I rewatched the video and realized he hasn't said the title of the movie when he says "he's pretty much unbreakable" that's why there was no "that's the name of the movie!" reaction
If Ryan really has been M. Night Shyamalan in disguise this whole time that would be a really big plot twist. One that is befitting of...someone that does really big plot twists...
plot twist! M. Night Shyamalan has been pretending to be Ryan the whole time. and won first place in a Ryan look alike contest. Sounds like it would be hard to do, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@eyadjiroudi2000 oh m.night shyamalan's male lead being cold, distant, completely jerks, adulterers or bad fathers but he makes them the hero because of his infamous forced hero arc plot armor for them is tight!!!
There was a (BAD) Spawn movie in 1997, but Unbreakable predated the first Hellboy movie by 4 years and the Hellboy reboot by 19. On the DC side, their animated presence was strong, but there was no live-action Superman movie from 1987 until 2013 (26 years, or about the time between the original Star Wars movie and Episode II in the prequels). So there was really almost no comic book superhero presence on the big screen at the time of the X-Men movie and Unbreakable aside from Batman, who was between reboots after Batman and Robin was a bomb in 1997.
Try the Underworld movies. I love them, but man, finding ways to make fun of them is super easy, barely and inconvenience. Also, because sexy vampires in leather outfits are TIGHT!
Making fun of movies you love is super easy, barely an inconvenience! (Seriously, this is where CS went wrong - stopped loving it and got bitter and cynical and no fun anymore).
People with actual brittle bone disease don't look like Elijah. They really do look fragile and suffer intense pain. It's a terrible disease and this film just makes it look like you'll be ok if you just sit down a lot.
"And then, Sloth's gonna shout 'hEy, yOU GuYyyyYs!!' and traverse down a sail with Chunk on his back." "Getting the drop on the bad guys in the nick of time is TIGHT! Wai-- how'd they get there?" "Get where?" "How did one big kid and one REALLY big guy fall down a water slide into a lagoon, swim across said lagoon, climb onto a pirate ship, and climb a whole mast without alerting anyone to their presence?" "Unclear. But I'm gonna need you to act like Chunk at the end of that ride down the sail, and hop ALL the way off my back about that." "Well, OK then."
He never took sick days? I would take a week off sick days every year even if I was never sick. This guy just doesn't have the trappings of a normal human.
People faking sick days are the reasons employers don't provide more paid days off which forces most people to use them only when absolutely necessary or actually have to PAY to visit a doctor. You are lazy and a dick. And dishonest. Whoopsie!
@@dongeraci8599 you are the dick Sir. think about it. nobody would call in sick for a week JUST because they never do. why? well one reason is you couldnt. not unless your really dishonest and have half a brain. that much time, theyd want a doctors note. but thats where half a brain and dishonesty comes in. you can easily find a doctors note template online. but still, not likely to happen in my opinion. what that guy PROBABLY meant, was paid sick time that you accumulate similar to PTO, wich many people do use when they arent sick, simply because they earned that time, and sometimes you get a bonus if you dont use it, so the company is paying you either way. either way, let people live thier life, employers can fire people if they fake sick days if its really a problem. and yes i know i have alot of time on my hands to respond to strangers in youtube comments
@@rpc717 plot twist: The Narrator is actually Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, whose stuff tiger had become Tyler. That should make a great Pitch Meeting with Ryan and his cat, realizing the Screenwriter was not real.
Since superhero team movies are tight, you need to do a pitch meeting for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, it'd be super easy barely an inconvenience
I like that no movie is above getting this treatment. That said, Unbreakbale is a great presentation of archetypes. We are all bound by limitations, but most of us are asleep as to what they truly are. For me, it's likely that I watch too many pitch meetings.
Your jokes are so clever Ryan! They're all versatile and I really appreciate that. Taking a snippet of the weird things they do in the movie and placing them in your pitch meetings is perfect.
“Unbreakable” is on of the best superhero movies of all time. I have watched that movie countless time. The acting, bgm, twist, just goes very well. It’s among my top favourite list of movies. Btw funny pitch!
