Everything Wrong With The Fantastic Four (2015) In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @rvnender
    @rvnender 9 лет назад +1790

    Only 149?
    You took it easy on this movie.

    • @Skytivity
      @Skytivity 9 лет назад +5

      +rvnender lol Furious 7 had a thousand or more i dont remember

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 9 лет назад +8

      +rvnender lol, I remember telling people that this movie probably wouldn't get as many sins as they *think* it should, but I just got a lot of hate for saying so :P

    • @maxferry8902
      @maxferry8902 9 лет назад +128

      +rvnender Hard to sin a movie where nothing happens

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 9 лет назад +3

      Maxwell Ferry lol, exactly.

    • @mbartelsm
      @mbartelsm 9 лет назад +1

      +rvnender I don't blame 'em, they probably couldn't wait for this whole thing to end. No way they are gonna completely analyse it just so they can sin it.

  • @jasonmccabe5915
    @jasonmccabe5915 9 лет назад +1671

    Johnny got fire powers because fire got in his suit, Ben turns into the thing because rocks got in his suit, Reed gets all stretchy because he was wearing a condom.
    Makes as much sense as the rest of this movie.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 9 лет назад +89

      Should we even ask why he was wearing a condom in the first place...?

    • @コリンウォールド
      @コリンウォールド 9 лет назад +83

      +CN what I'm Saiyan?
      First we have to figure out how the girl got her powers and why someone named Dr. Doom was allowed to work on the project Affirmative Action?

    • @muhamadryansyah
      @muhamadryansyah 9 лет назад +47

      reed was wearing a condom while traveling among dude?
      so....could i assume that he is gay???

    • @sedargames8161
      @sedargames8161 9 лет назад +21

      +Meister Ryan Erm.. Condoms are made so you can have sex without making the woman pregnant.

    • @kanube2
      @kanube2 9 лет назад +62

      +Sedar Games Erm, and from getting any std's LOL...

  • @juniorjunior5884
    @juniorjunior5884 9 лет назад +619

    Yeah that's the dumbest thing to me.
    Doom is straight up killing people with his mind and no explanation.
    But he gets beat by stretchy dick, flaming man, invisi-bitch, and cgi rock guy.

    • @PrajitDhar
      @PrajitDhar 9 лет назад +48

      +Junior Maloko Invisi-bitch ...made my day xD !!!

    • @demomanchaos
      @demomanchaos 9 лет назад +1

      +Prajit Dhar He just took that from AVGN's review of Kid Kool, which is what AVGN called the invisible blocks dickishly placed all over the place in game like a Mario ROM hack.

    • @aryankaushik9346
      @aryankaushik9346 9 лет назад +2

      Lol that's why this movie should've listened to sin 60 in this video. I'd have live that much more lol.

    • @Ravemaster620
      @Ravemaster620 9 лет назад +1

      +Prajit Dhar You aren't the only one😂

    • @MrMrjack18
      @MrMrjack18 9 лет назад +3

      He has the ability to explode people's heads but when he fought Fantastic 4 he didin't do that...bullshit !!!

  • @necromancypizza
    @necromancypizza 3 года назад +286

    One of my biggest problems with this movie is how they make everyone act like getting superpowers is the worst thing ever. Like Ben has the right to feel that way but the other 3 look normal and can do incredible things if they wanted to.

    • @ChalkyMonkey6
      @ChalkyMonkey6 2 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @jsphlml
      @jsphlml 2 года назад +13

      Pretty sure they couldn’t control their powers at first. Living the rest of your life on fire or erratically turning invisible would suck.

    • @ChalkyMonkey6
      @ChalkyMonkey6 2 года назад +12

      @@jsphlml yeah but they ended up controlling it and they still complain

    • @Filthy_Larry
      @Filthy_Larry Год назад

      @@jsphlmlI’d be cool with stretching.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Год назад +1

      ikr it'd b awesome AF to have these powers especially Invisibility

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 9 лет назад +6360

    CinemaSins: Helping me watch terrible movies without paying for them since 2013!

  • @kylewilliams8028
    @kylewilliams8028 9 лет назад +1095

    Biggest problem with this movie that even the last two F4's got perfectly... The Fantastic 4 didn't feel like a family. They just felt like associates clocking into work. In fact, Ben and Susan didn't even have ONE conversation with each other the whole movie. In double fact, I don't even think Ben knew anyone else in the movie besides Reed! When you don't get the family aspect part right of Marvel's first superhero family, that's when you know you screwed up.
    Such a disappointing movie with potential.
    

    • @Trunks1stApprentice
      @Trunks1stApprentice 9 лет назад +107

      +Kyle Williams And when not even Stan Lee will cameo in your Fantastic 4 movie. I mean, come on! The last two Fantastic 4 movies were shit, but they were at least good enough to where Stan Lee agreed to be in them. And on top of that, Stan Lee's getting a cameo in fucking Deadpool, and he didn't help with Deadpool's comics AT ALL.

    • @kylewilliams8028
      @kylewilliams8028 9 лет назад +91

      Trunks1stApprentice Stan Lee knew what he was doing. Probably looked at the script and was like, "Oh. Yeah, I'm busy."

    • @CurlsOfDbrave
      @CurlsOfDbrave 9 лет назад +3

      Man..really? What i look for in movies is great character development and relationship building. if this doesn't have it then I guess i would watch it >:(

    • @flickbickem314
      @flickbickem314 9 лет назад +20

      +Kyle Williams I bet he saw the ghost of Jack Kirby on set and was all like "Fuck, I'm out"

    • @Trunks1stApprentice
      @Trunks1stApprentice 9 лет назад +17

      Kyle Williams Nah, dude. He looked at what his cameo was supposed to be for this movie (I don't even know if they had one planned since this was so rushed), looked at his cameo for Deadpool, and had to decided.
      "Hm... Hanging out with Miles Teller, or being a strip club MC...?"
      Obvious choice is obvious. Strip clubs aren't my thing, and even I would choose to be a strip club MC over being near Miles Teller.

  • @HaydenRussell
    @HaydenRussell 9 лет назад +4627

    This is the closest I'll ever get to watching this film

    • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
      @user-yo8ab1ys9e 9 лет назад +61

      Same here. Thanks, EWW.

    • @hayraveloso6211
      @hayraveloso6211 9 лет назад +39

      Glad I'm not the only one 😂

    • @MeyeSelff
      @MeyeSelff 9 лет назад +41

      +Hayden Russell I watched it... then immediately rinsed my eyes out with lemon juice and salt!!!

    • @trawsselrahc42
      @trawsselrahc42 9 лет назад +10

      Same xD. Didn't wanna waste money on this garbage.

    • @RussoolMishir
      @RussoolMishir 9 лет назад +3

      +Hayden Russell 69 likes

  • @BanksDrinnen
    @BanksDrinnen 5 лет назад +2631

    Who else watches this channel to see movies they’ve never watched before

  • @sweezxo
    @sweezxo 6 лет назад +1665

    Both Versions of Johnny later came back to be a better character in marvel
    1st version= Captain America
    2nd version= Killmonger

    • @aaronm4841
      @aaronm4841 5 лет назад +17

      Justin Z. Killmonger sucked ass tho

    • @thomaspiccoli2931
      @thomaspiccoli2931 5 лет назад +165

      @@aaronm4841 how much weed are you on

    • @saucegodjj1169
      @saucegodjj1169 5 лет назад +33

      @@thomaspiccoli2931 killmonger was cool. He was not a good character

    • @sladewilson6348
      @sladewilson6348 5 лет назад +11

      @@saucegodjj1169 a good villain bit overrated

    • @RoyaltoonzHD
      @RoyaltoonzHD 5 лет назад +20

      @@aaronm4841 Shut the fuck up

  • @thomashenry4588
    @thomashenry4588 8 лет назад +2363

    This movie makes the first Fantastic Four movie look like a masterpiece and the second one standable.

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 8 лет назад +105

      And makes the Roger Corman F4 movie look like Citizen F**king Kane.

