Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • You're going to be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with Slap Chop! Watch the original extended infomercial.
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    To order the Slap Chop, visit slapchop.com

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  • @uhjerelyn
    @uhjerelyn 5 лет назад +12634

    “Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”.
    Obese health rates drops to 0%

    • @alex_me
      @alex_me 5 лет назад +13

      Yes, just yes

    • @ree3197
      @ree3197 5 лет назад +28

      Cuts to fat guy who loves it

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 5 лет назад +7

      I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 лет назад +3

      LiL Jerry I think not!

    • @ChrististKing
      @ChrististKing 5 лет назад +4

      Puts hot dogs and cheese

  • @eg9847
    @eg9847 5 лет назад +3091

    “Stop having a boring tuna”
    *Speech 100*

  • @SproingleDoingle
    @SproingleDoingle 10 месяцев назад +1146

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
    I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.

    • @spritzerland658
      @spritzerland658 10 месяцев назад +16

      hearted comment? give me one

    • @e.b.6144
      @e.b.6144 9 месяцев назад +8

      @SproingleDoingle: Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now.

    • @thomastosson565
      @thomastosson565 9 месяцев назад +4

      I never even liked Tuna 💀

    • @joaquinvaleri7022
      @joaquinvaleri7022 Месяц назад +1

      Hello

    • @bigboi9856
      @bigboi9856 11 дней назад

      Stop having boring nuts

  • @samdec11
    @samdec11 9 месяцев назад +256

    His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”

  • @irmarodriguez5048
    @irmarodriguez5048 4 года назад +11871

    “Tacos
    Fettuccine
    Linguini
    Martini
    Bikini”

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 4 года назад +5163

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”
    Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*

  • @ayyyitscookie
    @ayyyitscookie Год назад +722

    "you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.

    • @alexperson4503
      @alexperson4503 11 месяцев назад +11

      I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way

    • @billtooke6642
      @billtooke6642 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres.
      'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"

    • @LangThoughts
      @LangThoughts 10 месяцев назад +5

      "'til your Bifocal curious!"

    • @toadonwheels
      @toadonwheels 7 месяцев назад +1

      "You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 17 дней назад

      You add the pickle

  • @Matcha_Biscuit
    @Matcha_Biscuit Год назад +87

    "You're gonna love my nuts"
    "This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore"
    "Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."

    • @beekeeperq3224
      @beekeeperq3224 9 месяцев назад +3

      Best of 👍

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 7 месяцев назад +5

      “Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 лет назад +3950

    *"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"*
    *"stop having a boring life"*
    I feel exposed

  • @shizuru-2809
    @shizuru-2809 4 года назад +6905

    "Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time."
    We did it boys, Obesity is no more!

    • @VerirrterWaschbaer
      @VerirrterWaschbaer 4 года назад +30

      Finally, Mexico has the fattest people!

    • @ashscar5686
      @ashscar5686 4 года назад +7

      That part killed me 😂

    • @tina-jt7pj
      @tina-jt7pj 4 года назад +2

      Koi Koyota okay?

    • @bellayourfella5504
      @bellayourfella5504 4 года назад +6

      Richard 1 obesity rate drops to 0

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 года назад +1

      @@VerirrterWaschbaer no Americans.

  • @olyeller9446
    @olyeller9446 9 месяцев назад +276

    The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌

    • @Gmo401
      @Gmo401 8 месяцев назад +4

      Man yeeted before yeet was a word

    • @brandonguild1666
      @brandonguild1666 6 месяцев назад +4

      I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still

    • @wencelf
      @wencelf 5 месяцев назад +4

      In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 4 месяца назад

      You need to go outside and touch some grass.

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 4 месяца назад

      @@Gmo401speak English.

  • @darkisdork4959
    @darkisdork4959 10 месяцев назад +114

    been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales

    • @Ochreification
      @Ochreification 5 месяцев назад +7

      Not only does it slap, it also chops!

