Lord of Patriarchy Rapid Fires Horrible Political Hot Takes

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @benburke3015
    @benburke3015 3 года назад +108

    That whole "Gen Z is more conservative" and "It's rebellious to be for capitalism" spiel is legit "Conservatism is the new punk rock" levels of BS.

    • @lelboi3557
      @lelboi3557 3 года назад +11

      And they fully believe it.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 3 года назад +1

      Nazi punks f*ck off.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 9 месяцев назад +1

      It was so cringe that he actually believes that

  • @L3Gutierrez
    @L3Gutierrez 3 года назад +95

    "No medicare for all because private insurance is going to go away" who wants to pay for health care through a regulated tax program, when you can pay more money to companies that'll charge you more?

    • @barockobummer2448
      @barockobummer2448 3 года назад +20

      The uber rich are just gonna get mad they won't have the ability to cut the line or be able to tie it to employment.

    • @doctorgothicc
      @doctorgothicc 3 года назад +18

      Eww Taxes? For the government? I'll take my chances with a corporation with no transparency or accountability thanks

    • @blargh3428
      @blargh3428 3 года назад +12

      And in the next breath "BIG TECH BAD BID CORPS BAD THEY WON'T LET ME SAY THE N WORD AND HARASS WOMEN"

    • @QBert904
      @QBert904 3 года назад

      @Johan Liebert all about control

    • @homerdripson406
      @homerdripson406 3 года назад

      Han-Tyumi

  • @mizzeerie1106
    @mizzeerie1106 3 года назад +15

    wow, just got an ad before your video for a company called thriteenfifty apparel , which makes clothes for law enforcement and law enforcement larpers... NO JOKE!

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +9

      What the fuck. How do you even name your company that not as a piss take?

    • @JovanDacic
      @JovanDacic 3 года назад +3

      Impressively bad ad targeting. Unlucky you for having to witness such a gross ad, but at least they had to pay RUclips.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +5

      @Yes, This is Tig Yeah that's a load of crap. The fact that it's cops in particular makes me have a big ol' DOUBT on there.

    • @mizzeerie1106
      @mizzeerie1106 3 года назад +1

      @Yes, This is Tig especially as law enforcement apparel yea theyre full of shit lol

    • @mara_veena
      @mara_veena 3 года назад +1

      Disgusting. Hogs really possess the audacity!

  • @pampullmoose
    @pampullmoose 3 года назад +16

    "He's a fucking sarlacc pit of a man" just made me laugh so fucking hard and I'm in the middle of a really bad bout of depression and goddamit I needed that. Thank you Jake

  • @NerdyGuyRanting
    @NerdyGuyRanting 3 года назад +38

    "This election was Donald Trump vs Donald Trump."
    More accurately, it was between Donald Trump and not Donald Trump.
    Not Donald Trump won.

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution 3 года назад +1

      the most accurate description ive heard so far

  • @JoseRS1186
    @JoseRS1186 3 года назад +54

    Gen Z is more Conservative...
    Does he think Ben Shabippi is 14 years old?

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +14

      Its an understandable mistake

    • @Davo2able
      @Davo2able 3 года назад +8

      Wait... he isn’t??

    • @benburke3015
      @benburke3015 3 года назад +14

      Ben Shapiro secretly being a 14 year old larping as an adult would explain a lot.

    • @melmelhodgepodge3800
      @melmelhodgepodge3800 3 года назад +8

      I'm still not convinced Ben Shapiro is not 14 years old. 🤔

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, Ben does sound like a 14 year old.

  • @originoflogos
    @originoflogos 3 года назад +68

    To be fair, Coors mountain is the ONLY mountain Lord of Cringe would ever climb lol

  • @SecurityMonitorLizard
    @SecurityMonitorLizard 3 года назад +42

    Not everything moves left. Just look at the stats on terrorism.

    • @Davo2able
      @Davo2able 3 года назад +5

      He means the majority of humans. There will always be outliers, e.g. Iran 1970s to now

    • @ericdecker2914
      @ericdecker2914 3 года назад +7

      Davo2able He’s insinuating that terrorism is committed more and more by those on the right.

