Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 44 тыс.

  • @uhjerelyn
    @uhjerelyn 5 лет назад +13184

    “Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”.
    Obese health rates drops to 0%

    • @alex_me
      @alex_me 5 лет назад +15

      Yes, just yes

    • @ree3197
      @ree3197 5 лет назад +28

      Cuts to fat guy who loves it

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 5 лет назад +11

      I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 лет назад +5

      LiL Jerry I think not!

    • @ChrististKing
      @ChrististKing 5 лет назад +4

      Puts hot dogs and cheese

  • @richardainscough4726
    @richardainscough4726 5 лет назад +5837

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”

    • @kubahavlicek1933
      @kubahavlicek1933 5 лет назад +190

      That was personal.

    • @biglots776
      @biglots776 5 лет назад +94

      Vince, do you want to talk about something?

    • @phxsqhenes
      @phxsqhenes 5 лет назад +38

      Haha 😂... hah... h... 😭😭😭

    • @omdzsful
      @omdzsful 5 лет назад +7

      Got me right in there

    • @beanboi314
      @beanboi314 5 лет назад +11

      i feel attacked

  • @youraverageguy2495
    @youraverageguy2495 5 лет назад +9238

    _STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._
    *I felt that*

  • @SproingleDoingle
    @SproingleDoingle Год назад +1642

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
    I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.

    • @spritzerland658
      @spritzerland658 Год назад +18

      hearted comment? give me one

    • @e.b.6144
      @e.b.6144 Год назад +8

      @SproingleDoingle: Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now.

    • @thomastosson565
      @thomastosson565 Год назад +4

      I never even liked Tuna 💀

    • @joaquinvaleri7022
      @joaquinvaleri7022 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hello

    • @bigboi9856
      @bigboi9856 6 месяцев назад

      Stop having boring nuts

  • @SingleRiderThrills
    @SingleRiderThrills 5 лет назад +78572

    *DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*

  • @mynamestartswithc6587
    @mynamestartswithc6587 5 лет назад +20862

    “You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet”
    Sure that’s why.

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 5 лет назад +59

      😉

    • @duckospucko8336
      @duckospucko8336 5 лет назад +13

      lol

    • @snoppyploopy120
      @snoppyploopy120 5 лет назад +95

      Imagine mentioning a sub reddit out of reddit

    • @Sribgo
      @Sribgo 5 лет назад +22

      Caden I mean yeah, the labor to make it is exhausting

    • @Leoheatblast
      @Leoheatblast 5 лет назад +30

      I don't actually hate "making salad",
      I hate "salad".

  • @andrea-zx4hs
    @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +3878

    When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.

    • @flacko33
      @flacko33 5 лет назад +6

      andrea head ass

    • @arehno
      @arehno 5 лет назад +2

      ^^

    • @ryanherreid
      @ryanherreid 5 лет назад +3

      andrea Came here to leave this exact comment

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +1

      Juice I know, I have been my whole life.

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs 5 лет назад +2

      Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.

  • @samdec11
    @samdec11 Год назад +539

    His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”

    • @hannahduggan3599
      @hannahduggan3599 10 месяцев назад +50

      Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

    • @tretre973
      @tretre973 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @user-yr8mu1ce1m
      @user-yr8mu1ce1m 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@hannahduggan3599 ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

    • @joaquinvaleri7022
      @joaquinvaleri7022 7 месяцев назад +4

      What bikini?

    • @dudetocartman
      @dudetocartman 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@joaquinvaleri7022 Bikini Bottom

  • @christopheranimationstudio8191
    @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +6134

    This man could sell shoes to a man with no feet.

    • @Jamalwa9
      @Jamalwa9 3 года назад +83

      For reals he can sell a watch to someone with no arms

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +40

      Yes, he really could Ricardo.

