Everything Wrong With X-Men: The Last Stand In 9 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Oops. We did it again. Another surprise sins video, today capping off the original X-Men trilogy with X-Men: The Last Stand. That's three in one week, for those keeping score at home. So all of you who say we need to do more sins videos instead of our other series... you guys can chill the hell out now... at least for a week.
No video tomorrow, Conversations should return next week.
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Tuesday: Yup, another sins video
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Jean destroys everything... except Logans denim pants for some reason :/
Didn't want to distract herself, I guess?
leather*
Why did they jab all of the cure into Magneto? If they saved one cure needle logan could have stabbed it into jean and she wouldn't need to die!
Five sins for that :P
bro fuck logical solutions
But the scene at the end with Erik playing chess against himself was pretty damn sad.
Erik W. S. Even sadder considering that he used to play chess with Charles.
Yes you can.
Extra sad, considering how those chess pieces weren't even metal
Bill Brennan They were or else they wouldn’t have been moved by Magneto’s powers coming back.
Bill brennan many chess pieces have magnets in the base for when you play on metal surfaces. Mine are wooden with magnets.
You forgot a sin, the fact that Colossus doesn't have his Russian accent
Colossus can switch between flesh and metal, his power is to turn in metal. Flesh colossus is 6 ft. Deadpool Colossus is too big for comic colossus
+C Fergi not everythin is based around the deadpool movie my Friend, that movie changed certain things from the comics too
I didn't mention deadpool at all, I was talking about the xmen movies which I've seen like 10 times each
+C Fergi yea but you thought that colossus was a big guy in metal form all the time, which he never was in anything but deadpool, so you can tell where you're gettin your info from
***** that's my point he's different depending on what he's in
Those rubber lips from the old Batman and Robin movies that are really come in handy for Rogue
Ryan Simmons Rogue wants it raw
I wonder if Rogue actually thought about something like that, but even then it wouldn't be legit as she'd still be unable to do other things any every other person is capable of.
@Elvick if the problem presides with skin to skin contact uhh condoms? Uhh double up with female condoms..
And as mentioned above there are ways around that here just wear cloths? Sure may not be as smexy as nude but least ya still get some
Not usable. Comic Book Commandments #3: Things invented in one comic book universe cannot be used in another.
Unless she likes Frenching. I bet she gives killer BJs though.
You mention Wolverine being thrown by Colossus in the Danger Room, but you didn't that he actually manages to light a cigar off of a simulated burning building. Like WTF
Everything in the 'Danger Room' is real. Charles got the tech from the alien lady he was banging, if I remember correctly. It's like the holodeck on Star Trek with the safety turned off.
Ahhhhh.
@@NarwahlGaming "Charles got the tech from the alien lady he was banging" uhh *what*
@@annushkanoor4328 the alien lady with the black head point thing (helmet?)
I want to say she was from Skalar... 🤔
It's been a long time.
@@NarwahlGaming Lilandra
wow, you didnt even touch on the scene where Mystique was "cured" and for some reason she had makeup on after being transformed to a human form
This movie's biggest sin is one you didn't list...They used the cure on Magneto, but had to kill Jean? Surely there were some darts laying around somewhere they could use on her so she didn't have to die.
kratoscallofduty Biggest sin: try to adapt something as complex as the Phoenix Saga into a side story
kratoscallofduty Blame the comic books on that one. One of the few times the movie follows the books, we get a stupid decision. From another point though, Jean Gray would be left with too much guilt, killing her significant other, her respected teacher, and hell nameless army soldiers and other nameless mutants.
kratoscallofduty Blame the comic books on that one. One of the few times the movie follows the books, we get a stupid decision. From another point though, Jean Gray would be left with too much guilt, killing her significant other, her respected teacher, and hell nameless army soldiers and other nameless mutants.
Potter TheAvenger I agree. They could have actually taken all three X-Men films to develop The Phoenix Saga effectively. Guardians of the Galaxy showed what X-Men could have been. Imagine if the Hell FIre Club and the Shi'ar had been featured. We would have gotten much stronger character development out of all the characters.+ There are so many things that could have branched off from other Marvel Universe's incorporated had they done so.
Nah Phoenix would've flicked those darts right back at them and then vaporized them. Maggs couldn't because they were made of plastic. Apparently she can't atomize adamantium though??
that Storm burn though
i feel like i should be defensive since shes my fav, but all i did was giggle
Storm is my fav, but not in this universe
Storm is probably a class 4 mutant like magneto and pyro. But she's so damn useless at using her powers, even though she's a teacher. I mean it's just mind blowing to wonder why Storm wouldn't just strike magneto with lightning.
InvictuZ Apparently since electricity and magnetism are related he's immune to it or something.
Storm in this universe does suck tho, she just can't do anything.
Storm is EASILY an Omega level mutant and without a doubt one of the most potentially powerful beings in the entire marvel universe. Her powers are so broad and have no limits. Look at a guy like the ice man, he’s considered omega level and his powers are strictly based on cold powers. Well cold powers are just a small fraction of what storm can do. Cold, heat, wind, rain, lighting, acid, and on and on it goes. Her powers are based around energy and atmospheric manipulation so she really has no limits. In the comics she’s over powered other elemental hero’s with their own elements. She’s opened dimensional rifts in the universe. She’s carried the X jet for miles with her powers while flying along side it. She even beat the living shit out of Wonder Woman in the cross over comic, and WW is basically a goddess. Storm is no joke.
@@crazytrain111 yeah but she sucks in the movies
Why does every Xmen movie just say "Fuck the leader of the Xmen, we'll make Katniss and Wolverine the stars instead of Cyclops"
yeah I don't like them being leaders of the X-Men. Mystique is far better as a villain, and Wolverine seems much more like a solo hero (which he is) than as a group leader
Yeah Cyclops is my favorite character, he is the leader of the X men, he should be the star!!
