One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.
All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂
@lauriedavis5946 I am too my fiance had a heart attack 3 weeks ago ended up in the hospital quadruple bypass surgery he died in surgery but God brought him back. It was supposed to be a normal quadruple bypass surgery but it did not turn into that it was worse. I don't know what I'm going do for Christmas because I have a 7 year old and his dad what is the main income I'm a stay-at-home mom with lupus and degenerative disease. How do u tell a 7 year old no Christmas
IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.
Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.
20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."
I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣
I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣
I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....
He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!
@@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!
10 ft. Slides? We slid down the concrete of an overpass on old cardboard...in the rain! You'd lose a layer of skin sometimes, but it was fun! Waxing the slides did make em hotter, but you went faster! 😂😂
Jeff's comedy is a blessing can listen to him over and over .Thank you Lord for saving him and using his comedy for your Glory
Amen! Appreciate that comment.
I am rolling while listening to this man! He is spot on! Been married 36 years!
Paid good money to see him Live last December. Worth every penny and a true bargain. He's also a very nice man.
I love this guy. He's hilarious! He's my favorite stand up comedian.
This man is a gem. Never tire of his fabulous humor.
One of the best comedians and people out there. Funny in the best way, always listen to his clips.....
Couldn't agree more! (:He's honestly funny! (I mean that in both ways)
One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.
I also grew up in America before the lawyers took over. Love Jeff, so funny
Yeah so did I and there's a lot of stuff I miss that we don't have anymore
Amen!
Jeff was three very first Dry Bar comedian i watched and he got me hooked... 😁😁
Gotta be the best comedian around.
Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Allen is one of the best I have watched on Dry Bar!
Saw him for the first time the other on Roku and my husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.
LOVE Jeff Allen. One of the very best! Can't wait to see some new material from him soon!
So funny. I love Jeff Allen. He's my #1 favorite male comic. Wish he'd come to Charleston WV,
All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
That's funny stuff
OMG, Tammy must be laughing every minute with this man around 🤣
He is the funniest man out in the comedy standup ever!
Also not good to
Listening to while driving!
This guy is gold!!
Yeah 56 I grew up in his era the guy is truly very funny 👍🤣
PURE GENIUS!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT REAL!!!
One of the best stand-up comedians around.
This man is so funny. I haven't heard comedy like this in along time that wasn't vulgar with language.
Absolutely I think that's what makes him the best and truly deserves a Grammy🎉
All the Drybar comics are clean and funny.
Karen Mills is clean and just as funny
I am crying from laughing so hard! Love listening to this man!
One of best comedians , I have seen on this channel.
Hilarious .
Love from INDIA
Love listening and watching 😂. God blessed him with perfect comedic timing!
Comedy with out being vulgar is really smart, clean and funny, unlike the new age comedy we hear theses days
He is so funny! Love him.
Jeffrey YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF ALL
One of the best comedians I have ever seen
He is hysterical! I’ve heard all these clips and I’m still laughing so hard! Thank you Jeff!! ❤️🤣
I just saw a small clip on Facebook so I had to go on RUclips and find his name he is probably one of the funniest comedians I've seen yet🤣🤣🤣
Hey! Exactly same! Dunno about you but i am feeling EXTREMELY BLESSED right now! Hallelujah!! 🤟🏻🕊️
@lauriedavis5946 I am too my fiance had a heart attack 3 weeks ago ended up in the hospital quadruple bypass surgery he died in surgery but God brought him back. It was supposed to be a normal quadruple bypass surgery but it did not turn into that it was worse. I don't know what I'm going do for Christmas because I have a 7 year old and his dad what is the main income I'm a stay-at-home mom with lupus and degenerative disease. How do u tell a 7 year old no Christmas
IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.
Do not try to eat while watching this. Nearly choked on my grapes. "Up th wall with frostbite" 😆 😆
😅
OMGosh!!! I love Jeff Allen!!!! So funny!!!!!
Jeff is so funny! I've watched all of his shows!
Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.