    • @ejrelatorre4254
      @ejrelatorre4254 3 года назад +17

      He could sell hats to a beheaded man

    • @KhaosOfficialYT
      @KhaosOfficialYT 3 года назад +13

      He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 3 года назад +4

      Wow this blew up while I was gone

  • @user-sh2rc5kc7x
    @user-sh2rc5kc7x 4 года назад +4459

    "Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini" This guy is on a different wave. Just awesome

    • @behindthen0thing
      @behindthen0thing 4 года назад +114

      He was high on coke when he filmed this

    • @badmouserising9859
      @badmouserising9859 4 года назад +65

      0:54

    • @user-sh2rc5kc7x
      @user-sh2rc5kc7x 4 года назад +28

      @Naoto Is it Ive never tried it but he sure makes me want one 😂

    • @lilianagaytan1922
      @lilianagaytan1922 4 года назад +58

      And then he says "you're gonna love my nuts" 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best marketing ever!!

    • @abubekernurahmed8263
      @abubekernurahmed8263 4 года назад +6

      Oh 9 years and comment is fresh 😅😅

  • @irmarodriguez5048
    @irmarodriguez5048 5 лет назад +11958

    “Tacos
    Fettuccine
    Linguini
    Martini
    Bikini”

  • @olyeller9446
    @olyeller9446 Год назад +375

    The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌

    • @Gmo401
      @Gmo401 Год назад +6

      Man yeeted before yeet was a word

    • @brandonguild1666
      @brandonguild1666 Год назад +7

      I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still

    • @wencelf
      @wencelf Год назад +9

      In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 10 месяцев назад

      You need to go outside and touch some grass.

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Gmo401speak English.

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад +2482

    *Slap Chop Executives 2019*:
    “why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?”
    “Well it appears that RUclips is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”

    • @zodtastelikeapotato
      @zodtastelikeapotato 5 лет назад +1

      Also from the meme

    • @tttc
      @tttc 5 лет назад

      @@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 лет назад

      You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo 5 лет назад

      Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞

    • @marissaj1206
      @marissaj1206 5 лет назад +1

      Dont forget the _graty_

  • @OnlySenpai
    @OnlySenpai 5 лет назад +2617

    *LIFES TOO HARD YOU DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE*
    I NEED THIS PRODUCT

    • @pike1294
      @pike1294 5 лет назад +30

      THE MAN SPOKE TO MY SOUL

    • @dr.manatee9293
      @dr.manatee9293 5 лет назад +4

      SENPAI I JUST COMMENTED THE TIME STAMP BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS

  • @mokoffee1573
    @mokoffee1573 5 лет назад +12307

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man

    • @Noircat_01
      @Noircat_01 5 лет назад +32

      Ikr

    • @kean1491
      @kean1491 5 лет назад +292

      The question is, is he still alive?

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 5 лет назад +9

      Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes

    • @yourmumlol1505
      @yourmumlol1505 5 лет назад +32

      Fuckin kpop Stan

    • @no-cx5ro
      @no-cx5ro 5 лет назад +19

      @Mokoffee e
      Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends

  • @Matcha_Biscuit
    @Matcha_Biscuit Год назад +155

    "You're gonna love my nuts"
    "This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore"
    "Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."

    • @beekeeperq3224
      @beekeeperq3224 Год назад +3

      Best of 👍

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 Год назад +7

      “Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 5 лет назад +4741

    *I'll watch any RUclips ad if they ever hire this guy.*

    • @TheWoolyWolf
      @TheWoolyWolf 5 лет назад +89

      Dante Crailman idk if he’s still in jail but he went to jail for beating up a hooker

    • @pranshuyadav1248
      @pranshuyadav1248 5 лет назад +23

      @@TheWoolyWolf lmao

    • @dantecrailman8861
      @dantecrailman8861 5 лет назад +20

      @@TheWoolyWolf Looks like Invinceable wasn't enough to clean his criminal records, lmao!

    • @user-gl6tn9ho9w
      @user-gl6tn9ho9w 5 лет назад +60

      @@TheWoolyWolf did he slap slap slap her

    • @TheWoolyWolf
      @TheWoolyWolf 5 лет назад +51

      r i guess he thought she was going to love his nuts

  • @sitell245
    @sitell245 5 лет назад +2054

    1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly

    • @dempsey7599
      @dempsey7599 5 лет назад +8

      Staged?

