X-Men: The Last Stand Pitch Meeting

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    The first X-Men movie and X2: X-Men United were smash hits at the box office that brought characters like Wolverine, Professor X, Magneto, Mystique, Storm and more into the mainstream. But when Bryan Singer stepped away for the third movie and left things in the hands of Brett Ratner-- things took a turn. X-Men The Last Stand is seen as one of the worst entries in the X-Men franchises and definitely had fans scratching their heads over some questionable decisions. Why did Cyclops die so unceremoniously? Why didn’t Wolverine try the cure on Jean? Why did so many characters either die or lose their powers? How come Magneto didn’t get arrested after destroying the Golden Gate Bridge? To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to X-Men: The Last Stand. It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @s.k.zuidema2873
    @s.k.zuidema2873 6 лет назад +2462

    "She kisses him and his skin goes pululululu."
    I'm weak AF
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JamieBarrington
    @JamieBarrington 5 лет назад +1823

    "Oh, I already miss Mystique."
    "SHE'S DONE." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AaronScales
    @AaronScales 6 лет назад +5151

    “And his clothes are going to disintegrate as he walks”
    - “PG13”
    “His shirt is gonna disintegrate as he walks but his pants are fine” 😂

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 6 лет назад +271

      They may not be in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but they sure know how to use Hulk Pants Logic.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 6 лет назад +122

      That was a hilarious line, I actually never noticed he still had his pants while being disintegrated

    • @PhantoMace2012
      @PhantoMace2012 6 лет назад +57

      “There ya go!”

    • @heyfindcake
      @heyfindcake 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @underdrow5572
      @underdrow5572 5 лет назад +19

      That line killed me.

  • @Stark7Ghost
    @Stark7Ghost 6 лет назад +890

    I wish I could tell my boss: "I don't know"
    And his reply: "Fair enough"

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 5 лет назад +10

      I've told my boss that and shrugged my shoulders lol

    • @b.lloydreese2030
      @b.lloydreese2030 5 лет назад +39

      Lol me too.
      Boss: why the f did you do X.
      Me: i don't know...I'm gonna ned you to get all the way up off my back about that.
      Boss: fair enough. Let me get up off.that thing

    • @Mr.Infumus
      @Mr.Infumus 4 года назад +5

      @@b.lloydreese2030 deadass 😆

    • @trealsteve
      @trealsteve 4 года назад +15

      @@b.lloydreese2030 “And you can hop right on in the unemployment line. Because, you’re fired.”
      Me: “Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.”

    • @theparodychannel7842
      @theparodychannel7842 4 года назад +4

      I wld luv to b quiet for a minute..."get off my back!"

  • @calebmccarthy7298
    @calebmccarthy7298 6 лет назад +2879

    Screwing up the third installment of a franchise is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @BokaLokaToka
      @BokaLokaToka 6 лет назад +29

      SW is the master right now.

    • @calebmccarthy7298
      @calebmccarthy7298 6 лет назад +3

      Thrax Definitely

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 6 лет назад +28

      We do not talk about Godfather Part III

    • @TheFlash-je3bl
      @TheFlash-je3bl 6 лет назад +32

      Spider-Man 3

    • @combatking0
      @combatking0 6 лет назад +56

      Terminator 3
      Robocop 3 (2 wasn't great either)
      Shrek the Third
      Batman Forever
      The Matrix Revolutions
      Alien 3
      Superman III
      Jurassic Park 3

  • @LibertyBridgeProductions
    @LibertyBridgeProductions 5 лет назад +837

    I’m a big boy and this is a serious movie 😂.
    Genuinely die every time he says that.

    • @tilmanvogel2387
      @tilmanvogel2387 4 года назад +40

      Genuinely dying multiple times is TIGHT!

