Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

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  • @mahdin4903
    @mahdin4903 5 лет назад +3536

    Mommy issues (GOTG), daddy issues (GOTG2), father-in-law issues (infinity war), girlfriend issues (endgame), thor issues (asguardians of the galaxy)

    • @youtubeaccount4970
      @youtubeaccount4970 5 лет назад +171

      The way him and Thor act together...boyfriend issues

    • @Mrfade-ch5jk
      @Mrfade-ch5jk 5 лет назад +33

      @@youtubeaccount4970 James Charles: HI SISTERS!

    • @landonking533
      @landonking533 5 лет назад +13

      Boss issues

    • @moosekalz254
      @moosekalz254 5 лет назад +22

      Maybe brother's issues for Thor.

    • @fl4k25
      @fl4k25 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao this is so true.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 года назад +2646

    Honestly, my ultimate goal in life is to make a movie that gets a “hahahaha” and one sin removed

    • @ndanumulatya6349
      @ndanumulatya6349 3 года назад +38

      same tbh lmfaoo

    • @Judasinchains
      @Judasinchains 3 года назад +109

      My ultimate goal would be to just make a movie that would get sinned by cinemasins in the first place

    • @KShah44
      @KShah44 3 года назад +13

      peep the Dr. Strange one with the cape scene

    • @Judasinchains
      @Judasinchains 3 года назад +1

      @Zerihun Prescott u right

    • @whiteowl2006
      @whiteowl2006 3 года назад +25

      I’d leave a little disclaimer at the beginning of the movie at the bottom that says “don’t even try it cinemasins”

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing 6 лет назад +2634

    5:48 the funny thing is the third movie that the Guardians are in is Infinity War, and if peter is dating gamora that basically makes Thanos his father in law who kills gamora causing TROUBLE WITH THE IN-LAWS and basically this one random throwaway joke from cinema sins of all places was really an accurate description of Infinity War

  • @ryanjameson8959
    @ryanjameson8959 5 лет назад +804

    You forgot one
    Scene quotes:
    Gamora: Drax jumped into the monster because the skin on the outside was too thick
    Quill: it's the same thickness on the outside as it is on the inside
    Sin: Quill would be excellent at CinemaSins

    • @maxmustermann8167
      @maxmustermann8167 4 года назад +32

      But inside you can destroy vital organs and not just the skin.
      The most stupid thing to do is attacking the skin from the inside instead of cutting whats inside, thats why they want to cut through.

    • @hayfordsarfo6623
      @hayfordsarfo6623 4 года назад +7

      that scene made me laugh so hard

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 года назад +1

      Gamora also said

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 года назад +1

      This kinda isn't true though. Something's insides are perpetually wet and therefore more tender than the outside that's likely dry and leathery. It's also easier to continue a cut as opposed to making an incision. This means that the hard leathery outside has its defensive strength compromised by cutting through the insides. This is why snakes kill their victims first before eating them. They don't want the teeth biting their tender insides. Where those same teeth can have issues penetrating the scaly hide, they'd have little issue ripping through the snake's belly.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 года назад

      @@maxmustermann8167 cutting your way out would be your 1st requirement. Not a whole lot of oxygen makes it to the stomach. You're in the process of suffocation until you can cut a hole to the outside. Best to make a breathing hole, then go find the heart.

  • @lost7149
    @lost7149 6 лет назад +8460

    Actually Draxx has superpowers, he can turn completely invinsible

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +342

      He can move so slowly and gradually, that he seems invisible. Also, he might have a boner for Thor. Also, he's dead now. :P

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 6 лет назад +64

      mrknockknock1 well until captain marvel and the gang does some shenanigans that saves everyone

    • @Kewryn
      @Kewryn 6 лет назад +42

      @Neo's Neo Co.: no... he only discovered that power in "infinity War" :P

    • @ada9508
      @ada9508 6 лет назад +8

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @elijahlynch8407
      @elijahlynch8407 6 лет назад +5

      Kewryn lol there joking

  • @SuperMase9X
    @SuperMase9X 6 лет назад +934

    "In the first movie Peter Quill had mommy issues. In the sequel he's got daddy issues. In the third one, it'll be 'trouble with the in-laws' time"
    Funny because that actually happens in Infinity War

    • @if7723
      @if7723 6 лет назад +59

      Evidence that Cinema Sins is powered by witchery.

    • @mbaldoimssotnedt2883
      @mbaldoimssotnedt2883 6 лет назад +46

      CinemaSins is better at predicting plots than Film Theory is XD

    • @DaDrumerBoi
      @DaDrumerBoi 6 лет назад +7

      I said the Same Exact thing... Infinity War = Meet the Parents aka MEET DAD

    • @kimitoboku99
      @kimitoboku99 6 лет назад +2

      i laughed so hard when he said that, Cinema Sins is god

    • @gameboxUniverse
      @gameboxUniverse 6 лет назад +2

      SuperMase9X its dad in law issu

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm6757 5 лет назад +719

    12 - actually, thats exactly how it works : once something has taken damage in an area, it is substantially easier to continue existing damage. case and point : take a sheet of rubber, try to rip it. now, take scissors, make a small cut, maybe a cm or 2, and try again : it should give, provided the rubber is thin enough. skin is similar in that, once it has failed in one spot, it is prone to continued damage adjacent to that spot

    • @keenanpringle6684
      @keenanpringle6684 5 лет назад +1

      the problem with this though is that the aliens skin is impenetrable and make his skin slightly easier to cut shouldn't work like this. In video game terms the alien has ∞ defense and having a 15 point de-buff shouldn't do anything

    • @charleybrett1663
      @charleybrett1663 5 лет назад +38

      @@keenanpringle6684 Because video game terms are the best way to talk about things that aren't video games. The science is that broken things are easier to break more. The alien's skin isn't impenetrable, it's just too tough for their relatively small weapons. If they attacked it with, I don't know, a missile or something it would die just the same.

    • @ZY1982
      @ZY1982 5 лет назад +7

      *case in point, damn it. IN POINT!

    • @nexuswolf780
      @nexuswolf780 4 года назад

      @@charleybrett1663 they were using gattling guns and explosives, it had no effect. I doubt a sword would suddenly manage to cut through just because there's an opening. That's like cutting through steel just because there's a gap in it.

    • @charleybrett1663
      @charleybrett1663 4 года назад +6

      @@nexuswolf780 You're assuming that steel has similar properties to this alien's skin, a fictional material. Obviously, it doesn't, or like you said, the sword wouldn't have worked.

  • @propheinx2250
    @propheinx2250 3 года назад +327

    "Isn't Drax just a really big dude?"
    Did you not watch the first Guardians of the Galaxy? He took machine gun rounds directly to the chest and none of em left a mark on him. The real sin back then was, how the hell was he being held in a prison that clearly couldn't contain him?

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 3 года назад +23

      cuz it was in space and he wasnt smart enough to get out

    • @Raooka
      @Raooka 2 года назад +8

      he could take machine gun rounds to the chest but he had sensitive nipples. take a guess how they were able to control him

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 года назад +9

      @@defectivepikachu4582 genius

    • @the_stewbear
      @the_stewbear 2 года назад +1

      I would’ve liked this but it already has the perfect amount of likes

    • @asandangobese7664
      @asandangobese7664 2 года назад

      still doesn't explain how he was able to jump that high

  • @taranarayan2208
    @taranarayan2208 7 лет назад +612

    ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3 will be Meet the Parents in space!’
    I can’t get over how right this would be considering that the closest thing to Gamora’s father is actually Thanos...

    • @user-sn1hi7my7x
      @user-sn1hi7my7x 7 лет назад

      Actually, it's focusing on Rockets' Origin

    • @bubbasgotback431
      @bubbasgotback431 7 лет назад +19

      I mean, that's basically the plot of infinity war

    • @raymondwalden6526
      @raymondwalden6526 7 лет назад +3

      Tara Narayan right on the dot... infinity war anyone?

    • @snakepliskin23
      @snakepliskin23 7 лет назад

      It turns into that one space movie w Tim Allen? What was that called lol I didn't see it but that's how I imagine GOTG3

    • @baba-gp8ls
      @baba-gp8ls 7 лет назад

      Tara Narayan exactly what I was thinking

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 6 лет назад +332

    The Sovereign aren't trying to get their batteries back. The Sovereign was insulted by the theft, which is why they called it heresy. The rest of the movie was them trying to defeat the GotG to prove that they're better than everyone else. It's the entire crux of their characters.