    • @bradtitus4184
      @bradtitus4184 5 лет назад +1

      Forreal tho lol

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee 5 лет назад +12

      It probably took a long time to perfect

    • @deadniell
      @deadniell 5 лет назад +57

      In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee 5 лет назад +3

      @@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂

  • @quinlan24
    @quinlan24 4 года назад +11535

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.” That’s gonna be my senior quote.

  • @darkisdork4959
    @darkisdork4959 Год назад +215

    been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales

    • @Ochreification
      @Ochreification Год назад +15

      Not only does it slap, it also chops!

    • @dirtynine
      @dirtynine 5 месяцев назад +1

      this invented slapping?

  • @eleanor9097
    @eleanor9097 5 лет назад +15511

    "Life is hard enough as it is you don't wanna cry anymore"
    Damn that was close to home

  • @nelip5170
    @nelip5170 5 лет назад +17518

    Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 5 лет назад +319

      It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation

    • @fodee4313
      @fodee4313 5 лет назад +10

      Ouh... stop being so stupid kid

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 5 лет назад +32

      Words to live by.

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 5 лет назад +11

      @@chickmagnet1497 🤣

    • @daydances752
      @daydances752 5 лет назад +25

      Your gonna have an exciting life

  • @luisriosvillarroel
    @luisriosvillarroel 5 лет назад +2454

    1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 5 лет назад +3

      nah

    • @fernandosanchez9726
      @fernandosanchez9726 5 лет назад +96

      For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious

    • @Kiwyexe
      @Kiwyexe 5 лет назад +30

      It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted

    • @bombaclatudunoutere888
      @bombaclatudunoutere888 5 лет назад +16

      They obviously practice this and do it over and over again

    • @wyitzyk
      @wyitzyk 5 лет назад +1

      Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in

  • @ayyyitscookie
    @ayyyitscookie Год назад +946

    "you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.

    • @alexperson4503
      @alexperson4503 Год назад +19

      I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way

    • @billtooke6642
      @billtooke6642 Год назад +27

      ​@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres.
      'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"

    • @LangThoughts
      @LangThoughts Год назад +7

      "'til your Bifocal curious!"

    • @toadonwheels
      @toadonwheels Год назад +4

      "You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 6 месяцев назад

      You add the pickle

  • @StagnantMizu
    @StagnantMizu 5 лет назад +2201

    Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore
    Me: sold

    • @sulphuuur
      @sulphuuur 5 лет назад +11

      Finally someone who noticed

    • @southerncross4wd605
      @southerncross4wd605 5 лет назад +2

      vladimir1256 I know aye😂

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 5 лет назад

      R I G H T

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 5 лет назад

      O shit that's deep

    • @ooga_booga_36
      @ooga_booga_36 5 лет назад

      RULE 69 the only time some one should use the word deep is when there is a hole involved

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 5 лет назад +2101

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore”
    LOL

    • @Hi-Reviews
      @Hi-Reviews 5 лет назад +13

      This had me weak 😭😭😭

    • @ethanlee8307
      @ethanlee8307 5 лет назад +22

      Dudes living in 2019 in 2009

    • @escan8662
      @escan8662 5 лет назад +4

      Got me...

    • @ratmaster5
      @ratmaster5 5 лет назад +1

      😔

    • @simpgodrudy
      @simpgodrudy 5 лет назад

      I’m dead man idk why I’m watching this but yes. I love it

  • @adelinadiaz9329
    @adelinadiaz9329 5 лет назад +29776

    Stop having a boring tuna
    Stop having a BORING life

    • @KangHaerin001
      @KangHaerin001 5 лет назад +49

      Xd

    • @黄煌-c3u
      @黄煌-c3u 5 лет назад +701

      *"Now your going to have a nice tuna salad, your going to have an exciting life now"*

    • @xafurus
      @xafurus 5 лет назад +247

      Getting attacked by a commercial from 9 years ago

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +6

      ;(

    • @taehyungismylife3218
      @taehyungismylife3218 5 лет назад +9

      Ur chanel photo awwwwww its sooo cute

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 Год назад +95

    to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.

