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@@flatmoonmagic455 That's his stage name. I remember when he auditioned for CATS. He didn't get the part but more importantly, he chased after his dreams.
He's in an absolute wackload of Jake and Amir episodes too as the one and only Doobs! He teased poor Amir relentlessly about his fathers terrifying spaghetti legs.
Okay guys you wanna get out of here? Of course you do. Okay, you tried everything. A spoon? Not on my watch. A file? Not happening. A rock-hammer? In your dreams. Okay, what you need to do is you gotta get back to the classics. Okay? A cake with a saw inside of it. Alright? Here you go. Boom. Bim bam bam. Ribbi-dam dam.
@@Jachelo0112 Just finished reading the Wikipedia article, so I’m basically an expert now. While the Shamwow guy and a hooker were both arrested after he beat her because she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go, the two were soon released and the charges dropped. But had the Shamwow guy actually gone to jail, I chose to believe that this would happen.
I miss the old collegehumor- this is by far one of their best. This, Grammar Nazi, Sexually Confused Ninja and any POV are by far the best they’ve ever done.
Actually you know what, you're right about that. I think when I made this comment I was referring to the ending of the schticky commercial with the mugshot of him lol
“Buy fast, you know I can’t do this all day, I just killed two guys and I’m gonna get the electric chair” - ShamWow guy 2009 Wow, thanks for 2.6k likes!
"Stop having a boring knife, Stop having a boring life" I've lived my life by those words ever since I first saw this video I'm also currently in jail for the next 20 years
hes the most deadly man in prison he can make things appear out of thin air and can make you buy something no matter how bad it is and still makes it look great
Obviously. Are you stupid? Why would they make up a *different* reason for him to be in jail..?? That defeats the whole idea of the video. Might as well make "Spongebob In Jail" if it's going to be pure fiction.
Hootas, cootas, tutas, computas, lootas, Femputer from Futurama, and a llama. Now this shit makes me feel like John Bender from The Breakfast Club, you all seem like The Beatles. The guy who looked like a hippo now looks like Rocky Dennis but with pure white skin.
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Oh dear god did some liberal arts sorority girls get ahold of this thing? Oh well, there goes what could have been a great training ground for professional comedians.
"stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life". Arguably, one of the best CH videos they've made (IMO, hard to compete with "noob boyfriend", "the six", "every 7 seconds", and problems with jeggings xD)
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"boring knife, boring life" now that's a sales pitch
First
Second
Third
What
4th
"Add an egg, ham, a pickle, three stabs, breakfast. I'm kidding."
Best part in my opinion
Yeah because it was taken from the slap chop video
@@gjuliancantu3147 I'm fully aware, my boi
Mister Roller we’re not in Detroit in the year 2038
You’re entitled to your opinion I suppose
I agree hahaha👌
1:50 I love how he can barely contain his laugh.
Gim?
The way the pickle just instantly falls away is hilarious
Considering its the Silicon Valley guy, this shit is gold!
Man that actor has range!
He plays Terry on Solar Opposites too. So different from his character on Silicon Valley and not just cause he's an alien.
I thought he looked familiar
one half of Middleditch and Schwartz
@SCOTT MILLER i highly doubt it hes super gay
@SCOTT MILLERnah bro GOP will cancel him
I still think the best part of this is the guy nodding after “and this guy’s a hippo”. He’s just like, “Yeah I see it.”
Absolutely
I come back to this video periodically specifically for that moment
I came to the video because I watched this years ago when I was ignoring you people
yeah
It seems to me more like "Yeah he got good shit."
"Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers"
*"COMPUTERS?"*
Kills me every time 🤣
Only one reply?
@@massivelegend5209 now there's 2
4
5
6
I love how at the end he knew what he did was wrong, but didn’t care since he had to demonstrate his product. A true tv salesman.
This actor very accurately gives off the same energy as Vince and that's awesome
His name is Penis Anthony Doubligné, more commonly known as "Doobs."
Thomas Middleditch rules
@@flatmoonmagic455 That's his stage name. I remember when he auditioned for CATS. He didn't get the part but more importantly, he chased after his dreams.
@@CubsWin2012He had moxy!
_"Stop having a boring life"_
*"Stop having a boring knife"*
Top Quotes
Its the other way around
Agreed
Facts
The slap chop!
how did you even get this wrong it barely makes any sense
Stop having a boring knife
Stop having a boring life
+Kick OfTragedy wow I just watched a video where a guy said the exact same thing, it's almost like we watched the same video!
+Somerandom Me too now thats weird...No, thats ShamWOW
+Kick OfTragedy My favorite line XD.
Words to live by
but is it stattrak?
I love coming back to these old CH videos and realizing the nondescript actor in them is now wildly famous.
who?
