Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

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  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 5 лет назад +2715

    Charles: Raven died doing what she did best.
    Jeremy: Getting impaled.
    I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing at that part.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 5 лет назад +17

      haha same

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 5 лет назад +33

      so raven was a whore?

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 5 лет назад +23

      @@odgarig8601 sounds like something a virgin would say.

    • @gor9027
      @gor9027 5 лет назад +17

      He made it sound sexual which made it even funnier.

    • @electrikye7294
      @electrikye7294 5 лет назад +5

      I was hoping someone would say something about this! I died😂

  • @scday_once8270
    @scday_once8270 5 лет назад +4124

    The reason why Jean was not crying about her dead parents in sin 11 is that she's still salty about not listening to her favorite songs

    • @tinyt.w.i.m7291
      @tinyt.w.i.m7291 5 лет назад +59

      selesmir conclave no grudge should be that strong lol

    • @victoriasun9142
      @victoriasun9142 5 лет назад +29

      selesmir conclave bruh 😂

    • @SlothFields
      @SlothFields 5 лет назад +5

      selesmir conclave u know x men messed up the store line with professor x.. in last stand and first class

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +12

      I so want to live in the reality where that's true...

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 5 лет назад +3

      Charles should've just probed her mind for that song and the movie would've ended with a "Why did you say that name ?" 30 minutes in.

  • @jikae10
    @jikae10 4 года назад +1106

    Love how during the chess scene at the end, Xavier is so much more jacked because it was probably a re-shoot while he was filming Glass.

    • @Tyler-Hoskins
      @Tyler-Hoskins 4 года назад +122

      I read that they reshot a lot of scenes due to some scandal about how this movie was almost illegally identical to the captain marvel movie that came out around the same time so you’re probably right!

    • @Forever18or21
      @Forever18or21 4 года назад +17

      Tyler Hoskins really ?? Can I know more about the original one ? Where to find out ? Genuinely interested

    • @Tyler-Hoskins
      @Tyler-Hoskins 4 года назад +11

      Forever18or21 here. I found this to be pretty interesting
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/dark-phoenix-ending-like-captain-america-civil-war-captain-marvel-2019-6%3famp

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha 2 года назад +8

      @@Tyler-Hoskins Really?! I heard bc test audiences hated the original 3rd act, so they added a train/lots of guns.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 4 года назад +625

    Keep in mind that in the span of 9 years Charles and Erik are going to magically turn into Captain Picard and Gandalf

  • @Muskaan789
    @Muskaan789 5 лет назад +2906

    you forgot them all getting soaked in rain in raven's funeral while storm could have stopped the rain

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 лет назад +444

      Maira Ahmed Storm probably started the rain just to make it extra XD

    • @NieMonD
      @NieMonD 4 года назад +145

      I feel like Storm making it sunny whenever it rains would have drastic negative effects on the local climate

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +118

      NieMonD
      That would be interesting but Fox never gave enough shit about Storm to explore her powers.

    • @v.r.m.891
      @v.r.m.891 4 года назад +7

      @@timfrey2358 good one

    • @krazus2036
      @krazus2036 4 года назад +43

      Maybe Storm was crying and the weather reacted to this??

  • @kengle1
    @kengle1 5 лет назад +1517

    Comics: Phoenix kills billions, setting the stakes incredibly high
    Movies: Phoenix kills like ten people maybe
    Writer: nailed it!

    • @zekezzekekan2144
      @zekezzekekan2144 5 лет назад +9

      They did a good job

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +15

      These picture stories sold at news stand are seemly impossible to adapt for Fox.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 лет назад +58

      @@li-limandragon9287 First Class was fantastic. Then they made a critical error inviting Bryan Singer back.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +20

      Paulafan5
      Inviting pedos back is always a bad idea.

    • @urickmann7768
      @urickmann7768 4 года назад +6

      yeah magento seem really out of character charles did in x3 yet he wasnt trying to kill jean but offered her sanctuary and encouraged her to use her powers why wouldnt he do the same in dark phoenix

  • @PanzerSeven
    @PanzerSeven 5 лет назад +2114

    Jean Grey murdered her parents for not letting her change the station. She was evil from birth in these movies.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +65

      No conscience

    • @rustydaboyrobot
      @rustydaboyrobot 5 лет назад +47

      @@ChineduOpara Then..there's no hope. 😄

    • @jacepickering5054
      @jacepickering5054 5 лет назад +27

      @@rustydaboyrobot disney might screw the x men but marvel studios will do their 100 percent on them

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +6

      @Chinedu Opara That actually is from the comics...sorta.

    • @rustydaboyrobot
      @rustydaboyrobot 5 лет назад +24

      @@jacepickering5054 Perhaps, but i saw more and more of a political agenda in their later movies. Which ruins my optimism.

  • @bubblegum9826
    @bubblegum9826 4 года назад +284

    " your emotions make you weak"
    " No, my emotions make me strong "
    Excellent screenwriting at it's best.

    • @reedr7142
      @reedr7142 3 года назад +4

      Its

    • @thatone_englishnerd
      @thatone_englishnerd 2 года назад +14

      It’s just Captain Marvel all over again. It didn’t work there and it sure as hell works worse here. The writers of this saw that and said, “hold my beer, then set it on that table over there so Hank can knock it over in a fit of ✨passion.✨

  • @MagiicalMae
    @MagiicalMae 5 лет назад +2041

    Raven dies
    Movie: She is not gone
    Cinemasins: She is
    Jean dies
    Movie: She is gone
    Cinemasins: She is not

    • @hchoe741
      @hchoe741 5 лет назад +50

      No one's ever really gone

    • @callmekekk2.092
      @callmekekk2.092 5 лет назад +9

      Im glad mystique died.

    • @zekezzekekan2144
      @zekezzekekan2144 5 лет назад +2

      @@callmekekk2.092 me to

    • @zekezzekekan2144
      @zekezzekekan2144 4 года назад +5

      @ANTHONY THOMAS good point, but we all know that there's so many different storylines.

    • @zekezzekekan2144
      @zekezzekekan2144 4 года назад

      @ANTHONY THOMAS thanks a lot for cleaning it up.

  • @Hanmacx
    @Hanmacx 5 лет назад +1321

    "Why do I need to do everything alone?"
    "I am in a wheelchair"

  • @fleeceblanket9515
    @fleeceblanket9515 5 лет назад +675

    *everyone at Raven's funeral standing in the rain getting soaked.
    Scott: "Um, Storm, could you maybe just-"
    Storm: "Shut up, it's poetic."

    • @reganator5000
      @reganator5000 5 лет назад +76

      I mean, she's got to be doing that, right? I mean, maybe just because of her mood at the time, but the weather is her thing

    • @redassassian
      @redassassian 5 лет назад +16

      @@reganator5000 thank you, someone that understands xmen

    • @Hanmacx
      @Hanmacx 5 лет назад +16

      I mean if I would be able to control the weather I would have made it rain on the funeral ON PURPOSE

    • @JABRIEL251
      @JABRIEL251 5 лет назад +21

      @@Hanmacx Not like she gets to do much else. Man Storm was really underutilized.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +24

      They wasted Storm so fucking much in *all* these movies I’m genuinely not surprised she just lets it rain.

