What the HELL is Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  5 лет назад +6081

    I know I say this a lot but what the HELL is this movie? The story goes waaaaay off the rails

  • @memesarekeem
    @memesarekeem 5 лет назад +6383

    It's like the director had his son write a fanfiction for charlotte's web.

  • @leahaldana5352
    @leahaldana5352 5 лет назад +824

    i really miss what my life was like 30 minutes ago
    *when i didn't know anything about this movie*

  • @WolfoftheDM
    @WolfoftheDM 5 лет назад +1508

    the car's life car died and his broken corpse was driven around by the viper

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 лет назад +43

      Angel B. I love this sentence so much.

    • @will.2155
      @will.2155 5 лет назад +22

      Angel B. with his soulless eyes...

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 5 лет назад +34

      They stole it from clunker island

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 5 лет назад +9

      i had to read this sentence multiple times

    • @tamiwu0346
      @tamiwu0346 4 года назад +12

      d o d g e v i p e r

  • @cursedtails1249
    @cursedtails1249 4 года назад +639

    This movie makes Leo the Lion look like Pixar’s Coco

    • @kellyhill1852
      @kellyhill1852 4 года назад +16

      Same But Replace Coco With Wall.e

    • @jononpaper
      @jononpaper 3 года назад +8

      Same but replace coco with “finding Vincent”

    • @gameswithpeachcord7498
      @gameswithpeachcord7498 3 года назад +10

      And makes chicken little look like rat making soup movie

    • @Artizap_
      @Artizap_ 3 года назад +11

      @@gameswithpeachcord7498
      From now on I will only call it "Rat Making Soup Movie"

    • @tijanamilenkovic3425
      @tijanamilenkovic3425 2 года назад

      @@Artizap_ Ratatouille

  • @taylorgray8298
    @taylorgray8298 5 лет назад +1741

    When the acid kicks in:
    Director: "I got a movie idea, people."

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 5 лет назад +37

      So lets smash in all the unused models and make a movie..

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 лет назад +14

      @@astronic9979 Even the ones that don't make sense like aliens and isopods and shit

    • @scaryspagghetti9569
      @scaryspagghetti9569 5 лет назад +13

      Now hear me out, make all the characters on 🅱️rack 🅱️o🅱️ain

    • @girlygirlupArcives
      @girlygirlupArcives 5 лет назад +8

      Let's also make it cancerous

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 5 лет назад +16

      Me: “what drugs were you on?!?”
      Director: yes

  • @dr.altoclef9255
    @dr.altoclef9255 5 лет назад +3015

    Charlotte’s Web: A story about how death can be delayed but not avoided, about change and the loss of innocence, and how you can accept it. Wilbur goes from a runt to a caretaker of his own. Unfortunately everything comes to an end, but new beginnings come from them, as it’s simply nature. After all, barn spiders don’t live forever.
    This Movie: Don’t lie or you’ll get involved in a life of crime and murdered. Also spiders live forever and are Gaelic.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 года назад +93

      Dr. Alto Clef just realized this movie's moral is a little like Pinocchio.

    • @Crybatty
      @Crybatty 4 года назад +93

      dont forget the aliens dude, fuckin aliens.

    • @kitkitkatkit
      @kitkitkatkit 4 года назад +31

      *Splat Tim* I’m pretty sure very few people want to fuck aliens.

    • @someguy1313
      @someguy1313 4 года назад +19

      @@kitkitkatkit yeah sure.........

    • @moonstarthewolf77
      @moonstarthewolf77 4 года назад +38

      @@kitkitkatkit Area 51 raiders: yea who would do that *nervous laughter*

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 5 лет назад +2261

    "Not knowing the answer to something ISN'T LYING!"
    (single emotional tear) Saber, where have you been in my entire upbringing

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад +140

      Scrofar Middle school taught you wrong too? Need a hug?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +97

      @@Roadent1241 Not only Middle School, sadly. But I'll take that hug!

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад +73

      @@anikmonette2140 ~hug~ Sorry schools are a-holes.

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 4 года назад +11

      EXACTLY

    • @BirdaeBlue
      @BirdaeBlue 4 года назад +12

      O depends on the teachers

  • @tazzreviews1578
    @tazzreviews1578 4 года назад +297

    Snake: What color is an octopus?
    Walt: What do you mean? Which species?
    Snake: Huh? I don't know.
    (Gets tossed into the gorge of eternal peril)

    • @somedummyonyoutube3362
      @somedummyonyoutube3362 3 года назад +14

      and even then, they can change colour anyway

    • @bluepearl4624
      @bluepearl4624 3 года назад +13

      @@somedummyonyoutube3362 certain species don’t, like amelanistic deep-sea octopi.

