Dave Defends Marjorie Taylor Greene, Has No Clue What He's Talking About

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  • @brandonm949
    @brandonm949 3 года назад +60

    Did Dave just say, "teachers, and other things we waste money on"? Who's anti-teacher???

    • @heinz57channel39
      @heinz57channel39 3 года назад +9

      Dave is anti-life

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +20

      A disturbing number of conservatives are staunchly anti-education and anti-intellectual, because learning & academics are "for the libs."

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 3 года назад +7

      Who is anti-teacher?
      People who failed at school and life because their teachers were right about them when the time to grade and point out flaws, they spoke the truth and mom Karened the kid.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад

      The think that being deliberately wrong on purpose, when everyone knows it's wrong, is just absolutely hilarious...🙄

    • @lazyrmc
      @lazyrmc 3 года назад +2

      Stupid people, apparently. Dave is diametrically opposed to learning

  • @lordhogwash8393
    @lordhogwash8393 3 года назад +60

    Bruh... Did this man with the physical consistency of an amoeba and diet of a man at war with his digestive track just make a fat joke?...

    • @Saint_Medusa
      @Saint_Medusa 3 года назад +6

      Well " men " like him see women as object. So sadly that didn't surprise me that he had the fucking gallbladder to comment on someone else's body. he probably think its his birth right.

    • @tubian323
      @tubian323 3 года назад +1

      Did you really expect intelligence and self awareness form Lord of Cringe?🤔

    • @lordhogwash8393
      @lordhogwash8393 3 года назад +1

      @@tubian323 one can hope

    • @KyoAWare
      @KyoAWare 3 года назад +1

      @@lordhogwash8393 I sincerely commend you, not a lick of sarcasm intended. Lower your expectations more. 😕

    • @lordhogwash8393
      @lordhogwash8393 3 года назад

      @@KyoAWare I find his lack of self care to be parallel with his shitty and nihilistic outlook and attitude.
      I don’t know if he can be reached, but he deserves a try.

  • @clark778
    @clark778 3 года назад +18

    It's not the government's job to blah blah blah. Then what are they there for then Dave. What is the government's job Dave? Bail out multi-billion dollar companies?

  • @foxgloved8922
    @foxgloved8922 3 года назад +44

    My parents both have graduate level music degrees and haven’t had an issue getting gainful employment and contributing to society lmao

  • @NATALIE987ful
    @NATALIE987ful 3 года назад +20

    All i want is my password to the Jewish space laser my ancestors promised.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад +2

      Freeze rays are cooler, smh

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 3 года назад +2

      Teslas death rays, i mean he was a respectable brilliant groundbreaking inventor, serioiusly great guy
      but in the end he had some weird ideas too, like death rays stuff getting conspitorial. Contacting aliens,... .

  • @lettersnstuff
    @lettersnstuff 3 года назад +21

    imagine *actually* being a libertarian...

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 3 года назад +5

      Don't worry, once mom shuts off the net they stop being libertarians.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад +2

      You misspelled narcissist

  • @skore9975
    @skore9975 3 года назад +30

    Clock man is always a hoot to see

  • @epsilon-eleven
    @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +4

    It's illegal to not allow people to be as racist as they want? Has Dave not heard of the Civil Rights Act, or desegregation, or the abolition of slavery?
    Oh, right, he wants to reverse all of those.

  • @ThatHippyDuck
    @ThatHippyDuck 3 года назад +20

    constitution says it shall provide for the basic welfare of it's citizens. they really do need a nice free education.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 3 года назад +9

      Probably could use some healthcare that's no cost at point of use too.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад +1

      Public school should provide critical thinking skills in it's final years.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 3 года назад +2

      @@remiscott9843 I mean age relative all years really.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад

      @@marocat4749 no, bad, wrong. Nobody can teach a class of preteens who question everything you're saying. Final years, university is too late.

  • @Neku628
    @Neku628 3 года назад +4

    No, it doesn't! I know some people that only receive twenty-five dollars in EBT. So, what the hell is he talking about?!

    • @heinz57channel39
      @heinz57channel39 3 года назад

      I know a few people who do scam the system but I still don’t think the system is bad

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +3

      @@heinz57channel39 The number of people who scam the EBT system is so tiny that it doesn't even make a mark on the federal or state budget for it.
      The idea that it's common is, just like the "welfare queen" concept, a myth made up by conservatives who think poor people should be punished (or left to starve) for being poor.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад

      Fraud detection costs more than the fraud itself.

