Prepared Homeowner Gets The Drop On Burglars

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  • @YakoBako
    @YakoBako 3 года назад +5656

    “I got robbed”
    “What did they take?”
    “Nothing but I got a new car now” 😭🤣🤣

    • @PandaGamerMo
      @PandaGamerMo 3 года назад +88

      LMFAO. Facts

    • @YakoBako
      @YakoBako 3 года назад +64

      Evan Daugherty yea unfortunately it only works the other way around . My woman’s truck got broken into recently. They broke the window to steal the items inside. This is a list of what they got to keep; an empty suitcase, two popped river tubes, a bag of women’s shoes complete with a dirty pair of socks per pair of shoes , some clothes, a tool box, a roadside emergency bag, and I believe that’s it. To our luck the idiots didn’t see the spare key sitting in the cup holder but we learned our lesson

    • @lokesmithix2647
      @lokesmithix2647 3 года назад +28

      Cops reaction: yeah just pay the car insurance and we’ll get the Paper turned in

    • @YakoBako
      @YakoBako 3 года назад +16

      Evan Daugherty it’s just things my friend. Unfortunate yes, but we have our lives and our health

    • @ickisOblina
      @ickisOblina 3 года назад +10

      Yako Bako spare key in the car? Not a good idea.
      Sorry they got you.

  • @nine279
    @nine279 4 года назад +4953

    “The lady was just a worker not his spouse or anything”
    Good looking out John

  • @rickparker679
    @rickparker679 2 года назад +1338

    Dude did everything right, including installation of several CCTV Cams, which enabled us to enjoy the show.

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk 2 года назад +16

      @@ts757arse right wtf is that lol 😂

    • @kaptainstoner88
      @kaptainstoner88 2 года назад +13

      @@ts757arse hahahaha. Shit.. I just noticed that too. Interesting positioning for those cameras… hahah

    • @user-uy3eq5hg1s
      @user-uy3eq5hg1s 2 года назад +10

      Bad guys pretending like they were smart by hacking the garage door.... then run and leave their car, wallet and phone 🤣

    • @InBrad
      @InBrad Год назад

      Good for him

    • @gus808
      @gus808 Год назад +23

      @@ts757arse "sex" its short for "sexta" which means friday in Brazilian Portuguese

  • @theexperiment8498
    @theexperiment8498 3 года назад +279

    It was so nice of those guys to leave the victim the car. Very generous indeed.

    • @thiagovidal6137
      @thiagovidal6137 3 года назад +14

      The car was certainly stolen.. so the good guy won't get to keep it anyway.

    • @ericscaillet6087
      @ericscaillet6087 3 года назад +6

      @@thiagovidal6137 then lucky other person that had it stolen ,its been garaged now😉

    • @Michael-wm9bm
      @Michael-wm9bm 2 года назад +1

      I would have kept it or ebay the parts

    • @Michael-wm9bm
      @Michael-wm9bm 2 года назад

      @@thiagovidal6137 i would have kept it or ebay the parts…Brazilian cops are crooked anyway

    • @TomTKK
      @TomTKK 10 месяцев назад

      Take the money out of the wallet

  • @rygguy4176
    @rygguy4176 3 года назад +5250

    Guy got a free car, wallet, and phone. sounds like he won to me

    • @renansilveira2013
      @renansilveira2013 3 года назад +245

      Puled a uno reverse card in then

    • @ewaszorek3591
      @ewaszorek3591 3 года назад +500

      It's not a robbery, it's delivery...:)

    • @raeesafromsouthafrica
      @raeesafromsouthafrica 3 года назад +56

      What a gain for the not victim.

    • @iamaaron____
      @iamaaron____ 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣

    • @ENDTIMEsVideoLibrary
      @ENDTIMEsVideoLibrary 3 года назад +35

      The car was most likely stolen, unfortunately, cause then he could have claimed it through the police and repaired the damages to his house with his cut of the money from the sale of it..

  • @fredericjeanpierre264
    @fredericjeanpierre264 4 года назад +5161

    "those guys forgot they left the oven on" lol

    • @icyowens7853
      @icyowens7853 4 года назад +21

      Frederic Jeanpierre so funny

    • @fredericjeanpierre264
      @fredericjeanpierre264 4 года назад +160

      @@icyowens7853 not sure what's more funny, that phrase or the fact that one left the wallet and cellphone AND the car

    • @tonyrebel63
      @tonyrebel63 4 года назад +20

      Man am laughing my ass off on that one tears rolling down my face. I see you caught that... then the good guy went to pie the corners. it is funny as hell.

    • @ryanrylander2264
      @ryanrylander2264 4 года назад +14

      I thought about the car too!! If it was stolen, no loss. But if not, that's as dumb as the cell phone and wallet!!😂🤣😂🤣

    • @rylanshchyschuk7759
      @rylanshchyschuk7759 4 года назад +6

      Heard it many times before but really listened when John corriea says t

  • @RSWingman71
    @RSWingman71 3 года назад +497

    Them: "Why would you possibly need an assault rifle for self-defense?"
    Me: ...

    • @beachcomber4785
      @beachcomber4785 3 года назад +27

      A R equirement -
      One on Five =
      AR15 Right?!

    • @centralscrutinizer7374
      @centralscrutinizer7374 3 года назад +1

      @@jessesmith8388 Your next door neighbor, innocently watching TV, wants to know why you don’t own a shotgun.

    • @centralscrutinizer7374
      @centralscrutinizer7374 3 года назад +8

      @@johnrobi0 Firearms should only be owned by qualified individuals.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 2 года назад +41

      @@centralscrutinizer7374 And cars should only be driven by qualified individuals. It’s not difficult at all to learn how to operate either.

