@@hongxiuquan69 Very much so because he already makes that joke between 1:16 and 1:20 (indirectly saying "my wife won't let me touch her either (in the bedroom)"). Yet for some reason he spends the next 12 seconds immediately after saying everything he just implied aloud but without adding anything.
Just rewatched this movie and about Magnetos metal balls: I thought of them as some kind of mental exercise he is doing. Like training not to get distracted easily or doing multiple things at the same time. It actually made sense to me in comparison to many other scenes :D
"What Magneto's deal?" "He is a Holocaust survivor who thinks mutants will suffer the same fate as Jews in WW2, because humans fear and persecute them." "Oh. I was expecting you'd say something like 'He's evil', but it seems he's a villain with an actually credible motivation." "Is that a problem?" "I'll let it pass this time, but lets stick to 'He's evil' in the future."
@@threenumbnuts Hitler's concerns weren't really bullshit... Imagine if humans producing babies with mutants ended up killing off the mutant gene... magneto would be a very different Villan. ... basically Hitler
I love HISHE but much of their humor needs you to have watched the referenced scene. Because Pitch Meeting's premise is that the writer has to explain all the setup (since the movie doesn't exist yet) it works well even if you've never seen the movie.
@@mrchuckmorris He also called his wife to specifically suggest "losing their child" so they could have some quality time together. She must not be over it yet.
"Magneto thinks that mutants are far superior to humans." "So tell me a little more about mutants." "Mutants are people that have powers making them far superior to humans."
2:48 I think that's easy to explain. The helmet is made of metal so Magneto uses his powers to affix it to his head so not even Sabretooth's strength could pull it off.
Now I wanna see _that_ scene, though. 😂 Imagine Sabretooth going: “Oh, man! This sh*t won't come off!” And Magneto being like: “Ow! Ow! Ow! Staph, you're gonna snap my neck!”
@@zman837 Does Magneto have control of magnetism, or metal as a whole? Since he can control the adamantium in Wolverine, and he's kept in prisons with absolutely no metal at all in future films
@@RokuHanmar he essentially has almost complete control of the electromagnetic field. In the comics, he actually can control the field so well that if he wanted he could reverse the Earth's rotation.
"The mutants get their superpowers around puberty" "Ok" "So we meet this mutant, Rogue, who is just getting her superpowers" "Ah, so she's like 13?" "No, she looks more like 20." "Whoops." "Whoopsie.'
tbh he said they get their powers around puberty; not that they have full control of their powers around puberty ;) It's a weird choice nontheless, but knowing that Hollywood usually don't mess with kids in their movies (specially if you want something romantic around them), I get why they did it.
@@VisualxxKhaos if I recall correctly the Toad guy was supposed to boast about how much better he is than everyone else because of his powers, so Storm's line of "you're just like everyone" hits much better (although all of this is just second hand, dunno if it's true or not)
@@F2p7YshCn9 Boasting about the those toad-superpowers is even more lame than the joke we got. A toad can't jump very well. He is only poisonous. And the tongue we see is not an actual Toad-power.
Should have made a crack about that, you know, “we’re casting a complete nobody, Hugh Jackman, who doesn’t fit the character at all, but we can’t change the script now, so let’s be safe and use him less in the next installments”
I don't care what anyone says, but I laughed when she cracked that line about the lightning. It's dry humor, but made me laugh. Also, "I don't think that's a mutant power--I think that's your wife despising you." That's cold, man! LOL
For me, "do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? the same thing that happens to everything else" was the most epic thing she could say
@@arthurfisher1857 The main complaint is that it's pretty random. i.e. "Do you know what happens to a dog when it's hit by a train? The same thing that happens to everything else." The original joke is that the toad "croaks" which has an actual punchline. Apparently the main reason was that Toad was supposed to have some one-liners where he says "Do you know what happens when a Toad..." which would have let this make a whole lot more sense.
This is my first episode of what will be many more in an hour. I would like to request you to make a pitch of every movie ever made this is amazing please never stop!
