What the HELL is Let's Go Ape? (An Uncanny Valley NIGHTMARE)
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First, ha
What the heck is happening?
Poop
hey saber great video dude
Kong.
He has no style he has no grace. Th- This Kong has a DEMONIC FACE
VOGUE
@@Superstar-rc8sk
For some reason, I got a notification for your comment. Weird. lol
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Somebody like this, it has 777 likes!!! Dx
Well boys we did it
"They removed plot points in order to not scare children"
The poster alone was enough to scare children, who in their right mind would even market it to them?
American kids are damn sensitive about everything. 🤣🤣🤣
@@NFSBeast2365 yes because kids are supposed to be the equivalent of grown men, strong and steel-like, hardened for war and suffering
@@NFSBeast2365 Stuff getting censored in movies has got nothing to do with"American kids being sensitive" if anything it's the adults who constantly shelter them who are the sensitive ones since they're the ones taking things out.
Kids can take a lot more than most give them credit for when it comes to entertainment. But some adults would rather shield kids from anything remotely negative or complicated than actually have a conversation about it.
They removed the mother's death but they keep the deaths of Buff Monkey, Ugly Monkey (or the witch doctor) and Nervous Monkey.
Yes. The characters will scare every single child.
Actually, the actor for the hand-in-my-diaper-pants monkey is an amputee, which explains what's going on with his right arm. That said, why not just have the wolf eat the arm in its entirety instead of making it look like the main monkey is showing himself a good time 24/7?!
Actualy he still has his hand he just lost the possibility to use it in an accident years ago (when he was a teen I think been a while ago) that explains why he keeps it his his pocket everytime ,that is in the movie and real life.
ah yes lets up a wolf eating someone arm and the blood gussying out in a kids movie
The actor didn’t lose his arm but I think he can’t use it cause of a tram accident I think.
Yeah he in a fight with a friend.
And pushed him in the rails.
And then the train came.
And "Good bye the hand".
....Yeah he killed this guy...
@@trekadouble757 He threw his friend on the rails on purpose....
They fought and he clearly did it...
Well from what I heard.
I need to do some research
"pathe" is pronounced "Pa-té" and is the oldest movie producer company ever created in 1893-1896
You sure it's not pronounced payth
@@ianb.2575 i'm pretty sure Unhin is right- I am french and always pronouced it "paté"
@@Chuuya_A5158_ I don't remember for sure but I think I was joking
@@ianb.2575 ok- I have no idea if you were either- so yeah-
Actually it’s Gaumont that is the oldest movie company
In the middle of the 'monkey lips' bit I got an ad that said "Welcome to the science of character animation"
Never have I had a more coincidental advertisement
I got a lipstick ad
I got a Mafia city ad
I guess it does count as irony doesn't it
I got another Bernie Sanders ad
I got a Jumpcut ad
"How I Ate My Father"
I needed to rewind the video a few times to make sure I heard that correctly
Eren Yeager:....
Judging by that poster image, it probably translated more accurately to "how I ate my father's ass"
I'm gonna go throw up now
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@redruby9564 brilliant reference dude
@@redruby9564 lol
I thought the CATS trailer made me uncomfortable
BAHAHAHAHA-
Both require exterminautus.
@@barrybend7189 I'm gonna need a bigger flamethrower for all this heresy!
Well, yeah it made you uncomfortable just like this one.
Omg thank u I'm not the only one
14:56 ok but a armadillo rhino sounds like a awesome creature concept
Yeah.
Funny thing is, most armadillos can’t roll into a ball
@@mochispartan1532pangolins can
@@mochispartan1532 one species can
@@JohnnyVavala true
When the monkeys were looking out at the sunset, I immediately thought “Hi, I’m Paul!” And Saber did NOT disappoint! 🙌🏻
I miss that
I did the same thing and then it happened!
Same!!
*Here's a touching story. Once upon a time, you died. The end.*
Y0uR 4v3R4g3 H4l0 F4g
* claps hysterically *
THIS DESERVES INFINITE GRAMMIES SO BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WOW
That was a more interesting story than this entire film
I'm 14, and this is deep XD
Patrick: There once was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, everyone died! The End!
I appreciate the reference, I must admit.
So the actor, Jamel, is an amputee. He does not hide his hand: he doesn't have one! That's why they couldn't animate this hand in the motion capture! That's quite an iconic actor for the french people out there. He's also a comedian (and a really good one).
Also for Asterix's fans :D I know him as Numerobis from Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra :)
@@RunyaEithelNar I think it's his best work, so touching! I've known him with this film too! I wonder if the english dub is good?