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 3 года назад +21

      @@Davo2able nah! Every right wing terrorist attack is just antifa. It's always antifa. Even if they say they're Trumpers, they're lying. Just antifa.
      Fun fact:
      Did you know antifa did 9/11? It's true. 💫 The more you know.

  • @ts4743
    @ts4743 3 года назад +18

    I DIED AT THE PICKLE GUY PART WOW

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg 3 года назад +46

    I think he's secretly a Time Lord who used a chameleon circuit to become a human chud. It explains the fascination with clocks.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +7

      Time Lord of Patriarchy

    • @benburke3015
      @benburke3015 3 года назад +9

      I don't know. I feel like most time lords actually know how clocks work.

    • @doctorgothicc
      @doctorgothicc 3 года назад

      Dave being from outside the normal time stream does explain why he is actually right about time zones 🤔

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 3 года назад +1

      No there was an accident at Twitter HQ where the Matt Christman Groyper meme account was accidentally brought to life

    • @clark778
      @clark778 3 года назад +1

      @@benburke3015 his regeneration went wrong XD

  • @tiborklein5349
    @tiborklein5349 3 года назад +9

    Jake gave us the silent treatment at the end... 🥺

  • @hoodlambo
    @hoodlambo 3 года назад +19

    Anyone else scared to death at the prospect of becoming like this guy when you're older?

    • @CrashKaiju
      @CrashKaiju Год назад +1

      Na I don't drink.

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights 2 месяца назад

      If you're afraid of becoming like this, good. Touch more grass. Don't drink. Learn to relate to other people. And remember Dave. You'll probably be okay.

  • @champagnelewis7049
    @champagnelewis7049 3 года назад +3

    What is he talking about Amazon jobs...? Amazon has only grown more wealthy through this pandemic, they continue to hire more workers, and jobs are certainly NOT averaging in 6 figures. Many of my coworkers struggle to get by taking care of their kids, and some work multiple jobs in order to do so. I can't imagine how hard it is on them, given I struggle as is getting enough sleep with how long our shifts are.

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 3 года назад +1

      If I remember correctly, Amazon wanted to build a second headquarters, and was trying to decide where to build it. So cities were offering them perks and tax breaks and whatever else. And AOC said, "That's some bullshit." (I'm paraphrasing there.) She probably also mentioned that they're a horrible employer and a horrible business in general. So she rallied to get NYC to not compete for the Amazon headquarters, and the conservative media spun that as her keeping NYC from getting more jobs.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 года назад

      Didn't Amazon try to patent a "safety" device that effectively put their workers in a literal wage cage? Like, complete with a system that tracked how much time you spent in and out of the cage and shit?

  • @MannnisEi
    @MannnisEi 3 года назад +41

    Dave asks himself the question: Is our children learning?

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +4

      The left hand now knows what the right hand's doing...

    • @nathanjasper512
      @nathanjasper512 3 года назад +7

      Dave is a living advertisement for the importance of not neglecting education.

  • @SLAUGHTERAMA
    @SLAUGHTERAMA 3 года назад +6

    We already have rationing of healthcare. It’s basically a wallet biopsy.

  • @someonerandom8552
    @someonerandom8552 3 года назад +3

    To an outsider the US healthcare system seems unbelievably cruel and sadistic. Like I have my issues with our Medicare. I think it could be improved. But it seems beyond crazy that a developed country such as the US literally holds medical services for ransom.

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 3 года назад +1

      From an insider perspective Its almost certainly even more cruel than you realize.

  • @goldbyrd3667
    @goldbyrd3667 3 года назад +2

    Lerd of Cringe is like the Uncle Iroh of beerbending

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 3 года назад +1

      Interestingly, perhaps Lord of Stupidity would do well to chill and have a cup of tea once in a while.

  • @sinshiro
    @sinshiro 3 года назад +7

    Does the sound cut out around the last two minutes for anyone else?

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I was wondering about that

  • @benburke3015
    @benburke3015 3 года назад +20

    2:29 I am very disappointed in you, Jake. That was the perfect opportunity for a Parliament-Funkadelic Parody that you completely missed:
    "We want the house
    Give up the house
    Oh we need the house
    Gotta have that house"

  • @deadpoolpanda4513
    @deadpoolpanda4513 3 года назад +11

    The Cornfather is whacking wheat from the field

  • @HowToPnP
    @HowToPnP 3 года назад +5

    Fun fact: Germany had universal healthcare, while still having a Kaiser!