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 4 года назад +6

      @@tilmanvogel2387 🤣🤣

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 3 года назад +9

      Zack Snyder's motto

    • @LibertyBridgeProductions
      @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 года назад +2

      @@tilmanvogel2387 feel honoured to have someone say that to me tbh 😂

    • @LibertyBridgeProductions
      @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 года назад +2

      @@alonsoarana5307 tbh yeh that’s true. He thinks to much like that sometimes. I love watchmen, I love how Snyder shoots things and I even like most of man of steel and his justice league. But yeh a lot of his failure is him thinking like that

  • @soulwarfare42
    @soulwarfare42 6 лет назад +3777

    Killing a bunch of characters is TIGHT!
    I am a big boi and this is a serious comment

    • @ironman8623
      @ironman8623 6 лет назад +13

      Soul Warfare42 favourite comment ever

    • @marthacortez9726
      @marthacortez9726 6 лет назад +4

      Lol 😂

    • @thefunny8034
      @thefunny8034 6 лет назад +3

      Why so serious?

    • @hazint2684
      @hazint2684 6 лет назад +17

      Soul Warfare42 big bois are tight

    • @ovcole
      @ovcole 6 лет назад +1

      @@j025hasseenalot6 no one asked btw

  • @davidjames-cameron617
    @davidjames-cameron617 6 лет назад +754

    Cyclops was done so dirty in the Xmen trilogy

    • @christianyaerger1751
      @christianyaerger1751 6 лет назад +44

      To be fair, Cyclops' actor was between films and only had a day or so to shoot on the set of Last Stand.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 6 лет назад +30

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure Cyclops is the most unanimously disliked character in Marvel(comics, cartoons, and movies).

    • @iampoch01
      @iampoch01 6 лет назад +52

      @@KingDugan only relatively recently. Marvel inexplicably turned him into an asshole late 2000's/2010's.

    • @lagster1018
      @lagster1018 5 лет назад +14

      So was nightcrawler juggernaut collosaus and banshee

    • @cooperlyle8781
      @cooperlyle8781 5 лет назад +28

      @@KingDugan not really. Yes actually like, the top 3 most important one in the comics. Waaay above wolverine. Just a notch above toby

  • @Htx.lunatic
    @Htx.lunatic 6 лет назад +277

    X2 when they were about to crash, X3 for alcatraz, First Class for the beach, DOFP the stadium. Magneto sure does only use his powers for dramatics/ transport.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 6 лет назад +28

      Dont forget the dramatics when he took all of the cops guns and pointed them at them in a standoff situation. VERY dramatic!

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 лет назад +10

      Magneto like many of the XMen characters is too OP for movies. A movie could start the opening scene with the team fighting Magneto & at the end of the movie they could still be stuck trying to use Plan #427 to get close to him after losing a majority of 1st,2nd,3rd & 4th string characters. If they don't surprise ambush him the first thing he's going to do is kill anyone who can fire projectiles he can't manipulate, so goodnight Scott.
      Jeez imagine him & Graviton teaming up.

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 5 лет назад +1

      Facts

    • @arno7163
      @arno7163 5 лет назад +7

      @@RtistiqSkubie oh wow imagine fighting 2 guys that have control over 2 fundamental forces in the universe
      Comics; Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад

      him and professor x are so ridiculously op that they have to make excuses for why they don't just end the fights in 2 secs.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад +206

    "Yeah, she kisses him and his skin goes BULULULULUL and he dies off-screen or something, I don't know".
    Right, I've commented. Now to clean all the sprayed Coke off my monitor screen...

  • @tanmayaagrawal7350
    @tanmayaagrawal7350 6 лет назад +2005

    These pitch meeting videos always make my day. Best series on YT.

    • @firetornado35
      @firetornado35 6 лет назад +9

      Tanmaya Agrawal I agree this and cinemasins

    • @Barnaclebeard
      @Barnaclebeard 6 лет назад +14

      He has his own channel where he does a similar but less constrained format, it's really good.