    • @ValFolarin
      @ValFolarin Год назад +2

      Would you recommend it? I am thinking about buying it

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 11 месяцев назад +11

      Does it slap?

    • @martinauby5464
      @martinauby5464 9 месяцев назад

      how does it slap?

    • @ricksanchez5949
      @ricksanchez5949 7 месяцев назад

      That's great. You always wonder about lifespan.

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 5 месяцев назад +2

      He didn't actually "create" it though. He was a nobody pitchman years ago at flea markets, and saw an item there very similar to this. He slapped his name on it and sold it. Quite successfully.

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 5 лет назад +18427

    Damn I’m 9 years late can I still call you and order?

    • @Jimiflowerr
      @Jimiflowerr 5 лет назад +702

      You can still always buy it on they're website since its still up and going or on Amazon lol

    • @_angela._
      @_angela._ 5 лет назад +446

      its in my local dollar store HHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @deathstargod8080
      @deathstargod8080 5 лет назад +232

      @chiru G why bro? Explain pls

    • @hazelv998
      @hazelv998 5 лет назад +200

      @chiru G it looks pretty handy c'mon explain

    • @bilel435
      @bilel435 5 лет назад +57

      @chiru G why? Explain

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de 5 лет назад +2521

    1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking

    • @randompersonasdf
      @randompersonasdf 5 лет назад +102

      took at least 100 takes though

    • @cristiancin
      @cristiancin 5 лет назад +101

      In the spanish version he throws it at the window and literally *destroys* the blind

    • @furrytwink
      @furrytwink 5 лет назад +37

      WHY DID I HEAR SHATTERING

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 5 лет назад +4

      @@furrytwink yeah

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 5 лет назад +2

      XD

  • @eg9847
    @eg9847 5 лет назад +3243

    “Stop having a boring tuna”
    *Speech 100*

  • @TheSuz23
    @TheSuz23 Год назад +66

    Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.

    • @FATTYBONGRIPS
      @FATTYBONGRIPS 5 месяцев назад

      I'm 20 now and i swear i remember this commercial from when i was probably 5 cause my dad showed me it. I thought "you're gonna love my nuts" was the peak of comedy... kinda still is

  • @ariyac2428
    @ariyac2428 5 лет назад +1693

    “life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”

  • @expressionsios1573
    @expressionsios1573 6 лет назад +13822

    Why tf is this in everyone's reccomendation suddenly lol

  • @shannonclark8313
    @shannonclark8313 5 лет назад +2185

    “It’s worthless forget about it” *throws* *machine* *into* *hell* *portal*

    • @alohadubs7683
      @alohadubs7683 5 лет назад +6

      shannon clark
      I too believe my kitchen sink is a portal to hell. Dishes disappear all the time in that shit, and I have no idea where they go.

    • @arnemaeschaelck5012
      @arnemaeschaelck5012 5 лет назад

      shannon clark he literally did that as I was reading your comment AND I'm the 999th person to like this comment??? God is coming for me

    • @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956
      @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956 5 лет назад

      This comment gives me LIFEE........LiFeEeEeEe

    • @monmayor1467
      @monmayor1467 5 лет назад +2

      0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"

  • @truthreignsforever9286
    @truthreignsforever9286 Год назад +27

    “Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!”
    Lol 😂

  • @shizuru-2809
    @shizuru-2809 5 лет назад +6952

    "Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time."
    We did it boys, Obesity is no more!

  • @AmazingZeop
    @AmazingZeop 5 лет назад +3316

    “Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini”
    I agree.