    • @heinz57channel39
      @heinz57channel39 3 года назад

      @@epsilon-elevenyou can’t say that it’s not common they don’t have the numbers of who is scamming and who isn’t . There are so many stolen SSN out there.

  • @jaymorgan8013
    @jaymorgan8013 3 года назад +13

    "I'll defend your honour M''lady!"

    • @sevens3
      @sevens3 3 года назад +5

      *tips fedora*

    • @culeaxel4520
      @culeaxel4520 3 года назад +2

      *throws Cape behind him*

    • @jaymorgan8013
      @jaymorgan8013 3 года назад +3

      @@culeaxel4520
      Pulls out Light Sabre toy! 😎

    • @heinz57channel39
      @heinz57channel39 3 года назад +1

      @@jaymorgan8013 sits down at keyboard.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад +1

      Falls in puddle

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 3 года назад +6

    Since when does Dave have a clue about what he's talking about?

  • @saininj
    @saininj 3 года назад +13

    I get the feeling that Dave is just not good at anything in life.

  • @lordhogwash8393
    @lordhogwash8393 3 года назад +13

    If you gave a Shoggoth a live stream.

  • @DarkPuppy9
    @DarkPuppy9 3 года назад

    He doesn't understand the difference between equality and equity, nor does he know what laws are.

  • @PrototypeC4
    @PrototypeC4 3 года назад +5

    that dude is evil damn

  • @The_Peasant_Chef
    @The_Peasant_Chef 3 года назад +9

    You can usually tell how smart someone is by how and what they cook.

    • @halfpintrr
      @halfpintrr 3 года назад +1

      I need to improve my cooking! I order out way too much.

    • @The_Peasant_Chef
      @The_Peasant_Chef 3 года назад +1

      I have been there. It’s expensive ordering out.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 3 года назад +1

    Dave claims food stamps provide enough for people to eat... but let's be honest, we've seen what Dave considers "food". He's already invalidated himself on this subject.

  • @tristanjordan2709
    @tristanjordan2709 3 года назад +4

    States can sure diminish federal. I live in oregon where marijuana is recreationally legal. Still a federal offense worthy of jail time. It's a class 1 controlled substance federally, Yet here I am blazing up out in the open? Not in jail yet, but if I cross state borders with it.......

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 3 года назад +4

      If the feds decided to come enforce federal law, they sure can. They were shutting down shops and jailing people in Colorodo for several years after they legalized recreational use.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 года назад +1

      Just don't take it to federal buildings or transportation hubs.

  • @coldloyalty
    @coldloyalty 3 года назад +1

    That dino costume is POG

  • @wooogie672
    @wooogie672 3 года назад +7

    god he has the most grating voice ever

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 3 года назад +1

      There is a youtuber, liberal viewer, who gets my vote for most grating voice. Dave is 1a for me.

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +1

      I see you haven't encountered Mimzy yet. Count yourself lucky.

    • @wooogie672
      @wooogie672 3 года назад

      @@epsilon-eleven oh no, I am very aware of her. she’s up there too

  • @vxicepickxv
    @vxicepickxv 3 года назад +4

    If we're going to pick a Republican can we pick an Irish or Spanish one?

  • @sillyswirlsproductions145
    @sillyswirlsproductions145 3 года назад

    I went to a school with a nurse that I know for a fact didn't wash her hands when she went to the restroom
    We can definitely be doing better with education

  • @ChillAssTurtle
    @ChillAssTurtle 3 года назад +1

    Just look at him.

  • @DonnieDoodles
    @DonnieDoodles 3 года назад +1

    I see Dave and think of that one bit from "Heavy Is A Millennial."
    "Two THOUSAND years a constant human evolution to create a hairless FU-"

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 Год назад

    Dave starts just about every belligerent response with "UHHHH"

  • @sevens3
    @sevens3 3 года назад +4

    @11:30
    Epic takedown there Papa Bird! xD

  • @BearlyChubs
    @BearlyChubs 3 года назад +2

    Dave must really hate Soul if he hates jazz.

  • @djhowell5273
    @djhowell5273 3 года назад +1

    Your videos really help me get thru the work weeks Jake, thank you! The plight of the proletariat

  • @JoshuaWillis89
    @JoshuaWillis89 3 года назад +1

    Jazz studies can get you a solid career as anything from an educator to a music producer to a Grammy-winning recording artist to a world-touring musician to an award-winning film composer. (John Williams actually began his career as a jazz pianist, and Howard Shore was a jazz saxophonist for SNL. Howard shore wrote the SNL Theme Song.)
    I studied jazz at a university with a world-renowned jazz program. I graduated with people who have solid careers in music now doing a whole variety of things.