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад +2432

    *Slap Chop Executives 2019*:
    “why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?”
    “Well it appears that RUclips is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”

    • @zodtastelikeapotato
      @zodtastelikeapotato 5 лет назад +1

      Also from the meme

    • @tttc
      @tttc 5 лет назад

      @@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 лет назад

      You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад

      Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞

    • @marissaj1206
      @marissaj1206 5 лет назад +1

      Dont forget the _graty_

  • @luisriosvillarroel
    @luisriosvillarroel 4 года назад +2391

    1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 4 года назад +3

      nah

    • @fernandosanchez9726
      @fernandosanchez9726 4 года назад +91

      For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious

    • @Kiwyexe
      @Kiwyexe 4 года назад +29

      It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted

    • @bombaclatudunoutere888
      @bombaclatudunoutere888 4 года назад +15

      They obviously practice this and do it over and over again

    • @wyitzyk
      @wyitzyk 4 года назад +1

      Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 10 месяцев назад +71

    to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.

    • @ValFolarin
      @ValFolarin 10 месяцев назад +2

      Would you recommend it? I am thinking about buying it

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 4 месяца назад +10

      Does it slap?

    • @martinauby5464
      @martinauby5464 3 месяца назад

      how does it slap?

    • @ricksanchez5949
      @ricksanchez5949 Месяц назад

      That's great. You always wonder about lifespan.

  • @xSkankHunt42
    @xSkankHunt42 Год назад +55

    This dude could sell water to the ocean

    • @NoteBard
      @NoteBard 16 дней назад

      Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

  • @nelip5170
    @nelip5170 4 года назад +17305

    Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 4 года назад +319

      It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation

    • @fodee4313
      @fodee4313 4 года назад +10

      Ouh... stop being so stupid kid

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 4 года назад +32

      Words to live by.

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 4 года назад +11

      @@chickmagnet1497 🤣

    • @daydances752
      @daydances752 4 года назад +25

      Your gonna have an exciting life

  • @noellevanhove1458
    @noellevanhove1458 5 лет назад +4533

    Stop having boring tuna
    Stop having a boring life
    Chopped tuna = exciting life
    🙏

    • @danielscutaru6682
      @danielscutaru6682 5 лет назад +3

      Woooooow

    • @FHDTV
      @FHDTV 5 лет назад +7

      Stop having a boring knife
      Stop having a boring life

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 5 лет назад +1

      @@FHDTV ayyyyyy

    • @tarzan7447
      @tarzan7447 5 лет назад

      hotel = trivago

    • @hiyoriiki1155
      @hiyoriiki1155 5 лет назад +2

      Another Dutch person that plays league of legends. Fk yaaah hey uwu

  • @TheSuz23
    @TheSuz23 11 месяцев назад +57

    Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.

  • @funkytoasts4768
    @funkytoasts4768 Год назад +43

    Honestly the slap chop is a genius product. A product that can cut things easily and cleaned. Think about it imagine you have arthritis or cerebral palsy the slap chop can allow someone with those conditions to cook more and eat healthy. Products that are for as seen on TV are usually made for the 1% of people but advertised to everyone

    • @hardtymz2517
      @hardtymz2517 11 месяцев назад +7

      slap those problems away, Big Boi!

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yes the cerebral palsy person can even headbutt the slap chop. Can it really be cleaned easily though -did you see the acute angles on those blades when he opened it up?

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de 4 года назад +2443

    1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking

    • @randompersonasdf
      @randompersonasdf 4 года назад +98

      took at least 100 takes though

    • @cristiancin
      @cristiancin 4 года назад +95

      In the spanish version he throws it at the window and literally *destroys* the blind

    • @furrytwink
      @furrytwink 4 года назад +35

      WHY DID I HEAR SHATTERING

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 4 года назад +4

      @@furrytwink yeah

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 4 года назад +2

      XD

  • @MichaelGrbg
    @MichaelGrbg 4 года назад +1023

    "Stop having a boring life"
    I feel it is a personal attack against me.