To be fair, as we know who wrote that Storm joke, if you imagine it being delivered as a quip with the inflection of Buffy Summers, it works. That’s not remotely how it was delivered and it didn’t land at all… but you know… hypothetically
I actually love the lighting toad line from storm, it's funny because of the delivery.... It subverts your expectations with the question and gives you an totally straightforward answer, it's like the chicken crossing the street joke.
The way he makes fun of it is hilarious, but it's not actually a bad line, considering it's towards the beginnings of the current comic book superhero genre boon.
When they pitch the movie: So did you cast it full of Asians to make it accurate to the original show and not seem super white washed which would ruin the movie for a lot of people? *Whoops! Whoopsie!*
Lol for those who don't know, there's a bunch of scrapped scenes throughout the movie where Toad would state random facts about toads and be like..."Do you know what happens to a toad when ______?" lol and in the end Storm got annoyed and said that infamous line before striking him with lightning, and tbh it would've been WAY more badass if the other scenes weren't deleted lol.
Well, I guess when the time comes, it might make sense to do X3 and Dark Phoenix as the same pitch meeting but intercut with flashbacks to 2006 for the X3 bits complete with dress sense and hair styles etc for the time period.
A friend recently showed me "Pitch meeting" and I got hooked directly! So now I just want to binge everything. There been alot of superhero movies pitch but I would like to see (I haven't checked if you done any of these yet, sorry) pitch meeting about movies like Muppets Treasure Island, Rocky Horror picture show, Home Alone or maybe Gremlins. Maybe these movies don't have the content for a good pitch meeting (and Kee & Peele already did one on Gremlins 2) but I would love more none-superhero-movies pitch. Love the show! And thanks and all that.
Thanks to everyone who tuned in for the Premiere of this Pitch Meeting! Tune in again for a special Halloween edition Saturday!
Screen Rant love this channel♥️
Screen Rant please do Avatar the last air bender. Or should I say the last air bender 🤔
These pitch meetings are tight!!
How do you come up with them?
I dooon kno 🤤
Fair enough!!
Can we have some made for the MCU Netflix shows? Specifically Daredevil, The Punisher, and Luke Cage?
Also, any Star Trek movie.
I can binge watch all these Pitch Meetings
binge watching stuff is TIGHT!
It must be difficult to pull off such a challenge.
@@davincent98 actually super easy barely an inconvenience
@@anthonygwynn8012 oh really?
yeah yeah yeah
“I dont think thats a mutant power that’s just your wife despising you”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ryan has no chill
Especially against himself
Oh yeah, she does hate me. That makes a lot more sense
Joke should have ended with "I think my wife has something like that." The rest was redundant.
@@pancakemogul
Even the "If you touch me, I'll kill you"?
@@hongxiuquan69 Very much so because he already makes that joke between 1:16 and 1:20 (indirectly saying "my wife won't let me touch her either (in the bedroom)"). Yet for some reason he spends the next 12 seconds immediately after saying everything he just implied aloud but without adding anything.
Just rewatched this movie and about Magnetos metal balls: I thought of them as some kind of mental exercise he is doing. Like training not to get distracted easily or doing multiple things at the same time. It actually made sense to me in comparison to many other scenes :D
That makes a lot of sense
You should ask yourself if this needs to be shared with the world before you comment. Nothing burger is how I'd describe it.
@@keeganshighwait until you find out all comments are meaningless, including yours dick head
@@keeganshigh 🤖 🤓
@@keeganshighYou should ask yourself if this needs to be shared with the world before you comment. Nothing burger is how I'd describe it.
"What Magneto's deal?"
"He is a Holocaust survivor who thinks mutants will suffer the same fate as Jews in WW2, because humans fear and persecute them."
"Oh. I was expecting you'd say something like 'He's evil', but it seems he's a villain with an actually credible motivation."
"Is that a problem?"
"I'll let it pass this time, but lets stick to 'He's evil' in the future."
"And, then, Magneto kind of wants to do to humans exactly what Nazis did to Jews!"
@@greg-gamer Exactly. He genuinely wants to help Mutants but he goes about it in a shitty way.
@@trealsteve thats wh he is the villain.