    • @jamiegioca9448
      @jamiegioca9448 3 года назад

      @@somedummyonyoutube3362 Don't fret, the characters are aware of this.
      I know that because of my experience

    • @GrimmGamingG451
      @GrimmGamingG451 3 года назад +1

      GORGE PAG

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 года назад

      I wish that it said that

  • @mr_resource5099
    @mr_resource5099 5 лет назад +3891

    This movie should be called, Charlotte's web and cocaine pals.

  • @alato8005
    @alato8005 5 лет назад +837

    Those first few seconds made me rethink everything I’ve known

  • @hyperstormx3194
    @hyperstormx3194 5 лет назад +2650

    Terrible animated movie: *exists*
    Saberspark: Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @chrisbarone515
    @chrisbarone515 4 года назад +302

    Animal Fact: Octopus's change colors.

    • @ignaciogonzalez2929
      @ignaciogonzalez2929 3 года назад +14

      Octopi?

    • @aeiztaloraezi7687
      @aeiztaloraezi7687 3 года назад +16

      Both work, it depends on the person tho. To add onto octopus facts; Both octopuses and squids have clear blood that turns blue when oxygenated!

    • @EclipseDoesArt
      @EclipseDoesArt 3 года назад +7

      @@ignaciogonzalez2929 both are correct, as is octopedes

    • @justanugget9806
      @justanugget9806 3 года назад +6

      So Walt would never get the answer right. Oh wait, he would be able to say “octopi change colors, that’s a trick question” never mind

    • @dalisaydivine9302
      @dalisaydivine9302 3 года назад

      Everyone knew that tbh lell

  • @EmilyB-px6vy
    @EmilyB-px6vy 5 лет назад +849

    "So, we're making a "Charlotte's Web" rip-off, sir?"
    Well, yes, but actually no.

    • @misscrazy1016
      @misscrazy1016 5 лет назад +3

      Random but, your hella pretty

    • @EmilyB-px6vy
      @EmilyB-px6vy 5 лет назад +1

      @@misscrazy1016 Aw, thanks. I appreciate that. ^^

    • @EmilyB-px6vy
      @EmilyB-px6vy 5 лет назад +2

      @This Guy While I agree with you, I do have videos with my face in them on my channel, so...

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 5 лет назад +1

      @This Guy what are you talking about mine is totally legit!

    • @imahumanlarva3248
      @imahumanlarva3248 5 месяцев назад

      "So, you got a god awful rip-off of Charlotte's Web for me?"
      "Yes sir I do!.. sort of"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +1944

    Charlotte did not die for this.

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 5 лет назад +93

      Charlotte died by how bad it is.

    • @azrioael2814
      @azrioael2814 5 лет назад +43

      @@astronic9979 lol I wouldn't be surprised

    • @Checco105
      @Checco105 5 лет назад +7

      Oh hyo

    • @BMcCosmic
      @BMcCosmic 4 года назад +7

      Stop following me

    • @timothyowen4785
      @timothyowen4785 4 года назад +22

      Justin Y: The biggest YT commenter since "Just a Guy Without a Mustache"

  • @_bee_2578
    @_bee_2578 5 лет назад +2180

    Spider: "BOO"
    Centipede cop: *flies into another solar system*

  • @katiesquid
    @katiesquid 4 года назад +167

    Usually, when I say something like "This feels like a fever dream", I'm half-joking. But this?? THIS?? I genuinely cannot fathom how Schelp could've come up with this on his own. He probably went to bed, had a dream about this, woke up, and said "Hey this would make a cool movie!" My dream about Bill Nye defeating a cult made of grape people made more sense than this!

    • @o_ver2.094
      @o_ver2.094 2 года назад +6

      When the G falls Off from the grape People 😳

    • @Maple_Donut
      @Maple_Donut Год назад +2

      Certainly! The part where the homework ate the dog made zero sense😂

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Год назад

      @@Maple_Donut and then apparently the farmer actually ate the dog?? What even is this

    • @Maple_Donut
      @Maple_Donut Год назад +1

      @@snakewithapen5489 we don’t know what legit happened to the dog. Penny’s cousin Henry was eaten by the farmer

  • @aichmo.philia
    @aichmo.philia 4 года назад +710

    It's like the director got realy high, blindfolded himself, slammed their hands on his keyboard, translated it into a foreign language, asked a child to read it a loud, wrote what the child said down, and made it into a movie.