  • @normtrooper4392
    @normtrooper4392 3 года назад +29

    Medical care is already rationed. If you cannot afford it, you don't get it

    • @NyxyPixie
      @NyxyPixie 3 года назад +4

      I always find that so strange because either way there's still the same amount of doctors so it can be sorted by need or money. For example, I'm Canadian and I needed surgery. It was a fairly long wait, but I understood it was because I was low priority (benign growths that would eventually cause issues). The idea that I should be able to cut the line in front of people who had actual cancerous growths because I have more money is gross.

    • @NekoDalian
      @NekoDalian 3 года назад +5

      @@NyxyPixie Not to mention the people who are against publicly funded healthcare are also against publicly funded education. It's like, you're ensuring poor people can't get healthcare, and you're also cutting down the number of doctors by not allowing the poor to get an education. Thus ensuring that the cost of doctors will be higher, AND that the poor will never get the chance to dig themselves out of the hole they were born in, forever denied healthcare. Turns out the right just really hates the poor.

    • @NyxyPixie
      @NyxyPixie 3 года назад +2

      @@NekoDalian Something something personal responsibility, something something bootstraps!!!
      It really is sad though, such a waste of human potential just to line a few people's pockets.

  • @gooadam
    @gooadam 3 года назад +3

    Pol Pot... notorious "socialist"... my Gawd. Pol Pot was far-far-far-right. He tacked out the graph going so far to the right. There's nobody further right than Pol Pot.

  • @Kristen70364
    @Kristen70364 3 года назад

    "He's his own sherpa"
    Bitch, I choked on my coke zero 🤣😭

  • @goldbyrd3667
    @goldbyrd3667 3 года назад +13

    Jake is suspiciously sounding like a supercapitalist...

    • @BradsGonnaPlay
      @BradsGonnaPlay 3 года назад +5

      It’s so weird how if you take care of your own, they can exist in a capitalist system more efficiently than they exist in... our own capitalist system.

    • @goldbyrd3667
      @goldbyrd3667 3 года назад +3

      @@BradsGonnaPlay No! Not you too! Jake, you sadistic ideologue, you've gone too far!

    • @BradsGonnaPlay
      @BradsGonnaPlay 3 года назад +3

      @@goldbyrd3667 there’s no turning back! Embrace our monetized God!!!

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution 3 года назад

      we must know the enemy comrade for only through knowledge can we destroy it

    • @sigmascrub
      @sigmascrub 2 года назад

      Was that really only a year ago? 😂 feels like wayyy longer

  • @godocs11
    @godocs11 3 года назад +1

    "Whatever happens, happens. It'll be better than a great depression."
    How great will the depression be when 10,000 people are dying every day and the economy stops anyways because people are terrified as a million people are dead and a million more are on their way out?

  • @RollinH
    @RollinH 3 года назад +4

    anyone else notice the audio cutoff at 1:00:56 ?

  • @ZephyrusAsmodeus
    @ZephyrusAsmodeus 5 месяцев назад

    Jfc, i was listening on headphones in the bathroom at work when the xenomorph noise happened. god, my sides hurt, trying to keep that laugh in

  • @Poisonfrogg
    @Poisonfrogg 13 дней назад +1

    Sound cut s out at end

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge 3 года назад +17

    Dave heard someone say his arguments couldn't get any worse and he said
    "Hold my beer"

    • @nathanjasper512
      @nathanjasper512 3 года назад +1

      He needs someone to hold his beer. God knows he can't.

  • @EnordAreven
    @EnordAreven 3 года назад +3

    Man this pickle guy is sad :-/

  • @JoshuaWillis89
    @JoshuaWillis89 3 года назад +3

    At 41:46 Dave forgets that millions of Americans had their Federal taxes increase substantially in 2018 thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican Party, and their supposed “tax cuts.” (myself included, as a public school teacher living in red-state Texas)

  • @gh0s7-704
    @gh0s7-704 3 года назад +1

    Too bad you can't take more than one of him per detachment in the new Death Guard codex
    (How's that for a joke nobody's gonna get?)

