ShamWow Guy in Jail

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  • @alex7086
    @alex7086 8 лет назад +2895

    Stop having a boring knife
    Stop having a boring life

    • @Somerandom1922
      @Somerandom1922 8 лет назад +43

      +Kick OfTragedy wow I just watched a video where a guy said the exact same thing, it's almost like we watched the same video!

    • @donhines2151
      @donhines2151 8 лет назад +10

      +Somerandom Me too now thats weird...No, thats ShamWOW

    • @extranormal2000
      @extranormal2000 8 лет назад +1

      +Kick OfTragedy My favorite line XD.

    • @michaelheffner7684
      @michaelheffner7684 8 лет назад +4

      Words to live by

    • @mav.-
      @mav.- 8 лет назад +4

      but is it stattrak?

  • @MABGaming01
    @MABGaming01 5 лет назад +8047

    "boring knife, boring life" now that's a sales pitch

  • @EliteSpam
    @EliteSpam 9 месяцев назад +225

    I love how at the end he knew what he did was wrong, but didn’t care since he had to demonstrate his product. A true tv salesman.

  • @Brainrage117
    @Brainrage117 2 года назад +389

    This actor very accurately gives off the same energy as Vince and that's awesome

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 10 месяцев назад

      His name is Penis Anthony Doubligné, more commonly known as "Doobs."

    • @flatmoonmagic455
      @flatmoonmagic455 9 месяцев назад +6

      Thomas Middleditch rules

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@flatmoonmagic455 That's his stage name. I remember when he auditioned for CATS. He didn't get the part but more importantly, he chased after his dreams.

    • @thomase13
      @thomase13 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@CubsWin2012He had moxy!

  • @anthonyptelfor9661
    @anthonyptelfor9661 4 года назад +14859

    "Add an egg, ham, a pickle, three stabs, breakfast. I'm kidding."
    Best part in my opinion

    • @gjuliancantu3147
      @gjuliancantu3147 4 года назад +87

      Yeah because it was taken from the slap chop video

    • @anthonyptelfor9661
      @anthonyptelfor9661 4 года назад +87

      @@gjuliancantu3147 I'm fully aware, my boi

    • @JBIsDoingStuff
      @JBIsDoingStuff 3 года назад +7

      Mister Roller we’re not in Detroit in the year 2038

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 3 года назад

      You’re entitled to your opinion I suppose

    • @peter1027
      @peter1027 3 года назад

      I agree hahaha👌

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 4 года назад +14536

    I still think the best part of this is the guy nodding after “and this guy’s a hippo”. He’s just like, “Yeah I see it.”

    • @MARINE4YAHWEH
      @MARINE4YAHWEH 4 года назад +57

      Absolutely

    • @NickGoldston
      @NickGoldston 4 года назад +70

      I come back to this video periodically specifically for that moment

    • @Foggy992
      @Foggy992 3 года назад +13

      I came to the video because I watched this years ago when I was ignoring you people

    • @hiimapenguin
      @hiimapenguin 3 года назад +4

      yeah

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 3 года назад +23

      It seems to me more like "Yeah he got good shit."

  • @mattrubin89
    @mattrubin89 2 года назад +1069

    Considering its the Silicon Valley guy, this shit is gold!
    Man that actor has range!

    • @venomspider6598
      @venomspider6598 2 года назад +17

      He plays Terry on Solar Opposites too. So different from his character on Silicon Valley and not just cause he's an alien.

    • @johndomoe3735
      @johndomoe3735 2 года назад +6

      I thought he looked familiar

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 2 года назад +1

      one half of Middleditch and Schwartz

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 Год назад

      @SCOTT MILLER i highly doubt it hes super gay

    • @jasonbiddell7858
      @jasonbiddell7858 Год назад +1

      @SCOTT MILLERnah bro GOP will cancel him

  • @DieselD_OnTheMic
    @DieselD_OnTheMic Год назад +61

    I love coming back to these old CH videos and realizing the nondescript actor in them is now wildly famous.

