X-Men: The Best Dark Phoenix Movie Somehow - Caravan Of Garbage
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2019
- Forget Dark Phoenix which you probably have already! X-Men: The Last Stand in 2006 capped off the original X-Men trilogy that began with Bryan Singer and completed by Brett "The Rat" Ratner. Does it hold up? No. But does it deserve to be hated cause it's bad and not very good? Also no. This is our review.
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The angry monologue on Angel being called a "freak" despite looking like a Renaissance painting's depiction of an Arch-Angel is the best part of this video
i love when the one guy shouts
@@h4rdboiled695they’re both one guy doing two voices
James' rant about Angel is the funniest thing I have ever seen
Had me dying, lmao.
Seriously though. Angel looks nothing like a monster or a demon. He's just a handsome muscular man with beautiful wings! The people in this movie need to get their eyes checked!
It's what I used as a sample when I suggest the weekly planet to ppl 😂😂
“YOU’RE A FUCKIN FREAK”
“LOOK AT HIM, HE’S BEAUTIFUL!”
The Angel rant killed me, basically anytime James gets worked up is pure gold
If you haven't listened to them talk about geostorm on the podcast you need to. Best James rant ever.
@@thatgoodpain that rant is legendary
I'm watching this on the train and I almost laughed out loud.
“Your a fuckin freak!”
Auto Botanist I was dying lmao
**sees an angel flying overhead**
_"woah check out that guy's abs!"_ - Kid ( _probably_ )
Me (probably)
James (definitely)
Wo that guy take care of his abs lol
My therapist:CGI Magneto isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
CGI Magneto:*stares into my soul*
Jonsso Gaming never trust that therapist for most time at least
More like woodneto
Make it stop make it stop
For me, X-Men really ended with Days of Future Past's end scene. That's it. That was the perfect ending.
oof for logan
I still count Logan but as the ending of "Wolverine Trilogy," it always feels like an alternate timeline after the 2013 Wolverine movie.
One of the few highlights for foX-men
That's the last one of the main lot I've actually watched
It should be x men 1 and 2 , first class ,the wolverine ,days of future past and logan
Release the Metal Dong cut!
the circumcised cut
He wouldn't, Skeleton...
theAWSM1 NOOO the Uncut version...ITS LONGER
Snikt, more like Dickt.
Who has a metal dong
It's about time someone admired angel in this film
#AngelAppreciation
The kid who played Angel was the lead actor in 2005s The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
@@taurinstraiter2325 no he's not. Sharkboy and Lava Girl lead was Taylor Lautner.
Jamin Elvers I think he’s talking about the kid who was with shark boy and lava girl- shark boy was Taylor Lautner
@@pIatyperson that makes sense. I haven't seen that movie since it came out and never plan to again lol so I forget there even was a third lead. I just saw "the lead" and my mind jumped to the title characters.
Seth Crandall The kid’s name is Max.
I think 😅
One mutant who was changed so much you didn't even noticed she was in the film. Psylocke, she's the purple haired asian girl in Magneto's crew.
Moira too
“Does he have a metal dong?”
“I think he dooooooes” 😂
“That’s one for the ages!”
I am going to be "That Guy", and say; "No, he doesn't" - as his skeleton is adamantium and humans don't have a dong-bone.
Yes, wolverines indeed _do_ have a dong-bone (called a Baculum), but it isn't like the Wolverine character have other physical traits of the wolverine (apart from a somewhat stocky build), like fur or a tail or a snout or anal scent glands (as far as we know, at least). So why should he have a baculum.
@@Steelmage99 that is how he got his name.
It’s NOT called the full house bridge! Dammit!!!
It’s called “the Charles always wanted to build bridges, Bridge” geez I hate it when people get that wrong.
The porcupine-mutant-guy always reminded me of that one Family Guy episode where the Griffins get super powers, but Meg only gets the power to grow her fingernails really long.