  • @ahhhrealmonstr156
    @ahhhrealmonstr156 3 года назад

    I god damn love that dinosaur suit....

  • @sligiseesi5393
    @sligiseesi5393 3 года назад +1

    he's so... grating

  • @danielmiller4015
    @danielmiller4015 3 года назад

    You can't patent "The Claw", I'm sure every chimpanzee would be suing Dave at that point.

  • @JamesBuggemo
    @JamesBuggemo 3 года назад +1

    He doesnt need that many clocks.

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 3 года назад

    Dave is a special sort of special.

  • @Zarboned
    @Zarboned 3 года назад

    We are all wet on the inside. It's what makes us human?

  • @sevens3
    @sevens3 3 года назад +4

    @15:45
    I mean, some of us would argue that racism and democracy are antithetical/mutually exclusive, so there is that...

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 3 года назад +3

      It's easier to say capitalism and democracy are incompatible. The easiest way to make an outgroup in capitalism is to other a group, typically by skin color or religion.

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 3 года назад +3

    jake's booba

  • @ericb9252
    @ericb9252 3 года назад

    Dave, sitting there with a shirt that barely fits and more Pabst Blue Ribbon in his blood than plasma, has the nerve to body shame anyone?
    Maybe he should take down those clocks and replace them with some mirrors.

  • @gepisar
    @gepisar 3 года назад

    33:30 yeah, and DID YOU KNOW... the Roar of Godzilla was a distorted saxophone. Ironic since Jake IS IN a quasi-godzilla costume - talking about Jazz while critiquing an actual monster, through the MEDIUM of video... lolz!

  • @tea-perialistgaming8217
    @tea-perialistgaming8217 3 года назад

    SO WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT, DAVE

  • @brettthewilder2338
    @brettthewilder2338 3 года назад

    “It’s not the government’s job to provide a roof, water, etc.” The Constitution: It’s the government’s job to “promote the general welfare.”

  • @kindtimetraveler
    @kindtimetraveler 3 года назад

    How the hell do you not have more subscribers????!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

  • @belzweis9568
    @belzweis9568 3 года назад

    It's sad that Dave thinks he's the good guy

  • @gypsylee333
    @gypsylee333 3 года назад

    I think I get about $200 a month food stamps. I actually easily can afford all the food I want, but I'm skinny and can't eat large amounts of food.

  • @vidhead85
    @vidhead85 3 года назад

    The more I see this guy the more I want to humiliate him over any little thing I can...he is just sooo...GRATING!

  • @vandy3427
    @vandy3427 3 года назад +3

    hi

  • @McTastyTV
    @McTastyTV 3 года назад

    We need more Dave content

  • @christophergonzales8894
    @christophergonzales8894 3 года назад +1

    I thought he was talking about Dave Rubin

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 3 года назад

      I somehow would rather deal with Rubín horseshit over this Dave.

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 3 года назад

    What's he saying jazz studies don't lead to anything? They lead to jazz, duh.
    Sure, they might not get paid to jazz but no one gets paid to do anything these days. But at least we'll have jazz.

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 3 года назад

    Oh I remember this trash.

  • @mistorWhiskers
    @mistorWhiskers 3 года назад

    My manager not only does the claw when he drinks, but he also grasps the bottom of the bottle with the other hand...

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels 3 года назад

    omg.. i LUV your 1-z!! 🐉 (i wear them too) mine are leopards, pandas, 🐼🐆 & 1 that makes me feel like an Eskimo. 🤶 (pandas & leopards are PLURAL) Dragon Squad FOREVERRR!! 🐲🐿 (Critter Dragon, like WHOA!!)

  • @hughmac13
    @hughmac13 3 года назад +1

    I'm not sure it's a good thing that I discover people like this from Jake's videos.

  • @n0etic_f0x
    @n0etic_f0x 3 года назад

    Marjorie Taylor Greene is fucking insane! ~ My Dad a very conservative man. I am happy to know that my father is not dogshit but he actually said it.

  • @ahhhrealmonstr156
    @ahhhrealmonstr156 3 года назад

    Heyyyyy!!!!! I’m in this vid!!!! Like 24:27 ❤️❤️❤️

  • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
    @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 3 года назад

    He defends the right sooo poorly that he helps the left actually. It's weird but it's what's happening with this dude lol.

  • @user-cw3yc3yk3h
    @user-cw3yc3yk3h 3 года назад

    “Universities should be totally private” oh my god no, state schools are great, there’s a lot of neat, important research going on at many of them. Oh my god this is so dumb

  • @curtishoward4470
    @curtishoward4470 3 года назад +1

    Booger corpse...or was it something else idfk and Idfc.

  • @Zaccheus4
    @Zaccheus4 3 года назад

    Equality of outcome isn’t every single person getting the same thing. It’s seeing the same distribution in populations. Like equality of outcomes means just as many black women are CEO’s per capita as white men. Equality of outcome is the only way to measure whether or not you have equality of opportunity so anyone that wants the latter wants the former.

  • @aaronblygh4719
    @aaronblygh4719 3 года назад +1

    No he can't be a Manitee, that role is already filled by Brett Keane. Though I suppose sense Brett isn't on RUclips anymore, Lord of Cringe can take it for a while

  • @toericabaker
    @toericabaker 3 года назад

    25:45

  • @VeinyWombat
    @VeinyWombat 3 года назад

    Black nationalism isn't black supremacy

  • @Lilacrozenberg
    @Lilacrozenberg 3 года назад

    32:06 So we should abolish bitcoin

  • @Neku628
    @Neku628 3 года назад

    He can say the n word in private all he wants. I don't think your basic survival should be determined on you not getting a job just because you said a slur like how it is. Is that what Dave is fearing is happening?

  • @morganschall1521
    @morganschall1521 3 года назад

    I'm early for once!

  • @Rusty-Shackleford69
    @Rusty-Shackleford69 3 года назад

    @23:26 Nope. Wrong. Look at Marijuana for example Jake.

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +1

      Feds arrest people in states where it's legal all the time. In fact, they regularly raided Colorado dispensaries for about a year after it was legalised there. And it's legal, because according to the Constitution & federal law, federal law trumps state.

  • @thomasmackelly7685
    @thomasmackelly7685 2 года назад

    The lord of cringe content is like fast food for me. It’s so unhealthy but it tastes so good

  • @shenyathewelder9695
    @shenyathewelder9695 3 года назад

    Why is cringe boy so mad all the time?

  • @jackonlywatches2390
    @jackonlywatches2390 3 года назад

    .

  • @Xipetotec83
    @Xipetotec83 3 года назад

    How many subs does Dave have? If it's more than 100 I'm sad lol

  • @Landofjello
    @Landofjello 3 года назад +1

    That's exactly what equitable means

    • @Kazutoification
      @Kazutoification 3 года назад +9

      I think Dave's understanding of equitable is a bit off. When people talking about equality, that's generally equality of outcome.
      When most leftists talk about equity, they talk about equality of opportunity.
      They usually bring up the analogy of the baseball game and the fence. There are three people, one person who can comfortably see over the fence, one person who can just barely see over the fence, and a third person who cannot see over the fence. In an equal society, everybody would get 1 stool to stand on, all the same height, which generally doesn't serve the need of the shortest of the three. In an equitable society, the tallest person doesn't get a stool because they're already well-off, and the shortest person gets enough to see over the fence.
      One could argue that equity is the equality of opportunity/access. It's establishing a base standard, so that everybody has an equal starting place. And then from there, through merit and hard work, people can come to their own outcomes.

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 3 года назад +2

      The quality of being fair and impartial.
      That in no way speaks to outcomes in any form. Not even hinted or anything. Completely devoid of outcome.

    • @Landofjello
      @Landofjello 3 года назад

      @@coletrickle1775 You just describe EQUALITY. Look up "Equality vs Equity"

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 года назад +1

      @@Kazutoification Which people like Dave hate, because the only way they can be above other people (their favourite thing) is by starting with an unfair advantage.

  • @orinjayce
    @orinjayce 3 года назад

    Mr mouth noises really likes to aggressively whine, doesn't he?

  • @Abaudahdine
    @Abaudahdine 3 года назад

    The Bill C-16 shit in Canada is not exactly as you say it Jake. Education is a provincial power in Canada, it does not directly receive federal money and is therefore subject to provincial power, not federal. HOWEVER, the federal Bill of Rights has to be respected by provincial governments, even if they have their own, so... very indirectly, yes JBP has to respect the federal ruling, but it's not as direct as you explain it.