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  • @thereccher8746
    @thereccher8746 Год назад +174

    I knew this was going to turn into a shitshow, just not that quickly.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +8

      This was just some... wacky shit. Like "You are being left alone in a house full of cats" Okay... what now? He is living with his partner, his closest freind is Hannah she is married, his closest political mat is Suris he is polyamorous and has a long-term girlfriend, I am a leftist with a husband and four paramours. Who is alone?

    • @nathanjasper512
      @nathanjasper512 Год назад +1

      @@n0etic_f0x Me damn it. I'm alone.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад +1

      Do you really want a girl who gave it up easily to so many men?

    • @thereccher8746
      @thereccher8746 Год назад +8

      @@Xxjandkay It's a bit presumptuous to assume that a woman is promiscuous just because she had a life before you. It's never a good precedent to start a relationship with that much jealousy and control.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад +1

      @@thereccher8746 didn’t answer

  • @MrTheWaterbear
    @MrTheWaterbear Год назад +103

    “Women control sex, men control relationships”
    DAAAAAAVE! YOU’RE NOT IN ONE! YOU’RE IN NEITHER! YOU’RE NOT IN CONTROL DAAAAAAVE!
    Perfect moment

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 Год назад +138

    I can’t believe I thought for one second this might have been a cool, level-headed discussion and not immediately escalate into a glorious shitshow.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +19

      I mean, I thought he would be a chauvinistic misogynist but I thought he would handle it like an adult. I was expecting an ineloquent Ben Shapiro and I got a drunk No BS with the mentality of a middle schooler Tate fan.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      The higher the body count a woman has the less likely your relationship will last and do well. It’s science , you fucking idiot

    • @tyrannosaurustheproudliber5619
      @tyrannosaurustheproudliber5619 Месяц назад

      @@n0etic_f0x They were both pretty miserable all things considered

  • @jadistucker2073
    @jadistucker2073 Год назад +77

    As someone who was a 19 year old farm girl from Texas, his idea that people that age and from that demographic don't have issues is fucking insane

    • @thatdarnskag5043
      @thatdarnskag5043 Год назад +3

      On top of that, it's what Dave _currently_ considers to be "fuckable" for him. His grossness continues to surprise.

    • @jadistucker2073
      @jadistucker2073 Год назад +12

      @@thatdarnskag5043 It is suuuuuuuper disgusting

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 Год назад +13

      I know right? What a funny notion. Ah yes the most well put together and emotionally mature people… high schoolers.

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay Год назад +41

    "men control relationships" ah yes, silly me for thinking that a "relationship" was a collaborative endeavor.
    I can't believe that Dave is single /s

  • @channelname1019
    @channelname1019 Год назад +128

    I love that when Dave discussed his ex-lovers he lost count at zero.

    • @nightlydrugs6927
      @nightlydrugs6927 Год назад +17

      Hey, counting zero things is challenging.

    • @saliv88
      @saliv88 Год назад +9

      If you zoom in real close on a screen, there are a lot of pixels that make up the number zero.

    • @geekiousmaximus
      @geekiousmaximus Год назад +8

      Hey, counting to zero is hard, just like understanding time zones.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      You do realize women with a high body count are whores who will likely cheat on you not to mention everyone you pass in the street she would be willing to suck off bc she’s done it before . Only a guy with low self esteem would settle for a girl the whole towns had a piece of . You’re an idiot

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +4

      @@Xxjandkay Why are you so angry?

  • @Xynth22
    @Xynth22 Год назад +124

    Man, I love Dave. He makes me feel so much better about my life. Because even though shit ain't great, at least I'm not Dave.

    • @troybrittingham6104
      @troybrittingham6104 Год назад +28

      I literally could fall into a pit of snakes and go "man... At least I'm not Dave"

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +8

      @@troybrittingham6104 Short of waking up one day as Dave, we all live that truth... in fact, the only things true in this life are death, taxes and everybody thinking "well at least I'm not Dave".
      Or something, I dunno, I'm stoned and tired.

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad Год назад +16

      I’m 27 years old, obese, autistic, and still reside with my parents because of the baggage that mental illnesses and mental disabilities bring, I’m not stable financially - but at the end of the day, I’m still a better, more productive, and a more likable person than Dave.
      Don’t get me wrong, I hate myself so much to the point I fantasize about suicide almost every day, but… _At Least I’m Not Dave._

    • @elfbreath
      @elfbreath Год назад +14

      @@flobwad Hey man, it sounds like you have better reasons than Dave to be bitter and angry and lash out at others, but if you're part of this community it means you chose instead to care about other people and want to make things better for everyone. You have enough mental fortitude to not only make it this far, but to not let the world drag you down into hate and frothing rage. That's not nothing.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      Real men do not want to date the town bike, you fucking idiot

  • @elfbreath
    @elfbreath Год назад +90

    One thing I never understood about the "men can sleep around but women can't or they're sluts" thing: who are the men supposed to sleep with? Let's say you get your way Dave and every woman saves herself for marriage, or at least raises her standards so high that she only sleeps with 1 or 2 guys before settling down. How are YOU gonna get laid? If women's sexuality is regulated but men's isn't then are the men supposed to sleep with each other? I thought being gay was bad!