    • @albertobalsalm3473
      @albertobalsalm3473 4 года назад +14

      Chops the fucking tuna
      "you're gonna have an exciting life now"

  • @truthreignsforever9286
    @truthreignsforever9286 11 месяцев назад +8

    “Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!”
    Lol 😂

  • @DS-lk3tx
    @DS-lk3tx 10 месяцев назад +15

    Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂

  • @adelinadiaz9329
    @adelinadiaz9329 5 лет назад +29592

    Stop having a boring tuna
    Stop having a BORING life

    • @KangHaerin001
      @KangHaerin001 5 лет назад +49

      Xd

    • @user-ym1nf6el9m
      @user-ym1nf6el9m 5 лет назад +698

      *"Now your going to have a nice tuna salad, your going to have an exciting life now"*

    • @xafurus
      @xafurus 5 лет назад +247

      Getting attacked by a commercial from 9 years ago

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +6

      ;(

    • @taehyungismylife3218
      @taehyungismylife3218 5 лет назад +9

      Ur chanel photo awwwwww its sooo cute

  • @AmazingZeop
    @AmazingZeop 4 года назад +3315

    “Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini”
    I agree.

    • @ilovecarti123
      @ilovecarti123 4 года назад +39

      Zeop watch out uncultured rappers, i think we found our selves a new rapper in town

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 4 года назад +23

      TOTELLINI

    • @MooseFlame
      @MooseFlame 4 года назад +10

      Hotel?, Trivago

    • @tuxedobike4067
      @tuxedobike4067 4 года назад +4

      It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny grater for your fettuccine

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 4 года назад

      Cappelini

  • @theJORDYNshow
    @theJORDYNshow 9 месяцев назад +7

    the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now

    • @jeffjeffries8924
      @jeffjeffries8924 9 месяцев назад +1

      No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me

  • @alexverdin6346
    @alexverdin6346 3 месяца назад +4

    Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno

  • @lo1686
    @lo1686 5 лет назад +1493

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly,
    He slap dem snaccs

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 5 лет назад +5

      Why's there a modern meme in the comment section of this relic? Oh, right...RUclips's claaassic reccomendations.

    • @JustA.Person
      @JustA.Person 5 лет назад +1

      You ruined it when you put the snacc in plural

    • @youngmetro3times849
      @youngmetro3times849 5 лет назад +2

      Strooly fortnite pfp stfu

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @dimitri3473
      @dimitri3473 5 лет назад

      fortnite lol

  • @ariyac2428
    @ariyac2428 4 года назад +1646

    “life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”

  • @jaredreynold6336
    @jaredreynold6336 11 месяцев назад +4

    "One slap. SALAD!"
    I AM loving this!

  • @lostmeme9862
    @lostmeme9862 10 месяцев назад +5

    “If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.

  • @In4li4
    @In4li4 5 лет назад +525

    “Stop having a boring life”
    *slap chops tuna in half,along with salad”
    “Your gonna have an exciting life now”

  • @anniechen7618
    @anniechen7618 4 года назад +908

    “ We’re gonna make America SKINNY again, ONe slap aT a tImE “ 💀💀💀

    • @Jefferu_Nintendomoto
      @Jefferu_Nintendomoto 4 года назад +1

      Hail comrade Vince!

    • @alixo_
      @alixo_ 4 года назад

      i wanna like it but its at 666

    • @retrodull8796
      @retrodull8796 4 года назад

      Jefferu Nintendomoto t la

    • @pzvideoart9889
      @pzvideoart9889 4 года назад

      We’re gonna make America great again reference before trump was in office, wow the slap chop is to great

    • @carcinocatnip7044
      @carcinocatnip7044 4 года назад

      skinny legenddd

  • @QuietTravelVideos
    @QuietTravelVideos 4 месяца назад +4

    “We always watched this commercial, but never got the product”
    - a wise man

  • @TrevVision
    @TrevVision Год назад +3

    I could watch this every day
    I do watch this every day

  • @chloe8554
    @chloe8554 4 года назад +3501

    That nut joke doesn’t seem right.