    • @centralscrutinizer7374
      @centralscrutinizer7374 2 года назад +2

      @@johnrobi0 You need more training if that’s what you did.

  • @vmulti3413
    @vmulti3413 3 года назад +299

    "I tried to rob a guy's house"
    "What did it cost you?"
    "My wallet, my phone, my car, and my dignity"

  • @Wrexxxx
    @Wrexxxx 4 года назад +3163

    Love how they trip all over themselves. Like roaches when the light comes on.

    • @Cab00se23
      @Cab00se23 3 года назад +82

      Because that is all they are

    • @jonnobigz
      @jonnobigz 3 года назад +53

      @@Cab00se23 they're worse. I feel worse killing roaches

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice 3 года назад +6

      They should hang out with New York roaches, they are well uniformed.

    • @quentinblaise9551
      @quentinblaise9551 3 года назад +27

      Dude your roaches run? The ones at my place stay where they are perfectly still as if they think they're camouflaged

    • @LuccianoNova
      @LuccianoNova 3 года назад +4

      @@quentinblaise9551 you definitely love in NYC

  • @alextirendi5412
    @alextirendi5412 4 года назад +3717

    "once he starts returning fire, those guys forgot that they left their oven on" lmao

    • @kagura222
      @kagura222 4 года назад +27

      hahahahahaha

    • @neworleansmade504
      @neworleansmade504 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @josephmata2956
      @josephmata2956 4 года назад +12

      Stolen comment😂

    • @shaduwy
      @shaduwy 4 года назад +9

      I don’t get this comment someone shed light please cause It sounds funny and would like to use myself

    • @neworleansmade504
      @neworleansmade504 4 года назад +14

      @@shaduwy basically they forgot how hot they made it and cant stand the heat

  • @sarahwooten4528
    @sarahwooten4528 3 года назад +44

    I’ve seen videos of interviews with former burglars and they say that breaking into a garage door is smart because you can say 1) you’re working in it 2) it closes back so there is not an obvious entry 3) most people don’t lock the door going into the home from the garage. Ever since I saw a video saying that I’ve locked our door into the kitchen from the garage. This video confirms that to be a good decision.

    • @mike325ci
      @mike325ci 2 года назад +1

      And you can also see (easily searchable) how EASY it is to open a garage door from outside using the manual override pull cord. After learning that, I have cut off the cord and zip-tied it, and always lock the door from the garage into my house (including beefing it up with 4" long screws for the hinges and the latch so that it can't be easily kicked down)...

  • @yungsublime
    @yungsublime 3 года назад +71

    I used to be very anti-gun! Ty for sharing your knowledge! I think everyone needs to watch these videos lol!

    • @ActiveSelfProtection
      @ActiveSelfProtection  3 года назад +12

      Outstanding. Thanks!

    • @darkdefenderok9032
      @darkdefenderok9032 Год назад +10

      Believe it or not they used to actually teach gun classes in public schools. My husband who is 47....got to bring a shot gun to High school for his outdoors adventures class back in the very early 90's.

    • @Chris-iq5pr
      @Chris-iq5pr 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@darkdefenderok9032sounds about right. Imagine them trying to teach that in American schools today

  • @Rebaz
    @Rebaz 4 года назад +3274

    *robs house*
    "Better bring my wallet with my ID in it"

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 4 года назад +260

      "Imma put my phone and wallet down for a second"

    • @iinRez
      @iinRez 4 года назад +67

      Prolly didn't want to risk getting pulled over without a Drivers License and gettin made. lol

    • @zaheerali1070
      @zaheerali1070 4 года назад +18

      Robbing 101

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 года назад +6

      iinRez Crooks have been caught for this before.

    • @llamalama82
      @llamalama82 4 года назад +2

      Never know when you'll get pulled over 😂😂

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 4 года назад +2967

    They ran out of there crapping their pants thinking the guy in shorts must be an off duty...

    • @kdigiacomo
      @kdigiacomo 4 года назад +48

      Totally laughing about that comment....

    • @JoJoeBOC87
      @JoJoeBOC87 4 года назад +16

      I always liked the "fill in the blank space" questions in school. 😂

    • @enochroot9438
      @enochroot9438 4 года назад +28

      Tbh I'd always bet all my money on the off duty coming out on top...even if he was being robbed in a sauna

    • @xGWASx
      @xGWASx 4 года назад +5

      @@enochroot9438 well you owe me all your money. they ran because they were shot at.

    • @klantifashakur9894
      @klantifashakur9894 4 года назад +3

      Killbot

  • @chanda-aime6388
    @chanda-aime6388 2 года назад +18

    If his garage door was hacked, he likely hadn’t changed the router password. Doing so is a great tool for protecting yourself through technology.

    • @mr_mack_indenver7807
      @mr_mack_indenver7807 Год назад +1

      Hopefully the newer garage door openers are more secure;I know they make some that open with an app

    • @ohtaren8052
      @ohtaren8052 Год назад +1

      Actually, most of the time, code transmitted by the remote is intercepted. Newer tech uses a rolling code. I think the video said something about the bad guys driving around until they found one that worked so they were probably just transmitting a code until a door Actually opened.

    • @eriknelson2559
      @eriknelson2559 7 месяцев назад

      could manually lock the door with a latch

  • @christianmontoya9674
    @christianmontoya9674 3 года назад +20

    everyone tough with a gun till someone else has one and knows how to use it

  • @Awr0307
    @Awr0307 4 года назад +418

    The number one lesson I took from this is that you can have all the security features in the world at the end of the day nothing beats having tools on your person

    • @AJHDuk
      @AJHDuk 4 года назад +25

      Or a faulty oven at the perps house ...