    • @ilovecarti123
      @ilovecarti123 5 лет назад +39

      Zeop watch out uncultured rappers, i think we found our selves a new rapper in town

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 5 лет назад +23

      TOTELLINI

    • @MooseFlame
      @MooseFlame 5 лет назад +10

      Hotel?, Trivago

    • @tuxedobike4067
      @tuxedobike4067 5 лет назад +4

      It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny grater for your fettuccine

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад

      Cappelini

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de 5 лет назад +5385

    2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss

  • @JordynHealing
    @JordynHealing Год назад +17

    the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now

    • @jeffjeffries8924
      @jeffjeffries8924 Год назад +1

      No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me

  • @lo1686
    @lo1686 5 лет назад +1509

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly,
    He slap dem snaccs

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 5 лет назад +5

      Why's there a modern meme in the comment section of this relic? Oh, right...RUclips's claaassic reccomendations.

    • @JustA.Person
      @JustA.Person 5 лет назад +1

      You ruined it when you put the snacc in plural

    • @youngmetro3times849
      @youngmetro3times849 5 лет назад +2

      Strooly fortnite pfp stfu

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @dimitri3473
      @dimitri3473 5 лет назад

      fortnite lol

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 лет назад +3957

    *"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"*
    *"stop having a boring life"*
    I feel exposed

  • @luvhimi
    @luvhimi 5 лет назад +2941

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed

    • @taompons
      @taompons 5 лет назад +41

      i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao

    • @mlgmichael8265
      @mlgmichael8265 5 лет назад +53

      Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini

    • @luvhimi
      @luvhimi 5 лет назад +3

      MLG Michael Lol I wheezed

    • @cheesus3514
      @cheesus3514 5 лет назад +8

      Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂

    • @breadsotrue
      @breadsotrue 5 лет назад +9

      you’re gonna love my nuts

  • @DS-lk3tx
    @DS-lk3tx Год назад +18

    Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂

  • @maharathy
    @maharathy 5 лет назад +1612

    Speech 10/10
    Presentation level 99999
    Basket skill : Heavenly
    Precognition level : God.

  • @copper1206
    @copper1206 5 лет назад +2323

    "Life's hard enough, you don't wanna cry anymore"
    Mood

  • @noellevanhove
    @noellevanhove 5 лет назад +4669

    Stop having boring tuna
    Stop having a boring life
    Chopped tuna = exciting life
    🙏

    • @danielscutaru6682
      @danielscutaru6682 5 лет назад +3

      Woooooow

    • @FHDTV
      @FHDTV 5 лет назад +7

      Stop having a boring knife
      Stop having a boring life

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 5 лет назад +1

      @@FHDTV ayyyyyy

    • @tarzan7447
      @tarzan7447 5 лет назад

      hotel = trivago

    • @hiyoriiki1155
      @hiyoriiki1155 5 лет назад +2

      Another Dutch person that plays league of legends. Fk yaaah hey uwu

  • @sagarsondarva643
    @sagarsondarva643 Месяц назад +4

    This man looks like if The Joker was normal, this what he'll be doing...

  • @adeus9207
    @adeus9207 6 лет назад +12587

    We're gonna make america skinny again.
    *mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

  • @bigmonkeyballs69
    @bigmonkeyballs69 5 лет назад +2107

    "Life is hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
    Damn das deep

  • @dr.doritos9875
    @dr.doritos9875 4 года назад +1272

    "Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini"
    Put that on my tombstone

  • @Dingus.8895
    @Dingus.8895 4 месяца назад +2

    This guy’s sheer charisma and passion alone already sold me on the slap chop

  • @jasminedelo9730
    @jasminedelo9730 5 лет назад +13703

    *9 years later* Can I still call now?

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 4 года назад +1876

    “make america skinny again”
    vince for president 2020

    • @candyman1013
      @candyman1013 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he would definitely be better then Trump
      He's skinny
      He's funny
      And he's promoting a super helpful kitchen gadget

    • @ihkeseteeietos5722
      @ihkeseteeietos5722 4 года назад

      Lol not possible

    • @ronaldinhogaucho5460
      @ronaldinhogaucho5460 4 года назад +2

      Trump stole his gimmick

  • @Mahoyage
    @Mahoyage 5 лет назад +904

    "This is making me cry, this is making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is"

  • @TrevVision
    @TrevVision Год назад +4

    I could watch this every day
    I do watch this every day

  • @shafayetjamil442
    @shafayetjamil442 3 года назад +4953

    2:29
    'Tacos,fettuccini,linguini,martini,bikini'
    The guys a whole mood

  • @slooooooooo
    @slooooooooo 4 года назад +2662

    "Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
    F A C T S

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 4 года назад +22

      this line alone sold me on the entire product.