  • @alcatrazartz2118
    @alcatrazartz2118 5 лет назад +785

    Technically, an octopus can change it's colors to anything it wants, so no matter what color the pig said, he would be right!!

  • @bruhmoment-oq4wu
    @bruhmoment-oq4wu 5 лет назад +616

    Can we have Charlotte's web?
    No we have Charlotte's web at home.
    Charlotte's web at home:

  • @Mr.Gnomebody
    @Mr.Gnomebody 4 года назад +104

    Not gonna lie, I'm kinda jealous of whoever wrote this. Imagine the absolutely mind melting drugs they must've been on to create this.

  • @IsabruhMoment
    @IsabruhMoment 5 лет назад +4136

    “If Jack has three apples, and Jill has two apples, what is the circumference of the sun?”
    “Um...I don’t know.”
    *_” L I A R “_*

  • @noituna
    @noituna 5 лет назад +582

    I wish this movie would've been turned into bacon. Actually, no, that bacon would be rotten.

  • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
    @ELEKTROSKANSEN 3 года назад +17

    7:28 "f***ing hell, boss" am I the only one who hears that?

  • @quentingilanian8045
    @quentingilanian8045 5 лет назад +512

    This is like a Charlotte's Web version of My Immortal brought to the silver screen.

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 5 лет назад +18

      Shit ur right

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 5 лет назад +19

      My Immortal is an intentionally satirical master piece. This is just depressing.

  • @DragonRagovi
    @DragonRagovi 5 лет назад +642

    Huh, the Spider-Verse sequel took a really weird turn.

    • @cedenoa001
      @cedenoa001 5 лет назад +36

      Never compare this movie to Spiderverse pls

    • @TandaSandaBanda
      @TandaSandaBanda 5 лет назад +50

      Walt is just Spider-Ham’s crackhead cousin.

    • @OrangeNoNukegara
      @OrangeNoNukegara 5 лет назад +2

      @@cedenoa001 It's the SAME M8

    • @howyouknowitsreal1125
      @howyouknowitsreal1125 5 лет назад

      @@OrangeNoNukegara you're joking right?

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 4 года назад

      @@TandaSandaBanda That's an insult to Spider-Ham 😅

  • @nija_2587
    @nija_2587 5 лет назад +832

    This looks like a weird dream someone had while sleeping during Charlotte's Web and made into a movie

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 5 лет назад +11

      Lol!😂

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 лет назад +13

      To me it feels much more like they were forced into a wierd sex orgy while under the influence of some poweful hallucination drugs.

    • @themato35
      @themato35 5 лет назад +8

      This is exactly what I was thinking!

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 2 года назад +5

      Sounds like a weird dream i would have

  • @jonathanjoestarsmainhoe5604
    @jonathanjoestarsmainhoe5604 4 года назад +25

    7:20 I had vague memories of watching this movie as a kid. I thought it was a wild fever dream until I saw that clip and I realised it wasn’t a fever dream it was actually a movie. It was the one scene that was engraved in my mind 😔

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 2 года назад +1

      The movie is a wild fever dream, an abomination, and even more incompetent than SHARK TALE. 'Tis perfect.

  • @goodoldsister6182
    @goodoldsister6182 5 лет назад +408

    Okay I NEED DISNEY TO MAKE A REALISTIC REMAKE OF THIS. LIKE TAHT WOULD BE A TRIP

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 лет назад +58

      Isopods on motorbikes would be cool

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +253

    *_For some reason, Spider-Pig should get his own standalone movie. Because he deserved more than what he gets._*

    • @garretttheferret9693
      @garretttheferret9693 5 лет назад +3

      Don't worry. Sam Raimi is working on it.

    • @garretttheferret9693
      @garretttheferret9693 5 лет назад +4

      @Mammoth Supremacy 55 Peter: This could not get any weirder.
      Spider Ham: It CAN get weirder.

  • @sabinaschouwwinther7779
    @sabinaschouwwinther7779 5 лет назад +96

    Looks down from the tv 2 secs to grab a chip.
    "And then the pig and snake was attacked by a tv, stole some gas and was in a carchase with isopods on motorcycles"...
    Wait what... Did I blackout?

  • @georgiee00
    @georgiee00 4 года назад +20

    2:03 literally the reason 'plan bee' ended up in my 2007 Christmas stocking

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM 5 лет назад +895

    Fanboy and chumm chumm looks better than this!
    Also can you review the three little pigs and a baby?

