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  • @PressEnter42
    @PressEnter42 Год назад +114

    Guys who say the youngest they'll date is 18 remind me of jobs who pay minimum wage. They don't pick that number because it's what they want, they pick it cause it's the legal answer

    • @aurizzistic
      @aurizzistic Год назад +16

      Lmao this is an incredible take

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids Год назад +9

      An employer paying you minimum wage is basically them saying "We'd pay you less, but it would be illegal" while in this case it's Dave saying "I'd go lower, but it would be illegal"

    • @LordDane1986
      @LordDane1986 Год назад +4

      Ugh... like I am 37, dating an 18 year old sounds horrible, even just a one night stand with one sounds awful. I mean it... yeah I don't want it.

    • @Terry-pf4dr
      @Terry-pf4dr Год назад +4

      @@LordDane1986agree.. I’m 40 and my kid is 17 so the idea of dating someone anywhere around the age of my kid seems disgusting.. we need stricter laws about age gaps!!

    • @d3l3tes00n
      @d3l3tes00n Год назад

      @@Terry-pf4dr Age gaps in general are fine, it's just the 18-19 thing that gets sus.

  • @Bloody-Roses18
    @Bloody-Roses18 Год назад +30

    ngl after hearing Dave’s admittance to his attraction to children and apologia for pedophilia, I no longer think Jake goes too hard on him and think that he should actually go harder on him.

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon Год назад +30

    Dave is like a wizard cast a spell on the concept of toxic masculinity and brought it to life.

    • @banonKING
      @banonKING Год назад +1

      And the twist of that is... Dave was also that wizard. He cast the spell on himself.

    • @buttzlol
      @buttzlol 9 месяцев назад

      He'd have to have any amount of masculinity for that

    • @AN474-e1o
      @AN474-e1o 8 месяцев назад

      Except he missed out on the muscles.

  • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
    @unreasonablyagreeable1081 Год назад +32

    Dave: "i want as little baggage as possible"
    Homie, you are the baggage!! 😂😂

  • @Eiuol81853
    @Eiuol81853 Год назад +36

    Jake not only lives rent-free in Dave's head, Dave has given Jake large swaths of real estate and build his "champagne socialist" mansion up there.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад

      Socialism is when poop, confit is when duck, butter is when white!

    • @LordDane1986
      @LordDane1986 Год назад +4

      Dave does not know what it means to be a socialist, I mean fine a lot of people don't, but he is also a cook and does not know what champagne is I guess.

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 Год назад +37

    I've seen this behavior before, this mentality Dave has about Jake where everything BAD Jake does is him being a genuine fuck up, and everything GOOD is him either lying or using someone else's work. Every time I've seen this, it's been nothing but jealously and regret at the root of it all. Dave, for the love of god, please go easy and get some help.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +4

      My dad is like this and I am addicted to the Dave content because if my mom died or he got divorced before I was born my dad would just be Dave.

  • @reform-revolution
    @reform-revolution Год назад +21

    dave attacking older women is proof he has never read Big Ben Franks masterpiece on why older women are better in everyway to young women

  • @RawketSushi
    @RawketSushi Год назад +16

    WTF? Women can make their own decisions, they do not "need to be controlled by men" (jesus that phrase makes me ill to type) Sex-workers being valid doesn't make everyone in the exchange valid. This isn't having it both ways it's looking at two sides of the same coin. Sex-workers are valid and are free to do that and the customer is exploitative, like literally. The customer is paying them for sex, that is exploitation under capitalism. It would be better if sex-workers could do it just because they wanted to and not because it was the only viable path to making money that they saw. There is no need for "control" here. Sex-workers aren't out of control because they are sex-workers. That implies some moral or personal like problem that needs to be kept in check which there isn't one. If that's what someone wants to do for work, they can do that. But if someone feels like they need to to survive that's gross. The fact that Dave is only looking at this as if in a vacuum is gross, he seems to think that there can be no economic, or social factors that he could possibly be exploiting if they agree to it. Like that is such a gross, simplistic understanding of what consent is. And it's not even that consent is complicated, it's just not black and white all the time.
    Edit: Side note, men and non-binary people can also be sex-workers. There are many sex-workers who are those.