“People will never line up for Marvel movies. And I couldn’t imagine Samuel L. Jackson playing a super serious guy tracking down superheroes.” Every MCU movie ever has entered the pitch meeting.
I think the implication with David was that he was intentionally ignoring parts of himself, including key events in his life, because he didn’t want to believe what he suspected was true. After you do that for such a long time, you grow attached to this false perception of yourself, even if it makes you miserable. So when Elijah rolls in and tells him his theory, the thought starts to creep back into his head and he starts to open himself back up to the possibility and all the little excuses and rationalizations just start to fall away like a house of cards.
I have osteopetrosis. I was really surprised to hear him mention it and describe it accurately. I always thought that should have been Elijah's actual diagnosis. Brownie points. 👍👍👍
*Please make Pitch Meeting for Pulp Fiction* Screen Writer: And then at the Pawn Shop Marcellus Wallace gets manhandled by two dudes. Movie executive guy: Oh Marcellus Wallace is tight! Screen Writer: What?! Movie executive guy: What? {cricket noises} Screen Writer: (Awkward Silence)... Movie Executive Guy: (Smiling and squinting in awkwardness silence)... Screen Writer:... So anyways Bruce Willis gets a sword! Movie executive guy: Well okay then!
I was just watching the pitch meeting for Old--also a Shyamalan film--and the Executive Guy also laments not becoming a doctor in that one. It's all connected, man!
No, hes making a clone army, thats why there are so many versions of him. And when the army is complete if he doesnt get to buy it, he will take it by force.
This series is seriously addictive.
"It must be really tough to watch so many Pitch Meetings in a row that you forget to eat."
"Actually..."
Binged 40 when i came on it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Watching Pitch Meetings is tight!
addiction is tight
"What are you, a doctor or something?"
".... No..." *sad face*
Unfulfilled career dreams are TIGHT!
But he did 5:49
@@doctor4961 Ahhh becoming a doctor or something is tight!
Don't you mean, unfulfilled career dreams are.... *dramatic silence* ... *moment of thinking* ... tight!
@@doctor4961 Hey ... Spoiler!
he was sad because he new he had the potential to be one in the "old" pitch meeting
This series is so good, I am watching a pitch about I movie I never saw. Not caring about spoilers is supereasy, barely an inconvenience.
Watch it or i won't love you anymore.
Please watch this movie. You know the entire story now. But still you might enjoy this. It's such a great movie
Spoilers are tight
@@amanms1999 These sort of review channels often entice me to watch things where the trailer never would have!
Naughty Niffler how much did ninja pay you to make this comment??
"He's pretty much unbreakable"
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!
Wow wow wow wow
I rewatched the video and realized he hasn't said the title of the movie when he says "he's pretty much unbreakable" that's why there was no "that's the name of the movie!" reaction
@@andraes9684 Whoopsie!
"listen sir, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about the title thing"
Later:
"What, are you a doctor or something?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Oh, I didn't realize!"
"Ah, whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
"Wow that must have taken years of hard work and study"
"Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@@DawnfireGalinndan wow wow wow
@@CaptHC ....wow
Uhh... I'M A PERSON
If Ryan really has been M. Night Shyamalan in disguise this whole time that would be a really big plot twist. One that is befitting of...someone that does really big plot twists...
Plot twists are tight
plot twist! M. Night Shyamalan has been pretending to be Ryan the whole time. and won first place in a Ryan look alike contest. Sounds like it would be hard to do, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@eyadjiroudi2000 oh m.night shyamalan's male lead being cold, distant, completely jerks, adulterers or bad fathers but he makes them the hero because of his infamous forced hero arc plot armor for them is tight!!!
it was
"nobody's lining up to see. marvel movies"
"and they never will"
lmao
*Laughs in blade*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!😂😂😅😂😂😅😂
There was a (BAD) Spawn movie in 1997, but Unbreakable predated the first Hellboy movie by 4 years and the Hellboy reboot by 19.
On the DC side, their animated presence was strong, but there was no live-action Superman movie from 1987 until 2013 (26 years, or about the time between the original Star Wars movie and Episode II in the prequels). So there was really almost no comic book superhero presence on the big screen at the time of the X-Men movie and Unbreakable aside from Batman, who was between reboots after Batman and Robin was a bomb in 1997.