    • @Basileus127
      @Basileus127 8 лет назад +62

      And they still all lose to the 1967 cartoon show somehow

    • @War-outside
      @War-outside 7 лет назад +12

      accept jesus christ as lord and savior read the gospel follow jesus keep his commandments receive the holy spirit spread the word of God

    • @tristanmichels5721
      @tristanmichels5721 7 лет назад +13

      I AGREE TOTALLY. The Tim Story films are MILES BETTER COMPARED TO THIS TRAINWRECK!

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 7 лет назад +37

      I actually liked the first Fantastic Four movie lol

  • @dark_star888
    @dark_star888 8 лет назад +1432

    I couldn't even finish the movie, so I decided to watch this instead.

    • @dark_star888
      @dark_star888 8 лет назад +6

      +TheBoy Sama it's like the movie equivalent of watching paint dry.

    • @mistermagius0168
      @mistermagius0168 8 лет назад +6

      I remember how good the trailer looked. Then I saw the movie and I died shortly after.

    • @dark_star888
      @dark_star888 8 лет назад +1

      Mistermagius 01 I died watching the first 10 minutes of it xD It is just so........bluh.

    • @hotlinesanzensekai7084
      @hotlinesanzensekai7084 8 лет назад +3

      I didn't even watch it.

    • @dark_star888
      @dark_star888 8 лет назад +5

      +HotLine Sanzensekai you spared yourself of the horror that is fant4stic. I applaud you.

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 4 года назад +429

    That “Fantastic Four vs. Super Monkey” plot sounds more engaging than the one we actually got

    • @anotherpapasheev7546
      @anotherpapasheev7546 3 года назад +15

      Bro you have no idea how much I would pay to see it if that was Hit-Monkey VS the Fantastic Four

    • @ianmac4595
      @ianmac4595 3 года назад +4

      Superskrull

    • @00gob
      @00gob 2 года назад +3

      That shit would've played man lol

    • @mrnigz746
      @mrnigz746 2 года назад

      Ayo I deadass agree supermonkey sounds fucking awesome

    • @Novacreeper231
      @Novacreeper231 Год назад +1

      the supermonkey from bloons tower defense 😆

  • @rinmatsuoka8963
    @rinmatsuoka8963 8 лет назад +1742

    my best friend told me she and her boyfriend went to see this piece of shit, she fell asleep and woke up to the end thinking the movie just started

  • @mikegambaro
    @mikegambaro 9 лет назад +517

    I could do this in one word
    Everything Wrong With The Fantastic Four (2015) In 1 Word Or Less:
    EVERYTHING

    • @GINSHINKZLs
      @GINSHINKZLs 9 лет назад +7

      +mgamb15 original

    • @moistboy64
      @moistboy64 9 лет назад +6

      Am I the only one who liked the first part of the movie. The half before they became the F4 was cool. If what he director said on Twitter was true I'd like to see his cut of the movie

    • @alienmahar
      @alienmahar 9 лет назад +3

      +mgamb15 Roll credits.

    • @ladtheoneandonly4980
      @ladtheoneandonly4980 8 лет назад

      +mgamb15 I thought that was transformers.

    • @VPT2
      @VPT2 8 лет назад

      +The Gold Keeper i can give a list of things right and wrong with transformers, more than 100 right and wrong actually.

  • @chrisokeeffe3895
    @chrisokeeffe3895 9 лет назад +534

    Had people tell me its not that bad. In the words of Chris Stuckmann "No its not bad, IF YOU LIKE SHIT MOVIES!!!"

    • @RuhBuhJuh1
      @RuhBuhJuh1 9 лет назад +1

      I remember feeling in the cinema that it honestly wasn't completely terrible until the 1 year later cut, then it becomes bad. It wasn't good at all, but it wasn't totally awful. I thought Doom using his never-explained-powers to explode people's heads was at least kind of cool.

    • @LazyCreepypasta
      @LazyCreepypasta 9 лет назад

      +Chris “Critical” O'Keeffe it's not bad if you like comedies

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 9 лет назад

      It's that this movie gets constant insults, setting the bar low enough I can't figure out what people hate. Most of Cinemasins actual complaints just go along the lines of "isn't an action movie"

    • @koga743
      @koga743 9 лет назад +1

      +AngryAlexShow
      It's not even good as a comedy.

    • @LazyCreepypasta
      @LazyCreepypasta 9 лет назад

      +Dekal maybe as a fan film?

  • @treylmanuel273
    @treylmanuel273 6 лет назад +403

    Mabey Reed had some laffy taffy in his pocket when they got their powers

    • @ElegantArtist123
      @ElegantArtist123 3 года назад +9

      This cracked me up 💀💀💀😭😭😭

    • @tonyflamingo8113
      @tonyflamingo8113 3 года назад

      @Ethan they all got their powers at the same time dumbass

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 3 года назад +2

      Or rubber bands

    • @BossMan-yu1og
      @BossMan-yu1og 3 года назад +2

      @@tonyflamingo8113 I don't know what's worse, the fact that you randomly called this guy a dumbass for absolutely no reason or the fact that @Ethan had a "bruh" moment over the word "they" and not the word "mabey."

    • @bananaman8274
      @bananaman8274 2 года назад +2

      Nah he was stretching to save Victor when his hand glowed or something like that

  • @patrickhaeusler
    @patrickhaeusler 9 лет назад +4166

    After that the old Fantastic Four Movies weren't that bad anymore...

    • @Andybiotics
      @Andybiotics 9 лет назад +176

      +Scatlon Taking away the story, the writing, etc, just the actors themselves are already worlds apart compared to the old movies! They had Jessica bleeping Alba for god sake!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 лет назад +23

      +Scatlon and none of them have topped the roger corman version of the fantastic 4 yet.

    • @hankcyrus9776
      @hankcyrus9776 9 лет назад +7

      +Thomas Jenkins i only liked the cartoon

    • @Aaronslosek
      @Aaronslosek 9 лет назад +18

      +Thomas Jenkins The Roger Corman version is strangely competent and entertaining

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 лет назад +47

      Aaron Slosek
      it looks like crap and has the budget of a high school play, but they get all the characters right and contains something that none of the other films have: heart.

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 8 лет назад +798

    "I see no real science here" the 5th grade science teacher said to the high school student who transported a model plane to somewhere else and had it return with dust and shit on it hat was not present prior

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 8 лет назад +45

      Also holy ever loving fuck is victor von doom bad at assassins creed

    • @NoTime2Explain676
      @NoTime2Explain676 8 лет назад +30

      Also don't they usually put crosses in zeroes and not O's?
      Cuz if so that means that they put a zero in place of an O in an official name for a planet

    • @steamboatwill3.367
      @steamboatwill3.367 7 лет назад +4

      Homer Simpson.

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 7 лет назад +11

      MooshroomGaming why don't you just edit your comment instead of replying to yourself over and over

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 7 лет назад +12

      Perhaps because not everyone hits youtube on a PC, and you can't edit comments on the smartphone app.

  • @spencerburnheimer196
    @spencerburnheimer196 6 лет назад +3517

    Could we add a sin for no Stan Lee cameo?

    • @Jarl97
      @Jarl97 6 лет назад +79

      Spencer Burnheimer even tho that's the only good thing about this movie?

    • @jimiaxe
      @jimiaxe 6 лет назад +446

      Stan was probably too embarrassed to appear after reading the script for this mess!

    • @thatboy353
      @thatboy353 6 лет назад +40

      Im actually suprized he didn't take away a few sins for the lack of Stan.

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 6 лет назад +40

      Stan Lee didn’t get invited to cameo so he thought nothing of it. And when the people involved with this “movie” asked him, he refused. Unsurprisingly.

    • @anjalisonawane7773
      @anjalisonawane7773 6 лет назад +12

      I think that was a win. I'm sure he would never have agreed to this.

