Producer: "So are you holding a grudge against Halle Berry for threatening to club you with her Oscar?" Writer: "Not at all - in fact, I'm writing a new superhero movie just for her. It's called Catwoman!"
That and the first Quicksilver "moment" are the only great things Bryan Singer has ever done. I'm thankful for those but I don't know how he keeps getting work since all of his films are mediocre at best.
Best part of the pitch meeting "what about the humans middle of surgery, piloting planes or driving on the free way, wouldn't they all die?" "Right, Right, I guess they would die, I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool?" "Fair enough, Magnets are Tight!" 🤣🤣
“Uh, that’s a good question.” “YEAH IT IS.” Idk why the seriousness of the tone there kills me, and then the complete switch back, “Well that works for me!” 😂
Magnets are also a good explanation for Snyder’s DCEU. •“Martha” “Why did you say that name!” -> Magnets •Destroyed Metropolis -> Magnets •The Witch’s, wavy arm inflatable man dance --> Yup, Magnets, again. •Recruiting a guy good at throwing a boomerang, to go against the next Zod/Superman -> Magnets. •Clark keeping his secret in the age of constant video surveillance --> yup, he uses Magnets.
Producer:"Oh I didn't realize this was a cheap wedding." Writer: "Wha... what do you mean?" Producer:"Cause that metaphor was thinly veiled." Writer:"Solid burn on my writing abilities, Sir. That one hurt my feelings." Prdocuer:"Fantastic!"
@@nhannguyen2190 The scene with the parents not being understanding of their sons' mutant abilities was clearly meant to resemble parents having trouble accepting their child's homosexuality. Thus the mutants' trouble with fitting in in society is clearly used as a metaphor for the problems of gay people (the X-Men franchise has always been a metaphor for outsider groups, but exactly which group has varied). Producer guy in the sketch thinks the metaphor is very obvious, or "thinly veiled", as it's also called when something's not well hidden. A bride in some cultures and time periods wears a veil, i.e. a face cover, during part of the wedding. You could imagine that if the wedding is cheap, they could only afford a thin veil. Ergo, the bride would be thinly veiled - just like the metaphor
@@GoatPopsicle When you think about it, Killmonger is responsible for saving the universe. Without his actions, T'challa wouldn't have been motivated to share Wakanda's technology with the rest of the world. Tony uses that technology to build a gauntlet and suit able to harness the infinity stones. That being said... they have a gauntlet already from when they killed the present Thanos, unless it was already fried from the strain of destroying the stones.
When I first watched this movie I had the same thoughts about the end: Iceman was going to have his moment and freeze the water, perhaps aided by Storm.
I can't get enough of your pitch video's they are hilarious you are on point with everything. Even for movies I like you make me laugh. Hope to see some more really can't wait for Godzilla King of the Monsters one.
Thank you for making these videos my brother doesn't like the X-Men franchise because it gets boring for him 2 minutes in so I used these videos to help him understand this and make it more fun and funny so he can stay and tune in and he approves
Thank you for doing these! I love these videos. My favorite part of RUclips is when you upload a new one. How about doing Alien3/Alien: Resurrection since you tackled some of the Predator movies? Or maybe GoldenEye?
Hey man i'm using your videos to teach english to my friends here in france. It's amazing how many valuable expressions you use . And it's so funny make it easy to learn. Thanks !
Your sense of humour and sarcasm is awesome are you English as sarcasm seems to be one of our greatest traits which most of the world population don't seem to understand or appreciate
What I never understood was ifJean had the ability to start up the jet to escape, why didn’t she just do it in the first place instead of waiting till they were about to die?
Marvel: We need a bunch of new characters that will outshine DC and be able to carry their own multi-million dollar franchises in the 21st century. Stan Lee: Super easy, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!
Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit prequel!! It’d be really Tight if Ryan could do Pitch Meeting’s for those movies. Maybe even, Super Easy? Barely an Inconvenience?
Director: "If Mystic is going home to the Senator's wife, how does she know how the Senator looks like without clothes; wouldn't the wife notice things being different like blemishes, birthmarks, or the size of his penis?" Writer: *shrug* "I dunno, let's move on." Director: "Okay then."
"But the SR71 was so fast, it could literally outrun missiles " ........ "You forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for?" "I forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for."
