The Joys Of Being An Empty Nester. Jeff Allen

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • The joys of being an empty nester are a lot fewer when your wife is trying to fix you, or at least that’s how Jeff Allen feels in this clip from his third Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Jeff talks about the experience of being an empty nester and all the joys that come with it. Whether you’re someone who has all of your kids out of the house, or you’re just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Jeff Allen is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @AUDIONOIR100
    @AUDIONOIR100 9 месяцев назад +103

    FINALLY! Dry Bar have brought back the legend! What took you so long!!!!

  • @j.k.9235
    @j.k.9235 9 месяцев назад +147

    I truly enjoy his takes on family life! Realistically funny 😂😂

  • @vashmatrix5769
    @vashmatrix5769 9 месяцев назад +71

    Jeff is a national treasure.

  • @elizabethbowie9753
    @elizabethbowie9753 9 месяцев назад +89

    I love the way he's So accurately funny, about each stage of life; from little kids, to teens, to adult kids,... All the way to parent kids !!! 💗💗💗

  • @cynthiat6505
    @cynthiat6505 9 месяцев назад +105

    He’s absolutely hysterical! I just love him!

    • @katiedrew4708
      @katiedrew4708 9 месяцев назад +5

      If you owned a Star Bucks would you let Joe Biden run the register? HAHAHAHA!

    • @Mansikkacake
      @Mansikkacake 8 месяцев назад +3

      I am not even his target audience but for some reason the way he tells his ordinary story with that characteristic voice entertains me !

  • @jillgegen3384
    @jillgegen3384 9 месяцев назад +45

    Funny truthful CLEAN humor...rare gift 😊

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 9 месяцев назад +59

    That conversations in her head part is 100% true. All of us women do that bahahah!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 9 месяцев назад +4

      True. I plan everything before I do it.

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 4 месяца назад +2

      Not only women. My husband did that, too. He would just start talking to me like we'd been having a long conversation, and I had no idea what he was talking about!

  • @NicoleHoltActress
    @NicoleHoltActress 9 месяцев назад +39

    An honest man. Love him.

  • @leannethompson9693
    @leannethompson9693 9 месяцев назад +39

    I love him! So glad he is still performing.

  • @kittensugars
    @kittensugars 9 месяцев назад +48

    Love this guy. He's made me laugh, AND cry. 😄

  • @mountainjeff
    @mountainjeff 9 месяцев назад +15

    That is one of the best sets I've seen on here.

  • @marthabishop1455
    @marthabishop1455 9 месяцев назад +12

    I'm crying😂😂😂so needed this today!! "Would you let Joe Biden operate your register at Starbucks?" OH my goodness that was great!

  • @RobertWhite1
    @RobertWhite1 9 месяцев назад +10

    🤣Jeff Allen! 'Bout time! Hasn't been on Dry Bar for a long while. What a breath of fresh air!

  • @yvette8492
    @yvette8492 9 месяцев назад +23

    He is one of the best! Love him! ❤❤

    • @nilles3000
      @nilles3000 9 месяцев назад

      noh i don´t i think i hate him

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 9 месяцев назад +1

      He is one of my favorites too.

  • @deanna4814
    @deanna4814 9 месяцев назад +10

    Best guy in the business

  • @thanksfernuthin
    @thanksfernuthin 9 месяцев назад +39

    He was pretty good before. He seems even better now. Fantastic!

  • @jordanjudge6210
    @jordanjudge6210 9 месяцев назад +24

    Oh man he is hilarious always love listening to him

  • @opendoorproperty
    @opendoorproperty 9 месяцев назад +12

    A MASTER AT HIS CRAFT...Jeff Allen ladies n gentlemen!!! The best in the biz.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @goudagirl6095
    @goudagirl6095 5 месяцев назад +3

    "...cos she's been _THINKIN!"_ omg, killed me! Love Jeff!

  • @NCollins86
    @NCollins86 9 месяцев назад +16

    Amazing!!! FINALLY someone telling the truth out there! His family stuff was great, too.