LMAO
as a native californian i can confirm that is also what we call it, or "the bridge destroyed in movies"
"COME ONNNNNNNNN"
"Yeah, I know. I get it."
Seriously, I rewatched the come on bit 8 times. Gold.
When he goes on his rant at 6:50 I was done 😂😂
I died laughing there for sure. 😆😆😆
You mean the dong didn’t do it for you
He could fucking fly.!
If social media existed
..ad abs such good abs
God of Egypt is an ideal movie to half-watch while doing dishes.
Kelsey Grammar as Beast is arguably the best casting of any movie ever, if ever someone was born to play a role.
I mean...Stewart as Xavier is _right there._ ;)
@@sbushido5547 for me in comic book movies its Downey/Stark,
JK Simmons/Jameson, Grammer/Beast
@Dace Solo he's not because those movies are mostly hot garbage
@Dace Solo also Professor X isn't English, don't get me wrong, it works, but he just isn't.
@@tammurray8576 i would add Evans' Johnny Storm/Steve Rogers and Chiklis' Thing to that list.
Angel was such a good bit in this film, I literally remember the whole angel subplot and none of the rest of the film
“DEADPOOL LIVES IN HIS OWN SPACE!!” Kills me every time
Nobody touches Deadpool (not even Kevin Feige) except Deadpool and he touches himself so much (literally) he pulled off (literally) the best post-credit time travel retcon sequence in Marvel history - even kills Ryan Reynolds at the end of Deadpool 2.
Fernando Garajalde yep he’s so good Disney is even gonna let him be rated r
I would still love a mainstream X-Men movie to feature the more conventional version of Colossus, have another character say "You're not what I expected from how Deadpool talks about you!" and Colossus to chuckle and say, "No, that's just how he sees me".
I hope Deadpool stays R rated.
At least Deadpool got live his dream scenario of believed in half by The Juggernaut lol we should all be so lucky.
"You don't understand! I'm up here taking grenades!" Is going to be my response whenever someone asks me a question. No matter the question.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who never understood how cactus boy got in with one of the most powerful mutants in the world. The part where Pyro asks him whether he knows who he's dealing with, and he replies 'do you,' while shooting his spikes out is so strange. The real reaction should have been magneto saying 'that's not impressive, that is about as useless as that dude who can make himself skinny, fuck off you useless tool.'
This movie forgot that Juggernaut isn't a mutant
I think Deadpool did too
Hopefully Marvel won't.
@@masterxak they did better then this
Wait...he's not?
@@boshwa20
His power comes from magic.
"Charles always wanted to move the bridge from Ful House."
I remember girls doing the Rogue hair dye thing while listening to Limp Bizcuit. Good times. I miss whale tail! 😄
Ironic that Marvel sold the film rights to its most famous properties and then proceeded to become titans of the film industry. They established the MCU without many of their best characters and now they're ten years down the line with all of that untapped source material.
Yeah it is ironic.
Everyone seems to delude themselves that ironman, thor, etc weren't top tier characters. If you knew anything about comics, you'd know that, no, those weren't Blist characters. Those were top of the line high sales. Just because they hadn't gotten their own movie, dosent mean they were unknown. They had a better chance of being successful than let's say aquaman. Who was the laughing stock of the super hero genre for the past 60 years.
Well, Hulk and Spiderman were sold and got back at the Mcu quite fast compared to the others.
@@nohomers100 no, dumbass. You cant establish who is and who's not a heavy hitter out of thin air. Obviously the implication is prior to the movies. The avengers were just as, if not more popular than the avengers, xmen jus got the movie down first. And so just because of that, everyone assumes avengers wernr as popular. Pay attention next time. Your comment didnt make any sense what soever lmao.
@@jacobibarra097 - Nah, X-men were way more popular.
From the X-men cartoon series to the various X group spin offs that were made in the comics because of how popular anything X-men was in the 90s.
The X-men were definitely more widely known by the casual audience than the Avengers were.