  • @miquewilliams6930
    @miquewilliams6930 4 года назад +675

    The fact that Raven says “there’s a reason we’re called the X-men “ as if she herself was not apart of the process in First Class to make that name when Xavier and Eric were off talking is probably the most backwards thing I’ve ever heard

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +157

      Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique was a terrible character in these movies, they tried so desperately to make her an inspiring female character no matter how little sense it made just because Hunger Games was successful. Rebecca Romjin was far better, just a bad blue bitch the same as the comics.

    • @golem3958
      @golem3958 4 года назад +56

      Mystique leading X men is the shittiest thing in the movie , X woman comes close second

    • @angryanakin
      @angryanakin 4 года назад +26

      Ash Ashwin x woman argument was horrible

    • @Stranger69in
      @Stranger69in 3 года назад +8

      The feminist agenda prevails

    • @keerthichandra376
      @keerthichandra376 2 года назад +8

      Xmen first class came 11 years ago and I still cant phatom how they made mystique the leading character. I want to cry 😔

  • @FlamingAtheist
    @FlamingAtheist 5 лет назад +411

    Professor X and Magnitos friendship is just "we're friends until we're enemies until we're friends"

    • @FlamingAtheist
      @FlamingAtheist 4 года назад +15

      @Ahmed Aubrey is Revenge for Ruth George!!! Nothin like the tasty snap of a Magnitos!

    • @JohnSmith-iw1wd
      @JohnSmith-iw1wd 7 месяцев назад +2

      We fight we break up, we kiss we make up.

  • @dylanrocks7306
    @dylanrocks7306 5 лет назад +1529

    "She is not gone"
    "She is."
    This is why I love Cinemasins.

    • @PhoeniixFiire
      @PhoeniixFiire 5 лет назад +34

      "She's gone"
      "She is not"

    • @bones_in_my_eyes
      @bones_in_my_eyes 5 лет назад +4

      me to

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад +4

      yeah, they made stupid shit up instead of talking about actual flaws, is like cinemawins that makes up virtues of movies instead of talking about actual virtues

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 5 лет назад +18

      @@CabezasDePescado Cinemasins is a comedy channel, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

    • @ardent835
      @ardent835 5 лет назад +9

      "She is not gone"
      "She is not"
      "Oh hi Charles"

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 5 лет назад +375

    "Get it, cause the X is on fire"
    Actually kinda symbolic for what they did to the franchise.

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 4 года назад +535

    "Why would the hospital staff just let Xavier.. ?" Um, Xavier is a supreme Telepath, you don't LET him do anything.

    • @anomisk4789
      @anomisk4789 4 года назад +27

      Oh, that actually makes more sense now

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 года назад +22

      what pissed me off: VERY next fucking sin "oh he's just gonna rewrite your memories" why the fuck does just a second ago count when you admit that's a possibility a few seconds later

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 3 года назад +15

      @@leeman27534 for comedy you aren't supposed to take these as super serious critiques

    • @popkorn904
      @popkorn904 3 года назад +7

      That guy gives sins for no reason.

    • @batmanbeyond5766
      @batmanbeyond5766 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, I agreed with th3birdman with this one

  • @TheFlock83
    @TheFlock83 5 лет назад +1876

    You missed 2 sins @10:05
    Raining at a funeral cliche(ding)
    Raining at a funeral when there is someone who can control the weather present(ding)

    • @nickleo7586
      @nickleo7586 5 лет назад +124

      Lmfao for controlling the "weather" in SPACE Storm sure is phoning it in at her supposed buddy's funeral lmao

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 5 лет назад +81

      I guess he assumed Storm made it rain so they could be dramatic or whatever. It is less stupid than her making ice cubes.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 5 лет назад +142

      I can just imagine Hank telling Storm something like ”Hey, could you make it rain for the funeral? I want to stand there without an umbrella so it can be all dramatic and sad.”

    • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
      @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 5 лет назад +3

      Just another Glorpsday morning or symbolic of her tears.

    • @Strawberrysatori
      @Strawberrysatori 5 лет назад +3

      This made me laugh too hard

  • @DigiDestined13
    @DigiDestined13 5 лет назад +1060

    Hank: "I've never seen a power reading like this."
    Me: "God damn it, they got Dragon Ball Z in my X-Men."

    • @recklessroges
      @recklessroges 5 лет назад +21

      Is it at least 8001 + 1000 ?

    • @MultiWicht
      @MultiWicht 5 лет назад +14

      I got more of an Episode 1 flashback... Midichlorians *shudders*

    • @Speculativedude
      @Speculativedude 5 лет назад +5

      I was hoping they would ask if it was over...… you know never mind.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 лет назад +18

      "Vegeta, how much bullshits do this movie have?"
      "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!"

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@margarethmichelina5146 .... 9000 what? How can a movie be "over 9000 bad?" At least use the dbz quote in a way that makes sense lmao

  • @shancathi1
    @shancathi1 5 лет назад +1761

    You missed the fact that they cuffed Charles’ feet on the train

    • @jaydonono
      @jaydonono 4 года назад +85

      I feel like maybe that's more for safety? Idk. I have a paralyzed cousin and if we were on a crazy high speed train or something, he would probably have restraints.

    • @Housee01
      @Housee01 4 года назад +3

      @@jaydonono u sound SO dumb. Please tell us more LIES about ur memories of being on crazy high speed trains with ur paralyzed cousin who "probably" wud be restrained. Gtfoh

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 4 года назад +51

      @@Housee01 You do realize that they never said that they had actually been on a high speed train, right??
      They said that they have a paralyzed cousin and *IF* they had ever been on a high speed train, the cousin would have restraints.

    • @isaiahdeleon2508
      @isaiahdeleon2508 4 года назад +1

      What 😂😂

    • @mlikespizza
      @mlikespizza 4 года назад +15

      @@Housee01 are you stupid?🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @rosepetals2140
    @rosepetals2140 4 года назад +463

    I miss when Mystique was still the badass, villain she used to be..

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +109

      I think it was a poor decision to cast JLaw as the character. Mystique isn’t supposed to be an inspiring Katniss type she’s a bad blue bitch who chucked her own baby off a cliff.

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 4 года назад +47

      In all fairness, she was more like a freedom fighter for mutants. Don't get me wrong, she'd do messed up things to get things going her way, but at the same time she still fought for mutant kind. So I'm not sure if she's necessarily a villain. But to the X-Men she definitely is lol.

    • @dutchGZ
      @dutchGZ 3 года назад +8

      Worst thing is she has least amount of interactions with charles and magneto

    • @brennanschmiedicke9742
      @brennanschmiedicke9742 3 года назад +3

      There's not supposed to be a comma there :)

    • @captainthruster9484
      @captainthruster9484 3 года назад +3

      I miss when she was Rebecca Romain. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @jameswhite-aldworth2804
    @jameswhite-aldworth2804 5 лет назад +2286

    It’s amazing they remade Last Stand and managed to make it worse

    • @mariaathena7910
      @mariaathena7910 5 лет назад +35

      It's not worse than the last stand, you're talking nonsense.

    • @sesereddead465
      @sesereddead465 5 лет назад +102

      Maria Athena I mean the last stand at least had interesting ideas that were at first started off well, while this film has less of that, although I will admit, I like the addition of extraterrestrial life as the enemy and jean’s complicated relationship with her father.

    • @mariaathena7910
      @mariaathena7910 5 лет назад +17

      @@sesereddead465 are you serious right now? what were the nice ideas? that the Dark Phoenix could flip 5 police cars?? at least here she has indeed a cosmic power.