    • @dmoney6005
      @dmoney6005 4 года назад +3

      Young World If only soccer moms realized that lol

    • @RoGuExPaNcAkE
      @RoGuExPaNcAkE 4 года назад +2

      Dylan Alcorn I know a lot of soccer moms that carry bub.

    • @dmoney6005
      @dmoney6005 4 года назад

      Rogue Video Productions And most of them probably believe we should restrict ARs

    • @egads2
      @egads2 4 года назад

      Spray 'em with a large can of wasp killer.

  • @azurezerox8392
    @azurezerox8392 4 года назад +728

    "These guys forgot they left the oven on"
    Also, what nice robbers. Leaving the defender a car for his trouble.

    • @insideoutsideupsidedown2218
      @insideoutsideupsidedown2218 4 года назад +30

      Yeah, probably stolen, so st least the owner of the car gets it back...

    • @azurezerox8392
      @azurezerox8392 4 года назад +48

      @@insideoutsideupsidedown2218 right? That's pretty cool.
      For five guys who seemed confident and committed to the act, its interesting to see how a couple shots turned their world upside down.

    • @cryhavoc9748
      @cryhavoc9748 4 года назад +16

      The car they left probably has fingerprints or other evidence.

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 4 года назад +14

      They left their Soul there.
      And probably a lot of poo too

    • @egads2
      @egads2 4 года назад +2

      ...and the lease!

  • @fuzzywuzzywuzzabear5169
    @fuzzywuzzywuzzabear5169 Год назад +6

    John, the service you have been proving for all these years is EXCEPTIONAL. I have used this very video to help many people identify several inconsistencies in many narratives both left an right. THANK YOU for what you do.

  • @SideequeKcnsmh9312
    @SideequeKcnsmh9312 2 года назад +17

    Robbers : sorry man , we are here to deliver a brand new car
    House owner: Thank you guys , I appreciate your help so much

  • @AnthonyGoodley
    @AnthonyGoodley 4 года назад +842

    Lucky he had time to grab his gun. He did everything right which is nice to see.

    • @AnthonyGoodley
      @AnthonyGoodley 4 года назад +59

      @John Phillips Then you are here for the wrong reasons.

    • @Solvingrobin
      @Solvingrobin 4 года назад +4

      @John Phillips bestgore.com

    • @LMSILVIA
      @LMSILVIA 4 года назад +13

      Not lucky at all, he was paying attention, paying attention buys you time and time... haha no seriously, that is a state of mind, he could have all the time in the world but if you are not alert the invaders are going to catch you with your pants down...

    • @andym1594
      @andym1594 4 года назад +6

      @John Phillips Why stain the carpet?

    • @AWDfreak
      @AWDfreak 4 года назад +9

      Now, this is why John says to keep your defensive tools on your person.
      Even when I'm at home half-naked, I got my defensive tools on me.

  • @kwood1192
    @kwood1192 4 года назад +657

    “When the prey is armed, the predator goes hungry”
    Please add that shirt to your store!
    Love it

    • @vasyak9264
      @vasyak9264 4 года назад +12

      100%

    • @samueln300
      @samueln300 4 года назад +6

      I second this

    • @mariolt4940
      @mariolt4940 4 года назад +6

      I'll buy one

    • @heatwad1017
      @heatwad1017 4 года назад +3

      Would totally buy that shirt!!!!!

    • @xbebe
      @xbebe 4 года назад +4

      I never buy merch but this would be nice to buy. Support my buddy ol pal

  • @matthewfalkner
    @matthewfalkner 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the work you do here.

  • @bill0405
    @bill0405 2 года назад +7

    "Legend has it they are running 'til this day", lol.

  • @musicman_hd607
    @musicman_hd607 3 года назад +1577

    "ok how much money was in the wallet he left?"
    "$200"
    "did you say $50"
    "yes, $5"

    • @Kev376
      @Kev376 3 года назад +103

      $200 dollars in a rubber band? Cause I found the rubber band.

    • @xenthia
      @xenthia 3 года назад +15

      @@Kev376 I loved that movie.

    • @gomezg8497
      @gomezg8497 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @chezafelix1782
      @chezafelix1782 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ekigonzalezgarcia
      @ekigonzalezgarcia 3 года назад +5

      @@CeeWorld69 Spiderman 2

  • @UnrelatedNonsense
    @UnrelatedNonsense 4 года назад +1946

    Imagine thinking you’re a hard criminal and then you show up to someone’s house to raid them in a Kia Soul.

    • @ayumu-senpaii
      @ayumu-senpaii 4 года назад +58

      Well you would want a car that blends in.

    • @larrylc23
      @larrylc23 4 года назад +43

      @@ayumu-senpaii And probably one that is stolen it's a better option. so you can just dump it. in Venezuela that's how they do it at least. Stole a car and use it on a robbery or home invasion then dump it to be recovered, by police, some of them make key replicas or keyless entry cloning, so they can steal it again and do something else. So if you recover your car (if not part out) you should always change all locks and security system.

    • @booker4899
      @booker4899 4 года назад +4

      They didn't look hard. You though they was hard lol?

    • @UnrelatedNonsense
      @UnrelatedNonsense 4 года назад +3

      ghoster It’s a joke.

    • @ManWithNoShame
      @ManWithNoShame 4 года назад +15

      @@UnrelatedNonsense It's fucking brazil, did you expect a escalade ?

