Watching Gunsmoke & eating ice cream. Funny! That is literally (no kidding) what my 80 year old step dad did during his last years here on this earth. The t.v. was turned up so loud you could hear it from the road in front of the house.
Right now the White House seems to be the biggest exploiter of American taxpayer money. Just look at the ridiculous payoff of student loan debt the Executive Branch has unconstitutionally enacted against the decision of the US Supreme Court! After the White House, of course Congress would be the next in line to waste our taxpayer money. There’s very little humor in corrupt politics and corrupt career thieves like Biden and Pelosi!
You forgot to add he could sniff little girl’s hair when he greets the patrons. He could also tell stories about how he served in The Senate with Abe Lincoln.
Remember Joe telling everyone about Corn Pop, he was a bad dude! Or when he pooped his pants talking to the Pope and had to change his suit. Or when he said if you don't vote for him then you ain't black Or Everytime a child is near he perks up and starts sniffing around like a police K9.
Joey and his stories. It seems that at every critical point in history, Joe was there, deeply involved. If the subject of the Civil War came up, he'd probably have a tale about being there as a drummer boy. Or maybe as Abe Lincoln's assistant. Pathetic we allow this to go on.
What we need is more Joe Biden humor. Like Peter Doocy asking Karine Jean-Pierre the all important question. If you owned a Starbucks, would you let Joe run the register?
Not easy ... could be dangerous, given the present Deep State situation. Martin Shkreli told Hillary to "get bent" on social media and was sentenced to prison 8 days later.
It's so true, which is why it's funny. Not a single business owner anywhere would entrust Joe Biden (or any senior citizen at a memory care facility or nursing home who is easily confused, slurs his speech, says crazy things, has mobility problems, etc.) with any job of responsibility, yet he's President of the United States. Crazy, crazy times. For stand-up comedians, it's pure gold.
That's the same Joe Biden that didn't want blacks going to the same schools as his kids and them growing up in a racial jungle. 😂 The same guy that said when he was VP he tried to give his uncle the purple heart medal at his dad's birthday but he didn't want it. Probably didn't want it because he died 9 years before Joe became VP and his dad had died 4 years earlier. He's a pathological liar and career politician that has accomplished nothing in 50 years.
There he goes, shimmying around the semantics dance floor. Sure, Crooked Joe, a brazen, easily disproven, I-dare-you-to-call-me-out-on-it L.I.E. is, absolutely, no joke. 😠
@@roysingh1345 You don't get it do you? Are you the same person that Jeff Allen asked if they would hire (slow) Joe to work at a Starbucks? You could be!.. LOL
Jeff Allen makes a fair point. I’m rather sure that Joe Biden would rather be sitting on his back porch, enjoying his retirement. Unfortunately, someone (or some group) has decided otherwise.
Jeffrey Allen Mishler, known professionally as Jeff Allen, is an American comedian best known for his film Happy Wife, Going to hit the big 70 in 3 years.
ole joey-"you know when I was a kid my dad would say 'joey you're gonna be somebody', no it's a true story. My dad lied, I never turned out to be somebody." lol
After reflecting on this, I can’t think of a single person who was President, or many men politicians I would trust running my store cash register. On the other hand many of the women in politics could easily handle the job.
Brave man Jeff Allen, joking about demented crooked Joey Biden is off limits to most comedians. When Joey really is comic gold
You mean Joke Biden.
He means GEN0CIDE joe. @@Funsoul8
Nailed it
He'd best be careful crossing the street.
Up yours
I would not let Biden be a lifeguard at a car wash!
And if brains were leather you wouldn’t have enough to saddle a pissant
Hey he likes those kids rubbing his hairy legs, those cockroaches.
So, tell us again how Trump blames Nikki Haley for January 6.
@@TheFergymeNO.
Uh, YES. He loses his brain and forgets it was Pelosi who was Speaker, NOT Haley.@@scarygary-qq1pj
Watching Gunsmoke & eating ice cream. Funny! That is literally (no kidding) what my
80 year old step dad did during his last years here on this earth. The t.v. was turned up
so loud you could hear it from the road in front of the house.
OH MY GOSH!!!! When he said - "Biden looks like he'd be much happier eating Ice Cream and watching Gunsmoke"! I CRIED!!!!
I peed myself...AND I am a Guy!!!
I wouldn't let Congress operate my cash register!
They have their hands in it anyway
It'll be empty at the end of the shift.
Right now the White House seems to be the biggest exploiter of American taxpayer money. Just look at the ridiculous payoff of student loan debt the Executive Branch has unconstitutionally enacted against the decision of the US Supreme Court! After the White House, of course Congress would be the next in line to waste our taxpayer money. There’s very little humor in corrupt politics and corrupt career thieves like Biden and Pelosi!
They would attend "absentee" and then demand a full day's wages.