    • @Seallussus
      @Seallussus 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @santiagoferrari1973
      @santiagoferrari1973 6 лет назад

      IDK, It made me hate the movie even more.

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu 6 лет назад +1

      Suicide Squad Sales Pitch by Jenny Nicholson in 2016 was the first of these things I know of on You Tube. It went viral and got her noticed.

  • @n3v3rg01ngback
    @n3v3rg01ngback 6 лет назад +299

    They didn’t comment on how Magneto dropped a suspension bride onto the shore without anything connecting the support towers to the ground. It would crumble into the water the way he had it.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 года назад +26

      Magical Magnetic Magneto powers tho.

    • @katherineheasley6196
      @katherineheasley6196 3 года назад +46

      Ignoring the laws of physics is TIGHT!

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 3 года назад +34

      I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @valeriedauchy573
      @valeriedauchy573 3 года назад +27

      Sometimes you have to put aside your disbelief in sci-fi/fantasy movies, and accept certain unbelievable things. It is called a Suspension Bridge. ;)

    • @Danielo515
      @Danielo515 3 года назад +14

      Well, this is the thing about physics, I don't understand them

  • @harryheist
    @harryheist 6 лет назад +456

    I remember being mad af that Nightcrawler wasn’t in the movie

    • @bsman321
      @bsman321 6 лет назад +41

      he couldnt use his power anyway because you cant use powers around the boy...

    • @jasonedwards8352
      @jasonedwards8352 5 лет назад +32

      The actor didn't like that at least 8+ hours in the makeup chair amounted to basically a bit part.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 5 лет назад +39

      They could have least closed his story in the 2nd one with a scene of Nightcrawler telling Storm he has to go back to Germany. Boom. Plot hole fixed.

    • @user-mb9nm7bq5e
      @user-mb9nm7bq5e 5 лет назад +6

      @@jasonedwards8352 I know. I recently saw his gq interview and he mentions it

    • @barrettdecutler8979
      @barrettdecutler8979 5 лет назад +2

      That part triggered me all over again.

  • @TonyaBrewton
    @TonyaBrewton 5 лет назад +488

    Please do a pitch meeting for:
    - John Wick
    - Pirates of the Caribbean
    - Indiana Jones
    - Underworld
    - Resident Evil
    - Child’s Play (1987)
    - Alien
    - Aliens

    • @RobertLoyale
      @RobertLoyale 5 лет назад +8

      + Freddy vs Jason.

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 5 лет назад +5

      Facts all of this is a must

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 5 лет назад +1

      Tonya Brewton all of this

    • @shodaddydrunk
      @shodaddydrunk 5 лет назад +3

      You can't rant on John Wick tho, because that movie is tight

    • @gerardgaray828
      @gerardgaray828 4 года назад +2

      I’ve wanted a Child’s Play pitch meeting since I discovered this series

  • @AliensGuide
    @AliensGuide 6 лет назад +1305

    Love this show! If it's super-easy and barely an inconvenience, I'd like to pitch my screenplay for Wormuloid: A Life.

    • @robo3203
      @robo3203 6 лет назад +10

      Awesome!

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 6 лет назад +33

      "Coming this June.. He was a man. He did some stuff. Things happened, and he was never the same. Wormuloid: A Life.
      Rated E for Eyebrows.
      ... DAMN YOU KAREEEEEENNNN!"
      Damn... that trailer was so exciting, the way he lived.
      Also... Karen... amirite? She just doesn't understand Garyx at all... besides, I hear she wears eyebrow extensions in real life! The actress has some really nice big full ones though.

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 6 лет назад +5

      @Jim Bananoid I dunno.. the Garrix prequel seems pretty good! They got the same director I think.. I even heard there might be a scene... with chewing in it!
      I hope it doesn't get banned for showing such filth... but honestly, I think it's brave and he should go for it. So I'm totally down for the Garrix prequel.