  • @SamBao
    @SamBao 4 года назад +3641

    Drugs, porn mags, stabbings, and College humor's like "no mature content"

    • @SamBao
      @SamBao 4 года назад +94

      @@snarkylive I guess being overlysensitive is also part of American culture now as well. I don't recall shaming anyone with my comments

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 4 года назад +50

      Sam Bao and also people who have jokes fly over their head

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 4 года назад +24

      Did you mean:
      No, mature content!

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 года назад +30

      @@SamBao See that culture shaming reply, that was most likely 100% guaranteed a joke

    • @kekzeer6862
      @kekzeer6862 4 года назад +5

      also tutors and computers

  • @ilertargenthorne4639
    @ilertargenthorne4639 3 года назад +7849

    _"Stop having a boring life"_
    *"Stop having a boring knife"*
    Top Quotes

  • @TheMonsieurSalty
    @TheMonsieurSalty Год назад +884

    1:50 I love how he can barely contain his laugh.

  • @ThisNameWasTaken0
    @ThisNameWasTaken0 2 месяца назад +14

    This was the first CH video I saw. On the homepage. Thought it was the funniest thing ever when I saw it for the first time lol

  • @KickassRaider
    @KickassRaider 3 года назад +13877

    "Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers"
    *"COMPUTERS?"*
    Kills me every time 🤣

  • @skedos4498
    @skedos4498 7 лет назад +3723

    "Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life" Best line ever XD

  • @seankelly260
    @seankelly260 9 месяцев назад +9

    This is better than literally ALLL of SNL for the last twenty years !!!!

  • @jsingdreams1754
    @jsingdreams1754 Год назад +42

    2023 and this still makes me die of laughter.
    Also, I need the bloopers!

  • @BlurryLens3105
    @BlurryLens3105 6 лет назад +18066

    Leave it to CollegeHumor to make a skit that's still funny 15 years later.

  • @BallinBoy008
    @BallinBoy008 9 лет назад +4818

    When he threw that egg on the dead body, I instantly thought of HowToBasic

  • @NickDak1
    @NickDak1 2 года назад +31

    Oh man I remember when this came out. Still as funny as back then and it’s crazy that TM was in a classic CH video

    • @k1ng5urfer
      @k1ng5urfer Месяц назад +2

      He's in an absolute wackload of Jake and Amir episodes too as the one and only Doobs! He teased poor Amir relentlessly about his fathers terrifying spaghetti legs.

  • @tabithawilks4434
    @tabithawilks4434 Год назад +35

    13 years later and I still laugh at this far too much 🤣

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 8 лет назад +4595

    "Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers." - ShamWow Guy, 2009.

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 лет назад +18

      ***** Computas!

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 8 лет назад +5

      +Silver Spork Now I miss those Comp-USA stores... Those places were so cool. :/

    • @jakefarnish9941
      @jakefarnish9941 8 лет назад +3

      +DarkestofTimes I am the 100th liker

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 8 лет назад +1

      Arcamean I miss those Circuit Cities.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 8 лет назад +9

      "One stab, flesh wound. Two stabs, dead. Add an egg."

  • @sergiocruz162
    @sergiocruz162 3 года назад +7078

    Just now finding out that the whole joke about a hooker biting his tongue is TRUE. THE SHAMWOW GUY WAS REALLY IN JAIL FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

    • @Jachelo0112
      @Jachelo0112 3 года назад +142

      Did he went to prison?? i know he had troubles for the prostitute biting his junk but i think there were no chargues

    • @sergiocruz162
      @sergiocruz162 3 года назад +777

      @@Jachelo0112 Just finished reading the Wikipedia article, so I’m basically an expert now.
      While the Shamwow guy and a hooker were both arrested after he beat her because she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go, the two were soon released and the charges dropped.
      But had the Shamwow guy actually gone to jail, I chose to believe that this would happen.