    • @sesereddead465
      @sesereddead465 5 лет назад +54

      Maria Athena I mean the whole idea about the cure, and how the film begins to talk about whether or not it’s right to get rid of people’s powers which they were born with, and how the answer varies between the mutants with different powers.

    • @sesereddead465
      @sesereddead465 5 лет назад +19

      Maria Athena and I’m not sure how her having a “cosmic power” has anything to do with any promising ideas the film had

  • @robin3746
    @robin3746 5 лет назад +1793

    You forgot that PETER NEVER TELLS ERIC THAT HE'S HIS DAD JESUS CHRIST-

    • @robin3746
      @robin3746 4 года назад +45

      @Mo Fuggar Literally anything could have been fine

    • @corporalanonymous4589
      @corporalanonymous4589 4 года назад +47

      How many children do magneto had, again?

    • @alexwilliams2276
      @alexwilliams2276 4 года назад +88

      Harmonee Wang 15. Dude literally has the ability to procreate.

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard 4 года назад +27

      @@alexwilliams2276 All men have the ability to procreate, if they have enough women willing to sleep with them.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +141

      @@alexwilliams2276 have you seen Magneto? no way that guy's gonna be a virgin

  • @hntrl8880
    @hntrl8880 5 лет назад +2998

    Mystique: dies
    Charles: :l

    • @kanehodder3459
      @kanehodder3459 5 лет назад +40

      I think mst3k referred to that as: "Dull Surprise!"

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +64

      You can see his eyes tear up if you look closely.

    • @user-jz6mn7hn2l
      @user-jz6mn7hn2l 5 лет назад +27

      im still waiting for a endgame movie sins
      lmaooooo

    • @Barrie96
      @Barrie96 5 лет назад +59

      This movie: exists
      Everybody: :|

    • @goatx3215
      @goatx3215 5 лет назад +8

      Darlin Soriano I think the movie was so perfect there’s nothing to sin besides the movie being over

  • @froztbite15
    @froztbite15 4 года назад +89

    12:33 I love Fassbender playing younger Magneto because of instances like this. When he dives into the dark side of the character, the sadness, anger, etc, he does it really well. Always loved seeing him do this in all the prequel x-men's, even this turd lol. A well deserved removal of sins.

  • @BusinessMan1619
    @BusinessMan1619 5 лет назад +262

    When I used to read the X-Men comics as a kid in the 80s and 90s I always saw Cyclops as a strong leader. In all of these movies I barely notice him. He seems like a background character to me.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +54

      He’s supposed to be a Captain America-esque leader of the team but most adaptations screw him over so bad.

    • @BusinessMan1619
      @BusinessMan1619 5 лет назад +12

      @@li-limandragon9287 that's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +7

      Mo Fuggar
      Technically Cap did did go full authoritarian and Nazi. I actually like Hydra Cap twist, it was just executed terribly.

    • @amarantine1323
      @amarantine1323 4 года назад +9

      GOD, I want to complain so badly about how they always do my man Scott wrong all the time, but at this point movies have ruined his image so badly that you basically get laughed at if you try to defend him :\

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 4 года назад +12

      I feel like they do this entires series wrong not just Scott. They focused so heavily on people like Professor X, Magneto, Mystique, Logan, and Phoenix/Jean but fail to focus on all the other main mutants like Rogue, Storm, Jubilee, Angel, Psylock, Bobby, literally all the other main characters. It's like they only trust that their viewing audience will only know those 5 main characters. Like if they did a proper movie, they didn't think more people would come see. I don't think they realize how large and vast their fanbase truly is and completely ruined an amazing series that could have been good. Really beat the dead horse.

  • @sassamb6932
    @sassamb6932 5 лет назад +813

    I'm surprised cinema sins never mentioned how Mystique went from a deep sapphire blue with orange hair to a sky blue with red hair during the same timelines.

    • @maylihv
      @maylihv 4 года назад +20

      Was looking for this comment

    • @ibechillinfr73
      @ibechillinfr73 4 года назад +4

      sky blue? you think mystique is or has EVER been sky blue? and her hair was never orange in this timeline lmao ion know what you on.

    • @sassamb6932
      @sassamb6932 4 года назад +38

      Candace C. I don’t know man, I got really confused with the X-men timelines. I remember the early movies where magneto was Ian mckellan that mystique was clearly different shades of colors than she ended up being in the later movies. Knowing how picky cinema sins can be, I was surprised they didn’t point that out.

    • @sassamb6932
      @sassamb6932 4 года назад +1

      Ahmed Aubrey is Revenge for Ruth George!!! I know she changes her appearance, believe it or not I have seen the movies. Something I’ve noticed is that her blue skin look seems to be her default look, like that’s how she was born. I just think the slight changes in color are due to the makeup departments of these movies, I really don’t think the character Mystique would wake up one day and be like “ya know what, my skins looking a little too blue today”

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard 4 года назад +25

      Exactly. The blue form is her "real body" when she's not using her powers at all, therefore the shade of blue should be the same. And not even mentioning her hair, they change the colour and structure even more than her skin. Here she has a pretty nice looking, silky dark red hair when in the previous movies she looked like David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust. I get that the actress was allergic to the body paint so they had to change it and that's why the blue differs, but why they couldn't get the same wig I have no clue.

  • @soldatdaniels8738
    @soldatdaniels8738 5 лет назад +499

    "Raven died doing what she did best"
    Getting impaled! Lmao!!!

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 5 лет назад +1

      @Fartin Penis Interesting name given the joke i highlighted! Lol! Also I had no idea she was supposed to be in this! Guess it's because even her wouldn't have been able to save this movie.

  • @maisonfoley5231
    @maisonfoley5231 4 года назад +90

    11:35 His abilities aren't purely to control metal. He can control and manipulate magnetic fields. But in the movies it does seem his power was nerfed to only control metal. Excluding this scene and the end of DoFP, where he does the same thing.

    • @j2msn75
      @j2msn75 4 года назад +8

      Yeah isnt he also one of the most fucking powerful mutants

  • @jeffhoffman2018
    @jeffhoffman2018 5 лет назад +454

    "why would the hospital let him in to interview her?"
    ... maybe because he's Charles Xavier.
    Getting people to let him do things is part of his whole thing.

    • @KingKsEDC
      @KingKsEDC 5 лет назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jst_jordan
      @jst_jordan 5 лет назад +26

      FACTS. they dont let him do anything, he lets himself in

    • @timyac
      @timyac 5 лет назад +14

      They literally show later in the movie that he spoke with her father, who obviously OK'd him speaking with her. Jeremy...must have missed that?

  • @nicolasmartinez2316
    @nicolasmartinez2316 5 лет назад +330

    *Raven impaled*
    “Don’t worry I’m sure storm can fix the leaks.”
    I’m freaking dead 😂

  • @PortfolioPL
    @PortfolioPL 5 лет назад +655

    Fassbender was the only one who put effort into this.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 5 лет назад +70

      Or, plenty of people did, and Fassbender is the only one with the talent and/or skill to pull it off.

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +66

      Sophie send months studying schizophrenia for this role. She is great in the scene with her father and fine overall. EDIT: Thanks for the likes. Check out my Dark Phoenix analysis videos if you are interested.

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 5 лет назад +4

      PortfolioPL I actually thought Sheridan did a pretty good job as well.