  • @jessicablank6470
    @jessicablank6470 9 месяцев назад +15

    He's the best! Delighted to see him on Dry Bar again 🥰

  • @patriciafortune8200
    @patriciafortune8200 6 месяцев назад +6

    He always makes me laugh. Without fail. Hilarious!

  • @stuartwilkinson172
    @stuartwilkinson172 9 месяцев назад +69

    The Biden joke at the end was gold
    We're all thinking it and he said it

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 9 месяцев назад +6

      good one! but definitely would not let trump anywhere near the money...

    • @kitty10141
      @kitty10141 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@oldrrocrinstead Hunter could be the money man, the big guys kid

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 9 месяцев назад

      @@oldrrocr What are you smoking? He wrote the book on business and he's had more failed ventures before you even dreamed of having one successful business. The economy was doing great before democrats forced everyone to suffer completely unnecessary, unscientific, and useless mandates so they could pull a scam and steal 2020.

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@kitty10141better than Trump and his son

    • @dirtydave1889
      @dirtydave1889 9 месяцев назад

      @@oldrrocr Why not? Trump doesn't need to steal our money. The Bidens did.

  • @TrixRN
    @TrixRN 9 месяцев назад +17

    He’s hilarious!😂

  • @Tiff72
    @Tiff72 9 месяцев назад +12

    Full special tomorrow!! Can't wait!!😂😂

  • @ChefCrys01
    @ChefCrys01 8 месяцев назад +7

    Jeff Allen! Always my favorite. Good to see you again, thanks for the laughs.

  • @queenoftheecouch-alysad7002
    @queenoftheecouch-alysad7002 9 месяцев назад +10

    😂😂😂😂 hysterical. Love this guy

  • @indahks6762
    @indahks6762 9 месяцев назад +15

    Oh Man! 😂😂 I almost got chocked of my soup! You made my day Sir!

  • @michalgajdos7575
    @michalgajdos7575 9 месяцев назад +9

    Good sketch indeed!

  • @shawnteewortham3245
    @shawnteewortham3245 9 месяцев назад +6

    OMG, A NEW SPECIAL, YES!!
    I LOVE JEFF ALLEN ❣️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

  • @daniel_burrell
    @daniel_burrell 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jeff Allen is the best!

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u 9 месяцев назад +5

    ❤️Jeff Allen

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 9 месяцев назад +7

    It's great to see Jeff Allen. He looks fantastic. I saw him with the GAITHERS in PGH, PA, in the early 2000. He was hysterical then, and he got funnier and funnier.
    I have his cd, HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE, and it is SUPER FUNNY. HE IS THE BEST.
    GOD BLESS JEFF AND HIS WONDERFUL FAMILY.

  • @jjmonty8090
    @jjmonty8090 3 месяца назад

    I’ve watched many dry bar specials. This dude is probably the best I’ve ever heard.

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 9 месяцев назад +8

    yeay. he's back again!! love Jeff Allen, one of the few who makes me belly laugh 😀

  • @davemeeks8109
    @davemeeks8109 9 месяцев назад +8

    Funny man 😊

  • @carboniignacious2607
    @carboniignacious2607 9 месяцев назад +6

    Jeff is a classic!

  • @jerrysinclair3771
    @jerrysinclair3771 9 месяцев назад +7

    Jeff, great stuff!!!

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 9 месяцев назад +18

    One of the greats - so darn funny I forgot to be depressed for a while....

  • @christopherbellore3511
    @christopherbellore3511 11 дней назад

    I heard this dialogue before; but Jeff is so good I listened to it again. 😅😂

  • @merima333
    @merima333 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love this guy, makes me lough

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight 9 месяцев назад +5

    Very truthful comedy😅
    I just had a cup of joe with Joe.

  • @teriberi54
    @teriberi54 9 месяцев назад +7

    My sister in law signed her dad up for a 5 K walk. He hated it.. He said, "I normally like to walk, but this was like a forced march"

  • @midlifemom5829
    @midlifemom5829 9 месяцев назад +3

    He's the best!