This was the first CH video I saw. On the homepage. Thought it was the funniest thing ever when I saw it for the first time lol
Drugs, porn mags, stabbings, and College humor's like "no mature content"
@@snarkylive I guess being overlysensitive is also part of American culture now as well. I don't recall shaming anyone with my comments
Sam Bao and also people who have jokes fly over their head
Did you mean:
No, mature content!
@@SamBao See that culture shaming reply, that was most likely 100% guaranteed a joke
also tutors and computers
"Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life" Best line ever XD
true
he speaks the true truth
Jacob maze I need a new knife
ya like jazz
I think that was a vince offer quote
2023 and this still makes me die of laughter.
Also, I need the bloopers!
This is better than literally ALLL of SNL for the last twenty years !!!!
When he threw that egg on the dead body, I instantly thought of HowToBasic
Brandon Cole same
Brandon Cole yep XD
Brandon Cole But before HowToBasic. But he could have been the shamwow guy in this video before his channel.
Brandon Cole same
SAME
Leave it to CollegeHumor to make a skit that's still funny 14 years later.
@Paul Martin Present Day CollegeHumor us mostly cringy...
*10
Costkitten old ch
10
Correction
10 years later
Oh man I remember when this came out. Still as funny as back then and it’s crazy that TM was in a classic CH video
He's in an absolute wackload of Jake and Amir episodes too as the one and only Doobs! He teased poor Amir relentlessly about his fathers terrifying spaghetti legs.
His “who are you talking to?” Gets me every time! 🙌🏻😂😂💯
"Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers." - ShamWow Guy, 2009.
***** Computas!
+Silver Spork Now I miss those Comp-USA stores... Those places were so cool. :/
+DarkestofTimes I am the 100th liker
Arcamean I miss those Circuit Cities.
"One stab, flesh wound. Two stabs, dead. Add an egg."
I didn’t even realize this was Tom Middleditch until watching this for the 50th time
He always looks so tired
Who?
The Catalyst He’s the main actor for the show Silicon Valley on HBO
Who's tom middleditch?
Oh myyyy god how could I be so blind I’ve seen this like a million times! Good catch
one of the GOAT CH vids right here. Been coming back to rewatch this one every few years since high school.
13 years later and I still laugh at this far too much 🤣
“Hooters,cooters,tutors,computers!” “Computers?” I like how he only questions computers instead of tutor XD
That was the funnyest part to me.
Why would he question tutors? Knowledge is sexy.
@@nellieeli5370 that's not the point of the question you no profile image, offending, non-textbook name havin' a$$.
Feels like a line from spaceballs
Steve but what has more knowledge than a computer?
"HOOTERS, COOTERS, TUTORS, COMPUTERS!"
''Computers?????''
Ok check thiz out you gotta love thiz!
Rodgy What are you in here for, huh?
Story Man “I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit out of her”
Okay guys you wanna get out of here? Of course you do. Okay, you tried everything. A spoon? Not on my watch. A file? Not happening. A rock-hammer? In your dreams. Okay, what you need to do is you gotta get back to the classics. Okay? A cake with a saw inside of it. Alright? Here you go. Boom. Bim bam bam. Ribbi-dam dam.
This is a blessing every time it’s in my recommended. This is the only ad I’d buy from
The way he throws the egg ham and pickle like he just made an inmate salad is priceless😂
One more stab and he’s breakfast
“A hooker tried to bite your tongue?!?” Is my favorite line in the whole vid
That's actually how the shamwow guy went to jail
@The Handsome Squid best part is, it's true!
@@Bravice he never went to jail, prosecutors declined to press charges
Boi you gotta get the quote right
1:05
Just now finding out that the whole joke about a hooker biting his tongue is TRUE. THE SHAMWOW GUY WAS REALLY IN JAIL FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
Did he went to prison?? i know he had troubles for the prostitute biting his junk but i think there were no chargues
@@Jachelo0112 Just finished reading the Wikipedia article, so I’m basically an expert now.
While the Shamwow guy and a hooker were both arrested after he beat her because she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go, the two were soon released and the charges dropped.
But had the Shamwow guy actually gone to jail, I chose to believe that this would happen.
Thank you so much Serg
His go to jail back to busines and even joking about him go to jail
Bill bye he’s now a bad guy
Rest In Peace classic college humor. I was only ten watching this when it came out. Just classic
I remember seeing this when it came out and it is still my favorite CH sketch by far
I like how everything he touches is contraband XD
Felix Björklund ur mum gay
NeedsMoreBoosters even the pickle man those things are dangerous
Felix Björklund The mug actually is, it could be made into a weapon. The playing cards might be if there is a big gambling problem.
Felix Björklund State prisons. If you can’t get it from commissary, it’s probably contraband.
Felix Björklund it's contraband because it dangerous you get paper cuts and that hurt so u gotta ban it in my prison.