First movie cyclops was alright but after wolverines popularity he got shoved in the second one and a contract dispute in the last one.And mystique was not the leader in apocalypse,all she did was tell them not to be afraid of there powers and is training them,Beast was more of a leader in that movie
Totally agree. Pharoah yeah Mystique is a classic villain and Wolverine is too feral to be an inspiring leader and when they try to make him too soft I lose my interest in the character. Cyclops was always the anchor in the 90's cartoon and without him at the helm the movies feel lost. And they totally misused Storm. She's so awesome in the cartoon and they just turned her into the miss rainy day snooze fest and Halle Berry's really really but she doesn't have strong presence to command a role like Storm.
Ummm Katniss is in X Men First Class onwards, not this piece of shit. If Jennifer Lawrence had been in this pile of crap it would have been more interesting.
7:12 Jeremy foresees the exact plan of Ultron in Avengers: Age Of Ultron
OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DYING!!!!!
And in X-Men Days of Future Past when Magneto drops the stadium around the White House.
Ding!
RDKRL tbf it could've been ultrons plan in any number of his comic book appearances, just saying 'ultron's plan' is less clear
That movie wasn't our at the time of this video
Also, Magneto watches the Phoenix kill Xavier, his lifelong friend, right in front of him, and he's like "Okay, no biggie." But, when the Phoenix starts killing a bunch of no-name extras in front of him on Alcatraz Island, Magneto says "What have I done?!" and runs away scared. Shouldn't these reactions been flipped around? Or better yet, shouldn't they have moved the Alcatraz Island battle to the middle of the movie, and saved the fight scene at Jean Grey's house at the end of the movie, so when Xavier dies, it could actually carry the intended dramatic weight?
I get what you mean but if I recall correctly, Xavier was the one trying to stop Magneto using Jean Grey/Phoenix as a "weapon" in his war against the humans. He probably thought Xavier's death was an unfortunate casualty, and for the greater good ultimately in realising his dream of mutants taking over the world. With his old friend no longer around to oppose him and Jean on his side, there was no longer a signicant mutant threat against him. It is only near the end of the film that Jean completely "loses it" and starts destroying everyone and everything indiscriminately that Magneto realises that his rapid nurturing of Jean to use her full powers/potential sends her over the edge to virtually end the world as they know it and any vision he wanted in the future as well. Hence the "What have I done?!" exclamation moment - coming to terms with that he's to blame for dooming them all (mutants and humans) to the wrath of the Phoenix.
@@NuHorizons2see yall both smart ashit
Fun fact: Juggernaut didn't have mutant powers so should still have been able to run through the walls
He was a MUTANT here
And this is why this fact deserves 25 bonus sins.
@@szekesfehervar2230 he has mystical powers. Mutants have genetic....wait for it....mutations.
Crimson Gem of Cyttorak.
@@JBoyle-jr9wb the comics are irrelevant. In movies producers can do some minor adjustements for irrelevant characters
Aren't they still homo sapiens even if they some sort of mutation?
Rusty Ray technically if they can breed with humans, which they can, they are the same species.
kieran10202 Not necessarily, horses and donkeys can breed with each other, but they're not the same species.
the offspring is sterile though, so the breeding is not "successful" and they aren't considered a species, as they can't descend any further. With mutants this isn't the case, they're within the human species.
In x men they always seem to consider them the next species. Evolved past homo sapiens. There was a name that professor x gave them in first class and days of future past.
kieran10202 There's about 30 different definitions of a species and not all of them involve being able to breed together. Probably one of the most comprehensive one is the cohesion species concept which is where a species is the most inclusive group of organisms having the potential for genetic of demographic exchangeability. So under this, there can be gene flow between species but some genetic loci have to remain distinct. This allows things like Neanderthals and Homo sapiens to be separate species, even though modern Europeans and Asians are the descendants of human/Neanderthal hybrids.
angel had virtually no reason to be in this movie
To show his abs when he changes his mind about being shot with the cure, why else?
To support the gays.....
@@GrownManPat he’s gay? Never knew that
@@HummusSpicey LOL his whole moment in the movie was a metaphor for coming out the closet.
@@GrownManPat was it how?
"NEEEEEEEEEERD!" That made my day
+Elijah Maximoff LMFAO!!!! Mine too!!!!
I laughed out loud at that!!
+Elijah Maximoff i was f****** drinking water ....
😂😂😂
Elijah R. Me to
say to no the cure
redrubix as soon as you say no to that haircut. quit trying to be David Copperfield... 😒
Sean Wilson that's obviously not him.
redrubix
No. Say yes to it.
Except, if you are Rogue.
If you are Rogue, you need the cure.
Yes no the cure
This movie was so shitty that they made an entire new movie to prevent all the events in it from ever occuring.
Yeah and to fix it they made a movie that is even worst
WeakPuppet DOFP wasn't bad.
PeaceTortle I wouldn't say it was good either.
Mr. Paku Paku True lol
WeakPuppet Um...no? I get that this is your opinion and all, but an opinion like that is just stupid. Extremely stupid.
Missed one:
Bobby Drake: You don't seem fine; you seem like you're avoiding me. I mean, something's wrong.
Rogue: What's wrong is I can't touch my boyfriend without killing him. Other than that, I'm wonderful.
Bobby Drake: Hey, I don't think that's fair. Have I ever put any pressure on you?
Rogue: You're a guy, Bobby. Your mind's only on one thing.
Cinema Sins: That's racist. *ding*
NO THAT'S SEXIST I DON'T CARE THAT I DIDN'T GET THE JOKE!!1!
I'll save the morons the keystrokes. You're welcome. Or in the case of said morons, your.
Remlap1223 He says "That's racist" for any case of discrimination even if it's gender. :) It's you're. You're right the first time
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Rogue's a hypocrite in that scene. She yells at Bobby for thinking about that "one thing' but clearly, her mind is on that "one thing" too and she wants it more badly than he does.
More sins I found while watching it:
At the end, against Phoenix, the "Cure" kid runs away from her, then Wolverine says "I'm the only one who can stop her." Um, why not send the kid in to give her a hug. Can her TK even effect him? And why can't Storm just drop her with a bolt of lightning? She seems to have had trouble with vaporizing metal, so could Colossus take her out? Could she effect Kitty while phased?
