sometimes family members are just assholes like anybody else, and speaking to people who drive you crazy/treat you like shit/don't understand you whatsoever and are constantly giving you shit for it doesn't do any good for anybody. I wouldn't hold that kinda thing against somebody. It doesn't mean they're broken. And far too often, people let what their stupid family wants get in the way of what they want or need, and they start butting into every fuckin relationship and end up ruining it. THAT's not healthy, and think of all the stupid boring pointless shitty family functions you never have to worry about dealing with again. I think someone who tries to remain close to his/her family if they're that kind of family is a hell of a lot more unhealthy than being realistic and understanding there's no point in pursuing anything any further with them. And what about people whose family literally abandoned them as children and they don't even know who the fuck their parents are? It might not necessarily be your job to fix them, but we all have our problems and issues. Nobody's perfect, and if you want people to put up with your stupid shit you gotta take some of theirs too. I wish I could talk to my family, but all they do is talk down to me and make me feel like a piece of shit all the time. And let's say that the things they're saying are right... even so, how does constantly making me feel worthless do anything to solve it? I wish I could have a relationship with my family, but there's no way to maintain a healthy one, so why bother? I'm not gonna bend to their stupid fucking will and just do whatever they think I should do. I'm gonna be me. And they're never gonna stop treating me that way, so I'm better off just not dealing with them at all. The simple fact that I share genes with these assholes is no reason to keep torturing myself with their presence in my life. Sometimes people like that make better partners anyway because they understand what it feels like to deal with that kinda shit... to feel totally worthless, and because of that, they try the hardest to make sure that if they can help it nobody else feels like that ever again.
im kinda in the same bout my family is terrible af and when they're miserable they like to make everyone they know miserable like sister does to thus family all the with her bs
Hey Billy boy, thank you for the podcast this one really reminds me of something I went through keep it up brother.. I hope to meet you one day maybe do a show in La soon?
i hate people who sit around trying to give others advice. it pisses me off. i always just want to punch them in the face. but these podcasts by bill i like. he doesn't speak in a self-serving, boasting type of way like "look how cool i am, be like me and all your problems will be solved". he is just straight up. well done bill, i like what you're doing here. subbed and liked.
6:00 That's not entirely fair. While the marital status of a partner's parents or how they relate to their parents can be an indicator of trouble, it doesn't mean there is trouble. I know many people who have had rough upbringings and who have worked hard on themselves to be a more functional person and more emotionally intelligent. Nobody should run for the hills if their SO has divorced parents or doesn't speak to one or both. Stick around and see if your SO has actually grown up and matured despite this history. Err on the side of caution, but don't write off someone because of their parents.
Dez Bryant, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Chad Johnson always get blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is the teams they were on we're better for them being on the team
He’s right though you admit to some of the truth. Ain’t not girl gonna admit to fucking 12 guys in a month when we know a lot o females easily can and in fact do so
Des Bryant, Randy Moss, Chad Johnson, and Terrell Owens were/are always blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is that the teams were better for those players being on the team.
Stay away from that, but if it makes you feel better you can sue her for the ring because she probably pawned it. Legally she owes it back to you. Holy crap what a story. I'm sorry to hear it, you sound like a stand up guy.
Everyone is the hero in their own movie. This poor sap, while getting screwed over by this woman multiple times was getting talked about badly and laughed at by her and her girlfriends.
you ask someone your interested in going out with "are your parents still together", what? And to 'fucking walk' if they have anger issues with their parents? Perhaps there is a reason other than a person is disfuctional and should be avoided if they have that sort of thing in their family. What horse shit advice, and first time I've ever thought that about Bill.
Just kidding, bro. I believe what he means is: women subconsciously conduct their own relationships based on the model they had at home. If their parents had problems it's almost certain that she won't know how to act if these problems appear in her own relationship. Of course, this does not apply to all cases, but it's a general rule. I can say that because I lived that. It's completely true.