@@greg-gamer Magneto actually has valid concerns about humans wanting to kill mutants. Unlike Hitler's bullshit concerns.
@@threenumbnuts Hitler's concerns weren't really bullshit...
Imagine if humans producing babies with mutants ended up killing off the mutant gene... magneto would be a very different Villan. ... basically Hitler
Stretching Stuff is Tight!
This killed me!!! Had to stop the video to laugh... LOL
fuck'n genius
Things Phoenix Marie would say.
@@Brolly5 Things Mr. Fantastic would say.
Came across these videos a couple days ago, and now I have watched almost every single one.
Stop slacking, watch the others. Enjoy
*One of us.*
Join us
I love HISHE but much of their humor needs you to have watched the referenced scene. Because Pitch Meeting's premise is that the writer has to explain all the setup (since the movie doesn't exist yet) it works well even if you've never seen the movie.
Binge watching Pitch Meetings is _TIGHT!_
"Well she's a teacher not a comedian so cut her some slack" lol
Teachers can be funny
My 7th grade math teacher is hilarious
Rose Tico Enthusiast it croaks would have been a good punch line.
Yeah, multiple lines. Toad facts was supposed to be a running thing with Toad. That said, I still like the line. It fits the movie's Storm.
I thought I was the only person in the world that actually liked that line.
Oh, I'll cut up her slacks alright. hehehe
The boss really be going through a lot huh. His wife hates him but he hides the pain behind a smile.😢
Well, he did greenlight Coraline for his daughter's sake, so he's probably not the most popular around the house. XD
@@mrchuckmorris He also called his wife to specifically suggest "losing their child" so they could have some quality time together. She must not be over it yet.
The screenwriter also has plenty of problems
Yeah yeah yeah
Relatable marital problems are *tight*
I was the only one in the theater that laughed at: "Oh yes, a bolt of lightning in a giant copper conductor. I thought you lived in a school..."
Oxidized copper isn't a conductor, so it wouldn't be more insane than any other building.
@@angrymokyuu1951 What? Only the transition between oxidized copper and some other conductor has resistance. But copper will remain conductive.
@@marconotonfacebook3480 She can control the electromagnetic waves of the planet, why can't she control how that interacts with everything else?
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327because reasons
@@grocksauce7422
wow wow wow ... ... ... wow
"Magneto thinks that mutants are far superior to humans."
"So tell me a little more about mutants."
"Mutants are people that have powers making them far superior to humans."
Well okay then
Screenwriter Guy is Magneto confirmed
@@tomn6800 you mean Mystique? Did his eyes flash?
@@CigarDoug no I mean screenwriter guy has magneto’s mentality
That depends on the mutant, I think.
2:48 I think that's easy to explain. The helmet is made of metal so Magneto uses his powers to affix it to his head so not even Sabretooth's strength could pull it off.
Nice catch
Now I wanna see _that_ scene, though. 😂
Imagine Sabretooth going: “Oh, man! This sh*t won't come off!”
And Magneto being like: “Ow! Ow! Ow! Staph, you're gonna snap my neck!”
Is it steel tho? I mean obv he can move it w magnetism but there's not much he can't move bc of magnetic fields
@@zman837 Does Magneto have control of magnetism, or metal as a whole? Since he can control the adamantium in Wolverine, and he's kept in prisons with absolutely no metal at all in future films
@@RokuHanmar he essentially has almost complete control of the electromagnetic field. In the comics, he actually can control the field so well that if he wanted he could reverse the Earth's rotation.
"The mutants get their superpowers around puberty"
"Ok"
"So we meet this mutant, Rogue, who is just getting her superpowers"
"Ah, so she's like 13?"
"No, she looks more like 20."
"Whoops."
"Whoopsie.'
Anna Paqiun playing a teen going through puberty at 18 is nothing, she played a 17 year old in Margaret, filmed a full decade after X-Men. xD
tbh he said they get their powers around puberty; not that they have full control of their powers around puberty ;)
It's a weird choice nontheless, but knowing that Hollywood usually don't mess with kids in their movies (specially if you want something romantic around them), I get why they did it.