Thank for your french culture:an french girl^^
@@kate-sueketsuruko1757 I can't tell because I saw this with polish dub ^^'
Kate-Sue Ketsuruko No he has his hand but so deformed that he can't use it
Fun fact, the guy who does the voice for the main character in French also voiced Timon in the Live Action Lion King . So another Lion King Reference for you
Let’s go Apes walked so Cats could run.
And they also walked so Cats could go crappy CGI (and we all know how that went)
At least cats had a plot
....and fall flat on its face
I searched for this comment. thank you for existing
@@CosmicCherry1 this is the first compliment I have heard directed towards cats
There's no point in removing stuff that would've improved the plot, kids would've been scared anyway and grow up thinking this movie was some fever dream.
Exactly
I remember the actors and all were getting on national news, because it was some "big" stuff here in France. And yes, just remembering the trailer and that weird hype feel like a fever dream.
Yes, they thought that the story will scare kids instead of the nightmarish designs?!
They removed the plot so they can't scare kids... I'm sure it's not only the plot that'll scare them
I honestly agree
This entire movie is a plot
What I don't understand though is that the things they removed aren't too scary or deep for kids to understand.The mother dying isn't too much since Disney had no problem showing Mufasa die in Lion King. Hell, Simba watched him get murdered. The wolf scene didn't seem any scarier than when Tarzan fought that leopard, and the scene where the witch doctor ape and the big brother ape secretly plotting together to stop the main character doesn't even need an explanation as to why it's not scary or too much for kids.
Basically these cuts make no sense at all and only serve to fuck up the flow of the plot. They can't be justified even with the "It's too much for kids" excuse.
@@karawithgun8148 you are absolutely right
Brandon P seriously
"Meets AVATAR, meets Avatar" 😂 I don't know why this was so funny
The tree exploding does kinda make sense. The eucalyptus tree has highly flammable sap, which means that when caught on fire they have been known to explode
Which makes it more confusing. Eucalyptus trees are native to Australia but the movie also shows maples which are not. And I'm thinking way to hard about this.
Dorothy Smith Wait wait, I’m lost. I’m not sure if this is apart of a particular period where those could be together.
Don’t try to give this trash movie merit
@@crabsmcgee7283 I mean, there's turtle ostriches in this film so I wouldn't exactly expect coherent flora.
I live in Aus. Bushfire are a normal thing. I've never heard of a Eucalyptus tree exploding
They removed scary parts in the English version?
They should've just removed the whole movie!
I so agree with you right there XD
I always see you everywhere XD and I'm happy i do
*laughs in background radiation*
N.J.O Productions Lmao 😂
XD
The hand-on-junk problem could have been solved by just
Having him lose the whole arm
Thats the reason Finn lost his arm
@@mts9266 ok
@@mts9266 lol
That whole thing is just.... weiiiird. Even the actor himself. Why not wear a glove?
@@SwiftNimblefoot It should be specified that it's not his hand that is deformed, but his entire arm. There's no muscle in it, and he can't use it at all.
So this must be what Miss Simian was doing before she was teaching Gumball. I thought I recognized that witch doctor. 😂
This movie’s visuals make Cats’ look Oscar worthy.
I disagree, this still has a slight cartoonish style going on, so it's not as creepy as it could be. Cats is going for as realistic as possible while using anthropomorphic characters, there's nothing redeeming there.
Nah du. Both of them are pieces of garbage
It's not that the Cats movie looks bad (on a technical level) but the fact that their faces look way too human and it doesn't mesh well if it is pasted on an otherwise anthropomorphic cat's body.
Joaquin Paul well I somewhat agree. I meant it probably took a lot of effort just to make it. But they forgot to take into account, it looks weird when you put a human face on an animal that doesn’t have human faces
@@Mrlaggy99 I couldn't have said it any better.
Original Story: Am I a joke to you
Let's Go Ape: Well yes, but actually yes
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Me: h-
Also me: I'm about to do what is called a pro-gamer move.
Am I the only one who is watching in 2019? YAAAAS QUEEN! I'm a simple man. I have many questions. Am I a joke to you? Well, yes, but actually no. Top 10 Anime Betrayals. NANI??? IS THAT A MOTHERFSCKING JOJO REFERENCE???? Wait, that's illegal. Bold of you to assume Shaggy used more than 1% of his power. Mr. Chungus, I don't feel so good. Still better than Man of Steel. *F B I O P E N U P!* I literally died. Hold my beer. I'm about to yeet this man's whole career. Bruh.
Edit: OMG thanks fr all the likes!!!! I'd like to thank my mama and my bubby and my...
Kimi FW wtf
@@kimifw58 I have many questions
@@idoesnothing9618 Oh. I forgot about that one. Thanks.
