Eggs are laid with a natural preserving layer on the shell. Mass production in America cleans and files the shells smooth so any natural preservation is gone.
1. In Fellowship - Boromir, instead of saying 'I care not', as he hands the Ring back to Frodo he says, 'I don't give a fuck.'. 2. In Two Towers - Frodo to Gollum, 'This is Sting you've fucking well seen it before.' 3 In Return - Gimli, 'That still only counts as fucking one.'
Here's my one swear-word in "The Lord of the Rings", the scene where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli come upon Gandalf again at last, as Gandalf the White. Gimli: (-happily-) Gandalf... Gandalf: B*tch, I am Gandalf the WHITE. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.
I can picture gimli cussing the most. Like when he's grieving in moria. "NOOO! FUCKING NOOOOO!" Or "Not the FUCKING beard!" At helm's deep, "I said I can't make the jump. You'll have to fucking toss me." At the opening to the home of the dead, "An elf will go underground when a dwarf dare not? Aw fuck I'd never here the end of it."
I absolutely love peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and am always trying to get converts. I also like peanut butter and banana sandwiches -- which is where Nick would draw the line. Dom and Billy are so much fun!
"In place of a dark lord you would have a fucking queen!" - Galadriel "May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go fucking out." -Galadriel Or the best one from Sam, " PO-TAY-TOES! BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A FUCKIN STEW!"
You only have to refrigerate eggs if you wash them. There's some kind of natural protective coating on the eggs that comes off if you wash them. In America the farming practices are usually more unsanitary, unsafe so it's required. If you get eggs from your own chickens and they're not covered in muck you can leave them unwashed, unrefrigerated.
The swearing part would be Gandalf saying "Fly you f'ing fools!!! Haha Also I had no idea who this guy was until they started talking about the bachelor lol
"One does not simply fucking walk into Mordor..." “They're taking the fucking hobbits to fucking Isengard" "You have my sword. And you have my bow. And MY FUCKING ax!" “I can’t carry it for you, but I can fucking carry you.” “A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he fucking means to.” "We've had nothing but maggoty bread for three fucking days!" "My fucking precious" Why is this so entertaining? lol
The flanger effect was done at Abbey Road and other studios by having two tape machines playing the same sound in sync, and then applying slight pressure to the FLANGE of the supply reel on one of the machine, thus slowing it very slightly compared to the other deck and consequently creating a phase effect! You're welcome :)
Not the best guest but Billy and Dom are a delight as always! Legolas: Do you want me to describe it to you, or shall I find you a box? Gimli: [pauses] Hahahahahaha! Fuck you.
Such a great episode!!!! I cant believe Nick's dad rocked to Dire Straits... must be a generational thing. My dad loves them too and I grew up listening to them. Somehow after all this years I still have a cassette from them, with Romeo and Juliet, sultans of swing.... oh the memories. And the dog stories and the beginning mine passed away 2 years ago and I had to go pick up her ashes, I did talked to her on the way back home. Thank you for another week of amazing conversation!
Pippin in the mines of moria after knocking over the skeleton, chains and armor down the well: "Oh shit (on repeat)" Gandalf: trying to think of a swear word but there's too many he wants to list so he just goes with "fool of a took"
Not a million miles away, but I used to enjoy a peanut butter and piccalilli sandwich when I was younger. My older brother put me onto them, so they were a bit of a thing in my house. Haven’t had one in years though.
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" was Jermaine Stewart. Jermaine Jackson had hits with "Dynamite" and "Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin' (Too Good To Be True)" which have similar funk. :)
I've read some comments under this video saying this was the most boring interview/guest - of course everyone is entitled to their opinion. But I just want to add that I very much enjoyed the episode. Yes, TFO had guests that I found more interesting, but I think the episode was still enjoyable & I would have never guessed that they would invite a bachelor-contestant to the show - and I love that. They have guests from various context and that's what makes this podcast a good mix for me. I also loved that they had the pb&pickle sandwiches 😋
I love peanut butter pickle sandwiches! My grandma showed my dad who showed me when i was young. Everything thinks im crazy for eating it but I love it & eat it often
As a homesteader in Canada I raise my own chickens for eggs; there’s a protective coating on eggs when they lay them and they can keep for a month min on the counter. But in the shops they have to be washed which removes this and making the eggs subject to need refrigeration.