I LOVE THESE PITCH MEETINGS SO MUCH!!!
Pitch meetings is TIGHT
Pitch meetings are tight!
Dionicio Gaspar 100 likes in one hour, wow
@@salmontomcat2449 This isn't the first comment of mine that has the most likes.
Agreed
It's not perfect but I still love X-Men 2000. The central Rogue/Logan relationship is touching, and the Magneto/Prof X relationship still feels fresh.
Yesssss.
"What are her powers, does she gotta deep voice?"
🤣😂
@Treloh TrollsFX Sure thing, man
@Treloh TrollsFX help you with what?
“Praise be to MARVEL”
“Stan Lee be with you”
“And also with you”
never get tired of these
+100 Resistance to Diminishing Returns.
Chinedu Opara I understood *that* reference
Is the Boss Deapvoice?! That's a level 21 Hero! No Way!!!
wtf?...
???
@@jackbudi do you seriously not get it
Boss : "I'm a hero !"
Employee : "Well okay sir !"
Any job ever
man that make lot of sense with Magneto helmet thing, never thought about that. love your videos
"Who did she do that for?"
"Us!"
...
"Well she's a teacher, not a comedian!"
STOOOP, I'M DYING HERE MAN!!!😂🤣😂🤣
I LOOOOOOVE your pitch meetings! They deserve a lot more recognition than they get! Thank you so much for brightening up my day!
So you got a underrated halloween movie for me?
Yes sir I do. It's called Monster House.
@Treloh TrollsFX you're all over the comments lol I'll sub if you sub to me
@Treloh TrollsFX help you with what?
It's so true that it hurts
Treloh TrollsFX x to doubt
city_slicker13 x to doubt again
That lightning joke was done cause of some deleted scenes... though deleting the scenes kinda killed the joke...
Do tell ! o.o
Yeah he’s not coming back..
@@VisualxxKhaos if I recall correctly the Toad guy was supposed to boast about how much better he is than everyone else because of his powers, so Storm's line of "you're just like everyone" hits much better
(although all of this is just second hand, dunno if it's true or not)
@@F2p7YshCn9 Boasting about the those toad-superpowers is even more lame than the joke we got. A toad can't jump very well. He is only poisonous. And the tongue we see is not an actual Toad-power.
Lord of the ring pitch meeting
@Treloh TrollsFX dude hop offffff
YES! I was just about to comment that :)
italkcrab Yeah, ive thought that before with other films, but Ryan is really REEEEALLY good at it. I have faith in him. Lol
italkcrab as much as I love LOTR, I could easily see Ryan destroying them lol.
Done!
These guys could be brothers. The likeness is uncanny.
"I think my wife has something like that"(pauses video)(falls on floor of laughter)
My girlfriend has the opposite power 😉😉
@Treloh TrollsFX I did
agreed
@@JerKur18 Marry her and see how quickly her power changes.
@@B11-u5n lol
"Well she's a teacher not a comedian, cut her some slack!" - brilliant!
Do a Spider-Man (2002) & a Spider-Man 2 (2004) pitch meeting , thanks.
“So Green Goblin uses a bomb that turns people into skeletons”
“That seems like a powerful weapon, I’m sure he uses it a lot”
“He never uses it again”
Good idea but they are too good to be made fun of lol 😅
Spider-Man 2, or Spider-Man 2.1 🤔
oh cool can you give me a link
@@flamingoxe5984 he did not?
Hitting puberty is like becoming Superman but half the people walking around are made of kryptonite
Hugh Jackman as wolverine is *TIGHT*
Should have made a crack about that, you know, “we’re casting a complete nobody, Hugh Jackman, who doesn’t fit the character at all, but we can’t change the script now, so let’s be safe and use him less in the next installments”
the legenderygamer he is
I don't care what anyone says, but I laughed when she cracked that line about the lightning. It's dry humor, but made me laugh.
Also, "I don't think that's a mutant power--I think that's your wife despising you." That's cold, man! LOL
Dry humor still did fit that moment though.... and something with delivery.