    • @olandir
      @olandir 6 лет назад +3

      I'm confused, I thought this was part of Wisecrack. Is it its own channel now?

    • @bunnybeer
      @bunnybeer 6 лет назад +7

      Alien's Guide
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  • @renapeppers20
    @renapeppers20 5 лет назад +78

    "I'm a big boy and this is a serious movie" 😂😂😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 6 лет назад +501

    Underwater patience is TIGHT

  • @rhylin26
    @rhylin26 5 лет назад +130

    “But we’re gonna do it a little differently.”
    “Uh-oh!”

  • @happilyevanafter
    @happilyevanafter 6 лет назад +80

    "I already miss mistique"
    "SHES DONE"
    😂😂😂

  • @FamilieVideos86
    @FamilieVideos86 6 лет назад +184

    You should do a pitch meeting for pitch meetings:
    -So you have a youtube series for me.
    "Yeah, it'll be taking movies that have already been made and pretending we have gone back in time during the original pitch meeting."
    -That sounds great, pitch meetings are tight.
    "Yeah"
    -So who will be in the pitch meeting?
    "Oh that will be you. And you."
    -Wait, so I'll be talking to myself, kind of like I'm doing right now?
    "Yep."
    -Won't that be difficult to convince the audience it's two different people talking to each other?
    "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @Adaj.
      @Adaj. 6 лет назад +11

      -Fair enough.

    • @mikewarnke404
      @mikewarnke404 6 лет назад +4

      FamilieVideos86 “huh, i like that catch phrase”.

    • @luislima3476
      @luislima3476 6 лет назад +17

      - Won’t people notice that I’m talking to myself?
      - Probably.
      - Whoops!
      -Whoopsie!

    • @everythinghollywoodinindia7482
      @everythinghollywoodinindia7482 6 лет назад +24

      Your wish is true now

    • @gilesm5716
      @gilesm5716 3 месяца назад

      That was actually pretty accurate

  • @barryjeffrey7545
    @barryjeffrey7545 6 лет назад +299

    1:40 I am a big boy and this is a serious movie 😂😂😂

    • @rajatava3500
      @rajatava3500 6 лет назад +3

      Very serious movie...

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 лет назад +3

      It's been a long time since I've seen this movie and after watching this video I realize it is an awful movie.

    • @DeadpoolAli
      @DeadpoolAli 6 лет назад +3

      I hope that becomes a staple for pitch meetings...
      Big boi’s are TIGHT

    • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
      @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 6 лет назад

      Barry, you watch pitch meetings?

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 6 лет назад

      Yeahyeahyeah

  • @gee355Art
    @gee355Art 5 лет назад +21

    "We're gonna do it a bit differently,"
    "Uh-oh!"
    😂😂😂

  • @PeeZeeDooley
    @PeeZeeDooley 6 лет назад +916

    ”Hes skin goes plaralarala” - Screen Rant

  • @RedDragonForce2
    @RedDragonForce2 6 лет назад +178

    So, Magneto loses his powers. He gets them back.
    Professor X is exploded. He comes back to life.
    Rogue gives up her powers willing. She gets them back or alternate ending she never gave up her powers.
    Looks like retcons are Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 6 лет назад +2

      Those are not retcons.

    • @RedDragonForce2
      @RedDragonForce2 6 лет назад +3

      ----Joke---->
      -- your head -->

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 6 лет назад +9

      "Professor X is exploded. He comes back to life."
      This didn't happen. Charles Xavier blew up, and physically died. He transferred his consciousness to his brain-dead twin brother. That is the Charles Xavier we see in the post-creds of TLS and at the beginning of DoFP. Of course DoFP's whole plot was retconning the first 3 films.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 3 года назад +6

      @@RedDragonForce2 no he's right, they're not retcons. It's not that we didn't get your joke. Lol
      The funny part is, this kind of stuff happens constantly in the comics. It's actually pretty on brand to have zero consequences for writing decisions.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад

      @@OfLegendBorn he's still alive.