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад

      Very true, also I thought ur profile pic was Waluigi for a few seconds until I looked at it more closely.

    • @machigiceb7788
      @machigiceb7788 4 года назад +1

      But that's why i cry tho, because life is hard 😂

    • @StoryScrollzen
      @StoryScrollzen 4 года назад

      Omg thats so very deep im vary depressed and suicidal.

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад

      @@StoryScrollzen I am going to listen to lincoln park because this is so deep and me vary sad.

  • @millersaur
    @millersaur 3 года назад +2957

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
    Attacked

    • @aldinrobozone5769
      @aldinrobozone5769 3 года назад +52

      Stop having boring nuts

    • @skybaker18
      @skybaker18 3 года назад +3

      And I’m over here being someone who doesn’t even like tuna

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 3 года назад +6

      @@aldinrobozone5769 Gotta start slapping em

    • @cloudie8314
      @cloudie8314 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @Shaggy448
      @Shaggy448 3 года назад +4

      @@mineko2219 “you see this bacon you don’t slap it enough you gotta slap the bacon just like the slap chop”

  • @Jade_Mochazuki
    @Jade_Mochazuki 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:55 "You're gonna love my nuts" AYO?! *He pulls out peanuts* Oh thank goodness XD

  • @sanacheesekimbapr2438
    @sanacheesekimbapr2438 5 лет назад +1187

    "life's harder as it is, you don't want to cry anymore"
    y this man is so relatable af..

    • @senecathefuka441
      @senecathefuka441 5 лет назад +2

      Cause it's general and normal that humans feel sometimes that life can be hard and get sad
      Making sports makes you hungry and you are sleepy at night. Am I also relatable

    • @vp3841
      @vp3841 5 лет назад

      @@senecathefuka441 no

    • @senecathefuka441
      @senecathefuka441 5 лет назад

      @@vp3841 : (

    • @jasonknight3417
      @jasonknight3417 5 лет назад

      666 likes oof

    • @sarahgesund8755
      @sarahgesund8755 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelGrbg
    @MichaelGrbg 5 лет назад +1022

    "Stop having a boring life"
    I feel it is a personal attack against me.

    • @albertobalsalm3473
      @albertobalsalm3473 5 лет назад +14

      Chops the fucking tuna
      "you're gonna have an exciting life now"

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 5 лет назад +5169

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”
    Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*

  • @IAMTHATIAMALPHAOMEGA
    @IAMTHATIAMALPHAOMEGA 2 месяца назад +2

    He actually made a comedy movie. The inappropriate comedy movie it’s called it’s good. Vince, my man

  • @ItsMeSunnyD
    @ItsMeSunnyD 5 лет назад +681

    There is so much chaotic energy in this video

  • @LY45972
    @LY45972 4 года назад +2562

    "Fettucine linguini martini bikini" - Vince Offer spittin' straight facts

  • @petrichxr6406
    @petrichxr6406 5 лет назад +3442

    *“fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”*
    me: this man has bars wtf 😂

    • @taompons
      @taompons 5 лет назад +28

      some of those lines are from snoop dogg lmao

    • @DungTran-to4vm
      @DungTran-to4vm 5 лет назад +5

      even "in the cointaiNER comes with a twisTER" ay lmao im done

    • @lthapa2556
      @lthapa2556 5 лет назад

      Tacooooo

    • @zaimuuushiruba5848
      @zaimuuushiruba5848 5 лет назад +1

      Lil nas x: Hey Paini

    • @soph5835
      @soph5835 4 года назад

      Hes a better rapper than eminem

  • @jaredreynold6336
    @jaredreynold6336 Год назад +4

    "One slap. SALAD!"
    I AM loving this!

  • @OnTheRide1
    @OnTheRide1 5 лет назад +2522

    Man, infomercials wouldn’t be so annoying if this dude was in all of them lol.

