If Pharmaceutical Ads were Real Life - Xiaflex
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- Опубликовано: 10 апр 2019
- First it was Movantik for opioid-induced constipation, now it's Xiaflex for a crooked wang. This commercial claims that "thousands of guys" suffer from Peyronie's disease and you should get Xiaflex to fix it, but the truth is you should be proud of your weird looking pud. Don't let a big pharmaceutical company bully you into buying their product unless it really looks like a M.C. Escher drawing, then maybe get it checked out. #Xiaflex #crookedfruit
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This is a parody
Original commercials for reference: • Xiaflex Commercial 
Приколы
Where my left curve gang at?
Reporting for duty, Mahk.
Zebra Corner here
👋👋
I just saw this commercial yesterday on Hulu. Such timing.
Suh
This ad wins the J.D. Powah-Rod award.
It's better than my J.D. Powah initial quality award. I only lasted 6 minutes
J.D. Power Hammah
Hahahaha
If there is any power to be had in this commercial it has more purpose than a Chevrolet ad. At least I know with this I am getting something that helps me😂
Portsh approved
“I don’t have pepperonis disease”
Lmao
"I thought this was a Whole Foods commercial." lol
This guy is legitimately funny, too bad he's a Chevy hater... xD
@@scottkrafft6830 what the fucc do you mean to bad he's a chevy hater what are you a giants fan
That was the least funny joke in there🤨
@@scottkrafft6830 everyone is obligated to be a Chevy hater.
"When I'm getting a fruit job, it... looks like shes making a U turn"
Foot
Austin Pennington I lost it right there 😂
Mine bends like the butler's good hand from Scary Movie 2.
Nice one! XD
😂😂😂
Its my strong hand!
@@doncduke82 looked good to me :)
@@doncduke82 I know though. I was 10 when that movie came out and I saw it for the first time. Give me a break lol
Dude zebra corner is so underrated they classic as hell
I don't get it.... damnit
my dick just bends up
"Mine bends weird"
That got me lmao
“My mom told me it was normal”
Never laughed so hard, that quote deserves the J.D power award for initial quality
Yet she still sucked it
_YOUR_ mom said it was normal.
FTFY
“Peter Piper with a crooked pepper” xD
Anytime I see a zebra corner video is posted I always stop what I'm doing to watch lol
Same.
Same!
Brandon Atkinson same
Same
So u were about to come and interrupted it?
Laughed so hard, I started choking. Then I realized I was choking on some guys odd shaped fruit, laughed harder though.
@@donteventalktome7444 that's good of you. What I said was a joke that I figured some would get, and some would not. To explain a joke is to basically destroy it. So let us just enjoy our current day/night/morning/evening and have a great whatever tf. :)
Jack Sloane ok 👌 I misunderstood lol
I kept waiting to see the poor bastard that got stuck with the baby carrot.
They actually did that to someone 💀
I lost it at 1:11.. mark says "when I'm getting a fruit job it looks like she's just trying to make a U-turn" 😂😂😂
"that's how I know left from right" HA HAHAHA
Wouldn't want to his co-driver in a rally car.
Omg is that a real commercial????!!!! I've never seen that but it's amazing. Mahk I love your version way more. Amazing.
@Zachary Thomas is that one of the singer brothers or the hockey guys? Lol
@Rollo Larson hehe the new guy... funny movie
@Rollo Larson
Damn
It's real. I saw it for the first time on either Adult Swim or comedy central steaming on roku.
@@theVIOLETjinx I don't see a lot of these commercials he spoofs because I don't have cable. I only have an antenna so I don't get to see fun American pharmaceutical commercials.
WANGAAAAAH! 😂😂😘
Nearly spit out my drink at that part lol! XD
The fuck is that oh now I see it. Haha that’s the sound it makes when he whipped that shit out dog. Feel a little gay now listening to that 😂
OMFG! "TASTES LIKE KARDASHIAN"!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then it must taste like crap.
That is one hell of a powdercoated fruit than😂. Looks good but it’s shit at having any taste at all😂
Last time i was this early chevy was still getting JDpower awards
WTF REACTIONS congrats on 69 likes 🎉
Lifeless, and it's got Andy printed on the bottom
I bought a Chevy. It encouraged me to walk and now I have ligma.
What's I have
What is encouraged?
What is walk?
@Hans Mann Chevy your own grave
Was that a downside of buying it or an upside of buying it 😂 cause with a Chevy I really don’t know cause it is just that bad😂
I may have elephantitis, that got me. 😂
"My fruit can look around corners!" 😆
'You ever come in your own butt?' Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm dead
Omfg. Angle/dangle disease 😂
0:14 is the ultimate. Hahaha. Good work guys, and Mahk, I am happy that you're happy with your weird looking Schlong! LOL
Chick at work the next day: "I went on a bender last night".