  • @havenandaura
    @havenandaura 2 года назад

    I have that gurgling noise in my throat sometimes and from what I googled:
    "Certain conditions, such as chronic gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) or obesity, weaken the sphincter. When that happens, stomach acid can gurgle up and burn the lower end of the esophagus." UCSF Health

  • @sbushido5547
    @sbushido5547 3 года назад +2

    I wonder if the "working-class voter" = "people who don't live in a big city" thing will ever go away. Like...do people who use that phrase think that everyone in a big city has some 6 figure job, or something?

  • @Gloomdrake
    @Gloomdrake 3 года назад +4

    Whoever convinced people that taxes were bad is the worst kind of monster

    • @juniorqindes8335
      @juniorqindes8335 3 года назад

      “Whoever told people a giant organization taking their money against their will is bad is a monster!” .-. Sure buddy. Keep threatening peoples lives if they don’t give you money while pretending they are the bad guy.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 3 года назад

      @@juniorqindes8335 It’s the government’s money, not yours. You didn’t print it. If you hate taxes so much, make your own currency

    • @juniorqindes8335
      @juniorqindes8335 3 года назад

      @@Gloomdrake “it’s the governments money, not yours” no, no it isn’t. You talking about the dollar note? Then no, not even printed in USA. .-. Also if I made a dollar of my own design and you gave it to someone the. They gave it to me... YOU WOULDNT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE JT FROM MEZ wrong for so many reasons

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 3 года назад

      @@juniorqindes8335 You’re not being given the money, you’re borrowing it

    • @juniorqindes8335
      @juniorqindes8335 3 года назад

      @@Gloomdrake no, because being given money without being told that is illegal. In almost every modern country. Where legally does it say any of what you are saying? You are aware that a bitcoin who also owns their money would get into a lot of trouble? No, it doesn’t work how you think. In fact, it works the exact opposite way. The federal reserve note... serves to show that THEY OWE ME what’s written on the note. Not the other way around. The note represents how much they owe me. You give them somethijg(usually labor but originally gold) and they give you its value. Not only is the the bases for bank notes since their invention but the “federal” reserve that does it for us isn’t us. .-. So no.

  • @spranktonskunt839
    @spranktonskunt839 3 месяца назад

    His voice sounds like if Linkara ate the Amazing Atheist

  • @guidestone1392
    @guidestone1392 3 года назад +1

    "A Clockwork Potato" boils himself in beer for too long
    "Fetal Alcohol Father Time" loses sight of the future

  • @roses_rebirth_2563
    @roses_rebirth_2563 3 года назад +3

    ah the sound cut out at the end :(

  • @fartrhino
    @fartrhino 3 года назад +4

    The reason his mic sounds that way is because he's try to get that classic "Mister Metokur"(internet aristocratic)sound. The right adores that guy!

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did the sound get cut from the end of the video on purpose because it's part of the present for the livestream audience, or is it a mistake?

  • @RavennaZane
    @RavennaZane 3 года назад

    that hippo thing killed me. i died. xD

  • @bixiezelkova9799
    @bixiezelkova9799 3 года назад +5

    What's the opposite of ASMR, because 28:00 is that

  • @superanimenerd13
    @superanimenerd13 3 года назад

    The last few minutes of the clip are all muted! From 1:00:56 to the end I can't hear anything. Did something happen during uploading?

  • @baronblackdragon9078
    @baronblackdragon9078 3 года назад +5

    This guy sounds like the parrot from Aladdin

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 3 года назад

      [huggles their Iago plushie] DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY AVIAN SON AGAIN.

  • @thomaslance5428
    @thomaslance5428 3 года назад +14

    You ABSOLUTELY should challenge him to a debate. Corn Boy vs Warcorpse666 old school lol. Seriously, all he spouts is tired right wing talking points. He never researches anything. I could probably beat him, and I've never debated, cause I'd come prepared...if I had the social confidence, that is...

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution 3 года назад

      after what happened with Chud Logic i dont think dave wants any part of debates

    • @thomaslance5428
      @thomaslance5428 3 года назад

      @@reform-revolution Probably because, deep down, he knows he's full of shit. I highly doubt he's so much as cracked an eye at Wikipedia, let alone done any real research into the things he talks about.