    • @sweetea777
      @sweetea777 4 года назад +36

      Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”

    • @Alex-gw9js
      @Alex-gw9js 4 года назад +1

      Lol #2019gang

    • @06bollah_25
      @06bollah_25 4 года назад +21

      YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS

    • @rdxt2474
      @rdxt2474 4 года назад +4

      You can do everything in the cover

    • @chloe8554
      @chloe8554 4 года назад

      Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand

  • @user-ey5eb7ks3x
    @user-ey5eb7ks3x 4 года назад +820

    And you get the *GOLIC*
    And here’s the *GOLIC*
    These skin is the *GOLIC*
    You’re gonna eat more *GOLIC*

  • @stark102088
    @stark102088 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Look one chop, SALAD!”
    chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.

  • @truthreignsforever9286
    @truthreignsforever9286 11 месяцев назад +7

    Lol, love this guy! Such a infomercial professional. He cracks me up

  • @youraverageguy2495
    @youraverageguy2495 4 года назад +8877

    _STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._
    *I felt that*

  • @thatwasablessin932
    @thatwasablessin932 4 года назад +4004

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time”
    *quite a violent way to solve obesity*

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore.”
    You’re right. I’ll change for you, Vince.

  • @brianseo477
    @brianseo477 10 месяцев назад +2

    Have to come back to these classics once in a while.

  • @StagnantMizu
    @StagnantMizu 5 лет назад +2154

    Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore
    Me: sold

    • @sulphuuur
      @sulphuuur 5 лет назад +11

      Finally someone who noticed

    • @southerncross4wd605
      @southerncross4wd605 5 лет назад +2

      vladimir1256 I know aye😂

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 5 лет назад

      R I G H T

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 5 лет назад

      O shit that's deep

    • @ooga_booga_3699
      @ooga_booga_3699 4 года назад

      RULE 69 the only time some one should use the word deep is when there is a hole involved

  • @johnr8820
    @johnr8820 4 года назад +619

    “Make America Skinny Again” this man was so before his time

  • @mellowsauce7633
    @mellowsauce7633 11 месяцев назад +1

    I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good

  • @valerieodonnell6764
    @valerieodonnell6764 Год назад +3

    This is so nostalgic for me. A great pick me up for my mood.

  • @tulip135
    @tulip135 4 года назад +1686

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again”
    Did this video highkey just predict Donald Trump

    • @noworries129
      @noworries129 4 года назад +34

      The script is leaking

    • @Stevethe11th
      @Stevethe11th 4 года назад +7

      Kahzu no trump was the first person to ever come up with it. Every word he speaks is pure gold.

    • @crowmaster9652
      @crowmaster9652 4 года назад +4

      Somehow I feel like Trump couldn't resist using this line

    • @joshwah1120
      @joshwah1120 4 года назад +12

      Stevethe11th you’re joking, right?

    • @ferrivera7159
      @ferrivera7159 4 года назад +2

      Stevethe11t sigh

  • @mynamestartswithc6587
    @mynamestartswithc6587 4 года назад +20562

    “You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet”
    Sure that’s why.

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 4 года назад +55

      😉

    • @duckospucko8336
      @duckospucko8336 4 года назад +12

      lol

    • @snoppyploopy120
      @snoppyploopy120 4 года назад +92

      Imagine mentioning a sub reddit out of reddit

    • @Sribgo
      @Sribgo 4 года назад +22

      Caden I mean yeah, the labor to make it is exhausting

    • @Leoheatblast
      @Leoheatblast 4 года назад +28

      I don't actually hate "making salad",
      I hate "salad".

  • @rosseenglimmer8962
    @rosseenglimmer8962 Год назад +4

    This guy was so funny I went back and watched some of his ads.