AJCrowley0153 Not all the time but if you never saw how things actually work in a relationship it's just a bit harder to do it. I'm sure some can figure it out for themselves. Everybody has a shot at a good relationship or two.
Dude this shit happened to me with a cheating girlfriend and months later I wasnt sure if I still had feelings for her or not. Bill's advice of rubbing one out does fucking wonders and can save you in so many ways lol. I thought about her at night, then rubbed one out and seconds after I was done, I never wanted to see her. Made me realize I've been thinkin about this girl with the wrong head for so long. Dumped her right after and never felt regret.
* Cold turkey. It means to quit something in one go. For example, to quit smoking 'cold turkey' is to quit not by tapering off, but to just go from smoking a pack one day to 0 cigarettes the next.
There is no advice for a cheating partner, you break up with them. The end.
Diavolo222 Yeah dude, I agree. Insecurity is an awful thing and makes you do negative things for your own good and usually negative things to others.
If there's anything that could help someone be happy, it's learning to be secure with yourself and loving yourself. Anytime someone puts anyone down it's because they aren't secure with themselves and they are a miserable person inside. These are the people that usually have the hardest time moving on in relationships.
Not every insecure person though is a bad person, not saying that. But the asshole people almost always are insecure deep down. These people need to work on themselves before they can think about being in a relationship with someone and if you realize you are dating an insecure person, RUN, it'll never be a healthy relationship.
Sheppy99 Thumbs-fucking-up. Spot on.
+MetrazolElectricity definitely true, they don't need to be put down they just need good advice
Amen
When in doubt, rub one out.
Deathscythe21, 😜
Its the champagne of victory
This
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I love how all of Bill's advice involves rubbing one out and comparing everything to the NFL draft.
Most guys are in a open relationship and they dont even know it
I can spot his "rub one out" advice coming a minute before it happens!
I'm starting to sense that too. "Rub one out" sense starts tingling and bam there it is!
That's what she said!!💁
My uncle told me you don't find a woman at a party or a bar. You find them at a library. Metaphor of course but forreal.
Not only is BB one funny cat but is spot on with advice.
I think he trivialises the guys emotions and then speaks with authority on his conjecture. He is assuming that she is good in the sack and that is the only reason the guy likes her which is clearly wrong, he then assumes that when he masturbates he will stop loving and missing her, again very narrow minded and weird to say because it is clearly deeper than that. This is not really good advice, sad!
LMAO this guy is officially me from the future.
"When you think about calling her rub one out"
I've been using this tactic and telling people to for years. Works (almost) every time!
She sold that ring, just realize that
That was my immediate thought hearing the situation. She prolly been knew she was going to break it off. Perfect situation for her, cheat, break up and make some money while you’re at it
Go 'Deniro' ....... just walk away when you feel the heat around the corner.
"Thank you... You're welcome!... Come to find out she B- OH HOOOO!" Made me laugh so hard LOL
Lost the ring after taking it off before going into the party, I guess.
That or she sold it knowing she was gonna break it off with him
@@Awkward_Inc3l Even better so she sold it at a pawn store for coke knowing she could get away with it with this sap poor guy.
last 10 seconds.....most honest advice ever.
Don Hoge Jr ya just saying that to get people to listen to the end theeeeerrre
"That right there is a Hank Williams song waiting to happen."
Thanks Bill,
As always your advice is SPOT ON. Do I ever wish this was available 25 years ago. But hey, it's sure going to help me thru middle aged!
Who would have thought that Burr is as good at giving solid, sound advice as he is at being funny. Go figure. In this case he does both.
some of the best advice. period.
not bad advice overall, but the thing about coming from broken families/not speaking to parents, etc... that type of stuff isn't always necessarily by choice, and sometimes there's a damn good reason for it.