  • @jirensentry7609
    @jirensentry7609 3 года назад

    Very happy. He rescued himself and family

  • @MrGp3po
    @MrGp3po 2 года назад

    Love it! John, watching hundreds of videos and many with terrible outcomes, must do a number on your psyche. If you aren't balancing wth positive experiences, you can be come jaded and paranoid. Stay safe and grounded.

  • @elijahalcober9761
    @elijahalcober9761 4 года назад +737

    Perfect example of: "You picked the wrong house fool"

  • @blckmesa8978
    @blckmesa8978 4 года назад +841

    when you enter a house with the objective of taking some money, but you end up losing your car, your wallet and your phone ._.

    • @kataiho4405
      @kataiho4405 4 года назад +37

      Pretty much sounds like when people start day trading. The goal is to make money but then they end up 40k in debt :'(

    • @terragaia7092
      @terragaia7092 4 года назад +6

      @@kataiho4405 Been a day trader once. Never been so true,😭

    • @huntrichardson
      @huntrichardson 4 года назад +2

      And ur freedom

    • @dropflopper3455
      @dropflopper3455 4 года назад +6

      Its probably a rental car most criminals use a one so the car cant be pulled

    • @edmuscree21
      @edmuscree21 4 года назад

      Seems legit

  • @cynthia-333
    @cynthia-333 2 года назад

    Thank God everyone is ok!!

  • @jaey8637
    @jaey8637 2 года назад +3

    Legend has it that they are still running til this day. 💯💯

  • @midnightbluenoz
    @midnightbluenoz 3 года назад +432

    them spinning on their feet falling over like a cartoon was hilarious

    • @justnerp
      @justnerp 3 года назад +1

      That’s cool and all but, my foot itches really bad.

    • @katarina5233
      @katarina5233 3 года назад +9

      That shows what kind of cowards they are. Putting people in danger, but not being able to deal with the danger yourself? That’s a textbook definition of coward.

    • @Dontevenknowfam
      @Dontevenknowfam 3 года назад +2

      Lolol cowards! Lolol

  • @OGKILLa9365
    @OGKILLa9365 4 года назад +2016

    When you try to push a house in pubg and someone is 3rd person peeking the stairs

    • @magomag
      @magomag 4 года назад +51

      Yeah but the other squad is teaming with a random, so...

    • @naythan9280
      @naythan9280 4 года назад +13

      But I still would push cuz I play like a maniac

    • @KushiteMerchantandScholar
      @KushiteMerchantandScholar 4 года назад +3

      @@naythan9280 naw he could hv more than one person in there with a shotty or AR it's best they ran

    • @clay7182
      @clay7182 4 года назад +1

      Lol!

    • @clay7182
      @clay7182 4 года назад +2

      Idk why these video game references get me 😁

  • @brucemoriarty9964
    @brucemoriarty9964 2 года назад +2

    Most garage doors have a lock handle. Use it. You can also set it up so you have a button to turn off the power to the lift motor. Also have a lock that works from the out side. (Key type )

  • @julianrodriguez757
    @julianrodriguez757 3 года назад +5

    Excelente análisis amigo, te sigo todo el tiempo, que valioso trabajo el que haces

  • @morganwagner2259
    @morganwagner2259 3 года назад +580

    I can’t imagine what would happen if the guy didn’t have a fire arm. They shot first and probably didn’t even know if the guy was armed or not. Crazy

    • @808MasterMind
      @808MasterMind 3 года назад +74

      For real , straight up murderous

    • @MinerMends
      @MinerMends 3 года назад +46

      @@808MasterMind probs would have killed him. That's when you start shoving shit down the stairs.

    • @Grunklemire
      @Grunklemire 3 года назад +36

      It is Brazil after all

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 3 года назад +11

      Nah i disagree i think they saw the gun because tried get a easy hit

    • @Luiz997488
      @Luiz997488 3 года назад +7

      According to brazilian law that man is a criminal for that.
      Nice place eh?

  • @user2144
    @user2144 4 года назад +326

    John: Today's video lesson comes from --
    Us: John, it's ok. We know, we know.

  • @Ricks_Clicks
    @Ricks_Clicks Год назад

    I’ve been watching for years!! I love theses!!!!❤️❤️❤️

  • @senioraces
    @senioraces Год назад

    Great Video! Thank you for posting!

  • @davide724
    @davide724 4 года назад +584

    John Correia: "Legend has it, that they are running to this day."
    I can corroborate that claim. They just ran past my house.

    • @callmerandumb5876
      @callmerandumb5876 4 года назад +5

      Did u shoot

    • @chukaonyimah2570
      @chukaonyimah2570 4 года назад +15

      They ran past my house, and I live in America

    • @sofhar7162
      @sofhar7162 4 года назад +4

      That's what it was ,...i thought i seen some running by my House ,too ! 😂

    • @Humberto.v16
      @Humberto.v16 4 года назад +4

      @@chukaonyimah2570 then my house...pfew

    • @mikelantern148
      @mikelantern148 4 года назад +1

      David E hahaha lol

  • @woobi4739
    @woobi4739 4 года назад +712

    Imagine how much different this would of played out if not for that pistol.

    • @atumre4705
      @atumre4705 4 года назад +66

      Imagine if he had an AR 15 Instead.

    • @sucknorrisatchuckboris2713
      @sucknorrisatchuckboris2713 4 года назад +12

      Imagine you could spell. would have, not would of.

    • @MeatballsInGravy
      @MeatballsInGravy 4 года назад +4

      What would have happened is the robbers would have gotten away with some material possessions. Very unlikely that anyone would have gotten hurt. Good on this guy for actually scaring them away. Statistically though, you´re much more likely to accidentially shoot yourself than use your firearm to scare away robbers.