Where did all of the "Cured" mutants and all of the ones the X-men/soldier team-up neutralized go before Magneto and Pyro started throwing flaming cars? Did magneto just murder his own troops?
Where's Sabertooth in this movie?
Also, why did Magneto go free at the end of the movie? He is at least guilty of destruction of property, terrorism, and maybe even murder (deaths on the bridge), and facilitated a jailbreak, as well as got Mystique to break into Worthington labs before the movie begins. Does the law consider him a different person now that a single gene in his DNA was turned off? If so, he somehow managed to afford one hell of a lawyer.
Also, Magneto has the only set of metal chess pieces in the park. Must have brought his own so that he could play against no one. He's also the only one without a partner, and there are several people watching others play.
Well done for picking all the mistakes he missed!
You are very observant. When I watch I just watch like an idiot. First I thought this movie was ok, but now I realize how stupid the plot is.
kaputasri all movies have fails... thats not new.. so if a movie has fails is a bad one, all movies are bad ones?
1. Phoenix's power as seen in the movie, is capable of doing almost anything anybody could imagine. The "curing kid" couldn't hug her/cure her, because he would have bee obliterated before he could. Phoenix could also freeze Storm's lightning bolt in time, or possibly manipulate it to kill Storm herself.
She has problems manipulating metal? Did you NOT see her completely destroy the X-Jet? As for Kitty Pryde, her power is to manipulate her body's molocules to go through solid objects, not avoiding TK.
2. Maybe they ran off, or were dragged out of the battle zone by the soldiers/other mutants?
3. Sabertooth got slammed into a boat from over 100 feet in the sky. He either died in the process, or left Magneto after the battle in X1. No reason for him to stick around if this is the case.
4. Magneto was hunted down for his destructive abilities. Without his powers, he's revealed to be a powerless, tough old man. He looks like he's near old age anyway, so why bother locking him up?
5. Magneto was used to metal manipulating his whole life, makes sense that he brought metal pieces. Magneto probably WANTED to play with himself, and brushed off anybody who wanted to join him. He HAD just lost his amazing powers after all. Depression is horrible.
TheKILGOR24251
1) Everything she does is an extension of her TK. She'd have to put up a TK forcefield or fly out of the way to not get hit. She only attacks things she considers a threat, (which is why she didn't fight in the last battle until attacked) and I doubt she knows the kid's a threat. As for the metal, she didn't destroy cars, pipes, Magneto and Juggernauts gear, or even the professor's metal wheelchair at her parent's house.
2) Movie didn't show it, so it counts as a sin.
3) Doubt it would kill him considering he literally died in XMO:W and came back.
4) He's still a mass murdering terrorist. Or would the army in this universe let Bin Laden go if he quit and started a bakery or something?
5) I'll buy the depression. He had grown so dependent on his powers that it'd be like one of us losing our sight.
Wasn't expecting the "Nerd" line, caught me by surprise lol
One thing that always got me about this series is how Cyclops was portrayed. We pretty much always see Cyclops from Wolverines POV rather then his own so he always ends up looking like a whining, nagging brat. I mean, do we forget the fact that Wolverine is practically drooling over his girlfriend? If you ask me, Cyclops is much better then Wolverine. He just wasn't written well in this trilogy.
shane55pwnt I love Wolverine but I completely agree. I presume Jean wouldn't be dating a complete dickwad, that's the reason she gives for not dumping Cyclops and being with Wolverine in the first place.
Yh, he's always been my favourite out of the X men, but in the movies he's shown of as a jackass who's over protective of his girl. His origin is cool
and so's his powers, they aren't really giving cyclops the justice he deserves.
shane55pwnt Fun fact, Wolverine is 4 foot 3 inch and was an experiment that turned a wolverine into a man like wolverine who never wanted Jean.
FichDichInDemArsch So.....Wolverine's healing factor?
FichDichInDemArsch That would take a considerable amount of power by Cyclops, I don't think it would be that easy for him to hit Wolverine with that kind of power.
Give Storm something to do? She's easily one of the most dangerous team members on X-Men. She can call class 5 hurricanes, blizzards with giant shards of ice and her most deadly ability is the electric storm where she can call never ending lightning strikes on her enemies. Fuck this movie.
Slevin Reviews A lot of the power usage was so cringy in this trilogy.
Storm was the best example. Always some stupid catch phrase or something before she would do something, and would do it so late as if she was waiting for the moment to say some stupid shit before doing anything.
Ugh.
Umbraeku That line about "toad in a lightning storm" was easily the most cringe worthy line ever.
+Slevin Reviews I thought it was hilarious haha
+Slevin Reviews in the comics and other adaptions that's entirely true, but in the movies she's consistently underused because conjuring storms isn't as exciting/cool/??? as fistfights or whatever.
Partariothegoth Yup, they use her incredible abilities to clear up fog. Even though their jet would have cleared that out. That would be like having Iceman and only using him to make your drinks cold.... oh wait.
You did not sin two major bullshits! Magneto threw all those cars but the bridge is still full of them at the end *ding*
They had to kill Jean because there totaly were no cure darts left around anywhere *ding*
+CZProtton Jean was atomizing everything that came close to her. Those darts would have been disintegrated long before they got to her.
Xylarxcode Well then, if Wolverine got there and survived it, that means two things: either it was bullshit *ding* or the dart could get there.
CZProtton
Wolverine got there because his healing factor compensated for Jean's ability to rip him apart. He was healing faster then she was harming him. It may also be possible that Jean was subconciously holding back against him because of her feelings for him. Whatever the case, Wolverine's outfit got shredded to nothingness (save for his pants) so anything else he would have had on him would have gotten destroyed too.
exactly those darts would of turned into crisp... plus the only reason wolverines pants stayed on was because he didn't wanna be nude lol.... it wouldn't of been cool if he got nude making more sense
+Polaris Targaryen if i recall correctly, he was nude during filming and the pants were cgid on him.. must be the movie s rating.. im not entirely sure though
1:46
Girl: But, Einstein Said...