    • @jarrettfreeney
      @jarrettfreeney 5 лет назад +3

      So the main character of the movie didn't? Ok, sure.

    • @deathbymazda
      @deathbymazda 5 лет назад +8

      Naughty Avatar Proof that wokeness ruins everything

  • @leondebus269
    @leondebus269 4 года назад +320

    Did he just sin the hospital staff letting in a guy who can literally control minds?

    • @RickMyBalls
      @RickMyBalls 4 года назад +8

      Yeah you don't let that sort of guy just go wherever.

    • @leondebus269
      @leondebus269 4 года назад +16

      @@RickMyBalls I feel like you're joking. You're joking right?

    • @FranciscoRamirez-nb4uu
      @FranciscoRamirez-nb4uu 3 года назад +7

      @@leondebus269 Well these movies usually are explicit when Xavier uses his powers, but in the hospital flashback I don't think it clearly show that.

    • @capibaradeluxe9193
      @capibaradeluxe9193 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Год назад

      And stop time.

  • @oscarortiz1529
    @oscarortiz1529 5 лет назад +2530

    you forgot Raven's terrible "we should be called X Women" line

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 5 лет назад +255

      Is that really in the film? Lol I'm the first guy who calls men bitching about women empowerment just insecure dude bitching but if that line is in the movie that's lazy lol

    • @dave101t
      @dave101t 5 лет назад +36

      what about non-letter specific beings?

    • @keinlieb3818
      @keinlieb3818 5 лет назад +299

      @@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 I have nothing against women empowerment, I just have an issue with the double standard ie there are a lot more women in nursing but you never hear about trying to get more men into nursing careers. It's only about trying to get more women into more men dominated positions like mathematics and science. But, we also never hear about trying to get more women to get into deep sea fishing, coal mining, oil drilling, or even more dangerous jobs.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +49

      @@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 Almost as if the "insecurity" was always in your head.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 лет назад +45

      It was so horrible that it didnt make the list

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 5 лет назад +248

    I am really super disappointed there wasn't a "Jean!" bonus round. It was half the lines of the movie!

    • @batmanbeyond5766
      @batmanbeyond5766 3 года назад

      JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

    • @crystaljones1935
      @crystaljones1935 Год назад +2

      Probably saving it for the Anniversary Re-Sinning?

  • @roguestar8
    @roguestar8 5 лет назад +234

    X-Men DOFP: ok, we're gonna introduce Quicksilver and hint at the fact he might be Magneto's son
    X-Men Apocalypse: Quicksilver's whole storyline is gonna be about him finding Magneto to tell him he's his son, but he's not gonna say it.
    X-Men Dark Phoenix: Quicksilver who again?

    • @bourbon0781
      @bourbon0781 5 лет назад +11

      Lol in some series even Nightcrawler is/was Mystique's child then no mention. They should have ended it in X3: Last Stand. Stewart, McKellen and Jackman knows how to play the X-men.

    • @zionmeier2531
      @zionmeier2531 5 лет назад +2

      This has nothing do to with anything but I love your profile picture! I’ve been rewatching Clone Wars and Ahsoka is incredible!

    • @roguestar8
      @roguestar8 5 лет назад +2

      Zion Meier Thank you! Can't wait til it comes back in February!!

    • @mariaathena7910
      @mariaathena7910 5 лет назад

      True

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +4

      Rei Jaaziel Aliwanon
      Because it would’ve made Mystique look like a terrible mother (which she is) Fox couldn’t do that to Hunger Games she needs to be a hero.

  • @wrebly5273
    @wrebly5273 4 года назад +169

    I like how I’m 11min into this video and he hasn’t mentioned how “Dark Phoenix” completely DESTROYED the timeline of the X-men movies.

    • @batmanbeyond5766
      @batmanbeyond5766 3 года назад +16

      And at the end of days of future past we see that everybody survived

    • @NPA1001
      @NPA1001 3 года назад +22

      @@batmanbeyond5766 apparently the Phoenix in the sky was to show that Jean still survived in some form. The plan was for a final film in the “First Class” timeline to be set on Millennium eve 1999 which would tie it into the reset Wolverine time line from Days of Future past.. but a combination of this film being so shit and killing the franchise and Disney buying Fox means that film will never come to fruition.

    • @michaelcastro5339
      @michaelcastro5339 3 года назад +5

      he does get into it at the end

    • @rogersmith3620
      @rogersmith3620 2 года назад +2

      @@NPA1001 Killing the franchise? What are you talking about? They wouldn't be making Deadpool 3 if that was the case.

    • @NPA1001
      @NPA1001 2 года назад +1

      @@rogersmith3620 Deadpool is being transferred to the MCU. The McAvoy X-Men are done, finished, kaput.

  • @thebeast619
    @thebeast619 5 лет назад +536

    "why would they let him in" 1:13
    Pause
    Yo- he's a goddamn psychic. He can will his way in. Da fuq.

    • @chimerical8746
      @chimerical8746 5 лет назад +9

      mind control everyone to let him in or ignore him

    • @silverdragon147
      @silverdragon147 5 лет назад +3

      Did you say wheel his way in? Kinda punching down at the crippled prof X no?

    • @kj6446
      @kj6446 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly! thank you!

    • @lexc1560
      @lexc1560 5 лет назад +7

      Most of the cinema sins vids are nit picky and full on absent of basic intelligence.

    • @thebeast619
      @thebeast619 5 лет назад +1

      @@lexc1560 I mean in alot of cases yes but he bounces back and forth a bit on Charles' abilities, I'm kinda surprised by this oversight because he does go very in depth in numerous other videos, but this one was just too obvious to question really lol and later on he sins them for impersonating the FBI lol

  • @finlayr9079
    @finlayr9079 5 лет назад +293

    "So you had a bad day..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crazyvillainfan4877
    @crazyvillainfan4877 5 лет назад +198

    Here's a sin: Magneto tells Jean when she first arrives to give up on vengance and how it got a hold of him for so long a few minutes later he's back on vengance.

    • @yuhmxxa6261
      @yuhmxxa6261 5 лет назад +22

      Not really, he wasn't killing Jean just because he wanted to get revenge on her killing Raven. He was trying to kill her because he believed she was too dangerous to be alive and would kill again.

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +8

      @@yuhmxxa6261 Yeah, there was footage that was cut which made that movie clear. The line in the first trailer and the director said that was also the case prior to release.

  • @vagueroy3959
    @vagueroy3959 3 года назад +92

    Magneto hitting that "But nobody cares anymore" really had me nodding my head in agreement. 13:45

  • @chasebrandenburg7938
    @chasebrandenburg7938 5 лет назад +476

    Lmao, “not everyone can be Christian Bale” 😂

  • @jjtruble7263
    @jjtruble7263 5 лет назад +354

    Until cinemasins mentioned it I didn’t realize how none of the have aged in the last 30 years

    • @daggumnametaken
      @daggumnametaken 5 лет назад +42

      Mystique is the only one with a good excuse

    • @anonymousaccount4483
      @anonymousaccount4483 5 лет назад +16

      FreedTMG Quicksilver is a speedster and they age slower

    • @daggumnametaken
      @daggumnametaken 5 лет назад +8

      @@anonymousaccount4483 he doesn't age slower in a significant way, this isn't DC, he doesn't travel at FTL speeds.

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад

      nitpick

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 5 лет назад +19

      Honestly I just stopped caring. The X-men timeline was lost long ago.