    • @SamanthaSprinkles69
      @SamanthaSprinkles69 6 лет назад +1

      Cyclops Was Right exactly !

    • @Larry-Lobster
      @Larry-Lobster 6 лет назад +1

      Yes Cyclops is right

    • @KIPMUS
      @KIPMUS 6 лет назад +3

      Also they needed an excuse to make Adam Warlock at the end

    • @TheJetsetter
      @TheJetsetter 2 года назад

      I mean... Rocket was spot on by calling them conceited douchebags.

  • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
    @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 лет назад +826

    "Avengers:Infinity War already has infinity actors in it. It promises to be the No Man's Sky of movies"
    You can tell Jeremy can't wait about this movie coming out XD

    • @reecetaylor1612
      @reecetaylor1612 7 лет назад

      Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace hhhh

    • @Frenzi99
      @Frenzi99 7 лет назад +42

      They said it was the no mans sky of movies but I distinctly remember the No Mans Sky Game being a huge disappointment. Don’t get me wrong I love the Marvel movies I just hope infinity wars doesn’t become a flop.

    • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
      @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 лет назад

      Frenzy Commander totally agree

    • @quinsey9211
      @quinsey9211 7 лет назад +5

      No mans sky is an amazing game. It was just bad when it got released but its 20x bigger than it was when it came out and its reviews skyrocketed and it became the top steam game . Its fantastic.

    • @Frenzi99
      @Frenzi99 7 лет назад +13

      Hayden Brookfield what type of alternate universe are you living in

  • @louielipsfishing9042
    @louielipsfishing9042 3 года назад +735

    To not take a sin off for “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” is a sin

  • @PilotPhteven
    @PilotPhteven 5 лет назад +879

    little bit disappointed not get a sin off for when mantis touches drax on the steps and we get to see how drax really feels.
    just think it's some of the better character development in the series.

    • @Latinofire202
      @Latinofire202 5 лет назад +55

      There's tons of character development in this movie he glossed over. Gamora and Nebula, Peter and Rocket, Rocket and Yondu, Peter and Yondu....

    • @peanut-junder
      @peanut-junder 5 лет назад +7

      I agree Steve! That was a beautiful scene.

    • @idanderi1970
      @idanderi1970 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but... their assholes

    • @whisperingwind2
      @whisperingwind2 5 лет назад +19

      idanos 1611 What about their assholes?

    • @xacmashe3852
      @xacmashe3852 2 года назад +3

      Cinemasins doesn't care about character development and I'm 80% sure he records the sins as he watches the movie drunk.

  • @stubbage9253
    @stubbage9253 6 лет назад +1726

    Mommy issues, Daddy issues, Thanos issues

    • @watermelon7295
      @watermelon7295 6 лет назад +40

      Who-if Gamora and Peter were married- would actually be his in-law.

    • @Gurushlover.
      @Gurushlover. 5 лет назад +3

      Hello

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 лет назад +3

      Ny'Quasha Garth no one thanos killed her parents

    • @TwoRandomAuzzies
      @TwoRandomAuzzies 5 лет назад +13

      Mommy issues. Daddy issues. Step daddy issues.

    • @kamikazexd2456
      @kamikazexd2456 5 лет назад +6

      In law issues

  • @soibhan7766
    @soibhan7766 6 лет назад +612

    “The first movie mommy issues second daddy issue third in laws”
    Avengers infinity war cough cough CoUgH COugH *COuGh*

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 6 лет назад +19

      Jeremy would be amazing at Cinema-oh.

    • @samturner6061
      @samturner6061 6 лет назад +1

      was just about to say this.

    • @taiiye8012
      @taiiye8012 6 лет назад +1

      WAS JUST WRITING THIS

    • @nirast2561
      @nirast2561 6 лет назад +1

      dude, get something for your coughing, that shit sound serious.

    • @bdeezy1794
      @bdeezy1794 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. King Kong real shit ✊

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 5 лет назад +1651

    Jeremy: *sins Stan Lee*
    Me: "This is not okie dokie."

    • @babagoogo1
      @babagoogo1 4 года назад +59

      You can’t sin Stan Lee and get away with it

    • @6kiyori
      @6kiyori 4 года назад +1

      It's a joke I think

    • @cptyolowaffle
      @cptyolowaffle 4 года назад +5

      He be like: okie dokie, Stan Lee’s a jokie
      Boooooooo

    • @Adolfrizzler1738
      @Adolfrizzler1738 4 года назад +1

      This was before he passed away

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 4 года назад +16

      @@Adolfrizzler1738 He was still a legend before passing away

  • @dubanx3889
    @dubanx3889 6 лет назад +170

    Actually that space death scene was surprisingly accurate, considering the ridiculousness you normally see in these things. People can remain conscious in a vacuum for about 30 seconds, which is exactly what you see here.

    • @jakewhite3132
      @jakewhite3132 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah. The biggest sin here is hiring Tommy Flanagan as a mauve shirt.

    • @pennywisevt
      @pennywisevt 6 лет назад

      but can they remain conscious at about minus 270 celsius?

    • @_Feanor_.
      @_Feanor_. 6 лет назад +5

      Yes, space is cold. But there is no air to transfer it to your body. What happens is your body slowly pumps out it's heat into the void. It get's cold, but you don't instantly freeze to death. You suffocate way before that.
      At leasts that's what I heard from scientists. Don't remember exactly where or from which. Could've been degrasse tyson.

    • @Wlerin48
      @Wlerin48 6 лет назад +4

      That scene was not only scientifically accurate, it was also *necessary* to counteract the hogwash all the movies he named have taught movie audiences, so that later scenes in the movie make sense.

    • @himanshushekharjha6248
      @himanshushekharjha6248 6 лет назад

      Feanor _ you're stupid. Space has no air pressure, your blood has one. Your body will explode.

  • @ultimate3885
    @ultimate3885 7 лет назад +358

    For sin 55 at 8:21, you said he died too slow while in space. Assuming near human biology, he died too fast.
    It takes about 15 seconds for you to pass out as the oxygen in your body is used up. You wouldn't freeze right away since the heat in your body can't be expelled that fast (a vacuum is actually a decent insulator since there is nothing for the heat to transfer to, so it would slowly radiate away). And you wouldn't explode from the decrease in pressure since human skin is strong enough to hold yourself together. Assuming you don't hold your breath (which would rupture your lungs due to the pressure difference) you could survive for about 2 minutes without permanent injury if you were resuscitated. You could argue for longer if you include surviving with permanent injury.

    • @diefty94
      @diefty94 7 лет назад +13

      Dark Phoenix Ding!

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 7 лет назад +80

      Immediately went hunting for a comment when I saw that sin. Thank you for writing this so that I didn't have to.

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 7 лет назад +2

      Thank you. Well said.

    • @RALPHYBOYHD
      @RALPHYBOYHD 7 лет назад +2

      Thank you.

    • @coleeverse7
      @coleeverse7 7 лет назад +5

      Dark Phoenix THANK YOU!!! I was hoping someone would say this.

  • @Justin-ts3ig
    @Justin-ts3ig 6 лет назад +1562

    Can we talk about how accurate 5:47 is???
    (“Third one” is Infinity War)

    • @theloaf6063
      @theloaf6063 6 лет назад +35

      Ballora And the Minireenas that was in a tweet exactly like that

    • @tobznoobs
      @tobznoobs 6 лет назад +25

      ha not even peter parker can raise his middle finger to vulture while star lord pissed off thanos.

    • @lindsayirelandcombs
      @lindsayirelandcombs 6 лет назад +2

      Ballora And the Minireenas yes

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +1

      It's not at all accurate.

    • @transformers_quotes5738
      @transformers_quotes5738 6 лет назад +22

      "I like him"

  • @edoff17
    @edoff17 5 лет назад +1120

    Cinema sins: calls Stan Lee cameos annoying
    Me: >:(

    • @203joeman
      @203joeman 5 лет назад +75

      Seriously, I don't care that the video was made before his death, he is the reason these movies and characters that inspired many other people exist in the first place. I know I always looked forward and enjoyed his cameos in the movies. R.I.P. Stan Lee

    • @jameswhite-aldworth2804
      @jameswhite-aldworth2804 4 года назад +9

      Always annoyed by Stan Lee’s self aggrandizing cameos.