I dont think u know what dry humour is pal lol
@@thehumblepotatoreborn9313 Hey, it was ridiculous but it made me laugh. What can I say? 😄
I would watch a sitcom with these two characters lol. These pitch meetings are so funny. And I find myself quoting these all the time.
The X-Men movies timeline are confusing but they've been amazing.
Colossus: "Let us go talk to the Professor."
Deadpool: "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing."
Yea I agree it's a little confusing but, they're amazing films
what's confusing about them.
"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing".
@@ItsTheGuy77 it's McAvoy since he was in Deadpool 2.
I developed the superpower of growing a few inches after I hit puberty...
I'm A HERO
I have developed things that actually hinder me in life. I don't get a low voice. I don't get to grow any taller.
What *fun-* it is to be trans.
lol
Your 2xs the hero you were before puberty
I did that... only it wa my girlfriend who called me her hero lol
WHERE DID YOU GROW THE INCHES
I’m on my 30th pitch meeting video In the past two days. I take breaks so I don’t get tired of em. This is amazing.
So PERFECT!
Now: PITCH MEETING OF PITCH MEETINGS!!!
I clicked SOOOOOOOOOO fast it was super easy barely an inconvenience because Pitch meetings are tight.
youtube comments are not tight
Wowowowwow
For me, "do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? the same thing that happens to everything else" was the most epic thing she could say
I've never understood the hate that line gets 🤷🏼♂️
@@arthurfisher1857 The main complaint is that it's pretty random. i.e. "Do you know what happens to a dog when it's hit by a train? The same thing that happens to everything else." The original joke is that the toad "croaks" which has an actual punchline. Apparently the main reason was that Toad was supposed to have some one-liners where he says "Do you know what happens when a Toad..." which would have let this make a whole lot more sense.
@@irish5662 that actually makes a lot of sense
It croaks
Me either. I thought it was a decent line. She just delivered it poorly because of the silly accent she was poorly doing.
This is my first episode of what will be many more in an hour. I would like to request you to make a pitch of every movie ever made this is amazing please never stop!
Do a pitch about the Simpsons
That would be fantastic XD
The Movie or?
South Park would be better
@@asaking5795 nah simpsons is way to superior
The shrieking Penguin 10 Years ago maybe but today not so much
I love that time of the video and the movie pitch is reflected through the age of the computer in the background. Good attention to detail!
X-Men (2000), X2 (2003), Spider-Man (2002) and Spider-Man 2 (2004) are still my favorite comic book movies
I love it when they say "oopsies" to each other and laugh it off.
1:57 Sabertooth has super smell so he tracked them. However Wolverine also has that power so he should have known there was someone approaching them
@1:00, "I'm a hero!" Definite Ralph Wiggum vibes right there! 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, as we know who wrote that Storm joke, if you imagine it being delivered as a quip with the inflection of Buffy Summers, it works. That’s not remotely how it was delivered and it didn’t land at all… but you know… hypothetically
I was expecting a comment on that Toad Line when I clicked on the video! Cool pitch meeting as always man! :)
"Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?"
"What"
"IT CROAKS!"
It would be cool to see you do pitch meetings on the individual seasons of the marvel shows (Iron First, Luke Cage, Daredevil, Jessica Jones).
I actually love the lighting toad line from storm, it's funny because of the delivery.... It subverts your expectations with the question and gives you an totally straightforward answer, it's like the chicken crossing the street joke.
The way he makes fun of it is hilarious, but it's not actually a bad line, considering it's towards the beginnings of the current comic book superhero genre boon.
Pitch Meeting is one of the best things on the internet. Thank you.
Never realized Professor could have easily removed Magneto's helmet. Good catch
No he couldn't Eric had guns on about 15-20 cops. Eric would have killed them if tried to remove his helmet. Which is why he had to let them go.
the fact that watched till 1:35 is a miracle cause in general i dont bear boring videos ! in witch people talk a lot !
“Quickly abandoning things is tight”
I didn’t know this was a pitch meeting for my dad
I officially declare this the funniest, most entertaining bit on all media formats. You Tube cannot contain its excellence.
"Stretchy things are tight."