  • @manny8426
    @manny8426 5 лет назад +146

    This was the first movie from the “What the hell is...” series that actually scrambled my brain

  • @theunknownjoe9846
    @theunknownjoe9846 5 лет назад +405

    "I wanna make Charlotte's Web!"
    "I wanna make Rock-a-Doodle!"
    "I wanna make a horrible abomination!"
    Director: "Gentlemen, gentlemen~ You're ALL right."

    • @TandaSandaBanda
      @TandaSandaBanda 5 лет назад +9

      I thought of Rock-a-Doodle while watching this too 😂

    • @lyleabner2475
      @lyleabner2475 5 лет назад +4

      I get a weird feeling when I see this movie. It makes me think of disaster movie just a movie that's allllllllllllll over the place

    • @TandaSandaBanda
      @TandaSandaBanda 5 лет назад +3

      Lyle Smash I honestly think that this rather ridiculous and crazy story would’ve make for an amazing children’s movie if executed properly, like in the way Rock-a-Doodle was. Of course it needs to have WAY BETTER animation and a revised plot that doesn’t ripoff CW. But obviously, this movie was poor at best and downright horrendous at worst.

    • @volchnok179
      @volchnok179 5 лет назад +2

      Am I the only one that read this comment in Dan Avidan's voice? XD

    • @rhedyn7097
      @rhedyn7097 5 лет назад

      @@volchnok179 Nope, because it's written in his voice lol

  • @paxxisticks
    @paxxisticks 4 года назад +114

    Saber: “It puts the lines in the recording or else it gets the hose again.”
    Also Saber: “alright shut up, I’m not funny.”
    Me: *mad laughing and giggling*

  • @xBloodxFangx
    @xBloodxFangx 5 лет назад +589

    Viperwood. Everyone is a snake there, especially the talent agents. I feel like there is some deep symbolism here from the director.

    • @maniacaldude
      @maniacaldude 4 года назад +50

      I don't think the director's smart enough for that.

    • @somedummyonyoutube3362
      @somedummyonyoutube3362 4 года назад +37

      @@maniacaldude What do you mean? an art piece like this is riddled with deep themes, such as the dangers of capitalism, corruption and money

    • @JonathanLit
      @JonathanLit 4 года назад +7

      Yeah... "deep"

    • @stephen_cs
      @stephen_cs 3 года назад +10

      @@JonathanLit I mean it’s possible the director is so depressed that he just makes cheap ripoffs to prove how easily capitalism leads to people taking advantage of others’ work. I mean it’s almost Dadaism at this point

    • @JonathanLit
      @JonathanLit 3 года назад +5

      @@stephen_cs I think you're giving him way too much credit. I feel like if he was trying to do that he would implement way more obvious means. Or at least one big obvious nod to the camera. I don't see that here at all.

  • @brocasso1
    @brocasso1 5 лет назад +225

    "Hm, this'll be good."
    *Aliens*

  • @livesathome2475
    @livesathome2475 5 лет назад +162

    I just got a ad that said “the containing footage may be distributing to some people”, then when I skipped it, it showed the beginning of the video

  • @MrTrevortxeartxe
    @MrTrevortxeartxe Год назад +15

    The thought of someone ripping open their only dvd-case-shaped present, only to find THIS, absolutely sends me 💀

  • @starthamewart7916
    @starthamewart7916 5 лет назад +231

    The snake screaming sounds like the lady from the “Why are you running??” vine

  • @iwillfindyou6740
    @iwillfindyou6740 5 лет назад +156

    The YOU DIED looks way better than anything in this movie I love it

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna 5 лет назад +87

    'What color is an octopus?'
    Umm...I don't know sounds like a viable answer because octopi have their camouflage system so they literally can be any color.

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz 5 лет назад +15

      Not only that, as i am rather sure there are many colors depending on the "type"(family? Genus? I do not know the appropriate term)...
      It's like asking " what color is a cat".

    • @juicyparsons
      @juicyparsons 5 лет назад +4

      STOP LYING

  • @k59
    @k59 3 года назад +38

    i just love the part when he gets blown up he literally just flies into the air 🤣

  • @patrickwebb7311
    @patrickwebb7311 5 лет назад +244

    I love how the car is the same model from A Car’s Life.