Homer: NEEEEEEEEERRD!! 😅
Man Jeremy really hates former Fox Marvel films, he said the same thing about Reed Richards in FF RoSS.
I love movies but bringing out faults in movies is part of the fun and only people who are passionate about films find their flaws....keep it up Cinema Sins...X-men Fast Class...can't wait for that one
As much as I want to point out your misspelling of "First", I'm just curious what kind of movie "X-Men Fast Class" would be. I'm guessing it would be about Quicksilver going to a community college or something
It is about the first time the X-men come together in the 60s. Really great movie.
irresponsible_daddy "whoosh"
Fast class?
How does the Golden Gate Bridge not collapse? Even if magneto was still holding it up, it should have fallen when he lost his power.
Magneto merely dropped the bridge onto Alcatraz.. He wasn't holding it up the entire duration of the last battle.
+Typhonua then let me ask: why didn't it just fall into the ocean?
+TheoneandonlyCrowMan Alcatraz is in the bay. Not at the ocean side. It is shallow water. I guess bridge was just placed "correctly" lol
+TheoneandonlyCrowMan watch the movie dickwad. Its connected to land
+King Ghidorah yes all the supports under it had been severed, it should have still collapsed at the center, sure it's a suspension bridge, but that doesn't matter now that the bridge really isn't actually connected to anywhere, it's just resting.
wouldn't that tv colossus holds in that scene fall or break in his grip, given the position it's being held?
+jp mesquita His grip must be of 20 fucking crocodile jaws, remember his super strength?
+Alberto Hinojosa but wouldnt it then break the tv?
SolarsEdge Maybe, yet, he can decide how much force to use, just like normal people, just the right amount of force to not break it and enough so it doesn't slip.
+jp mesquita yep..
Alberto Hinojosa
but he's applying that much force on a small amount of the surface of that tv. wouldn't it damage that area?
Beast shows he is remarkably genre savvy by saying "I'm Listening" which is Frasier's catchphrase.
Xavier walks at the beginning but in first class he was shot. Meaning he got paralyzed way before he reached the '20 years ago' age.
well apparently there is a way for Charles to walk if he wants which he will be using in the next movie..urghh honestly, First Class was meant to be a whole new retake on xmen. I wish they had stuck with that and not gone and mixed the two versions together because its confusing everything
Days of Future past says he got a treatment for his spine which suppressed his powers, but I doubt that's just something you can rinse and repeat, especially since we know he uses his powers in origins but he also walks there.
TheBrokenMadMan Going to go see Days of Future Past in about an hour. Too bad Bryan Singer has to try and fix the other two movies fuck ups.
MidnightLost01
Which ones are you talking about? I know he has to fix Wolverine origins, but what's the second one?
First Class
Jean Gray is one of the few Class 5 mutants because if the power is left uncheck she herself can't control it anymore, and instead it will control her, and grow stronger with every second. Every other mutant has powers that are defined by a limit. Phoenix does not.
With full Phoenix force she becomes a omega whispch is level belong 5 and bobby drake aka iceman is also a omega level mutant but all we have seen him do is shit and they say he isn't even lvl 5 in movie just to make Jean special
I think Iceman is Class 5, while Pyro is Class 4 cause of the fact that Iceman can create ice out of nothing, as well as turn himself into an icicle, while Pyro needs a source of flame first.
Fady El-Zike i'll admit, i'm not an X-men fan (as in, never read the comics; not that i dislike it i just don't know anything beyond the films), but scientifically you don't need a source of flame to start a fire. it's basically just manipulating energies and enthalpy so that you can create enough heat to fuel a fire. i'm assuming that in conditions where Pyro can't create fire because of lack of oxygen, iceman also wouldn't be able to create ice due to a lack of water vapour because that and oxygen are both inherent in air, and there aren't many situations where you can retain the water vapour but remove all the oxygen in air. besides, both would have to stay in oxygenated conditions to function as human beings. so where Iceman can use his powers, so can Pyro.
Fady El-Zike So.. mutant powers have a will of their own? To control people? Like the One Ring?
huggingcacti Not all ice is H2O, though. You can freeze oxygen, which would be bad luck for any hungry fire.
4:37 laughed harder then I should have LOL
Same
Me too. lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 same
Any body understand why Moira is suddenly a doctor and British? I mean in First Class and Apocalypse she is an American CIA agent??
This movie came first, and in the comics Moira is a Scottish geneticist, not a CIA agent
What's funny to me is that everyone is singing praises to Simon Kinberg for writing Days of Future Past, but HE ALSO WROTE X-MEN 3.
But in the end, it's usually about who produces and directs a movie that determines how good a movie is. While Bryan Singer wrote for X-Men, X2: X-Men United, and X-Men: First Class, he also directed the first two X-Men movies, produced and directed Days of Future Past, and will be directing and producing the recently announced X-Men: Apocalypse, coming in 2016. I imagine had Singer produced and/or directed X-Men: The Last Stand, it would have been just as good as the other X-Men installments.
Actually Matthew Vaughn was supposed to direct X-Men 3 but backed out for "personal reasons"
Matthew Vaughn was also one of the writers for Days of Future Past, I do hope they keep him around.
It goes to show you that studio interference can make a great scriptwriter turn out something bad. Also helps he had a good director behind him
This is very true.
Concerning Wolverine not dying when drowning:
Wolverine cannot die from natural causes, but he CAN be knocked out and/or pass out. So, when his lungs fill up with water no oxygen gets to his brain, but since his brain is always healing, it just means he would pass out until oxygen can be sent to his brain again.
Darius "Just Another Atheist" M When did he actually drown in this movie?
Towards the end of Days of Future Past. Magneto throws him into the water and he basically passes out. He wakes up as soon as he is found by the rescue party. So obviously he did not die from this. If he did, then he would not be alive in the future, and he clearly was.
Darius "Just Another Atheist" M Sigh... this is Last Stand video, not Days of Future Past. Thatks for the spoiler...