  • @flunkiebubs2002
    @flunkiebubs2002 Год назад +17

    This guy is basically your Brett Keane

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +4

      Gord bless his greasy, bloated heart.

    • @reviewtechUSSR1
      @reviewtechUSSR1 Год назад +1

      Hey now he's not that particular individzhual.

    • @legndofphoenix
      @legndofphoenix Год назад +6

      Oh my god that's a deep cut

    • @Spice983
      @Spice983 Месяц назад

      That literally just occurred to me as I was watching this, Gord bless him. Like why would Dave fans be in his chat unless he had a Manatee/Peasant relationship with Dave and his audience.

  • @cannibalmonkey
    @cannibalmonkey Год назад +13

    When a man that has the mentality that Dave does, talks about age of consent and how younger girls are better, it makes my skin literally crawl. It’s the most disgusting shit to hear. This guy needs help, well balanced people don’t talk about this kind of stuff like he does.

  • @breadtheory9972
    @breadtheory9972 Год назад +10

    I’ve never seen Dave soy joyous as when he thought he found a loophole in consent. The creepiest thing I’ve seen in a long while.
    I’m so glad he never leaves his basement.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Год назад +8

    Dave when the mail carrier is female: "I didn't start this... she came to MY house!"

  • @RawketSushi
    @RawketSushi Год назад +16

    OMFG Dave isn't even watching the videos he's reacting to half the time XD

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +4

      Wait till you see today's stream where he "watched" this video. Spoilers: he argued with ghosts, argued with chat, argued with (not present) Sarah, then had a pussybitchdave meltdown ragequit and ended the stream

    • @legndofphoenix
      @legndofphoenix Год назад +3

      ​@@channelname1019oh I was there actually, for a bit

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +3

      oh haha sorry for you... I only caught the cooking stream, last half hour
      @@legndofphoenix

  • @RawketSushi
    @RawketSushi Год назад +24

    The part about Jake supposedly living with his parents is just such a wierd thing to assume. Also omg Jake makes me want to learn how to cook so bad, that pizza looked so tasty and I'm not even a big fan of pepperoni

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +1

      Just start. You have to eat, you don't have to play the piano, or do art but you do have to eat so just start making food. Also, it is good at getting you dates. I am gay so I only know about guys but everyone wants to sleep with the guy that will make them breakfast, this is why we know nobody will sleep with Dave.

  • @elfbreath
    @elfbreath Год назад +9

    Dave really doesn't listen to a word anyone says to him, does he? He just keeps arguing with the version of them he made up in his head, even when the real person right in front of him is directly contradicting him.

  • @uhu7813
    @uhu7813 Год назад +7

    Sex work is not "good." Sex work is just work. And then we can have an argument about the morality of having to work to have your basic needs covered.

    • @elfbreath
      @elfbreath Год назад +4

      Exactly, Dave doesn't seem to grasp that "work" ≠ "good". Sex work is work, but all labor under capitalism is exploitative by nature. In a perfect society no one would HAVE to work unless they want to.

  • @phillgornall2296
    @phillgornall2296 Год назад +11

    I mean it sounds like he’s got everything he wants,
    He’s got the least amount of baggage imaginable in his non existent partner.

    • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
      @unreasonablyagreeable1081 Год назад +7

      cant have any baggage if you scare all the maidens off

    • @MetalxLicaxPP
      @MetalxLicaxPP Год назад +6

      ​@@unreasonablyagreeable1081who needs maidens when you can have 10+ beers a day 😎

    • @Dargesh890
      @Dargesh890 Год назад +4

      ​@@MetalxLicaxPPbeers never tell him he has a drinking problem

    • @MetalxLicaxPP
      @MetalxLicaxPP Год назад +1

      @@Dargesh890 It's not a.problem if you can get them all down

  • @chibbersthesquirrel6189
    @chibbersthesquirrel6189 Год назад +9

    Dave's forced fake laugh is just the audio version of that meme, "People using this emoji 🤣 are madder than they've ever been in their life"

  • @tehjburz
    @tehjburz Год назад +5

    *straps self into chair*
    *injects 42069mg of Dave*

  • @solomonverrico
    @solomonverrico Год назад +5

    Everything he thinks he knows was archaic in the 90's. He's so stagnant. I can't tell, tho, if he's really that dim about how his positions on things are the kinds of manipulation you normally hear out of predators or he thinks his audience is too dim to catch it when they're flat out telling him he's a creep and why.