@@kimifw58 No for real I have many, many questions
“Lets watch the lip sink (synch) okay.” I laughed harder than I should have at that
Freakazoid is the best
@@AllenGray47 I was just about to type this exact comment too 😂
@@bluerabbit4010 Joshua And The Promised land is the best movie ever
@Jeff Jooj funny
@Jeff Jooj funny
I liked the witchdoctors design the most. It was the most unique and creepy
Protagonist: let me guess, your home?
Thanos ape: It was, and it was beautiful
*IT WAS SMALL*
*IT’S TOO SMALL!!!*
Jesus Makis this made me laugh out loud in a bank
why am I imaging Thanos with a heavy Asian accent
@@snakycarnival9119... I got no idea
Let's go ape makes Roadside Romeo look like an actual Disney film
Roadside Romeo is a disney movie.
An ACTUAL disney film
@@thatgirlinamask8699 oh. Which is worse?
Let's go ape or Cats?
@@valenzuelasstudios1838 Instead of answering, I will instead suggest we combine the two into "Cats go ape" so that we can instill pure, primal fear unlike any other into the next thousand generations and go down in history as the beginners of the second dark ages
@@emperortethysusdacertified8175 agree. Both are horrible and look like Satan had twin sons.
The "He's so small" Clip kills me every time
BattleStead I can't tell you how much I re-watched that.
You forgot to mention that Edward kept switching the arm that was in his pants
I assumed it was Saber occasionally flipping the footage to help avoid copyright, but it also would not shock me if the movie was that lazy.
I can't stop laughing that the main character ape is touching his own balls the entire movie…. Even when he falls. XD
That's because his arm is, for lack of a better way to say it, dead. He has had it tucked in his pocket since the beggining of his career, and wanted it to translate to his 3D avatar.
@@Durendal1 Yeah, it's cool for them to honor that but it just looks plainly weird... Which for this movie is saying a lot.
@@TheSpaceJockey91 Why, yes. It is weird, isn't it ?
@@Durendal1 Whoever wrote and directed this masterpiece of disaster must've been on strong LSD or were that "special" kid in movie class that liked Planet of The Apes a little too much.
Protection first
This movie: the ugliest most uncanny valley thing ever
Cats 2020: hold my human-faced catnip
Who Can't for godzilla vs Kong?
2019
Nah, I still think it's this this movie
Like let's go ape was s good movie at least in my country.
sup Alteori didn't expect to see you here
I hate that the main character seems to have an early 2000s haircut
Agreed
It's a french humorist doing this character, and directing the movie. He was successful in the early 2000s... Didn't see the vid yet, maybe he speaks about this but it's a classic red flag about a movie low quality
Nah. A early 2000s haircut is that spikey hair (dont know what its called)
Makynzee The Fat Hamster Mohawk?
@@belemsalmeron9920
No. It looks like the main character's hair, but it has mini multiple spikes
My Favorite Moments Shortcuts:
0:49 LOOK AT IT!!!
1:57 Awkward Dexter
3:05 Movie Medley with a side of brain aneurism
5:49 Dancing Monkeys
5:55 PURE CHAOS
6:42 Watch the lip sink
7:34 HE'S SO SMALL!!!!
7:53 That escalated quickly
8:14 Squidward Monkey
8:25 Lion King Transition
11:37 Going Ape during Bangarang
11:47 HE LOOKED AT ME
12:31 DNA Productions
12:41 Thanos Kong
14:37 Running like the Croods
14:54 Rhino-dillo Stampede
15:52 Monkey MLK speech
17:22 Monkey Lips
20:41 Exploding Tree
24:09 Nothing of value is lost
25:19 SHUT UP
27:35 Just watch The Croods
28:06 Never Not be Afraid
Hahahaha
Yes, let's watch The Croods instead of this uncanny mess. Oh, BTW, thanks for the timestate for the funny moments
don't forget the pregnant osmosis photo moment 💀
Oh wow! I never knew that my sleep paralysis demons starred in a movie!
Gotta feel happy about that tho
Mine will appear soon, those damn demon cats
I was able to move when I saw them. 👀
Ah yes, they're groovin'
your profile picture is an accurate depiction of how most of us feel about this movie
The main character keeping his hands in his pants the entire time makes all of his motions look extremely unnatural, especially in that running scene
Yeah it’s so weird
Beth Jenkins I mean it’s based off an actor who has a broken hand and hides it in a pocket but come on.
You can motio. Capture the actors face but have a different mo cap actor for the body and movements
MRWhoreoscope oh my bad.
@@the-nina-beans88 This is just an assumption. Cause the whole "Oh I messed up my hand so I hide it." Put a glove on. There's been other celebrities with deformities that try to hide it. Usually a gimpy hand.
Jamel Debbouze completely lost the use of his right arm in a train accident. He said in a interview that he used to hide his arm (that is severely difforme) to not "disturb" people.