Zero the Faceless LOL
Spoiler, really? You STILL haven't seen Days of Future Past. That's on you.
Einstein said "NEEERD"?
"Marie"
Nope, that's her slave name 😂😂
I stand alone when I say this & I honestly don't care: X-Men The Last Stand is still one of my favorite X-Men Movies!!
Yep it's the best well days of futures past is best so the last stand 2 nd best
***** That made no sense.
Shut up dr doom u hate everything
Best movie ever!!
Go play with your WiiFits with your little Wiinie.
I still reference the "parents play in the street with your kid" day line today
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Do u get a sin for not getting "day" in ur quotation?
Why?
Does anyone think this was a good movie? I can shut off parts of my brain when watching this movie, but just not enough to enjoy it. When "I'm the Juggernaut, B*tch" is the best quotable line in the movie, you know you're in the sewage of big budget movies.
i only liked the phoenix
I think this movie is ok and when I was kid it was great. It is not half as bad as everyone say in my opinion. Same with Spiderman 3
+George18798 same here
Are actually really enjoyed it. It's one of the worst x men movies tho
It was a good film, but a horrible movie if you get me. They fucked a lot of things up, same with Apocalypse.
Sin: Juggernaut lost his powers to the boy who cured *Mutant* abilities.
Because in this version he IS a mutant.
which is dumb cause he isnt
GamingSage Obviously he isn't in regular canon. But I can see why they just had him be a mutant in this one, since it is easier to explain that to do the whole divine energy stone thing in an asian temple or whatever it was that gave him powers.
And since Cinema Sins doesn't excuse sins because "It's explained in the book" and book reference material doesn't apply here, then it also can't count for a sin.
I'm confused, juggernaut should have still been able to smash through the wall when he was in the room with kitty and jimmy (leech) because his ability negates the abilities of MUTANTS not magically enhanced beings...:S
In the movies Juggernaut is a mutant, rather than the dirty enhanced being he is in the comics.
this is one reason last stand is crap
***** I would prefer the first modern attempt to be at least 98% accurate , they have years to destroy what the original comic put together !
***** It's one of his defining characteristics that he isn't a mutant but has magical powers.
***** really shouldn't have been in the movie all together honestly.
WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER SIN:
Juggernaut isn't a mutant
(i hear the distant NEERRRD in the background)
came to the comment section JUST to see if someone else mentioned this.
@@The_Cult_Nextdoor hö?
Indeed.
I certainly hope Marvel Studios delves into his history with Charles and him getting his powers from the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak.
Unfortunately, get the feeling that they're going to go full SJW. At that point I'll no longer give a shit about the MCU.
Ernie Velveeta Wow what are the lottery numbers...
@@Jedi_Knigga 42
Xavier was shot and paralyzed in The First Class but when he meets Jean in The Last Stand he can walk. First Class took place like 30 or 40 years before Stand.
This film made it established cannon that Charles could walk when he met Jean (since it came out before First Class). Now I love First Class but they should have looked at this original trilogy before they paralyzed Charles similar to how in X-men Origins: Wolverine the base where Logan has adamantium coated onto his skeleton is on an island but in X-men 2 it was on the mainland at Akalie lake (I think that is how it's spelt)
James Brooks um watch origins again its not an island, the island is where all the captured mutants are kept
Sorry I haven't seen Origins in a long time I got it mixed up, but my point about First Class still stands though
agreed
Sweet need to go see it then.
I blame magneto for Charles's death
bonds927 I blame your mom
2 years later....so it’s magnetos fault that Xavier dies? Referencing Logan 😂
The Xenia Onatopp reference was spot on. 😂
+TheCommanderBond007 Ivana Humpalot would have been funnier. More accessible, too.
SPOILER ALERT
Yeah... cyclops comes back in Days of futre past...
That's not another prequel?
no its not
right at the end he is standing by professor x's office
SPOILERS
Same with Jean xd
Haha I was just about to leave a comment about that! It's good to have Cyclops and Jean back for the next movie!
I thought this movie was bad... then came days of future past and x-men 3 didn't seem awful anymore
I think you and Brett Ratner are the only living lifeforms who think that way.
SuperHarryFan
this movie is bad but at least it has some kind of sense... dofp is an utter failure
WeakPuppet Tell that to the thousand of fans whom you just pissed off...
Natboy129 if this fans are so moronic to get upset just by the opinion of a total stranger, I couldn't care less
WeakPuppet True, i can understand you on that point... :/
May i ask what it was that you found bad about the movie? This is the first time ive heard someone say the whole film was bad, so im intrigued...
Homer yelling "Nerd" always cracks me up.
Ok, i literally hurt my vocal chords, peed my pants and shed tears during the "NEEEEEERD" moment. It was completely unexpected and i can't stop laughing. God save me!
I'm getting addicted to these videos! Genius :)
He forgot the "Golden Gate Bridge is always attacked or destroyed somehow" Cliche.
I still love the plan to keep all the dangerous mutants away from Magneto is to play keepaway with steel framed vehicles. Brilliant!
Sin #30 should have been the fact that Mystique just HAPPENED to be in the same truck as the Juggernaught. Sin #31 should have been that this movie expects us to believe that simple police forces managed to capture and contain the F***ING JUGGERNAUGHT!! A mutant who's mass and strength is on par with The Hulk, whom only Charles' mind could defeat him, and he got captured. Actually, add 3 sins for that incredible stupidity.
XD
+SisterhoodofXMETAS You're right but Juggy is human, his helmet give his powers
But it's still a sin because they have trapped him WITH the helmet on! So is still impossible
+Convoy81 actually, his helmet doesn't give him his powers, though it does protect him from certain things, his powers come from the "Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak" (probably completely misspelled that), or something like that (most places say it's a Ruby or a gem, but I think I read somewhere before that it was called something completely different...)... Not that any of this matters. No need to think anything of what I've said...
With Juggernaut being human and having magic based powers Leech wouldn't have any effect on him.