“I bet his dad is a real uggo!” made me laugh v loudly at work just now hahahaha
The clip from the Fantastic Four cartoon!! I have a migraine from laughing at that! Man I love this series!!
Look for the entire episode. Magneto is hilarious.
WHAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
when he says "it feel like a 1999 movie" i cracked, agreed and hit the like button!
Kanoki ok
I clapped
That's kinda cringe tho
1999 was a great year for movies, Matrix Mummy Green Mile Fight Club Princess Mononoke.
X-men 3 feels like a product of it's time, when all the worst Super hero movies were coming out. I prefer DC's current shit to the bad Fox era of Daredevil, Xmen 3, wolverine origins, Fantastic 4 1 and 2, not to mention other studios bungling it with Blade 3, Hulk, Spider-man 3, Superman Returns.
@@Harkness78 Daredevil was so bad that I know I watched it but don't remember anything about it. It was so bad that I started doing something else and forgot about it.
"You'd be bloody flying on bloody snapchat"
I was hospitalized in October from a bad accident and partially paralyzed. This video really gave me some joy in a dark time. I'm doing better now.
Feel better 💕💕💕much love
@Stephen Galoob thank you. I'm much much better now
Mr. Sunday + Maso + über editor = perfect storm of entertainment. Every. Bloody. Week.
The kid-angel scene is amazing. I would have loved for the entire movie to be like that.
A real good mix of tragic dramatic horror. That scene always scared me as a kid, it's so freaky. Imagine the whole movie like that, it would've been amazing to see mutants dealing with their own doubts and fright of being mutants as the government is pushing this mutant cure stuff.
Also having more body horror stuff mixed in since its a perfect match for a mutant story. The human body is already freaky as it is now imagine it with extraordinary abilities.
@@spacepopeXIV I think it would be cool if, before we get a main MCU X Men film, they do a literal X Men Origins anthology series for Disney+ with each episode detailing the origins of a character (maybe Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus + Magik, Kitty Pryde, Gambit and Beast) before their crossing over into the X Men
kids hurting themselves? ya weirdo
@@jakewhite5767 they could fold the new x-men disney+ series into the mcu like that.
You want a two hour long movie of nothing but children using cheese graters to amputate their own limbs?
That's messed up.
Jean's eyebrows were so epic, the actress had a very iconic face lol I still remember how cool she looked, kinda exotic in a way
like a zebra?
16:39 "I think he does." 😂 Just the way he said it 😂
Ben Foster is AWESOME!
He's one of the most underrated actors working, even though he's played some amazing characters absolutely brilliantly.
At least the final fight of X3 wasn't the usual generic overblown CGI spectacle we usually get now. It was actual people fighting.
All thanks to these original X-Men movies I cannot for the life of me remember what James Marsden looks like unless he's wearing red sunglasses
I unironically love the ending of this movie just cause Hugh Jackman's melodrama is always so juicy.
*”X-Men Apocalypse: Dark Origins”*
Well said
Classic Atlanta scene in your Avatar pic. Laughed so hard when that happened in the show.
Ben Foster is literally one of the best actors working right now.
The Ugly Dumplings Glad he didn’t quit acting earlier in his career. Dude was in some duds and only recently got his due. He was awesome in On Hell or High Water.
Urdnot Stark my personal favorite performance of his was in 3:10 to Yuma.
"Does he have a metal dong"
"I think he does" (in an alien voice)
"WooooooooOOOOOOOoooooODDDDD???!!" - Magneto
Dark Pheonix is either going to have to kill every single character or explain why they all suddenly age decades in a few years in time for the original trilogy. I will not be satisfied with anything in between.
Trask is both a white man and black man, so there you go.
@@grobanworldnews4216 Funny you say that... Apparently, there is another Alice Dubois somewhere in the united states. I keep hearing about this other Alice. If it can happen here, it can happen there. Chances are very slim that they have the same job and never met... But it is comics.