To anyone wondering: Jamel Debbouze did not "hurt his hand" - his arm is paralyzed due to a train crash he survived :)
Id say that qualifies as hurting your hand though
This movie was the first time I ever saw his hand to be honest 😅 Usually he tries to hide it in his pocket while on scene ,...
@@williamehrhardt918 pretty sure they meant it wasn't his fault that his hand was hurt. He didn't hurt it but the train crash did
kind doe ui that's what i couldn't remember !
I think I saw him as the builder in Asterix: Mission Cleopatra and have been wondering why I never see his right hand... so that's the story 😧 I'm sorry about his accident but glad he survived it.
At 16:27 I laughed WAY to hard
1. He is reaching for Lucy
2. Blows away
Edward: I want the girl monkey
Wind: NO
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 FR 💀💀
Tornado: stop being a SIMP
Saberspark: I Have seen the worst of it!
internet: Hold my beer
Soon
@Forgotten ArcticYES!
@Forgotten Arctic Nah he already di- HE DIDN'T?
What about rataoing? Dont get me started with the cat. Friccing burn it!
@Forgotten Arctic Nope, and frankly im honestly scared to now.
Let’s Go Ape: I’m the most uncanny animated movie ever.
Cats: *Hold my catnip*
Food Fight: Get on my level
Oh *HeeEeEEeEEeeElLllLLLllllLlL NOoOOoOooOoooOOO*
Rappisette kids believe in Santa
@@TheNexDude get on my level
*we do not speak of that movie*
At the end Thanos Kong snaps his fingers and turns half the characters into bananas.
Thanks, this comment almost killed me :D
geardog24 If only he snapped them twice.
.
lol
geardog24 *oooOOOooh*
*B A N A N A*
“Im a nice guy” ......who’s always playing with him self
Is anyone wondering how did he get her pregnant even tho he has his hand in his pants all the time
Ever thought just taking the hand out with his other hand and just play dead? Think about it.
That's literally what I was thinking
Mancalina She was in the splash zone
The love life involves kinks with his special hand.
@@thegeek0017 omfg 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, I didn't know there was a feature length version of coldplay's adventure of a lifetime music video!
This comment deserves more likes....
Exactly all I could think of. Only difference is that Coldplay's has charm to it.
I’m glad someone else thought this
The Amazing World of Gumball: The Origins of Ms. Simian
I choked on my water! XD
The villain survived and continue her life under the new identity and that's how Miss Simian was born.
Even Ms. Simian looks better than this. 😂
@@Princess-Pulcella XD! She is!
Miss Simian is prettier than that. And that's saying something!
18:00 dang he got into r/niceguys before it existed
Interviewer: What inspired you to make this movie?
Director: Ok so, basically I'm monky
I knew i wasnt the only one that though about that XD
The “He’s so small!” Clip is the new “No....Noooooo!” For me.
I expect to see this meme in future comment sections.
I still like "No....Noooo!" But I wouldn't mind seeing both. Along with "We've come from the Mayor's" etc.
They didn't even make new models for the baby characters, they just used one of the models from a background character and shrunk it down
Also they must've slipped their hand when using the mouse wheel to shrink them down cause some of the models are WAY to small, like they came out too early
" cause some of the models are WAY to small"
HE IS SO SMOL!
7:26 Buff Monkey is right
The whole thing about "you can't refer to what a character's actor is like IRL and expect people to get it on a global level" is pretty ironic for me. I'm French and you have no idea how many times I've seen references to American actors in shows and movies I watched as a kid that left me absolutely clueless until my adult years. If you ask me it's pretty funny to see US people get a taste of their own medicine for once.
You've got a point.
Movie: *Removes “Scary” Scenes To Not “Scare” Kids*
Also Movie: *Adds Monkeys DYING Onscreen*
It makes you wonder what they cut out
Movie: *Remove the mother's death to not scare kids*
Also Movie: *Keeps the deaths of Buff Monkey, Ugly Monkey and Nervous Monkey*
Well, if they didn't want to scare kids, they should've banned the movie from English-speaking countries (if it was possible).
@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 Disney in the corner killing off moms and dads be like: 👀👄👀
I've never been scared of actual CGI before. Anytime I've been scared of an animated movie, it would usually be because of some big scary character, like Shrek. I'm 13 now, and this is the only movie I've ever seen where the animation is what freaked me out. This movie scares me.
"Its me whenever I see a tiny kitty cat."
*"HE'S SO SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
Lost. My. Shit. Me too Saberspark. Me too.
kuramayoko23 Same here, mate.
Hello, as a French viewer who witnessed the film in its intended environment (and it’s very relevant) I thought I would a few information’s that you couldn’t have access to and that, in my opinion, are relevant whenever talking about this movie.