But in the movie, Juggernaut is a mutant like all other mutants. There is no magic in the X-Men movies.
Sin 73: cinemasins accidentally inspires ultron's evil plan in Age of Ultron.
I'm the juggernaut... BITCH
The juggernaut powers are magical he shouldn't have been affected by that mutant kid
This is my opinion but juggernaut probably lost his powers due to him standing near the boy for to long at most he nust knocked himself out for a few hrs had he standed a bit longer he would of smashed his head
@@alexpena4091 no morons...in THE MOVIE JUGGERNAUT IS A MUTANT
It should have been:
"Homo sapiens"...that's racist
2 Questions:
1.Where's the Nightcrawler
2.Who the fuck is the "Cure Kid"
2: Leech, he's a mutant from the comics, though he's a lot more monstrous-looking in the comics.
Nightcrawler was left out just because his makeup took too much time and wasn't worth it for his few scenes.
In the game before X3 they justify it by him leaving the team because it's too much for him
孙明亮 the cure kid is named leech
Rodd Mann I thought he was blackout
a couple of major movie sin he missed was concerning the juggernaut.
1. the juggernaut is not a mutant. the juggernaut got his powers from magic, in fact he hates mutants, and yet in this movie they show him being affected by the anti-mutant macguffen.
2. the juggernaut is xavier's half brother, and not once did this steaming pile of movie did they reference it? *NOPE! ... It's Just Chuck Testa!*
They are using another incarnation of the juggernaut from the Ultimate storyline. There Juggernaut is a mutant and he isn't Xavier's brother.
There is no spoon....
Sorcerous Of Storms there is only the knife and fork ... and sometime chopsticks.
*shudders in fear of the mighty spork*
as well you should...
Why does everyone in this series doesn't stay dead? Well, Cyclops does, because f**k Cyclops.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Aw, man, that was the funniest one.
Nearly a year later Cyclops is brought back so cinemasins is right no one in this series stays dead!
Unless you're referring to the Cyclops that supposedly died in X3: The Last Stand, I am not sure how that'd be possible with X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) continuing where X-Men: First Class left off. Plus, had Simon Kinberg stuck to the Dark Phoenix trilogy from the comics, the movie wouldn't have had to end with Xavier cheating death following the end credits because neither him or Scott Summers died while fighting her according to the original storyline. Also, Jean Gray's actual second death was when she went back to being Marvel Girl.
Rawk4Life
He's referring to the latest movie, X-Men: Days of Future Past. Plus, Cyclopes didn't die in First Class. Also, someone had posted earlier that young Cyclopes will be in Apocalypse.
I had no clue Xavier is shown to be alive in the end of this movie. Fucking post-credit scenes.
i know, i mean i was surprised at the end of The Wolverine to see him, but if there was a post credit on X-3 i sure as hell didn't see it.
***** Did nobody stay behind when it came out in the cinemas? i always do when any marvel film is out.
Gavin Wilkins This was actually the first one to do it.
Yeah but I went to see this film I had an inkling that they would do this kind of thing.
TheChrisDV no... Daredevil did it before that. I don't know if it was the first though.
Another sin was that Gambit wasn't in this. Back in the cartoon days I loved him for all the ways he took the piss out of Scott and Wolverine. Also Gambit/Rogue was waaay more awesome than that boring scott/jean/wolverine bullshit..
Gambit would've been a perfect role in The Last Stand and Days of Future Past instead of just Origins Wolverine
Actually, the "grading" system makes sense, although it's never explained in the movies (probably so they could change it to serve the plot). Jean Grey is class 5, but Dark Phoenix (who is NOT Jean Grey) is Omega Class. Magneto, Prof X and Storm are class 5. Class 5 means they can act on a planetary level. Magneto can influence the Earth magnetic field (and he did modify it to restrain Xavier's telepathy). Xavier's power is physical, weirdly enough. And if Magneto hadn't nerf him, he could influence every lifeform on earth (like when he's connected to Cerebro, even stronger). Storm can play with the weather, which is complicated, complex, but so easy for her. The class system doesn't convey how strong they are, just the level at which they influence the the "world". That's why Wolverine is almost immortal, thanks to his healing factor, but since it affect just him, he's nowhere near class 5. Although a class 5 probably couldn't kill him.
Beast:"Oh my stars and garters"
Juggernaut:"Don't you know who I am? I'M THE
JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!"
Juggernaut:"I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek with"
Shadowcat: Who's hiding dickhead?
Cinemasins:"Man, the dialogue in this movie crackles, doesn't it?"
Just everything 😂
In X-Men First Class, we see young Professor X and Magneto being best buddies, but in the end of the movie, Professor X needs a wheelchair because he got hit by a bullet which Magneto accidentaly, or not "pushed away" with his powers right into Professor X.
In the beginning of this movie, we can clearly see that it's been years since their friendship broke up, even after Magneto asks Professor X did he had to come, and where is the wheelchair now?
+Patricia Makoš I suppose Magneto and Charles may have decided to work back together for some time and then split again for some unknown reason. Professor X also appears walking while using his powers in 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' so I guess he just could under the effects of a better developed drug than the one introduced in 'Days of Future Past' (where he could walk but lost his powers in the process) but that ultimately failed so he went back using the wheelchair before the events in the first X-Men movie
Why isn't Wolverine a Class 5? He can regenerate from any wound (In the films) and his only real weakness is Magneto.
Punisher once blasted Wolverine in the face a point blank with a shotgun and Wolverine couldn't talk right for a while, until his tongue grew back.
He regenerates in the comics, too.
*He also shot him in the nuts.
lol. That dude should see a therapist, maybe.
Class is meant to categorize the level of destruction/damage a mutant can do. In the comics Jean Grey used her Phoenix powers to wipe out multiple planets, which is why she's described as being so powerful. Even Magneto couldn't match that level of power, and certainly not Wolverine. Cut Wolverine's head off or drown him and that's a wrap.
+Juls Token drowning wouldnt work as demonstrated in days of futures past and in the comics he once regenerated from a single drop of blood so i doubt cutting his head off would work either
+Deon Woods He has had his head cut off once aswell.