  • @NathanaelNewton
    @NathanaelNewton Год назад +12

    Lmao he's so mad 🤣 maybe if he spent years of reading the Bible and going through all of the chick tracks and all of that he would have some RUclips money
    Wow! He's really towing some of those incell talking points with the taylor swift and story mode bs

  • @Nobody_Fn_Important
    @Nobody_Fn_Important Год назад +7

    the part about Dave talking about teens, teens, wanting to go onto Only Fans disgusts me, because I am thinking of those that are waiting until they are 18 so they can move from their abusive parents, or to get out of their neglectful household, or sometimes worse. the horror stories I have read and heard make me sick and there's Dave's sick thoughts about teens wanting to go onto Only Fans. he needs some serious help

  • @nunyabidness4220
    @nunyabidness4220 11 месяцев назад +3

    Okay, 8 minutes in, the maniacal "I'm NORMAL!" is the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. It's the perfect Dave imitation. :)

  • @m0rticia_munst3r
    @m0rticia_munst3r Год назад +5

    when I was 19, I had moved to a new city and wanted to find friends. I met a girl who was still in high school...I can't remember if she was 16, almost 17 or 17, almost 18. Either way, it was no more than a 3 year difference and I had just moved out after graduating high school...we ended up getting crushes on each other but nothing ever came of it. Honestly...even then...it felt weird and off in some way to be even trying to date a high schooler. I'm not saying it's always gross in this situation...just for me, that small of a difference felt weird. Now at 35...ain't no way in hell I'm touching an 18 year old...maybe even early 20s is cutting it close...18 is a literal child.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Год назад +5

    17:06 Dave, what prison sentence is your partner age preference going to get you?

  • @darken2185
    @darken2185 Год назад +6

    It's kind of disturbing how much Dave looks and sounds like an evil TJ Kirk

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 Год назад

      Same generation, media influences, dumb white suburbs. and yet...

  • @RecRoomPlays
    @RecRoomPlays Год назад +5

    Dave might just be the single most miserable human being I've ever seen.

  • @SSmotzer
    @SSmotzer Год назад +9

    I know Dave has always been sad, but it's getting depressing at this point. Dave needs help.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +2

      Well, he needs help but here is a thing I sadly learned from my father. If you don't want it nobody can help you. We went to therapy to try to sort this and he repeatedly yelled at me and the therapist about _our_ faults of being _too angry_ as he screamed at us.
      The similarities to my Dave my dad has are uncanny, if not for my mom they would basically be the same person. The only person that can help Dave is Dave.

  • @RandarTheBarbarian
    @RandarTheBarbarian Год назад +4

    Dave's lack of understanding is wild to me, how can you not understand that going after people 15-25 years younger than you is creepy? It's a problem of relativity, like Jake correctly says a person who's 18 and fresh out of or possibly still in high school doesn't have real life experience. They probably haven't lived on their own or worked a serious job, they're above the age of majority, but they're not much of an adult, that's the issue in question. A person will have to be some amount of time above the age of majority to have lived in a world outside of school before they can become a mature person (this is also why I think it's weird we as a country try to get people fresh out of high school and straight in to college (and take on thousands in debt) without like a gap year or 2 because who really knows what they want to do with their life at 18). A person fresh out of school is not going to be an adult. If everyone did a 4 year degree at a government funded college and it was normalized to do that straight out of high school while they still lived with their parents I would call it a little sus to want to date 22 year olds as someone in their late 20s to early 30s, the age gap would be smaller sure, but the experience gap would be in effect at least similar.