It could fly so fast and high that a missile launched from the ground couldn't climb to 80,000ft and intercept it before it was out of the envelope of the missile. It was also so fast that it was almost impossible to get a fighter in a location where it was able to fire a missile in an envelope where it could successfully overtake it, since it was usually much higher than the fighter and the speed made it take longer for the missile to catch it, so the envelope where a successful shot could be fired was extremely small. But there were plenty of missiles faster than the SR-71, most of them are. They need to catch it, not just match it. The MiG-25 was a serious threat, which is why they stopped using them. In any case that isn't an SR-71, it's a fantasy jet that they styled to look similar to the SR-71. That doesn't automatically mean it has identical capabilities. Since we don't know exactly what its top speed is and the movie shows F-16s easily keeping up with it, we have to assume that its top speed is Mach 1.8 or less, like the F-16. You're going to say the movie is wrong because it looks kind of like an SR-71 and so it must be a Mach 3 aircraft, because? An A-7 looks similar to an F-8 but one is subsonic, one is Mach 1.8. That and the SR-71 can only do Mach 3 at very high altitude where the air is thin. It's obviously at quite low level here, it's below the damn clouds. I doubt an SR-71 can do much more than Mach 1 at lower levels, it's designed to work in a very narrow envelope, and the heat and turbulence would destroy it if they even tried to use full power before reaching cruise altitude. Even assuming that jet has the same capabilities as an AR-71, it can't use them while it's where F-16s can reach it. An F-16 fires missiles that can reach Mach 4 and track a target a hundred miles out, they can definitely shoot this guy down.
"Then the cops show up and think Wolverine is holding knives." "Oh do the taze him?" "God no. Unfortunately they treat him like a black guy in America."
Producer: "So are you holding a grudge against Halle Berry for threatening to club you with her Oscar?"
Writer: "Not at all - in fact, I'm writing a new superhero movie just for her. It's called Catwoman!"
I swear if that's not how they open that pitch I'm hitting a dislike
I hear her superhero outfit is gonna be TIGHT
Fuuuu!
Brilliant!
WHOOPSIE!
That Night Crawler opening scene still epic.
That and the first Quicksilver "moment" are the only great things Bryan Singer has ever done. I'm thankful for those but I don't know how he keeps getting work since all of his films are mediocre at best.
@@rowandax6189 mediocrity is the steady currency of hollywood.
Don't you mean 'tight'?
@@jeffwalker6815 Just how Singer likes 'em
A fr facts they don't do it like that anymore fr fr lol best scene in the entire movie
“That one hurt my feelings”
“Fantastic”
Underrated!
So Underrated!
Best part of the pitch meeting
"what about the humans middle of surgery, piloting planes or driving on the free way, wouldn't they all die?"
"Right, Right, I guess they would die, I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool?"
"Fair enough, Magnets are Tight!" 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Definitely better than baby junk!
What about all the people that were swimming at that time?
@@ChineduOpara damn those magnets! 😅
Pretty much the same question for Thanos' snap. Pilot turns to dust + passengers don't = 70's Airport movie.
Crazy how Nightcrawler's omission does not affect the plot in a major way. He deserved more
Flashing your eyes yellow while nobody’s watching is TIGHT!
My cat does that maybe he is evil
Your cat is Mystique.
And Sith :)
I was waiting that!
@@thewolfgamer571 your cat might be super evil a slight inconvenience
"I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool" LOL
Nice to see you here
Magnets are *tight*
Magneto: Their is iron in your blood!
Guard: Whoops!
Magneto: Whoopsie!
made me laugh lol
Guard: There is no metal, how hard will it be to escape now?
Magneto: Super Easy! Barely An Inconvenience!
Muscles and nerves both work with ions. Having your brain and muscles completely stop working would be fatal in a hurry
Magneto would use proper spelling.
Super funny than this pitch meeting
“Uh, that’s a good question.”
“YEAH IT IS.”
Idk why the seriousness of the tone there kills me, and then the complete switch back, “Well that works for me!” 😂
Magnets are a reasonable explanation for all the inconsistencies in Bryan Singer's X-Men movies, perhaps even for all of Brett Ratner's X-3.
Magnets are also a good explanation for Snyder’s DCEU.
•“Martha” “Why did you say that name!” -> Magnets
•Destroyed Metropolis -> Magnets
•The Witch’s, wavy arm inflatable man dance --> Yup, Magnets, again.
•Recruiting a guy good at throwing a boomerang, to go against the next Zod/Superman -> Magnets.