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution 3 года назад

      @@thomaslance5428 he has but all his sources were breihbart and fox news and it did not go well (chud made him backtrack on those sources)

  • @Draconis00788
    @Draconis00788 3 года назад +1

    That last bit about not recognizing attraction struck a cord. Throughout high school I can look back and realize what a brain dead dumbass I was for not seeing that some girls I was actually into were into me. Hell I'm married and I have a hard time believing my wife thinks I look good

  • @naturalistmind
    @naturalistmind 3 года назад +2

    excuse me, the term you are looking for is "bubble bass"

  • @northumbriancomrade9391
    @northumbriancomrade9391 3 года назад

    As someone from the UK it's fucking bonkers how someone can be against a socialist healthcare

  • @lordhogwash8393
    @lordhogwash8393 3 года назад +1

    He sounds like a monster that you’d run into while exploring the Underdark; Fellow D&D nerds get it

  • @Davo2able
    @Davo2able 3 года назад +19

    “I can’t make you a fatty boombolatty - well.. maybe I can.” - Actual Fake, aka Peepee Take, aka Poopoo Stake

    • @hotaru0emi
      @hotaru0emi 3 года назад +1

      You having a stroke?

  • @theevillemon
    @theevillemon 3 года назад +1

    I live in NZ lockdowns work pretty well not gunna lie

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 9 месяцев назад

      FR (and from the future): if the United States had committed fully to our early lockdowns (prioritized quarantine over "muh economy" or "muh children's academic achievement DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC"), we would probably have had like half the casualties we did. That's a guesstimate on my part, but like... It probably would have gone better, and couldn't possibly have gone any worse.

  • @vriskaserket1120
    @vriskaserket1120 3 года назад +11

    I literally had to skip the parts where he was drinking. I was gonna vomit

  • @pestilenssi8979
    @pestilenssi8979 3 года назад

    Adhd "kid" here. Had a horrible time in all online classes, couldn't focus for shit and eventually gave up to play minecraft during the calls-

  • @diruhater
    @diruhater 3 года назад +1

    I really love the part at the end where there's no audio -_-

  • @jadetortellini6150
    @jadetortellini6150 3 года назад +6

    Support the arts! Encourage your kids! Also I absolutely lost it with the slomo-shlurp

    • @cheyennesanchez7201
      @cheyennesanchez7201 3 года назад

      I can't fucking breathe from the slurp clips 💀💀💀💀

  • @ItsJustChurch
    @ItsJustChurch 3 года назад +1

    I actually have a similarly gross style...

  • @andreelmatacoronavirusquin1322
    @andreelmatacoronavirusquin1322 3 года назад +2

    I am a puerto rican living in Puerto Rico at the moment and i can sadly confirm that PR is indeed very very right leaning, arguably most pr citizens are more to the right than the average american conservative. The two major parties that always win elections are both conservative parties the only major issue that separates them is the issue of statehood. Pr is an aging country where the majority of the voters are middle age or elderly and they have for the most part no idea about what is a democrat or a republican to them they are both the gringos and thinking that because republicans left us to die during maria will make a difference is very naive when most people won’t distinguish the difference between a dem or a rep. And even if they did acknowledged that republicans left them to die, they voted in the local government that was in charge at the time of maria and hid emergency foreign aide from the people and let them die. People were so outraged about that and other related news that they kicked out the governor in charge but STILL voted in the candidate from the same party that also worked in that very administration that killed 4k puerto ricans. Tldr Puerto Rico will most likely vote for republicans if we become a state.

  • @Russlem
    @Russlem 3 года назад

    Have to call bullshit on Jake. His statement: "do you think parents are just ignoring outright kids during lockdown?". Yes, Jake. That's exactly what's happening. I teach at a low-income, title 1 school with over 2000 students. Our semester just ended and before Christmas break when students had 2 weeks to get their shit fixed I contacted, personally, 93 households. Not only did I receive basically no work from students who wouldn't have submitted work otherwise, out of 93 households I was not contacted by a SINGLE parent. All of my colleagues have the same experience. Most parents in the most vulnerable households do not give the tiniest shit about their kids' education.