In case you haven't noticed, they already do!
You forgot to add he could sniff little girl’s hair when he greets the patrons.
He could also tell stories about how he served in The Senate with Abe Lincoln.
Remember Joe telling everyone about Corn Pop, he was a bad dude!
Or when he pooped his pants talking to the Pope and had to change his suit.
Or when he said if you don't vote for him then you ain't black
Or Everytime a child is near he perks up and starts sniffing around like a police K9.
Joey and his stories. It seems that at every critical point in history, Joe was there, deeply involved.
If the subject of the Civil War came up, he'd probably have a tale about being there as a drummer boy. Or maybe as Abe Lincoln's assistant.
Pathetic we allow this to go on.
"I started the civil rights movement in the basement of a black church-JOE BIDEN. This was claimed by Joey, this week while talking in a black church.
Fortunately for him, it was in church and they're a forgiving people...
Old Joe is the real Forrest Gump.
His other story would be how Trump sank the Titanic.
What we need is more Joe Biden humor. Like Peter Doocy asking Karine Jean-Pierre the all important question. If you owned a Starbucks, would you let Joe run the register?
I Wouldn't Trust him To Clean The Bathrooms At Walmart. 😁
Jeff that was brilliant…. But let’s face it making jokes about that guy is an easy gig…! Lol
Not easy ... could be dangerous, given the present Deep State situation. Martin Shkreli told Hillary to "get bent" on social media and was sentenced to prison 8 days later.
You think Biden's gonna worry about some cheap guy making a cheap joke about him, when Biden's got more important things to worry about?
@@roysingh1345 Like what flavour ice cream to eat? Where to go on vacation so he doesn't have to work in the White House while wars are escalating?
@@zan1158 . Yeah, you just hang onto Smelly Don's nuts.
It's choca choca chip.
It's so true, which is why it's funny. Not a single business owner anywhere would entrust Joe Biden (or any senior citizen at a memory care facility or nursing home who is easily confused, slurs his speech, says crazy things, has mobility problems, etc.) with any job of responsibility, yet he's President of the United States. Crazy, crazy times. For stand-up comedians, it's pure gold.
I love Jeff, and I am glad he’s got some new material too.
A few days ago while speaking at a black church, he said he started the civil rights movement. Then he said, “no joke”
“No joke” equals “I’m about to tell a far fetched lie”
Yep, he said that. Heard it myself. 🙄
That's the same Joe Biden that didn't want blacks going to the same schools as his kids and them growing up in a racial jungle. 😂 The same guy that said when he was VP he tried to give his uncle the purple heart medal at his dad's birthday but he didn't want it. Probably didn't want it because he died 9 years before Joe became VP and his dad had died 4 years earlier. He's a pathological liar and career politician that has accomplished nothing in 50 years.
I heard it too. And seems the news hid that from the public. No one else heard it. He’s definitely senile.
There he goes, shimmying around the semantics dance floor. Sure, Crooked Joe, a brazen, easily disproven, I-dare-you-to-call-me-out-on-it L.I.E. is, absolutely, no joke. 😠
Really funny Jeff!
Excellent points Jeff, both about where he would rather be as well as where we would rather him be.
☕️ cheers, Jeff!
Made me laugh, thank you!
Hilarious, jeff I have always loved your comedy acts.
Spot on‼️ Wouldn’t even let him greet anyone.
He could greet everyone...except the young girls.
You KNOW that's the story Joe would tell 😂.
No Joke! Come on man! True story!
Yes, that’s where Joe Blow holds his ‘rallies.’😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you. I’m sitting here alone laughing silly. Truth and humor go well together.
I don't go to starbucks but, if I did and byeden was there, I'd go elsewhere !!
Yeah, as if Biden would give a $#!T about you going elsewhere.
@@roysingh1345 You don't get it do you? Are you the same person that Jeff Allen asked if they would hire (slow) Joe to work at a Starbucks? You could be!.. LOL
@@roysingh1345Roy, you're pretty slow...do you sniff kids?
And here I thought it was because he would keep 10% for himself 😂@@block9390
Same. I hate Starbucks and refuse to darken their door.
Gunsmoke and ice cream! LOL. Perfect!
Joe wouldn't even get hired as a Walmart greeter!
That's a fact
worthless joe
@@RobertLabonte-cw1bc C'mon, man!
He would be sniffing all the children.
Take your children in the other door.
The way he's always picking his nose, no thanks 😂🎉
I was waiting for you to say as he greets them at the door you catch him sniffing every kids head 😮😂 I wouldn't let him mop the bathrooms
I like the Starbucks test. Honestly true.
Jeff is such an under-rated comedian. I don't think he gets the spotlight he deserves.
You mean he didn't sell his soul?
@@Itzascript What are you referencing?
@@skyhymitch those who've sold their soul reap worldly praise and accolades...