•Clark keeping his secret in the age of constant video surveillance --> yup, he uses Magnets.
Magnets are the answer to everything!
Shadowfox HD: my tv is acting weird will a magnet fix it?
@@EchthelionII yup, just make sure it's a really strong magnet
@@vshazam Got it.
Magnets are TIGHT!
Commenting fast in pitch meetings is TIGHT
Yep XD
"No they immediately shoot him in the God damn face."
"Oh! My God, Boston PD doesn't mess around." 🤣🤣🤣
Minorities: I understood that reference.
@@OvSpP right, just one shot? That is restraint!
But he’s just fine! :D
Oh thank goodness! 😂
Glad I didn't have to look too far this comment
@@OvSpP if you think about it mutants are also minorities in xmen world
"So they tase him?"
"No, they immediately shoot him in the goddamn face!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess in 2003 that would have been surprising.
*oh, Flashing your eyes Yellow when nobody's looking is Super Evil*
“That one hurt my feelings.”
*“Fantastic.”*
Producer:"Oh I didn't realize this was a cheap wedding."
Writer: "Wha... what do you mean?"
Producer:"Cause that metaphor was thinly veiled."
Writer:"Solid burn on my writing abilities, Sir. That one hurt my feelings."
Prdocuer:"Fantastic!"
I don't really get this? Anyone could explain it to me?
@@nhannguyen2190 because gay
@@dominicduncan9895 sorry I still don't get it
@@nhannguyen2190 The scene with the parents not being understanding of their sons' mutant abilities was clearly meant to resemble parents having trouble accepting their child's homosexuality.
Thus the mutants' trouble with fitting in in society is clearly used as a metaphor for the problems of gay people (the X-Men franchise has always been a metaphor for outsider groups, but exactly which group has varied).
Producer guy in the sketch thinks the metaphor is very obvious, or "thinly veiled", as it's also called when something's not well hidden.
A bride in some cultures and time periods wears a veil, i.e. a face cover, during part of the wedding. You could imagine that if the wedding is cheap, they could only afford a thin veil. Ergo, the bride would be thinly veiled - just like the metaphor
@@oskarhenriksen Your explanation was TIGHT!😎
I love how he just skips over the opening scene of Nightcrawler attacking the White House. Why because it is amazing!
Agreed
Agreed.
"It sure is, sir!!"
You can tell how good a movie is but how short the videos mocking them are
"Magnets," is now going to be my justification for anything.
YES BITCH, MAGNETS OH
"A wizard did it."
"How!?"
"Magnets."
"Oh, okay then!"
Could you guys do a Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2 Pitch Meeting please?
We need this
Pressing like on this video is super easy barely an inconvenience
Aww, pressing "like" on these videos is TIGHT
yea yea yea!!!
I accidentally pressed the dislike button. Whoopsie
@@gator9339 Whoopsie
Wow wow wow wow
Leather uniforms are tight!
Baby powder is *Tight*
😮wut?
Jennifer Williams The uniforms the xmen wear are tight leather.
That's part of the problem!
@@GoatPopsicle Ross, is that you?
“Won’t it be hard to make an entertaining video based solely on mocking pitch meetings?”
“No it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience”
Do X men days of future past
Yes definitely
Running in slow motion, while listening to music is TIGHT.
LOVE that movie
So how are the avengers gonna save everybody who died in the snap
Magnets of course!
*Vibranium* Magnets
cast from the heart of a dying star, by a gigantic handless dwarf.
Saving dead Avengers is gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Inky 3 that works
@@GoatPopsicle When you think about it, Killmonger is responsible for saving the universe. Without his actions, T'challa wouldn't have been motivated to share Wakanda's technology with the rest of the world. Tony uses that technology to build a gauntlet and suit able to harness the infinity stones. That being said... they have a gauntlet already from when they killed the present Thanos, unless it was already fried from the strain of destroying the stones.
The future generations are lucky because they can binge watch pitch meetings
Here's a thumbs up on your comment from 2 years in the future 👍
This is me. I am future generations and I thank you
I have not slept for 4 months as binge watching these is tight.
Every time i watch a new movie i look for the pitch meeting video about it . I'm currently watching the x men saga for the first time 🙂
Yeah
Mean Girls
How I Met Your Mother
Twilight (10th Anniversary)
X-Men The Last Stand
Glee
The Office (US)
You completely ruined the ending of the movie!!! WHY DIDN'T STORM AND ICEMAN SAVE THEM!!???