    • @mr.superior842
      @mr.superior842 4 года назад +3

      @@jameswhite-aldworth2804 O_O

    • @mr.superior842
      @mr.superior842 4 года назад +22

      @@jameswhite-aldworth2804
      #1 a lot of famous people do it
      #2 Is not self-aggrandizing, him being alive was promoting himself it was more of an Easter egg for fans
      #3 I clearly see you did not make a comment on the cameos other Marvel people that always do cameos which I bet you didn't notice because it's not Stan lee
      #4 if he didn't make cameos people get mad as they did with the Deadpool 2
      #5 he made most of the Marvel characters so basically, he didn't have to promote himself all he had to do is promote all the characters.

    • @samanthaclaremejia7975
      @samanthaclaremejia7975 4 года назад +7

      IKR I always SEARCHED every marvel movie I watch for the Stan lee cameos and I always have a wave of happiness go over me when I see it

  • @MrJoobiem
    @MrJoobiem 5 лет назад +432

    If I took a drink every time you used "Ex Machina" in each video I would've died from liver poisoning 6 videos ago.

    • @MegaMcstan
      @MegaMcstan 4 года назад +5

      Ding!!

    • @Jacob_267
      @Jacob_267 4 года назад +4

      YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s what I’m saying! I don’t even understand the reference! Can u explain?

    • @noodlefire64
      @noodlefire64 4 года назад +10

      Jacob i believe it’s when something unexplained/unrealistic comes in outta nowhere and saves the day think it’s an old Greek term, used when they would lower a god into a scene of a play to solve all problems 😅

    • @darksynth0
      @darksynth0 4 года назад +5

      it translates as "god from a machine". i.e. some PRETTY CONVENIENT ALL SOLVING PLOT DEVICE

    • @efsevioskanidis540
      @efsevioskanidis540 4 года назад +8

      @@noodlefire64 hello. I'm Greek and I can kinda explain. In Greece, we call it "απο μηχανής θεού (apò mihanís theú). Usually, in ancient theater plays, there used to be a huge problem which humans were unable to solve. One of the twelve gods, would give them the solution right away, and the play would end.

  • @alchemy-the-animated-series
    @alchemy-the-animated-series 7 лет назад +2614

    Marvel just makes their logo openings longer and longer. One day there will be a movie called the marvel logo.

    • @iloveyouguys5974
      @iloveyouguys5974 7 лет назад +5

      The new Siri Great 😂

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 7 лет назад +11

      This one was stupid and cliched. "OH HA HA ITS BABY GROOT WALKING AROUND WITH MEYHEM GOING ON AROUND HIM SO FUNNY HA HA!!!"

    • @luuhuuduong6085
      @luuhuuduong6085 7 лет назад +2

      Rap God can be defeated by this guys ruclips.net/video/-E87LdnxMfc/видео.html

    • @theomik
      @theomik 7 лет назад

      The new Siri Great I hope

    • @dontfeedthetrolls9798
      @dontfeedthetrolls9798 7 лет назад +8

      It'll make millions...

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 4 года назад +77

    Okay, "I'm Mary Poppins y'all!" Should have been worth at LEAST one sin off. I legit think it's the funniest line from any movie I've ever seen. And the far too late "Mantis! Look out!" from Drax a few seconds later was also hilarious.

  • @lizewilcox9898
    @lizewilcox9898 5 лет назад +80

    He is chill
    He hangs with Quill
    But most importantly,
    He stands so incredibly still

  • @waverunner2812
    @waverunner2812 7 лет назад +287

    No role credits after Rocket says "Welcome to the frickin guardians of the Galaxy"?

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 7 лет назад +42

      He didn’t say “Vol. 2” in that sentence though

    • @UnknownLegend1296
      @UnknownLegend1296 7 лет назад +8

      roll*

    • @raphaelrobles8104
      @raphaelrobles8104 7 лет назад

      SeaRunner - Brawl Stars course not, it’s the second movie, they’ve already established the “Guardians of the Galaxy” name

  • @IceBrys
    @IceBrys 7 лет назад +301

    What's ironic is the fact that he made a joke saying that the next movie would be, "Trouble with the In-Laws" issues... When the next movie the Guardians are to be in is Infinity Wars, in that movie they will be fighting Thanos, and Thanos is the 'father' of Peter Quill's love interest. There is a REALLY good chance that it actually happens.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 7 лет назад +14

      HahahahahagahahahahahahahHahahahahagahahahahahahahHahahahahagahahahahahahahHahahahahagahahahahahahahHahahahahagahahahahahahah
      *Oh shit*

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 7 лет назад +1

      I want to see that.

    • @iainhansen1047
      @iainhansen1047 7 лет назад +2

      IceBryker hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @fathm4623
      @fathm4623 7 лет назад +7

      I thought that WAS the joke because it is probably gonna happen

    • @KillerWailz
      @KillerWailz 7 лет назад +5

      I was thinking the same thing 😂 and the cool part is how they both will have fathers that want to rule the galaxy

  • @kingcheese17
    @kingcheese17 6 лет назад +314

    Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 1: mommy issues
    Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2: daddy issues
    Avengers Infinity War: in-law issues

    • @justintimex8608
      @justintimex8608 5 лет назад +11

      KingCheese17 Avengers: Endgame - Girlfriend issues

    • @alimarra8923
      @alimarra8923 5 лет назад +6

      Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3: Asgardian issues
      T hats my guess at least

    • @DavesGroovesandCreations
      @DavesGroovesandCreations 5 лет назад +3

      KingCheese17 Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3: son/daughter or marriage issues.

  • @imgonnaoofalot6836
    @imgonnaoofalot6836 5 лет назад +355

    *character breathes*
    THAT'S A SIN

  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant 7 лет назад +2656

    "Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot!"

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 7 лет назад +172

      top 10 things about clickbait that you -didn't care- didn't know.

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant 7 лет назад +136

      Epic burn, congrats...

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 7 лет назад +33

      no shit

    • @Gooombaa
      @Gooombaa 7 лет назад +14

      Screen Rant yooo I'm a big fan

    • @MOMO-m0m0
      @MOMO-m0m0 7 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @Mathadar
    @Mathadar 7 лет назад +176

    "Do the you really think one sacrifice cleans up his record?"
    The fact he didn't give Quill over because he found out that Ego was killing the kids he was delivering to him, and stopped trading kids forevermore? Yeah, also dying saving that same kid, again, was enough for them to give him a proper funeral. He was an asshole for trading in kids after all, but it was when he found out WHY, that he stopped, and raised that one as his own kind, even if he was a dick about it, it still saved Peter Quill's life, not only before the movies, but several times in the first and second films.

    • @alexhuerta2140
      @alexhuerta2140 7 лет назад +29

      Also he helped save the galaxy. Remember Ego was about to take over everything

    • @kyuven
      @kyuven 7 лет назад +9

      Yondu's a shitty parent, but he wasn't exactly parent material to begin with. And doing what basically amounts to standing between Ego and Peter for multiple decades is pretty badass, even if he's a dick.

    • @Hana-ie3kz
      @Hana-ie3kz 7 лет назад +1

      When he said "cleans up his record" he meant regarding the people on his team, not Peter, because Yondu broke the code

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 7 лет назад +1

      I guess those thousands of dead kids is washed away clean as long as you save one person's life and unknowingly save the galaxy....
      Seems legit....

    • @alicelaybourne1620
      @alicelaybourne1620 5 лет назад

      @@snatchadams69 isn't the point that he didn't know until Peter (that the kids were being killed)

  • @lizewilcox9898
    @lizewilcox9898 7 лет назад +287

    LOL 😂
    Jermey: The Winter Soldier killed my mom! MARTHA! WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA

    • @Apples4Applez
      @Apples4Applez 7 лет назад +12

      Its the tone he uses that makes it much more hilarious

  • @fox_girl2425
    @fox_girl2425 5 лет назад +163

    With what firing with the intent to miss!?
    Me: Have the stormtroopers been giving lessons all this time?

    • @BestLegend134
      @BestLegend134 4 года назад +2

      Im scrolling through the comments and see this perfect comment 10/10 good one

  • @littlemixlyrics6613
    @littlemixlyrics6613 7 лет назад +241

    I think the reason that Rocket can understand Groot but Groot can't really understand Rocket is because Groot's still a baby. It's kinda like an adult talking to a toddler.