    • @verager2493
      @verager2493 Год назад +22

      There's a reason this leads to an ideology defined by getting no sex

    • @elfbreath
      @elfbreath Год назад +27

      @@verager2493 Seriously. And Sarah made a good point in the chat I didn't think about: Dave says women are bad for withholding sex from 80% of men, but also women would be bad if they did have sex with those men? Because they wouldn't be pure? He's twisting himself into knots trying to explain how everything wrong in the world is women's fault, not him or men like him. Because that might mean admitting he's wrong and could stand to grow and change. No wonder dude is constantly lowkey SEETHING.

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara Год назад +2

      Exactly! That's what I don't get too. It's like they don't realise men somehow have to sleep with women to have bodycount (in their straight world) thus adding to women's bodycount as well. Or do they think those women in Men's bodycounts appear out of and disappear into thin air?
      I don't like hookup culture, personally, but it's because I'm on asexual spectrum and have been called a prude for rejecting or accused of 'leading them on' for not sleeping with them after a date.

    • @elfbreath
      @elfbreath Год назад +7

      @@mahogara Ayyy, fellow ace!! I totally agree. If we lived in MY perfect world nobody would be getting laid, because getting naked and covering each other in body fluids is gross and idk why people do it. But unlike Dave I don’t seethe and mald over other people’s sex lives, or think their body count or lack thereof makes any difference in their worth as a romantic partner or person. People have different values, Dave. In fact maybe YOU should try some different values Dave, because your current ones are making you miserable.

    • @verager2493
      @verager2493 Год назад +2

      @@elfbreath ya, there's no right answers for the targets of prejudice. They just hate women, doesn't matter what they do

  • @jasonfuller2734
    @jasonfuller2734 Год назад +27

    Jake: “Let’s talk about your girlfriend”
    Dave: “Can’t. It’s classified Top Secret.”

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Год назад +8

      She lives in Canada so you wouldn't know her and if you're in Canada she doesn't live in your town.

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad Год назад +6

      She goes to a different school

  • @ninoassaiante5325
    @ninoassaiante5325 Год назад +75

    If I ever feel bad about myself in the future, I'll just watch this video to remind myself that there are people like Dave in the world and be thankful I'm nowhere near that low of an individual.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +10

      That’s why the world needs lolcows like Dave. They’re great for depression.

    • @justinholliday9979
      @justinholliday9979 Год назад +7

      He really is an absolutely fantastic way to boost some self confidence. Lmao

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      You mean Jake

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +3

      @@Xxjandkay Sure, Jake. You’re cringe too.

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad Год назад

      @@Xxjandkay You probably shouldn’t have commented that since your name is also “Jake”…

  • @diamond_dynamo2214
    @diamond_dynamo2214 Год назад +55

    I genuinely didn't expect Dave's argument to be "what if Scott Pilgrim happens" lmao
    very sad I missed this stream

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution Год назад +9

      we were taught a lot of information in schools but never "in case of evil exs do the following"
      what happened to our nation smh

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      The lower a man’s confidence the more he’ll accept any kind of girl. Men of value do not date women who sucked off the whole town. grow up.

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution Год назад +7

      @@Xxjandkay how would you know what a man with value would do
      you clearly have none .....

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      @@reform-revolution you’re pathetic

    • @reform-revolution
      @reform-revolution Год назад +5

      @@Xxjandkay your sister didnt seem to mind

  • @tatiana4050
    @tatiana4050 Год назад +31

    So do conventionally unatractive women gain value with number of partners? Because its harder for them to get sex?
    And handsome guys lose value with number of partners, because its easy for them to get sex?
    Is there like measurement scale? Some formula?
    What about nonbinary people?

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 Год назад +9

      We're exempt from the rules, since we fall outside the binary and all typologies. Basically we can do whatever we want. Of course, I'm also aroace, so I get to not worry about all this stuff.

    • @tyrannosaurustheproudliber5619
      @tyrannosaurustheproudliber5619 Месяц назад

      Ugly girls don't struggle to get laid. What are ye smoking?

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 Год назад +55

    Dave is 40 and has no baggage. He's a wizard

    • @verager2493
      @verager2493 Год назад +15

      No baggage, but actively fantasizing about breaking up with his girlfriend (from canada, you wouldn't know her)

    • @sigmascrub
      @sigmascrub Год назад +4

      He's only 40?! 😱

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 Год назад +3

      @@sigmascrub I know right.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад +2

      Right?! Like even Christ had enough baggage to get crucified over, this weirdo's claiming a status even Jebus can't claim.

  • @ifadetogray
    @ifadetogray Год назад +69

    Gotta love how Dave see's a meltdown when Jake just gave him a reality check

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Год назад +18

      Jake: _Becomes passionate about the point he's making._
      Dave: "I have successfully triggered the lib."
      Why are people like this? Why is "outrage humour" funny? Even when I was an anti-sjw it didn't make sense.

    • @johnathanwalker8395
      @johnathanwalker8395 Год назад +8

      @@sluttyMapleSyrup When one has literally nothing to support their ideology, the ideology just because making other people upset, because they could never win an actual argument. They would go to a debate, not present a single argument and the instant their opponent did anything above a gentle passive voiced flat comment, they yell triggered and claim victory.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Год назад +3

      @@johnathanwalker8395 All true, but that alone barely makes sense to me; if all one's ideology offers is "make your opponents look mad" then one must be utterly braindead, just a DVD logo bouncing around their skull, to continue subscribing to such.