  • @MHGFTW
    @MHGFTW 5 лет назад +199

    "X-men: The huge waste of time"
    Hahaha
    "It probably would have made the same amount of money"
    Lol

  • @ryansmith-jr4gn
    @ryansmith-jr4gn 4 года назад +404

    Raven literally survived the same thing in the first X-Men movie.

    • @Telikott
      @Telikott 4 года назад +59

      that was when the plot armor was equipped on her

    • @jimjimjimmy7793
      @jimjimjimmy7793 4 года назад +25

      @@Telikott she can shape shift her organs and even into animals which the movie never did.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 года назад +19

      eh continuity differences are a thing
      and while she did get stapped - WAY fucking different
      logan's claws were like 3 percise knives - sharp and probably needed better than standard healing to fix (but maybe they had a healer on hand to help with that)
      here she got nearly torn in half damage wise - this isn't a few gut pokes with thin blades - these are like around 6 3-4 inch long spikes driven through her - hell even if she could normally heal the damage this sort of thing could cause shock or something maybe disabling her control over her ability
      also she should have that kind of control yes - she shifted into tyrion lannister after all - that's half the mass presumably so this idealistically shouldn't be an issue - of course until it is

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 4 года назад +20

      @@jimjimjimmy7793 True. She has so many cool abilities that come with her mutation, but sadly the films never really showed any of that. They just kinda nerfed her.
      I mean heck she literally had a healing factor in the comics. Not as fast as Wolverine's, but it's still a healing factor.

    • @batmanbeyond5766
      @batmanbeyond5766 3 года назад +2

      Yeah and it was aluminum, also how did she survive that

  • @Steve-O215
    @Steve-O215 5 лет назад +271

    Raven died doing what she did best
    “Getting impaled”
    Savage 😂💯

  • @borter567
    @borter567 5 лет назад +138

    Not even 1 minute
    *car crash*
    Cinema Sins: “SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY-“
    My god I lost it 😂

  • @glitch4988
    @glitch4988 5 лет назад +184

    "Why would the hospital staff let him in to interview her?"
    2 seconds later
    "Well now Professor X will manipulate your mind-" right there's your answer

    • @Iggystar71
      @Iggystar71 5 лет назад +4

      That part. 👍🏽

    • @hasvn_5021
      @hasvn_5021 5 лет назад +13

      It’s like he doesn’t even watch the movies he criticizes 👀

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 5 лет назад +17

      And that's why I barely watch this channel any more. It used to have some good criticism but now it's just about making dumb jokes and trying to be critical but being really stupid about it half the time.
      "Why did this really clearly explained thing happen!? It makes no sense!"

    • @dman3145
      @dman3145 5 лет назад

      mrcheesemunch why watch at all 😂😂😂

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 лет назад +14

      @@mrcheesemunch , to quote cinemasins themselves:
      "we're not cinema critics, we're assholes"

  • @nerdfrequently3895
    @nerdfrequently3895 4 года назад +34

    Literally all they had to do was give quicksilver more scenes and everyone would not hate it so much

  • @terryberry3212
    @terryberry3212 5 лет назад +253

    The “That’s So Raven” remark had me dead 💀

    • @emilyjoy2414
      @emilyjoy2414 5 лет назад +3

      Terry Berry same I was just about to comment that.

    • @roach-man2087
      @roach-man2087 5 лет назад

      Like Jean's parents

  • @quinnharris100
    @quinnharris100 5 лет назад +197

    “So you had a bad day”
    I spit out my water on that one

    • @NoSl33pDaGawd
      @NoSl33pDaGawd 5 лет назад +7

      By far one of the best sinnings ive seen in a while

    • @ashleyknause3580
      @ashleyknause3580 5 лет назад +2

      I laughed so hard! That was hilarious!! 😂😂😂

    • @Judasinchains
      @Judasinchains 4 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @ashleyknause3580
      @ashleyknause3580 4 года назад

      @@Judasinchains 0:58 ☺

    • @k-lo1010
      @k-lo1010 4 года назад

      it wasn’t really that good

  • @kittycats2827
    @kittycats2827 5 лет назад +387

    Another missed sin: They could have called this movie : Everyone bangs Raven.

  • @jianlopez737
    @jianlopez737 4 года назад +32

    To be honest, I think he missed a lot of sins here because he mostly slept through this movie

  • @fox2569
    @fox2569 5 лет назад +544

    Disappointed there’s no sin for the painfully forced and pathetic “X-Women” moment from Mystique.
    Also Magneto has flown plenty of times in the films before...he controls magnetic fields not just metal itself.

    • @egglordsasuke8532
      @egglordsasuke8532 5 лет назад +45

      As if an SJW like Jeremy would sin that.

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 5 лет назад +11

      Eh ,i can live with that doesnt make the movie any worse since it sucked so bad. It's punishment enough . I expected a lot more and got nothing :/ how could they fuck up Phoenix that bad ?

    • @BearManley
      @BearManley 5 лет назад +9

      The women in X-Men have ALWAYS been some of the most powerful members.... and saving the day more than everyone else.... soooooooooooooo

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 5 лет назад +31

      Bear Manley Well that’s false, the men have done the saving more than the women if you actually count, not that it matters anyway.

    • @bricksonyourhead8245
      @bricksonyourhead8245 5 лет назад +14

      @@fox2569 quicksilver, wolverine, cyclops, kurt, they combined have done more saving

  • @switchp115
    @switchp115 5 лет назад +160

    “Well, i feel nothing” i felt that

    • @Kurse_of_Kall
      @Kurse_of_Kall 5 лет назад +8

      right, like I have seen these characters on screen enough that I probably should feel something but I just... don't. Most of their screen time was just so boring that I frankly don't care that much lol

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 5 лет назад

      i c what you did there

  • @mauricedoug314
    @mauricedoug314 5 лет назад +177

    When Beast said “Last of the First Class”, Jeremy should’ve responded with “Roll cred- oh wait. Wrong sequel. Or prequel? Sinning it anyway for making me have to think”

    • @emberstudios1329
      @emberstudios1329 5 лет назад +6

      Your profile picture look like the chocolate m and ms

    • @mauricedoug314
      @mauricedoug314 5 лет назад

      Michael Smith 😂😂😂

    • @divinityquartz3428
      @divinityquartz3428 5 лет назад +8

      is it bad i read this with his voice in my head?

    • @mauricedoug314
      @mauricedoug314 5 лет назад +1

      Divinity Quartz 😂😂 nope. That’s what makes it funny

  • @JessRomeo27
    @JessRomeo27 4 года назад +39

    The mention of her buttons holding on for dear life had me CACKLING

  • @vastotales4431
    @vastotales4431 5 лет назад +245

    I know Im not the only one who started sinning movies while they're still in theaters.... CinemaSins had corrupted me

    • @namast3260
      @namast3260 5 лет назад

      Yea this is me too

    • @dyanacosta9318
      @dyanacosta9318 5 лет назад

      Vasto Tales your not the only one

    • @tamara_diamonds422
      @tamara_diamonds422 5 лет назад

      Vasto Tales same here. I actually want to make a movie just so I can add sins in it.

    • @Nockblock
      @Nockblock 5 лет назад

      Yea I do it with every movie I see in my mind

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren 5 лет назад +9

      My sister and I sometimes hear the little *ding* in our heads while we're in the theater haha.