    • @kaworureal1736
      @kaworureal1736 6 лет назад +5

      Little Mix Lyrics wait, you can understand toddlers?!

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +9

      Fun fact, Thor speaks Groot. They taught it in Asgard, it was an elective. :P

    • @alicelaybourne1620
      @alicelaybourne1620 5 лет назад +2

      @@kaworureal1736 Most mothers *I know it is weird to call Rocket a mother* can definitely understand their own toddler. My son said Turn for Light (as in turn on/turn off) and I knew what he meant. Now the more complicated phrase later with the f-bomb...maybe that is a stretch.

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 лет назад +1004

    Star Lord's dad pulled off a top 10 Anime Betrayal

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад +1

      Could you please tell me WHY he betrayed the guy? I'm not interested enough to spend time and money watching both movies, but I am curious and confused.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 лет назад

      That video is unavailable, lord nermal.

    • @Redflametrow
      @Redflametrow 7 лет назад +19

      If anything Taserface's mutiny was better. Sure more emotion with Star Lord, but people you've worked with for like 30 years vs a guy you met 2 days ago. Just seems like you need trust for a betrayal. So maybe top 20 in the MCU.

    • @alessandrajackson8475
      @alessandrajackson8475 7 лет назад

      UnPhayzable 😅

    • @davis1242
      @davis1242 7 лет назад

      Subscribe to my RUclips channel plz try get me to 100 subs I'm on 53 now cmn helnme out

  • @emilyr7888
    @emilyr7888 7 лет назад +1301

    *”How in the name of math”*

  • @SuspiciousdishesGaming
    @SuspiciousdishesGaming 4 года назад +72

    "in the third it will be trouble with the in laws, in space." Oh sweet Jeremy, you have no idea how right you were.

  • @adityahumnabadkar2626
    @adityahumnabadkar2626 7 лет назад +531

    In the first movie,Peter had mommy issues, in the second movie,he had daddy issues. Now in the third one he has in laws issue( thanos).

    • @Broadpaw_Fox
      @Broadpaw_Fox 7 лет назад +20

      Apparently you haven't seen the trailer for Infinity War yet... It's spot on. ;)

    • @hotdoghat_6145
      @hotdoghat_6145 7 лет назад +6

      Mommy is alright, daddy is alright they just seem a little weird....Surrender! Surrender!

    • @bradsmith4820
      @bradsmith4820 7 лет назад +1

      Wait.....inlaw? The fuck? What am i missing here

    • @Danosauruscrecks
      @Danosauruscrecks 6 лет назад +1

      He's basically the Ben Stiller of the MCU lol

    • @gothamnights2545
      @gothamnights2545 6 лет назад

      Aditya Humnabadkar yep

  • @carterthompson9473
    @carterthompson9473 6 лет назад +208

    That “trouble with the in-laws” comment aged beautifully.

    • @darthcerebus
      @darthcerebus 6 лет назад +3

      I came down here to say the same thing

    • @ND-gg2hh
      @ND-gg2hh 6 лет назад +1

      XD thanos

    • @sarahgallagher7014
      @sarahgallagher7014 6 лет назад +1

      SpiritArtz yes, apparently, and they better address this when they sin Infinity War.

    • @MarshallTheArtist
      @MarshallTheArtist 6 лет назад

      @@sarahgallagher7014 but they haven't sinned Infinity War yet. What are you talking about?

    • @mashed4553
      @mashed4553 6 лет назад

      Marshall Wilcox he/she is saying when they do not that they have

  • @rhade194
    @rhade194 6 лет назад +543

    Real aircraft also allow both a pilot and co-pilot to control them, each with their own yoke. One sin for CinemaSins.

    • @ineedhoez
      @ineedhoez 6 лет назад +6

      At the same time?

    • @rhade194
      @rhade194 6 лет назад +39

      When one pilot manipulates the yoke, it moves the yoke of the other pilot. So.....yes lol.

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 6 лет назад +12

      No, a sin for each one of you fanboys taking these videos seriously.

    • @randomanonymousidentity3148
      @randomanonymousidentity3148 5 лет назад +5

      Infinity plus one. They did an “everything wrong with cinema sins” which was Infinity and then added 5 in a different video so infinity plus 6

    • @iancypes5911
      @iancypes5911 5 лет назад

      @@rhade194 But that doesn't mean the co-pilot's yoke turns off completely when the other pilot starts steering

  • @dyorama_7433
    @dyorama_7433 3 года назад +134

    The stan lee talking to the watchers is actually genius because they watch everything in the marvel universe and since he created it he is the only one who can explain things about it to them. In all their knowledge, Stan can tell them about how the creator inserted himself in their reality, one of the few things they don't know.

    • @joelbest2424
      @joelbest2424 10 месяцев назад

      Though every character in this movie was created by someone else. Also, he had a lot of help creating the Marvel universe. A lot.

  • @marksaad4376
    @marksaad4376 7 лет назад +3383

    I’m mary poppins y’all!!!

    • @rahimjoseph211
      @rahimjoseph211 7 лет назад +8

      Mark S. Mary*

    • @marksaad4376
      @marksaad4376 7 лет назад +13

      Mason Joseph thanks mate

    • @Beardedprof
      @Beardedprof 7 лет назад +7

      Fuck off and fuck you you shitty fuck. Did you really need to waste your fucking time with doing that on a random comment section on RUclips? Really?

    • @Vaxtrum
      @Vaxtrum 7 лет назад +56

      blahbbity Blohpitty R u mad

    • @marksaad4376
      @marksaad4376 7 лет назад +4

      blahbbity Blohpitty ha!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +1705

    Didn't sin a Halloween movie on friggin' Halloween. 10K sins.

  • @Scripzure
    @Scripzure 5 лет назад +464

    i dont think Jeremy understands that people like gamora, drax, nebula, etc. are supposed to be super durable. so all the "they survive this" sins are just padding

    • @gordonbarnes3541
      @gordonbarnes3541 5 лет назад +56

      I think most of his sins are just padding.

    • @inkandesk
      @inkandesk 5 лет назад +17

      Wyatt L I mean gamora was trained to be a badass mofo able to survive/kill anything

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 5 лет назад +20

      Movie: be's midly stupid for entertainment purposes.
      Cinemasins: ding ding ding!

    • @thedolphin602
      @thedolphin602 5 лет назад +10

      unless ur skull is made out of vibranium i don't think you are going to survive smashing into a wall of rocks headfirst.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 5 лет назад

      But does the movie explain that?

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 года назад +14

    drax being brutally honest about everything is the best part of his character

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 6 лет назад +748

    death in space actually is not instant

    • @seanraistrick2776
      @seanraistrick2776 6 лет назад +35

      Feileri K I know; oxygen levels in your blood and water levels in your cells are slowly reduced.

    • @perhapsso1909
      @perhapsso1909 6 лет назад +55

      the pressure in your body is about 101000 Pascal's. The pressure will be so low that boiling point of liquids in your body will reduce meaning that air bubbles form in the circulatory system, which consequently impeads blood flow and due to the high pressure results in your body growing maybe twice if even thrice in size. It's not a slow death, rather it is quite quick and painful.

    • @nubjens4204
      @nubjens4204 6 лет назад +29

      but not instant

    • @perhapsso1909
      @perhapsso1909 6 лет назад +8

      Neo Neosays well, if I were to expose you for s spilt second in space close to a star. I'm sure you'd boil and vaporize quite near instant lmao.

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 6 лет назад +48

      You would actually pass out before space started to kill you by ebullism (blood bubbles) and asphyxiation, so it would not be painful. There is a few minutes where you could survive but, as you are unconscious, you would need someone to save you. You wouldn't even start to freeze, because heat leaves your body very slowly in a vacuum (by radiation.) I just learned this from google, come on people.

  • @haruchan620
    @haruchan620 6 лет назад +395

    "trouble with in-laws" foreshadowing Infinity War eh

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +1

      No, that's nothing like Infinity War.

    • @louis4529
      @louis4529 6 лет назад +21

      mrknockknock1 Thanos is kind of like his father in law..

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +1

      No, that's absolutely wrong, Thanos is not at all or even kind of like Quill's father in law.