  • @cose1352
    @cose1352 5 лет назад +227

    Kid smarter than Einstein isn’t taken by CIA for discovering another dimension

  • @CouchTfilms
    @CouchTfilms 9 лет назад +3320

    I rarely agree with critics, but Rotten Tomatoes got it right with this one

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 9 лет назад +124

      I was considering seeing this movie but after reading the reviews I knew I made the right choice not to see it.

    • @CouchTfilms
      @CouchTfilms 9 лет назад +102

      +MegaSoulhero I had to watch because of a fans request, but this and terminator were tough to stomache last year

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 9 лет назад +60

      +Couch Tomato To be fair, Pixels will hurt your brain more than this movie.

    • @disneywinxphantomfan8813
      @disneywinxphantomfan8813 9 лет назад +17

      +Couch Tomato can you do 24 reasons why goosebumps and jumanji are the same movie?

    • @PopCar
      @PopCar 9 лет назад +42

      +Benjamin Abramowitz No. At least Pixels acknowledges that it's a silly movie. This one is full blown awful.

  • @DeeNificent80
    @DeeNificent80 7 лет назад +188

    Mark 11:35😂 "Turn on the music, to find Reed's patterns. She's gonna find Reed, by listening to music". I'M DYING😩😆😂

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 9 лет назад +402

    "It's clobbering time"
    *hits little brother*
    WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OK?!?!

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 9 лет назад +1

      It honestly didn't bother me. Unlike the rest of this piece of shit movie.

    • @RavenRyy
      @RavenRyy 9 лет назад +57

      +Man 0 all Js It would have been fine if the elder brother was teaching him to fight or box or the like and it was just good natured sparing. You know they wanted to make this a "Dark" movie? Someone decided to make the Fantastic Four dark.

    • @Assasin2
      @Assasin2 9 лет назад +67

      "Let's take an iconic and cheesey catchphrase and add dark undertones and backstory behind it!" It's so ugh. Darker storylines can work if written well, this was not that

    • @wesreleases6346
      @wesreleases6346 9 лет назад +25

      It's literally the most "We have to make it dark and edgy!" thing I've ever seen in a movie.

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 9 лет назад +2

      Any good Thing could make that sound good like it did in the 1st movie. This looked embarrassing.

  • @Zoot004
    @Zoot004 4 года назад +371

    For people who don't know, while Reed was trying to save Victor, he was stretching out when he touched Victor's goo covered hand, hence, why he has stretching abilities.

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 4 года назад +69

      Okay I'll buy that. But that doesn't explain how _Sue_ got the powers despite not actually being there. With invisible powers, no less.

    • @nilsnyman6767
      @nilsnyman6767 4 года назад +5

      What if he was wiping his nose?

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 3 года назад +30

      @@alysssabear Maybe because she was so invisible to the other 3 guys that they allowed Reed to call in a character that the other 2 had never even met, who up to this point, was a relatively minor character, to take her place on the trip instead of calling her up to give her the honor of joining them on the first human trip.

    • @jhalenhanshaw5405
      @jhalenhanshaw5405 3 года назад +7

      Maybe if she had deep insecurities to where she wanted to not be seen but also keep others away hence invisibility and force fields.

    • @270MOX
      @270MOX 3 года назад +4

      @@alysssabear After they come back, a "powerful" wave hits her and she falls off her chair... and starts to flicker... for some reason... maybe that wave... I don't know, but when you look at that scene, you should know she has powers now, even though they don't explain how

  • @daeezznoots
    @daeezznoots 6 лет назад +516

    “Turn on the mUsic ....tO finD REEDS PATTERNS.....she’s gonna FInD REed by LisTEniNg To MUSIC” 💀💀💀

    • @34521ful
      @34521ful 6 лет назад +29

      This part made me laugh way too hard

    • @TheSzfynx
      @TheSzfynx 4 года назад +7

      @@34521ful SO FUNNY

  • @abr27
    @abr27 9 лет назад +311

    Remember kids, playing Assassin's Creed makes you a villain

    • @abr27
      @abr27 9 лет назад +42

      'Cause you know, Ubisoft. Not violence.

    • @propagandalf9511
      @propagandalf9511 9 лет назад +9

      +Álvaro Benarroch Rivero I played Counter Strike...now im a terrorist

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 9 лет назад +1

      No. It just makes them middle school b holes.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 9 лет назад +2

      +Álvaro Benarroch Rivero Still better than EA.

    • @TheSquiggle37
      @TheSquiggle37 9 лет назад +8

      +Álvaro Benarroch Rivero I played Assassin's Creed and now I sit in bushes waiting for somebody to walk by. When somebody does walk by, I jump out, pull them back into the bush and snap their neck. I'd say Assassin's Creed has made me a hero.

  • @gunsslip
    @gunsslip 9 лет назад +863

    Wasn't the movie itself an Everything Wrong With The Fantastic Four? In 2 hours or less?

    • @Fuji086
      @Fuji086 9 лет назад +71

      That and "Everything wrong with 20th Century Fox" in 2 hours.

    • @seventyeight3452
      @seventyeight3452 9 лет назад +7

      +Fuji086 Its gonna take alot more than 2 hours to do everything wrong with 20th century fox.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 9 лет назад +6

      +Fuji086 WE WANT TO BE LIKE MARVEL, BUT WE CAN'T!

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 9 лет назад

      +Alex Guns Yeah, that pretty much sums up everything that fell apart after it was announced that Fox fucked with Josh Trank's vision of the franchise.

    • @danpope5652
      @danpope5652 9 лет назад

      +Alex Guns Shots fired

  • @24fredd
    @24fredd 4 года назад +518

    Future marvel character plays human torch cliché

  • @chikaraou
    @chikaraou 9 лет назад +2585

    I finally watch this awful movie through cinemasins. Lol

    • @chikaraou
      @chikaraou 9 лет назад +18

      And omg yes! This movie was awful! Thank goodness i knew it will be horrible to see it on theater.

    • @mister0725
      @mister0725 9 лет назад +2

      +Yozora Hikari hahaha omg same with me and lol ik it was gonna be terrible

    • @chikaraou
      @chikaraou 9 лет назад +10

      +Mister07 hehehe i sometimes do that in cinemasins, "watching" my most undesirable movie without go to the theatre. 😁 ✌🏻️

    • @mister0725
      @mister0725 9 лет назад +2

      Yozora Hikari
      ikr its really useful

    • @rosssapp6990
      @rosssapp6990 9 лет назад +4

      Me too ha

  • @Flotsome
    @Flotsome 8 лет назад +723

    15:23
    'We can't win hes stronger than any of us'
    'Yes he is but hes not stronger than all of us!'
    Cinema Sins 'HE CLEARLY IS'
    I laughed so much

  • @saptanism
    @saptanism 7 лет назад +923

    Fantastic Fail

  • @bwillsskates2638
    @bwillsskates2638 4 года назад +43

    Dude they literally extended the first act of the movie to be over an hour long. Then randomly dives into the climax in the last 20 minutes. Pisses me off. It's like they cut out THE ENTIRE MIDDLE PART OF THE MOVIE. And i love how none of the 4 actually seem to care about each other. This movie was probably the worst 'super hero movie' I've ever seen. So much shit happens off screen, too, it makes the viewer feel confused as shit.

    • @BobbyRoberts-v9x
      @BobbyRoberts-v9x 7 месяцев назад

      This movie feels like five short films crammed together

  • @CoreyAdolfi
    @CoreyAdolfi 9 лет назад +372

    Fox should just give this back to Marvel already. Seriously all they're doing at this point is milking it for whatever money they can suck up.

    • @henryvolt35
      @henryvolt35 9 лет назад +17

      Give them back X-men first.

    • @zackbarnes1832
      @zackbarnes1832 9 лет назад +4

      That's all that matters to them.

    • @raphaelristie2088
      @raphaelristie2088 9 лет назад +25

      +henryvolt35 NOoooooooooooo. Fox can give Fantastic four back but not Xmen cause they are making awesome sequals

    • @jessewilliams2985
      @jessewilliams2985 9 лет назад +3

      I'm pretty sure no body would watch it anyway, even if they did give it back to marvel.