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor 5 лет назад +221

    “When did u last do anything for the team Charles”
    Did she just for get about APOCALYPSE, Apocalypse only died because Jean got a power boost. A POWER BOOST THAT WAS IGNORED IN THIS MOVIE.

    • @captaindeadpool313
      @captaindeadpool313 5 лет назад +15

      That is the most cringe inducing dialogue in X-Men History. Imo.

    • @mephistoshel1256
      @mephistoshel1256 5 лет назад +14

      Lol I told my friend about this after the trailer came out and I broke their brains. “If she obtains the Phoenix Force in this movie how do they explain what happened in apocalypse. Cuz clearly that WAS it but fr she already had it how does she just get it in this movie AHHHHHH”

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 5 лет назад +6

      It's better than the feminist bs that was replaced with that line.

    • @sarahst-pierre2065
      @sarahst-pierre2065 5 лет назад +7

      @@mephistoshel1256 Don't get me wrong as I do believe that this movie was a let down, but from what I understood, the ""phoenix powers"" were actually hers to begin with. She was already this overworldly powerful being and that is was attracted the cosmic force. The phoenix at the end is the combination of her natual power and the cosmic force (?). thats my theory at least.

    • @Oniphire
      @Oniphire 5 лет назад +5

      @@sarahst-pierre2065 Jean is in no way otherworldly.

  • @BenefitCounterbench
    @BenefitCounterbench 5 лет назад +164

    I'm still not over the fact that Storm used her power in SPACE.

    • @n.a.02.02
      @n.a.02.02 5 лет назад +7

      I don't think she used her powers in space . She keep the air which was already inside like a bubble .

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 лет назад +42

      Do you have any idea how powerful Storm is? In the comics, she's capable of conjuing up a cosmic storm powerful enough to shake the entire planet and controlling weather on a cosmic level. So yes, Storm is capable of using her powers in space.

    • @NoSl33pDaGawd
      @NoSl33pDaGawd 5 лет назад +9

      Why wouldnt she shes an omega level mutant

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 лет назад +15

      @@NoSl33pDaGawd
      At least in the comics. She always seemed pretty useless in the movies, so I guess her using her powers in space was Fox trying to make her more powerful to please the fans, but it's a bit too little too late.

    • @NoSl33pDaGawd
      @NoSl33pDaGawd 5 лет назад +3

      @@legoking6165 Facts

  • @AA-js2rj
    @AA-js2rj 4 года назад +47

    "Even Thanos is jealous of that stylish dusting."
    God damn.

  • @wesleyrivera723
    @wesleyrivera723 5 лет назад +112

    The “ Those buttons are holding on for dear life!” had me dead 💀😂😂!

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 5 лет назад +554

    Everything Right With Dark Phoenix:
    1) Magneto
    2) Refer back to 1)

    • @Kari-tu3fs
      @Kari-tu3fs 5 лет назад +27

      Jason Brown This works for all the xmen movies really.

    • @ikeekieeki
      @ikeekieeki 5 лет назад +8

      no, he was rehashing his usual beats and did zero useful things

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 лет назад +17

      3) Refer back to number 2)

    • @randominternetperson2215
      @randominternetperson2215 5 лет назад +60

      Fassbender did an amazing job, but Magneto was really weak for this movie. I mean, in Apocalypse he literally controlled every metal on earth

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад +21

      He tried to kill a teenager (THAT HE KNEW) because she accidentally killed someone that he also tried to kill like... Two movies ago. I'm sorry but, I love Magneto in every movie but this.

  • @GenusOfficial
    @GenusOfficial 5 лет назад +578

    *Someone needs to piece together story of his college girlfriend*

  • @amandapanda3657
    @amandapanda3657 4 года назад +19

    We gonna forgot the “X-women” line. The men helped hugely all the time in all the movies just like the women

  • @erg0apollo
    @erg0apollo 4 года назад +40

    I'm here to satisfy my dark desires to sin the movie, but mostly to just watch cinemasins remove sins for Fassbender's pure existence in this film. Thank you for those removals!

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 5 лет назад +278

    Every time I see this movie mentioned, I think "Oh right, that came out."
    Every. Single. Time.

    • @shadowflower93
      @shadowflower93 5 лет назад +7

      I even went to see it and I still feel that way 🤷‍♀️

    • @paulkalibbala1339
      @paulkalibbala1339 5 лет назад +4

      Someone tweeted that he never paid for a nap until watching this movie

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +22

      *Disney acquires Fox*
      Kevin Feige: "I'm thankful... now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to it's last atom. And then... with the profits the Avengers have collected for me... create a new one, teeming with fans, that know not what they have lost but only what they have been given. A grateful universe".

    • @markpeters6430
      @markpeters6430 5 лет назад

      @@nahor88 That comment deserves a gold medal.

    • @PhantomBulletGames
      @PhantomBulletGames 5 лет назад

      @@nahor88 They called him a madman

  • @Wimpoman
    @Wimpoman 5 лет назад +197

    "What do you think the 'x' in 'X-men' stands for?"
    Remind me again, Mystique, as to who came up with the name "X-men" in First Class.

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 5 лет назад +12

      Lol, true. Edit: Damn it, it Was Moira not Mystique.

    • @C.Dat.guyoverthere
      @C.Dat.guyoverthere 5 лет назад +15

      Wrong, it was Moira.

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +8

      Moria MacTaggert came up with it.

    • @GodGotHigh
      @GodGotHigh 5 лет назад +11

      @Ronnie it does, but the screenwriters clearly didn't bother to read the source material or just didn't give a shit

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +6

      @@GodGotHigh There are several explanations for that in the comics. The Stan Lee was that the X-Men were "Extra-Men". Serious.

  • @nathanl6401
    @nathanl6401 4 года назад +26

    Hey, remember the cool and unique uniforms that they all had at the end of the last movie. Well fuck those

  • @Buster-hw8ps
    @Buster-hw8ps 5 лет назад +164

    “So you had a bad day-“
    **Subscribed**

  • @carson11100
    @carson11100 5 лет назад +297

    When X-Men: Last Stand gets better reviews then this movie you know it’s beyond bad......

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +5

      I've read a lot of reviews(over a hundred) a lot of reviewers judge this movie based on what it was marketed to be(a superhero event movie with Jean as the villain and grand finale to the series) rather than what it was made to be(a psychological thriller with Jean as the protagonist suffering from PTSD). Made video about it on my channel.

    • @redassassian
      @redassassian 5 лет назад +11

      This movie was actually pretty good. Its fake hate from nerds wanting exact comics and xmen not being with Disney

    • @Akinwalesegun
      @Akinwalesegun 5 лет назад +20

      @@agentofchaos7456 this film was neither a thriller nor did it explore what jean was going through

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +1

      @@Akinwalesegun There are several scenes in the second that are meant to invoke suspense. Just as the scene with Jean's father where they make it look like she was going to kill him. Oh, they definitely explore what she was going through. Do you know the symptoms of trauma and PTSD?

    • @donpepe8440
      @donpepe8440 5 лет назад +4

      @@redassassian oh and those "fake hating nerds" are also sexist trolls huh?

  • @massarcasman8480
    @massarcasman8480 5 лет назад +163

    I knew theres something wrong when there is no Quicksilver "cool dancing with retro music" slow-mo scene..

    • @dominicjeffrey9477
      @dominicjeffrey9477 5 лет назад +19

      Literally the only reason I watched it

    • @thebliss4616
      @thebliss4616 5 лет назад +1

      Wait isn’t that star lord

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 5 лет назад

      Yes, that would be Starlord. Quicksilver doesn‘t dance, I think.