    • @jackcimino4696
      @jackcimino4696 3 года назад +97

      Thank you so much Serg

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 3 года назад +85

      His go to jail back to busines and even joking about him go to jail

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад +14

      Bill bye he’s now a bad guy

  • @eriqlynn8947
    @eriqlynn8947 6 месяцев назад +6

    His “who are you talking to?” Gets me every time! 🙌🏻😂😂💯

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer Месяц назад +3

    one of the GOAT CH vids right here. Been coming back to rewatch this one every few years since high school.

  • @unxprienced9548
    @unxprienced9548 4 года назад +4956

    I didn’t even realize this was Tom Middleditch until watching this for the 50th time

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 года назад +28

      He always looks so tired

    • @swisherrat
      @swisherrat 4 года назад +21

      Who?

    • @willwheeler527
      @willwheeler527 4 года назад +107

      The Catalyst He’s the main actor for the show Silicon Valley on HBO

    • @kwamerusso4151
      @kwamerusso4151 4 года назад +6

      Who's tom middleditch?

    • @Jumbo_Chisel_Tip
      @Jumbo_Chisel_Tip 3 года назад +26

      Oh myyyy god how could I be so blind I’ve seen this like a million times! Good catch

  • @briansouthparkstudio1357
    @briansouthparkstudio1357 7 лет назад +2585

    "buy fast cuz i just killed two guys and i'm gone to get the electric chair"

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 7 лет назад +24

      ***** sure thing dada :P

    • @hameythehamster
      @hameythehamster 7 лет назад +27

      +Brian Warner Pretty ironic seeing as you can't even spell "yeah".

    • @rogerpowell6857
      @rogerpowell6857 7 лет назад +6

      Who spells it that way nowadays?

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 7 лет назад +6

      Roger Powell people that are not grammatically challenged

    • @vic1945
      @vic1945 7 лет назад +9

      Some people spell "yeah" different ways. For example :
      -Yeah
      -Yeh
      -Ye
      -Yah
      -Ya

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 Год назад +12

    "We're gonna do some real time alright so pay attention to me" while preparing to hit some bass is an underappreciated line.

  • @landonlastname6225
    @landonlastname6225 2 года назад +11

    Rest In Peace classic college humor. I was only ten watching this when it came out. Just classic

  • @brenfitz4560
    @brenfitz4560 6 лет назад +3631

    "HOOTERS, COOTERS, TUTORS, COMPUTERS!"

    • @tyrstark8673
      @tyrstark8673 6 лет назад +218

      ''Computers?????''

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 6 лет назад +49

      Ok check thiz out you gotta love thiz!

    • @storyman385
      @storyman385 6 лет назад +42

      Rodgy What are you in here for, huh?

    • @peesadface
      @peesadface 6 лет назад +75

      Story Man “I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit out of her”

    • @ButtMash1
      @ButtMash1 6 лет назад +49

      Okay guys you wanna get out of here? Of course you do. Okay, you tried everything. A spoon? Not on my watch. A file? Not happening. A rock-hammer? In your dreams. Okay, what you need to do is you gotta get back to the classics. Okay? A cake with a saw inside of it. Alright? Here you go. Boom. Bim bam bam. Ribbi-dam dam.

  • @xclpparasit3187
    @xclpparasit3187 5 лет назад +4369

    “Hooters,cooters,tutors,computers!” “Computers?” I like how he only questions computers instead of tutor XD

    • @shanestrickland5006
      @shanestrickland5006 5 лет назад +14

      That was the funnyest part to me.

    • @Diabl05564
      @Diabl05564 5 лет назад +64

      Why would he question tutors? Knowledge is sexy.

    • @RewtB33R
      @RewtB33R 4 года назад +15

      @@nellieeli5370 that's not the point of the question you no profile image, offending, non-textbook name havin' a$$.

    • @caleblafleur5675
      @caleblafleur5675 4 года назад +4

      Feels like a line from spaceballs

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 года назад +3

      Steve but what has more knowledge than a computer?