    • @syfildin523
      @syfildin523 6 лет назад +4

      mrknockknock1 How so? If he is in a relationship with Gamora, Thanos is, essentially his FIL

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +3

      Same dumbass excuse. Thanos was never shared a consentual connection with Gamora, and even though on paper, he could qualify as her "adoptive father", in reality, he kidnapped her and lured her innocent young self. He killed her real parents. So yeah, even though Thanos raised Gamora and truly loved her, he was not even the least bit her father. Also, even if Thanos did qualify as Gamora's actual father or actual adoptive father, Peter Quill and Gamora never got married. "Father-in-law" is a legal title applied only when that man's son/daughter is married to the son/daughter-in-law. In short, Thanos wasn't Gamora's father, not Peter's father in law, and definitely not any kind of friendly title holder to anyone. He was a madman, an enemy, a terrorizer of worlds, and deserves absolutely no respectful position from anyone.

  • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
    @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 7 лет назад +931

    I agree. Drax is the best thing abt these movies. I actually thought I'd hate him, but, he did very well.

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 7 лет назад +3

      Cinemasine? So close. Just, so close you were. You fucking moron.

    • @yamenalrawi3137
      @yamenalrawi3137 7 лет назад

      Icons رمضان علىءؤطرزر و 1 إذا only eat Brains, Dummy . داخلية

    • @andrewlevi3460
      @andrewlevi3460 7 лет назад

      Yamen alrawi

    • @nailsoy2311
      @nailsoy2311 7 лет назад +11

      I think Drax is cringeworthy.

    • @user-tw8dq7iw3f
      @user-tw8dq7iw3f 7 лет назад

      I only eat Brains, Dummy ruclips.net/video/EZKJzFPXL8Y/видео.html

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 года назад +38

    I wanna commend Pratt for his acting during Yondu's death scene. It felt real as you could hear the desperation and distress in his voice and facial movements, and then add on a layer of frantic frustration as he realized he couldn't take the space suit thingy off to help him.

  • @ryconroleplays
    @ryconroleplays 7 лет назад +654

    8:25 It'll actually take a fair bit longer than you think to die out there

    • @IronmanV5
      @IronmanV5 7 лет назад +88

      3-3 1/2 minutes. In fact there was a guy testing space suits in a vacuum chamber when there was a malfunction and the suit de-pressurized. The only thing that happened was he passe out after 15-20 seconds.
      It took 90 seconds to pressurize the chamber he was in and he woke right back up when they did. Only ill effect was a sore ear.

    • @nhhoa9056
      @nhhoa9056 7 лет назад +8

      Didn’t expect you to be here. Hi

    • @MatRuizH
      @MatRuizH 7 лет назад +13

      actually is very accurate, the fluids escaping his body and freezing around him, and it would take at least two minutes for him to die, there were experiments done on animals to prove that

    • @NitroCigarette
      @NitroCigarette 7 лет назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/3p1ndUL-yRY/видео.html
      Now shush

    • @zacharywolf5666
      @zacharywolf5666 7 лет назад +4

      Space itself might take awhile but what about the explosive decompression when going to what is presumably 1 ATM to 0 ATM

  • @-moyo-
    @-moyo- 6 лет назад +93

    Guardians of the galaxy vol. 3
    Just a picture of a raccoon sitting alone next to a road.

  • @someguy6369
    @someguy6369 7 лет назад +277

    Not even a minus sin for Yondu's funeral scene... that shit almost brought me to tears.

    • @TheWeirdSideofTown
      @TheWeirdSideofTown 7 лет назад +13

      Some Guy some people just arent soft man

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 7 лет назад +1

      Lol...same though

    • @JaceGem
      @JaceGem 7 лет назад +16

      That shit DID bring me to tears. Extremely heart breaking and extremely well done.

    • @warmandgooey4611
      @warmandgooey4611 7 лет назад +2

      HE WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS!!!!

    • @BlizzyFoxTF
      @BlizzyFoxTF 7 лет назад +9

      I'm Mary Poppins y'all....

  • @DuffyLONER64
    @DuffyLONER64 5 лет назад +92

    I love this movie, and it's probably one of my favorite MCU movies, if not one of my favorite movies of all time. However, there are two things that I have issues with, both of which you brought up:
    1. The scene where Gamora convinces Peter to go with Ego should totally have been swapped.
    2. WHY THE HELL WOULD EGO CONFESS THAT HE PUT THE TUMOR IN QUILL'S MOTHER??!?

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 4 года назад +25

      1. Because gamora went trough all of that shit with her parents and thanos And all of that so when she sees peter have the chance to be reunited with hes father of course she would want him to. Quill is in doubt because Ego left his mom to die without him even being there.
      2. He probably got a little cocky and just let it slip out. He is a god yeah but he still makes some mistakes

    • @flaco4ever905
      @flaco4ever905 4 года назад +2

      @ANTHONY THOMAS Small g son

    • @dylankeeler5606
      @dylankeeler5606 2 года назад +1

      This is like the worst marvel movie 😂

  • @petermeier2695
    @petermeier2695 7 лет назад +428

    No sin off for the Taserface joke? I mean, come on... I laughed my ass of when the Sovereign laughed in his face just before his death

    • @TJ52359
      @TJ52359 7 лет назад +13

      what's to Sin?... it's a stupid name, it was treated as a stupid name, and the stupidity of the name was noted an appropriate amount of times...
      - not making the Joke would have netted a sin for ignoring the stupidity...
      - and only one character making the Joke would have earned a "_______ would be excellent at Cinema sins" sin

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 7 лет назад +3

      What's to sin is that that name deserves a sin for just being the name.

    • @TJ52359
      @TJ52359 7 лет назад +1

      which they called attention to and several people independently mocked 'in universe'... no one making a joke or a single reference would get sins as i stated because then it is the 'creators' are asking the audience to accept 'taser-face' as a valid Nom-de-guerre ... the running gag 'absolves it, because it is a trope that worked as planned without feeling 'trope-ish'

    • @nuntiuso7347
      @nuntiuso7347 7 лет назад +13

      Guys, the OP said "no sin OFF", meaning it deserved a sin removal, not that Taserface was a sin.

    • @petermeier2695
      @petermeier2695 7 лет назад

      Thanks, dude... I already thought I had forgotten the "OFF", but apparently the others just didn't bother to read my comment properly

  • @QuarterLifeCrises
    @QuarterLifeCrises 7 лет назад +226

    Actually Neil deGrasse Tyson would tell you that the death would NOT be instantaneous.

    • @Dynamo_06
      @Dynamo_06 7 лет назад +23

      He'd probably laugh at him since you can find that out with a quick google search

    • @chocoblocka
      @chocoblocka 7 лет назад

      My thought as well

    • @goomyworms3130
      @goomyworms3130 7 лет назад +5

      There wouldn't be a lack of blood flow, you would suffocate.

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 7 лет назад +7

      And that the "Ravagers dying in cold space" scene was really dark and well done, and really more worthy of a sin subtraction than a sin. Or is that just me?

    • @jxk6634
      @jxk6634 7 лет назад +1

      Maggot was likely referring to the absence of oxygen, and even if you gi unconscious within 10 mins it takes much longer to actually die

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 7 лет назад +190

    10:29 Best description of that scene ever. Also, my favorite scene from the movie. *I like glowing objects.*

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      @meinstaaken 7 лет назад +12

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    • @joshlegacy1101
      @joshlegacy1101 7 лет назад +2

      sauers current This is like the 5th time I've seen- wait, your a different one.

    • @thinthinnwe2186
      @thinthinnwe2186 7 лет назад

      BoBo

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      @evilboobookin8970 7 лет назад +4

      Wil Helm Oh wow, this is so huge! But I have had my own spam bot before. But nothing like this! I've had the common _Jacksepticeye_ bot, and even the _Touch My _*_**_*_ You Will Like It_ bot above! But never something like this! **Snif** Thank you, so much, RUclips!

  • @ianchristian2447
    @ianchristian2447 4 года назад +16

    5:50 man really predicted the interactions between Quill and Thanos. “Trouble with the in-laws” is basically the whole reality stone chapter

  • @CharlotteSmoothie
    @CharlotteSmoothie 7 лет назад +122

    i'm surprised cinemasins didn't comment on how the Sovereign queens rollout carpet just so happened to run out perfectly where Yondu and his men were. Slacking my boii

    • @jhandu_jogi
      @jhandu_jogi 7 лет назад +2

      Actually it doesnt run out. You might wanna check that up again.

    • @CharlotteSmoothie
      @CharlotteSmoothie 7 лет назад +3

      Ahan Sagreiya then how come it ran out? Lol I think you need to watch again, get rollout carpet that got stuck on her way to yondu, it runs out right as she gets to them.