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 5 лет назад +28

      To bad thus guy has infamous reputation.

    • @diamondcreeper28
      @diamondcreeper28 5 лет назад +3

      @@fetstollotstef3075 ...uh oh

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 5 лет назад +7

      @@r.l.2313 case about beating prostitute got into prison.

    • @Fralite
      @Fralite 5 лет назад +18

      This guy above me is gay because he didnt say no homo.

    • @tong6644
      @tong6644 5 лет назад +5

      Fetstol lotstef i mean it did say the hooker bite his tongue first from what ive heard and he did it for self defence (might be wrong)

  • @snowtooth
    @snowtooth 5 лет назад +1473

    *Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore*
    I felt that

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 5 лет назад +1

      you copied "andrea"'s comment

    • @snowtooth
      @snowtooth 5 лет назад +2

      jiggle skittle I didn’t see her comment so- I’m sorry for something I didn’t see? 😂

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 5 лет назад

      @@snowtooth its okay

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 5 лет назад +1847

    "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

    • @yeetboy9103
      @yeetboy9103 5 лет назад +4

      thats deep

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 5 лет назад +1

      @@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 5 лет назад

      @@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺

    • @room6575
      @room6575 5 лет назад +1

      @@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar Год назад +7

    “We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
    Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆

  • @klown839
    @klown839 3 года назад +2811

    “Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” Lol

    • @stoneeh
      @stoneeh 3 года назад +59

      Boring tuna ruined my life. I am typing this from the hospital.

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 3 года назад +30

      Me too it ruined my marriage and I’m in the psych ward and on suicide watch

    • @recnews2003
      @recnews2003 3 года назад +1

      @@stoneeh lol, same

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 3 года назад

      @@Dctctx Stop having a boring marriage stop having a boring watch.

    • @dannobman07
      @dannobman07 3 года назад +2

      @@Dctctx I know man ... I know . I served my wife a boring Tuna sandwich ( because I still don’t have a Slap Chop ) She threw it at me , went upstairs , packed a suitcase and out the front door she went .... Haven’t heard from her since ....... Boy did I screw up

  • @nabhilirtisham2098
    @nabhilirtisham2098 5 лет назад +1314

    He must be a basketball player in his free time. That shot at 1:35 was cleeeean

    • @kishtarn555
      @kishtarn555 5 лет назад +39

      He did it in Spanish and crashed the blinds

    • @Cacaroach
      @Cacaroach 5 лет назад

      Héctor Fernando Ricárdez Lara lmaooo

    • @tylerbelk5371
      @tylerbelk5371 5 лет назад +1

      Take 37, and go

  • @_Hyunism
    @_Hyunism 5 лет назад +878

    "stop having boring tuna"
    "stop having a boring life"
    A philosopher once said

    • @jamnraquel
      @jamnraquel 4 года назад

      *yes*

    • @sallyhassan958
      @sallyhassan958 3 года назад

      Tufu

    • @_Hyunism
      @_Hyunism 3 года назад

      @@sallyhassan958 What?

    • @sallyhassan958
      @sallyhassan958 3 года назад

      @@_Hyunism i mean dahyun her name tufu or dubu, that girl in you pic

    • @_Hyunism
      @_Hyunism 3 года назад +1

      @@sallyhassan958 OOHHHH oke oke.. 👌 Yeah I like Dahyun too she is our master in our ministry 🤓

  • @lostmeme9862
    @lostmeme9862 Год назад +6

    “If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.

  • @brandonsacco8448
    @brandonsacco8448 5 лет назад +1924

    RUclips: hey you wanna see a random commercial from nine years ago

    • @dilararamma7397
      @dilararamma7397 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @daph1738
      @daph1738 5 лет назад

      i mean... you clicked on it 😎

    • @BiaDari
      @BiaDari 5 лет назад +1

      @@daph1738 Ayyyy 1 minute ago squad

    • @Wizardof52
      @Wizardof52 5 лет назад +1

      @@daph1738 you make me cringe with that emoji kid, and RUclips has a thing called clickbait, idk if u ever heard of it

    • @cookie_100_7
      @cookie_100_7 5 лет назад

      This commercial is a meme in South America 😂

  • @birhb6372
    @birhb6372 5 лет назад +1834

    " _tacos, fettuccine, linguine, _*_martini, BIKINI_* "
    Whoa there, keep it PG!