  • @pimpusmane
    @pimpusmane Год назад +16

    The way he throws the egg ham and pickle like he just made an inmate salad is priceless😂

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid Год назад

      One more stab and he’s breakfast

  • @menacingpyro2005
    @menacingpyro2005 Год назад +1

    This is a blessing every time it’s in my recommended. This is the only ad I’d buy from

  • @Andy-cz4xw
    @Andy-cz4xw 3 года назад +729

    'stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life."
    true words of inspiration

  • @bentep0511
    @bentep0511 4 года назад +3052

    After Pied Piper failed, Richard didn't actually travel but went to prison.

    • @HeisenMannj
      @HeisenMannj 4 года назад +82

      Finally some silicon valley viewer

    • @steveharrington6046
      @steveharrington6046 4 года назад +1

      Krishna Mohan yay

    • @deloreanjones4628
      @deloreanjones4628 4 года назад +5

      Is that the real actor? Because he looks just like him

    • @bentep0511
      @bentep0511 4 года назад +27

      @@deloreanjones4628 yep that's him. There are some actors who started in some old CH sketches, Aubrey Plaza is one.

    • @AlexandreBFK
      @AlexandreBFK 4 года назад +4

      bentep0511 you mean starred not started... Aubrey plaza was already on parks and rec when she did the CH sketches

  • @RATCONQUESO
    @RATCONQUESO 2 года назад +16

    I remember seeing this when it came out and it is still my favorite CH sketch by far

  • @sixshall
    @sixshall 2 года назад +2

    one of the best videos y'all uploaded

  • @thehandsomesquid8924
    @thehandsomesquid8924 3 года назад +2015

    “A hooker tried to bite your tongue?!?” Is my favorite line in the whole vid

    • @notcomedytv8854
      @notcomedytv8854 3 года назад +78

      That's actually how the shamwow guy went to jail

    • @Bravice
      @Bravice 2 года назад +15

      @The Handsome Squid best part is, it's true!

    • @laxnackecsgo1216
      @laxnackecsgo1216 2 года назад +19

      @@Bravice he never went to jail, prosecutors declined to press charges

    • @C4RL1NN
      @C4RL1NN 2 года назад +6

      Boi you gotta get the quote right

    • @ShahZahid
      @ShahZahid 2 года назад +3

      1:05

  • @needsmoreboosters4264
    @needsmoreboosters4264 6 лет назад +4040

    I like how everything he touches is contraband XD

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 6 лет назад +10

      Felix Björklund ur mum gay

    • @Big_papii
      @Big_papii 6 лет назад +41

      NeedsMoreBoosters even the pickle man those things are dangerous

    • @needsmoreboosters4264
      @needsmoreboosters4264 6 лет назад +59

      Felix Björklund The mug actually is, it could be made into a weapon. The playing cards might be if there is a big gambling problem.

    • @EdisonUSA
      @EdisonUSA 6 лет назад +27

      Felix Björklund State prisons. If you can’t get it from commissary, it’s probably contraband.

    • @oofdaddy6009
      @oofdaddy6009 6 лет назад +3

      Felix Björklund it's contraband because it dangerous you get paper cuts and that hurt so u gotta ban it in my prison.

  • @vollied4865
    @vollied4865 Год назад +1

    God this was a masterpiece, coming back to it I had some good moments in my childhood after all comedy was still comedy

  • @septicsorcerer9620
    @septicsorcerer9620 2 года назад +6

    The little breaking of character when he stabs the guy was the best

  • @NINJABUNNYization
    @NINJABUNNYization 8 лет назад +725

    ShamWow guy would then escape prison and go on to produce the finest compression algorithm the world has ever seen

    • @duvipearson6251
      @duvipearson6251 7 лет назад +19

      #realthugliving

    • @vatablous
      @vatablous 7 лет назад +3

      Great series ;)

    • @markkond8565
      @markkond8565 6 лет назад +5

      It was all based on his prison experience of having to jack four guys off at the same time.

  • @spengler2258
    @spengler2258 5 лет назад +4967

    I miss the old collegehumor- this is by far one of their best. This, Grammar Nazi, Sexually Confused Ninja and any POV are by far the best they’ve ever done.