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 9 лет назад +7

      +Corey Adolfi Sure, have Doom being a comic relief who dies in the first movie, and the 4F saying one-liners every 10 seconds. STFU.

  • @The94Venom
    @The94Venom 8 лет назад +834

    Joker : "Anyone else wants to go ?"
    Doom : "ME ! I was in a parallel dimension, using my interdimensional powers to activate a portal which would annihilate the planet Earth and its inhabitants. And there came those accursed Fantastic Four, getting closer, closer...
    Poison Ivy : "And ?"
    Doom : "I threw rocks at them !"
    Joker : -_-
    Penguin : >:/
    Poison Ivy : ._.
    Two-Face : -.-
    Doom : "... They were big rocks..."

    • @jasonoppong6765
      @jasonoppong6765 8 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @ineedboostsobad
      @ineedboostsobad 8 лет назад +22

      I FUCKING HATE what they did to my beloved Dr. Doom in this movie. He is fucking awesome in the comics or even in games, but this is just utterly devastating his character. Goddamn fox, fuck you.

    • @SebastianAceFawkes
      @SebastianAceFawkes 8 лет назад +4

      crowblade you do realize that a bunch of Liquid from another dimension is not gonna turn someone into Metal right?

    • @The94Venom
      @The94Venom 8 лет назад +3

      If that's a reference to Metal Gear Solid, I don't really see how it's related to Fant4stic :p

    • @spidercubesw9091
      @spidercubesw9091 8 лет назад +21

      +The94Venom It is a reference to a batman the animated series episode, where killer croc explains to batman's other villains how he threw a rock at bats.

  • @BooRadleyTube
    @BooRadleyTube 9 лет назад +664

    You forgot to sin Kate Mara's wig.

    • @KevWebsz
      @KevWebsz 9 лет назад +5

      was waiting for someone to say that lol

    • @JsbHiFi
      @JsbHiFi 9 лет назад +4

      +BooRadleyTube Mr sunday movies?

    • @dmccor4
      @dmccor4 9 лет назад +17

      +BooRadleyTube Kate Mara delivers some pretty terrible lines pretty excellently, I think she was one of the best preferences. "Dr. Doom over here..." that's a pretty terrible line delivered pretty well by Mara.

    • @BVBGirl-3313
      @BVBGirl-3313 9 лет назад

      +BooRadleyTube more like a sin for her just revising her Wonder roll from Zoom after stealing Houdini's powers x.x

    • @BooRadleyTube
      @BooRadleyTube 9 лет назад

      +Jsb Hi Fi I hadn't seen Mr Sunday Movies, but I'm glad someone else picked up on it. It was so obvious.

  • @blackjesuz8597
    @blackjesuz8597 5 лет назад +352

    Turn on the music
    To find Reed's patterns
    She's gonna find Reed
    By listening to music
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheJesterShow
      @TheJesterShow 5 лет назад +2

      lost it here loooooooooooool

    • @tokivikerness8863
      @tokivikerness8863 4 года назад +1

      Do you copy top comments and reporst with the hope yours well get more popular?

    • @270MOX
      @270MOX 3 года назад

      The worst part of that scene is that she says twice "I would need a lot of music" or something like that, and just because a woman next to her didn't listen to the first one. Bery bery awkward

    • @Shome2049
      @Shome2049 3 года назад

      Actually she deduced his original location by recognising the pattern in his reported sightings, which is a genius level feat. She only asked for music because it helps to think critically sometimes.

    • @270MOX
      @270MOX 3 года назад

      @@Shome2049 If that is true, then the movie forgot to develop that part from her character. That scene just appeared. Just like that

  • @jamesobrien4993
    @jamesobrien4993 7 лет назад +1787

    12:31 I guess you could say the military is taking him for granite
    I'll show myself out

    • @Nexturz
      @Nexturz 7 лет назад +7

      James O'Brien 😤

    • @BroZilla-vh3tu
      @BroZilla-vh3tu 7 лет назад +8

      TO BE FAIR

    • @ronincruickshank4175
      @ronincruickshank4175 7 лет назад +9

      James O'Brien The Slowest Clap.

    • @SuperAjay7777
      @SuperAjay7777 7 лет назад +1

      YEAH!!!!!!🕶🕶🕶🕶🕶
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TJ1380
      @TJ1380 7 лет назад +19

      Can we assign sins to comments?

  • @niamhpreece7548
    @niamhpreece7548 8 лет назад +405

    Some movies just shouldn't have remakes this is a perfect example

    • @KevinAlibert
      @KevinAlibert 6 лет назад +4

      this has just been made for sony to keep the rights until they actually have a good idea to make money out of those characters, or to seel them back to Disney for millions

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 6 лет назад +4

      Not a remake guys..a reboot

    • @westheking12
      @westheking12 6 лет назад

      Yeah I know Feigie will make the FIRST Family actually good if he had his hands on it. And X Men.

    • @westheking12
      @westheking12 6 лет назад

      future flash I doubt it. Too much money they are making. Plus Spider Man is already known to survive because of the summer field trip movie or something to come out next year after avengers 4. But he will do what's best for the overall story.

    • @westheking12
      @westheking12 6 лет назад +1

      future flash yeah that's Hollywood for you

  • @oliviajohnson5564
    @oliviajohnson5564 7 лет назад +570

    Did anyone else even wonder how Doom got a green cloak in the middle of another dimension? There was nothing around, and he didn't come to the other dimension with one, so how is that even possible?

    • @yokotoyama
      @yokotoyama 6 лет назад +69

      Olivia Johnson It was the American flag they brought along.

    • @nafimkhan9462
      @nafimkhan9462 6 лет назад +28

      The movie is shit

    • @notmuchgaming4917
      @notmuchgaming4917 5 лет назад +21

      That's his underwear

    • @hrodvithit
      @hrodvithit 5 лет назад +18

      I mean yokoyoyama's response is good enough for me, but it's seriously the last of my concerns with how bad this movie was. I mean I generally am not a huge fan of Marvel movies, but they should just leave it to Marvel Studios.

    • @pit929tsakirhs7
      @pit929tsakirhs7 5 лет назад +2

      I think Galactus gaves it to him

  • @Ahmed-xl9gx
    @Ahmed-xl9gx 4 года назад +40

    I thought you were going to talk about Reed entering the interrogation room with a beard,
    then leaving 2 minutes later freshly shaven

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 7 лет назад +475

    I read about this movie when they first started filming, and it was clear that it would suck. I saw the first couple of trailers, and it was extremely clear that it would suck. I talked to a couple of stupid friends of mine who actually saw it, and they said that it really sucked. The reviews made it incredibly clear that it immensely sucked. And even knowing all that, now that I've seen this awesome "Everything Wrong With....." video, I am still stunned beyond comprehension at the overwhelming magnitude of just how much THIS MOVIE ABSOLUTELY SUCKED. Even though I never saw it, just after seeing this video, I want a refund on money that I never spent.

    • @knightbane3752
      @knightbane3752 6 лет назад +9

      it's why I'm glad the rights to the movie went back to Marvel, hopefully they'll pull a Spider Man on it and bring it back with new life (and no proper Origin story, just straight into the action)

    • @lyfestyle17
      @lyfestyle17 6 лет назад +1

      Tbh it's OK for what it is .. I heard the studio is mostly responsible for why it wasn't that good .. Josh trank is a great director though

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 6 лет назад +4

      ​@@lyfestyle17 yea when studio executives get involved with movie production they usually fudge it up, because they care more about money than the actual product, that they have no expertise in making... so they force decisions that usually suck. In superhero movies, this usually Really... Really kills them. Perfect examples: Justice League and Spiderman 3.

    • @reyqueenie
      @reyqueenie 6 лет назад

      spideydew20 This whole damn movie is a Sin.