    • @jhandu_jogi
      @jhandu_jogi 7 лет назад +3

      James O'Neil But it gets stuck then continues.

    • @CharlotteSmoothie
      @CharlotteSmoothie 7 лет назад +2

      Ahan Sagreiya then it runs out lol

    • @CharlotteSmoothie
      @CharlotteSmoothie 7 лет назад +7

      Just watch that scene again you'll see, the carpet comes completely off the roller when it runs out

  • @Tanx33
    @Tanx33 6 лет назад +224

    you keep saying "people surviving" these random blows to the body or falls or explosions.....They aren't human. How do you know what it takes to kill an alien race by blunt force?

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 5 лет назад +10

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • @Lvl1.Sentry
      @Lvl1.Sentry 5 лет назад +15

      Because that is basic human thinking mentality: "Hit something hard enough, and it will die."

    • @DemonKing19951
      @DemonKing19951 5 лет назад +19

      One thing about these movies is that before the third thor movie and infinity war they really don't give a good idea on how strong these characters actually are. The only one that ever felt insanely powerful was the hulk, the rest of them more or less just felt like 'human plus'.

    • @DemonKing19951
      @DemonKing19951 5 лет назад +5

      I know personally I was actually excited when I finally got to see Thor managing to to really show case he isn't just summoning basic lightning and throwing a supernaturally unstoppable hammer. Though I will say they definitely needed to do a better job of show casing some of these powers in earlier movies even if just through things like smashing them with steel beams and having those bend.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 5 лет назад +10

      He keeps talking about drax like he's a normal guy lmao at least fucking google drax the character before making a dumbshit comment.

  • @mazimadu
    @mazimadu 7 лет назад +203

    5:50 "First he has mommy issues, then he has daddy issues, THE NEXT ONE WILL BE MEET THE PARENTS IN SPACE!"
    *He's not joking*

    • @MoviePro84
      @MoviePro84 7 лет назад +5

      You're acting like we wouldn't wanna watch that. 😂

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 7 лет назад +22

      Well, in Infinity War he is going to be fighting his (kinda sorta) girlfriend's dad.

    • @luisulloa9766
      @luisulloa9766 7 лет назад

      mazimadu Eizn

    • @jared30
      @jared30 7 лет назад

      Thanos

  • @aliciabutler8424
    @aliciabutler8424 5 лет назад +10

    I love the reference to Kurt Russel smashing a priceless antique guitar in the Hateful Eight

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 лет назад +1139

    *A moment of silence for Yondu 🙏*

    • @samedud6695
      @samedud6695 7 лет назад

      I can’t feel bad 4 him because his new fin is super lame

    • @kingrogers5010
      @kingrogers5010 7 лет назад +5

      Yondu the only character that makes gotg funny besides groot

    • @isaacwilliams5583
      @isaacwilliams5583 7 лет назад

      Btw that emoji is a high five, lol.

    • @Spinosaurus44
      @Spinosaurus44 7 лет назад +4

      Same Dud That new fin was supercool.

    • @josephnaguip9865
      @josephnaguip9865 7 лет назад

      can you help me to publish my youtube channel
      ruclips.net/channel/UClEuVKosmosaboEegR-h8Cw?view_as=subscriber

  • @demospolsion6539
    @demospolsion6539 5 лет назад +247

    Dis this man actually pretend to snore during a Yondu scene?

    • @kingswarthy
      @kingswarthy 5 лет назад +20

      Demospolsion the audacity

  • @brightsideofmaths
    @brightsideofmaths 7 лет назад +175

    8:22: I'm pretty sure Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson would be very happy with the duration of the death scene. Near-instantaneous death would be the real sin!

    • @emikm5356
      @emikm5356 7 лет назад +16

      Really the sin is that they died from freezing rather than asphyxiation. Space is cold--but the vacuum means you would have to radiate heat away which is slower than running out of oxygen

    • @akhilnair1137
      @akhilnair1137 7 лет назад

      I can agree with that
      Considering the fact that they are necessarily not humans and might have a different body structure .

    • @emikm5356
      @emikm5356 7 лет назад +3

      Jamie Gough well most people dont create that much heat. If you hold your breath and get under a hundred blankets--the lack of air will drive you out sooner than the heat. In any case you do radiate heat in space and will freeze, just not in a few seconds

  • @kristinaebert6998
    @kristinaebert6998 5 лет назад +22

    I think you missed when the Sovereign were walking into the snow town, and the servants are pulling out the rug, and it ends exactly where she need to stand. What if she had to walk any further?

  • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
    @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 7 лет назад +168

    “Outta the way, dumber, smaller Groot!” I lost my shit

  • @darthferaligatr2968
    @darthferaligatr2968 7 лет назад +266

    So Peter and Gamora are in love. In law issues with thanos is happening. Cinemasins predicted the future, even though we already knew that.....

    • @Kwatcher100
      @Kwatcher100 7 лет назад +7

      Darth Feraligatr CinemaSins has nothing on The Simpsons.

    • @andrewthefanboy1640
      @andrewthefanboy1640 6 лет назад +31

      Gamora: "Daddy, please pass the salt."
      Peter and Thanos both reach for the salt.

    • @erinocelotl3578
      @erinocelotl3578 6 лет назад +1

      Wait when was that?

    • @madmason14
      @madmason14 6 лет назад

      Was wondering if everyone caught that

  • @-ladiesman2173
    @-ladiesman2173 7 лет назад +157

    You said the ravengers can easily take down nebula, which is true, but they aren't scared of her, they are scared of her FRICKEN 'father' THANOS. Thanos would go after them if he found out.
    1 sin removed

    • @thephenom724
      @thephenom724 7 лет назад +5

      Iron Hide True but Thanos probably wouldn't go after them so much if they'd killed Gamora.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 лет назад +1

      Also they are in fact scared of Nebula. She and Gamora were the Top assassins and hench-women for Thanos, carrying out all sorts of horrible tasks and kicking butt galaxy wide!!! Plus Nebula' s machine body parts all heal themselves!!

    • @ieatyou8479
      @ieatyou8479 7 лет назад

      Iron Hide no thanos obviously wouldn't care

    • @Smorgasvord
      @Smorgasvord 7 лет назад

      FielAlManga theyre a group from the movie....he isnt talking about the Avengers

    • @mithiwithi
      @mithiwithi 7 лет назад

      Iron Hide The Ravagers could certainly bring her down, true, but how many of them would she take down first? I suspect they weren't motivated enough at the time to find out which of them would be the ones still standing.

  • @Meechell
    @Meechell 5 лет назад +12

    Alright how many spaceships are we going to put in this thing?
    Directors: Yes

  • @tamlinhviet1368
    @tamlinhviet1368 7 лет назад +1923

    :D ”How in the name of math”

    • @vansutaitam
      @vansutaitam 7 лет назад +51

      5:50 "First he has mommy issues, then he has daddy issues, THE NEXT ONE WILL BE MEET THE PARENTS IN SPACE!"
      He's not joking

    • @truongvanhuan1984
      @truongvanhuan1984 7 лет назад +15

      I thought Batista's acting would've BOMBED but I was wrong.

    • @truyenmamedia
      @truyenmamedia 7 лет назад +4

      BABY GROOT!

    • @theimprobableone8635
      @theimprobableone8635 7 лет назад +4

      Cinema Sins is now run by Finn the Human.

    • @keziah7981
      @keziah7981 7 лет назад +1

      Tâm Linh Việt maths

  • @jayngb
    @jayngb 6 лет назад +90

    13:44 It’s funny how Groot starts punching his arm 😂😂😂

  • @litskypancakes2638
    @litskypancakes2638 6 лет назад +460

    5:51 *_Avengers: Infinity War: "Meet the Parents" in Space_*

    • @TheAdarkerglow
      @TheAdarkerglow 5 лет назад

      that's what I was thinking; "No, Peter meets Gamora's dad in Infinity War. They don't get along."

  • @starlordtom4958
    @starlordtom4958 3 года назад +11

    ‘In the third one it will be in law issues’ holy shit how insanely correct that was

    • @CurledRuby85
      @CurledRuby85 3 года назад +1

      I was just thinking the same thing.