In Sweden, it's recommended to store eggs in the refrigerator because that will encrease the sustainability with several weeks. So over here, aprox everyone store eggs cold.
1:14:15 😆 Dom to Billy: "Cuz usually you smell of dog dirt." Billy: "I don't smell too good natural." Dom: "Mm. You usually smell of dog dirt." Omg these guys 😆😆
Alexander Graham Bell once spent a year attempting to train his dog to speak English. Once, when a visiting friend asked how the project was going, Bell answered "Rough".
FotR Pipin: It comes in pints? I'm FUCKING getting one. TT: Gimli: He's got my FUCKING axe in his head! RotK: Theoden: Ride now! FUCKING ride now! Ride to Gondor!
Elrond-"Never before has any voice uttered the words of that fucking tongue here in Imladris. Boromir- “Gondor has not king, Gondor needs no Fucking king” Gandalf- Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in after it and rid us of your Fucking stupidity. Samwise-IT’S LIKE IN THE GREAT STORIES, MR. FRODO. THE ONES THAT REALLY FUCKIN MATTERED. Aragorn- He's trying to bring down the Fucking mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!" Legolas- Lembas, One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown-Ass man.
My grandpa always made my brothers and I peanut butter and mayo sandwiches with a bit of lettuce. Never though about it being the Great Depression thing...and I LOVED it btw.
I love peanut butter and pickles! Sometimes just dip pickles straight into the jar of PB. Good stuff. ETA- peanut butter on a hot, toasted english muffin w/ cold pickle slices. YAS.
Y'all like salt and vinegar you have to try Old Dutch Kettle Cooked salt and vinegar, definitely the best I've ever had, old Dutch us the best for every flavour, especially dill pickel
Another day Another fun way to watch the friendship onion, I love you guys, I'm still watching Lord Of The Rings but I didn't want to miss this lovely podcast 🙂
The wind that would have brought the smell to the dog in 30 seconds at 3/4 miles away would have been going 90mph. Would have knocked the smell out of the dog haha.
Help! I really want to read Viggo Mortensen's poem about his dog, but I can't find information about where to purchase it or what book it is. Does anyone know?
Back in the studio. Dope. A bit of good news in this dreary world Also, Gimli saying Not the Fucking beard! Gamgee saying, I haven't been dropping no fucking eaves... For the last movie of course, Aragorn saying, For Fuckin Frodo...
46:02 Johnny Clues has the same Friendship Onion hoodie as the one I got for Christmas! :O Also, my brother absolutely LOVES that Dire Straits song! :D
Marmite and PB is a readily available thing guys. Get it on yer bucket lists. Honestly, you might be pleasantly surprised. Use sparingly though, like Billy's seasoning 😉
Peanut butter and pickles where I'm from is known as something stereotypically eaten by pregnant women haha, but that really only speaks to the taste of it
Treebreard: "Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my fucking side, little orc."
Eggs are laid with a natural preserving layer on the shell. Mass production in America cleans and files the shells smooth so any natural preservation is gone.
Frodo pulls the ring out of the fire and lettering appears.
Gandalf: 'Oh, fuck.'
1. In Fellowship - Boromir, instead of saying 'I care not', as he hands the Ring back to Frodo he says, 'I don't give a fuck.'.
2. In Two Towers - Frodo to Gollum, 'This is Sting you've fucking well seen it before.'
3 In Return - Gimli, 'That still only counts as fucking one.'
I just want one in the two towers where sams cooking the rabbits and golem says “ stupid fat motherfucking Hobbit”
Frodo after getting his finger bit off: "FUCK!"
Hahahahah yes
My favorite suggestion for a swear in LotR is "All right then, fuck your secrets" 🤣
I feel like either Pippin or Merry could exclaim, “SHIT!!” at a lot of points in any of the movies.
1: Aragorn: "let's hunt some fuckin orc!"