Let’s start with the most important: Jamel Debbouze is not an actor (nowadays he could qualify as one, but his role is usually more of a star guest ), particularly at the time of the release of the movie the public knew him as a humorist, very popular one in France and in French-speaking countries. At the time of the release, he was rising and used as the selling point of the movie (his first time directing a movie!).
His brand of humor is over-the-top, absurd with exaggerated and motions and a wacky way of speaking, which work great on a live scene but was translated poorly in the movie. The “nervous monkey” is also an homage to a famous French humorist of the 70’s ; Louis De Funes, whose trademark was exaggerated facial expression and a sardonic demeanor.
I think that the main problem, they are not peoples playing characters, they are characters playing peoples. No arc because there is no need for an evolution of the character, we already know them.
The sport part was because the same year as the release of the movie the French the football team lost whatever completion the public has its eyes on, whereas the handball team won so all the focus shifted to them!
But even in the French version, the movie was not made to be successful for the long term, it is full of very specific time-related jokes so the fact that you view it years after it’s creations probably made it worse.
It was basically a movie hoping for quick easy cash from the actor’s fame, nonetheless, it quickly flopped.
A lot of information might not be totally right, and I might have skipped some things because honestly, I was not particularly invested in the context at the time but I think I gave a broad view of what was common knowledge at the time.
It is still uncanny and bad, but I thought you could benefit from a little context. I can’t fathom how confusing it must have been without it.
(Sorry if my english is a little wacky or smt .w.' )
Very informative! Your English is fine, as well. Just makes sure you say “people” instead of “peoples” next time. :)
Wow merci j'allais écrire un commentaire du même genre ! ^^
Thank you very much for explaining this to us 😊 . And I agree with TinyPandaRed , your English was absolutely fine 🤗.
Yea Jamel Debbouze is that guy who played the
architect in Asterix and Obelix: Mission Kleopatra.
@@flashlight4380 that's right !
I will stand by the fact that the Monkey lips moment gave me almost instantaneous memories of Flesh Lips from Silent hill 2.
Mars needs moms:I’m the most uncanny valley movie in the world
Animal Kingdom lets go ape:Hold my beer
Hold my bananas*
Cats: Allow us to introduce ourselves
The original title was how I didn't eat my farther
LTM movie reviews Harrison..Hold my club
Hold my tiny baby.
Okay but that 'Lucy' name is epic, its a total Paleontology Reference.
Nomnik nice
beetles
Ah, yes. The first Ever Human on Earth.
It's really not that obscure knowledge.
Lucy was a hoax though...
The design of the characters look terrible, humanoid, and gross, the design make me want barf to death.
It makes me ask the pepole who made this movie LOOK AT THIS DOES THUS LOOKS OK ?
On behalf of French people, excuse us for this abomination. Go watch a good animation movie instead please.
Patrick: *LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!* 😆
Well, they are Homo Habilis, and they are "too human" too, if we want to be precise... Since it literally is a humanoid looking animalistic (something intrinsecly scary for humans) you cannot have a not-creepy design.
looks just as barf inducing as cats
Edit: The FILM cats
Most of the design for the characters are actually based on the actors that voiced them. For example the protagonist is voiced by Jamel Debouze who's really famous in France and they did the design to look like him
I feel for Jamel with his broken hand
The entire vid reminded me of one Tarzan meme: “Yo was Tarzan a virgin till he met Jane or was he clappin’ gorilla cheeks before that?”
Don’t like this
Mehrlo Le Poot
I'd clap Jane too :)
When I go to hell you're coming with me for saying that.
Why would you remind me of this dark period of my life
no.
Just no
I think the « nervous monkey » as you call him, is a reference/hommage to one of the most famous french actor : Louis de Funès (due to his looking and his gesture)
Edit: a bad hommage
You said it brother!
Oh, the original idea was worse: the production team wanted the “nervous monkey” to be voiced by a reconstruction of Louis de Funès’ voice, a la Peter Cushing in Rogue One. The De Funès estate balked at the idea, so they got his son, a jet pilot, to model for the role and even give his voice in the French dub, for depressing results.
C'est ca
Let’s go ape: The most uncanny movie ever
CATS: *c o u g h*
Sonic The Hedgehog Live Action: *C o u g h*
A 2030 cgi + live-action movie: *_C O U G H_*
at least there's only one uncanny character in the sonic movie
Bruh they delayed the movie for his design
We’ve got the beginnings of an uncanny plague on our hands
The animator of Sonic mania being put onto the live sonic movie: "STAND BACK..... I can fix this..."
The ape design In the movie
Makes me want to Reject Monke and Embrace Humanity
"I rest then *I eat a banana.* "
- ThanosKong
Plot Twist:
the banana is *s m o l*
@@bimblor9858Both those lines are the Highlights of this horror show.