  • @JoanieDriftwood
    @JoanieDriftwood Год назад +5

    I have no idea who this guy is but this is too hilarious 😂

  • @SkycometFallen
    @SkycometFallen Год назад +3

    I’m always glad Jake posts these videos. I often miss his streams because of my work hours 😢

  • @HavartiCamembert
    @HavartiCamembert Год назад +2

    Does anyone else remember the movie "Ladyhawk?" If so, does Dave remind anyone else of the drunken hermit monk in the movie?

  • @SeverelyGlitchy
    @SeverelyGlitchy Год назад +4

    Oh, that new intro music is hot.

  • @polkadotmicrochip
    @polkadotmicrochip Год назад +10

    its great how dave always shows his whole ass by saying, "jake couldnt have cooked that" or "jake doesnt make enough money from twitch to afford a house."

    • @AriesCorinthier
      @AriesCorinthier Год назад +2

      Projection is a hell of a drug, and boy are conservatives ADDICTED

  • @natrixxvision6997
    @natrixxvision6997 Год назад +2

    1:23 You should’ve gotten Better Help to sponsor this video Jake

  • @DevinPlaysitAll
    @DevinPlaysitAll Год назад +1

    Man, it feels like just yesterday I was in high school, listening to tbr, playing NBA2k12 on my xbox 360

  • @inrainbows1829
    @inrainbows1829 13 дней назад

    Someone get that man an appointment with The Hair Club For Men

  • @julsharvell7335
    @julsharvell7335 Год назад +2

    Why is he talking about being a sugar-daddy? He can't afford that....

  • @nunyabidness4220
    @nunyabidness4220 11 месяцев назад +1

    Listening to Dave's expertise on women is like listening to Stephen Hawking tell us what to look for in a pair of track shoes.

  • @mercedeswalt6621
    @mercedeswalt6621 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve decided that, “baggage,” in the context Dave is using it in translates to, “less easy to rape or coerce or treat like garbage,”. I think that younger women, certain heterosexual and innocent younger women, are more likely to be pleased by male attention, that they’ll take that male attention at the cost of being denigrated and not realize it until much later.
    But I could be speaking too broadly and only remembering my own experiences. Anyone want to weigh in here?

  • @VeinyWombat
    @VeinyWombat 5 месяцев назад

    10-15 years? In prison?! Like what?!

  • @banonKING
    @banonKING Год назад +1

    I would love to know about Dave's personal life and how he grew up. Every one who knew him in school... or home school. Anyone who works with him. Anyone in his family who is at least half-way normal... cause there is no way in hell his parents where sane human beings.

  • @StooDogg
    @StooDogg Год назад +3

    Did LOP get his monetization back?
    I've noticed he seems to be doing sleep streams recently. I don't know if it's intentional or blackout drunkeness.

    • @darkstar1360
      @darkstar1360 Год назад +7

      More than likely there because Dave gets plastered and passes out on stream.

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq Месяц назад

    “I’m looking at 10-15.”
    The prosecutor said 10 to 20. 🤔

  • @inrainbows1829
    @inrainbows1829 13 дней назад

    Dave: Older woman tend to come more with the ability to say no

  • @archangel996
    @archangel996 Год назад +1

    When we thought there was a chance Dave might be about to change, it was fun watching him. Now, he's just genuinely sad to watch.

  • @dancinginthedust9899
    @dancinginthedust9899 5 месяцев назад

    I am 23 and i had a 19 year old flirt with me and that felt icky to me, i had to be line "hey, can we not do that please"

  • @fjorddkcckkc3783
    @fjorddkcckkc3783 6 месяцев назад

    There’s no way this dude isn’t blasted drunk on like 12 beers

  • @710Chicken
    @710Chicken Год назад +2

    24:00 if these 17yo cant wait to be 18, why is it wrong that I cant wait either? amiright fellas?!?!? ffs

    • @sigmascrub
      @sigmascrub Год назад

      Facts 😎🤢

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад

      ​@sigmascrub sorry but you can't have that user name AND agree with the original comment without a disclaimer, its illegal

  • @stephottey9535
    @stephottey9535 11 месяцев назад

    10-15 .... What years in prison?