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML 6 лет назад +31

    That ending scene was always bitter sweet for me. I was happy Magneto got his powers back but I've always wondered how nobody notices freaking Magneto playing chess with himself in the park.

  • @aubreyyoung4610
    @aubreyyoung4610 6 лет назад +32

    0:31 I've watched the "and his skin goes bl-l-l-l-l-l" 20 times now and it's still just as funny as the first time.

  • @raizereaper4697
    @raizereaper4697 6 лет назад +194

    Can imagine your mortal engines one in my head!
    -So what have you got for me
    -A battle between cities
    -Awesome! I love war movies, war movies are tight
    -Yeah so first London is going to drive over too New York and start shooting at it
    -What?

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 лет назад +20

      -But isnt there a huge ocean in between them. Do the cities float in the ocean?
      - oh you're thinking about this too hard.
      -and wouldn't the cities need to stay next to oil fields to maintain a constant supply of fuel?
      -listen I'm going to need you to get way off my back on this world building stuff

    • @alecpowers8591
      @alecpowers8591 3 года назад +1

      My city can kick your city what a weird sentence

    • @intergalactic92
      @intergalactic92 3 года назад

      I didn’t know that London was attacking New York at the start of that film.

  • @FitiMilele
    @FitiMilele 4 года назад +32

    Whenever the day gets down I just recall how when Cyclops was kissed by Jean, his skin went PLULULLULU. I giggle to myself like a little teenage girl talking to the high school football captain and the day is awesome again. Thank you Ryan.

  • @chdz92
    @chdz92 6 лет назад +156

    Only subscribed just for the pitch meetings

  • @theMad_Artist
    @theMad_Artist 6 лет назад +8

    0:53 "yeyeyeah" is an underrated line in this series lol

  • @justino.maduka77
    @justino.maduka77 6 лет назад +256

    I'm a big boy and this is a serious movie

    • @Jason-El
      @Jason-El 3 года назад +5

      Zack Snyder in a nutshell lol

  • @wkatc007
    @wkatc007 6 лет назад +19

    I lost it at "She's Done!" 😂😂😂

  • @MrMcBlamEntertainment
    @MrMcBlamEntertainment 6 лет назад +889

    I know most fans generally hate X-Men origins, but I genuinely HATE this movie. To this day I still have a chip on my shoulder about it.

    • @BokaLokaToka
      @BokaLokaToka 6 лет назад +102

      My personal hatred is that Juggernaut is not a mutant. He can not lose his powers like they showed.

    • @wickedtribeART
      @wickedtribeART 6 лет назад +18

      liev schreiber FTW am i right?

    • @MrMcBlamEntertainment
      @MrMcBlamEntertainment 6 лет назад +9

      @Meek Peace LOL

    • @korautoti60
      @korautoti60 6 лет назад +21

      Both movies are terrible

    • @michaelpaquin2431
      @michaelpaquin2431 6 лет назад +7

      the ending of the logan movie sucked iwas toosad

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 5 лет назад +27

    I don't know much about bridges, but I imagine it should collapse after Magneto ripped it off the large supports. It's just hovering over the water.

    • @wppb50
      @wppb50 5 лет назад +7

      MAGNETS

    • @AV57
      @AV57 3 года назад +1

      Maybe we’re supposed to pretend he moved a bunch of metal supports underwater.

  • @SkyAlbaharu
    @SkyAlbaharu 6 лет назад +6

    What I really love about the pitch meetings is that you can feel the dude critiques the movies from a place of love. He makes comments like mystique being interesting or talks about the missing potential of the movies. Like I never feel is a destructive critic! I really like them

  • @jacksy3693
    @jacksy3693 4 года назад +21

    I hope "Im a big boy, and this is a serious movie" becomes a catchphrase

  • @JG-wx2xs
    @JG-wx2xs 4 года назад +10

    Love these screen rant videos. Can't stop watching them back to back. I've only just found them so got loads to get through
    "wow wow wow"

  • @briaryos1
    @briaryos1 4 года назад +8

    Apparently, Magneto's lawyer had superpowers as well. The fact Magneto got off scot-free is more impressive than lifting a bridge.

