"I'm not an Alpha, I'm a Sigma" | Lord of Patriarchy
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I like how, according to Dave, it's either that Jake has a job or Sarah has an OF. Sarah having a job is just not possible. Because woman.
Sarah does actually have an OF, but it's probably not making as much as Dave fantasizes it is.
Can confirm, my OF is supplemental income, most of what I make is from this channel - Sarah
@@ActualJake Yo. Im hear 1 year later, and its as if nothing meant anything. Everything is bullshit.
"I am a Sigma male. I have all the traits of an alpha but I don't have their flaw of needing to be loved."
Dave is the older version of that kid on the playground when you tried to play pretend who would say things like "I have the powers of all the superheroes and non of their weaknesses."
"NO, you DON'T do that cool thing you say you do, because I do something even COOLER that stops you! I win. Why? Because I said so!!!"
He does not even get the meme. It is not _needing to be_ loved. You likely are loved by at least someone, you get that person and like a few others and stop caring. For instance, a Sigma (while not a real thing) would likely not have a RUclips channel.
Also, according to their own typology, a sigma doesn't fly off the handle at the slightest provocation, and certainly does not make up things over which to get angry and start screaming.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 So you're saying Dave got something wrong, is pretending his (misremembered) subjective opinion is objective fact, and is gonna scream about it and make it everyone else's problem? Doesn't sound like him /s
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 Also very true. It's been a while since I was in to neckbeard astrology. But from what I remember, what separates an alpha from a sigma isn't the need to be loved. It's about not caring about the opinion about other people at all. An alpha needs to prove themselves, but sigmas don't.
Getting angry at something someone else says is caring about their opinion.
Dave seems to care a lot what other people think.
Dave complaining about serah not wanting sauce on the pizza makes me believe that dave only cooks to his own preference instead of taking others prefernces into mind.
That's assuming he has other people to cook for
@@penguineconomics1353 considering he sits their constantly thinking about Jake and Sarah all day and generally coping instead of self reflecting it makes sense why people wouldn't ant to be a round him
@@sigmascrub probably not he doesn't seem pleasant to be around
I can't believe Dave is a real person, he's like a caricature
Dave, I don’t know how to tell you this, but “I don’t care if I’m loved” is the world’s most obvious cope. Love is awesome, bud. You’re just scared to put yourself out there, so you reject others before they get the chance to reject you.
I used to do it too, it was really miserable and I wasn’t fooling anybody. Not too late for that redemption arc, though, if you put the work in and stop being… this.
I do this, but I try not to be a shitty human being like Dave.
@@soulman1988I get it, man. It’s not an unreasonable fear to have, you’re definitely going to get hurt looking for love. I’m just saying it’s worth it, and self-isolation can be pretty terrible for you too. But as long as you’re not taking it out on the ones around you like Dave does, it’s not wrong to do either. I’m a pretty closed book until I get my loved ones around, but I’ve been working on opening up and found it’s mostly been good for me.
@@Kropothead I'm a single child and it's just how I've had to live life. My mom raised me as a single woman so when she couldn't be around I had to take care of myself. It's a lot easier to be on your own and from what I've seen from other humans, a lot nicer.
He might just be aromantic. Aromantic people experience little to no romantic attraction to others. I doubt Dave would entertain the conversation enough to figure out where he fits on that spectrum but if he ever did, it would probably help him get over a good chunk of that anger he displays.
@@eideticex No one whose aromantic screams at the top of their lungs in a voice bordering on desperate "I DON'T CARE IF IM LOVED!" only to continuously bitch and whine about how unloved they are as a RUclips channel.
As a non-foodie, the fact that their rivalry has gone from politics to cooking is so funny. It's so low-stakes, I half expect them to move onto calligraphy or book organizing next.
ha "low-stakes" i see what you did there
I can assure you, there are no higher stakes than cooking.
@@josh-oo Especially when Dave has no sense of personal hygiene or food safety whatsoever.
I can't believe I really just googled "boiling distilled water" just to see where Dave was even GETTING that idea 😭 apparently it is easier for distilled water to get to the superheated stage because of the lack of impurities but like. That doesn't mean it WILL blow up if it's boiled.
If you microwave water in a round container, it will become superheated then flash-boil when you put anything in it, but that's pretty far different from what Dave was describing.