After Pied Piper failed, Richard didn't actually travel but went to prison.
Finally some silicon valley viewer
Krishna Mohan yay
Is that the real actor? Because he looks just like him
@@deloreanjones4628 yep that's him. There are some actors who started in some old CH sketches, Aubrey Plaza is one.
bentep0511 you mean starred not started... Aubrey plaza was already on parks and rec when she did the CH sketches
"We're gonna do some real time alright so pay attention to me" while preparing to hit some bass is an underappreciated line.
Years later and this funny ass video got me on the brink of crying from nostalgia.
"buy fast cuz i just killed two guys and i'm gone to get the electric chair"
***** sure thing dada :P
+Brian Warner Pretty ironic seeing as you can't even spell "yeah".
Who spells it that way nowadays?
Roger Powell people that are not grammatically challenged
Some people spell "yeah" different ways. For example :
-Yeah
-Yeh
-Ye
-Yah
-Ya
'stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life."
true words of inspiration
God this was a masterpiece, coming back to it I had some good moments in my childhood after all comedy was still comedy
one of the best videos y'all uploaded
I miss the old collegehumor- this is by far one of their best. This, Grammar Nazi, Sexually Confused Ninja and any POV are by far the best they’ve ever done.
What about their batmn episodes
Amari Knox Well I mean those go without saying
all the writers have changed. it's 10 years, just how the sitcoms in the 90s were better
Why are there so many people like you nowadays
You look familiar...
Brother?
I love the way that pickle bounces off the body
PIIIICKLLLLE RIIIICKKKKK!!!!!
Wink wink
I bet you do!
Go Rick gooo!!!!!
I wish i could lol
I remember watching this YEARS ago...damn this is a throw back to find this again
Had a genuine laugh my laugh came on real quick with that last line at the end pretty damn funny stuff can I start watching more of it
I like how they referenced the Shamwow, Slap Chop and Schticky commercials
Not schticky this was made before i think xD
Mike's MOCS BILLY MEYES HERE
Pondaz if not oh well if so that was some great foreshadowing XD
Where was it that sounded like a schticky quote?
Actually you know what, you're right about that. I think when I made this comment I was referring to the ending of the schticky commercial with the mugshot of him lol
ShamWow guy would then escape prison and go on to produce the finest compression algorithm the world has ever seen
#realthugliving
Great series ;)
It was all based on his prison experience of having to jack four guys off at the same time.
This might be the best thing they have ever made, and I’ve been watching this sketch since 2018
I love the fact that this video is 12 years old and yet I still find myself coming back to it.
The guy from Silicon Valley :D
+Tit Doobs is in a show?
If only we could travel back in time and tell this guy that in 7 years, he will get nominated for an Emmy
adriana clesmes hh
crazy to think i first saw him here
Why are you in jail?
"I started a company called Pied Piper"
“Stop having a boring knife, Stop having a boring life” XD 😂😂😂
This is one of the best CollegeHumor videos, honestly.
What a great video. I'm sure CH is still producing skits like these!
They are not.
Three stabs: Breakfast, I'm kidding.
shamwow guy is a badass.
So true
megaman exe is he that guy from Silicon Valley?
His name is Vince Offer.
This changes everything
More like Vince Offense
Always find myself coming back to this lol
This skit has been my go to pick me up for quite a few years
"Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life".
I didn't know linus had a side gig as an infomercial guy
Elon entered chat.
“Buy fast, you know I can’t do this all day, I just killed two guys and I’m gonna get the electric chair”
- ShamWow guy 2009
Wow, thanks for 2.6k likes!
Rip
Casually kills two big ass inmates.
Austin Slayer227
I didn't know Vince Offer killed someone
I was reading that, exactly what he said that
Fortnite = gay
The only college humor skit thats lived in my head for 10 years pure gold
Man even 12 years later and this is still golden af.
"I can't do this all day, I just killed 2 guys, and now I'm gonna get the electric chair"
I also watched that video.
I'm surprised nobody broke your 69 likes yet
Holy crap 109 likes! Thx Guys!
L0rdLexan01 you now have 144
ikr
Wasn't Collegehumor the best before they removed the "Hooh!" at the end
fowling snicker college hoohmor
Yep
The CEO ones are still pretty good imo
@@jackkraken3888 yeah, Brennan is a great actor
It was a small sacrifice to have the 4th dimensional being in human form that is Brennan
This was my favorite skit college humor did back in the day
Best laugh I've had in weeks. More!
In spanish: "who are you talking to?"
Salesman: "... who you talkin' too?"
Thought that was Russian 🤔
It was Spanish but like… Dominican Spanish
"Stop having a boring knife, Stop having a boring life"
I've lived my life by those words ever since I first saw this video
I'm also currently in jail for the next 20 years
Well over a decade. My buddies and I still reference this gem.