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar 10 месяцев назад +5

    “We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
    Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆

  • @sitell245
    @sitell245 4 года назад +2003

    1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly

    • @dempsey7599
      @dempsey7599 4 года назад +7

      Staged?

    • @bradtitus4184
      @bradtitus4184 4 года назад +1

      Forreal tho lol

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee 4 года назад +11

      It probably took a long time to perfect

    • @deadniell
      @deadniell 4 года назад +53

      In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee 4 года назад +3

      @@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂

  • @birhb6372
    @birhb6372 5 лет назад +1831

    " _tacos, fettuccine, linguine, _*_martini, BIKINI_* "
    Whoa there, keep it PG!

  • @yamumgay
    @yamumgay 7 месяцев назад +1

    bro why dont we have ads like this today, this guy is so awesome

  • @malae.akea1423
    @malae.akea1423 4 года назад +522

    *adds carrots, celery, and onion*
    “OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 4 года назад +7

      The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite

  • @shannonclark8313
    @shannonclark8313 5 лет назад +2176

    “It’s worthless forget about it” *throws* *machine* *into* *hell* *portal*

    • @alohadubs7683
      @alohadubs7683 5 лет назад +6

      shannon clark
      I too believe my kitchen sink is a portal to hell. Dishes disappear all the time in that shit, and I have no idea where they go.

    • @arnemaeschaelck5012
      @arnemaeschaelck5012 5 лет назад

      shannon clark he literally did that as I was reading your comment AND I'm the 999th person to like this comment??? God is coming for me

    • @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956
      @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956 5 лет назад

      This comment gives me LIFEE........LiFeEeEeEe

    • @monmayor1467
      @monmayor1467 5 лет назад +2

      0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"

  • @abrahamben-dayan9843
    @abrahamben-dayan9843 7 месяцев назад +2

    Man this makes me feel nostalgic

  • @therolloslicer5856
    @therolloslicer5856 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:39 the rage when he tries to push that little piece in but fails

  • @andrea-zx4hs
    @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +3820

    When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.

    • @flacko33
      @flacko33 5 лет назад +6

      andrea head ass

    • @arehno
      @arehno 5 лет назад +2

      ^^

    • @ryanherreid
      @ryanherreid 5 лет назад +3

      andrea Came here to leave this exact comment

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +1

      Juice I know, I have been my whole life.

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +2

      Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.

  • @Mahoyage
    @Mahoyage 5 лет назад +899

    "This is making me cry, this is making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is"

  • @badnewsBH
    @badnewsBH 2 месяца назад

    Vince was so great at doing these ads. This and the Shticky commercial were just brilliant. 😆

  • @vizkiz.4431
    @vizkiz.4431 10 месяцев назад +9

    If every ad had this guy's personality, I would never hit the skip button.

  • @chopookie6829
    @chopookie6829 4 года назад +451

    “Stop having a boring life”
    *_woah i feel attacked_*

    • @aidanmeder9802
      @aidanmeder9802 4 года назад +2

      You're a 14 year old girl

    • @edi4360
      @edi4360 4 года назад +3

      @@aidanmeder9802 That came out of no where, I think you're confused, reddit is in the next room.

  • @racoonfulfiento
    @racoonfulfiento 4 года назад +1574

    *"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand even kids do it"*
    Easy there buddy. Easy.

  • @DreamyAbaddon
    @DreamyAbaddon 29 дней назад

    I saw the music remix of this and I fell in love. I'm so buying this. I hope they still sell it.

  • @jennatolls88
    @jennatolls88 19 дней назад

    It blows my mind how much this brings me directly back to 1:00AM in my old bedroom

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de 4 года назад +5368

    2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss

  • @luvhimi
    @luvhimi 5 лет назад +2941

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed

    • @taompons
      @taompons 5 лет назад +41

      i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao

    • @mlgmichael8265
      @mlgmichael8265 5 лет назад +53

      Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini

    • @luvhimi
      @luvhimi 5 лет назад +3

      MLG Michael Lol I wheezed

    • @cheesus3514
      @cheesus3514 5 лет назад +8

      Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂

    • @breadsotrue
      @breadsotrue 5 лет назад +9

      you’re gonna love my nuts

  • @TweetAntonio
    @TweetAntonio 9 месяцев назад

    Omg the timing of this guy is superb! So many good lines in here.