    • @massarcasman8480
      @massarcasman8480 5 лет назад +1

      Let me edit this..
      There is no Quicksilver "save the day with retro music" slow-mo scene.. ☺️

  • @kadecoleman4104
    @kadecoleman4104 3 года назад +22

    “Charles and raven barely aged since 1962.” Uh no. Not even barely aged. They didn’t age one bit, Charles is bald and in a wheelchair and that’s it

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 года назад

      Mutant genes...somethingsomething.

  • @angeliemiranda2288
    @angeliemiranda2288 5 лет назад +336

    8:35
    Loki has daddy issues
    Gamora has daddy issues
    Star Lord has daddy issues
    Kylo Ren had daddy issues
    Luke Skywalker had daddy issues
    ...I could go on 😂

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 4 года назад +22

      Hulk

    • @elijahwilcox6215
      @elijahwilcox6215 4 года назад +35

      Erik killmonger's got daddy issues

    • @hemlock6737
      @hemlock6737 4 года назад +27

      Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch have daddy issues

    • @angryanakin
      @angryanakin 4 года назад +3

      Elijah Wilcox Kilmonger did not have daddy issues

    • @chicken595
      @chicken595 4 года назад +11

      Anakin Skywalker had daddy issues

  • @sjtimmer7
    @sjtimmer7 5 лет назад +189

    "I met Raven here..."
    In a kitchen? That's so Raven!
    Funniest thing I've heard all day...

    • @FM_LEGENDARY
      @FM_LEGENDARY 4 года назад +3

      Arne Timmer How is that funny. It’s just Jeremy adding filler to his videos. He’s not funny, all of his points are dumb, and he couldn’t even sin this horrible movie properly.

    • @Moon-oh5us
      @Moon-oh5us 4 года назад +2

      @@FM_LEGENDARY why r u so salty omg 😭

    • @FM_LEGENDARY
      @FM_LEGENDARY 4 года назад +1

      Moon How is that salty. Shut the fuck up you sensitive fanboy dickhead.

  • @profteddington8204
    @profteddington8204 5 лет назад +521

    You should change the title to “Everything’s Wrong With Dark Phoenix”.
    A subtle change, but more accurate.

  • @your_vro_justin8047
    @your_vro_justin8047 4 года назад +21

    Sin: " why would the hospital staff let him in to interview her?"
    Also Sin: " He will manipulate your mind"

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 года назад +1

      this: literally back to fucking back too

  • @iamnoone7757
    @iamnoone7757 5 лет назад +82

    0:35
    "Whatever happens in this set-up-for-tragedy backstory is certainly the fault of the parents for not sharing the radio with the whole family"
    10:07
    "Raven died doing what she did best"
    "Getting impaled"
    These parts had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahdanieldemecillo6715
    @jeremiahdanieldemecillo6715 5 лет назад +252

    “Mutant Containment Unit or a nod to something else?”
    Dude I’m dead 😂😂

  • @chianneparker2228
    @chianneparker2228 5 лет назад +106

    Dark Phoenix or “I can’t control my powers, stay away from me” cliche. I couldn’t decide in theaters

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 5 лет назад +8

      Now I'm picturing a world where Dark Phoenix and "I can't control my powers, stay away from me, the cliché, the movie," Is an actual film and they were both in theatres at the same time. One is the movie you're supposed to take seriously, and the other is a parody of that movie. I will leave it to others to guess which is which lol XD

    • @sunwolf87
      @sunwolf87 5 лет назад +8

      LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOO-
      Oh wait wrong movie. DING.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 5 лет назад +2

      @@sunwolf87 I actually still find the occasional let it go joke to be pretty funny, and yours is definitely hilarious to me lol I guess I can't let it go, either haha DING!

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 лет назад +1

      You know which other movie suffers from that cliche??
      Frozen 1.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 5 лет назад

      @@kieranstark7213 I actually never watched Frozen and I don't intend to, I just like the jokes lol

  • @hollabigT
    @hollabigT 4 года назад +20

    Definitely going there: Storm is an Omega level goddess. She can control weather patterns in space as well as on Earth or any planet she comes to...

    • @Codini_Craven
      @Codini_Craven 3 года назад

      Thank you!!

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 года назад +6

      You wouldn’t know it going purely off these movies tho where goddamn Toad can overpower her. These movies screw over so many great characters.

    • @jeffkerr807
      @jeffkerr807 3 месяца назад

      There's no weather in space.

    • @hollabigT
      @hollabigT 3 месяца назад

      @@jeffkerr807 if there's matter to be manipulated cosmically, she can do it. Solar flares, solar storms, plasma, radiation, temperature...she can control it.

  • @richierxch4959
    @richierxch4959 5 лет назад +38

    "I refuse to use an umbrella because my sorrow is so great I deserve to be soaked." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuamerriweather2861
    @joshuamerriweather2861 5 лет назад +398

    The whole movie is everything wrong with it

    • @NuikopeaDemon
      @NuikopeaDemon 5 лет назад +17

      You know I usually am sick of people saying that..... But in this case *IT'S TRUE*

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +8

      The special effects, acting, and story were decent. Problem is that it was rushed and mismarketed as an event movie when it was made to be a psychological thriller.

    • @ruthmeow4262
      @ruthmeow4262 5 лет назад +12

      I would like to see an X-Men movie done by someone who actually ~read~ the comics. C'mon guys, pull out some graphic novels and do some research. It won't kill you.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 лет назад +2

      Film exists. -Ding!

    • @daniellclary
      @daniellclary 5 лет назад +1

      Was looking down the comments to see just this one. and I only had to read two comments to get to it.

  • @MHGFTW
    @MHGFTW 5 лет назад +88

    "She died doing what she does best."
    "Getting impaled!"

    • @watbebe
      @watbebe 5 лет назад +6

      I laughed so fucking hard hahaha

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 5 лет назад +2

      Who, Raven or Jennifer Lawrence? My money is on J-Law.
      *Ding* (That's a sin for me)

  • @beckyingrahm5681
    @beckyingrahm5681 4 года назад +9

    "She died the way she lived."
    Getting implade!?
    Died XD

  • @sophieplatt5602
    @sophieplatt5602 5 лет назад +165

    “In plenty of minutes”
    Oof 🤣

  • @DcEmpyre
    @DcEmpyre 5 лет назад +41

    Surprised he didn't bring up the rain during a funeral cliche when Storm, the weather manipulating mutant, was attending. So either it rained naturally and Storm didn't stop it OR it was a sunny day and Storm made it rain.

    • @ketchup016
      @ketchup016 5 лет назад +1

      Now I'm imagining 14-year-old Storm being like, a mall goth, who walks around altering the weather to fit her ~☆~dark aesthetic~☆~

  • @kaat1
    @kaat1 5 лет назад +39

    "Don't worry, I'm sure Storm can fix the leaks." killed me.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 5 лет назад +5

      'She died as she lived' - GETTING IMPALED.

    • @Demotae
      @Demotae 5 лет назад

      I fucking hollered

  • @ItsAki14
    @ItsAki14 4 года назад +16

    “THATS SO RAVEN”😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinkeegan1357
    @kevinkeegan1357 5 лет назад +163

    "I've never seen a power reading like this..."
    IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 5 лет назад +5

      Shut up Kakarot

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 5 лет назад +7

      Goddammit, Nappa.