  • @shadowfoxhd6798
    @shadowfoxhd6798 6 лет назад +84

    Killing main characters is super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @Planetnish
    @Planetnish 5 лет назад +16

    These are brilliant! Well done! Every screenwriter and aspiring filmmaker needs to watch these!!

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie Год назад

      a few holes in this pitch meeting as well. How could nightcrawler save cureboy when being around cureboy would make him lose his powers

  • @JonathanRossRogers
    @JonathanRossRogers 4 года назад +11

    4:16 Maybe Wolverine has adamantium pants.

  • @TheDrumstickNinja
    @TheDrumstickNinja 5 лет назад +6

    "Oh, I already miss mystique"
    "She's Done!"
    XD

  • @TELLViSiON
    @TELLViSiON 4 года назад +7

    “I’ m a big boy and this is a serious movie YEAH YEAH YEAH!” 😂🤣😂

  • @muchajay1256
    @muchajay1256 6 лет назад +37

    "I'm a big boy and this is a serious movie"

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 6 лет назад +41

    Destroying the Golden Gate Bridge and facing no consequences is tight!

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 года назад +2

    "I'm a big boy!" I keep thinking of that diaper commercial. 🤣

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 6 лет назад +38

    Please do the Back to the Future movies. 🙏 🙏 🙏

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 6 лет назад +1

      Abduljaleel Asani sounds like too much of an inconvenience

    • @mujariwa3696
      @mujariwa3696 6 лет назад +1

      @@llarmstrong783 No actually, it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience.

  • @b157s5
    @b157s5 4 года назад +5

    2:06 A GPS tracking device lollll😂😂

  • @caitiejane938
    @caitiejane938 6 лет назад +113

    Do the Taken film series next!

  • @TheExeption
    @TheExeption 3 года назад +15

    His skin goes "blelululu" is beyond accurate

  • @luizfelipevbf5567
    @luizfelipevbf5567 6 лет назад +63

    Great job as always!
    Do "Days of a Future Past"

  • @efinch1
    @efinch1 5 лет назад

    Even the ad at the end cracks me up. Nice work, Screen Writer Guy and Studio Executive Guy! You must look so much alike because you're brothers with the same last name!

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 6 лет назад +5

    finally we got their real names i'm so glad. Studio Exe Guy & Screenwriter Guy both of you good work

  • @The_Lord_Of_Confusion
    @The_Lord_Of_Confusion 6 лет назад +5

    my god xD
    "magneto uses his powers for dramatic transportation"
    this is gold!! xD

  • @colonialrogue1997
    @colonialrogue1997 6 лет назад +72

    Never clicked on a notification so fast.

    • @stelena1406
      @stelena1406 6 лет назад

      Word

    • @marthacortez9726
      @marthacortez9726 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 6 лет назад

      At the end of every video Ryan says that people should click the subscribe button. That’s really unnecessary because the moment you see one of these things you want to see all of them.

  • @SeemsLikeSomething
    @SeemsLikeSomething 5 лет назад +7

    “She’s done!” *big smile* Lol!!

  • @NikkiMKarLen
    @NikkiMKarLen 6 лет назад +17

    4:39 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @luke8979
    @luke8979 6 лет назад +2

    1: I was wondering why Nightcrawler wasn't in the third film
    2: It would've been funny if you had said something like this at the part where Jean was about to die
    Executive: Why not have Rogue steal Wolverines powers and then steal Jeans powers so then she saves the day and the two story lines meet
    Screenwriter: Because
    Executive: Fair Enough

  • @brunsvikk2714
    @brunsvikk2714 6 лет назад +31

    Underwater patience is TIGHT!