  • @JoshuaWillis89
    @JoshuaWillis89 3 года назад +3

    48:05 Donald Trump is the first POTUS since Hoover to leave office with less American jobs than when they took office. 3,000,000 less jobs if you compare January 2017 to January 2021.

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon 3 года назад

    Noooo not my awful private insurance that costs an arm and a leg and doesn't even cover anything untl I pay out $10,000 in a year!

  • @HeartFarts
    @HeartFarts 3 года назад

    pickle man took his gurgle sips

  • @lilyvorfeed
    @lilyvorfeed 3 года назад +4

    Ive said this before on another video (might have been on Hannah's I can't remember) but I understand not understanding anilog time or clocks I struggle with it bc of neurological issues I don't think that makes someone stupid... however I at least smart enough to have like 50 clocks that I don't understand behind me in videos lol

  • @antoniokofoed7139
    @antoniokofoed7139 3 года назад

    But did he hide the pickles under his tongue ?

  • @BrandonRaske
    @BrandonRaske 3 года назад

    cause he cant let himself ever b wrong and he thinks hes a know it all

  • @nspade9252
    @nspade9252 3 года назад +1

    Jake trying to jokingly point out not being able to transfer weight through proximity and consistently failing to avoid innuendo is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

  • @adrienocasio1022
    @adrienocasio1022 3 года назад +2

    "Georgia, great example" 😂😂😂

  • @tonybarnett9813
    @tonybarnett9813 3 года назад

    "Progressive policies are not that popular" Didn't Florida, a state that voted for Trump, vote to implement a $15 minimum wage?

  • @doctorgothicc
    @doctorgothicc 3 года назад +2

    Slurp Appreciation Squad

  • @JEEBUSxHIMSELF
    @JEEBUSxHIMSELF 3 года назад

    but why was the end muted? i must know. if not i will assume he said every slur at once and am officially cancelling him

  • @thereviewbox1309
    @thereviewbox1309 3 года назад

    I see you not I got an ad for some tool trying to sell some shit about stopping socialism at the beginning of this video 😂

  • @quincybriley4113
    @quincybriley4113 3 года назад +1

    Couldn't finish this episode. Make fun of someone's ignorant opinion's and i'm behind you all day long. Make fun of someone's way of breathing, or drinking, both of which I've heard you do, and it's just petty. It also is dehumanizing which is something conservatives do, but we should be better.

  • @coopdejoure
    @coopdejoure 3 года назад

    That sips... I have to catch this live

  • @elizelruiz494
    @elizelruiz494 10 месяцев назад

    lmao his jowels?

  • @toericabaker
    @toericabaker 3 года назад +2

    i make a funny noize when i saw bubblebass

  • @orinjayce
    @orinjayce 3 года назад

    Wait...is Yahoo still a thing?!?

  • @CervantesVI
    @CervantesVI 3 года назад

    "I don't know how it would've played out if it had been Donald Trump vs Obama"
    Trump ran in 2012, and he got his ass kicked in the primary.

  • @alvisstalwart925
    @alvisstalwart925 2 года назад

    Ngl the schlurp Dave does is what I do when I'm with friends and I'm making an effort to be ironically obnoxious with my sips. But Dave's invocation here is unacceptable.

  • @coopdejoure
    @coopdejoure 3 года назад +1

    You know there's free health care, you just have to jump through hoops

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 3 года назад +1

      You have to be poor and the quality is low AND the wait is long because it's concentrated only in certain clinics AND insurance can just refuse to pay afterwards.

    • @coopdejoure
      @coopdejoure 3 года назад +1

      @@zacheryeckard3051 exactly. But the wait is the same usually

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 3 года назад

      @@coopdejoure No. I've been on it. The wait is significantly longer because all the Medicaid patients have to go to the same few in-plan clinics.

    • @coopdejoure
      @coopdejoure 3 года назад

      @@zacheryeckard3051 different places then. I'm from Massachusetts and you know the ones to go to

  • @RJCain
    @RJCain 3 года назад

    "If they ran anybody but Mitt Romney, Obama mighy have been a one term president"
    "I don't know how it would have turned out if it was Trump vs Obama"
    Fucking backhanding Trump hard.