  • @phantomthiefirwin9631
    @phantomthiefirwin9631 5 лет назад +126

    This movie is a YTP just straight up a YTP
    *and I love it*

  • @minimindtinybrain1787
    @minimindtinybrain1787 5 лет назад +75

    Nothing screams “iconic childhood movie” like the protagonist being tricked into nearly dying via meat grinder

  • @eliasthesarcastic8707
    @eliasthesarcastic8707 3 года назад +13

    8:55 The answer is approximately 93 million miles.
    This is the only piece of info that I can remember on a regular basis.

  • @foxtoons1999
    @foxtoons1999 5 лет назад +489

    "How is the snake driving the car?"
    VeggieTales logic.

  • @baiugers4707
    @baiugers4707 5 лет назад +137

    16:00 lmao looks like the snake was being voiced by saber

  • @NickBush24
    @NickBush24 5 лет назад +246

    "You shouldn't lie", said the movie that deliberately tries to rip off a well-known movie.

  • @Probably_Mason
    @Probably_Mason 4 года назад +46

    not gonna lie: my mom would *NOT* tell the difference between this and a masterpiece

  • @itzuthesilkwing1694
    @itzuthesilkwing1694 5 лет назад +178

    Lol I loved this movie as a child:
    Not this version, but the Charlotte's Web version. This one wants to physically make my eyes bleed.

    • @cedenoa001
      @cedenoa001 5 лет назад +14

      Oh good, u had me going for a second

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 лет назад +3

      Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @DryCrystals
    @DryCrystals 5 лет назад +147

    2 words: Agent Fox
    Random cuts
    Strange animations
    Extremely fast everything
    Random slow motion shots
    Uses the exact same animations for different things
    It feels like the tortoise and the hare both agreed on making every other scene

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 5 лет назад +11

      I legit watched this movie with my friend a long time ago
      We stopped watching it at the 5 minute mark

  • @willyeeton4390
    @willyeeton4390 5 лет назад +479

    Autonomous speaking animals under the rule of a farmer, who unrepentantly eats and works against them?
    Comrade Snowball, it's time. Time to become equal.
    Edit: I'm the top comment and that makes me feel cool

  • @Chipchase_Here
    @Chipchase_Here 2 года назад +7

    I used to have this movie on dvd (still do just somewhere in the attic) I recently remembers it and now I’m asking my dad to get the dvd as decoration in my room. How did this movie not traumatize me as a kid. It was one of my favourites too?!

  • @emio2318
    @emio2318 5 лет назад +138

    Producer: what do you want this story to be about
    Michael schelp: yes

  • @0807jacob
    @0807jacob 5 лет назад +256

    Ah, yes, I do remember aliens in Charlotte’s Web.
    Oh wait, that’s not Charlotte’s Web?

    • @Ihartwalrusguy
      @Ihartwalrusguy 5 лет назад +1

      yong gun choi That must be from its direct to video sequel

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ihartwalrusguy yeah probably

    • @kyoshiphoto4045
      @kyoshiphoto4045 5 лет назад

      Maybe Babe Pig in the city?

    • @0807jacob
      @0807jacob 4 года назад

      Pig in the City is actually pretty good

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +92

    I don’t think any farmer would want that pig to turn into bacon, because it definitely wouldn’t taste good.

    • @CrimesAgainstHuFranity
      @CrimesAgainstHuFranity 5 лет назад +9

      or worse
      *THEY TURN INTO THE PIG*

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 лет назад +3

      I see you everywhere and I don't know why.
      Are you Justin Y. in disguise?

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 5 лет назад

      The only way it would be good if both furries and gamers team up and laugh to death together.

    • @ikkuhishikawa7982
      @ikkuhishikawa7982 5 лет назад +5

      @@offscreen6578 It's called following every semi popular channel and commenting as soon as possible with a pretty predictable shitpost that is just funny enough to get some likes so that it gets boosted in the comments so other people see it and recognising the name and profile pic, like as well

    • @sheepeyoutube
      @sheepeyoutube 5 лет назад

      Rotten sausage links

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 4 года назад +13

    12:40 no, no... that was definitely the sound of a crumpled up soda can

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 5 лет назад +252

    When people are talking about the video even though it just dropped:
    *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*

    • @blueslug9084
      @blueslug9084 5 лет назад +11

      I can shove an entire brick up my ass

    • @bhall7785
      @bhall7785 5 лет назад +2

      Blue Slug but why?

    • @blueslug9084
      @blueslug9084 5 лет назад +1

      @@NoNo-xh7ru Why?

  • @mechagodzilla4875
    @mechagodzilla4875 5 лет назад +164

    But like what is the color of an octopus? Can't they change their colors?!