    • @nickietee4170
      @nickietee4170 5 лет назад +3

      I have no doubt that it's been said, but having taken the time to sit through the whole film... watching this version is a kindness... because no... It cannot in any way convey the depth of terrible. I just feel for the original screenwriter. He had an idea for an original "powered people" movie, but it was co-opted and retro-fitted with Fantastic Four names and "concepts".

  • @PatrickWardActor
    @PatrickWardActor 9 лет назад +176

    Awful, awful movie... But what genuinely disappoints me, is just how good it could have been. Had the studio actually backed off and allowed Josh Trank to make his movie, this might have even been better than Chronicle. I understand Trank came in drunk a lot of days, but that sounds more like him saying "Fuck you" to the studio more than anything else. Directors need creative control over the project they are creating otherwise you end up with Fant4stic, a film that is more bad than it needs to be. And fuck me did they waste a great cast.

    • @PatrickWardActor
      @PatrickWardActor 9 лет назад +2

      +mounir maged why thank you :)

    • @PatrickWardActor
      @PatrickWardActor 9 лет назад +1

      +mounir maged I will definitely review Watchmen at some point don't worry it's on my to-do list. And I don't think it's necessary to tackle the BvS hate because Zack Snyder himself has already done so, and I feel that It isn't for me to say until I actually see the movie because while I may not think the trailer spoiled the movie, I could either be very wrong or very right about that. Let the movie determine if the trailers got it right ;)

    • @PatrickWardActor
      @PatrickWardActor 9 лет назад

      +mounir maged No problemo! And many thanks my friend :)

    • @greerjones9472
      @greerjones9472 9 лет назад +5

      +Patrick Ward Coming in to work drunk is stupid and unacceptable saying that "I have no shame or self-decency", nonetheless everything else you said was right.

    • @SliqueTV
      @SliqueTV 9 лет назад +4

      +Patrick Ward You realise the studio had to step in because Trank was massively behind schedule, wracking up huge expenses in damages to the property they were renting for him, and was barely doing his job even on the days he did turn up in a workable state, right?
      Hell, if he actually DID do all of that to say fuck you to the studio, that's even worse. I mean it's not only hugely disrespectful to those people giving a fairly new director a huge opportunity (Chronicle, while good, was still only just one film from someone largely untested), but more importantly to all of his crew, actors, and every other person who had to deal with his temper tantrums on set. Film is a collaborative effort. You make the best of it. You don't deliberately railroad yourself so hard you get kicked off a future Star Wars movie.
      (By all regards Trank's original cut was even worse, judging by the fact they had to do so many reshoots months later)

  • @roblee4395
    @roblee4395 8 лет назад +356

    I'm calling it right now; Fant4stic NEVER happened.
    This movie actually took place in one of Marvel's many alternate universes, in which characters *happen* to share names with the original Fantastic Four characters, but that's where the similarities ends.
    Alternate Reed Richards and friends took a trip on an untested teleporter, and appear to enter a semi-comatose state when being teleported. The entire second half of the movie is just everybody having a bad dream while in the machine - the truth is, NONE of them escaped when the teleporter explodes.
    Yes, the movie actually ended in the 30-minute mark. Everything else is a dying dream that never existed :D

    • @lolpokemon1658
      @lolpokemon1658 8 лет назад +3

      Sounds alot like Call Of Duty Black Ops 3 game.#RIP everyone(IF THIS IS EVEN TRUE, CAUSE I AM NOT BUYING IT)

    • @GriffinProductions
      @GriffinProductions 8 лет назад +8

      While that is what EVERYTHING in media and fanficiton is in the omniverse, by that very definition, it does exist. :/ I hate this movie too, but it's out there...sadly..

    • @monkeyopolis72
      @monkeyopolis72 8 лет назад +10

      That makes it even worse.

    • @Dreamfyre_
      @Dreamfyre_ 8 лет назад +1

      Rob Lee killcounts Not exactly a step up.

    • @dominicgartrell6636
      @dominicgartrell6636 7 лет назад +1

      Rob Lee killcounts. that sounds like a crappy theory

  • @LostInReverence
    @LostInReverence 4 года назад +377

    This movie is bad but not “The Last Airbender” bad.

    • @marianashuyama3112
      @marianashuyama3112 4 года назад +45

      Nothing is as terrible as that abomination!!!

    • @bryanboatwright1671
      @bryanboatwright1671 4 года назад +14

      @@marianashuyama3112 Battlefield Earth.

    • @alexwright5419
      @alexwright5419 4 года назад +32

      To be fair, not many movies are as bad as The Last Airbender. This is probably Marvel’s worse movie in the same way Catwoman is DC’s worst movie

    • @Issiehyoudou69
      @Issiehyoudou69 4 года назад +7

      Mariana Shuyama how about Dragon ball evolution where ki blasts sounds like fart.

    • @marianashuyama3112
      @marianashuyama3112 4 года назад +6

      @@Issiehyoudou69 for me personally, Avatar's live action movie is just worse then everything else because it brings down an amazing series... although the part when ki blasts sounds like farts is pretty terrible too😬😬😬

  • @dandretimbrouck1378
    @dandretimbrouck1378 6 лет назад +220

    The fact that this movie makes the old ones look okay is really saying something

    • @folkwhore8322
      @folkwhore8322 3 года назад +20

      it's making the old ones look GREAT

    • @folkwhore8322
      @folkwhore8322 2 года назад +4

      @@TobesAnimation I'll take the L for not thinking that :(

    • @folkwhore8322
      @folkwhore8322 2 года назад

      @@TobesAnimation lmaooo 😭

    • @iceyplayz3388
      @iceyplayz3388 2 года назад +3

      The old ones where great.

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer 2 года назад +1

      @@TobesAnimation
      Say that again

  • @h2obubbli
    @h2obubbli 8 лет назад +602

    The one year later deserved a +50 sins boost

  • @amirakitty
    @amirakitty 9 лет назад +137

    Honestly though guys, why is Fantastic 4 always getting screwed over in movies? Fox, if you love something set it free already!

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 лет назад

      +Luna Gillian Maybe someone hates fantastic 4?

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 9 лет назад +31

      What do you mean? We did have a good Fantastic Four movie:
      The Incredibles!!!

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 9 лет назад +1

      +Luna Gillian They got it right in 2005

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 9 лет назад +8

      +Luna Gillian It's because Fox wants to keep the rights. If you don't do anything with an IP you own for ten years, it reverts back to the original owner. This is the third time Fox has made a movie *just* to keep the rights to the franchise. This was literally a quick, simple shart of a movie thrown out there to keep the rights and maybe make a little money.
      Fox hated Marvel Studios that much they'd rather take a loss on a movie than make money by selling it.

    • @TheQueen-vz7dq
      @TheQueen-vz7dq 9 лет назад

      what is it with it fox??? do they have a show on their channel or wtf

  • @Yasuk3
    @Yasuk3 4 года назад +22

    I’m not gonna lie that moment Ben turned into the thing and he couldn’t move and he was crying for Reed’s help I felt that

  • @rxdlxrd3315
    @rxdlxrd3315 9 лет назад +329

    I was crying from laughter when he started singing to that music XD

    • @rxdlxrd3315
      @rxdlxrd3315 9 лет назад +6

      +Yusuke Urameshi 11:34

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 9 лет назад +1

      +Yusuke Urameshi Genkai was right about you, lazy slacker.

    • @rxdlxrd3315
      @rxdlxrd3315 9 лет назад

      +ARandomGuy cool to see another yu yu Hakusho fan

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 9 лет назад

      Yep me too

    • @kennediharris8050
      @kennediharris8050 9 лет назад

      +Llama Lord 2000 I want him to do bring it on those movies lol

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 9 лет назад +307

    Th4nk you so much for fin4lly getting to tr4sh this poor excuse of 4 movie!!!

    • @sainsburyschocolatechipcoo5275
      @sainsburyschocolatechipcoo5275 9 лет назад +16

      this got a reaction™©®™ out of me!