The biggest sin in the entire X-men series is when Charles and Magneto meet Jean in her house in the Last Stand, she is a little teenage girl while Charles and magneto are very old. I mean Carles has already lost his hair and things which means this is after the Apocalypse, but in the apocalypse, you see Jean is already an adult and while Charles and Magneto are younger. that is where Charles loses his hair. This sin has to be mentioned and of course sentenced much harsher lol.
6:47 - "Who's hiding, dickhead?" was probably my favorite line from that movie.
+Ernie Velveeta Considering the quality of the script this isn't saying much.
Zero the Faceless Indeed.
Juggernaut actually isn't a mutant so the boy shouldn't have worked on him.
His power comes from a magical gem.
***** gem of cyttorak...
*****
Stereoids
HE WAS A MUTANT IN THIS MOVIE
You forgot that Juggernaut didn't notice giant metal shit he is wearing get heavier when he entered a room where his powers don't work.
Juggernaut isn't even a mutant so dunno why he lost his powers near the boy to begin with. He inherited his powers from the gem of Cyttorak. Unless ofc i missed something and that bald mutant boy saps the power of anyone and anything not just mutants.
Well, just to be frank, the best alibis are, I blame it on Nicki Minaj, Barack Obama, Obamacare, Global Warming, Deforestation, Justin Bieber, Iggy Azalea's racist comments, Russia, Adolf Hitler, Communism, Terrorism, China, Japan, Mutants, Korea, Afghanistan, Rascism and the fact that I'm the Juggernaut b*tch!
TheMajinboom
Well, he is a mutant in this movie (also in Ultimate Marvel comics and X-Men Evolution cartoon), so the part with Leech negating his powers makes sense. What doesn't make sense is that he could break the concrete floor (when Kitty trapped him), and yet he couldn't break out of the truck by himself. How did they even catch him in the first place?
Well from what i remember juggernaut is not a mutant so he either wasn't supposed to be effected in that room at all or he should of felt his metal armor get heavier.
How does that make any sense ? lol
"Did Twilight lie to me?" LOL
multiple man could have technically been prison raping himself while in prison.
+Ibis Fernandez That is clearly the most logical conclusion.
Is that rape....
Umm dude might want to go see a therapist if your mind goes to that lengths of what a guy could do to himself. Still funny though.
Yo, if I could make clones I would be blowing myself 24/7. I would never leave the goddamn house.The X-Men wouldn't even have to worry about taking me out because I would die from fucking dehydration. Xavier would be too scared to use Cerebro anymore, out of fear that he'd see me eternally busting nuts into my harem of clones.
No homo tho
I think that would be called 'incesturbation.' 😂🤣
The X-men had the Danger Room LONG before Star Trek had their holodeck
***** Me. Nuff said.
Yes but when was it every hinted at during the last two X-Men movies? It still counts as a sin because Brett Ratner didn't at least hint at the danger room. Instead we got two movie that might as well have been called "Wolverine and friends".
***** The original series premiered in 1966, not '65. Just saying...
***** This nerd is a dick to cinema sins. DING
Harry Potter had the Room of Requirement...oh wait, that came after.
God, I LOVE this shit. I'm always pissing off my wife, kids, friends, neighbors, etc... saying basically the same things, but I give you a deep bow and well deserved kudos. I thought I was good at this but you are on another level. Thank you, THANK YOU, for saying what NEEDS to be said.
0:48 this is supposed to be the danger room (where the x-men usually train). It first appeared in 1963 way before Star Trek next generation. Also you forgot to mention that Patrick Stewart was also in Star Trek next generation.
5:01 - Dude, CRT TV's were *insanely* heavy. I had to move one just a few months ago, & I've moved couches with greater ease than the ~27 in TV I was lugging.
I totally thought Jeremy was going to give one of his lines about how dated a scene/movie is when you see obsolete technology in them.
Every time Magneto speaks I keep thinking it's Gandalf talking, lol
Gaydalf.
Well, Sir Ian McKellen is gay, lol, but I still think he's a brilliant actor :)
W0lvesKey He's also brilliant with men too...lol
J.G Wentworth
PS: Ironically, only 10% who are awake of what's going on knows exactly what the symbol means and it's easy to misunderstand it, so it's cool. The Star of David is suppose to represent True Jews of Judaism whom practice it, not the perverse and racist ideology of Zionism. (But you should really research the Origin of the Star of David relating to Mayer Amschel)
PPS: JG Wentworth IS a shitty company and YES it is a Zionistic business method because the owner is a Zionistic Jew. (I'm in the same line of work and know my competitors) and didn't know about your inside joke and I am picky of whom I consider friends.
PPPS: It is forbidden in their own Torah that Jews are not allowed to have a home state. People don't hate Jews and expel them from the world for 4,000 years for no reason....have you even read their Talmud? It's pretty messed up.
PPPPS: Might want to research "Petrodollar", you will find it's origin very interesting.
J.G Wentworth I don't promote either religions but the difference between them is that both Quran and Talmud promotes pedophilia. (Plus more...)
Last I've checked, their G-d didn't put it in text in their Bible by making it Law for Pastors/Priests allowing them to have sex with children at the age of 2 compared to the Q'ran and Talmudic Laws...although I can't speak for the Catholic Church on that part. LOL
This whole movie was a mistake.
Not anymore, now that Days of Future Past came out.
Thank God for DOFP.
***** Watch the movie, it is self-explanatory.
The whole series was a mistake. How do you make the leader of the X-men a whiny little bitch side-character?
Yup. Cyclops is so lame in the films.
another if rogue didnt take the cure she couldve taken logans power and walked straight up to phoenix and just leeched everything and then....Phoenix Rogue :D
No Jean didn't feel the same towards rogue as she did logan. She'd take rogue apart completely before she got close. Also rogue only gets the powers temporarily so she wouldn't get to remain Phoenix powerful.
@@RalphRoberts1 well actually seeing as she stole Ms.Marvels powers and kept the flying strength and invulnerable her entire adult life.......