@@tifforo1 yep. And Blade trinity was both a bomb and far in the past.
@@tifforo1 Rip Superman Returns lol
Try the Underworld movies. I love them, but man, finding ways to make fun of them is super easy, barely and inconvenience.
Also, because sexy vampires in leather outfits are TIGHT!
Funding?
Misspelling words is TIGHT!!
Don't you mean the leather outfits are tight? lol
@@dumpeeplarfunnyba dumm tssss!!!!
Making fun of movies you love is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
(Seriously, this is where CS went wrong - stopped loving it and got bitter and cynical and no fun anymore).
@@vikiai4241 only poorly written ones but yeah, Underworld fits that nicely.
Man Ryan sure has amazing chemistry with the other guy!!!
Who is Ryan?? One who pitches or one who produces
I read Meg Ryan and I was so confused.
You mean the producer guy😁
Dramatic pausing in the middle of sentences is............
tight
Needed a longer pause
Yeah, that was the joke. Thanks for repeating it.
13strong let people have nice things
@@finley1012 Nah.
Are*
Haley Joel Osmett mixes with Julianne Moore... just perfect.
best line lmao
I wonder if he has a magical key sword and a pet duck and a dog
Always a good day when I see a new Pitch Meeting
Pitxh meetings are tight
That ending AFTER the screen rant article tho 😂😂😂
I'm so proud of Movie Executive Guy, he finally did it, or something. :D
@@SmolKTN but in 'Old', an other Shyamanlan movie pitch meeting, Producer Guy regrets not becoming a doctor 😢
@@edopronk1303it's his own fault for choosing to become something instead...
I really liked the part where......
you had the dramatic pause!
Noice
Dramatic pauses..
.....
Are tight!
Calculon has perfected the DRAMATIC....
...... PAUSE!
I want to take a dramatic...
Ah, smell-the-fart acting
I think the twist deserved a "Wow, wow, wow, wow."
i know! i feel like we dont get enough of that anymore lol
Pitch Meetings are *tight.*
Oh, really? :D
Luckily making one is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@HeavyReggae86 Yeah yeah yeah!
@@eden032 fair enough!
what are you, a doctor or something?
David doesn’t understand how sick days work. I take 5 sick days a year because I can. Usually it’s because I’m sick of work.
I have done that to get interviews at other jobs.
Lying about sick days is TIGHT.
@@billkasperdotcomlying about being sick is super easy, barely a inconvenience
@@MRblazedBEANS
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What happens if you were sick for more than 5 days?
He is now a doctor OR SOMETHING....🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vivek Chaudhary, especially when the patients' muscles are contracting.
@@RealTechnoPanda Looks like it's also super easy.
TonyZed68 probably barely an inconvenience.
Dave Suneyes Not a doctor, shh!
@@RealTechnoPanda I assume he went into a specialisation in obstetrics.
It’s so cool they were able to find two guys that look so much alike to do these.
They don't look alike one has glasses
Kryptonian specs 👓 are TIGHT!
Screenwriter Guy looks like Producer Guy mixed with Julianne Moore
Trees were in Unbreakable! The Happening MNS shared cinematic universe confirmed!
Toy Insanity, there are trees in nearly all movies!!!
Nearly all movies are in MNSU!!!
Cinematic universes are tight!
There was also water in the movie! Link to Lady in the Water 🤢 confirmed!!!
Old news. There was a tree named Tree in Avengers 3
There was also air in Unbreakable, confirmed its link to The Last Airbender.
After watching my 100th pitch meeting, I almost feel guilty for not paying for content that is so good. Give this man a raise
That's super easy... barely an inconvenient
"The opposite of Elijah's thing is that you're Superman."
People with actual brittle bone disease don't look like Elijah. They really do look fragile and suffer intense pain. It's a terrible disease and this film just makes it look like you'll be ok if you just sit down a lot.
The Goonies pitch would be tight 🤘🏻😆🤘🏻
Wow-wow-wow!...Wow.