I mean, here he is talking about how people should end unstable, unhealthy relationships all the time... well what if your relationship with your parents and family is one of those? Sometimes family members are just assholes like anybody else, and speaking to people who drive you crazy/treat you like shit/don't understand you whatsoever and are constantly giving you shit for it doesn't do any good for anybody. I wouldn't hold that kinda thing against somebody. It doesn't mean they're broken.
And far too often, people let what their stupid family wants get in the way of what they want or need, and they start butting into every fuckin relationship and end up ruining it. THAT's not healthy, and think of all the stupid boring pointless shitty family functions you never have to worry about dealing with again. I think someone who tries to remain close to his/her family if they're that kind of family is a hell of a lot more unhealthy than being realistic and understanding there's no point in pursuing anything any further with them.
And what about people whose family literally abandoned them as children and they don't even know who the fuck their parents are? It might not necessarily be your job to fix them, but we all have our problems and issues. Nobody's perfect, and if you want people to put up with your stupid shit you gotta take some of theirs too.
I wish I could talk to my family, but all they do is talk down to me and make me feel like a piece of shit all the time. And let's say that the things they're saying are right... even so, how does constantly making me feel worthless do anything to solve it? I wish I could have a relationship with my family, but there's no way to maintain a healthy one, so why bother? I'm not gonna bend to their stupid fucking will and just do whatever they think I should do. I'm gonna be me. And they're never gonna stop treating me that way, so I'm better off just not dealing with them at all. The simple fact that I share genes with these assholes is no reason to keep torturing myself with their presence in my life.
Sometimes people like that make better partners anyway because they understand what it feels like to deal with that kinda shit... to feel totally worthless, and because of that, they try the hardest to make sure that if they can help it nobody else feels like that ever again.
im kinda in the same bout my family is terrible af and when they're miserable they like to make everyone they know miserable like sister does to thus family all the with her bs
To be fair, Dez is like the second best WR in the league now
“A Hank Williams song waiting to be written” - holy shit that’s funny. Bill is savage.
I knew "rub one out" was eventually going to be said. lol
Hey Billy boy, thank you for the podcast this one really reminds me of something I went through keep it up brother.. I hope to meet you one day maybe do a show in La soon?
5:19 Bill is absolutely SPOT ON. Holy shit, this is my ex summed up.
you should do face cams with these podcasts
"Yeah bitch! YEAAAAAHHHH!"
😂😂😂
Bill Burr's golden advice for all these relationship questions: Rub one out
Simple, but holy shit is it true. Thanks Bill.
When your phone stops ringin..you'll know it's me.
i hate people who sit around trying to give others advice. it pisses me off. i always just want to punch them in the face. but these podcasts by bill i like. he doesn't speak in a self-serving, boasting type of way like "look how cool i am, be like me and all your problems will be solved". he is just straight up. well done bill, i like what you're doing here. subbed and liked.
He sounds like a father giving frank advice to his kids. No grandstanding, just the raw truth. And really funny too.
Best advice ever, where was this guy all my life
Its crazy how Billy Boy ova heeeeeere knows what happened in every story before he reads it
2:15 "Yeah BITCH, YEEEEEAAAAAAAH" got me for some reason lolol
9:00
haha that's so true
+Sigurd Torvaldsson dead on yo
I have a lot of issues with my parents and don't really speak with them but I love making people happy, caring for people
I love you Bill Burr!!!
6:00 That's not entirely fair. While the marital status of a partner's parents or how they relate to their parents can be an indicator of trouble, it doesn't mean there is trouble. I know many people who have had rough upbringings and who have worked hard on themselves to be a more functional person and more emotionally intelligent. Nobody should run for the hills if their SO has divorced parents or doesn't speak to one or both. Stick around and see if your SO has actually grown up and matured despite this history. Err on the side of caution, but don't write off someone because of their parents.
If a girl cheats on you tell her parents.