    • @johnathanwalker8395
      @johnathanwalker8395 Год назад

      @@sluttyMapleSyrup mostly yeah, that is about the level of intellect in the intellectual dark web

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +3

      @@sluttyMapleSyrup the best part about it is that Jake looked highly entertained not angry. Dave is like “Ha ha you are destroyed by how entertaining you find me massive insecurity!” As Jake looks on in confusion.
      Okay Dave. I am not sure what is going on in your mind right now but it is extremely entertaining. Your point about how hook up culture a thing the right promotes and Tate promotes enthusiastically is a product of the left was… mind blowing. Not in the way you think but I am stunned anyone would even think that let alone use it in a debate.

  • @watchtheworldburn6908
    @watchtheworldburn6908 Год назад +39

    I have insecurities, too, but God damn I am not this insecure!! I am at least bettering myself! WTF Dave!!

  • @MikusDad39
    @MikusDad39 Год назад +90

    I don't think I've ever witnessed someone fail so hard right at the beginning of a debate like this before lmao

    • @serene_ladyred8803
      @serene_ladyred8803 Год назад +3

      @@n0etic_f0x wut

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад

      @@serene_ladyred8803 You have to be from Old Skool RUclips to understand but don't worry it is coming back.

    • @MikusDad39
      @MikusDad39 Год назад +7

      @@n0etic_f0x I think they're confused as to what you were saying, because I'm also not entirely sure whether you're defending Jake here or insulting him. I myself am VERY familiar with the old stuff, I started watching Jake back before Hannah transitioned when they were still regularly reading Chick Tracts on TBR

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад

      @@MikusDad39 Yet you do not know the most basic Atheist V Creationist talking point? I mean... we have heard it for decades now, it is a debate that predates the internet if I am honest. Christians arguing that evolution is a faith and dictates morality thus rendering them incapable of even arguing their point like Dave was here.

    • @MikusDad39
      @MikusDad39 Год назад +7

      @@n0etic_f0x er... no, your wording is just kind of confusing.

  • @channelname1019
    @channelname1019 Год назад +35

    Straight out of the gates, this is a winner.
    "...my video from yesterday..."
    "...did you delete that one yet?"
    "...no i didn't delete *that one* "
    I've gotta try not to just transcribe the whole discussion as one quotable line after another...

  • @zebraskin
    @zebraskin Год назад +31

    Oh no what will I do, I have too high a body count for Dave...

    • @jurassicsmackdown6359
      @jurassicsmackdown6359 Год назад +3

      Ugh, he's such a hunk
      That angry, drunken childish screaming. So hot, right???

    • @jackjohnson1128
      @jackjohnson1128 Год назад +1

      I love that incel phrase for how many people someone sleeps with: "body count." It's such a blatant attempt at dehumanizing sexual encounters. But, I guess guys like Dave have to do that to maintain their pretend detached "I don't care" attitude.

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire Год назад +14

    "WOMEN SENSE MY POWER, BUT I DENY THEM MY ESSENCE TO MAINTAIN THE PURITY OF MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS"

  • @Kujaguy
    @Kujaguy Год назад +25

    Oh my god this conversation started bad, but it practically nosedived 17 minutes in

  • @MarquisLeary34
    @MarquisLeary34 Год назад +16

    Married 21 years. Dave is a classic case of thinking he has strength when not even knowing what it truly is.

  • @zacharypegg790
    @zacharypegg790 Год назад +37

    I'm going through a pretty tough breakup and it's been affecting my mental/emotional health quite a bit, especially my confidence and self-esteem. But after 5 minutes of hearing Dave talk, I feel like an unstoppable 12/10 giga chad sigma sex god.

    • @domm5715
      @domm5715 Год назад +6

      As you are bredren', stay up

    • @SkycometAnimeVamp
      @SkycometAnimeVamp Год назад +3

      You are a gigachad bro. Your ex didn’t deserve you.

    • @SeverelyGlitchy
      @SeverelyGlitchy Год назад +2

      Keep your head up, brother. We can all collectively feel better that we aren't Dave.

  • @channelname1019
    @channelname1019 Год назад +10

    13:48 *IN A HOUSE FILLED WITH CAT*
    fuck
    I'm literally, proper, genuinely dead.
    i regret not making a will
    send for the coroner

  • @LMvonLebkuchen
    @LMvonLebkuchen Год назад +16

    If high body count women are future cheaters and disgustingly "run through", why are high body men not future cheaters who might have secret/ currently unknown children from all that Chadly hooking up?
    Women are suposedly to worry about their purity but NOT that they might become stepmoms with zero heads up at some point? Feels a bit one sided.

  • @SgtJoelberg
    @SgtJoelberg Год назад +8

    He’s 40!? I expected him to say he was 22 based on his arguments and attitude.

  • @flunkiebubs2002
    @flunkiebubs2002 Год назад +13

    Back in the Drunken Peasants days they called this guy "TJ's botched clone"

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣
      He's like a human version of the Master Shake Replicant!