I read these last two sentences, you know, in voices of the pitch meeting guys.
"And then, Sloth's gonna shout 'hEy, yOU GuYyyyYs!!' and traverse down a sail with Chunk on his back."
"Getting the drop on the bad guys in the nick of time is TIGHT! Wai-- how'd they get there?"
"Get where?"
"How did one big kid and one REALLY big guy fall down a water slide into a lagoon, swim across said lagoon, climb onto a pirate ship, and climb a whole mast without alerting anyone to their presence?"
"Unclear. But I'm gonna need you to act like Chunk at the end of that ride down the sail, and hop ALL the way off my back about that."
"Well, OK then."
@@301.allday Well done
And the old bulldog lady is gonna be like “YOU BOYS LIKE TOUNGE?!”
“Oh my god, what?!”
1:52 I love how the studio exec character is so relentlessly sunny and positive, he's incapable of executing an intense dramatic pause
Pitch meeting for (1996) 'Mars Attacks!!' with Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close and many others
You have 49 subscribers!!!??
How's that possible?
You haven't even uploaded a video...
Lol
@@godfather3357 it's always surprising when people have those "10k by 2021" names or just comment and end up with so many haha
Can’t make fun of perfect movies so that’s not gonna happen
Yeeeeessssss!
@@godfather3357 I have 12 million
He never took sick days? I would take a week off sick days every year even if I was never sick. This guy just doesn't have the trappings of a normal human.
A real super hero is morally upstanding and they would never play hooky from work... but then he did try to cheat on his wife so... whoops!
@@InjuredPelican whoopsie
That would be kind of a asshole move
People faking sick days are the reasons employers don't provide more paid days off which forces most people to use them only when absolutely necessary or actually have to PAY to visit a doctor. You are lazy and a dick. And dishonest. Whoopsie!
@@dongeraci8599 you are the dick Sir. think about it. nobody would call in sick for a week JUST because they never do. why? well one reason is you couldnt. not unless your really dishonest and have half a brain. that much time, theyd want a doctors note. but thats where half a brain and dishonesty comes in. you can easily find a doctors note template online. but still, not likely to happen in my opinion. what that guy PROBABLY meant, was paid sick time that you accumulate similar to PTO, wich many people do use when they arent sick, simply because they earned that time, and sometimes you get a bonus if you dont use it, so the company is paying you either way. either way, let people live thier life, employers can fire people if they fake sick days if its really a problem. and yes i know i have alot of time on my hands to respond to strangers in youtube comments
Please do Scott Pilgrim vs The World. 🙂
The Azure Comet YES!! Do Scott Pilgrim
That would be tight
@@thisismyname3928 there are only 3 gay people chill and the rest is about a boy that loves a girl. That mean it's not a movie about gays
I second this idea!
This is My Name is that a comment or request
Now the doctor joke makes sense in the Old Pitch. It’s all connected
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Yessss
Ooohhhhh!!
Also Sharknado pitch meeting
I'd love to see the final destination movies done. Especially the first two.
Love this!
I am going to start saying “subject change” whenever a conversation gets awkward now
Can I get Fight Club pitch meeting finally?
I can't wait but don't talk about it just do it😎💪
First rule of Fight Club don't pitch fight club
@@rpc717 Wow. You're so smart.
@@rpc717 plot twist: The Narrator is actually Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, whose stuff tiger had become Tyler. That should make a great Pitch Meeting with Ryan and his cat, realizing the Screenwriter was not real.
@@rpc717 r/iamverysmart
This have to be the best series on RUclips. Nothing else can be compared to it
3:17 hits harder after the Old pitch meeting. Especially the dejected "no" after Screenwriter Guy asks if Producer Guy is a doctor.
Do a John wick pitch meeting, it would be great!
That would be TIGHT
@@Kevin-sn2cv yeah yeah yeah
Yes please!
@@Nothing72342 ??
Getting revenge on someone who killed your dog is tight!
Yeah, I always thought how dense the Bruce Willis character was. "How can he not remember that he was never sick?"
Hope you're not getting sick of doing these dude because they are priceless. Never miss 'em.