😂😂
Dez Bryant, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Chad Johnson always get blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is the teams they were on we're better for them being on the team
ROFL i was losing every time you went back the the football pregame guys voice lol
That's a Hank Williams song waiting to be written.... fucking genius!
Once a cheater always a cheater. That’s it.
Jesus, first time it happens, it's O-VA
I just broke the like button.
great advice! all the way around.
Woah...Bill had a "Scat-Attack" there at the beginning, haha.
"I don't let chaos stay in my life." word.
Long story short, ur the fall back guy
3:20 my favorite part 😂😂
I’m in tears!!!!
Cheating girlfriend advice... LEAVE!
Is Bill advising Forest Gump on this one?
Bill, you are awesome! Please come do a comedy show in Western Mass.
Haha this is crazy, props for not punshing ber in the face
lmfao I fucking lost it at "12 pack of dick"
He’s right though you admit to some of the truth. Ain’t not girl gonna admit to fucking 12 guys in a month when we know a lot o females easily can and in fact do so
shit that part whe he says that if she got problems with his family is a red flag, omg thats so true
Des Bryant, Randy Moss, Chad Johnson, and Terrell Owens were/are always blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is that the teams were better for those players being on the team.
The only advice you need is,
Women outnumber men something like 3 to 1 so stop acting like you need them
This guy is so self aware it's ridiculous. He's content to be a jerk. Goodfellas.
5:20 - 5:50
Stay away from that, but if it makes you feel better you can sue her for the ring because she probably pawned it. Legally she owes it back to you. Holy crap what a story. I'm sorry to hear it, you sound like a stand up guy.
never thought hank williams would pop up on a comtemporay pod cast
Follow your brain. Your heart should be riding the short bus.
"A 12 pack of dick!" Hilarious!
Everyone is the hero in their own movie. This poor sap, while getting screwed over by this woman multiple times was getting talked about badly and laughed at by her and her girlfriends.
Drop it like it's hot
you ask someone your interested in going out with "are your parents still together", what? And to 'fucking walk' if they have anger issues with their parents? Perhaps there is a reason other than a person is disfuctional and should be avoided if they have that sort of thing in their family. What horse shit advice, and first time I've ever thought that about Bill.
do a show in new zealand dude
Geez Bill read the email already
this girl is bipolar. period.
I just put my icecream down.
It's in the garbage haha
Bill "rub one out"Burr
Hold on, Bill... did you just tell everyone to avoid people with divorced parents like the plague? We don't deserve happiness in your opinion?
No, you don't.
Just kidding, bro.
I believe what he means is: women subconsciously conduct their own relationships based on the model they had at home. If their parents had problems it's almost certain that she won't know how to act if these problems appear in her own relationship.
Of course, this does not apply to all cases, but it's a general rule.
I can say that because I lived that. It's completely true.
AJCrowley0153 Not all the time but if you never saw how things actually work in a relationship it's just a bit harder to do it. I'm sure some can figure it out for themselves. Everybody has a shot at a good relationship or two.
This is the most naive person ever
Dude this shit happened to me with a cheating girlfriend and months later I wasnt sure if I still had feelings for her or not. Bill's advice of rubbing one out does fucking wonders and can save you in so many ways lol. I thought about her at night, then rubbed one out and seconds after I was done, I never wanted to see her. Made me realize I've been thinkin about this girl with the wrong head for so long. Dumped her right after and never felt regret.
5:00
Fold you fool!
Nope. Dump her. That's it.
He said she’s like sugar. I’d say she’s more like heroin.
Jesus Bill... It's called a P-TRAP!! Not a j-trap. That's standard knowledge. Like fuckin chapter 1 in the man book.
wtf is call turkey
* Cold turkey. It means to quit something in one go. For example, to quit smoking 'cold turkey' is to quit not by tapering off, but to just go from smoking a pack one day to 0 cigarettes the next.
It's a fuckin p trap..not j trap...only thing bill says that pisses me off.
12 pack of d