    • @jux3283
      @jux3283 4 года назад

      @patrick ledford post facts and statistics or shut up, gun loon

    • @mimioize1634
      @mimioize1634 4 года назад +15

      @@MeatballsInGravy you can have ur shit stolen like a pussy, ill protect it

  • @docdominus
    @docdominus Год назад +14

    This video perfectly shows how cowardly these thugs are. Good on the homeowner fr being prepared.

  • @pantherakathecat4440
    @pantherakathecat4440 2 года назад

    It's 2021 and legend has it they are still running.

  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson8522 4 года назад +1757

    Robbers: We're here to rob you.
    Homeowner: No, it is I who will be doing the robbing. I'll take your car, phone, wallet and your dignity, no refunds. Pew pew pew XD

    • @kish8950
      @kish8950 3 года назад +6

      just commenting so you can see your likes, your comment is the first "abc: def: " style joke to make me laugh

    • @uevenmkbra8429
      @uevenmkbra8429 3 года назад +13

      Lmao uno reverse

    • @viceptexlonestar9455
      @viceptexlonestar9455 3 года назад +1

      You Right

    • @liveshanmudaly
      @liveshanmudaly 3 года назад +1

      Hol up, wait a minute it's a chopppa

    • @Ng123f4
      @Ng123f4 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂pew pew pew

  • @ShawnGS300
    @ShawnGS300 4 года назад +1303

    Looks like they broke into an off duty Brazilian police officer’s house.

    • @elchangoblast5531
      @elchangoblast5531 4 года назад +7

      Good one 😂

    • @jacobsvideo96
      @jacobsvideo96 4 года назад +1

      I got that feeling 2

    • @MountedMontersMagazine
      @MountedMontersMagazine 4 года назад +59

      Seems like brazil has a lot of off duty officers

    • @dmitrypetrenko545
      @dmitrypetrenko545 4 года назад +28

      So improbable this guy not being military/cop since gun laws here in Brazil are awful, it is so hard for a civilian to get a gun

    • @qxezwcs
      @qxezwcs 4 года назад +13

      Dmitry Petrenko das Vodka hard for civilian tonget q gun “legally” you forgot that word

  • @tonybravado8231
    @tonybravado8231 3 года назад

    Forgot they left the oven on!!! Priceless!!

  • @daddygoat
    @daddygoat 2 года назад +1

    Auto Dead locks on the openers is an option that you should always get!
    Lift master 8500w comes standard with an auto deadbolt

  • @carlosnogueira8816
    @carlosnogueira8816 3 года назад +107

    I must admit,i love watching this channel not only to learn how to be more aware,but also to read some of the comments,funny as hell !!!

  • @Chris-zi9bb
    @Chris-zi9bb 4 года назад +306

    If that guy didn't have that gun. That situation could have turned out alot worse!

    • @chrisg2739
      @chrisg2739 4 года назад +5

      What school of deduction led you to that quite obvious fact? Hahahaha

    • @Chris-zi9bb
      @Chris-zi9bb 4 года назад +2

      @@chrisg2739
      Its called the Up Your ASP degree!

    • @smithyjack1231
      @smithyjack1231 4 года назад +4

      Nah whatdya mean, gun bad, ooga booga, ban gun, white man bad, black man bad, police bad ooga booga

    • @jayonefive234
      @jayonefive234 4 года назад +1

      protect ur assp

    • @c2meyo
      @c2meyo 4 года назад

      he might b dead yo

  • @danw918
    @danw918 2 года назад +1

    The way they ran away was an utterly brilliant comedy act.

  • @ryanrockstarsessom768
    @ryanrockstarsessom768 Год назад

    Thank you

  • @barrymckinner388
    @barrymckinner388 4 года назад +167

    Security cameras and doorway beepers to warn when someone is were they shouldn't be.

    • @nuclearthreat545
      @nuclearthreat545 4 года назад +6

      Nope your neighbors will call you a paranoid schizophrenic

    • @adamreznik6374
      @adamreznik6374 4 года назад +20

      @@nuclearthreat545 home security devices and your everyday carry gear are exactly like parachutes.
      You'd rather have it, and not need it-
      Then need it, and not have it.

    • @sgt_retiredcharlie4102
      @sgt_retiredcharlie4102 4 года назад +18

      My home alarm announces EVERY time the garage door opens! Is it annoying? Maybe, but if I'm at work and my wife is home and the garage door opens, well she's armed too, so... Good luck.

    • @sgt_retiredcharlie4102
      @sgt_retiredcharlie4102 4 года назад +13

      @@nuclearthreat545 IDGAF WHAT my neighbors think of me!

    • @kdigiacomo
      @kdigiacomo 4 года назад +6

      @@sgt_retiredcharlie4102 - Totally agree. My 7 cameras are connected to my phones, it gets annoying but has come in handy several times. I definitely won't change it. 👍✌️

  • @viopsadmin
    @viopsadmin 4 года назад +196

    Left without: Car, wallet, cell phone, dignity.
    Left with: Soiled shorts, thousands of ASP subscribers laughing at them.

    • @DopamineAddicted
      @DopamineAddicted 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha this made me laugh

    • @citationau
      @citationau 4 года назад

      They need to carry some depends undergarmets next time as a backup

  • @ashleighvinson5801
    @ashleighvinson5801 2 года назад

    Beautiful home

  • @jessicadavenport2808
    @jessicadavenport2808 3 года назад +3

    I wish the footage of inside the garage was shown. Their garage exit had to have looked just as scattered as the downstairs. 😂😂😂😂 I think they got the point!