    • @flyingbacon2802
      @flyingbacon2802 5 лет назад +47

      What about their batmn episodes

    • @spengler2258
      @spengler2258 5 лет назад +14

      Amari Knox Well I mean those go without saying

    • @LachlanFountain
      @LachlanFountain 5 лет назад +19

      all the writers have changed. it's 10 years, just how the sitcoms in the 90s were better

    • @Wes-pq4pl
      @Wes-pq4pl 5 лет назад +7

      Why are there so many people like you nowadays

    • @sunnynoriega4288
      @sunnynoriega4288 5 лет назад +8

      You look familiar...
      Brother?

  • @flashpast4511
    @flashpast4511 9 месяцев назад +1

    This might be the best thing they have ever made, and I’ve been watching this sketch since 2018

  • @TeritotheLegend
    @TeritotheLegend 3 года назад

    Years later and this funny ass video got me on the brink of crying from nostalgia.

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 10 лет назад +167

    "I can't do this all day, I just killed 2 guys, and now I'm gonna get the electric chair"

  • @GrimRT
    @GrimRT 8 лет назад +1306

    The guy from Silicon Valley :D

    • @adrianaclesmes1407
      @adrianaclesmes1407 7 лет назад +5

      +Tit Doobs is in a show?

    • @omalor
      @omalor 7 лет назад +89

      If only we could travel back in time and tell this guy that in 7 years, he will get nominated for an Emmy

    • @joshiepoopanther618
      @joshiepoopanther618 7 лет назад +1

      adriana clesmes hh

    • @AbeArmstrong
      @AbeArmstrong 7 лет назад +3

      crazy to think i first saw him here

    • @eliteorigin8181
      @eliteorigin8181 7 лет назад +36

      Why are you in jail?
      "I started a company called Pied Piper"

  • @tytanium654
    @tytanium654 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the best CollegeHumor videos, honestly.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад

    I remember watching this YEARS ago...damn this is a throw back to find this again

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 лет назад +3986

    I love the way that pickle bounces off the body

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 7 лет назад +163

    "Stop having a boring knife, Stop having a boring life"
    I've lived my life by those words ever since I first saw this video
    I'm also currently in jail for the next 20 years

  • @codywelter5302
    @codywelter5302 7 месяцев назад +2

    1:05 it’s the way he says it still makes me laugh 😂😂

  • @ProDMiner
    @ProDMiner Год назад

    Always find myself coming back to this lol

  • @goodchildm.a.a.durbanarea4739
    @goodchildm.a.a.durbanarea4739 8 лет назад +97

    Three stabs: Breakfast, I'm kidding.

  • @moongaming9684
    @moongaming9684 5 лет назад +687

    “Stop having a boring knife, Stop having a boring life” XD 😂😂😂

  • @borgegush379
    @borgegush379 3 года назад

    I love the fact that this video is 12 years old and yet I still find myself coming back to it.

  • @joshuagates2150
    @joshuagates2150 6 месяцев назад

    Had a genuine laugh my laugh came on real quick with that last line at the end pretty damn funny stuff can I start watching more of it

  • @bloodreaver6097
    @bloodreaver6097 4 года назад +1413

    Wasn't Collegehumor the best before they removed the "Hooh!" at the end

    • @NagasakiLicious
      @NagasakiLicious 3 года назад +8

      fowling snicker college hoohmor

    • @drewski2001
      @drewski2001 3 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 3 года назад +8

      The CEO ones are still pretty good imo

    • @maddog6433
      @maddog6433 3 года назад +3

      @@jackkraken3888 yeah, Brennan is a great actor

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 года назад +6

      It was a small sacrifice to have the 4th dimensional being in human form that is Brennan

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw 7 лет назад +3570

    I like how they referenced the Shamwow, Slap Chop and Schticky commercials

    • @Pondaz
      @Pondaz 6 лет назад +16

      Not schticky this was made before i think xD

    • @jah4496
      @jah4496 6 лет назад +3

      Mike's MOCS BILLY MEYES HERE

    • @destinbass1159
      @destinbass1159 6 лет назад +7

      Pondaz if not oh well if so that was some great foreshadowing XD

    • @Pondaz
      @Pondaz 6 лет назад +1

      Where was it that sounded like a schticky quote?