    • @Openmindallthetime143
      @Openmindallthetime143 5 лет назад

      @@rcslyman8929 why do I hear south Park now? .....

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад

      That memes dead, don’t know why you’re bringing it up in 2019.

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 5 лет назад +1

      @@calebproductions1264 It just got to meet King Kai, then got Shenron'd.

  • @lobs7070
    @lobs7070 5 лет назад +58

    You know the film is about to get *roasted* when the video’s twenty minutes long

  • @justzedd8430
    @justzedd8430 5 лет назад +404

    Everything wrong with Dark Phoenix
    **Shows the entire movie just shorter**

    • @makkopafruit9931
      @makkopafruit9931 5 лет назад +6

      Almost *everything* had something wrong in the movie imo. The way I see it, they could've handled some of those situations differently, like that pointless battle at new york for example. It's like every character development they ever had in previous movies was erased and they became ignorant people that don't know how to handle a situation they should have experience on logically.

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d 5 лет назад

      Rick the Brick *Spoilers
      (duh)

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад

      no

    • @AWillBReady
      @AWillBReady 5 лет назад

      @@makkopafruit9931 v 4

  • @aziizrocks
    @aziizrocks 3 года назад +6

    In the comics I remember ororo (storm) being worshipped like a goddes in Africa, by bringing rain and water to the dessert and saving hundreds of thousands of people. Buuut its cool that she is a walking ice machine in here

  • @awesomeguy9513
    @awesomeguy9513 5 лет назад +217

    Why was this film even made. I’m more confused and pissed after watching this movie and this video just shows how bad it is

    • @BraveHeartedHero1
      @BraveHeartedHero1 5 лет назад +12

      A need to cater to the wahmen audience with one of the most boring yet somehow recognizable female mutants. Jean is boring when the phoenix is not a thing while the phoenix itself is annoyingly hard to make a movie out of since there is a lot to write for it. Thats why the movies shifted into this weird personality split instead of it being an ancient power that has a boner for jean so it always flies to her ass.

    • @agentofchaos7456
      @agentofchaos7456 5 лет назад +1

      Did you completely forget about the ending of Days of Future Past.

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 года назад +6

      The movie was basically that weird child Fox tried to have right before Disney took custody of its entire family. It was originally going to be a lot different and even be a two part movie with more focus on the cosmic aspect. Not to mention all the reshooting and rewriting (supposedly) because people thought the movie was too similar to captain marvel. There were a lot of delays, bad marketing, distasteful rewrites, etc. It says a lot when deleted scenes are more well received than the initial movie. The movie ended up a rushed mess with Fox not caring about it because everyone figured the xmen would just get the reboot button after disney came along. Dark Phoenix went through the same hell New Mutants is going through still.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +5

      BraveHeartedHero1
      Jean can be and is fucking badass without the Phoenix Force, a lot writers and producers presume dying and resurrecting as fiery bird lady was he most interesting thing that happened to Jean.

    • @FM_LEGENDARY
      @FM_LEGENDARY 4 года назад +3

      The only X-Men “past” movies I like are First Class and Days of Future Past. But even DOFP was mainly an excuse to wipe out all events from X2 and above (still an excellent film imo)

  • @yeetben364
    @yeetben364 5 лет назад +207

    Nobody:
    CinemaSins when there is over 2 seconds of logos: AnGRy CiNemAsINs nOiSEs

    • @gyui1091
      @gyui1091 5 лет назад +6

      Ben Scorer can we agree that the logo sin is just low hanging fruit at this point

    • @saleusus
      @saleusus 5 лет назад

      @@gyui1091 nice name dude

    • @gyui1091
      @gyui1091 5 лет назад

      io nice profile pic

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 5 лет назад +4

      i've seen him sin a movie for no opening logos. so he's sin it eitherway

    •  5 лет назад +2

      Jesus... this meme is so overused now.

  • @DinobotTM2
    @DinobotTM2 5 лет назад +343

    Everything wrong with Dark Phoenix: "It exists"

    • @jeremysantos9766
      @jeremysantos9766 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @hodb3906
      @hodb3906 5 лет назад +6

      Jennifer lawrence

    • @keegantheplayer
      @keegantheplayer 5 лет назад +8

      Hariz
      Nah. Not J Law. I’m no SJW but I’m pretty sure she is an okay actress but I think it’s the script. Kinberg used her star power in this movie as well as Apocalypse to make her the leader of the X-Men. Before her star power in First Class, she was an okay Mystique. Whatever crap Mystique told Charles about the X-Women and all were written by Kinberg just to please the SJW’s. They’d rather have that over one simple line where Peter tells Erik that he is his son.
      Fuck Kinberg.

    • @codythedoggo7671
      @codythedoggo7671 5 лет назад +2

      @@hodb3906 the whole thing was so poorly executed and was also a mess

    • @KaiatheSiberianHusky
      @KaiatheSiberianHusky 5 лет назад +2

      @@hodb3906 +10000000000

  • @QuarioQuario54321
    @QuarioQuario54321 4 года назад +13

    I actually liked this having not seen a single X-men moving before this

  • @dpthefish6221
    @dpthefish6221 5 лет назад +192

    Kinda sad the first sin wasn’t that this movie exists

    • @justan-eli9262
      @justan-eli9262 5 лет назад +9

      Give him credit it probably was but got redundant

    • @chefbreccia2642
      @chefbreccia2642 5 лет назад

      That would imply X-Men: the Last Stand was good enough of a movie, that a redo wasn't necessary.
      I reject that implication.

    • @stevealford4121
      @stevealford4121 5 лет назад

      beautifulwhatappgirl.link/LyyqqECQ1z4

  • @Order-tx6ve
    @Order-tx6ve 5 лет назад +132

    Wasnt Beast supposed to stay in beast form forever on the last movie? Execute Order 66

    • @davelightsaber1621
      @davelightsaber1621 4 года назад +35

      Also, Magneto taught Mystique to “be Herself” in First Class. Showing Her true Skin color. That was the whole focal Point of Her conflict in that one, just For her to rock Her white Skin in this Movie ? guess it wasn’t Enough jennifer lawrence for the studio. Hence why Mystique is The leader of the Xmen in this Series? lol

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 4 года назад +5

      dave lightSaber Boy, I love capitalization.

    • @anishsingh5342
      @anishsingh5342 4 года назад

      POWWWAAAAAAAR. UNLIMITED POWWWAAAAAAAAAAER!!!😂

  • @MakarovFox
    @MakarovFox 5 лет назад +42

    7: 37 it's funny that Raven gets angry because the group is called xmen when she had that idea in first class

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack 5 лет назад +8

      No, that was Moira. A lot of people are making this mistake, I've noticed.

    • @toebbad
      @toebbad 5 лет назад +6

      You're thinking of her making Charles Professor X

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 лет назад +2

      And she suggested that X-Men should changing to be X-Women. Bitch, Quicksilver did most of the job for the last 2 movies and in the space, you were sitting there and do nothing. Didn't you lead the team in Apocalypse by saying: "We're X-Men!"? Did someone even watch the previous movies?

  • @elizabethcatlion7015
    @elizabethcatlion7015 3 года назад +10

    9:47 I don't really like Mystique, but still, I always feel like Charles could have at least made her not feel pain until she died if he supposedly loved her so much...