  • @Thanos-lx9vi
    @Thanos-lx9vi 4 года назад +1443

    Why is the security camera called “sex” 😂

    • @tmcsolid263
      @tmcsolid263 3 года назад +245

      bruh i saw that and ran to the comments to see if anyone else saw that. lmao

    • @bostoneventlighting794
      @bostoneventlighting794 3 года назад +34

      ^^same

    • @ewaszorek3591
      @ewaszorek3591 3 года назад +123

      So it's true that men think about sex all the time...
      There's a robbery, gunshots, violence and you guys about sex. :)

    • @Josh_u
      @Josh_u 3 года назад +35

      @@ewaszorek3591 No, you're wrong.

    • @ewaszorek3591
      @ewaszorek3591 3 года назад +47

      @@Josh_u I'ts a joke. And even if it's true i don't think it's bad....:)

  • @skalapunk
    @skalapunk 4 года назад +226

    "Nobody was harmed in this video"
    me: sadface

    • @kdigiacomo
      @kdigiacomo 4 года назад +2

      I know right, maybe next time.

    • @Solvingrobin
      @Solvingrobin 4 года назад +5

      Bestgore.com

    • @anoldtoulon6978
      @anoldtoulon6978 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha!

    • @tonyrebel63
      @tonyrebel63 4 года назад

      What you mean no one was harmed, dude left his cell phone and wallet, talk about harm being done later. Justice may be delayed but never denied. Moral of this story dont go shopping with your wallet in other peoples house. lol

    • @pilot4910
      @pilot4910 4 года назад

      Myles Lee
      No bro

  • @sarcasticMIKEchild
    @sarcasticMIKEchild Год назад

    I'm so glad I found this. Also "they forgot they left the oven on" 🤣🤣

  • @18618madeinamerica
    @18618madeinamerica 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you guys !
    Good content very well presented and loaded with lessons that in my opinion every moral, competent armed citizen should seek and well the benefits seem self explanatory to me.

  • @rafyg3314
    @rafyg3314 4 года назад +66

    They are stepping their game up from a motorcycle to a kia. Lol

    • @thetruthwillsetyoufree9368
      @thetruthwillsetyoufree9368 4 года назад +3

      Rafy G only because you can’t fit five guys on a moto unless it’s India!🤣

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure it's those ganster-ass Kia hamsters in disguise. They've fallen on hard times since the commercial money ran out.

  • @proonguice8386
    @proonguice8386 4 года назад +279

    That car’s commercial ruined me.
    I expected 5 hamsters to pile out of it.

    • @randymoreno9345
      @randymoreno9345 4 года назад +12

      5 thieving Rats piled out.

    • @thetruthwillsetyoufree9368
      @thetruthwillsetyoufree9368 4 года назад +2

      GetTheFuck0ffMyLawn hahahahaha!!! No shit!

    • @fresomende
      @fresomende 4 года назад +4

      You can deal with this or you can deal with that.

    • @NobodyOwesYouAnythin
      @NobodyOwesYouAnythin 4 года назад +1

      GetTheFuck0ffMyLawn - LOL 🤣😝

    • @proonguice8386
      @proonguice8386 4 года назад +4

      fresomende I hope every time you drop your toast on the floor it lands butter side down. I forgot that song was associated with the goddamn hamsters. Now I cant stop humming it. Thanks 😑

  • @AmericanMike815
    @AmericanMike815 2 года назад +1

    🤣 Legend has it they are still running to this day...lol, so funny John

  • @tcbforever1809
    @tcbforever1809 2 года назад +1

    He's the MAN ,that was great

  • @gregoryhines7
    @gregoryhines7 4 года назад +48

    I know nothing is funny about this but the "legend has it they are running to this day" made me about choke to death on my morning coffee. Good stuff 😂😂

    • @minddrift7152
      @minddrift7152 4 года назад

      @S Anderson we Americans say "legend has it".

    • @CapoVita
      @CapoVita 4 года назад

      @@minddrift7152 yea "legend" sounds more powerfull then "rumour" lol

  • @andresil8330
    @andresil8330 4 года назад +686

    Legend says he had a harder time explaining to his wife about the “worker” than when dealing with those criminals.

    • @hansybarra
      @hansybarra 4 года назад +35

      And that in the upper corner it says "sex" :P

    • @theginger1187
      @theginger1187 4 года назад +4

      Andre Silva ohhh, she’s been workin alright

    • @FurtoMega
      @FurtoMega 3 года назад +8

      lol in Brazil it's actually very common to have maids. She looks like she was cleaning, and his wife would probably know her lol

    • @requiem4
      @requiem4 2 года назад +15

      @@hansybarra Sex is Portuguese, translated to English = Fri (Friday)

    • @hansybarra
      @hansybarra 2 года назад +5

      @@requiem4 You don't say!