He is so good, I've "shared" him with everyone I know!
Great comedian. Jeff, ur extremely funny. I always end up lol watching ur skits. Thanks & God bless u for some joy!
He cracks me up and guess what? No foul language.
Two talent laughter is a gift and the best medicine of all I can watch him again and again and I laugh every time thank you Jeff God bless🤣🗿
This guy is great.
He is so great!
What a relief. Tnx lolo jeff, never fail to make me laugh and be scared of my wife at the same time. 😂😂😂
You are my new favorite comedian!
20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."
Thank you very much for the laughs @jeffallen...
Everyone agree thisnCLIP made our day:
Hope I see more of him he is hilarious
The funniest guy ever! I saw him at Dry bar when he performed the first time and I'm still laughing!
Im living by Jeff Allen's "Wife's Code" 2:23
😄😄😄😄😄
Love Jeff! His humor rocks!
I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God... I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This guy is so funny...he's great!
He is fantastic.... Love from Texas Jeff!
Love your work, all is like my world from yesterday. Thank you.
I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣
I love this man he is the funniest I've ever seen I enjoy him so much and I made you one years old keep it up young man
I love the shorts part.
She: Are those yours?
He: yeah, or I have some questions of my own.
I had to replay the next part, I was laughing so hard.
OMG … the waxing episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think hurt myself 🤣🤣
I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....
We had a Pontiac, same deal, old golf balls were the best.
Mine was a 63 VW
He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!
This man is hilarious!
Jeff Allen is so funny
Jeff is so funny, great content 👍🤣
LAUGHED OUT LOUD !!!
I laughed so hard I cried when he was talking about how he grew up. Don't think I ever cried while laughing.
Love it!
I hold my laughter or it would have been awakened the household 🤣 .
He is just great
I just discovered Jeff Allen about 2 years ago, he is now my favorite comedian, although if Robin Williams was alive they would be Neck to neck 😊
This was hilarious.
Always smart, hilarious comedy. So relatable. Please come to NW FL, Jeff! ❤
How could Jeff miss the best part of 10ft. tall steel slides? You can POLISH them with wax paper & make them FASTER!!!
Or go mach 10 with a gunny sack under you. :)
@@RandysRides Yep, and help the idiot hanging around at the bottom.☺️
@@julien.4617 hahahaha !!!
I should've read the comments first, I just commented the same thing. 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼
@@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!
Thanks for the laughs
I will cry the first time hearing my grand daughter call me pa-pa
😂😂 i have started using the word “Frosted” because of him
10 ft. Slides? We slid down the concrete of an overpass on old cardboard...in the rain! You'd lose a layer of skin sometimes, but it was fun! Waxing the slides did make em hotter, but you went faster! 😂😂
2:22 Happy Happy Happy!😆🤣😂
Awesome 👏🏻
GOLD!!!
I don't know her but I love his wife!! 😂
In a Christian loving way of course ….that line gets me every time
So great! 😂
Five Datelines, "We doin' alright, you and me? 😆
My parents have been married 46 years, boy do they have stories 😂
The dry ice story is my favorite part 😅😂😂😂😅😅
Thanks DBC
This guy is really funny!
I laughed so hard I almost wet the couch 😂
So hilarious!!😂😂
Great belly laughs. Thank you.
I think the CIA needs to open up a few spas.. that's all I'm saying. Okay. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Flabby piece of bazooka bubble gum 😂😂😂
One if the funniest comedic lines ever!!!!😅😅
Funniest guy ever!
This guy is awesome and he's so non-politically correct
OMGaaaaaaaa Hilarious!!!😂😂
He is good!
Man- I heard a lot of these jokes over 10 years ago and his presentation is almost EXACTLY the same. That’s nuts.
This man is Comedy Serial Killer…
thanks again
Still loving it all ! Such great delivery. Still LOL !!!! :)
This dudes like a machine gun! I can’t breathe!
"Spas"?!😂 🤣😂🤣😂
And…we would take wax paper and rub the metal sliding board to go even faster! Good old days.