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 9 месяцев назад +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Jeff Allen sooooo funny always

  • @Cilliansgirl
    @Cilliansgirl 9 месяцев назад +4

    I’ve loved every time Jeff’s had a set here 😄❤

  • @davids499
    @davids499 9 месяцев назад +9

    Hey, JEFF !!! ...this new material is GREAT!!! My wife and I loved seeing your show in Orlando FL. Please let us know when you come this way again!

  • @jenwick8708
    @jenwick8708 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love this guy and this was one of his best sets❤

  • @BreaRose
    @BreaRose 8 месяцев назад +1

    He’s my favorite Dry Bar comedian

  • @mimis.98
    @mimis.98 8 месяцев назад +2

    He's hilarious and so sharp!

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 9 месяцев назад +5

    Best comedian put there, a natural. Everyone else should study him for improvement. 😊

  • @lindamejias5392
    @lindamejias5392 5 месяцев назад

    45 years! Now, finally an empty nester. We have conversations😁

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 9 месяцев назад +3

    Breason
    Brilliant as always !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @rozsmith6850
    @rozsmith6850 8 месяцев назад +3

    Love this! Thank you, Jeff Allen, for telling it like it is!

  • @ben_hell4437
    @ben_hell4437 9 месяцев назад +15

    No, I would not let Joe run the registers 😅😂😂

  • @michellebaboval9560
    @michellebaboval9560 9 месяцев назад +4

    Always funny!

  • @midwestmatthew9752
    @midwestmatthew9752 9 месяцев назад +4

    I liked this video for 9:02 😂

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 9 месяцев назад +1

      My grandmother said, "do.not speak about politics, religion or sports to avoid trouble". I guess she was right. I didn't like the politics jokes either.

  • @mknewlan67
    @mknewlan67 9 месяцев назад +4

    To be fair I wouldn’t trust any politician to run my register.

  • @georgeromo3506
    @georgeromo3506 9 месяцев назад +2

    OMG that is so true. When my father first retired the first couple of weeks was Gun smoke in the morning and ice cream every night. Lol

  • @happylife1080
    @happylife1080 9 месяцев назад +3

    The quickest 11 minutes I’ve had on this channel.

  • @carolynnaumann2306
    @carolynnaumann2306 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this man’s humor !!

  • @susankibbey400
    @susankibbey400 9 месяцев назад +3

    So funny. Needed a good laugh.

  • @sjent
    @sjent 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is a treasure.

  • @thegoforitgirl
    @thegoforitgirl 9 месяцев назад +3

    Love to hear jokes from his new set!

  • @brianrainsberger3417
    @brianrainsberger3417 4 месяца назад

    This guy is a riot! Him and Tim Hawkins should do a comedy tour together.

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource 8 месяцев назад +1

    So great to hear some new material from him!

  • @kathyyoung1774
    @kathyyoung1774 9 месяцев назад

    One of his best! 💕

  • @guardianangel9517
    @guardianangel9517 8 месяцев назад +3

    I LOVE this guy!!!❤
    He was also hilarious on Thou Shalt Laugh😂😆🤣
    P.S. LOVE your Biden jokes
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marleybedford8628
    @marleybedford8628 8 месяцев назад

    He’s so lovely…That was great fun. Cheers

  • @medinajones5750
    @medinajones5750 9 месяцев назад

    Love Jeff Allen!! 😍😍😍😍

  • @user-ms6rf5nh6q
    @user-ms6rf5nh6q 7 месяцев назад

    Loved the routine! Thanks for making us laugh again!

  • @vaporcaper9601
    @vaporcaper9601 5 месяцев назад

    I’m watching this in hopes that one day too I can be in my living room in my boxer shorts!😂😂😂

  • @user-sp3yi5hr9d
    @user-sp3yi5hr9d 9 месяцев назад

    He is amazing!

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 9 месяцев назад +15

    Well, you've got Biden's need for ice cream down pat.