  • @zoysiaguy3757
    @zoysiaguy3757 2 года назад

    I love this video all the classic lines

  • @rashainn4810
    @rashainn4810 2 года назад

    God bless you all and your families 🙏🏽✝️🛐

  • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
    @Infinitynous-gg6vs 3 года назад +440

    He got that high ground so he has a higher chance of a headshot

    • @thatguysky123
      @thatguysky123 3 года назад +3

      What? How does that mean anything lmfao he has a high chance of a headset if he aims for the head

    • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
      @Infinitynous-gg6vs 3 года назад +38

      Yeah but high up it is easier to get headshots and headsets

    • @thatguysky123
      @thatguysky123 3 года назад +13

      @@Infinitynous-gg6vs you play to many video games

    • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
      @Infinitynous-gg6vs 3 года назад +36

      @@thatguysky123 when you are shooting at someone high up, 1 third of them is part of their head that you can shoot at. When you a are at the same elevation as them, like 1 eighth of them is their head

    • @oedin04
      @oedin04 3 года назад +66

      @@thatguysky123 no, he's right, its not only about video games, higher ground = higher advantage, that even in real war that is, a sniper even need a higher ground because it had better advantage
      if you know history, some bunker on world war placed on the higher ground get more advantages to shot the enemy

  • @T_1357_F
    @T_1357_F 4 года назад +354

    Police: How did they get in?
    Homeowner: I must have left the garage door open
    Police: Hey nice car
    Homeowner: Oh that car? Yeah, I just got it.

    • @bob15479
      @bob15479 4 года назад +1

      legend

    • @Juicetheeunuch
      @Juicetheeunuch 4 года назад +47

      Later car is identified in multiple previous robberies. Homeowner arrested for being leader of gang.

    • @T_1357_F
      @T_1357_F 4 года назад +2

      @@Juicetheeunuch It's a joke, lighten up.

    • @kyledodge496
      @kyledodge496 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @smithyjack1231
      @smithyjack1231 4 года назад +31

      @@T_1357_F bruh, his part was a joke aswell...

  • @jackperry7445
    @jackperry7445 2 года назад

    They realized they left the oven on! Great lessons and some funny as all hell commentaries

  • @bobbybarker3782
    @bobbybarker3782 2 года назад +2

    “Once he starts returning fire, these guys forgot they left the oven on” 💀💀💀💀

  • @definecodm-yt8519
    @definecodm-yt8519 4 года назад +1223

    Anyone else noticed in the top left corner it says “2019 Sex”

    • @juanolaves
      @juanolaves 4 года назад +374

      Sex means sexta which is Friday in Portuguese.

    • @adamflores5027
      @adamflores5027 4 года назад +57

      Majestic Bird wow fucking amazing

    • @jonathancasillas218
      @jonathancasillas218 4 года назад +19

      I was just about to say something about that lol

    • @smthmn
      @smthmn 4 года назад +35

      Means Friday in Portuguese

    • @inthenameofpain4646
      @inthenameofpain4646 4 года назад +31

      I’m guessing they film pornos there

  • @kiinglee5368
    @kiinglee5368 3 года назад +319

    Imagine being at work, and seeing this on your camera with your wife and kids at home. I'm sad to see these guys get away. They shoulda met their fate.

    • @naf4lxo742
      @naf4lxo742 3 года назад +13

      they will

    • @sydneyp3357
      @sydneyp3357 3 года назад +23

      Agreed, but I think the guy did good in NOT going after them. TWO of the robbers were also armed. It would be death going up against TWO armed threats. He maintained high ground and cover. Those guys pissing themselves was great I gotta say!

    • @ndane2
      @ndane2 2 года назад +2

      god forbid

    • @p0lish
      @p0lish Год назад

      agreed

    • @markshit
      @markshit Год назад

      Imagine there being a guy home shirtless in his underwear with your wife while youre at work.

  • @joshlarkin5022
    @joshlarkin5022 Год назад

    I love this guys tactical clothing.

  • @arroyofive9259
    @arroyofive9259 2 года назад +2

    Lol John said “ someone remembered that they left the oven on”

  • @nernguan1210
    @nernguan1210 4 года назад +47

    "Legend has it they're running to this day". If I had a penny for everytime I heard you make that same joke over and over again, I'd have enough to order a mantisX

  • @kailioo2x
    @kailioo2x 4 года назад +262

    *”Legend has it they’re still running till this day”* - John

    • @serillian6742
      @serillian6742 4 года назад +4

      Can confirm, saw them from the train window. One of them kept tripping.

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 4 года назад

      So they didn't get caught? Police shit

    • @mollowgohnson7045
      @mollowgohnson7045 4 года назад

      No need to quote, it's pathetic, we already heard it.

    • @kailioo2x
      @kailioo2x 4 года назад +1

      Mollow Gohnson your late buddy

    • @MikeJones-oe3do
      @MikeJones-oe3do Год назад +1

      All the way to Venezuela

  • @carlito3859
    @carlito3859 3 года назад

    Running to this day love it 🤣😂

  • @izzyruiz2703
    @izzyruiz2703 3 года назад

    LOVE THAT!!!!

  • @cum_as_you_are
    @cum_as_you_are 3 года назад +540

    Plot twist: he started shooting them once he realized the car they gave him was a Kia

    • @ciao20681
      @ciao20681 3 года назад +20

      😂😂 next time they rob someone better drive an Audi into the victim's garage 🤣🤣

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 3 года назад +2

      LMAOOO

    • @martinseade1021
      @martinseade1021 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @martinseade1021
      @martinseade1021 3 года назад

      KIA! Power to Surprise😀😀

    • @user-ob3gy3zo6y
      @user-ob3gy3zo6y 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @randomarioful
    @randomarioful 4 года назад +74

    He's a no-clothes off-duty officer.

    • @kenttom8535
      @kenttom8535 4 года назад

      who walks around shirtless with the maid around, unless he was sleepping

    • @tonyrebel63
      @tonyrebel63 4 года назад

      He had some boxers on come on now. lol lol

    • @hycron1234
      @hycron1234 4 года назад

      It was laundry day.