I CAN’T Stop Binge Watching These
Since superhero team movies are tight, you need to do a pitch meeting for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, it'd be super easy barely an inconvenience
I don't know.
Could even mention how it was the movie that convinced Connery to retire.
Literary classic hero team-ups are TIGHT!
What happened to that sequel~~~~~?
I honestly cannot say how much I love these pitch meetings.
What a coincidence. I was on a pitch meeting binge watch!
Being on a pitch meeting binge is tight!
My life is now one continuous cycling pitch meeting binge watch!
I just started watching "The Witcher" and I could already hear the screenwriter guy's voice..so that's my pitch for a pitch meeting.
I don't write it often, but these pitch meetings always bring a smile to my face haha. Thanks for the awesome contents! Keep it up :D
I love how the studio executive has a picture of himself behind his desk
I would love to see a Castaway pich meeting
Fully-inflated volleyballs are tight.
WILSOOOOOON
I like that no movie is above getting this treatment. That said, Unbreakbale is a great presentation of archetypes. We are all bound by limitations, but most of us are asleep as to what they truly are. For me, it's likely that I watch too many pitch meetings.
Dramatic “Tight’s” are tight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
wow
5:49
For some reason that made me kinda happy. Good for you, fictional producer guy :D
Making a Spider-verse pitch meeting would be TIGHT!
Actually super easy barely an inconvenience
@@ZeroMetalSonic oh really?
@@sebastianthebutler4335 yeah yeah yeah
That would be...
*TIGHT!*
Well okay then...
Your jokes are so clever Ryan!
They're all versatile and I really appreciate that.
Taking a snippet of the weird things they do in the movie and placing them in your pitch meetings is perfect.
Matrix trilogy pitch meeting!!!
Trilogy? But they only made the one!
"What kind of filler?"
"Zion's inhabitants throw a sensual rave,while Neo and Trinity bang!"
“Unbreakable” is on of the best superhero movies of all time. I have watched that movie countless time. The acting, bgm, twist, just goes very well. It’s among my top favourite list of movies. Btw funny pitch!
Ryan you're getting better and better, totally love your pitch meetings
Come on Ryan this is a brilliant film. That doctor explaining scene (to David) is one of the most amazing scenes ever filmed.
These are amazing 😂😂😂💯
3:33 hits different after the pitch meeting for Old. 😂
I was thinking the same thing lol!
“People will never line up for Marvel movies. And I couldn’t imagine Samuel L. Jackson playing a super serious guy tracking down superheroes.”
Every MCU movie ever has entered the pitch meeting.
Yes. That's the joke.
Man, this series is so good. Please never stop making it.
I am now gonna officially change all my subjects in every conversation with the words, "subject change." lol
Bruh the “haley Joel Osman mixed with julian Moore” part sent me
Haley Joel Osment, not Osman
Space jam space jam space jam
AJ Fries Yes Yes YESSSSSS
Come on and SLAM
With space-cream. On space-scones!
"It is, ALIVE! "
Heisenkirk 2000 AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
I think the implication with David was that he was intentionally ignoring parts of himself, including key events in his life, because he didn’t want to believe what he suspected was true.
After you do that for such a long time, you grow attached to this false perception of yourself, even if it makes you miserable.
So when Elijah rolls in and tells him his theory, the thought starts to creep back into his head and he starts to open himself back up to the possibility and all the little excuses and rationalizations just start to fall away like a house of cards.
Do a "The Office" pitch meeting!
Niko 2064 we need that!!
That was AWESOME! Of all the movie critics swimming around on the web Ryan, you are my favorite!
“..... not if you want this movie to be feature length...”
Pretty much every feature film made ever. Brilliant stuff.
"That is Oddly Specific, but I'll do my Best." 😕😂😂😂😂
That ending is probably my favorite one on this channel
Your dramatic pause made me like and share. It was that good. Perfectly timed and expressed in a comedic context.
I have osteopetrosis. I was really surprised to hear him mention it and describe it accurately. I always thought that should have been Elijah's actual diagnosis. Brownie points. 👍👍👍
The titles at the end made it for me. Now I fully understand the complexity of the characters' arcs for screenwriter guy and movie executive guy.