    • @argonianbum
      @argonianbum Год назад

      Totally unrelated to Drunken Peasants, I knew a guy named TJ that looked just like Dave, greasy alcoholic and all, and this gave me whiplash to get the reminder. Trippy.

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad Год назад +44

    Dave is a 40 year old man whose day mostly consists of drinking cheap beer, going out for a cigarette, playing video games and drunkly screaming at political videos, all while staying in his pajamas.
    Him believing he has more “Sexual Value” than a hard-working single 40 year old woman with 2-3 kids, I…I don’t know what to say. My jaw is on the floor.

    • @argonianbum
      @argonianbum Год назад

      And, honestly, if he didn't have such a shitty personality and so many MGTOW brainworms, he could actually find a woman that is down with that lifestyle and could chill in her pajamas with him too.

    • @alexisartfeild2807
      @alexisartfeild2807 Год назад +1

      Dave has less 'sexual value' then a puddle of diarrhea.
      I mean, the puddle might get someone with certain fetishes off.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад +2

      "Dave is a 40 year old man whose day mostly consists of drinking cheap beer, going out for a cigarette, playing video games and drunkly screaming at political videos, all while staying in his pajamas. "
      ....Besides not being 40, I'm feeling a little attacked. XD

    • @flobwad
      @flobwad Год назад +2

      @@patchwurk6652 As long as you're a good person with a kind soul, I mean absolutely no offense.

  • @joeyjjmoore
    @joeyjjmoore Год назад +12

    Not sure if "Debate" was the right word, but it sounds better than "Dude talking to oddly shouty man".

  • @shrillz
    @shrillz Год назад +35

    Normally RUclipsrs put on a persona for their videos, but Dave is EXACTLY the same as he is in his videos.

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 Год назад +1

      Points for being an authentic slob, soaking in his ignorance.

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      Jake would literally let his girl get railed by 10 guys . He is an utterly Pathetic cuck

    • @shrillz
      @shrillz Год назад +2

      @@Xxjandkay okay account that was made 5 hours ago.
      If it's with consent from both of them, that's hot as fuck!

  • @verager2493
    @verager2493 Год назад +23

    His girlfriend is from Canada, you wouldn't know her.
    Seriously, that convo wasn't about her, it was about him fantasizing about breaking up with her. That's all he can think of when it comes to women

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +2

      She goes to a different school!

    • @Dos_Caffeine
      @Dos_Caffeine Год назад +2

      They talk to the each other via AOL instant messaging

    • @SkycometAnimeVamp
      @SkycometAnimeVamp Год назад

      Dave has an e girlfriend? I didn’t know. Hmm… good on him.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад

      @@SkycometAnimeVamp Lol, never seen any evidence of her and he can't describe anything he likes about her except "Her purity", whatever that means. But yeah, totally legit XD

  • @DevinPlaysitAll
    @DevinPlaysitAll Год назад +20

    I can't believe Jake accused Dave of all people of running. Does Dave look like he's ever ran in his entire life?

  • @Ms.CultureGeek
    @Ms.CultureGeek Год назад +36

    Thank you for pointing pointing out that if Sara kisses a girl it doesn't mean that girl is FOR YOU.

  • @MagnaOmerta
    @MagnaOmerta Год назад +14

    Look at Dave in his little hell. I really thought he had a moment there. He's in all this esoteric shit about purity, that he doesn't have the answers to. This was the perfect reckoning for him.

  • @christophergreen6595
    @christophergreen6595 Год назад +43

    When I was in my twenties, 40-yr old women looked old. Now that I'm 40, they look good... and lusting after 19-20-yr olds feels creepy, even at a strip club.

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 Год назад +1

      I don't care about the sex positive movement...strip clubs are full of creeps and they have creep vibes. Totally uncomfortable. Full of dudes that only see women as objects to buy and women that have so many bad experiences with men that they hate men.

    • @okiedad5784
      @okiedad5784 Год назад +9

      Exactly. I'm in my mid 40s and the idea of dating someone in their 20s boggles my mind. We'd have zero in common most likely. Wild.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +6

      It’s a self report. Borderline hebephile type beat.

    • @Razorgeist
      @Razorgeist 7 месяцев назад

      Same here.

  • @0okamino
    @0okamino Год назад +27

    Maybe Dave is correct about having no baggage himself. At least, baggage can keep things contained and organized to some degree, rather than scattered messily all over the place like the tons of ridiculous issues Dave clearly has.

    • @Saiyanfeld
      @Saiyanfeld Год назад +3

      You can tell just by looking at him that he has clothes laying on his floor for over a year.

    • @davoid1792
      @davoid1792 Год назад

      @@Saiyanfeld hey! I take offense! I didn’t mean to toss the socks hard enough that they fell behind my dresser and sat there for a year before I noticed them!

  • @FrozEnbyWolf150
    @FrozEnbyWolf150 Год назад +15

    This turned into a dumpster fire so quickly, I could easily mistake it for one of Dave's cooking videos.

  • @lasersexpanther6631
    @lasersexpanther6631 Год назад +12

    Why oh why do they always want someone young enough to be their child

    • @MissBeloved__
      @MissBeloved__ Месяц назад

      because if laws werent there I'm sure theyd go further

  • @trashpanda3837
    @trashpanda3837 Год назад +17

    Funny he said younger women don't have "issues" when so many people prefer older women because they are less drama and more mature.