  • @LeftRightSquare
    @LeftRightSquare 4 года назад +1

    “I’m a big boy. This is a serious movie.” x4 and still funny LMFAO

  • @welcometothemetaverse2523
    @welcometothemetaverse2523 6 лет назад +25

    "His clothes are going to disintegrate..."
    "PG-13."
    "His shirt is going to disintegrate but his pants are fine."

  • @ekimool9713
    @ekimool9713 6 лет назад

    I have to say this is one of the very best Pitch Meetings ever made (rivalling The Last Jedi)
    Love the outro especially and all those not-so-subtle nods to your catchphrases and love how they got rid of that awful ‘Buuub-bye’ at the end; you can hear from the way Ryan says it that he hated doing that lol (it bugs me a little how few people mentioned about the outro in the comments, I thought it was a nice touch)

  • @froggybug
    @froggybug 5 лет назад +8

    “I don’t know”
    “Fair enough” or “well ok then”

    • @LuckyKtulu
      @LuckyKtulu 5 лет назад

      Which to choose?
      I don't know.

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 6 лет назад

    Awesome. I've known about Screen Rant for a long time, but this is the first I've heard of the Pitch meetings. I can't believe it's been over a year. The heck is wrong with RUclips?? This is the stuff I want to see!
    Btw, Garyx's intern sent me here.
    (to be fair, it's entirely possible RUclips did recommend this to me, but I missed it or ignored it and RUclips was like... 'ok whatever then. noted.')

  • @johnlopez4089
    @johnlopez4089 6 лет назад +4

    This is one of your best!! I couldn’t stop laughing! Your creating so many tag lines that I use but I did miss oppsie in this one. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saulbadman5705
    @saulbadman5705 6 лет назад +4

    The levels of creativity on this series are insane! Ryan seriously needs to pursue a career in acting this is hilarious.

  • @sagebauland4276
    @sagebauland4276 6 лет назад +56

    Anyone notice how long her hair grew while she was just doing lake patience?

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 6 лет назад +6

      Lake Patience. That sounds like the title of a thriller movie. Can't think of a good tag line, though.

    • @sagebauland4276
      @sagebauland4276 6 лет назад +10

      Lake patience- release your inner Phoenix

    • @jackfrost7070
      @jackfrost7070 6 лет назад +2

      Which hair? I mean mutants have pubic hair as well.... right?

    • @delilahstrange175
      @delilahstrange175 6 лет назад +5

      Or how terrible the wig was...

    • @MinnieandMickeyandSnips
      @MinnieandMickeyandSnips 5 лет назад

      John Mulaney already did 😂

  • @Luis29292
    @Luis29292 5 лет назад +7

    -Oh, I already miss Mystique
    - *She’s done*

  • @KroVey
    @KroVey 6 лет назад +12

    Screen Rant, getting Ryan to do this series for you was the absolute bestest choice you could ever make in the history of the multiverse.

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +2

    "With great power comes dramatic transportation... And NOTHING else!"- Uncle Ben, probably

  • @kinjalk6094
    @kinjalk6094 5 лет назад +9

    The way you say "yeah yeah yeah" lmaooo dude 😂😂😂😂

  • @steveramsdell7526
    @steveramsdell7526 6 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the “aliens guide” tip... I can watch those waiting for your next pitch!

  • @Pentaholic88
    @Pentaholic88 5 лет назад +3

    “I’m a big boy” is my new favorite quote

  • @robinbank5
    @robinbank5 3 года назад +1

    "Oh, underwater patience is tight." 😆🤣

  • @wesgarner7831
    @wesgarner7831 6 лет назад +69

    Im a big boy and this is a serious movie

  • @moofmusic8758
    @moofmusic8758 3 года назад

    “One is a little porcupine that you shouldn’t give hugs to”.... Freakin’ HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🙌😁👍

  • @christopherdowns7629
    @christopherdowns7629 5 лет назад +6

    Need to cover the alien universe especially alien 4, AVP, and AVP Requiem please.