    • @Mike-eo1bw
      @Mike-eo1bw 6 лет назад +5

      Actually you know what, you're right about that. I think when I made this comment I was referring to the ending of the schticky commercial with the mugshot of him lol

  • @viagrabuffalo5141
    @viagrabuffalo5141 2 года назад +1

    Man even 12 years later and this is still golden af.

  • @flameguy3416
    @flameguy3416 Год назад +3

    What a great video. I'm sure CH is still producing skits like these!

  • @smaiiz1467
    @smaiiz1467 8 лет назад +534

    When collegehumor used to be good

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 7 лет назад +14

      When you used to .... oh wait, that never happened.

    • @introgauge
      @introgauge 7 лет назад +93

      before feminists took it over?

    • @Kekerro
      @Kekerro 7 лет назад +12

      Yes

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 6 лет назад +2

      Oh dear god did some liberal arts sorority girls get ahold of this thing? Oh well, there goes what could have been a great training ground for professional comedians.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 6 лет назад

      A bunch of triggered MRAs.

  • @AustinSlayer227
    @AustinSlayer227 6 лет назад +3296

    “Buy fast, you know I can’t do this all day, I just killed two guys and I’m gonna get the electric chair”
    - ShamWow guy 2009
    Wow, thanks for 2.6k likes!

    • @geheimeperson2102
      @geheimeperson2102 6 лет назад +5

      Rip

    • @ianzen
      @ianzen 6 лет назад +14

      Casually kills two big ass inmates.

    • @confidingrex85
      @confidingrex85 5 лет назад

      Austin Slayer227
      I didn't know Vince Offer killed someone

    • @conorbyrne6217
      @conorbyrne6217 5 лет назад

      I was reading that, exactly what he said that

    • @chief4332
      @chief4332 5 лет назад +1

      Fortnite = gay

  • @superegghead13
    @superegghead13 5 месяцев назад

    This skit has been my go to pick me up for quite a few years

  • @t3hr00tb33r
    @t3hr00tb33r Год назад

    Well over a decade. My buddies and I still reference this gem.

  • @BNDCT-pf8sb
    @BNDCT-pf8sb 4 года назад +401

    "Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life".

  • @jasongurganus9860
    @jasongurganus9860 9 лет назад +123

    its also a Zip gun.... OMG I laughed hysterically!!!

  • @austinharris414
    @austinharris414 2 года назад

    This was my favorite skit college humor did back in the day

  • @beensandchees
    @beensandchees 11 месяцев назад

    The only college humor skit thats lived in my head for 10 years pure gold

  • @crucifixmegabuster95
    @crucifixmegabuster95 7 лет назад +4082

    shamwow guy is a badass.

    • @5alks
      @5alks 6 лет назад +4

      So true

    • @djtimmy8750
      @djtimmy8750 6 лет назад +21

      megaman exe is he that guy from Silicon Valley?

    • @Sqib
      @Sqib 6 лет назад +1

      His name is Vince Offer.

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j 6 лет назад

      This changes everything

    • @ChaosExodus
      @ChaosExodus 6 лет назад

      More like Vince Offense

  • @neereh7800
    @neereh7800 6 лет назад +641

    I love the reason why he's in jail

    • @siracha4956
      @siracha4956 6 лет назад +119

      Kenji Reh base off a true story
      He did get arrested for aggravated assult after he punched a hooker for biting his tounge

    • @Equinox2149
      @Equinox2149 6 лет назад +51

      Rising Thunder probably trying to talk down the price

    • @ZombieGuy2401
      @ZombieGuy2401 5 лет назад +14

      Because it actually happened.
      But he was never charged

    • @SH3player
      @SH3player 5 лет назад +7

      @@siracha4956
      How is that assault and not self defense?