    • @Gmoney1019
      @Gmoney1019 4 года назад +1

      KENT TOM : His wife is was asking the same question 😂

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 4 года назад +1

      He’s an undercovered Officer 👮😜

  • @doctorjcw5857
    @doctorjcw5857 Год назад

    bruh they left a whole car, what nice guys for the beautiful donation

  • @realone2462
    @realone2462 3 года назад

    Big beautiful home

  • @PliskinYT
    @PliskinYT 3 года назад +104

    "this is a home invasion"
    "Nah this is a carjacking"

    • @alb639
      @alb639 3 года назад

      A carjerkin'... These fools didn't jack shit.

  • @colinwilson7524
    @colinwilson7524 3 года назад +39

    “Legend has it they are still running to this day!” Hilarious.

  • @tormentandblasted
    @tormentandblasted Год назад

    Best video I seen all day

  • @garthhunt7238
    @garthhunt7238 2 года назад

    Awesome!!👍

  • @AgnotologyTV
    @AgnotologyTV 4 года назад +47

    Wow, the hamsters from Kia are getting really buff.... and violent.

  • @kwcearley7
    @kwcearley7 3 года назад +27

    And he had the high ground every marine love this!

  • @joeaverage5168
    @joeaverage5168 3 года назад +2

    85% of homeowners who wait for an intruder to come to them win the fight. Advancing on an intruder doesn't work out to well.

  • @MibobaBaha
    @MibobaBaha 3 года назад +2

    "Legend has it that they are running to this day" 😂😂

  • @noahhess4955
    @noahhess4955 3 года назад +114

    Scary to think how different this could’ve gone had he been on the main floor

    • @mmmgy9727
      @mmmgy9727 2 года назад +2

      Didn't think about that.

    • @Infiniti-Benz
      @Infiniti-Benz Год назад +4

      Reason I carry my gun with me even through the house, lmao. If ima be in a room for more than 5 mins, glocks coming with me

    • @thetampabaynononsenserealt785
      @thetampabaynononsenserealt785 Год назад +1

      Good point 😮

    • @srgtstd
      @srgtstd 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Infiniti-BenzWait for five men to subdue you in a second without time to process what is happening to draw your weapon.

  • @daa3417
    @daa3417 4 года назад +101

    Take your wallet and cellphone to a robbery, dealing with a genius for sure.

    • @rooinesondossi
      @rooinesondossi 4 года назад +4

      What, you guys don't bring incriminating self-identifying evidence to your felonies?!

    • @rooinesondossi
      @rooinesondossi 4 года назад +1

      Honestly tho idk now that I'm thinking of it, the wallet and phone gotta belong to a prior victim, prolly previous owner of the SUV.
      ... I mean I'm hoping that's the case, because if not then they just went full-retard

    • @efishe22292
      @efishe22292 4 года назад

      @@rooinesondossi why would you hope that's the case?

    • @rooinesondossi
      @rooinesondossi 4 года назад

      @@efishe22292 because it would mean they were actually that disturbingly stupid 🤷‍♂️

    • @efishe22292
      @efishe22292 4 года назад

      @@rooinesondossi no, you said you hoped that it was someone else's wallet?

  • @KingkamEntTV
    @KingkamEntTV 3 года назад

    john.. u so slick with them funny comments bro. I be all into the seriousness and john just hit me wit some funny lines outta no where lol "once he starts to return fire, those guys forgot that they left the oven on" lol

  • @FatalBlow113
    @FatalBlow113 3 года назад +1

    "Popping in and out" is a *GREAT* tactic because you NEED TO SEE IF THEY ARE COMING TOWARDS YOU AGAIN, but you also don't want to stay in one place.

  • @ianmcgeehan4627
    @ianmcgeehan4627 4 года назад +2365

    "When would anyone ever need an AR15 or a 30 round magazine just for home defense" - Joe Biden. Well Joe....

    • @theginger1187
      @theginger1187 4 года назад +48

      Ian Mcgeehan he has no power here

    • @lorenzohaynes3886
      @lorenzohaynes3886 4 года назад +23

      Amen

    • @spacez3814
      @spacez3814 4 года назад +183

      Well that’s why not all guns are for just home defense. We also have guns in case we need to uprise against a corrupt government. You should know this before you get into gun politics.

    • @lorenzohaynes3886
      @lorenzohaynes3886 4 года назад +83

      space Z he wasn’t saying Biden was right. He was saying Biden was wrong.

    • @GuillermoDuran_RE
      @GuillermoDuran_RE 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @JackVox
    @JackVox 3 года назад +1

    One thing I've noticed is everyone who wears a flip always loses one flop. Those things are lethal.

  • @marksc1929
    @marksc1929 2 года назад

    ...love it ....again CARRY ALWAYS ! ...do not think this can't happen to you ...or me !

  • @josephcuevas8100
    @josephcuevas8100 4 года назад +464

    Brazil: a whole country designated as transitional space.

    • @douglasaranda2010
      @douglasaranda2010 4 года назад +28

      Here if you have a house without huge walls electrified and with barbwires, you're asking to get robbed, and later they even broke through three airports, the most "noisy" one they even used a fake AirForce small truck and a SUV with a .50 machine gun in the trunk, all armed with rifles like AR and AK. The private security, as civilians, could carry only pistols, luckly both survived. The police killed some of them, one got sniped even, the rest fled.

    • @tridoc99
      @tridoc99 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @zetti9
      @zetti9 4 года назад +1

      Here is a cool place friend! :D

    • @zetti9
      @zetti9 4 года назад +10

      @@douglasaranda2010 o estado proibiu nosso direito de defesa amigo

    • @douglasaranda2010
      @douglasaranda2010 4 года назад +6

      Daqui a pouco eles soltam mais uns milhares enquanto o cidadão de bem fica trancado em casa