    • @TelenTerror
      @TelenTerror Год назад +5

      Ben Franklin's Eight Reasons, man.

    • @verager2493
      @verager2493 Год назад +5

      A lot of its just relatability, tbh. I'm not going to look for a teen because frankly I'm not sure what we'd even talk about. Nothing to do with legality, that just seems like a kid to me.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад

      @@TelenTerror Franklin made some solid points in that, NGL.

    • @TelenTerror
      @TelenTerror Год назад

      @@Kropothead The man constructed a solid argument. I don't know if I'm personally sold but he made me open-minded on the subject.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew Год назад +15

    27:48 Noooooooooo shot Dave is in an actual "real" relationship unless he is getting scammed online by someone. But the creepy thing is, real or not, scam or not, remember Dave said he only would date a 19-22 year old. And he is 40.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +7

      I am not even just making a sick joke when I say I hope somebody is keeping close eye on any vulnerable developmentally challenged young women in the area. Dave has always had those "I live in a semi-rural community that is just insular enough, just isolated enough, just small enough, just big enough, that everybody knows to look away from everybody's else's secrets to protect their own, that's why we're here" type vibes. I'm not from US so I don't know how to succinctly describe or specify what the US equivalent to the communities similar to this that I've known would be but I think people will probably be able to apply an interpretation of my comment to wherever they live. I just hope that Dave hasn't got like a special-needs adult niece living four streets over or something.

    • @verager2493
      @verager2493 Год назад +6

      @@channelname1019 there's not a singular name for it, but the concept is known. Small town where everyone knows what each other is up to, none of it's good, and says nothing because no one wants the castle crashing down

  • @InsomniacXIII
    @InsomniacXIII Год назад +13

    Now every time Dave hears someone grinding up weed, he's gonna have a Pavlovian response like something terrible is about to happen to him 😂😂

  • @rakelodakel
    @rakelodakel Год назад +10

    "19 year old don't have problems"... I'm 29, and just the thought of dating a 19 year old makes me anxious over all the problems that would come atatched. And that's aside from the problematic age gap.
    Also, gotta say, "it's legal" isn't as great a rebuttal as Dave seems to think it is.
    Hilarious exchange.

  • @QuixEnd
    @QuixEnd Год назад +15

    The fact that Jake of all people could bring out insecurities of another human is remarkable. Where do you even find these woodland creatures?

  • @DOOMGARDEN666
    @DOOMGARDEN666 Год назад +15

    i clicked because the mtn dew guy looked super depressing and I figured it could ONLY make me feel better abt my life

  • @Nekulturny
    @Nekulturny Год назад +8

    26:08 "I got to break you". Hes claiming victory because you broke your hand when you knocked him out cold with one blow.

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids Год назад +3

      Dave thinks he's the Joker who won by getting Batman to lose control.

  • @n0etic_f0x
    @n0etic_f0x Год назад +16

    Oh my god! This is my dad if he got divorced! This is why he loves my mom, she prevented him from becoming Dave.

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 Год назад +5

      I hate to say it, but... yeah. Dumb men may need women and can grudgingly become better people. I dunno how many couples I've seen over the years with that lib-woman/con-man split, but its rather common.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад

      @@christophergreen6595 the weird thing is that I just had him ruin the holidays. He is not a good man but she is a good woman… it’s a long story and love is a weird thing. But I was thinking they have not gotten divorced… how? I know one side of it now and it’s the side I just couldn’t see.

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 Год назад +2

      @@n0etic_f0x i think at a certain point, they're just "family"... and starting over is a lot to deal with, divorces hurt both parties financially as finding new housing that works for the kids is a nightmare, etc etc.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +1

      @@christophergreen6595 yeah her side is my brother and I now have a split family so she can just keep both us and him. It’s just a weird thing.
      My brother has always had the normal holidays where he would go home, I ran away 18 years ago and tried going back at thanksgiving… it didn’t work. I mean it is one of the few things I am truly happy with about my dad for having but something about me being gay breaks his mind.

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove Год назад

      @@christophergreen6595 yeah, I could never. I care too much about my mental health to, for the rest of my life, live with someone that doesn't believe I'm a sentiment being. 😮‍💨

  • @eddiekrustysock4395
    @eddiekrustysock4395 Год назад +10

    Yooo no cap, every woman I’ve been with past age 20 has had a lot of sexual experience and I could not go back to being with inexperienced partners because I want to learn new things.

  • @wynngwynn
    @wynngwynn Год назад +5

    So many guys are misogynist and most of the world doesn't care to call them out on it.

  • @coinsilver3
    @coinsilver3 Год назад +5

    So men don't get "tainted" by having multi partners, but women do? If that ain't a double standard...

  • @EverybodyKnowsBackup
    @EverybodyKnowsBackup Год назад +8

    gets the shit roasted out of him
    "I broke you"

  • @agentzapdos4960
    @agentzapdos4960 Год назад +11

    Oh, when did he take down all his incorrect timezone clocks? That was the best, when Jake dunked on that.