Because...magnets?
Iceman isn’t powerful enough yet since he was still a kid.
Because
When I first watched this movie I had the same thoughts about the end: Iceman was going to have his moment and freeze the water, perhaps aided by Storm.
I love Ryan's facial expressions in this video, like he was trying not to laugh even more than usual. Made my day :-)
"Magnets." That was also Jack O'Neill's explanation for a number of things on Stargate SG-1. LOL
Great frequency on those pitch meeting videos. You sir, are a machine!
These are amazing. Great lines and excellent editing. More!
“That hurt my feelings.”
“Fantastic.”
Hurting feelings is- fantastic!😊1:26
Gotta do The Last Stand next, so glad you guys are doing X-Men movies cause I started bingeing them the other day
"How was Mystique able to masquerade as Senator Kelly for months?"
"She's super evil, so it was barely an inconvenience."
"Fair enough."
I’ve seen so many of these and I just know realize how good the scripting is done between just one guy playing two guys. Neat!
Could you start doing Pitch meetings for games?
thats a good idea
I didn’t know I needed this until I heard it
@@ArcadeMarx Thanks
I would LOVE to see his take on God of War 😍😍😍
Last of us would be great
Each one of these is just so wholesome and positive, good stuff good stuff
I love your pitch meetings. Do some animations. Like Zootopia. Oh do Frozen.
I can't get enough of your pitch video's they are hilarious you are on point with everything. Even for movies I like you make me laugh. Hope to see some more really can't wait for Godzilla King of the Monsters one.
X-Men (2000), X2 (2003), Spider-Man (2002) and Spider-Man 2 (2004) are still my favorite Marvel movies
you must be old
@@unkownfigure850 they're much better than the modern films. I would add Blade to the list though
The classic era of marvel before the mcu era. Love both eras tho. We are eating good.
Stopping binging this channel and going to bed when I need to is super hard, very inconvenient.
*"WHOOPSIE"*
Thank you for making these videos my brother doesn't like the X-Men franchise because it gets boring for him 2 minutes in so I used these videos to help him understand this and make it more fun and funny so he can stay and tune in and he approves
Being the only human who enjoyed Origins is TIGHT.
I enjoy it immensly compared to the second Wolverine movie.
I really really don't know what am I gonna do with my life after finishings all the pitch meeting videos i am addicted to them
Boston PD don't Mess around 😁😁😀😁😁
Thank you for doing these! I love these videos. My favorite part of RUclips is when you upload a new one. How about doing Alien3/Alien: Resurrection since you tackled some of the Predator movies? Or maybe GoldenEye?
"F***ing magnets, how do they work?"
I'm so happy pitch meetings exist
This man pulled me from a very dark place.
“Ohhhh indirectly saving lives with comedic relief is TIGHT”
Lmao "I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool." 3:30
3:41 *
The Night Crawler opening scene is TIGHT
Hey man i'm using your videos to teach english to my friends here in france. It's amazing how many valuable expressions you use . And it's so funny make it easy to learn. Thanks !
Cheap Weddings are tight!
3:58 an ice barrier wouldn't save them. Without an anchor, the ice would be immediately moved by the flow of water.
I miss the "BECAUSE" lines...Please use them again
Dipanjan Ghosal AMEN!!
4:30 How did you get Stephen Colbert to write for Screen Rant?? I'm sure it was super easy to get him. Barely an inconvenience
Me: can we have pitch meeting of pitch meeting?
Pitch meeting: lol no
There is....hundredth episode or so
Dude I love all of these.
Please do one for Live free or Die Hard!
There is soooooo much material there.
I've been reading through the Silver Age, and I can confirm that magnets and transistors are Stan's answer to everything.
Haha transistors really?
You made me remember how EVERYTHING in super hero comics in the late 80s was solved by reversing the polarity of whatever the weekly McGuffin was
Your sense of humour and sarcasm is awesome are you English as sarcasm seems to be one of our greatest traits which most of the world population don't seem to understand or appreciate
Could you please do a pitch meeting for American Psycho??
This is easily the best one yet. Thanks for X-Men, Stan
Boston PD is TIGHT!
What I never understood was ifJean had the ability to start up the jet to escape, why didn’t she just do it in the first place instead of waiting till they were about to die?
Her accent is completely gone!
More like Scarlet Witch
Scarlet Witch losing her accent was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This might be one of my favourite pitch meetings. It's all magnets!