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 Год назад +1

    Seeing Vince use the Slap Chop is so satisfying.

  • @richardainscough4726
    @richardainscough4726 4 года назад +5564

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”

    • @kubahavlicek1933
      @kubahavlicek1933 4 года назад +180

      That was personal.

    • @biglots776
      @biglots776 4 года назад +92

      Vince, do you want to talk about something?

    • @phxsqhenes
      @phxsqhenes 4 года назад +36

      Haha 😂... hah... h... 😭😭😭

    • @omdzsful
      @omdzsful 4 года назад +6

      Got me right in there

    • @beanboi314
      @beanboi314 4 года назад +11

      i feel attacked

  • @kapitantutan8856
    @kapitantutan8856 5 лет назад +659

    "We're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time"
    Him: **slaps everybody around**

    • @HajjMission
      @HajjMission 5 лет назад

      Why is this so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @M4NA5
    @M4NA5 Год назад +1

    Jordan Belfort: “Sell me this chopper..”
    The Shamwow Guy:

  • @adeus9207
    @adeus9207 5 лет назад +12584

    We're gonna make america skinny again.
    *mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

  • @rehmeen6333
    @rehmeen6333 5 лет назад +1353

    " Life's hard enough as it is.
    _you_ _dont_ _wanna_ _cry_ _anymore_ "
    When nobody loves ur nuts :(

  • @TheEuroboss
    @TheEuroboss 7 месяцев назад +1

    The only time i like watching ads is when i watch it voluntarily.

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 Год назад +2

    "You're gonna love my nuts" but what really gets me is the prop headset for no reason at all.

  • @expressionsios1573
    @expressionsios1573 5 лет назад +13834

    Why tf is this in everyone's reccomendation suddenly lol

  • @megatedassaultituary6783
    @megatedassaultituary6783 11 месяцев назад +1

    What he does with the machine and its efficiciency is more ASMR than ASMR will ever be

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, biking” Eminem been real quiet since this dropped

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 4 года назад +1837

    "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 4 года назад +23

      Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

    • @yeetboy9103
      @yeetboy9103 4 года назад +4

      thats deep

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 4 года назад +1

      @@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 4 года назад

      @@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺

    • @room6575
      @room6575 4 года назад +1

      @@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-

  • @emilylu8142
    @emilylu8142 4 года назад +1325

    but can it slap my depression away

  • @frankmaka2763
    @frankmaka2763 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:36 what a shot, when will this man quit?! Never! ❤

  • @brandonsacco8448
    @brandonsacco8448 4 года назад +1922

    RUclips: hey you wanna see a random commercial from nine years ago

    • @dilararamma7397
      @dilararamma7397 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @daph1738
      @daph1738 4 года назад

      i mean... you clicked on it 😎

    • @BiaDari
      @BiaDari 4 года назад +1

      @@daph1738 Ayyyy 1 minute ago squad

    • @Wizardof52
      @Wizardof52 4 года назад +1

      @@daph1738 you make me cringe with that emoji kid, and RUclips has a thing called clickbait, idk if u ever heard of it

    • @cookie_100_7
      @cookie_100_7 4 года назад

      This commercial is a meme in South America 😂

  • @OnTheRide1
    @OnTheRide1 4 года назад +2511

    Man, infomercials wouldn’t be so annoying if this dude was in all of them lol.

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 4 года назад +29

      To bad thus guy has infamous reputation.

    • @diamondcreeper28
      @diamondcreeper28 4 года назад +3

      @@fetstollotstef3075 ...uh oh

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 4 года назад +8

      @@r.l.2313 case about beating prostitute got into prison.