  • @lrose5522
    @lrose5522 Год назад +11

    If Dave's gf went to the club without him then he would break up with her, and followed up with how if he went somewhere without her for like work or something she'd be in her rights to break up with him. Like yeah I GUESS you can break up with your partner over anything, but that would be absolutely insane

    • @nightlydrugs6927
      @nightlydrugs6927 Год назад +1

      And his example was taking a business trip lmao

  • @npwood86
    @npwood86 Год назад +11

    If Dave just accepted that he inadvertently, to be kind, presents himself as a total fail boat, personal growth might be possible

  • @J2thaAMES1
    @J2thaAMES1 Год назад +4

    If you ask a question allow the responder to dig their own hole. You stopped the guy after every half point to get him to extrapolate on it completely losing the original question. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @SLAUGHTERAMA
    @SLAUGHTERAMA Год назад +19

    Dave. DAVE.
    As a fellow Dave-name-haver, let me put it to you - you are worth SO MUCH MORE than your ability to procreate. You are a beautiful, vibrant person and you do not need to give money to people like Andrew Tate for self-validation. You are valid.
    That said, take a FUCKING cooking class.

    • @TheDoggyGIR
      @TheDoggyGIR Год назад +3

      Lovely message, unfortunately this dave is not a beautiful vibrant person, but rather a black hole of despair and hatred

  • @1990supersonic
    @1990supersonic Год назад +7

    i do kinda wish we got to see them argue about cooking as well as the weird shitshow it became

  • @krillin6
    @krillin6 Год назад +10

    I no longer care to save Dave.

  • @johnii5959
    @johnii5959 Год назад +2

    “Leftover”. Omfg how can you be 40 and still be thinking at such a middle school level.

  • @idkwhattohaveasausername5828
    @idkwhattohaveasausername5828 Год назад +7

    The fact that Jake actually got Dave on is easily the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen

  • @christophergreen6595
    @christophergreen6595 Год назад +10

    "Would you date a single mom?"
    What about a double mom?

  • @UtahOutcastsArchive
    @UtahOutcastsArchive Год назад +10

    I'll never forget when he tried coming for us and we just laughed and went "ha nope"

    • @UtahOutcastsArchive
      @UtahOutcastsArchive Год назад +3

      12:10 Holy shit I just found out that I'm older than LOP...

    • @jeremyofficer5038
      @jeremyofficer5038 Год назад +3

      @@UtahOutcastsArchive X, I just turned 42. I may be getting older but still have what's important up top. A full head of hair.

    • @UtahOutcastsArchive
      @UtahOutcastsArchive Год назад +5

      @@jeremyofficer5038 about to hit 43 and I choose the bald look, but man I hadn’t heard anything from LoP in a while. Nice to know he’s still eating refried cat turds in a van down by the river.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 Год назад +5

      I'm older than he is, and I'm in better shape now than I was in high school. That would probably make him mad enough. I'm also trans and about to start HRT. I think I heard some blood vessels rupturing in the distance.

    • @UtahOutcastsArchive
      @UtahOutcastsArchive Год назад +4

      @@FrozEnbyWolf150 FUCK YEAH, GO YOU! Srsly, that's awesome to hear that us elders are kicking ass.

  • @channelname1019
    @channelname1019 Год назад +10

    HOLY FUCK HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WHILE I WAS AWAY?
    I would've been in the front row with my popcorn if I'd been in the loop.
    I can't believe I'm kinda both excited and scared for this, the mix of emotions is like anticipating that in moments I will see a new lover naked for the first time and will be forced to reconcile fantasy with reality. My life is legit sadder than a thumbnail of Dave's cooking.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +1

      @Ispira Oh I'm in there, I'm just a bit shit at noticing notifications and have been busy too. I'm more remarking on my luck, you know, the second you look away something spectacular happens, kinda thing.

  • @TelenTerror
    @TelenTerror Год назад +11

    We learn Dave isn't a fan of the "minimum uncreepy dating age is 1/2 of your age + 7 rule".

  • @reform-revolution
    @reform-revolution Год назад +5

    holy sh*t
    dave went full "I LIKE EM YOUNG AND VIRGINAL" ...... when are we gonna learn that his "joke" about being the dude with the white creeper van wasnt a joke?

  • @WeWiLLRefuse
    @WeWiLLRefuse Год назад +10

    Dave's insecurity bleeds through when he opens his mouth from the start. He's not confident enough to show up to this debate without booze

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +3

      Yeah, he starts out slurring his words.

    • @CrashKaiju
      @CrashKaiju Год назад

      Oh hes a complete alcoholic

  • @LillyAlara
    @LillyAlara Год назад +26

    I see Dave on Jake's channel, I click

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      Jake is literally a cuck

    • @LillyAlara
      @LillyAlara Год назад +1

      @@Xxjandkay I doubt that, but sure, let's say he is for argument's sake. So? Some people are into that, who gives a fuck if it's not hurting anyone?

    • @lostheart8092
      @lostheart8092 Год назад

      @@XxjandkayI don’t think you know what that word means.

  • @merbst
    @merbst Год назад +5

    The clocks are gone!? Oh no!

  • @PinkieImpaled
    @PinkieImpaled Год назад +9

    Good on Dave for getting his cardio in moving the goalpost the whole time must be exhausting

  • @specialnanobot
    @specialnanobot Год назад +6

    I'm literally just a few minutes in, what is going on?! What kind of cope is this? There's absolutely men that can just show up and go "duck me ploix" and there are women who will get rejected, what in the limited worldview is this?