OMG I just learned in the credits that "Producer Guy's" name is actually "Movie Executive Guy". My world view is shattered.
Like glass?
Loved that big reveal in the movie, where Elijah admits what he's done and how sometimes he wondered if he was doing the right thing.
Forgetfulness is his Kryptonite...
No it's water.
I guess it could be both.
@@DoctorPhileasFragg The Signs Aliens vs. David Dunn on Kamino. Kamino wins.
@@DoctorPhileasFragg Forgetfulness is his water?
I've been binging your series over the last 3 days. This video is absolutely perfect!
You should've added in the last text that he has also now earned enough money to buy Canada
One day he will. One day.
He has to pay doctor-or-something's insurance now. He will never own Canada :-(
Viki Ai just wait, Canada is coming
Ha ha ha most Canadian doctors work for the government..
Edit: probably made way more money as a producer..
This is one of my all time fav pitch meetings. Soo good.
etc.
If you get it you’re a legend
Yup
I don't know/ remember the upload order of these things but if this was made after the "old" Pitch Meeting, then kudos for the doctor call back.
I wasn’t going to mention how proud I am of the executive guy to have become a doctor or something, but repetition in the comments section is TIGHT.
Absolutely one of the my favorite movies. Love the score that goes with it too.
*Please make Pitch Meeting for Pulp Fiction*
Screen Writer: And then at the Pawn Shop Marcellus Wallace gets manhandled by two dudes.
Movie executive guy: Oh Marcellus Wallace is tight!
Screen Writer: What?!
Movie executive guy: What?
{cricket noises}
Screen Writer: (Awkward Silence)...
Movie Executive Guy: (Smiling and squinting in awkwardness silence)...
Screen Writer:... So anyways Bruce Willis gets a sword!
Movie executive guy: Well okay then!
Except the screen writer pitches the scenes in the order they appear in the movie and the executive is just entirely confused the whole time
I was just watching the pitch meeting for Old--also a Shyamalan film--and the Executive Guy also laments not becoming a doctor in that one. It's all connected, man!
Goddamnit... these are all great points, but I still love this movie...
Felt bittersweet when I saw the title of this pitch meeting...
Was thinking pretty much all these same things back when I first watched the movie....
No problem with acknowledging flaws in a movie and still loving it. The best comedic-criticisms of many things tend to come from genuine fans.
I’m so friggin excited for Glass!!!!!
I didn't mind the pacing at all, so... not great points. Loved the movie.
I’ve now watched enough of these pitch videos to click the like button before the video has started.
To be fair, I nearly drowned when I was 2, and I don’t remember it...
Hope it's not brain damage, whoopsiee!
okay but Bruce's character was like 11.
Not being able to remember traumatic childhood events is actually pretty common. It's thought to be a survival coping mechanism.
If this was a Shyamalan movie, it would’ve been because you’ve been dead this whole time.
@@MicahGlover
Not being able to remember traumatic childhood events is…tight.
Your top ten lists leave something to be desired, but these. These are gold.
The Interview pitch meeting
Aww. I'm so proud of Movie Executive Guy. 🖤
First! And to my favorite RUclips series!!
gay
TheChairPlays what’s wrong with that?
@@thestevens580 nothing, but ur still gay
blue shell
TheChairPlays no. I’m not
i've watched so many of these and it never gets old
But have you bought Canada?
One day, one day.
No, hes making a clone army, thats why there are so many versions of him. And when the army is complete if he doesnt get to buy it, he will take it by force.
That was a great twist of an ending. So appropriate. Love the pitch meetings. Looking forward to the next one.
0:27 awkward silences are tight!
This channel has me pitch meeting every TV show and movie I watch; a good thing I guess
Crazy coincidence. Something reminded me of this movie this morning, I started to think about all of its plot holes, then I see this.
There is not a single person in the world who has never had a “sick” day of work. Totally unbelievable
You know you’ve watched too many of these when you can pinpoint exactly when he will say his catch phrase
One of the top 10 best pitch meetings
YOU'RE KILLING THE GAME. KEEP IT UP!
5:15 "Subject change!" was perfect.