2: gollum: "stupid fuckin fat hobbit"
3: Theoden as the nazgul swoops in : "fuuuuuuuuuuuuk"
Close second for 3 "I am no fuckin man!"
Brilliant, boys
"Fly you fucking fools!"
"Fuckin' hobbits really are amazing creatures"
“I was there Gandalf , 3000 fucking years ago “
Billy and Dom, you two just instantly put me in a better mood. ❤️
"Somethin Fell" made me laugh way too much.
And me
Fellowship: “YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS!!!”
Towers: “Fucking po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Return: “ FOR FUCKING FRODO!!!!!”
Gandalf should get at least 1
Perfection
Galadriel telling Frodo
"Don't touch the fucking water!!" When looking into her mirror. 🤣
Billy singing the theme to the Love Boat is hands down the best moment ever….Amazing!
Billy, thank you❣️
It’s me who told you about Lordi 😊.
Thank you for this funny podcast again, you all ❤️❣️
This certainly saved my day!!
listened to a lot of podcasts, this is the best one i've ever heard
Here's my one swear-word in "The Lord of the Rings", the scene where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli come upon Gandalf again at last, as Gandalf the White.
Gimli:
(-happily-) Gandalf...
Gandalf: B*tch, I am Gandalf the WHITE. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.
I can picture gimli cussing the most. Like when he's grieving in moria. "NOOO! FUCKING NOOOOO!" Or "Not the FUCKING beard!" At helm's deep, "I said I can't make the jump. You'll have to fucking toss me." At the opening to the home of the dead, "An elf will go underground when a dwarf dare not? Aw fuck I'd never here the end of it."
I absolutely love peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and am always trying to get converts. I also like peanut butter and banana sandwiches -- which is where Nick would draw the line. Dom and Billy are so much fun!
"In place of a dark lord you would have a fucking queen!" - Galadriel
"May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go fucking out." -Galadriel
Or the best one from Sam, " PO-TAY-TOES! BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A FUCKIN STEW!"
That "something fell" moment was like real life Pippin with the apple 🤣🤣 (1:00:00)
😂
I LOVE peanut butter and pickles together! Though I'll often skip the bread and put the peanut butter directly on a half pickle.
The Return Of The King- "I am no fucking man"
The LOTR swearing moments had me in stitches. Hilarious! And you’ve got a great guest! I want to take that animal communication class..
"That's for frodo! That's for the shire! And that's for my old fucking gaffer!"
"It comes in fucking pints???"
"Where the fuck was Gondor when the Westfold fell?!"
This is one crossover I did not expect 😂
They had gone on Nick Viall's podcast to promote TFO before it started.
"Brothers in arms" is one of those albums I can listen to over and over and I still love it - a true masterpiece! I still have it on cassette tape.
You only have to refrigerate eggs if you wash them. There's some kind of natural protective coating on the eggs that comes off if you wash them. In America the farming practices are usually more unsanitary, unsafe so it's required. If you get eggs from your own chickens and they're not covered in muck you can leave them unwashed, unrefrigerated.
The swearing part would be Gandalf saying "Fly you f'ing fools!!! Haha Also I had no idea who this guy was until they started talking about the bachelor lol
Thank you guys so much for making my Tuesdays wonderful 💛
Another brilliant episode.
Gollum in TT: they fu*ing stole it from us.
"One does not simply fucking walk into Mordor..."
“They're taking the fucking hobbits to fucking Isengard"
"You have my sword. And you have my bow. And MY FUCKING ax!"
“I can’t carry it for you, but I can fucking carry you.”
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he fucking means to.”
"We've had nothing but maggoty bread for three fucking days!"
"My fucking precious"
Why is this so entertaining? lol
I dont know why but the gandalf and bread ones really made me laugh
"Meriadock Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. I should have fucking known"
The flanger effect was done at Abbey Road and other studios by having two tape machines playing the same sound in sync, and then applying slight pressure to the FLANGE of the supply reel on one of the machine, thus slowing it very slightly compared to the other deck and consequently creating a phase effect!
You're welcome :)
In Return of the King - "I am no f*ckin' man!"