  • @knightpremier
    @knightpremier 7 лет назад +111

    @CinemaSins At 3:27 you question the ability to have two people fly the spacecraft, but practically every side-by-side aircraft cockpit in existence allows the pilot and co-pilot complete control over the plane - they just don't usually fight each other's control inputs! So this scene is very plausible.

    • @ablazescarf3328
      @ablazescarf3328 7 лет назад +1

      Congrats rebutting one sin out of 118!

    • @knightpremier
      @knightpremier 7 лет назад +8

      Lol, salty? Just sharing some knowledge bruh.

    • @liamdavidson3433
      @liamdavidson3433 7 лет назад +1

      TheChosenOne lmao a goos chunk of these aren't sins, just the guy is an ass that makes points out of nothing. I miss when these used to be piss takes and barely point anything out

    • @ablazescarf3328
      @ablazescarf3328 7 лет назад

      Lol I ain't salty, just funny to point out

  • @marco18brion
    @marco18brion 7 лет назад +52

    It jumps from 68 to 70 with only one ding... *ding*

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 7 лет назад +137

    Yup, wait until he does "Thor : Ragnarok".

    • @hylianchriss
      @hylianchriss 7 лет назад +2

      You spelled Ragnarok wrong. *DING*
      The only other spelling I would accept is Ragnarök. Funnily enough, however, "Ragnarock" is an actual Swedish record label... or so I read on Wikipedia. Probably terrible, terrible music.

    • @Ca11umWi1son03
      @Ca11umWi1son03 7 лет назад +2

      Don't you mean Ragnacock? 😉

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 7 лет назад +1

      hylianchriss lmao...thanks.I'm going fix it. 1 sin only?

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 7 лет назад +1

      Callum wilson oooh that'd be a good porn parody title for Thor Ragnarok

    • @aradicus417
      @aradicus417 7 лет назад

      Ropsana Khanom we got the assvengers so ragnacock wouldn’t be weird don’t ask me why I know the assvengers is a porn parody

  • @sergioapolobarrerasuarez3014
    @sergioapolobarrerasuarez3014 5 лет назад +30

    I'll just add 10 sins for everytime CinemaSins refuses to understand that both Gamora and Drax have super strenght.

  • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
    @coralineparmentierworldpianist 7 лет назад +1494

    "Prometheus School of GODDAMIT"? I wanna study in that place XD

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 7 лет назад

      Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace lol yes

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 7 лет назад +6

      no, you really don't

    • @Cryzk_
      @Cryzk_ 7 лет назад +7

      right as he said that in the video i scrolled down and read it.... TIMING

    • @Exerus
      @Exerus 7 лет назад +9

      I dont get why it has to be Prometheus, people have been running directly away from things in movies long before Prometheus.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +1

      Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace
      It's the highest degree you can possibly get

  • @venomfoxgames
    @venomfoxgames 7 лет назад +476

    -1000000 sins for Mary Poppins and his heroic sacrifice!

    • @pjlifshitz2728
      @pjlifshitz2728 7 лет назад +17

      Venom Fox Reviews the ending legit made me cry

    • @ladyvoso6392
      @ladyvoso6392 6 лет назад +1

      Pj Badillo yeah ik

    • @elijahdodgen24
      @elijahdodgen24 6 лет назад +1

      Venom Fox Reviews I say +1000000 for it

    • @coolkid7806
      @coolkid7806 6 лет назад

      Elijah Dodgen Why though?

  • @Dany21251
    @Dany21251 7 лет назад +72

    While I still enjoyed this movie, I felt that a lot of its humor was too "sitcom-y." Serious scenes were almost always interrupted with a joke of some kind, to the point where you always knew a joke was coming because the movie stayed serious for too long.

    • @latetotheparty7551
      @latetotheparty7551 7 лет назад

      I wholeheartedly agree, especially with the Hasselhoff part. It very much reminded me or Thor: The Dark World in this regard. From what I recall, the only part that had any lasting emotional gravity was Yondu's death and memorial, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he'll be back.

    • @LlorracTN
      @LlorracTN 7 лет назад +1

      Yep, the first half of the movie was full of it, not clever humour most of the time either, Drax made too many fart jokes for one thing, it got better in the second half though when they actually started to have a plot and got a little more serious

    • @bobclover4634
      @bobclover4634 7 лет назад

      Something felt off with this movie. It was ok but felt like it was made just to fill a quota. Kind of like a filler episode in a tv series.

    • @MrChannelforwatching
      @MrChannelforwatching 7 лет назад

      Dany21251 yeah I noticed that. It really annoyed me since it seemed very unnecessary. But overall I enjoyed the movie

    • @somedude140
      @somedude140 7 лет назад

      Not just the humor, at least for me that is. Many of the emotional moments also felt a little sitcom-y. Like when Gamora says "I thought we were your family" I just could not stop thinking about how cliche that felt. Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie and thought it was hilarious, just thought a little bit more work could have been put into the writing.

  • @3mmmmmm
    @3mmmmmm 5 лет назад +70

    "At that time , i was a federal express man" - Stan Lee
    Did he just mention Civil War before it came out ?

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 5 лет назад +7

      Civil War came out a year before this movie... he was also a delivery man in Famtastic Four...

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 года назад +1

      @@frowlinian8175 GOTG 2 is set in 2014 and Civil War is set in 2016

    • @MaxAndCheese0917
      @MaxAndCheese0917 3 года назад

      @@arkhamtony3775 civil war still came out a year before this movie

  • @beebaw99
    @beebaw99 7 лет назад +165

    *knows exact location of Madame Tussaud's but not how to pronounce it* ding

    • @Ishie1013
      @Ishie1013 7 лет назад +1

      I can direct you to the one in San Francisco, but I can't pronounce it either. Freaking French. Be more like Spanish.

    • @QuantomX64
      @QuantomX64 6 лет назад

      Can you?

  • @IronWolfArts
    @IronWolfArts 6 лет назад +110

    Everything wrong with Guardians of the Galaxy Bolume 2: They killed Yondu.

    • @DavidRay_40
      @DavidRay_40 5 лет назад +2

      "Bolume"? Do you not know how to spell check?

  • @Boesephas
    @Boesephas 7 лет назад +211

    “trouble with the in-laws” will actually be Avengers Infinity war. You know, cause Thanos is Gamora’s father.

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 7 лет назад +2

      Foster father.

    • @jesseturner4034
      @jesseturner4034 7 лет назад +3

      i was thinking the same thing when he said that. XD

  • @myleg9320
    @myleg9320 5 лет назад +64

    6:44 actually mantis could do shit like that in the comics

  • @smwad7103
    @smwad7103 6 лет назад +206

    Omg I’m sick of people complaining about star lord needing batteries for his Walkman. They have spray on machinery repair pretty sure he can find a way to make a a fucking AA battery. I mean the dry cell battery was invented in the late 1800’s I don’t think it would be hard for anyone in this universe to recreate them

    • @Milk_Fiend
      @Milk_Fiend 6 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 6 лет назад +5

      The sin wasn't about him needing batteries, it was about the movie not showing how he keeps it powered, dumbass. Calm your nerdy fanboy rage for 5 seconds and pay attention to the video, since you insist on watching videos specifically made to piss off marvel fanboys, and then getting pissed off.

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 6 лет назад +1

      Right, except they never fucking show any of that. Without an explanation it’s bullshit nonsense that that fucking thing still works

    • @Fauxpikachu
      @Fauxpikachu 6 лет назад +8

      @@ermacjones4821 The movie also doesn't tell you if Peter first wets his toothbrush before putting the toothpaste on or if he does it after. My point is: who the fuck even cares? Is anyone losing sleep over how Peter fucking powers his walkman?

    • @TawanaEvangeline
      @TawanaEvangeline 6 лет назад +7

      Lmao at the replies. You watched a movie with a talking raccoon and a tree but wanna know how is it possible to power a Walkman?

  • @aperson3511
    @aperson3511 6 лет назад +69

    8:25 it actually takes people a long time to die in space. other movies are wrong

  • @julianspence6880
    @julianspence6880 7 лет назад +146

    #CinemaSins drax is actually a guy from california(I am not kidding) who, after his family was killed by thanos, was abducted by aliens and genetically modified to kill thanos one of powerful beings in the marvel universe . This f@cker can re-entry into earths atmosphere so a little thing like being thrown by giant is like a case of the mondays for him.

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 7 лет назад +9

      Nice, Drax is representing us Californian people. U go dude!