    • @Nexus2126
      @Nexus2126 9 лет назад +1

      Well said

    • @mannersmakythman
      @mannersmakythman 9 лет назад +8

      +Icy Velociraptor This comment contains content from Fine Brothers Entertainment, who has blocked it on copyright grounds

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 лет назад +1

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte hi

    • @sonofangron2969
      @sonofangron2969 9 лет назад +1

      +Kimani Wilson-Hunte - This 4bomin4tion w4s 4 piece of cr4p

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g 9 лет назад +395

    Jeremy, you were far too kind to this movie.
    Also, what's our guesses for the next movies? I'm hoping for Punisher.

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 9 лет назад +1

      +cheese4g Which one?

    • @cheese4g
      @cheese4g 9 лет назад +7

      +Jose Colella I'm thinking all of them except for the Dolph Lundgren one since most people don't even know that one exists. In fact, I'm reasonably sure a lot of people reading this comment are now furiously typing "Dolph Lundgren Punisher" in their search boxes upon reading this.

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 9 лет назад +1

      +cheese4g That one was the worst of the three XD

    • @cubeclutch4781
      @cubeclutch4781 9 лет назад

      +cheese4g *ding*

    • @cheese4g
      @cheese4g 9 лет назад

      +Jose Colella Yes it was. It was the only one I actually couldn't finish. I actually liked the other 2, even War Zone.
      It was stupid, but it was one of the few superhero movies where they frequently and unironically referred to the hero by his codename. That and it had a few scenes I actually felt were legitimately emotional and well done. The Dolph Lundgren one I was just bored the whole time.

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 4 года назад +32

    "How much do I love this street race? Let me count the ways. O-"
    *DING*

  • @kbg12ila
    @kbg12ila 8 лет назад +433

    When I don't want to watch a movie I watch cinema sins.

  • @evilclownattack
    @evilclownattack 7 лет назад +219

    Also you forgot that Miles Teller and Jaime Bell, who were 28 and 29 at the time of this movie's release, both play 17 year olds. Also, this movie makes the Fantastic Four teenagers. Also, the movie expects us to believe that teenagers invent teleportation. Also, Miles Teller gets drunk at one point while he is supposed to be 17.
    Also, the "1 year later" should have earned an extra 150 sins.

    • @occono3543
      @occono3543 5 лет назад +2

      So there was some rewrite making them teenagers that was 1/50th assed I'm guessing?

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion 5 лет назад +5

      You are right, they were still in high school. Should have put them in college.

    • @robertrodriguez1964
      @robertrodriguez1964 5 лет назад +2

      Better than Glee, which had a past 30yo mongoloid playing the high school star quarterback.

    • @CharlesDLincoln
      @CharlesDLincoln 5 лет назад

      I'm confused. You're saying it isn't possible for a 17 year old to be drunk? I first got drunk at 11. Teenagers will find alcohol and consume it.
      There's a lot wrong with this movie but a 17 year old getting drunk is not one of the things.

    • @srennelamirez643
      @srennelamirez643 5 лет назад

      Uhmn in the comics he invented teleportation at 12

  • @alancerda2551
    @alancerda2551 7 лет назад +937

    And I thought green lantern was bad.

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 6 лет назад +28

      Alan cerda you'd still be correct though

    • @LaserShark010
      @LaserShark010 6 лет назад +11

      My friend thinks this movie and green lantern are good movies

    • @MultiHassan1993
      @MultiHassan1993 6 лет назад +48

      it's time for you to get a new friend!

    • @twilightshooter4990
      @twilightshooter4990 6 лет назад +18

      I liked the Green Lantern.

    • @hailanluu2169
      @hailanluu2169 6 лет назад +25

      Atleast it was corny bad. Hell, this whole movie didn't even try to do anything right.

  • @gavinrohde9609
    @gavinrohde9609 4 года назад +50

    This movie was a big disappointment

  • @GamesPerJustin
    @GamesPerJustin 9 лет назад +183

    At least Michael B. Jordan did Creed. If it wasn't for that movie, his career would probably be over after this.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 9 лет назад +1

      Agree

    • @MrFTW733
      @MrFTW733 9 лет назад +6

      I think he was always set for his Hollywood life when he was in The Wire.

    • @dmccor4
      @dmccor4 9 лет назад

      +Isidro Garcia Please let that be the world we live in.

    • @dmccor4
      @dmccor4 9 лет назад +2

      +GamesPerJustin Perhaps morbidly in terms of Hollywood, but he is undoubtedly a handsome and talented actor.

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon 9 лет назад +18

      +GamesPerJustin Honestly I don't blame any of the actors and actresses for this travesty, most have been in films and shows that were good.

  • @DisProveMeWrong
    @DisProveMeWrong 8 лет назад +834

    I watched this instaid of the movie.

  • @matthewbubulka6149
    @matthewbubulka6149 8 лет назад +192

    Even watching this video I was getting bored by the movie and was practically yawning at how uninteresting it was.

  • @TheInvisibleShadow95
    @TheInvisibleShadow95 4 года назад +86

    Just saying, in every science fair I've been to EVERYONE has one of those trifold boards haha

  • @GJxPaladin
    @GJxPaladin 9 лет назад +105

    No bonus round for every time Kate Mara's hair changes between a wig and her actual hair mid-scene?

  • @cloverzilla2025
    @cloverzilla2025 8 лет назад +172

    Richards was made stretchy because...he dropped a rubber band in his pod?

    • @ben.s.t1631
      @ben.s.t1631 8 лет назад +51

      pffft I'm saying he was wearing a condom

    • @Gangst3r4ever
      @Gangst3r4ever 8 лет назад +31

      Condom-man!

    • @E.M.A.Dcomics
      @E.M.A.Dcomics 8 лет назад +12

      He turned in to a stretch guy cause he was stretching to get victor before he fell in the goo

  • @lesliehapablap2848
    @lesliehapablap2848 9 лет назад +177

    They dragged poor Dan Castellaneta into this?!

  • @wethepeople5753
    @wethepeople5753 4 года назад +15

    Reed turned to rubber because he was wearing one in case Sue's clothes were the only thing that became invisible.

  • @ghstudios5087
    @ghstudios5087 6 лет назад +415

    Did anyone else notice that this is the only Marvel movie without Stan Lee? and one without an after credits scene

    • @cameronhaigh1891
      @cameronhaigh1891 5 лет назад +16

      It is a for movie not a marvel Studios movie

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 лет назад +40

      @@LucasBR702
      Ang Lee's Hulk got to have a Stan Lee cameo. Let that sink in.

    • @heatherreagan8078
      @heatherreagan8078 5 лет назад +27

      That's how you know just how bad it was. Before this movie, the only Marvel based movies that didn't have a Stan Lee cameo were the R rated ones like Punisher. (Deadpool was the first R rated one that did have a cameo.)

    • @pugnacious7566
      @pugnacious7566 5 лет назад +7

      Blade movies didn’t either.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 5 лет назад +14

      The after credit scene should have been Stan Lee saying he wasn't going to show up in the movie.

  • @lenardregencia
    @lenardregencia 9 лет назад +386

    Biggest Sin: No Stan Lee Cameo

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 9 лет назад +50

      The movie speaks for itself as to why that is

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 9 лет назад +19

      +Lenard Regencia I'm sure he opted for that. Have you heard half of the crap this movie went through while being developed? I can tell you there won't be a sequel. And the director will probably never work in Hollywood again. Hyperbole, maybe, but I'll be very surprised if I'm wrong on either count.

    • @wonderjoseph1859
      @wonderjoseph1859 9 лет назад +18

      +Lenard Regencia Thats because it was so fucking bad Stan didn't even want to be seen part of it -_-

    • @RottingDragon
      @RottingDragon 8 лет назад

      they filmed one but it got cut

    • @donmusik2691
      @donmusik2691 8 лет назад

      +W. Abigail Joseph He was in the two 2000's films. They were WAY WORSE Than this one. Stan Lee bein' there is not a quality, it's just fanservice.