@@Gentleman_Viking yeah I'm not saying he's remotely close to being right. Just that that's where he's getting the unhinged idea from
With my limited cooking equipment, in my tiny Korean apartment, I could outcook Dave with a toaster oven and frying pan. I don't even follow recipes for the most part.
Looking forward to Dave's impotent rage at the steak video. That should be perfection.
"that's a lime juicer" 💀
it's valid for Dave to not want to be loved. the problem comes when he optimizes for it like some kind of d&d munchkin
The fucking sound that came out of me
"Pizza has to remain horizontal when you pick it up."
Chef Ramsey over here eating burnt pizza.
I identify as a phi male, because I'm agender, and phi resembles the mathematical symbol for the null set.
Dave truly is the DSP of this small section of the internet
The world needs a cook-off between those two. Fastest to pour bacon grease down the toilet wins
Dave, with his Sigma self-explanation, has created a Sigma Ouroborous and I look forward to this sad sad Ragnarok
Does he think distilled water is alcahol?
holy fucking shit, when Dave starts singing in baby talk to Sarah... I can't even... THE CRINGE! IT BURNS!
Does Dave actually have anyone in his life? Like parents or siblings? Is it Sigma to be physically and socially repulsive to everyone in the world including your own blood?
From what I've gathered he has a brother, a sister, a niece, and a single mom. And he's proud of the fact that his mom and sister are ashamed of him.
@@elfbreath Ouch.
@@elfbreathto be fair, his sister and mom might be cunts
@@disturbedrocks1996 So, you'd rather assume his family members (coincidentally the female ones) are the assholes, not Dave? Have you seen Dave's behavior? Everyone should be repulsed by that (because he basically needs it to be a sigma right).
@@noritochip_97 i apologize, i was only tangentially aware of Dave when i made this comment, i thought he was just a lonely guy whose family might be dicks or just not worth a fuck kinda like mine! Then i ventured further down the Lord of Cringe rabbit hole and yeah I agree Dave is physically, morally and emotionally repugnant. I’m sure his mom and sister are ok people
Dave huffs the copium like his life depends on it.
the fact that Dave does not adapt or can get accustomed to change or even thinks of being creative in the kitchen makes me think he buys his shirts in bulk since he doesn't want to take chances the manufacturer will go bankrupt or the store will stop selling them. Change can be fun, Change can be interesting, and it can lead you to new flavours that you might like
You could do a Livestream of going to the store, buying a jug of distilled water, boiling it and adding pasta to demonstrate it doesn't explode and Dave would just insist it was mislabeled
I'm a proud Ligma male. 😂
I identify as a Gamma male, like Bruce Banner. I wander the Southwest in giant purple pants, seeking peace and solitude.
If you told Dave that a strawberry was red, would he scream that it's purple?
He actually fucking might
"IT'S CANDY MAROON, NOT RED"
I grill potatoes and other root vegetables all the time. ❤
Wrong!
@@pinksock3963 😁😆
“I am SIGMA!” - no sigma ever
Sigma males are just people who call themselves that. It doesn't really mean anything else though.
So actually every sigma ever says that. It's like the only requirement.
@@dontuserachelslurs This is true. I stand corrected.
Can we get “pizza cheese, pizza cheese” as like a.. sub.. sound effect? I dunno, I don’t do Twitch so I don’t know the lingo but that cannot be lost to time.
What the heck is even happening in this video?
Why does he think a streamer can't afford to make a pizza?
I love how Dave is your brett Keane lol
You guys are getting closer and closer to like actually being friend it's straight up verging on wholesome
Does Dave just pause and emote every thirty seconds at random stuff?
"Show me up. Beat me." I think he has a humiliation kink...
It's really weird how Dave thinks Sarah is in "control" of the relationship when I'm pretty sure they do things pretty equally aside from Sarah being a rediculous sub.
Dave doesn’t have any practical experience with relationships, it’s all incel theorycrafting.
Sarah is a rediculous sandwich? 🤔🤔
@@MetalxLicaxPP it tru tho
Something, something, used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 The fuck privilege is this gremlin even used to?
I will eat my sweaty shoe if he's even been laid before.
Watching Dave talk about food is like watching Vaush talk about fashion - unbelievably confident while being utterly clueless
Dave is trying really hard to copy Jakes style, and it's almost kind of sweet. I think he likes you, Jake.
There are no words to describe how badly I want an Iron Chef matchup between Jake and Dave to happen
1:51 Okay...why does this give me Caligula vibes?