    • @utoons143
      @utoons143 5 лет назад

      Kenji Reh really?!

  • @vincentd.mercille1342
    @vincentd.mercille1342 2 года назад +6

    Can't believe this is the first time I saw Richard in my life before falling in love with Silicon Valley and I only NOW realise soooo many years later that I already saw him before 0.0

    • @blep668
      @blep668 2 года назад

      I know right? Blows my mind

  • @abysmalreign2207
    @abysmalreign2207 2 месяца назад +2

    RiP collegegumor, you had a good run

  • @DudetaketheBus
    @DudetaketheBus 9 лет назад +358

    "stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life".
    Arguably, one of the best CH videos they've made (IMO, hard to compete with "noob boyfriend", "the six", "every 7 seconds", and problems with jeggings xD)

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 9 лет назад +5

      don't forget blues clues with sherlock (what's with the indonesia)

    • @bobjeankins2639
      @bobjeankins2639 9 лет назад

      the g-wing Sarevok!

    • @DudetaketheBus
      @DudetaketheBus 9 лет назад

      stan thebossman yeah, I knew that...

    • @killua1293
      @killua1293 9 лет назад

      DudetaketheBus the tetris god is definitely up there

    • @dbaki3940
      @dbaki3940 9 лет назад +4

      DudetaketheBus Batman ones are great too.

  • @SoulKiller7Eternal
    @SoulKiller7Eternal 9 лет назад +345

    "I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair." Priceless!

    • @michaelalizzi3420
      @michaelalizzi3420 9 лет назад +1

      SoulKiller7Eternal actually its 2.99 but only if you call within the next 30 minutes

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 9 лет назад +1

      Michael Alizzi Wrong - the zip-gun cheese thing would be 2.99, normally illegal - the comedy is priceless.

    • @ATR2400-2
      @ATR2400-2 9 лет назад +2

      They don't do that in Canada thank god

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 9 лет назад

      ATR2004 And thats why canada is a bad country. Death penalty is a good idea and needs to be brought back.

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      @makandmatt9067 9 лет назад

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  • @m0nkeywrench
    @m0nkeywrench 2 года назад +2

    This skit is a CLASSIC

  • @skrrskrrrr99
    @skrrskrrrr99 3 года назад +7

    0:12 repeat button

  • @shmeemoi
    @shmeemoi 7 лет назад +187

    Hootas, Cootas, Tutas, Computas

    • @holyshit4782
      @holyshit4782 7 лет назад +16

      legokid0801 Computas?

    • @katrinathekitchen
      @katrinathekitchen 7 лет назад +4

      Hootas, cootas, tutas, computas, lootas, Femputer from Futurama, and a llama. Now this shit makes me feel like John Bender from The Breakfast Club, you all seem like The Beatles. The guy who looked like a hippo now looks like Rocky Dennis but with pure white skin.

  • @SteveAndersonNotoriousSA
    @SteveAndersonNotoriousSA 8 лет назад +69

    From Prison to Pied Piper: The Richard Hendriks Story.

  • @Hunting380
    @Hunting380 2 года назад +2

    This is still my favorite video on the internet XD

  • @tetrotany
    @tetrotany 3 года назад +1

    I literally watch this video daily it’s amazing

  • @poorboystry9111
    @poorboystry9111 4 года назад +440

    In spanish: "who are you talking to?"
    Salesman: "... who you talkin' too?"

  • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
    @paladinmaguireofbos3347 4 года назад +945

    This guy is so hilarious. He just stabbed a guy and threw pickles and eggs and ham on his corpse.

    • @Wolfoe-ex2jj
      @Wolfoe-ex2jj 4 года назад +23

      I love how the cuts in the edit when he throw the food on the corpse match the style of the infomercials.