They did not explain and she did not kill anyone but Mystique, some bad guys, Vuk, and herself
As someone who doesnt particularly enjoy any of the first trilogy I've always wondered why this one got a disproportionate amount of hate. It's not great but it's not offensively bad in the vain of superman 3/4 and batman and Robin and its considerably better than superman returns which came out the same year, that maybe the most forgettable film of that entire decade.
I'd imagine it's less to do with the quality of the movie itself and how hard it failed at what it was meant to adapt. Dark Phoenix is probably the most famous X-Men story and regardless of the quality or lack thereof of the movie itself, it was a piss poor adaptation of that story. Killing off Scott right at the start, trading Jean's sacrifice for having her beg Logan to kill her, which he does while confessing his love along with the nature of the Phoenix are elements that differ so drastically from what people expect that it left a bad taste for a lot of people.
Thanks to the 90's cartoon, that story arc was somewhat known to general audiences so it wouldn't just be the die hard comic fans disappointed by a poor adaptation of what said cartoon did quite well
Wasn’t there a bit where a government official looks directly into the camera and says “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”?
When I was a kid I went to see The Last Stand 4 times. The movie had a lot of problems but it had all the simple things to catch the attention of a 16 year old me.
When I first saw the de-aging I was blown away and immediately predicted a future in Hollywood where Clint Eastwood was making westerns as a young man again and things like that
I love the Rogue Cut of DOFP... especially more McKellen Magneto. If I could see one more thing it would be more McKellen Magneto... That part when he is saying to Charles about wasting years fighting each other was absolutely magic.
Although I will say... I would definitely be down for more Fassbender and McAvoy for sure.
The worst thing about all the X-Men movies is how "too cool for the room" their costumes seem to be, considering most "mutant powers involved adding *after effects* to some guy waving his hands, the least they could do was make them look like they do in the comics! Or even any given episode of #superpowerbeatdown
X-Men: The First Days of the Last Class
I'm still trying to wrap my head around that.
@@somerandolad That pretty much sums up how I feel about the timeline.
😂
lets take a minute and appreciate how beautiful famke jahnson is
She's so hot in this movie. When she makes out with Wolverine I can't help but stare at her beautiful legs.
redheads man. they are dangerous
Newton Wallen simp
Jamin Elvers simp
Newton Wallen simp
One thing I think that gets overlooked when this movie is discussed, is the absolutely superb score done for the Phoenix. That would fit perfectly in comic book fans' ideal Dark Phoenix film, and it would be hard to imagine anything being better.
6:50 if you truly love Mr Sunday 😂😂 and his rants
6:50 that entire rant kills me! XD
@2:34 it's like they wanted us to know in 2019 that this is what digital de-aging looked like twenty years ago.
“C’mooooooooooooon” - Mr. Sunday Movies everyone.
The sentinel scene in the beginning of 3 was a really good representation, I was very sad that they didn't expand on fighting giant robots.
I rewatched this recently and you guys are spot on. That movie is bad, just not as bad as it gets credit for. It was a lot better than the trash heap of Apocalypse.
And the Angel rant was so well deserved, and appropriate. Bravo!
I love when James and Maso get worked up about stuff. James's Angel rant kills me every time 😂
"maybe they were all carrying fishing weights in their pockets." LMAO
New favorite Mister Sunday Movies Quote:
Maso: "You think he has a metal dong?"
James: "I think he doessss~"
The last stand is NOT on par with X2 🤦🏾♂️
Kwesi Asafo-Adjei Yeah X2 is one of the best of the Fox X-Men movies (which isn’t saying much, admittedly). It adapted a decent storyline from the comics, and had some really cool moments, like Mag’s escape from the plastic prison, and Jean’s sacrifice at the end. It was miles better than the first one and light years better than The Last Stand.
Agreed. I do think it's not as bad as people suggest though. Just a mere popcorn flick though whereas X-Men 1 was a small scale movie from the heart and X-2 was proof of how good superhero movies at the time could be.
Phil Corrigan
Wait, X2 is based on a comic storyline? Which one?