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Princess Bride references are *tight.*
This is the best series on youtube. You're hilarious man
I think my new favorite thing about pitch meetings is when the producer just says “wow” when the writer says something ridiculous
I'm normally good at coming up with suggestions. But I'm just gonna say do everything. These videos are freaking amazing.
Pitch Avatar the Last Airbender, the show not the movie
Or both, I would like to see what they have to say about the movie and how they insult it.
Do the movie
You got to be kidding. The pitch meetings are supposed to be a satire and they ridicule bad decisions of the executives.
That movie should have had a couple sequels
When they pitch the movie:
So did you cast it full of Asians to make it accurate to the original show and not seem super white washed which would ruin the movie for a lot of people?
*Whoops! Whoopsie!*
3:32 Massive gambles are tight!
"Quickly abandoning things is TIGHT"
That's how my dad felt
I absolutely love these skits. MAKE MORE!
"Quickly abandoning things is tight."
"Explains why my dad still hasn't come back from getting milk then."
Lol for those who don't know, there's a bunch of scrapped scenes throughout the movie where Toad would state random facts about toads and be like..."Do you know what happens to a toad when ______?" lol and in the end Storm got annoyed and said that infamous line before striking him with lightning, and tbh it would've been WAY more badass if the other scenes weren't deleted lol.
"Superhero movie are so much fun!"
It describes my life's motivation.
I really like that "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" line 🥺
You know what would be super easy, barely a inconvenience? A avatar the last airbender movie pitch meeting!
FINALLY!!! My prayers have been answered!!! Now all I ask is that they make a Pitch Meeting for X-men Days of Future Past. (I’ll just wait patiently)
Pitch Meetings are tight
(I feel like I’m not the first to say this)
These things are gold. Pure gold.
"Yeah yeah yeah!" I die every time.
Pitch Meeting Children of the Corn! Scary!
"Abandoning things is tight" is a staple of X-Men at this point
Quickly abandoning things is TIGHT!
Finding a Pitch Meeting video you haven't seen already is tight!
Love these videos! Around 1:20 is hysterical! Its tight!
@Treloh TrollsFX wow. just wow.
Still one of my all time favorite Pitches.
Puberty vocal chords are TIGHT!
Ahh these pitch meetings are the best thing on this channel
Do Norm Of The North!
Yup, subscribed
Well, I guess when the time comes, it might make sense to do X3 and Dark Phoenix as the same pitch meeting but intercut with flashbacks to 2006 for the X3 bits complete with dress sense and hair styles etc for the time period.
You should do pitch meetings for games too
Watching this directly after rewatching "X-Men" is awesome
Wormuloid sent me but I've already subbed so I came here for no reason.
A friend recently showed me "Pitch meeting" and I got hooked directly! So now I just want to binge everything. There been alot of superhero movies pitch but I would like to see (I haven't checked if you done any of these yet, sorry) pitch meeting about movies like Muppets Treasure Island, Rocky Horror picture show, Home Alone or maybe Gremlins. Maybe these movies don't have the content for a good pitch meeting (and Kee & Peele already did one on Gremlins 2) but I would love more none-superhero-movies pitch.
Love the show! And thanks and all that.
"I'm a hero!"
"Well okay, sir."
I honestly think that was one of the coolest lines storm had in the entire franchise LOL
Using the "is TIGHT" catchphrase twice in the same video is TIGHT.
Hi Ryan
I just wanna see that watching your videos again and again Is super easy barely an inconvenience
do "your name" next, interested to see if you can make that funny
Better than honest trailers tbh. Love these pitch meetings!
Can you do a pitch meeting for South Park or the movie from 1999?
Okay I had to pause the video there because... "Quickly abandoning things is TIGHT"! OMG 😂😂😂 seriously every single line of this video is solid gold.
Magneto moves metal spheres at random because.... The Rule of Cool!
"Stretching things out is tight" best one right there
Do X-men origins wolverine pich meetings
There's already one
Okay.. I laughed way to hard during "Stretching things out is pretty tight." Also.. Bingewatching the whole Pitch Meetings!
"oh i actually have an answer to that one..."
will thats a first