  • @suburban-vampire
    @suburban-vampire Год назад +2

    This goes completely off the rails, over the side of the bridge and down into the river in like 3 minutes flat, holy fuck!

  • @blitzwinters5687
    @blitzwinters5687 Год назад +6

    I would understand Dave's dancing point _if_ the described situation was that you and your girlfriend went to the club and she actively ignored you in favor of other people. It wouldn't be cheating, but it would be a red flag.

  • @ExImperialDragon
    @ExImperialDragon Год назад +5

    I can't believe it, he actually got the man on his show?
    The man, the myth, the legend? Goopy Dave!
    I haven't listened to this yet but I'm so incredibly excited for this chapter of the Corn Extended Universe.
    Edit: "You can't control something no one will do with you, Dave!!"
    Well. I think 2023 is starting off super well for Jake. Hahahahaha.

  • @packpowerfan
    @packpowerfan Год назад +5

    As a 35yr old I would feel GROSS dating someone under 30. Like your brain is still developing.

  • @khill8645
    @khill8645 Год назад +5

    I love the repeated times Dave projects a 'leftist' stance about something that's diametrically opposed to what Jake just stated three seconds before. Literally incapable of listening comprehension.
    The whole thing is just a phenomenal display of what happens when you're so fearful of being cheated on that you completely burn your own life down...

  • @verager2493
    @verager2493 Год назад +6

    He's literally 16. He's been 16 for 24 years

  • @ConsciusVeritasVids
    @ConsciusVeritasVids Год назад +9

    Gotta dab up to prepare my senses for this feast for my eyeballs and earballs🍯

  • @dylanw.4533
    @dylanw.4533 Год назад +12

    Dave is… so strange. Like, the whole “meltdown” thing. A man raising his voice at another man is a meltdown, Dave? Doesn’t sound like the manly position.

    • @brianhicks3272
      @brianhicks3272 Год назад

      If Jake kept his skanky bitch in check, there would have been no autistic screeching on his part.

  • @Dos_Caffeine
    @Dos_Caffeine Год назад +4

    Boy...That escalated quickly

  • @tuntemon
    @tuntemon Год назад +12

    Wow this was wild! So freaking entertaining! I wish I had more popcorn! 🤣

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +4

      I mean, at least I do not feel bad for Dave anymore. I was thinking he was just delt a bad hand. Understandable to play bad in that case, ya tried to bluff, should have said fold, did not fold. Nope, he rubbed himself with chicken livers and ran naked into a den of wolves as he sprayed them with a super soaker then got all mad he chewed up.

    • @tuntemon
      @tuntemon Год назад +5

      @@n0etic_f0x yeah, I very much agree.
      I had for quite a while been a bit annoyed with Jake for bullying Dave way too hard, especially in the cooking videos. However seeing how Dave reacted and responded here made me feel that Jake must have seen something in Dave that I didn't. I did feel pity for him, well not anymore.
      Dave is just a horrible, angry and insecure individual with very bad takes on the multiple issues discussed (shouted) here.
      Seeing how he handled himself here makes me wonder if he would ever agree to talk to Jake again.
      I do hope so, because however small chance there is of getting through to him. I hope not all is lost.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад +2

      @@tuntemon I don't know if there is hope. The idea that Jake is losing *his* shit and angry is a telling opinion, Jake clearly found the responses comical and interesting, he is acting like he is watching the most shocking parts of a TV show where everything goes kinda nuts, he is clearly not angry.
      This along with the response to the cooking shows implies he does not want to take advice, even when Jake is being real mean to him Jake is still giving advice.

    • @tuntemon
      @tuntemon Год назад +2

      @@n0etic_f0x I didn't ment that Jake was angry here, must have formulated my comment bad. I do agree that Jake found this conversation funny and intresting.
      Dave was the one clearly angry. Very much didn't want to listen at all.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x Год назад

      ​@@tuntemon Perhaps did not formulate what I mean correctly, I know you agree. I am just saying this angry response is cause to believe he does not want to be helped.
      My dad does this same shit, he gets very angry and then says everyone else is angry. It is sadly a reflexive form of abuse, my therapist refused to work with my father because he would just reflexively get angry and then blame other people of being angry. This is such a large denial of responsibility and mischaracterization of the situation that it was literally deemed as to dishonest to work with by a licensed therapist.

  • @davidwooden3878
    @davidwooden3878 Год назад +4

    The Council of Daves does Not recognize this man
    He is Not invited to the cookout

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад

      Lol, wow a Watch_Dogs reference in the wild?
      I see you David. XD

  • @alexandria9386
    @alexandria9386 Год назад +12

    Dave's girlfriend might not be allowed to go to the club without him, but she regularly goes for pizza without him.

    • @forwunday8351
      @forwunday8351 Год назад +6

      And he pee’s in his basement as payback

    • @Xxjandkay
      @Xxjandkay Год назад

      Look at Jake. You think women find this pathetic loser attractive ?

    • @alexandria9386
      @alexandria9386 Год назад +2

      @@Xxjandkay I've seen his girlfriend, and it seems he's doing fine. Even if he was alone and undesirable, that's not how you measure the worth of a human being. Dave isn't shitty cause he's ugly and undesirable; he's shitty cause of his beliefs and how he treats people. He could be a greek god of beauty, and he'd still be a shitty person.