Theoden going, "Oh shit..." when either seeing the Haradrim or the Witch King.
Not the best guest but Billy and Dom are a delight as always!
Legolas: Do you want me to describe it to you, or shall I find you a box?
Gimli: [pauses] Hahahahahaha! Fuck you.
Seconded
Elrond: I looked into your future and seen it was Fucked
Such a great episode!!!! I cant believe Nick's dad rocked to Dire Straits... must be a generational thing. My dad loves them too and I grew up listening to them. Somehow after all this years I still have a cassette from them, with Romeo and Juliet, sultans of swing.... oh the memories.
And the dog stories and the beginning mine passed away 2 years ago and I had to go pick up her ashes, I did talked to her on the way back home.
Thank you for another week of amazing conversation!
Pippin in the mines of moria after knocking over the skeleton, chains and armor down the well: "Oh shit (on repeat)"
Gandalf: trying to think of a swear word but there's too many he wants to list so he just goes with "fool of a took"
Not a million miles away, but I used to enjoy a peanut butter and piccalilli sandwich when I was younger. My older brother put me onto them, so they were a bit of a thing in my house. Haven’t had one in years though.
Billy, never stop telling stories with "no ending". ❤️🤣
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" was Jermaine Stewart.
Jermaine Jackson had hits with "Dynamite" and "Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin' (Too Good To Be True)" which have similar funk. :)
"Not at the towers! Aim for the trolls! Kill the fucking trolls!"
Also, Aragorn talking to the ghost army, "what fucking say you?!"
Billy forgot to mention the TV was invented by a Scotsman (John Logie Baird) and James Watt invented tge Steam Engine.
You boys are silly. I LOVE it!
One does not simply walk into f**king Mordor.
“You’re late.”
“…fuck off.”
I've read some comments under this video saying this was the most boring interview/guest - of course everyone is entitled to their opinion. But I just want to add that I very much enjoyed the episode. Yes, TFO had guests that I found more interesting, but I think the episode was still enjoyable & I would have never guessed that they would invite a bachelor-contestant to the show - and I love that. They have guests from various context and that's what makes this podcast a good mix for me. I also loved that they had the pb&pickle sandwiches 😋
Aragorn: That is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: in-fucking-deed
Aragorn slowly turns to face his comrades, his expression softens and his eyes brim with tears.
"Fuck Frodo..."
[Charges to his death]
Sam saying “I’m fucking home” is top tier
Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwiches where my absolute favorite when i was younger, brought them to school all the time.
When Viggo Mortensen kicks the Orc helmet in The Two Towers because Aragorn thinks Merry and Pippin are dead. FUCK!!!!!
I love peanut butter pickle sandwiches! My grandma showed my dad who showed me when i was young. Everything thinks im crazy for eating it but I love it & eat it often
“We swears on the fucking precious”
As a homesteader in Canada I raise my own chickens for eggs; there’s a protective coating on eggs when they lay them and they can keep for a month min on the counter. But in the shops they have to be washed which removes this and making the eggs subject to need refrigeration.
In Sweden, it's recommended to store eggs in the refrigerator because that will encrease the sustainability with several weeks. So over here, aprox everyone store eggs cold.
1:14:15 😆
Dom to Billy: "Cuz usually you smell of dog dirt."
Billy: "I don't smell too good natural."
Dom: "Mm. You usually smell of dog dirt."
Omg these guys 😆😆
Golem: Fat fucking Hobbitses!
"I will take the ring to Mordor... although I do not know the fucking way!"
“When Dom said, “Hi Nic! Come on in!” Not gunna lie, I froze and my heart skipped a beat.
Toast the bread, add a banana to the pickle w/peanut butter (I prefer almond butter)..
This was one of my favorite pregnancy cravings... 🤭😂🤣
“ I can’t fucking do it Sam”
Pippin : 'Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches? F*ck Yeah!!!'
Alexander Graham Bell once spent a year attempting to train his dog to speak English.
Once, when a visiting friend asked how the project was going, Bell answered "Rough".
"Gondor? Where the f*** was Gondor when the wesfold fell?"