    • @sirskylight7901
      @sirskylight7901 5 лет назад +29

      Wags Tale It depends on the species of octopus. It could be white, pink, or some other color. Of course he didn’t know. They didn’t specify.

    • @thatguy8777
      @thatguy8777 5 лет назад +9

      Asking the real questions here

    • @marisastoletheprecioussara118
      @marisastoletheprecioussara118 5 лет назад +5

      And texture

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +2

      Save us from this movie, Kiryu!

    • @alcatrazartz2118
      @alcatrazartz2118 5 лет назад +4

      YES, THEY CAN. He could have said any color!! And there's more than one kind of octopus, so WHAT?!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +490

    Do you think Charlotte the spider stays in heaven, for she fears what she has created?

  • @kh-wp1mj
    @kh-wp1mj 4 года назад +8

    I love how you explain things so slowly and clearly yet still engagingly it's really helpful to me

  • @noriakikakyoin8587
    @noriakikakyoin8587 5 лет назад +57

    The DVD cover should have a label at the bottom "to watch while high,"

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 5 лет назад +3

      Being high would just make this even worse....

  • @Umbugjug
    @Umbugjug 5 лет назад +786

    "worse than *TROLL LAND*"
    -SaberSpark
    Hearing that means your in for the legitimate hell ride
    Edit-woah never had so many likes

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 лет назад +21

      Just when Saber thought he struck bottom; he falls into a chasm

    • @SavageKiku
      @SavageKiku 5 лет назад +16

      I think it was more worse when he said it's worse than Ali Baba O_O

    • @zapacunotres59
      @zapacunotres59 5 лет назад +7

      @@SavageKiku I thought the same, especially since Ali Baba had that tourist dude with a full diaper

    • @cyber23colour71
      @cyber23colour71 4 года назад

      I think Spider's Web: A Pigs Tale, Is More Worse Than Son Of Aladdin/Mustafa&The Magician

  • @kurotenshi8100
    @kurotenshi8100 5 лет назад +94

    There's a movie at the same level than Alibaba. A Colombian one called *Bolívar el Héroe*
    Search it, you will laugh and cry (and not for the story)

    • @rena7677
      @rena7677 5 лет назад +1

      It's colombian actually

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 лет назад

      holy shit i remember that

    • @yuki_1002
      @yuki_1002 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that the one that looks like JoJo's bizarre adventure?

    • @kurotenshi8100
      @kurotenshi8100 5 лет назад +1

      @@yuki_1002 Like JJBA and DragonBall xD

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 4 года назад +7

    13:35 Nice Harlan Ellison reference! Bet most people missed that one.

  • @idunno_studios
    @idunno_studios 5 лет назад +224

    No one:
    Saber’s Last two brain cells: *watches this movie and soon die*

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 5 лет назад +9

      My old warrior cat's oc is better-

  • @blazeflamegames
    @blazeflamegames 5 лет назад +229

    my mom bought me a cars life and not gonna lie i kind of enjoyed it
    i was 7 okay

    • @jessicachanning2447
      @jessicachanning2447 5 лет назад +23

      I can literally put any movie in front of my kids and they will watch it. The oldest makes fun of dumb stuff (she is a bit of a smarty pants) but the babies, they love it all

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +6

      Well, there's enjoyable parts, especially at the end when the pink annoyance gets axed in the head!

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 лет назад +1

      SweetSugarDoodles • nope

    • @slatetruck3240
      @slatetruck3240 5 лет назад

      Is she in hell?

    • @Lostinmyhead23
      @Lostinmyhead23 4 года назад

      BlazeFlameGaming your mother doesn’t love you

  • @jamesduncan6729
    @jamesduncan6729 5 лет назад +163

    The spider saying, "Boo," and the motorcycle creature's reaction of flying away was genuinely hilarious
    👌🔥🔥💯💯

  • @trigg.6882
    @trigg.6882 4 года назад +13

    16:00 that actually syncs with what the snake is saying

  • @GameyGaming
    @GameyGaming 5 лет назад +86

    Omg lol the duck’s voice actor is the same one for the Pink car in A Car’s Life

  • @AnonJohn
    @AnonJohn 5 лет назад +299

    Me: Mom can we have Charlotte's Web?
    Mom: We have Charlotte's Web at home.
    Charlotte's Web at home:
    ( If somebody said this already my bad I didn't see it. )

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 5 лет назад +190

    WHEREVER I GO
    WHATEVER I DO
    THERE’S ONE THING I KNOW
    I ‘ L L
    A L W A Y S
    B E
    T R U E
    TO MY BARNYARD ROOTS
    I’M FROM THE BARNYARD!