    • @fallthefox699
      @fallthefox699 4 года назад +8

      hes the most deadly man in prison he can make things appear out of thin air and can make you buy something no matter how bad it is and still makes it look great

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 года назад +13

      Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @acetrainerj3277
      @acetrainerj3277 3 года назад +7

      He made breakfast

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 года назад +1

      He likes meat in his scrambled eggs although most people use ham or sausage.

  • @jimjones395
    @jimjones395 2 года назад +1

    Best laugh I've had in weeks. More!

  • @user_16309
    @user_16309 2 года назад

    I needed the laugh today. Thanks.

  • @thataintfalc0
    @thataintfalc0 3 года назад +192

    Remember Richard from Silicon Valley?
    This is him now.

    • @dexternever3146
      @dexternever3146 3 года назад +8

      Very surprised someone noticed it

    • @zayedadel8552
      @zayedadel8552 3 года назад +13

      @@dexternever3146 i am very surprised no one noticed it!!

    • @NbaLive4ever
      @NbaLive4ever 3 года назад +3

      @@dexternever3146 I just found this video on my feed and that was the first thing I did notice 😂

    • @TEP923
      @TEP923 2 года назад

      I was thinking Linus from Linus tech tips 😂

  • @mr.b4149
    @mr.b4149 6 лет назад +1742

    Thought it was Linus Tech Tips

  • @hitkid2456
    @hitkid2456 Год назад

    I saw the video listing and didn't catch the channel... So for just a second when I'm severely tired... Well Dell guy he ain't.

  • @JustWayve
    @JustWayve 2 года назад +1

    Seen this 12 years ago now it’s back…

  • @theactualcanadian8300
    @theactualcanadian8300 7 лет назад +76

    I miss this CollegeHumor

  • @over_shot893
    @over_shot893 3 года назад +2370

    I love that the reason hes in jail in the skit is actually why he went to jail 😂

    • @sonicbobomb15
      @sonicbobomb15 3 года назад +157

      Yeah no shit. They're not even joking when he stated why he's in jail.

    • @SteveJobzz
      @SteveJobzz 3 года назад +41

      Wait? The actor playing that guy wnet to jail?

    • @notmissingtoast9031
      @notmissingtoast9031 3 года назад +105

      @@SteveJobzz no the dude hes playing went to jail, shamwow guy actually beated a hooker

    • @teh-maxh
      @teh-maxh 3 года назад +25

      @Steven Anderson Well, he does say that she *tried* to bite his tongue off, not that she was actually succesful.

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail 2 года назад +8

      Obviously. Are you stupid? Why would they make up a *different* reason for him to be in jail..?? That defeats the whole idea of the video. Might as well make "Spongebob In Jail" if it's going to be pure fiction.

  • @AvengingEnder
    @AvengingEnder 10 месяцев назад

    What a great group of extras. You don't see this much anymore....

  • @mrsilenttarkov9425
    @mrsilenttarkov9425 3 года назад +4

    Im i the only one that appreciates the Shaw shank redemption reference with the hammer xDxD best part

  • @raphaelbret1952
    @raphaelbret1952 7 лет назад +108

    "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutly free."
    "You see that? My bat's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothing!"

  • @kansan6646
    @kansan6646 5 лет назад +229

    1:51 he almost laughed doing the skit

    • @JaggedSallad2004
      @JaggedSallad2004 4 года назад +14

      Now that you pointed it out, I hear it.

    • @7ORD6ANTI
      @7ORD6ANTI 4 года назад +6

      Fucki n 10 yrs never noticed hes just so good

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 2 года назад +16

    When u know the real story behind shamwow u literally know how god tier this is :D

  • @rcghalohell
    @rcghalohell 2 года назад

    man this gold is something you cant get anymore

  • @SaabStory636
    @SaabStory636 3 года назад +228

    This sketch is actually so funny, it still holds up

  • @TheRealTaco
    @TheRealTaco 7 лет назад +200

    best skit ever

  • @kylewillman923
    @kylewillman923 2 года назад

    Still one of the best videos.

  • @amazement56
    @amazement56 Год назад

    nicely done!! added to my day