And now I feel compelled to listen to Jermaine Stewart. LOL
Thankfully! Someone else who realized it wasn’t Jermaine “Jackson” or any Jackson brother/sister!
We're going to need an eat the world cook book at some point
FotR
Pipin: It comes in pints? I'm FUCKING getting one.
TT:
Gimli: He's got my FUCKING axe in his head!
RotK:
Theoden: Ride now! FUCKING ride now! Ride to Gondor!
Surely when the ring is cut from Sauron, or when Barud-dur is falling: "FUUUUUUUUUK" *low voice*
Elrond-"Never before has any voice uttered the words of that fucking tongue here in Imladris.
Boromir- “Gondor has not king, Gondor needs no Fucking king”
Gandalf- Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in after it and rid us of your Fucking stupidity.
Samwise-IT’S LIKE IN THE GREAT STORIES, MR. FRODO. THE ONES THAT REALLY FUCKIN MATTERED.
Aragorn- He's trying to bring down the Fucking mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!"
Legolas- Lembas, One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown-Ass man.
I just made myself pickles and peanut butter on toast after you mentioned it. I’ve never tried it before. It tastes really great.
After Gandalf falls on Moria and the hobbits are crying, Sean Bean says, “give them a moment for F**ks sake!”
My grandpa always made my brothers and I peanut butter and mayo sandwiches with a bit of lettuce. Never though about it being the Great Depression thing...and I LOVED it btw.
Toast with peanut butter and pickles looked amazing!
Can I skip swearing in the Fellowship and the Two Towers just to have Theoden yell “Fuck!” three times before the charge of the Rohirrim?
I wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he fucking means to!
I suggested peanut butter & piccalilli sandwiches months ago!
I came up with the idea independently in the 1980s...
Just a singular "Fuck" just before Gandalf falls
I love peanut butter and pickles! Sometimes just dip pickles straight into the jar of PB. Good stuff. ETA- peanut butter on a hot, toasted english muffin w/ cold pickle slices. YAS.
“We ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread for 3 fucking days!”
Y'all like salt and vinegar you have to try Old Dutch Kettle Cooked salt and vinegar, definitely the best I've ever had, old Dutch us the best for every flavour, especially dill pickel
With the pickles, are we looking at dill, gherkin, bread and butter?
Another day
Another fun way to watch the friendship onion, I love you guys, I'm still watching Lord Of The Rings but I didn't want to miss this lovely podcast 🙂
Dom's dietary advice is always so dodgy 😂
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so fucking bad.
The wind that would have brought the smell to the dog in 30 seconds at 3/4 miles away would have been going 90mph. Would have knocked the smell out of the dog haha.
Help! I really want to read Viggo Mortensen's poem about his dog, but I can't find information about where to purchase it or what book it is. Does anyone know?
I'm sure Nic is a nice guy. I don't want to be negative, but good God this interview can be used as a cure for insomnia
Yea was not a very good one.
I would put the F in fellowship when gandalf looks up when he hears the belrog before he says run.
Back in the studio. Dope. A bit of good news in this dreary world
Also, Gimli saying Not the Fucking beard! Gamgee saying, I haven't been dropping no fucking eaves...
For the last movie of course, Aragorn saying, For Fuckin Frodo...
I used to eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches all the time when I was younger. They were surprisingly tasty.
I ate them as a youngster. I'd still eat them, but I watch sodium carefully
Never tried it, but I love everything involved...I'll admit my mouth started watering when he described the hot toast & melty peanut butter.
46:02 Johnny Clues has the same Friendship Onion hoodie as the one I got for Christmas! :O
Also, my brother absolutely LOVES that Dire Straits song! :D
Marmite and PB is a readily available thing guys. Get it on yer bucket lists. Honestly, you might be pleasantly surprised. Use sparingly though, like Billy's seasoning 😉
Once again, Billy and Dom, you made me laugh and made my night!
"They're taking the hobbits to fucking Isengard!"
Peanut butter and pickles where I'm from is known as something stereotypically eaten by pregnant women haha, but that really only speaks to the taste of it