  • @organiccleanfoodconnection
    @organiccleanfoodconnection 9 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best on Drybar

  • @jburnett8152
    @jburnett8152 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was great 😂

  • @bubuli55
    @bubuli55 7 месяцев назад

    Love it!

  • @chinonsophilip1011
    @chinonsophilip1011 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I just had a cup of joe with Joe "😂

  • @theatypicalgenz
    @theatypicalgenz 9 месяцев назад +4

    His 3rd Special!

  • @123itisnotme
    @123itisnotme 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you Adam Carola for introducing me to this guy

  • @donnaaranda7175
    @donnaaranda7175 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jeff Allen is great 😅. I can't believe a SC woman sent such a letter. Must be one of our too many unwanted transplants

  • @surryhouse
    @surryhouse 9 месяцев назад

    Hahaha! The ending is great!!!

  • @keithg460
    @keithg460 26 дней назад

    His son finally "acclimated". Congrats, man!

  • @daviddansereau1793
    @daviddansereau1793 9 месяцев назад +3

    When we became empty nesters, my wife started to make me her new hobbie
    Nooooooo

  • @jadedbreadncircus9159
    @jadedbreadncircus9159 9 месяцев назад +3

    Jesus I'm 41 & I haven't had kids yet. I'll be an empty nester by the time my bones are as dried up as an empty birds nest.

  • @lindsaykid9947
    @lindsaykid9947 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love the way he is funny without being dirty. Not to say dirty isn't funny. Just some people think the only way to make someone laugh is by dropping f-bombs repeatedly. This old man gets comedy

  • @chrisliles1668
    @chrisliles1668 8 месяцев назад

    awesome

  • @grannytrez
    @grannytrez 8 месяцев назад +2

    I really love if I don’t eat the broccoli I don’t get the ice cream

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 8 месяцев назад +1

    The epic return of the legend himself!

  • @gracehardiman8134
    @gracehardiman8134 7 месяцев назад

    So funny!

  • @lizbrown587
    @lizbrown587 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sooo funny😂😂

  • @bonniedillon
    @bonniedillon 9 месяцев назад +2

    Shared

  • @mandy747c
    @mandy747c 8 месяцев назад

    “Beat up your big toe.” 🤣

  • @clss3257
    @clss3257 9 месяцев назад

    Just saw Jeff's spotlight on GMA3 's Faith Friday, nice to hear about the new book!

  • @georgeherod4252
    @georgeherod4252 9 месяцев назад +1

    He is a riot

  • @kaimrazik
    @kaimrazik 9 месяцев назад +1

    this man made dry bar

  • @darlahaines6928
    @darlahaines6928 8 месяцев назад

    If we could do time travel and go back to the 1920s, I'd want Calvin Coolidge running the cash register. He's known for his slogan, "The business of America is Business". His nickname was Silent Cal. Quite a contrast to politicians of every decade. 😄

  • @muffy4300
    @muffy4300 4 месяца назад +2

  • @clairdw
    @clairdw 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jeff, I just adopted 3 strays from the city pound. $125, sandboxes, litter, food, toys scatching posts feeding trays, water fountain... about another few hundred. Wellness checks in 4 days time.. $$$.
    No such thing as a "free" pet anymore... 😊

    • @guardianangel9517
      @guardianangel9517 8 месяцев назад

      Not pet "stuff" but free pets are around if you keep your eyes OPEN
      🐈👀

    • @clairdw
      @clairdw 8 месяцев назад

      @@guardianangel9517 my point being, you still have a lot more expenses nowadays. Used to be, you came home with a kitten/ puppy, and the back yard was its toilet, chasing a ball/walks/ human interaction, were it's entertainment. Food was cheap, tinned or dry, and you took it to a vet if badly injured somehow, or old and needing to be put down. Pets have become a Huge industry over the years, and that "free" pet, just isn't now.

  • @user-vl8qw8hp1g
    @user-vl8qw8hp1g 9 месяцев назад +2

    IF I owned a Starbucks, I would NOT let Joe Biden anywhere near the register!!! 😂😂😂