  • @jasonobodoggz2691
    @jasonobodoggz2691 3 года назад +2

    C'mon, Jake. Let a weird, old, creepy conservative wind down with a couple o' brews. Don't be judgin'.

  • @frostyfrenchtoast
    @frostyfrenchtoast 3 года назад +1

    Thumbnail got me

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +1

    In his defense, he is right that no state legislature majority switched from republican to democrat, while new Hampshire did switch to majority republican. But even giving him that, democrats had a net gain in total state legislature seats in 2020.

  • @QBert904
    @QBert904 3 года назад

    NO PICKLES!!!!

  • @orinjayce
    @orinjayce 3 года назад

    In reference to the AOC commentary. Been single, as in no dates. For years. For whatever reason, probably something wrong with me. I would never even think about blaming or denigrating women about it. That's some sexist BS.

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 3 года назад

      Dave, and many other reactionaries, talk about AOC like they're all her obsessive, bitter ex-boyfriends.

  • @VeinyWombat
    @VeinyWombat 8 месяцев назад

    It sounds like he´s sharting

  • @WhiteScorpio2
    @WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад

    I would like there to be more 2-3 days a week kind of jobs. 5 days a week is too much.

  • @ladynecro2575
    @ladynecro2575 3 года назад +2

    I’m curious what all the books he has

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 3 года назад

      When was the last time you’d bet he actually earnestly ready a book?

    • @ladynecro2575
      @ladynecro2575 3 года назад +1

      @@TamaCinema69 never but I’m still curious what they are

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 3 года назад +1

      @@ladynecro2575 each of them are copies of his scholastic award winning 500 word essay “how I beat my meat”

    • @ladynecro2575
      @ladynecro2575 3 года назад +1

      @@TamaCinema69 I’m sure it gets 10/10 on Dave’s Wankfest Illustrated

  • @Venom_9390
    @Venom_9390 3 года назад +3

    I'm a sad person who inflicts his pain only on himself 😂

  • @rosem6604
    @rosem6604 3 года назад

    No no, he should debate someone from a country with national healthcare. I'd offer but I can't stand him.
    What rationing of care? you can be in a coma at the hospital for months and not get a bill, what are you talking about?!?!

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 3 года назад +1

    39:38 well only people who vote matter*, so...
    *not counting people unable to do so, like immigrants or DV victims or the ones affected by gerrymandering, et al.

  • @kaildraconis
    @kaildraconis 3 года назад

    PACKLES

  • @Black6Knight
    @Black6Knight 5 месяцев назад

    I hate to say as a former party bro I know how he made that chugging sound. It's persed lips with a wide open mouth and an opening of the throat to pour the liquid in the tummy. You can the suckle the can.

    • @Black6Knight
      @Black6Knight 5 месяцев назад

      You can suckle the can too if the hole isn't big enough causing the suck chug phenomenon. The open mouth and tummy act as a resonating chamber.

  • @UncleBuck3t
    @UncleBuck3t 3 года назад +1

    Ban trigJava from chat bc that was horrible

  • @CoreyCat4
    @CoreyCat4 3 года назад +1

    I wheezed at 25:22

  • @coopdejoure
    @coopdejoure 3 года назад +1

    I was gonna say jake we friends lol

  • @TheIcarusFalls
    @TheIcarusFalls 3 года назад

    Guys, if you slow the video down when Papa Jake does and listen to the slurping, it shall cure whatever ails you and give you superpowers... As I am the first I shall henceforth be known as "Captain Kernel"

  • @kevinauraei5343
    @kevinauraei5343 3 года назад +1

    What happened at the end?

  • @jebbush6657
    @jebbush6657 3 года назад

    Watching this video because I missed it in June after biden has abandoned every single progressive promise he made and seems on track to do absolutely nothing because King Manchin won't allow it - when Jake spikes the football over $15 min wage - 47:58

  • @XCellNoah
    @XCellNoah 3 года назад +1

    50% of the people you cover, I’m completely unaware of. I appreciate you putting me on to a ton of folk who are way smarter than you via your immense jealousy towards them. Keep fighting the good fight “actual” Jake.