"Uhh...tastes like Kardashians"
I'm dead 💀
"Wait. I thought this is a commercial for Whole Foods... I don't have Pepperoni's disease."-Mahk, 2019
Took me way too long to figure out that it wasn't just Mahk who wasn't from the original commercial.
😂"my pee hole's on the bottom"w/ a smirk!! wtf yo! I was not ready! 😭🤣😆☠
This is literally the funniest Zebra Corner video ive ever seen. Had to keep pausing the video because i was laughing so hard.
Always nice to wake up to mahks forehead crease straightens me right up
“I don’t have pepperoni disease” 😂
deadpanned and confident: "i'm going to die alone"
This dude said "Mine looks like Jason Piere Paul's fingers" 😂😂😂
0:21 "I may have Elephantiases " LOL!
Man you guys never disappoint. Keep up the great work!
First shot of the guy holding the gourd just looking so happy. I can relate
I'm laughing way too hard my mom is asking what I'm lsughing at
Dicks.
WAannnnnGgggaaa
Weeb
Just a suggestion, you should do a Farmers insurance parody.
He said "I may have elephantitus."
That's when I died laughing.
Mine curves at the end, like a lock pick, and the g spot is a tumbler.
I had a chev ad before your video started..
Yo, the guy who is not Mahk killed it this time!
JerkStoreAssistManag you would be referring to “Neck Beard”
My fruit has a 5 o'clock shadow and a Boston accent
Your fruit is Mahk.
Wait Boston and not Southie. Well that's not great, but it could be worse.
I work as a nurse. Trust me, you know it when you see it.
"I do not have pepperonis disease!" 🤣
Mahk, you are giving the phrase "hard left" a new meaning.
soooo great...now everytime i grab for a bannana...ill think bout this commercial....thanks alot....geez....
I would trust Mahk more than any doctor 😂
Cause you got smarts kid
This just made my day!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this commercial on normal tv.... now this has got me dyin🤣😂
Lol I always called it pepperonis disease everytime the commercial came on.
Mine curves to the left too!👋🤣👍i guess i have pepperoni decease! Hahahaha lmfao!😆👍
Best yet !!!!!!!
This should win an award. Haha if I can’t last even a couple seconds without laughing that has to mean something went right😂😂😂😂
"Wangah!" Describes so many things. Excellent!
This has to be one of my favourite videos 😹😹
DON'T EVER STOP THIS IS GOLD
I should not have been trying to take a piss while watching this. I now have to retile my bathroom.
"I'm going to die alone."
Fantastic as always
This is hysterical 😂😭🤣
Thank you guys. Made me laugh. Just want to shake all your hands...
"I do not have pepperoni's disease" made me laugh out loud
I would just like to say this is the only channel I never get notifications for.. I’ve had them on since the day I subbed. Yet YT fucks up every time.
We need more videos mahk!
Loving these “Real People” commercials parody
My fruit has won JD power award 5 inches in a row.
One of my favorites
I laughed way too hard at the "wongaaaaa" part lol
You guys done it again "Master piece"
That went a direction I wasn't expecting.
That's what she said... hehe... wait, are we not doing those anymore? Shit, I'm so far behind...
Abruptly to the left.
U guys need a tv show.
"my pee hole's on the bottom" that got me crying
Love this 🤣
From seeing all my lady friends and wholesome streamers "collection of toys"
I'm confident there's going to be a lady who like my shape
Bruh......this is epic!
"That's how i know left from right" 😂😂😂😂
What a time to be alive!
Who goes to their doctor with a cucumber? Lol
Haha “wanga!” got me
My fruit doesn't have angle dangle disease......O.K.?!?
😂😂
Best one yet
Boys if you have an up curve
You hold all the cards
Agreed
I looked all over for this comment. I was thinking: "Wouldn't a slight curve upwards actually be ideal though? That's how all the G toys are modeled"
Wow!! That’s super funny!!!
Angle dangle...oh my gawd! 😂😂😂
Ooooo okay Mahk 😂
Peter piping with a crooked pepper
Awesome!
You deserve a lot of subscribers bro
Laughed too hard at this, I had to apologise to people around me
Here's to Ali, winner of the JD Power Weirdest Dick Award!
You da man, dude! =)
"When I'm getting a fruit job, it looks like she's making a u-turn"....BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks doc
The Men in Black line. 💀💀
Awesome as always 🤪
I got a Chevy ad before the video. lol
Yo! The part when he said his pee hole was on the bottom killed me! Also, thats called hypospadious. I was born with that. No shame here
I love the two other people, hope they get featured in more videos