At any moment, I'm expecting him to ramble on about how he has existed from the morning of the world and how he shall exist until the last star falls from the night, that although he has taken on the form of "Dave", he is all men as he is no man and therefore is a god.
Just...ya know...minus the charisma brought in by Malcom McDowell and turn up the entitlement that is from Caligula.
Good pizza...famous for never being folded or yellow/orange
dave is the epitome (pronounced epi tome) of the "well, acktually" redditer, except unlike the redditer who is _usually_ correct (if only pedantically), dave is just wrong. About most things.
Also what's with this "don't put hot things on electric stoves thing"? I grew up with an electric stove, put hot shit up on there all the time and nothing happened. Get a good stove topped with borosilicate glass. Literally, the only crack or chip that ever formed on that thing (before it was replaced with another one due to catching the olds) was caused by dropping something heavy on it. idr if it was a pan filled with food or a knife or something. And the resulting chip was so minor we just kept using it anyway. These people who have this hard on for gas ranges...I don't think they've ever used an electric stove more then once or twice, they're fine. There's nothing wrong with them.
I'm actually learning a lot from Jake's cooking vids. I'm so used to pizza taking thirty minutes or so in a conventional oven, and I need to know how a pizza can be cooked in three minutes.
Key distinction between me and Dave - I'm curious and genuinely open to learning new culinary techniques to improve my own game as opposed to being a smug fuckwit.
"I don't care to be loved"
BRO what. Love is awesome, platonic and otherwise.
31:49 best part
We need to send Dave's cooking videos to Gordon Ramsay
I've worked in the restaurant industry since I was 14 and I absolutely love watching Jake take this chud down when it comes to food.
You and me both! Been in the pink collar business since i was 18
9:08 peeling the lemon zest with either a peeler or a paring knife is how limoncello is made.
My personal favorite cheese blend for pizza is 2 parts Monterey Jack to 1 part fontina. Then, and this is optional, get some fresh mozz and pinch it into pieces about the size of a d6 and evenly distribute.
This man us horrible! Those brats aren't evenly cooked and look like he was impatient when starting the fire
You WANT the low moisture stuff for a pizza. At least if you're going for full to heavy coverage. How does he not know this?
Semolina flour is such a great idea for pizza too cause it’s got high protein content and gives you a solid base for your toppings and sauce.
As someone who also loves to cook. Watching the king of goop give anyone pointers is hilarious.
I use Not Another Cooking Show's lemonade recipe where he peels the rind and heats it with the water and sugar to make a lemon zest simple syrup
Holy shit Dave is still this embarrassing when it comes to food? Hearing him cry about what type of mozzarella you use while being factually wrong is just... nuclear cringe, dude
Old school atheist vs nu male atheist
re: wasting six pounds of mozzarella, my solution was making a nacho with mozz substitution- a bit of a different flavor, but still melts amazingly for ooey gooey nachos
Italian-themed nachos! Use tiny-cubed pepperoni
It's like how there's those Mexican omelettes. Diced peppers, shredded cheddar, crumbled ground beef, onions all inside. Then some queso and a dollop of sour cream on top, side of salsa
LOVE LOVE LOVE the Dave coverage!
Every time i hear these videos without watching, i remember Dave started as an Amazing Atheist knock-off.
Imagine having to deal with Paul all day.
Jake I’m little disappointed. I think low moisture whole milk mozzarella is the best.
WMLM all the way.
That's because it is!
Dave REALLY wants a cookoff. He's so lonely, he's willing to have an (I'm assuming in person) cookoff with someone he despises.
I'm sorry Dave but as a citizen of the CT and connoisseur of the 2 best types of pizza new haven and New York pizza the only way your pizza should stay perpendicular is if you fold if down the center like a gentleman. If lifted flat is should droop so far you are worried the cheese will slide off!
Oh man is Dave multiclassing?
lord of the mirthless more like
Like any decent person, i dont believe in any of the alpha/sigma/toga male bs, but anyone who uses the phrase 'my pizza-making journey' cannot claim to not be soy imo
Ham and cheese sandwich from scratch, except for the ham and cheese. SIGMAH.
I cooka da pizza
BICYCLES
He just can't help but nit pick everything you do jake.
what a badass
What is with the beard he has?
This is the best fued on the Internet.
sigma male dave.. HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA