Copium with the Young Conservative Bros. | Michigan Hearings
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There's a stigma to people who talk about race from a right wing point of view because that's generally a racist point of view.
The worse part is that in the more isolated suburban communities that are primarily white and wealthy would read your comment and would truly not understand why people like us think this.
@@PaullyRobots Racism is an inherently conservative phenomenon.
“Don’t put everyone in a certain group into an umbrella!” says the ones rushing under the one marked “Drumpf Won The Election”
"Deep inside they know theres fraud"
It has the same vibe as
"Deep inside those atheists know god is real!"
Karen got evicted out of her apartment but actually the cold boot of right-wing capitalism on your throat is kind of OK if you have this cute scarf.
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 huh
@@christinabutterfield1801 sorry man, failed joke, must not have landed
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 no you're good I would just legit confuse what you were talking about LOL
@@christinabutterfield1801 I was just crudely picking fun at her ideology which probably she has not well-established. I just learned that apparently Qanon really had it's way with wine moms and so maybe it's not entirely her fault she grasps at straws to explain why she couldn't afford her apartment, why she is ostracized by civil society etc.
I grew up home schooled, and these guys sound like a lot of the kids who got worse educations in our homeschooling circles. Refusal to enunciate words, no social skills, etc. The similarities are uncanny.
I think that's exactly the case. A fiver says they were homeschooled by someone unqualified, who thinks science & history are evil conspiracies.
@@epsilon-eleven for our history lesson today we’re gonna learn about how Jesus travelled to America via submarine!
As we know, children pick up the speech patterns of those around them, most often the other kids to whom they are exposed. This is evident in many children of immigrants. While immigrant parents may have strong accents, their children often end up with light to no accents, because they spend so much time around people who do not have such accents. When children are homeschooled, and particularly when they are not properly socialized with others outside of their homes, they tend to pick up odd speech patterns, possibly from one or both parents, possibly from lack of access to peers who will correct their speaking and/or demonstrate proper speaking.
My parents put more thought into telling me Santa clause isn't real when I was old enough then giving me sex education.
The karen was IT temp. Her skillset ends at plugging in the machine and restarting it when it freezes but she totally hacked the matrix guys.
Same.
Here is the entirety of what my parents told me about sex..."If you're a guy it feels good and sometimes it feels good for the woman, but if you get anyone pregnant we will cut your dick off."
Based
@@Mortiis558 mine was similar, but shorter: “Don’t get her pregnant.”
“Young conservative brothers” sounds like a tv show that would show up on Rick & Morty’s “multidimensional cable” 🤣
Two brothers... one IQ. Can they stop the radical dems from destroying our nation?
Oh fuck, you're right...
Ohmygodddd...
2:55
To quote Mike Stoklasa "When text isn't done properly; text is usually vector based which means you can blow it up or shrink it without losing resolution . . umm and when they screw text up usually means they had an image of text and then blew that up, which means they have no idea what they are doing."
It shows that they were super lazy about it too, if it was done in Photoshop, they must have rasterized the text, then realized "oops too small", and instead of making a new text layer and just resizing it as live type, they just grabbed and enlarged it. It's not just a mistake but like baby's first mistake.
They gonna need some more barrels of RUM 2020 to get over their huge L
The proper descriptor for these boys is “chhhhhuuuuuuudddddsssssss”
These guys have the classic Midwest “marble mouth.” Open your damn mouths and put a space between your words every once in a while!
Talkin' like dang ol' Boomhauer.
So like a mumble rapper?
Drunk Michigander sounds like someone trying to do a Michigander accent while saying Michigander
When the flag finally comes down, I really hope they are flooded with "Why is the rum gone?" jokes.
18:58 They don't listen to words, they listen to tone, and her tone is super confident. She could be saying Rudolph the red noise reindeer is the protector of America, and it would make the same amount of sense to them. It's tone only.
*They don't listen to words, they listen to tone*
Like dogs lol.
"Whose a good boy, who committed voter fraud?!? You did! Yes you did! You'se a good boy who rigged the election, yes you are!"
That’s worked for Trump fir four years. It’s well known reporters struggle to turn his speeches into anything but gibberish, but he sounds so confident, like a timeshare salesman.
@@b.f.2461 I look forward to American history textbooks including Donald Trump's speeches. It'll run like pure gibberish. 😂
I imagine teachers and students reading them from the text, trying to follow it.
I was watching Hannah's twitch last night, she watched a Mimzy moon video where Mimzi mentions Jake again. She calls him a meanie weenie lol. She talks about the actual things Jake said zero times.
These two look like they wore leather trench coats in HS
I bet their family tree is a ladder.
@@epsilon-eleven 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The future of conservative radio...
Their teachers weep. These two are LARPING at being Sean Hannity. It's Conservative Chud Kidz Club.
Their teacher is their mom
Who wants to bet that if she gets charged with perjury, she'll try to get off on the defense that "I was drunk, I can't be held responsible for the words I said"?
She wasn't sworn in during that clip, and that wasn't the trial. It was a hearing, where she was able to lie with impunity.
It seems like they're skipping from thought to thought without completing any single idea. They don't seem to have an organized way of speaking together so they're talking over one another and cutting themselves off. Just on presentation these brothers should have taken some time to plan a better format for their videos.
Your laugh after you whisper "you.... Lost" , brings me joy
to this day we crusade on the YCB videos trying to get them to debate the Corn King the replies indicate they are 1. scared and 2. triggered by the constant callouts
ALL HAIL THE CORN KING LONG MAY HE REIGN
i love these maga chud goobers who are so dumb they have no idea most republicans don't even like trump, haha big misread on that.
Don’t push their view counts up. Just laugh at them here.
@ its better to troll the stupid in its lair and these idiots are so small it doesnt matter what i do personally
@ they literally just replied to me and it was filled with spelling errors while calling me dumb ....... this is my new toy and i plan to enjoy playing with it till it breaks or i get bored of it
@@randomnameseventytwo1307 You’re doing the lord’s work, friend.
Michigan: Colorado, but with less mountain and more accent
But with water
Waaaay more accent
Today's Word of the Day is: Enunciate
These boys need to ... Enunciate ... their words.
Enunciate.
This has been Today's Word of the Day. Thank you for watching.
You know these two say announciate.
They’re young, I’ll give them that. But there are a lot of online pundits who don’t employ good diction and it’s really frustrating to listen to
Consonants are a demonrat hoax!
@@saga685 That. If you’re gonna speak for a living, you need to speak clearly. Speech impediments suck, but it’s something you can work on and improve.
Get you a Canadian accent and we will ALL come to Michigan.
🌽 🌽 Corn Chan Approaches!!🌽 🌽
🗡Attack 🛡Defend 🎒Item >🧠Logic
17:22 Corn Chan uses "Tammy Tattler!" I was not expecting such hot takes
21:50 Dear lord, he's charging his corn-fu!
22:20 **equip SECOND VOTE**
22:36 Corn Chan uses RUTHLESS BENEVOLENCE! Its super effective!
23:00 Dear lord! Hes action charging! He's activated his HEALTHCARE blast! Its a critical hit!
23:47 R K O! R K O! DEAR GOD ITS A MASSACRE--
SANTA IS LORD!!
There can be only one corn lord you heretical filth!! 'Raises pitch fork to be struck by corn lightning and filled with the almighty power of a thousand fields of corn' prepare to meet the one true cobb..
@@ChillAssTurtle YES!
@@matchthehatchoutdoors :O brother! A heretic is among us >:P
You cannot deny the divinity of Santa!! He slid down those chimneys for our sins!! May his jolly belly forever jiggle. 🎅
Blitzen 3:15
@@ChillAssTurtle Brother. Fetch the flamer. The heavy flamer.
As a person with a speech impediment, these brothers simply have never been taught how to enunciate words. It’s kind of sad. You can have a speech impediment and still speak understandably. My younger sister-in-law has one, too. I can understand what she says just fine, and she’s younger than these two.
Do they keep switching sides when they sit down to make a video? Not that its super important, but since they're both brain-dead Dollar Tree Ken dolls, it gets kinda confusing as to which is which
They said she moved her whole house because she lives in a trailer 😂
Hey go easy on them they can either think or talk so when they have to do both they have to split their intelligence.
'These people are under oath!' No they're not. This is a House Oversight Committee, not a courtroom.
'If they tell a lie, they will go to jail!' No they won't.
Usually when conservatives are accusing someone of something nefarious and it makes no sense it's a tactic they use and they are projecting.
So presumably If they want their audience to believe something like so and so is not credible they will just say it a lot rather than provide evidence
"Dees reddicul democats destruining duh crunchy"
The fuq did he say?
E-NUN-SEE-8 YOUR WORDS FOOLS
when you put all of your skill points into hair
She sounds like the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party character (Cecily Strong) on SNL.
These two men = that John Mulaney quote about the same joke twice
These guys sound like a Gus Johnson sketch
Oh hey this was posted 7 seconds ago
Never been this early
How? How did you miss the joke? "2 GUYS, 1 COPE!" OBVIOUSLY THE
That drunk woman also acted totally belligerent to the Republican representative who was trying to have a fact-based conversation with her about vote totals. They probably won’t bring that up, though.
As someone who has lived in multiple places in the states, including a poor little town, deep in Appalachia, the Michigan accent is the most annoying. But y’all have some of the prettiest countryside during the winter.
Damn, Jake! You literally threatened her with a good time! Lmao
those 2 are like..*Dim and Dum are evil assistants to the wizard in Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland.*
@12:15
They act like its some grand conspiracy--but even their own bois, the Republicans, despite doing everything they could to toss softballs to the people advancing this nonsense, here as everywhere else, couldn't HELP but conclude, this was a wild goose chase.
TWO BROTHERS
AND THEY'RE RUNNING FROM A METEOR
BUT THEN A MEXICAN ARMADA SHOWS UP
Young conservative brothers should definitely be a show on interdimensional cable.
She's 100 perceka right guys!
Right here! By far the best piece of solo work from Jake
These guys must get their politics literally off the bumpers of other folks' trucks, because that's about as deep as their understanding goes.
They looks Gary Busey's son who played a wild-eyed Christo-fascist who blew up the first wormhole machine in Contact
Jake Busey was a fuckin’ treat.
@8:45
Hayo, if you show up to court obviously drunk it DOES affect your credibility, if you didn't know.
Jake how dare you threaten us with much needed things like money and healthcare! Next thing you know you are gonna offer affordable higher education.
I came extremely close to relocating to Michigan for personal reasons last year and can confirm the accent was a factor in my decision
My favorite part is she thinks signing something indicating you aren't *lying* to a judge actually means that even if you think it's true, if it isn't, reality breaks and suddenly you find you're in jail in a different timeline...or something?
These guys make me miss John Doyle. He atleast knows how to say sentences and moves his jaw while he talks.
Shit, they got us, pack it up gals, they saw us taking stuff out the back of a van. It’s all over
Ugh this woman is all of my mom's fucking friends lol god I love being an adult so I don't have to deal with people like that in my own home anymore lol
This is exactly why becoming an adult is underrated and being a kid is overrated.
I have complete control over my food and my space.✌️ Literally the best! :)
"If you're neutered" that's what I heard.
To me it sounds like they have what I call like, an "insular" accent?
It's what happens when you spend your whole life around one kind of person, usually your own family or a really small town, and you no longer put any effort into pronouncing your words or articulating full phrases because the people around you are all so used to each other's company that they have a sort of intuition for each other.
In their head they might sound completely normal, but to anyone else they're slurring and confusing terms or pronouncing syllables too softly.
This is exactly what I was thinking!
(I know that even I personally put less effort into enunciating, when I'm just around my family.)
03:16 Letterkenny is awesome.
Forecheck backcheck paycheck boys. Wheel snipe celly boys.
To be faiiiiiir.
Pitter patter let's get at er.
You're 10 ply, bud.
Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys. And who can forget that time Tanis knocked out Far Right Jay? Hell, Squirrelly Dan is a diehard intersectional feminist. Great show.
@@Kropothead That's what I appreciates abouts yous.
@@coletrickle1775 Oh, is that what you appreciate about me?
@@Kropothead Take it down about 10% there Squirrelly Dan.
Can't wait for the response video.
*DESTROY THEM*
As another Michigander it’s true our accent is the worst
It's hysterical how these two grifters are believing everything this discredited woman spews
Seems like a lot of people have figured out being a right right grifter is very profitable. Especially if you are young, female, gay or a person of color.
That one guy looks like Lex Luther AND Jesse Eisenburg. Get him for the next Superman movie.
17:30 She's definitely Tammy. She looks just like a Ron Swanson ex wife.
she definitely been hitting that mash liquor
Jake: "We are the worst country on the planet with covid"
me: *cries in british*
Reporting in from August 2021 to inform you that no, they are not still doing this months later, because their account was "terminated for violating RUclips's Community Guidelines".
Am I the only one that thought strip pole when she brought up poll workers? lol
0:51 Fred and George Weasley if they were Death Eaters.
Honestly, I think even Justin Roiland would look at these guys and say “Even I couldn’t make these guys up!”
She looks even more bloated on Lou Dobbs, someone been slaying some wine bottles fam.
Dude give it up.
The toll-tarians a hundred p'seeker right.
I know that you are quoting them, but reading it feels like having a stroke.
Tell them to blink SOS if they need rescued from their parents labor camp
they said these people were under oath but they weren't..... in fact they refused to go under oath when someone suggested it
also the con brothers have the speech skills pf the grandma from rapcity street kids
I hate it when RUclipsrs mutter.
Rudy looking at her like fuck stop stop stop stop stop stop
“They’ll dig deep when they’re at the top elites,” what’s not to understand about that?
That lambthelion guy would obviously prefer Uganda or 30s Germany over Sweden, I guess...
Amazingly, they did get something right in this video: when they said Republicans shouldn't vote in the GA senate runoffs.
Finally getting to this video a month later. Looks like they really didn't vote.
Yes I love my state
These guys sound like if Decker had a stroke
Mmm yes. Inject this content into my VEINSSSSS.
S.E. Michigan's own
OH MY GOD
IVE DONE IT
IM THINKING FOR MYSELF NOW!!!
Oh wait Biden still won, welp
01:05:00 I don't want, your life.
That crying boy in that football movie
I've been threat...end.
There's a company that sells pc parts called Corn on newegg you should get on some corn graphics!!
@24:00
Jake, Papa Bird, I feel you threats fell far short--you should have added to that they will make sure she doesn't end up homeless, that her and her children have access to the opportunity, regardless of ability to pay, to the education they will need to contribute maximally to our society, and that they would not starve on account of their failure to oblige wage slavery--many more threats that were left on the cutting room floor that need to be made!
Where does this dude find all of his random corn accessories
Doesn't Wisconsin have that accent too?
It sure does. Minnesota too.
@@brandonm949 oh right. That's how the Minnesotan reverend talks on King of the Hill.
Can't believe Jake is actually a Santa denier smh
If anyone thinks these blathering dummies have speech impediments - I see it like that one Beavis and Butthead episode where a cop busted them for drinking non-alcoholic beer. The cop eventually said: "You two aren't drunk, you're just stupid."
Jake doesn’t know what anarchism is apprently
It's just 2 brothers...
What is RUM 2020?
Why does the cis-white-het-corn get to be president. I'm voting for Hannah in the primary. :p
hold up that woman is 33 fuck she is barely older than me!!!
Anyone else find it ironic that these guys are using a Thinkpad?
Look up that chick. She has been convicted of fraud her self. Also some kind of stocking