    • @Fralite
      @Fralite 4 года назад +19

      This guy above me is gay because he didnt say no homo.

    • @tong6644
      @tong6644 4 года назад +6

      Fetstol lotstef i mean it did say the hooker bite his tongue first from what ive heard and he did it for self defence (might be wrong)

  • @MCrObOt18
    @MCrObOt18 Год назад +2

    This ad is a national treasure

  • @Laz3rs
    @Laz3rs 3 месяца назад

    This is probably one of the greatest advertisements ever made. Everything about it

  • @mokoffee1573
    @mokoffee1573 4 года назад +12239

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man

    • @Noircat_01
      @Noircat_01 4 года назад +31

      Ikr

    • @kean1491
      @kean1491 4 года назад +290

      The question is, is he still alive?

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 4 года назад +9

      Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes

    • @yourmumlol1505
      @yourmumlol1505 4 года назад +32

      Fuckin kpop Stan

    • @no-cx5ro
      @no-cx5ro 4 года назад +19

      @Mokoffee e
      Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends

  • @SingleRiderThrills
    @SingleRiderThrills 5 лет назад +78015

    *DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*

  • @JackXiXLock360
    @JackXiXLock360 3 месяца назад +1

    We NEED this guy for commercials Today

  • @koberino4872
    @koberino4872 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:54 the reason we’re all here 😂

  • @p.s3284
    @p.s3284 4 года назад +1427

    Him:stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life
    14 year old girls:omg that is so deep

    • @C.Dynamo
      @C.Dynamo 4 года назад +18

      cHoGi WaAaH 12 year old girls... that’s way to deep... lemme play some *”Billie Eilish to calm me”* 😂

    • @user-gv7xb2en2d
      @user-gv7xb2en2d 4 года назад +1

      C. Dynamo 😂😭😭

    • @user-tc5xy2pc7d
      @user-tc5xy2pc7d 4 года назад +2

      cHoGi WaAaH r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @boudihma4691
      @boudihma4691 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that a Billie eyelash song?

    • @chikechovis2499
      @chikechovis2499 4 года назад

      Wtf is chogi waah

  • @christopheranimationstudio8191
    @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +5894

    This man could sell shoes to a man with no feet.

    • @Jamalwa9
      @Jamalwa9 3 года назад +80

      For reals he can sell a watch to someone with no arms

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +39

      Yes, he really could Ricardo.

    • @ejrelatorre4254
      @ejrelatorre4254 3 года назад +16

      He could sell hats to a beheaded man

    • @KhaosOfficialYT
      @KhaosOfficialYT 3 года назад +12

      He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +4

      Wow this blew up while I was gone

  • @Munonymous350
    @Munonymous350 8 месяцев назад

    13 years later and im still lookin for this one

  • @PetroniusPixel
    @PetroniusPixel 5 месяцев назад

    "lifes hard enough you dont want to cry anymore" 😢i felt that so deep

  • @alipasta7036
    @alipasta7036 5 лет назад +2856

    tacos. fettuccine. linguini. martini.
    *bikini.*

  • @slooooooooo
    @slooooooooo 4 года назад +2664

    "Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
    F A C T S

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 4 года назад +22

      this line alone sold me on the entire product.

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад

      Very true, also I thought ur profile pic was Waluigi for a few seconds until I looked at it more closely.

    • @machigiceb7788
      @machigiceb7788 4 года назад +1

      But that's why i cry tho, because life is hard 😂

    • @StoryScrollzen
      @StoryScrollzen 4 года назад

      Omg thats so very deep im vary depressed and suicidal.

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад

      @@StoryScrollzen I am going to listen to lincoln park because this is so deep and me vary sad.

  • @MrHammSpamm64
    @MrHammSpamm64 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:36 I love how he just chucks it over his shoulder 😂

  • @michaelhaag3367
    @michaelhaag3367 Год назад +1

    immediately bought it 😂