  • @jessicourteous
    @jessicourteous Год назад +3

    Omg I've been waiting for a Jake and Dave collab for years! lol Next, duo cooking streams!

  • @How_Is_This_A_Name
    @How_Is_This_A_Name Год назад +16

    I don't think i've ever seen jake so... passionate while live
    it was truly a sight to behold, and admittedly a little intimidating!

    • @ActualJake
      @ActualJake  Год назад +8

      You should show up more often lol

    • @DevinPlaysitAll
      @DevinPlaysitAll Год назад +2

      @@ActualJake papa Jake! How ya doing?

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 Год назад +1

      @@DevinPlaysitAll I think channel might be run by Sarah? (spelling?) That's why I keep apologizing for my heinous comments, anyway. She may be cool, but unless she encourages it, it's rude of me to assume she signed up for the job of filtering my filth and poor humour.

    • @DarthSangheili
      @DarthSangheili Год назад +3

      @@ActualJake Only if you promise to debate idiots more often. The real time dismantling of idiots is my favorite content since the old TBR days lmao

    • @legndofphoenix
      @legndofphoenix Год назад +3

      @@channelname1019 I barely look at comments, Jake logged in ONCE to actually like and interact with the comments on this vid, lol

  • @goldbyrd3667
    @goldbyrd3667 Год назад +2

    Haven't watched Jake in a while but this is just glorious. I'm surprised it took this long to debate this guy from day one!

  • @nathanjasper512
    @nathanjasper512 Год назад +6

    I like how mad Dave gets having to explain anything and pissed if you don't agree.

  • @InsomniacXIII
    @InsomniacXIII Год назад +7

    27:18 Dave trying to hide the fact that he's about to cry 😂💀
    Followed by a discussion of his imaginary girlfriend 🙄

  • @mjxc1627
    @mjxc1627 Год назад +3

    @31:10 damn lol that is some middle school trauma Dave

  • @SpacersChoice
    @SpacersChoice Год назад +9

    dave seems really mature and well-adjusted

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 Год назад +4

      Any 19 year old farm girl would be lucky to have him!

    • @SpacersChoice
      @SpacersChoice Год назад

      @@_bug56 true

  • @djalexander968
    @djalexander968 Год назад +4

    longest awaited debate since crowder v sam seder

  • @HotTakeAndy
    @HotTakeAndy Год назад +3

    Aww I wish we had video of this dude in this convo.

  • @unclegumbald989
    @unclegumbald989 Год назад +2

    I heard about this when it happened live, but *holy shit* I was not prepared 👀

  • @singingReaper
    @singingReaper Год назад +2

    I’m so glad I was there for this impromptu stream
    Truly a glorious moment of history

  • @sebtotheb75
    @sebtotheb75 Год назад +3

    Wow. That was both surprising and not surprising at the same time

  • @CD-zd6zr
    @CD-zd6zr Год назад +8

    32:00 I would have an issue with that but that's the boundaries we've set up in our own relationship. If she asked first, maybe. Not being secure enough to let her go dancing, yeah that's beyond the pale.

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 Год назад

      This would be my one complaint about this debate. Not that anything was gonna get through to him but he’s going to walk away thinking that leftists are too scared to set boundaries or something. Jake should have made it clear that as far as his relationship goes that’s the case, and that it may differ because the important part is for partner’s to agree on their own boundaries and what they’re comfortable with.

    • @legndofphoenix
      @legndofphoenix Год назад +3

      @@_bug56 I kinda of raided Dave's chat after and argued with him, specifically mentioned we're in an open relationship, and his only reaction to that was to call Jake a cuck. I don't think he really cares that deeply, dude just wants to hate women and do the machismo shit.

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 Год назад +1

      @@legndofphoenix I know he doesn't actually care it was just the autismo debate bro in me. And there are after all, possibly salvageable audience members of his who may have been more charitable if they got this point. Though maybe you're right and they're all as lost as he is.

  • @MissSagittarian
    @MissSagittarian Год назад +3

    It's so weird to me that these dudes who care about body counts set their limits so low. Like 4?! If they're the same age and had their debut at 20, he expects a grown ass woman to have slept with less than 4 people in 20 years??
    That's crazy.

  • @mrxmgs3768
    @mrxmgs3768 Год назад +3

    wait HE'S 40? gee, time hasn't been kind to him huh?

  • @JamesBuggemo
    @JamesBuggemo Год назад +3

    Dude is in a relationship with Aunt Jemima, she gives him that sweet stuff every morning.
    😂😂😂

  • @submerge249
    @submerge249 Год назад +2

    The nerve of this guy rejecting women because they might have "issues". The lack of self-reflection astounds.

  • @CM-ne9ej
    @CM-ne9ej Год назад +4

    This whole video is just Dave being afraid of hypotheticals he was told about and never thought to question

  • @dontuserachelslurs
    @dontuserachelslurs Год назад +5

    That was delightful when Jake just shucked and went whole cob on him

  • @darman210
    @darman210 Год назад +2

    @11:30, has no one informed him that an ex wife can take half of his stuff REGARDLESS of how many sex partners she’s had?!