This movie is like Ice Age meets The Lion King meets Avatar meets Avatar meets Brain Aneurysm- Saberspark 2019
Tow avatar ?
Saber forgot to add the donkey Kong country cartoon in that statement.
Meets the croods
Meets Crack
Meets uncanny valley
The fact that The main character looks like someone I know; which doesn’t help that he’s basically naked here; makes this movie slightly awkward to me. And this is a great video.
J-Sant I thought the same thing the whole time I watched the video. Does anyone know who he looks like?!?
April Hoover
nope
I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING IM-
Well, he was based off Jamel Debbouze, a french humorist
he looks the most human too, AND I KNOW WHAT YOUR'E THINKING, BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME RACIST, THAT'S HOW THEY MADE THE CHARACTER LOOK!
I just realized that the origin of the girl monkeys name, Lucy, was the nickname of one of our ancestors, Lucy, discovered in 1974. Wow, what a funny pun, movie-
So, some precisions.
- It is not an "homage" to Jamel Debbouze, it is straight up self-insert. The guy just wanted to star in an animation movie and was hoping to ride on the wave of his (already declining) popularity in France. Hence why the motion capture choice - it was clearly advertised as "Debbouze in a prehistoric setting" and not "Debbouze giving his voice to a character".
- The nervous monkey... is an abomination AND an insult to one of the greatest french comic actor of all time: Louis de Funès. He died in 1983, but they used captures of his old movies to put his face and his iconic grimaces on that monstruous abomination, pretending that THIS was an homage. Absolutely disgusting.
AH, Louis de Funès. I KNEW I recognized that face...
Merci, comme ça j'ai pas besoin de l'écrire ^^ Pour Louis de Funès, ils ont surtout (pour la version française) utilisé un logiciel qui extrait les syllabes et mots qu'il a prononcés dans tous ses films pour pouvoir faire parler son personnage avec sa voix ainsi reconstituée (les vides sont comblés par un imitateur). Ça donne un résultat naze, ce qui colle bien au reste du film ^^
Khaotil Holly......shit....wow.....
Wow , thank you so much for this information
Also, not shutting the fuck up is part of his comedic traits.
It always puts my mind at ease to know that Mars needs moms was not entirely at the bottom of the barrel for grotesque motion-captured CGI flops
Hello Mr cowboy sir 🤠
I actually liked that movie and cried too
Yeah, that alien lady had a nice booty in that too.
Man, I just hate it when...
*MY TREE EXPLODES*
I wanna like but it's at 69,soooooooo nice
@rommel4844 lol that was quick 😂
@rommel4844 oof
To be fair, exploding trees are a thing in Australia. Eucalyptus sap is flammable, so when there's a forest fire, the trees can explode. Speaking of the fires, they usually aren't started by natural causes, they're often manually started by birds of prey, who drop flaming branches into the grass to prey upon the small terrified animals fleeing from the flames and smoke. Exploding trees and sadistic raptors that start fires are just two of countless reasons that make Oz a deadly place.
Neat
“Monkey Quidditch” made my day as a Harry Potter Fan!
"How i ate my father" why?! 😅😂😂
It’s the name of the french version of the original book
It's better than "how I ate my mother"
@@Satan666Official oeudip + canibalism
Nom
This section right here,officer.
"Guess who's pregnant? ...No, not him."
STOP TALKING ABOUT OSMOSIS JONES MPREG
Kevin Ruddell we don’t talk about that-
John Hurt in Alien?
Sorry I made it from 699 likes to 700
Quoting Billy from Grim Adventures, “Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all!”
I forgot about this shit then I heard his voice saying it after reading it hahaha
OMG i love Billy and mandy😍
Okasi
Quick! Get the tangelos!!!
18:13 lmao that is hilarious! Why the hell would they have him do it again if they are supposed to be in love?!?!?! Lmao
I'm Dutch and Pathé is only known here as a movie theatre chain. Hearing they apparently made/produced/commissioned a movie themselves is super trippy. It's like if Wal-Mart suddenly published a video game.
gwammeh I thought they’re a major European film production / distribution company. They co-produced 127 hours (British Danny Boyle film); Chicken Run; Fifth Element; heaps of French animated movies and British drama. Didn’t know it was a Concern company.
Maybe they have that name because what they make is Pathé-tic? :D
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Well as a french, that's true that they have movie theatres even in France in major cities. But for us, a lot of french movies came from this studio and that's not so weird. In my opinion, it's like a brand who have his own boutique but sell other brand's things too like a Sephora or smth else. They don't earn money only by making movies but also by broadcasting them and other. It's still in the movie industry. :)
They have been doing this since the dawn of cinema, but they have been trying to experiment on the animation front. Their last major animation effort before this monstrosity was a part-credit on Chicken Run.