Marvel: We need a bunch of new characters that will outshine DC and be able to carry their own multi-million dollar franchises in the 21st century.
Stan Lee:
Super easy, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!
“That’s a good question” HAS to be a catch phrase more often
1:56 “whoops.... whoopsie”
"I'll just watch one Pitch Meeting while I'm having dinner."
Five hours later...
“They immediately shoot him in the goddamn face.”
☠️
3:40 I lost it
Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit prequel!! It’d be really Tight if Ryan could do Pitch Meeting’s for those movies. Maybe even, Super Easy? Barely an Inconvenience?
Well you got you’re wish
@@zahir1014 and it only took 3 years. Yay
I N C E P T I O N!!!!
Ryan, this should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Thanks!
Do last stand next!
0:39
I seriously thought he was gonna say "TIGHT" instead of "Super evil."
Judge: we have evidence that you have killed 5 men
Me: whoops
Judge: whoopsie
You guys should do one where you switch roles! Switch hing roles is tight!
Seriously, am I the only one in existence that actually liked X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
Yep you're the only one
Yep.. Ain't you a rare specimen?
i liked xmen origins wolverine
Yes...
I actually liked it
That one hurt my feelings.. Fantastic.
2:24 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."
- That one hurt by feelings.
- Fantastic!
😂😂😂
Director: "If Mystic is going home to the Senator's wife, how does she know how the Senator looks like without clothes; wouldn't the wife notice things being different like blemishes, birthmarks, or the size of his penis?"
Writer: *shrug* "I dunno, let's move on."
Director: "Okay then."
Love these, keep up the great work :)
"But the SR71 was so fast, it could literally outrun missiles "
........
"You forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for?"
"I forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for."
It could fly so fast and high that a missile launched from the ground couldn't climb to 80,000ft and intercept it before it was out of the envelope of the missile. It was also so fast that it was almost impossible to get a fighter in a location where it was able to fire a missile in an envelope where it could successfully overtake it, since it was usually much higher than the fighter and the speed made it take longer for the missile to catch it, so the envelope where a successful shot could be fired was extremely small. But there were plenty of missiles faster than the SR-71, most of them are. They need to catch it, not just match it. The MiG-25 was a serious threat, which is why they stopped using them. In any case that isn't an SR-71, it's a fantasy jet that they styled to look similar to the SR-71. That doesn't automatically mean it has identical capabilities. Since we don't know exactly what its top speed is and the movie shows F-16s easily keeping up with it, we have to assume that its top speed is Mach 1.8 or less, like the F-16. You're going to say the movie is wrong because it looks kind of like an SR-71 and so it must be a Mach 3 aircraft, because? An A-7 looks similar to an F-8 but one is subsonic, one is Mach 1.8.
That and the SR-71 can only do Mach 3 at very high altitude where the air is thin. It's obviously at quite low level here, it's below the damn clouds. I doubt an SR-71 can do much more than Mach 1 at lower levels, it's designed to work in a very narrow envelope, and the heat and turbulence would destroy it if they even tried to use full power before reaching cruise altitude. Even assuming that jet has the same capabilities as an AR-71, it can't use them while it's where F-16s can reach it. An F-16 fires missiles that can reach Mach 4 and track a target a hundred miles out, they can definitely shoot this guy down.
Still my #1 favorite X-Men movie
Black person getting pulled over: 1:35
The sarcasm in these videos are *pure gold*
"Then the cops show up and think Wolverine is holding knives."
"Oh do the taze him?"
"God no. Unfortunately they treat him like a black guy in America."
Sounds about right, cosidering they were a metaphor for the civil rights movement.
@@urbz6712 weren't they also a metaphor for "the gay"?
@@Dessarius homosexuality wasn't at the fore front in the 60's.
@@Dessarius Nah mate. Mr. Lee said he created Xavier and Magneto based off of Malcolm X and MLK.
@@urbz6712 but the comics kind of evolved towards that. Even and especially the Legacy Virus storyline.
Magnets are tight! That explanation was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Yo notification squad were you at XD
Cant wait to see the pitch script for X3
F***ing Magnets, How do they work? 🤷
This is my second favorite X-Men movie after DOFP (not counting spin-offs like Deadpool or Logan)
I'm a simple man. I sees Pitch Meeting, I give a like! keep it up Ryan!
You are the greatest thing on RUclips