  • @EclipseStudios
    @EclipseStudios 8 лет назад +66

    Reed became a stretch guy cuz rubber bands got into his pod...
    Don't judge, at least I gave an explanation, the movie didn't even do that.

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 8 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @Alexiell1
      @Alexiell1 7 лет назад +2

      Or a condom to have some special time with Sue :)

    • @aleclaurino5147
      @aleclaurino5147 6 лет назад +1

      And Sue turned invisible because she was infected with magic nothing

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 6 лет назад +2

      The Fantastic Four have ironic superpowers. I'm not kidding. Reed Richards is an uptight, stick-up-his-ass asshole. He got the power to be the most flexible man on earth. Sue was a socialite, always in the spotlight, and got the power to be invisible. Ben (the Thing) is a softhearted good guy, and was turned to stone. Johnny was a hothead who had anger issues and got the power to literally burst into flame, especially when he gets angry.

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz 3 года назад +13

    I remember watching the scene on Zero right before the final fight and thinking "this can't possibly be the final fight. They haven't done anything yet! But we've been sitting here for at least an hour....and if they lose this fight there's no second wind that could help them.....shit."
    Think that might be the only time where I was consciously aware of how bad a movie was while viewing it for the first time.

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 6 лет назад +42

    Otherwise known as Fantastic Fail.
    I mean, at least the mid-2000s ones had Thing get his catchphrase from a helium-addled toy. This one's just sad and says that poor Ben was beat up by his big bad brother.

  • @shanara99
    @shanara99 8 лет назад +97

    Jhonny turns into fire cause fire spills into his capsule. Ben turns into stone, because rocks went into his capsule. Sue turns invisible cause she wasn't see in the alien dimension. Reed turns elastic because that was such a stretch.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 8 лет назад

      PUNS FOR DAYS

    • @capkovodna
      @capkovodna 8 лет назад

      +shanara99 I see what you did there XD

    • @HP-ej3bo
      @HP-ej3bo 8 лет назад

      +shanara99 boo

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants 8 лет назад

      that was beautiful

    • @filipevieira6052
      @filipevieira6052 8 лет назад

      that was funny as fuck but i think reed turns elastic because he was stretching out for the door and sue gets hit with some alien shit

  • @IRONSnip3r77
    @IRONSnip3r77 7 лет назад +10

    “Turn on the music, to find Reed’s patterns. She’s gonna find Reed, by listening to music” literally the best part about this video

  • @hanshotfirst1138
    @hanshotfirst1138 4 года назад +12

    I would be interested in a *Heart of Darkness/Lost Soul* type of documentary about what really went down on this set.

  • @itsjustacomment7577
    @itsjustacomment7577 9 лет назад +54

    Here in my garage, with my new transporter machine.

    • @GoldSpacePotato
      @GoldSpacePotato 9 лет назад +18

      +BaysideLive but you know what I like more than my transporter machine? Terrible reboots.

    • @jamesvangelder868
      @jamesvangelder868 9 лет назад +4

      +GoldSpacePotato You know what I love more than my transporter machine? My seven Lamborghini's in the Hollywood hills

    • @JaseAmoxin
      @JaseAmoxin 9 лет назад +1

      +James Van Gelder You know what I love more than my transporter machine? Nothing actually. I love my transporter machine.

  • @snookyzun6158
    @snookyzun6158 8 лет назад +114

    This movie deserves 1 million sins, and should have never existed.

  • @debbieblackman3650
    @debbieblackman3650 8 лет назад +61

    I actually liked the cast in this. They were good choices for the parts. It is just a shame that the script / film / action was s**t

    • @ryanharleston1941
      @ryanharleston1941 8 лет назад

      Bra the movie didn't make since definitely a flop

    • @debbieblackman3650
      @debbieblackman3650 8 лет назад +2

      Yes, the cast itself was really good choices - even Doom. So it would be good to see them again - in a better film/ sscript - maybe by Marvel

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 8 лет назад +8

      I feel it funny as a black person, Johnny's actor pissed me off more than anything.

    • @LoganBearDad
      @LoganBearDad 2 года назад +1

      I know I'm late, but I really loved Michael B Jordan as the Human Torch so it's really heartbreaking for me that this movie bombed.

  • @tinfoyllord7879
    @tinfoyllord7879 4 года назад +15

    Government guy: "that's impossible"
    narrator of anti-narration: *never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with*

  • @cirquedefreak7329
    @cirquedefreak7329 8 лет назад +380

    This movie sucked ass they didn't even fight till the last 5 min and that's the only action we saw

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад +26

      Ya I can't believe a team of writers thought this was okay

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 8 лет назад +54

      And even then it wasn't very good action. Just some lame last Airbender style Earth bending and basic punch throwing.

    • @cirquedefreak7329
      @cirquedefreak7329 8 лет назад

      +julianarwen Ikr

    • @jack1mao
      @jack1mao 8 лет назад +2

      The fight scene was not even 5 minutes long

    • @jozo496
      @jozo496 8 лет назад +7

      Hey hey. Don't diss the Last Airbender like that. That cartoon was wayyyyy better than this movie will ever be. But shhh don't mention the TLA movie.

  • @justinbiebersucks2326
    @justinbiebersucks2326 9 лет назад +199

    I feel sorry for those who paid to see this crap

  • @ryanbeaty4893
    @ryanbeaty4893 8 лет назад +13

    Three things:
    1) How can they repeatedly mess up one of the simplest, yet most "fantastic" old school superhero stories?
    2) It pains me that this made ANY money, yet there are indie films with amazing stories, acting, and directing that never get seen.
    3) Raise your standards audience and studios will raise theirs.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 года назад +11

    I just watched this movie for the first time on Saturday. And the entire movie, I kept saying "Wait, WHAT?!" It was so nonsensical and dragged on for no reason. By the time they went to the "other planet," I paused it to see how much farther there was to go because the movie seemed to just now be starting. And then it was over! WHO greenlit this crap? Why?

  • @olusolaabiola7517
    @olusolaabiola7517 9 лет назад +130

    Fantastic 4/10

    • @pokesleep6748
      @pokesleep6748 9 лет назад +34

      -4/10

    • @DampFrijoles
      @DampFrijoles 9 лет назад +14

      +Dick Grayson Fantastic .04/10

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 лет назад

      +Dick Grayson Cinemasins:"This movie exists, minus 4 likes = 0/10"
      *DING!*

    • @olusolaabiola7517
      @olusolaabiola7517 9 лет назад +12

      Yeah I gave it 4 points too many.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 лет назад

      Dick Grayson One point is still too generous lol

  • @themarvin01
    @themarvin01 9 лет назад +163

    Don't forget these actors went to a convention dressed in costume.
    They were worried about being hounded by fans.
    Can you guess what happened?

  • @ismaelalexander8777
    @ismaelalexander8777 7 лет назад +230

    Everything wrong with Fan4
    THE WHOLE F*CKING MOVIE

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 5 лет назад +1

      Ismael Alexander apart from the ending

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 года назад +50

    Teacher lives for intellectually bullying, and crushing the dreams of the smartest kid in class cliche'.
    DING!

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 8 лет назад +144

    Instead of saying it was directed by Josh Trank, it should say it was directed by the executives of 20th Century Fox because this is definitely their movie, not Trank's.

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 8 лет назад +17

      I will argue that it's half of 20th Century Fox's fault. The other half I think is still Trank's. After all, who chose the costumes? Who wrote the characters to be drab and angry al the time? Who chose Doctor doom's design? Who wrote the script? Who chose to be in a lab for half of the movie? It's true the storyline, editing and some of the direction could be traced back to the studios, but don't forget the director probably had at LEAST 60% of the control over the picture. To sum up, the studio contributed to the pacing in the storyline while the director controlled the characters, the lines and the look.