  • @VeinyWombat
    @VeinyWombat 5 месяцев назад

    Dave comes with no baggage

  • @jaredandrews5806
    @jaredandrews5806 3 месяца назад

    I'm glad I've finally heard a real man call Taylor swift a 10

  • @tsharabrown3719
    @tsharabrown3719 Год назад

    "Women, at least in their youth, play life on goddamn story mode." The implication was "due to their beauty " right? So.... Women who are not conventionally attractive dont exist then?

  • @bipolarbear8940
    @bipolarbear8940 Год назад

    Dave is just Gazpacho from Chowder after he finally gets internet and stumbles upon incel forums

  • @burdenblossom9484
    @burdenblossom9484 Год назад

    me trying not to laugh because I'm simultaneously kind of throwing up in my mouth :(

  • @SkycometFallen
    @SkycometFallen Год назад

    Dave’s face has actually been used in memes on r/justneckbeardthings
    No joke. I’ve seen them

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny 11 месяцев назад

    Wow, I haven't heard that much cope laugh since Kenneth Copeland said "Joe Biden what????" Hmm... Copeland? interesting.
    Yes, yes I am. The answer is Blueberry Muffin Indica dominant.

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 4 месяца назад

    22:38... He says "reverse the genders" and then talks about a female teacher preying on a 14 yo boy... Which implies that he's an adult male preying on a 14 yo girl.
    Just want to put that out there.

  • @sensen7216
    @sensen7216 14 дней назад

    Look personally I don't think age gaps are inherently bad when between TWO CONSENTING ADULTS. Can it be disturbing, yes. Can things like grooming still happen, yes. But at the end of the day if you're 20 and wanna date a 40 year old, go ahead. I'd say it really depends on the situation.

  • @brandonhopkins5241
    @brandonhopkins5241 Год назад +1

    More Dave content!!!

  • @unfortuitousash
    @unfortuitousash Год назад

    26 minutes is the point in this conversation where dave would just get his ass kicked. i lasted longer than i thought i would till dave made my blood boil.

  • @nemoschemo5395
    @nemoschemo5395 10 месяцев назад

    21:02 so like you have to draw a line in the sand at the bear minimum.......yea thats what a creep would do. Like bruh poaching someone that young while youre ass is balding with the long ass beard is a bad look high key. Like 18 is level 1 into adult hood its wierd

  • @vomgurl
    @vomgurl Год назад

    jake makin me blush with how well he treats his gf probably making dave blush too but not in the good way , more like in the embarrassed way because hes such a bad husband 🤭🤭🤭

  • @simplelogic9090
    @simplelogic9090 Год назад

    Werent you the one saying sound of freedom was an explanation film?

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +1

      Ah old mate Simpleton Logic has come to defend Daddy Dave from the mean nasty weftists? Bless your cotton cum sock.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +4

      Not surprised that Simp Lelogic doesn't quite understand what is meant by "exploitation film"

    • @simplelogic9090
      @simplelogic9090 Год назад

      @channelname1019 so let's just say Tim Ballard is full of shit. And it's a completely made up movie. Is the story still exploitive?

    • @simplelogic9090
      @simplelogic9090 Год назад

      @@channelname1019 is saying trafficking kids is bad and should be fought with every fiber of your body?

    • @simplelogic9090
      @simplelogic9090 Год назад

      @channelname1019 lol dave the drunk can fight his own slurred battles. I am here to point out how weird it that one wants to comment on this but called a movie about literal child sex trafficking, exploitive.

  • @Admin-qy4zi
    @Admin-qy4zi 10 месяцев назад

    🤦‍♂️
    Dude, you are obsessed

    • @Spitfyre1011
      @Spitfyre1011 2 месяца назад

      Dave's a pedo though. I think that might be worse

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire Год назад +2

    LORD OF GLOOP RETURNS!!!