    • @otakufantaku418
      @otakufantaku418 4 года назад

      If you were always true then THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED! Also he is a hypocrite when saying he will always be true, because he is constantly LYING!!!!!!

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 2 года назад +17

    8:30
    Mom: *Asks if you know something*
    Kid: *Genuinely doesn't know*
    Mom: "Don't...Lie...To me."

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 5 лет назад +99

    Here’s the thing about these movies made by this guy: it seems that he looked at the poster, said: hey, this looks like it’ll be good! And based a movie off of the poster.
    It would actually explain a lot.

  • @TBLIVIN
    @TBLIVIN 5 лет назад +159

    The TV bit the snake. Not sure if anyone has told you yet. That was the crunchy-crinkly sound.

    • @liampog2703
      @liampog2703 5 лет назад +7

      Thoritorium crink cronk

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 5 лет назад +5

      Thanks for letting me go! This forest was very white in the living room.

    • @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay
      @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay 4 года назад +3

      That's still not the sound it would make.

    • @nakano15
      @nakano15 4 года назад

      The sound played before the snake got near enough of the tv to be bitten.

    • @TBLIVIN
      @TBLIVIN 4 года назад

      @@liampog2703 crinkle crunchle

  • @davidcortez7318
    @davidcortez7318 5 лет назад +111

    The pigs texture reminds me of that Russian alchemist’s homunculus. Yeah never thought I’d be using that comparison.

    • @Piixiistiix
      @Piixiistiix 5 лет назад +7

      David Cortez ed...ward

    • @pepperonidrizzle2401
      @pepperonidrizzle2401 5 лет назад +2

      @@Piixiistiix That person's named Edward

    • @sheol5123
      @sheol5123 5 лет назад +3

      I'm proud and disgusted in myself, that i get both references.

    • @Piixiistiix
      @Piixiistiix 5 лет назад +3

      Margaret big....brother.......ed

    • @Piixiistiix
      @Piixiistiix 5 лет назад +1

      Margaret tHaT pErSOn eDwArd

  • @hakicovington4262
    @hakicovington4262 4 года назад +16

    5:34 Dexter accidentally turns himself into a bee! (Dexter's Laboratory)

  • @slunged
    @slunged 5 лет назад +127

    *And this, kids, is how you get the fear of spiders.*

    • @cedenoa001
      @cedenoa001 5 лет назад +1

      So that's how Widowmaker got it.

    • @taranloses
      @taranloses 5 лет назад +3

      fear of just humanity as a whole

  • @Ch00zeBoii
    @Ch00zeBoii 5 лет назад +59

    Is anyone else instantly getting Furby vibes from the eyes of those characters? Got the goosebumps.

  • @joshuahigh5562
    @joshuahigh5562 5 лет назад +129

    Saberspark: worse than Joshua!
    Me: Ha. Jokes one you, there's nothing worse than me.

  • @aarengabriel8106
    @aarengabriel8106 6 месяцев назад +2

    Some of the dialogue was funny, even if unintentionally. The line were the snakes remark on the world losing a good set of pipes but gaining delicious sausages is hilariously vicious, especially with the chill delivery.

  • @FableStarlet
    @FableStarlet 5 лет назад +746

    Joshua and the promise land: I am the worst movie in the world!!
    Spider's web: a pig's tale: Hold my popcorn.

    • @crangye8290
      @crangye8290 5 лет назад +13

      ItsPokeTeen * “hold my sausage”

    • @scaryspagghetti9569
      @scaryspagghetti9569 5 лет назад +17

      "Hold my awfully animated pig"*

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +2

      What alcohol can you put in a rootbeer? I think I need a drink...

    • @briannastutler2320
      @briannastutler2320 5 лет назад +1

      "hold my flesh colored cast"

    • @crooguy6508
      @crooguy6508 5 лет назад +1

      Dingo picture: hold my awful movies

  • @itsblitz4437
    @itsblitz4437 5 лет назад +355

    "I Have no mouth, and I Must scream." I take it Saber played the game?

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад +23

      Rick Sanchez Or read the book or listened to the audiobook or radioplay...!

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 5 лет назад +5

      @Willow Porter there's a trope of that ?