I literally watch this video daily it’s amazing
its also a Zip gun.... OMG I laughed hysterically!!!
it`s*
Jr Nuguid lol wow
Jr Nuguid it's*****
***** dude.. Fuck off lol.
***** It's*******
This guy is so hilarious. He just stabbed a guy and threw pickles and eggs and ham on his corpse.
I love how the cuts in the edit when he throw the food on the corpse match the style of the infomercials.
hes the most deadly man in prison he can make things appear out of thin air and can make you buy something no matter how bad it is and still makes it look great
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
He made breakfast
He likes meat in his scrambled eggs although most people use ham or sausage.
This is still my favorite video on the internet XD
I needed the laugh today. Thanks.
I love that the reason hes in jail in the skit is actually why he went to jail 😂
Yeah no shit. They're not even joking when he stated why he's in jail.
Wait? The actor playing that guy wnet to jail?
@@SteveJobzz no the dude hes playing went to jail, shamwow guy actually beated a hooker
@Steven Anderson Well, he does say that she *tried* to bite his tongue off, not that she was actually succesful.
Obviously. Are you stupid? Why would they make up a *different* reason for him to be in jail..?? That defeats the whole idea of the video. Might as well make "Spongebob In Jail" if it's going to be pure fiction.
I swear that saw is larger than the cake it was smuggled in.
The cake's bigger on the inside
+Crick1952 xD tardis referance? or no?
bowl o'rice
Yes
+bowl o'rice It's wibbly wobbly timey-whimey stuff!
I _saw_ that as well.
I saw the video listing and didn't catch the channel... So for just a second when I'm severely tired... Well Dell guy he ain't.
nicely done!! added to my day
1:51 he almost laughed doing the skit
Now that you pointed it out, I hear it.
Fucki n 10 yrs never noticed hes just so good
"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutly free."
"You see that? My bat's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothing!"
Love this do a part 2
Every time I come back to this, it gets better. This is the guy they mean when they say they know a guy who'll eat you for breakfast
I love the reason why he's in jail
Kenji Reh base off a true story
He did get arrested for aggravated assult after he punched a hooker for biting his tounge
Rising Thunder probably trying to talk down the price
Because it actually happened.
But he was never charged
@@siracha4956
How is that assault and not self defense?
Kenji Reh really?!
best skit ever
What a great group of extras. You don't see this much anymore....
The little breaking of character when he stabs the guy was the best
Hootas, Cootas, Tutas, Computas
legokid0801 Computas?
Hootas, cootas, tutas, computas, lootas, Femputer from Futurama, and a llama. Now this shit makes me feel like John Bender from The Breakfast Club, you all seem like The Beatles. The guy who looked like a hippo now looks like Rocky Dennis but with pure white skin.
From Prison to Pied Piper: The Richard Hendriks Story.
This skit is a CLASSIC
The fact that there are so many references to his different commercials here. They did their homework and applied it well. 10/10 shit
"I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair." Priceless!
SoulKiller7Eternal actually its 2.99 but only if you call within the next 30 minutes
Michael Alizzi Wrong - the zip-gun cheese thing would be 2.99, normally illegal - the comedy is priceless.
They don't do that in Canada thank god
ATR2004 And thats why canada is a bad country. Death penalty is a good idea and needs to be brought back.
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Thought it was Linus Tech Tips
AYYY
Linus Prison Tips
Same
I was about to comment the same thing xDDDDD
Literally got this suggested after a Linus vid. Wtf.
Seen this 12 years ago now it’s back…
Still one of the best videos.
1:48 I love how he laughs, you know he had to have lost it and the take ended there
3 Stabs breakfast
I WAS DRINKING GINGER ALE DURING THIS ONE IT MESSED UP MY KEY BOARD
I feel like this is 'How to Basic' with narration
Just because of the one egg?
no his videos are narrated by his infernal screams and grunts that only a few trained ears can understand
How TF have I missed this video for 11 damn years.
"Computers!?"
That line, delivery and all, still lives rent free in my head.
When collegehumor used to be good
When you used to .... oh wait, that never happened.
before feminists took it over?
Yes
Oh dear god did some liberal arts sorority girls get ahold of this thing? Oh well, there goes what could have been a great training ground for professional comedians.
A bunch of triggered MRAs.
"stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life".
Arguably, one of the best CH videos they've made (IMO, hard to compete with "noob boyfriend", "the six", "every 7 seconds", and problems with jeggings xD)
don't forget blues clues with sherlock (what's with the indonesia)
the g-wing Sarevok!
stan thebossman yeah, I knew that...
DudetaketheBus the tetris god is definitely up there
DudetaketheBus Batman ones are great too.
man this gold is something you cant get anymore
Love this skit!