I wouldn’t let Biden watch my goldfish 😂
Jeff Allen makes a fair point. I’m rather sure that Joe Biden would rather be sitting on his back porch, enjoying his retirement.
Unfortunately, someone (or some group) has decided otherwise.
Daggum puppet strings!
Still beats the alternative. We can survive bad policy decisions but I don't think we can make it through a dictatorship.
He said himself that if Trump was not running, he wouldn’t do a second term.
@@georgeforalllet’s go Brandon.
He has been a criminal for over 50 years! He doesn’t deserve retirement anywhere but in prison.
Hahaha 😂 “I just had a cup of Joe with Joe”.
Jeffrey Allen Mishler, known professionally as Jeff Allen, is an American comedian best known for his film Happy Wife, Going to hit the big 70 in 3 years.
I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a funny point...😂😂😂
Jeff Allen thanks for the laugh! That was funny.
As a door greeter, Brandon would hack in his hand, and then shake peoples hands
And sniff their children
🤢🤮
And Joe would sniff the hair of all the little girls who came through the door!!! lol
Seen Jeff recently, great show. He's very talented!
Bravo!
Joey's Starbuck Greeting. "Hello, I'm your Greeter, I'm not smart enough to do anything else so Welcome To StarSUCKS!"
😂This guy is great!👏
Funny, funny great jokes!
You Go Jeff!!!!
Cup of Joe With Joe 😂😂😂😂😂
If jotato did try to run the counter it's likely he would het his tongue stuck in the latte machine.
Maybe we should all be watching Gunsmoke and eat ice cream 0:58
Great piece Jeff!
So funny but so true!👍
This is great!
Love this Guy!
He'd sniff people as they walked in the door.
Excellent!!! 😁
Joe would probably be a wonderful restroom attendant.
"Have plunger, will stumble."
LOL NICE
Spot on👌
Joe, the gift that keeps on giving...😂
Joe, The Grift that keeps on getting.
Thanks!
Luv it Jeff!!!!!
C’mon man! I picked those beans! I’m serious! No joke!
Yeah!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Hahhahaha 😂😂😂
Fun.ny!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!😂
ole joey-"you know when I was a kid my dad would say 'joey you're gonna be somebody', no it's a true story. My dad lied, I never turned out to be somebody." lol
Not at my coffee shop, he’d be smelling everyone’s hair…..
So true fjb. Trump 2024
I wouldn't let Frankenstein out of the lab!
Nailed it!
TRUTH 🙌🏽☕️!
If creepy Joe was the meet and greet he would have to sniff their hair on entry.
Only young girls remember only young girls like a vampire waiting for blood!!!
Biden can't even remember what he had for breakfast this morning. And his finger is on the nuclear trigger. Sleep tight, America!
Care for a sniff to go with that overpriced cheap coffee?
Joe. You should be a day greeter at Wal-Mart because your night job ain’t working out.
I’ve been saying the same thing since 2019! lol
As Biden likes to tell everybody in the UK when he comes here on a visit, he's Irish
As a door greeter, Joe would require a fee to let anyone in.
Great!
Superb
The ONE job Joe COULD probably handle would be one of those "greeters" at Walmart.
walmart greeter....that is joe's maximum job qualifications
You don’t exactly look like a spring chicken dude😂😂😂😂🤦🏼♀️
Walmart greeting
Please don't make it sound like all of us from South Carolina are like this woman. Most of us voted for President Trump.
I've got a Carolina Dog and she agrees, at least that's what l think she said.
"Most" of the whole country did! But here we are...
@@steveh9714 Absolutely correct.
A lot of us Texans definitely voted for Trump too,
And Lady G 😉
Joe needs to be in Gitmo
lol
And Trump got one name wrong and they want HIS medical records!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wouldn’t let “the big guy” work the register because he’d steal ten percent.
BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Joe's wife probably doesn't want him to be man of the house.
You know the THING! Come on man.
BIDEN COULDN'T TAKE OUT A CHEESEBURGER FROM A DRIVE THRU WINDOW
...we know we wouldn't let him run a pharmacy...!!!
Wonder how Biden would react at a Burglar King 🤴 in Wilmington DE ?!
Imagine Joe Biden working ar Chucky Cheese.
If Joe was a door greeter he might get mad at a customer and call them a dog-faced pony soldier.
Hilarious
Joe B. as a Starbucks greeter would surely be liberal giving special hugs to young girls, wouldn’t he…?
I wanna see Joe’s medicine list and blood test before the debates!🤔🤯
could have made it 100 by him as a greeter saying I just had a cup of Joe with Joe as he sniffed her or her kids hair
greet you at the door then sniff you.
After reflecting on this, I can’t think of a single person who was President, or many men politicians I would trust running my store cash register. On the other hand many of the women in politics could easily handle the job.