    • @DeltaMetroid1
      @DeltaMetroid1 5 лет назад +21

      @@itsblitz4437 Yes. IHNMAIMS Basically is a state in which a character or characters are unable to die and are trapped or unable to interact with the world at large. E.g. What happened to the family of blood in Doctor Who, the ultimate fate of Sauron, GLaDOS' black box situation and the classic fate of Ted in the titular book.

    • @Tevildo
      @Tevildo 5 лет назад +5

      @@itsblitz4437 See tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream . The original short story was written by Harlan Ellision in 1967.

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 5 лет назад +1

      @@DeltaMetroid1 oh that's interesting thanks.

  • @txt5220
    @txt5220 4 года назад +6

    9:04 "Walt fails again, and lands a role on some Japanese robot boat thing, where he proceeds to get blown"
    D:
    "up"
    phew

  • @nonyabusiness3619
    @nonyabusiness3619 5 лет назад +153

    The snake screaming for 10 seconds actually made me laugh.

    • @sirskylight7901
      @sirskylight7901 5 лет назад +12

      Nonya Business Replace the snake’s scream with the screaming cowboy.

    • @danielwilson8604
      @danielwilson8604 5 лет назад +11

      @@sirskylight7901 HE'S the snake in his boot!

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 5 лет назад +65

    “Walt and the snake go into a room that they stole from an alien.”
    *You already lost me.*

  • @kurotenshi8100
    @kurotenshi8100 5 лет назад +105

    Saberspark: 16:25 "Alright, so how do we improve the movie? Easy!"
    Me: Here it comes
    *DON'T MAKE IT*
    _(That should be the representative sentence of this channel)_

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 4 года назад +16

    "How is this thing driving the car"
    *_It's because they are the car_*

  • @deejayf69
    @deejayf69 5 лет назад +406

    *Saberspark uploading another 'What the HELL is'*
    Me: Ah shiet here we go again...

  • @M0r4y
    @M0r4y 5 лет назад +176

    Time Traveler: what's the most popular game right now?
    Me: Fortnite
    Time Traveler: The first or second one?
    Me: 10:25

    • @tabithabaird9591
      @tabithabaird9591 5 лет назад +20

      well actually minecraft overtook fortnite

    • @tritonvid9680
      @tritonvid9680 5 лет назад

      irs dead@Clare Welsh

    • @Crystalluss
      @Crystalluss 5 лет назад +8

      @@tabithabaird9591 Plot twist: Fortnite was actually the sequel to Minecraft all along.

    • @dapotatoe7959
      @dapotatoe7959 5 лет назад +2

      Minecraft probably got more popular because of pewdiepie

    • @It-is-a-Smash-Hit
      @It-is-a-Smash-Hit 5 лет назад +1

      I pray that there is no 10:25 for 10 hours as a video

  • @rosereid277
    @rosereid277 5 лет назад +233

    Which grandma doesn’t know charlottes web? 😭 the movie is from 1973 and the book is from 1952

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +19

      True, but mine is 90 and basically forgot everything that happened in the last 20 years and more(massive heart attack in 2000) but Charlottes Web is an oldie so maybe it'll sparkle a memory?

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 лет назад +7

      The good movie is from the 2000's, live action one.

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 4 года назад +2

      @@jocelynecupcake there's a live action Charlotte's Web?

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 4 года назад +3

      @@devent10n There's an animated Charlotte's web?

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 4 года назад +1

      @@devent10n yes, there's a live action. It came out in 2006 I think. Dakota Fanning was Fern I think

  • @AgentMonochrome
    @AgentMonochrome 4 года назад +11

    11:22 - Is that...COMIC SANS?!

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 5 лет назад +189

    is it just me or does the bee sound like Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) doing a bad French accent?

  • @user18283-d
    @user18283-d 5 лет назад +76

    0:37
    the aliens inside area 51 (september 20th, 2019 colourized)

  • @sisovarao2535
    @sisovarao2535 5 лет назад +53

    Maybe the sausage links would go for more if he was a star? I'm trying to make sense of this.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 лет назад +16

      My thoughts were that each show was secretly an attempt to kill the pig and make it looked like an accident. After three attempts, the snakes said screw it and tried to murder him directly.

  • @flashbackfrank8781
    @flashbackfrank8781 2 года назад +2

    "Blink twice if you need rescue"
    *BLINKS MILLIONS OF TIMES THROUGH TEARS AND FEARS.*

  • @babyseal5553
    @babyseal5553 5 лет назад +53

    I’m always happy when Saberspark puts in a TF2 reference or clip