    • @heropon12l9
      @heropon12l9 8 лет назад +5

      +julianarwen Josh Trank had a good script for the movie but Fox went and changed it. and before anyone questions Tranks skills in movie making, he made Chronicle, which is a much better Fantastic Four movie

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 8 лет назад +6

      +heropon12 l didn't the cowriter admit that that movie was a fluke? I mean the movie is good, but I remember an interview from a cowriter that said the movie was a one hit wonder only. Trank is apparently not the nicest of all people on set. Also a dark tone does not fit well with a happy colourful adventure story. So I would still argue this thing was fucked from the start.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 8 лет назад +7

      No. No way. Look up the INSANE amount of drama that went on behind the scenes on this movie.
      Josh Trank is an asshole and I'm glad his career went to shit after this.

    • @noahpopescu9519
      @noahpopescu9519 8 лет назад

      It should of said directed by a pig, because that's what it was

  • @jae3156
    @jae3156 7 лет назад +102

    *everything wrong with fantastic 4:* plays the whole movie
    just go watch the originals. just - just go. watch the originals.

  • @Reaperroar
    @Reaperroar 9 лет назад +34

    Do: Cool Cat Saves The Kids.
    Actually it will probably take over twice the actual movie length to sin and you still won't get everything.
    Edit: I am forever glad they did not

    • @acrowbar2394
      @acrowbar2394 9 лет назад +6

      +Jacob Geshel True but that's pretty much why they should do it. No one should be afraid to criticize things.

    • @TheBoundFenrir
      @TheBoundFenrir 9 лет назад +6

      +JJ Pryer "Freedom of Speech does not mean freedom from consequences!" XD
      He has the freedom to make a terrible movie, and we have the freedom to tell him that it's terrible. If he has a problem with that, too bad.

    • @acrowbar2394
      @acrowbar2394 9 лет назад +3

      TheBoundFenrir Exactly.

    • @insertnamehere478
      @insertnamehere478 9 лет назад +3

      It would be hilarious if Derick Savage tried to sue Cinema sins xD

    • @juststayinmotion
      @juststayinmotion 9 лет назад

      +Jacob Geshel Sure, he'll get all butthurt, but besides getting pissed off, there isn't jack shit he can do about this. XD

  • @Amberscion
    @Amberscion 5 лет назад +36

    It is almost exactly 4 years since this movie was released, and I have never heard of it. I don't live in a van down by the river, and I watched all the prior FF movies in the theater, so I can only imagine that the movie was such a bomb that it wasn't even advertised much. Thanks for putting together this video, it means that I'll never be tricked into watching the movie.

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 8 лет назад +24

    "he's not stronger than all of us" Doom was blowing dudes heads off with his mind, that's OP af. regardless of this movie Doom won that battle.

  • @TeresaKinsley
    @TeresaKinsley 8 лет назад +11

    🎶Turn on the music,
    To find Reed's patterns.
    She's gonna find Reed,
    By listening to music🎶

  • @cedricmohlmann3419
    @cedricmohlmann3419 9 лет назад +123

    This was a really terrible film.

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 5 лет назад +15

    so in 7 years he never figured out where he was sending the stuff he transported?

  • @krystalbowen3680
    @krystalbowen3680 6 лет назад +70

    I have watched all of the Fantastic Four Films and this one was really bad. Casting was terrible, there seemed to be no real story and the CG was on par with Green Lantern, sketchy and undefined. Dialogue wow. it was really bad made no connection with any of the characters.

    • @ambroseburnside1950
      @ambroseburnside1950 4 года назад +3

      At least Green Lantern embraces the corniness from the comics. This movie didn't even try to be good in any other way.

    • @jordanflynn527
      @jordanflynn527 4 года назад +3

      Does sue and Ben even talk in this? Even make eye contact? Some team

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut 9 лет назад +118

    11:34 I died at this music bit XD LMFAO

    • @salvador4th
      @salvador4th 9 лет назад +1

      +Glen Coco definitely up there with the moment in the revenge of the sith video where he sings beauty and the beast

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 9 лет назад

      +salvador4th And when he was singing "Everyone from the 313" in the EWW It Follows video.

  • @Captain-Jinn
    @Captain-Jinn 8 лет назад +162

    Granted the movie in total was complete shit, but I honestly loved the concept of Von Doom's abilities and aesthetics. Him just walking through hallways breaking lights and slaughtering people was genuinely horrifying/intimidating.

    • @Rayla150037062
      @Rayla150037062 8 лет назад +37

      To be honest, the only thing that pissed me off was that sad excuse for a final boss battle using the power of "friendship"

    • @alexlee4154
      @alexlee4154 8 лет назад +6

      +Rhia Legaspi the real super power of teamwork!

    • @lol-ic9kd
      @lol-ic9kd 8 лет назад +6

      I actually found the slaughtering satysfying

    • @jeffreyjoseph6756
      @jeffreyjoseph6756 8 лет назад +48

      Yeah... But Doom being so powerful made his defeat by punching so darn unbelievable...
      why didn't he just explode the heads of Johnny and Reed at the first chance he got and then deal with Sue and Ben?
      Instead he resorted to throwing rocks and punching.
      Yeah. The same guy who we just saw Dr. Manhattan-ing the shit out of everyone decides to throw rocks...

    • @ClassicToonFan64
      @ClassicToonFan64 8 лет назад +5

      Sonic Heroes FTW.

  • @andrewhillary3307
    @andrewhillary3307 4 года назад +5

    Chris Evans and Michael B. Jordan. 2 actors who tried out Human Torch in failed Fantastic 4 movies,
    then moved on to the MCU and got better reputations.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад

      I know, right? As much as it would break the hearts of fanboys, maybe we should let them keep making horrible FF movies. It's like the farm league of the MCU.

    • @andrewhillary3307
      @andrewhillary3307 4 года назад +1

      @@roguishpaladin Hell no! now that the MCU has the rights, they can just make a WAY better FF movie. (Hopefully staring John Kransinski.

    • @LoganBearDad
      @LoganBearDad 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@andrewhillary3307 Here from the future to tell you it's Pedro Pascal, sorry.

  • @AL4RC0NR4MO5
    @AL4RC0NR4MO5 9 лет назад +171

    I find your lack of bonus rounds disturbing.

    • @mistermysterious8834
      @mistermysterious8834 9 лет назад

      +Luis Alarcon Ramos What kind of bonus round would work with this movie?

    • @vickeydisneyqueen
      @vickeydisneyqueen 9 лет назад +5

      +MisterMysterious Crappy wig re-shoots

    • @TVegaC
      @TVegaC 9 лет назад +4

      +MisterMysterious one sin for each second of the movie

    • @DekuOfPower
      @DekuOfPower 9 лет назад

      Bonus Round: Superpowered Bullsh*t

    • @JuggyBohab
      @JuggyBohab 9 лет назад +4

      +Luis Alarcon Ramos i find your continued use of star wars quotes annoying

  • @CherryIce1114
    @CherryIce1114 8 лет назад +28

    God this makes the 2005 film look like a cinematic masterpiece

  • @shadyplays3276
    @shadyplays3276 9 лет назад +54

    Is it just me or did the thing look better in the older ones

    • @IamaCosmonaut
      @IamaCosmonaut 9 лет назад +24

      +BabyBobaFette Well its because in this its CGI and in the old ones they used actual suíts

    • @Assasin2
      @Assasin2 9 лет назад +6

      +I am a Cosmonaut not helping is its shitty CGI and the design is a giant mess.

    • @bernardolima3065
      @bernardolima3065 9 лет назад +3

      well tbh this cgi sucks but there are some good ones out there *cough Warcraft *cough

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад +2

      +I am a Cosmonaut no, it's becuase it was shit cgi
      just like the thing was shit practical effects in the first

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 9 лет назад

      +I am a Cosmonaut I think it's funny how the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie had the best suit for The Thing (imo, at least- the rocks didn't wrinkle like in the FF films that came out in the 2000s), especially when you consider how that movie was made for roughly $1 million, in comparison to the other Fantastic Four films, which had enormous budgets in comparison.

  • @paigelarson9279
    @paigelarson9279 3 года назад +18

    Literally one of the worst remakes ever made