Ms. Marvel? I don't pay attention to cross over stuff. Anyway like I said Jean would've just disintegrated her.
@@RalphRoberts1 That is not cross over stuff. Rogue was the most powerful X-men after that event. I remember watching the cartoons as a child and the comics. It is not cross over at all.
Did I miss it or did Cinema Sins miss an opportunity to insert some music from "the Cure" at some point during this?
they seriously depowered magneto in these movies
He moved the golden gate bridge?
yup...the guy with absolute control over a fundamental force of physics and as such can freely alter all the other forces through that interaction and thus is able to do nearly anything he can conceive of.
Or if he wanted, pull a Phoenix and just start blasting people into dust by tearing apart the electromagnetic bonds between their atoms.
Also leaves out the part that in the actual comic grading system Phoenix and Magneto are both considered Omega level mutants.
I'm happy to agree with everything on the list except the 'holodeck' sin. It's called the Danger Room and it's actually canon to X-Men unlike... well, everything else in the movie.
that's not fair they finally showed iceman becoming well a ice man.
night4345 Of course they did. Doesn't matter. That's the absolute least they could do don't you think? How upsetting it would be if, say, Wolverine never brandished his claws?
There were other parts of this list that were really unfair. Giving this movie a sin for not being in continuity with a movie made after it for example...
yu nofun No, that's really a sin. Some were thrown in there for lols but they ruined their own movie timeline with that particular one. They're all supposed to go together in the same story arc but, of course, that wasn't taken into account.
1:32 That had me laughing, and I was drinking something. Good thing I have self-control or I'd be cleaning up a mess now
I seemed to have forgotten MOST of this movie, even though I'm sure I saw it. I guess I was living the dream.
"Scene does not include Phoenix style lap dance" xD so funny
I didn't know Professor X was alive at the end?!?
Did I miss something?!
He transfers his conciossnis (sorry I spelt it wrong) to his brain dead twin when he dies
Jake Vike Mmmkay....I didn't know about this twin....And plus it's okay I can't spell either 😂
Uuuhm, I'm having the same sentiments as Dex Wishes here … was that in some "director's cut" version of X3? Or is this a scene from one of the later movies?!
Wolfgang Trubshaw Exactly!
well then wouldn't the twin be able to walk
About the classes Cyclops for instance his eyes are interdimensional portals and if he were to level up he would probably be a force to reckon with instead of getting beat up and kidnapped all the time it's a really cool setup I totally agree there are goofy mutants who can get smashed like a grape and there are mutants that can do a whole lot of smashing with no one else really being able to do much about it
WHO MISSED THE FACT THAT JUGGERNAUT'S POWERS COME FROM THE RUBY OF CYTTORAK AND HE IS NOT A MUTANT AND YET THAT CURE KID WHO'S POWERS R TO NEGATE THE POWERS OF MUTANTS STILL CANCELED JUGGERNAUTS POWERS >>>>?????
That's why Juggernaut in this movie sucked 😡👎
yh... i was disappointed that he got beaten so easily... it was stupid... he is supposed to be unstoppable.. or only weak to psychic attacks when u remove his helmet...
Asgardians3t What makes it worse is the fact that they had the perfect choice of actor for Juggernaut to be like he was in the comics, THE STEP BROTHER OF PROFESSOR XAVIER. AND THEY DIDN'T DO THAT. It's a shame.
Actually the guy who played Juggernaut was terrible too
yeah...not to mention that phoenix didnt have the fire....
Also they show charlies walking in this movie but in X-Men: First Class they show charlies getting shot in the back and losing his ability to walk...
There are nitpicks, there are mistakes, there are fuck-ups... and there this. F*cking Brett Ratner.
After all this time, I finally realised that EWW stands for Everything Wrong With.
Bones have iron in them.
I've just realised that C.O.D. Isn't a fish, it's a war fantasy for teenagers who'll die for their country in the further by joining the real military thinking it'll be like a video game. It happens.
+Jack Park now now...
All The Cure jokes had me in stitches, especially the ones about Magneto starting a The Cure tribute band. X-DD
Oh ya and this movie and all other xmen movies never happened. After seeing days of future past
You noticed that too? the storylines don't even match! Days of Future Past really is as if the movies just didn't happen
Days of future past was basically a reboot.
From where I see it, Days of Future Past just treats this movie the same way the fan-base treats this movie.
Third movie definitely didn't exist, but the first two may still have.
Yeah, that's what I meant. XD
How did Wolverine sneak into the camp? Wouldn't Magneto sense his skeleton a mile away?
***** Magneto sensed metal in X2 when he sensed the extra iron in the guard's blood.
This movie sucked so fucking bad, I didn't even know until now that there is a scene that brings Patrick Stewart back to life.
Apparently last year (2019) was the first time they actually gave a real definition to omega-level (class 5 in the movie) mutants: A mutant whose dominant power is deemed to register - or reach - an undefinable upper limit of that power's specific classification.
So outside of Jean, Magneto is omega-level. So is Bobby/Iceman. Storm is one too. But the moves conveniently forgot that.
Angel had to be the most sorely underused mutant in the entire franchise, competing with Cyclops being the most shafted character in the franchise period. (If there was a superpower to be had, it's the ability to Fly and have wings like a Bird. I love that superpower; It's not much, but at least you get to fly, right?)
And Wolverine takes top Billing, as usual. And other characters with interesting mutant powers are also given the shaft right after their one-scene wonder where they display their superpower for mundane reasons.
I'm starting to see where Ratner got his reputation for directing.
Oh come on, Cyclops staying dead should've removed a Sin point.
Why? Cause he's a "dick " to Logan for hitting on his girl?
lets not forget xavier walking after being shot in the spine in first class
7:21 After pointing out Magneto's metal manipulating powers, you show a closeup of the facilitty's corrugated metal walls. Every structure on Alcatraz is potential ammo. He didn't need anyone else for this caper, he didn't even have to break Mystique out of tractor-trailer jail.