You keep reviewing movies that make me go "Maybe Leo the Lion isn't as bad as I originally thought..."
This is actually all deleted scenes from Coldplay’s “Adventure Of A Lifetime”.
I guess they used the video as a reference for color and shadows. Even that scene of the sunset looks like the one in the video.
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
Make sense consider that it was made in the same year.
I was gonna make a ref to that! LOL!
Nice nice
Fun fact: The part when the guy tries to eat his father is actually somehow accurate. Real life gorillas (it seems these... criatures are based on them for some reason) groom the body of their loved ones, meaning they technically eat part of it while doing so (mostly the eggs that the flies have put in it, but yeah XD)
Saberspark: “It can’t be worse than this”
Also Saberspark: “Why do I hear boss music”
_Level 100 CATS boss_
French Boi here
Here are some interesting things about the director, Jamel Debbouze (Pronounced "Deubooz"). His fame peaked with his one-man shows and small-budget movies during the late 90's / early 2000's. He became famous mostly amongst middle-aged folks for his "quirky" humor style and his jokes which appealed to french people of the time. (Dad Jokes, Relatable everyday situations, Self-mockery, Racial / Community clichés, Mild political humor etc...) He never appealed to younger generations and is now branded as an "old people's comedian".
He is known, like many french comedians of the time, for trying and failing hard to produce more youth-oriented content. When this movie was announced, I instantly knew how it was going to end up.
What surprised me is how the son of one of France's most legendary comedian, (Olivier de Funès, son of Louis de Funès), actually participated in writing the scenario. But I guess his role was pretty minor, so he gets a pass.
On peut classer jamel debbouze comme un "old people comedian" mais on peut pas lui enlever le fait quil soit toujours assez drôle rien que dans H ou asterix mission cleopatre ce nest pas nimporte quelle comédien desuet :)
@@aprilmay6013 Aaah, j'ai jamais dit qu'il avait jamais rien fait de drôle. Moi même j'aime beaucoup Astérix mission cléopatre.
Simplement, force est de constater que Jamel c'est pas exactement la top référence chez les gens de moins de 35 ans sauf dans des communautés bien spécifique. Quand on est habitué a l'humour moderne et à la vitesse de son évolution, surtout sur internet, on constate vite que l'humour de Jamel est pas intemporel.
Après les goûts et les couleurs ça ne se discute pas, y'a difficilement plus subjectif que l'humour.
Kind of like the guy who made the Spy kids movies?
@@zyrolupercal2111 je te comprend
@@Burn_Angel More or less. Except most of Rodriguez's mature stuff will, I think, still be relevant to future adults.
"I'm a nice guy" he says while having a hand on his junk 😂
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*nice*
@@problem3412 *nasal "Beavis and Butthead" noises*
*_ALL THE BEANS_*
Mario Angel Medina r/niceguys
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 I was waiting for someone to say that
Saber every 60 seconds “how could this get any weirder”
That actor, Jamel Debbouze, had his hand injured in a train accident when he was younger. He lost total use of it and typically keeps it in his pocket (maybe so it doesn't move around involuntarily).
Cherry TV he was in the great french film ‘Amélie’ too! I’ll have to rewatch that to see if he has his hand in his pocket there too!
I can understand that as his personal choice, but I don’t think his mannerisms were right for the movie. They should have either chosen a different actor or done a better job writing the part around/for him. There are plenty of situations where an actor’s physicality is taken into account...
lostinthelookingglas yeah, even if it was motion capture, couldn’t they have edited it, so maybe his hand could have been swinging loosely at his side?
@@Charlieee23 Or maybe make it so when the main character in the movie gets his hand messed up while young, he keeps it in like a permanent cast or wrapping and he just holds the arm up by his chest or something, idk
Or maybe we should be more open to people with disabilities in movies?
Cats (2019): I'm gonna give people nightmares.
Let's Go Ape: Hold my beer.
Lmao
@@xxsimplychamorroxx2058 Let's Go Ape (2015)
Gotta be honest, as shocking as it may sound, I find these fugly apes far more tolerable than the 2019 Cats for the simple fact that they didn't try to combine live actors with the CGI XD I guess that trailer must've desensitized me
> *"I.. have a dream!"*
Oh god... No. NOOOo *[insert Moses' scream]* How did you end here Giorno??
*PIANO PLAYS*
19:18 Karen haircut
Cats: “I have the most terrifying character designs in the past 5 years!”
Let’s Go Ape: “Hmph. Amateurs.”
I really really REALLY want SaberSpark to do a "What The Hell is-" on Cats once it airs,but goddamn,i can already tell it's gonna be BAD.