@@radrno7 i think it was God Loves, Man Kills
@@BigBossSquirtle He's talking about The Last Stand. When he says "previous two X-Men movies," he means the first two.
James, have you considered that perhaps Wolverine ran up from the background very quickly and was obscured by the tumbling sentinel head? I'm proactive about suspending my disbelief.
I was watching the bit with one inch spikes guy after he killed the doctor. I get that his face would heal I guess but his jacket no longer had spike holes in it as well. How does that work? I love when they're at the house and he actually has the tenacity to pop the spikes out like he's a badass while Storm flies over to take him out. What did he think those spikes would accomplish? His inclusion is baffling.
Kinda disagree with your takes on the entire x-men universe, the very first 2 are pretty good and I feel like days of future past is excellent, probably the best movie besides Logan, there’s some horrible movies obviously but there’s still more good than bad
Is you know damn well that the majority of the x-men movies are lackluster and just a mess. The only decent movies were the X-men 1, X-men 2, & first class & the Wolverine. Logan was the only masterpiece they’ve ever put out that that’s pretty sad considering ALL the many disappointing films/movies they’ve put out on FOX.
@@cashcow4450 Are you really suggesting Days of Future Past was one of the lackluster messy ones? Because that would be a big mistake lol.
Anyway. Their really good ones are First Class, DoFP, X2 & Logan.
Their fairly decent ones are X-Men & The Wolverine.
The forgettable ones were Apocalypse & The Last Stand.
The truly horrible one was Origins Wolverine.
I agree with OP though, there are more bad than good. Only 3 below average for me vs 6 above average. And DoFP is still underrated because many were too lazy to follow its time travel & runtime when really it reminds of Watchmen with how it immerses the viewer in a revised history with it being one of the best superhero movies out there imo. Like really First Class, DOFP, X2 & Logan are just as good as the best Marvel or DC movies imo..and i'm not even a major FoX-Men fan
I'm assuming you've never read a comic book and also nobody gives af.
@@firstnamelastname364 you also clearly don't read comic books, you have horrible taste in movies and you wrote all that for nobody to read.
@@mr.dr0bot731 You assume people give a fuck whether you give a fuck about what they think?
10:32 I never noticed Xavier's suit flying out the window into the tree 😂 I'm done. Enough internet for today!
The Angel micro-rant; a thing of beauty iself James
This movie changed my life. I saw it at a very young age. And I loved the first two X-Men movies. And was so excited to watch this. Then when I finally did. It gave me this feeling. A feeling I had never experienced before. It was truly indescribable at the time for me. And I pondered on it for weeks. When I finally realized. This movie fucking sucked. This was the movie that made me realize there was bad shit in the world. Thanks fucking movie
I think X2 was a fun and pretty good X-men film
I just realised when apocalypse screams he sounds like a seagull
I love how the church scene mirrors the Beer Hall Putsch where Magneto goes from survivor to opressor
The angel rant was amazing. Had me dying, and I agree with all his points.
yooo just found this channel and wow.. you guys are hilarious lmaoo
When people say hugh jackman is the best wolverine, I always ask compared to who? Who the fuck else has been wolverine to even compare him to?
So ready for a young/new actor to pick up the role.
^^^^Thank you!
Agreed. Jackman's Wolverine was good but his potrayal was milked way too much. He did well but is not unreplaceable, just bring in a new shorter, uglier Wolverine who's less of a leader, is educated like he is in the comics, and can be the foil to an actually likeable Cyclops. Then I'll judge if Jackman was truly the definitive Wolverine.
They should make Cyclops similar to Captain America in the MCU anyway. Maybe a bit old school and eager to impress, but still admirable with how morally fair-headed he remains. Then make Wolverine the ugly fucker who we'd be willing to dislike based on how he doesn't always co-operate with the team, but we'll respect because he does the right thing when he needs to and also has badass powers when worse comes to worst.