    • @Khajitxi
      @Khajitxi 7 лет назад +7

      sam spence The comics version is different from the movie version and a stupid idiot you probably don’t need too be told the name of was too lazy to read a summary of drax so the comics version is a lot weaker now too. Your same logic would make gamora solo all the movies since she can take Thor on in a fistfight and he can punch planets in half.

    • @kyleoverton334
      @kyleoverton334 7 лет назад +13

      Khajitxi Just because you can take someone in a fistfight doesn't necessarily mean you're stronger or as strong.

    • @Khajitxi
      @Khajitxi 7 лет назад +6

      Kyle Overton You’d still need to be pretty damn strong to take on comics Thor in a fistfight.

    • @kyleoverton334
      @kyleoverton334 7 лет назад +6

      Khajitxi Pretty talented yeah but in a one on one fight strength is relative. Also, I'm not sure what fight you're talking about but if Thor wasn't trying to kill her I'd imagine he'd be pulling his punches.

  • @AltKaycee
    @AltKaycee 4 года назад +6

    Plot twist Drax's superpowers is that he can stand incredibly still so he can turn invisible

  • @sharonfleming3704
    @sharonfleming3704 7 лет назад +45

    You missed something, When Yondu gets creamated or burned or whatever, the fin gets burned too, so how does the other guy have it at the end of the movie?

    • @razvanmihalache5680
      @razvanmihalache5680 7 лет назад +15

      sharon fleming I’m pretty sure rocket helped him make it. Rocket can make fucking anything.

    • @ashleyklepp2763
      @ashleyklepp2763 7 лет назад

      Ok thank you! I was wondering the same thing!

    • @JH-ng3hj
      @JH-ng3hj 7 лет назад +3

      He probably had multiples in different colors for different occasions. You know casual, formal, baseball game, business professional, business casual, beach weekender.

    • @MrStephenRGilman
      @MrStephenRGilman 7 лет назад

      So, it was his special funerary fin?

  • @Bishop_
    @Bishop_ 7 лет назад +279

    I don’t find Stan Lee’s cameos annoying, I find it cool and comedic at the same time. God Bless Stan Lee.

    • @StardustontheWind
      @StardustontheWind 7 лет назад +2

      The_BrickMotion_Crew Agreed

    • @SarcyBoi41
      @SarcyBoi41 7 лет назад +11

      Especially the one in this movie, since it basically explains all the others in a way that makes sense canonically.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 7 лет назад +2

      God owes Stan Lee. That's why he is more immortal than Gamora and Nebula to the power of one hundred!!

    • @wilddogspam
      @wilddogspam 7 лет назад

      And you're one more reason why they suck. Seeing him insert himself awkwardly into otherwise good movies is just a reminder of the cult behind his personality that allows him to do so. Can't wait until he excelsiors into hell.

    • @8ballmoe
      @8ballmoe 7 лет назад +1

      wolfspam oh stfu, you just wanna conplain and be a follower
      His appearance doesn’t hurt the movie.. think for yourself instead of going off what Cinemasins thinks

  • @gavinking8761
    @gavinking8761 7 лет назад +37

    "You look like Mary Poppins."
    "Is he cool?"
    "Yeah, he's cool."
    "I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"

  • @MH-oh4pm
    @MH-oh4pm 5 лет назад +6

    "stuck in the deleted scene multiverse" pure poetry there man. lol

  • @Wrestlemainia135
    @Wrestlemainia135 6 лет назад +230

    1:19. No. Drax has superhuman abilities.

    • @sensitive_salamander1091
      @sensitive_salamander1091 5 лет назад +23

      Isaac Sung like turning invisible

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 5 лет назад +2

      MoonPies 24 Or like super-strength and impact-resistant skin. Apparently I couldn’t injure him on Titan.

  • @sonyyung5510
    @sonyyung5510 7 лет назад +158

    5:53 I mean he's not wrong. If Peter and Gamora get together, then they fight Thanos, it pretty much is trouble with the in-laws.

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie 7 лет назад +2

      good thing Infinity War is in the works

    • @DK-go6nw
      @DK-go6nw 7 лет назад

      sony yung cough infinity war cough

  • @p4rt_t1me_g0d
    @p4rt_t1me_g0d 7 лет назад +91

    You are aware that at least Drax and Gamora have superhuman strength and resistance to damage? And Nebula.

    • @ninetailwarrior
      @ninetailwarrior 7 лет назад +21

      JuanJose247 Yeah im starting to think they really reach with most of the sins in here . For example a sin because he says why would a spaceship be setup to where rocket and quill could fly at the same time .. when they were actually taking control back and forth . It was the whole humorous point of the scene .

    • @p4rt_t1me_g0d
      @p4rt_t1me_g0d 7 лет назад +3

      Motorboat Jones Although he does point out some things that are actually wrong most times, it's all in fun!
      Sometimes I notice that it might be a certain plot element or narration that they sin, doesn't really bother me, it's like click bait.
      I leave a correcting comment when I feel they're wrong as I'm sure most people do.

    • @Ashalmawia
      @Ashalmawia 6 лет назад +3

      +Motorboat Jones not to mention that that's *really how airplanes work in real life*.

  • @jamesm2359
    @jamesm2359 5 лет назад +8

    Lol “Is there air? You don’t know!” You have a last name, Guy.
    Do I?!! Do I?!!

  • @Gamer1288
    @Gamer1288 6 лет назад +112

    10:26 How is Baby Groot kicking ass worth 2 sins?

    • @norman5927
      @norman5927 5 лет назад +17

      This is crap, Groot got sinned for kicking ass late in the film, but you have to consider character's arc! Groot starts the movie a fun loving innocent, then encounters the Ravagers who bully him and then Groot kills. Kinda parallels modern day school shootings, which is very strange when you think about it.

  • @selenaloose7184
    @selenaloose7184 7 лет назад +396

    I actually loved this movie and it was the last movie I watched at a cinema with my dad before he passed away

    • @daviz088
      @daviz088 7 лет назад +46

      Selena Loose omg! my condolences

    • @chuzhoy333
      @chuzhoy333 7 лет назад +9

      Deep... sorry bro

    • @jinnoparangue9486
      @jinnoparangue9486 7 лет назад +9

      Such a tragic. My condolence :(
      I hope you get through this.

    • @starlitfreak2732
      @starlitfreak2732 7 лет назад +27

      Be not dismayed...your father heard the horns of freedom blow.

    • @Ryanjamesred
      @Ryanjamesred 7 лет назад +5

      Selena Loose sorry to hear that man hope you had a good time

  • @albertbaldry9464
    @albertbaldry9464 7 лет назад +84

    I'll give you that, why would ego tell quill he killed his mom.

    • @Ishie1013
      @Ishie1013 7 лет назад +12

      Yeah, that got a groan in the theater.

    • @Ashalmawia
      @Ashalmawia 6 лет назад +9

      his name should give you a clue

    • @LMERobbie
      @LMERobbie 6 лет назад +23

      Well ego did have Peter in a trance, so maybe he thought it wouldn't matter and he'd just accept it. Peter was agreeing with him when he was telling him his friends and gamora are temporary so it's not that far fetched.

    • @mrknockknock1
      @mrknockknock1 6 лет назад +5

      Ego is twisted. He killed thousands of his own children without feeling anything, which shows his standards and morals. He internally feels like it's completely okay, normal, something as normal as picking up your newspaper in the morning, or heating up your milk, or heck, just good ol' breathing. Maybe he even killed that frequently. Peter, on the other hand, was not a killer, and certainly valued life a lot more. The norms were very different, and from Ego's perspective, that part of the conversation was meant to be just that, a part of the conversation, no more. Ego probably didn't even think of it as a possibility that Peter would object or feel bad, let alone immediately snap out of his spell.

    • @ZachC29791
      @ZachC29791 6 лет назад +1

      I think that’s explained pretty well in the movie. Ego’s lived millions, maybe billions of years? Mortals are kinda trivial to him. He gave Starlord the ability to see the universe the same way he does, and with Peter being potentially immortal too, he thought he’d understand that she was mortal, and that he did it for what he sees as a greater purpose.

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 5 лет назад +3

    While Baby Groot and Rocket understand each other generally, Baby Groot is still a kid and doesn’t understand the instructions just like a human 5-year-old likely wouldn’t know how to “fetch me that fin”.
    At 15:55 that's probably not what Baby Groot actually said but Rocket's own words. Groot probably said "blue man funny".