There is alot sleep paralyze demons thesse day
They are both equally terrifying
@@mangodragon7201 *Agreed*
"You went full Polar Express. You NEVER go full Polar Express."
saying which is worse, this or cats is equivalent of saying which smells worse, a cow manure pile or a rotting whale carcass. the answer is pretty obvious
The manure pile
Depends on how tolerate you are to certain things. If you're used to one of the two things, then it's not as bad. The other just leaves you sick and a horrible taste in your mouth.
@@sweetzzz2924 True, but the whale can represent which of the two movies you hate the most.
To me Cats is far worse than this, this is bad but still cartoonish enough but Cats whit that human faces on cats body is the pure definition of uncanny wallet, I found someone saying that they have a fayri look, but to me they are totally uncomfortable to see, Cats would totally work fine like an animated film but we know that it would never goin to happen.
Whale carcass.
Very much the whale carcass.
Lesson of the day:
Never not be afraid of this movie.
I learned that to but I laughed at "Thanos Kong"
Lesson of the day: never, not be afraid of this movie and the movie cats.
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I wanna like but it's at 444
Even the comments on this movie are knock offs of the Croods lol
17:10 i hear that moses you threw in there i can't- 😂😭
I couldn't tell who the love interest was because the main character had his hand in his pants in every scene. LMFAO.
"Hi I'm Paul"
I lost it lmfao
Dunno how obvious it is, but i'm guessing Lucy is a reference to the missing link fossil that was named after the Beatles song.
I gess they made this because it could be funny because you know, french comedy...
HUZZAH, I wasnt the only one who picked up on that!
@JAMES CLEVEN I love lucy has nothing to do with the song. and the life and work of comedian Lucille Ball predates the Beatles.
as for why so many things get named after the song, well its a Beatles song. and the Beatles are a well known an influential rock band. their work is pretty ubiquitous. (even if it is overrated).
the Lucy homonid was named because that song was playing when she was discovered. the planet was named because its a cute gag.
25:53
Bananarang out now on Neoluminum...... I'm not even kidding it's a real song
I think what is most disturbing about the character designs (to me at least) is that some of them look very ape-like and others look too human in the face.
Like... The main character and the dad and Thanos Kong do not look like they are part of the same species, let alone the same family. Edward looks nearly human, while the father and even Thanos Kong look basically like gorillas.
Even if the main guy is meant to be "the" human ancestor, he should not look so human-like... especially when compared to his direct relatives. Hell, Edward compared to the witch monkey look like two completely different species. Like not even close. She is legit just a tall monkey.
The other female apes like Lucy and the Karen-monkey are just... terrible. It's like they couldn't decide which route to go (human-like vs. ape-like), but they knew they had to make them "attractive" and it just totally did not work.
Like... Idk. I think they tried to make Edward look more human to drive home the point of him being a human ancestor as well as make him more "endearing" to viewers... But they did it /really/ badly and it doesn't make sense when you look at the character's supposed father and brother.
Evolution is not /that/ dramatic, folks.
aviperskiss Yeah he looks way too human. I think even if they had not made his body hairless that would have helped tremendously.
I hate that women in animation are always designed to be as attractive to viewers as possible, often to the detriment of practicality, creativity, and the tolerability of a film's visuals (in this case especially).
The ones that look more like monkeys look ok to me but the human-like ones (and more humanoid faces) don't have any of the appeal animal characters have.
All of the god damn characters in this fuckin movie are mistakes. They’re all fucking monstrosities
They could’ve made the style more like a cartoon and less like a nightmare
"HE'S SO SMOL!" Why is that line so funny?
Saber last ugly movie review: this must be the worst movie ever
Saber now: nothing comes CLOSE, this is the worst movie ever
So true
Literally every other video.
They are getting worse...I wonder what comes next
"Saber, this is your 4th 'Worst movie ever' this week"
Saber next bad movie: Yep. This is it. This is the definitive worst more EVER!
11:38 why they put skrillex music in this cartoon lol😂
Who else was bothered by his hand on his nuts the whole time? 😩🤦🏽♂️
Me, also that was very disgusting how he did that the *WHOLE MOVIE* !
@@jamierahnasto399 ikr lmfaoo
It's actually a direct reference to the French comedian that voices him, who has an actual deformed hand from an accident which he always hides in his pocket during his "comedy" shows. Yep.
@@flastyy_ he doesnt only voiced him, he "is" him, the all movie is performance capture
@@flastyy_ yeah he says that in the video
I replayed the "plucking your butt" part SO many times and still heard "I'm not f***ing your butt" EVERY time!
So that's what it was supposed to be! I couldn't hear anything else, either.
This movie could've been better if they used the Donkey Kong cartoon theme music
I mean the Donkey Kong cartoon also had motion capture so that could also fit