But yeah Jackman's Wolverine was unfortunately misrepresented as the main man of the X-Men. He was still good but I think only irreplaceable if someone's never read any good X-Men stories where Wolverine isn't front and centre
"OI Rattner you wanna do a movie?"
"Yeah alright... What's a movie?"
X-Men First Days of Last Class
One atrocity you didn't mention was the inclusion of characters that didn't resemble their comic counterparts at all just because imdb was newish. Omega Red is that Marrow guy. Psylocke is in it as a girl with purple hair. The credits are a who's who that aren't in the movie
Angel's dad was the mayor of gotham in batman returns.
Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not, is the easiest way to summarise 2006 in a single image.
You have my full respect.
That Wolverine metal digaling shit did make me scratch my head for a sec...until I realized it only covers his skeleton. Thank God lol
0:15 Whatever people say i am thats what I'm not - great album give it a listen if you wanna be blessed.
"I think he does" had me on the floor laughing
If you can find a way, you guys should play X-Men: The Official Game. Overall, it sucks but some parts are kind of okay. Perfect for a show like this.
6:50 James rant about angel never gets old
'X-Men 2' & 'Days Of Future Past' are the gems !!!
X men 2 is really boring, it has aged so badly
First Class!
Can confirm, Deadpool does indeed live in his own space!
Toad was the best villain in the xmen franchise
Hey! You're a little toad
I always come back to this video from time to time to listen to James' jokes about Archangel. Top shelf stuff guys, your humor chemistry is amazing
lol just at the mid of the movie, and the alert poped up ;)
X 2 was actually pretty good
It’s decent
Agreed. It was the best comic book movie at its time along with Spider-Man 2 and still holds up pretty well as a movie that feels like an X-Men story as opposed to a generic superhero/action/disaster movie plot of powerful mutant takes over Statue of Liberty or powerful mutant moves giant bridge to have a free for all battle or something like that. Instead, it felt like an episode of the 90s animated series since the action was more motivated by the characters and their powers, values, character arcs, etc.
Of the main 6 (soon to be 7) X-Men movies it's probably 3rd imo anyway. Behind First Class and DoFP. Probably 4th best overall behind Logan too if we include the Wolverine trilogy as well. Good movie anyway
Key word, *was* . Don't get me wrong, it's still okay (for comparison's sake, it's better than most DCEU movies) but the only reason it's held in any kind of regard is that it came out at a time when Spider-Man and Blade were the only comic book movies in nearly a decade that wasn't total shit. Keep making them now, in the age of the much better MCU movies, without changing or improving anything (not naming any Apocaly- names. I meant names.), there's a reason the series is finding more success in spinoffs like Deadpool and Logan than any mainline X-Men film.
@@oscarmccormack1611 nah its still pretty good its not perfect or anything but in my opinion is the third best x men movie behind Days of Future Past and first class I don't count Logan as a x men movie the story is interesting it's a perfect sequel to the first one and it doesn't try to do too much its a character driven and self-contained story I think it's the first comic book movie to move away from the world's going to end or the city's going to be blown up climax its not what the movie is about unlike movies like X-Men apocalypse X-Men last Stand and soon-to-be X-Men dark Phoenix
X2 is still better than at least half of the MCU films
So many chuckles in this for me. Great work guys.
0:16 loving the AM reference
I love Mason's questions, rebuttals, and random twists; compared to the solo videos. You guys need to switch this to TV bro! You guys are the funniest in the world. "Professor-X'd", the Adamantium Dong jokes, and Mason's Wood-neato joke lol. Give these guys a show!!!
This one is real good James. I love this one.
you made me laugh everytime guys! Great job!!! 😁 👊🏼
A pocket full of fishing weights....
That had me snort laughing loudly.....lol
Do Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July.
It’s a July 4th movie so it will be perfect for a month from now.
6:55 I couldn’t stop laughing
This is by far one of you guy’s best video. I can watch it anytime I come across it. Hilarious fellas.
The first two X-Men movies had a LOT of problems, so I didn’t expect much from part 3. And I was right.