  • @dusanlukovic6368
    @dusanlukovic6368 2 года назад

    Finding a pitch meeting episode you missed is super amazing and very much not an inconvenience.

  • @harryheist
    @harryheist 6 лет назад +3

    “Yeah I’m a big boy and this is a serious movie”

  • @MNewsTime
    @MNewsTime 3 года назад +1

    I just binged 105 of these screen rants.
    Barely an inconvenience;)

  • @rosecity_chris
    @rosecity_chris 6 лет назад +3

    "I'm a big boy"- direct quote from simon kinberg and brett Ratner

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 5 лет назад +2

    “He’s just dead and nobody cares and I’m a big boy.” I’m dying.🤣

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +3

    I'm a huge fan of Nightcrawler, but ultimately I'm glad he wasn't in this mess.
    Also, he could not have saved Leech, because his power would not work around him.

  • @kwabenadarko6782
    @kwabenadarko6782 6 лет назад +13

    I already miss mystique
    She's done

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic92 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: there is a deleted scene where Magneto asks Jean to attack the soldiers, but she basically tells him to piss off.

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 6 лет назад +3

    "It seems like it's gonna be tough to make sequels after this."
    "Actually super easy barely an inconvenience"
    "Oh really?"
    "Two words.....TIME TRAVEL"

  • @cityman2312
    @cityman2312 6 лет назад +1

    1:06 That was exactly my reaction too - "Uh Oh!"

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 6 лет назад +4

    Next pitch - Love Actually. Creepiness disguised as romance is tight.

  • @TeacherPaulReacts
    @TeacherPaulReacts 5 лет назад +2

    Why should I comment?
    - I don't know!
    - fair enough.

  • @ChaseNCSU
    @ChaseNCSU 4 года назад +7

    "I'm a big boy and this is a serious movie."

  • @randomdude189
    @randomdude189 3 года назад +1

    Little did they know this dark Phoenix cinematic story line would be superior to the newer one 😂

    • @anki-11.11
      @anki-11.11 5 месяцев назад

      This one is masterpiece compare to that

  • @AndrewFried19
    @AndrewFried19 6 лет назад +24

    Broooooooo do space jam

  • @emmanapostol5553
    @emmanapostol5553 4 года назад

    0:33 I'd like to make the sound he made about cyclop's face into a ringtone.

  • @jakefoxx7978
    @jakefoxx7978 6 лет назад +5

    "Are we going to destroy the Golden Gate Bridge? "
    "Aw, you bet! Everyone hates that bridge. "
    "Assuming everyone hates a popular bridge and then constantly destroying that bridge in movies is tight!"
    "And we never show it being fixed. "
    "Whoops."
    "Whoopsie."

  • @Ignae
    @Ignae 5 лет назад +2

    This movie has one thing going for it. The very last scene where magneto moves the chess piece and credits roll is epic. Convinient the pieces were made of metal.

  • @anthonyvillanueva5226
    @anthonyvillanueva5226 6 лет назад +3

    Curing Jean would've converged the two different plotlines and I have no idea why they didn't do that.

  • @NewJerseyNets11
    @NewJerseyNets11 4 года назад +1

    “After all your big boy stuff” lmfaoooo💀💀💀

  • @rsw0103
    @rsw0103 5 лет назад +3

    Well to be fair nightcrawler wouldn't be able to teleport them away if he popped up next to the boy.

  • @Victor-vx2hl
    @Victor-vx2hl 3 года назад +1

    “She’s DONE!”
    “Yeah, ya said that” 😭😭😭

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 5 лет назад +7

    And 2019 Dark Phoenix is 10x Worse.
    And to accomplish that..."it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."