  • @racoonfulfiento
    @racoonfulfiento 5 лет назад +1571

    *"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand even kids do it"*
    Easy there buddy. Easy.

  • @UUKNOWN343
    @UUKNOWN343 5 лет назад +530

    “Stop having a boring life”
    *slap chops tuna in half,along with salad”
    “Your gonna have an exciting life now”

  • @tulip135
    @tulip135 5 лет назад +1691

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again”
    Did this video highkey just predict Donald Trump

    • @noworries129
      @noworries129 5 лет назад +34

      The script is leaking

    • @Stevethe11th
      @Stevethe11th 5 лет назад +7

      Kahzu no trump was the first person to ever come up with it. Every word he speaks is pure gold.

    • @crowmaster9652
      @crowmaster9652 5 лет назад +4

      Somehow I feel like Trump couldn't resist using this line

    • @joshwah1120
      @joshwah1120 5 лет назад +12

      Stevethe11th you’re joking, right?

    • @ferrivera7159
      @ferrivera7159 5 лет назад +2

      Stevethe11t sigh

  • @AmethystCactus2023
    @AmethystCactus2023 3 года назад +10174

    "Life's hard as it is. You don't wanna cry anymore " I felt that

  • @alexverdin6346
    @alexverdin6346 9 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno

  • @malae.akea1423
    @malae.akea1423 5 лет назад +525

    *adds carrots, celery, and onion*
    “OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 5 лет назад +7

      The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite

  • @hehehehehehehehehehe111
    @hehehehehehehehehehe111 5 лет назад +1061

    *9 years ago*
    “We’re gonna make America skinny again”
    Is he a time traveller?

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 лет назад +50

      No trump was impressed with Vince's talking skills and trump wanted to talk like Vince

    • @uniquelyqualified3676
      @uniquelyqualified3676 5 лет назад +2

      One slap at a time

    • @xdanger3216
      @xdanger3216 5 лет назад +5

      hes gonna slap ‘em to make em skinny

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Год назад +2

      No, because "Let's make America [insert thing] again" was something Reagan was saying back in the 80s. Probably goes back way further than that too.
      "America is the greatest country in the world, but it's also terrible and only I can fix it" isn't a new thing.

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 5 лет назад +1609

    "You love salad, you hate making it."
    Bold of you to assume I'm not a culinary student.

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 5 лет назад +6

      Hello fellow chef.

    • @beethetrashop
      @beethetrashop 5 лет назад

      Max the Big Bad Eyyyyy culinary squad

    • @dannydecastro3547
      @dannydecastro3547 5 лет назад +1

      let me ask you something , this video is 9 years old and there is a comment from 6 days ago?

    • @beethetrashop
      @beethetrashop 5 лет назад +3

      Danny DeCastro Recommended is a confusing thing

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 5 лет назад +1

      @@dannydecastro3547 you must be new to RUclips......

  • @brianseo477
    @brianseo477 Год назад +2

    Have to come back to these classics once in a while.

  • @chloe8554
    @chloe8554 5 лет назад +3507

    That nut joke doesn’t seem right.

    • @sweetea777
      @sweetea777 5 лет назад +38

      Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”

    • @Alex-gw9js
      @Alex-gw9js 5 лет назад +1

      Lol #2019gang

    • @06bollah_25
      @06bollah_25 5 лет назад +21

      YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS

    • @rdxt2474
      @rdxt2474 5 лет назад +4

      You can do everything in the cover

    • @chloe8554
      @chloe8554 5 лет назад

      Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand

  • @Mr.Sh1nyHunter
    @Mr.Sh1nyHunter 5 лет назад +1573

    'Life hard as it is, you don't want to cry anymore," *Dawg I Felt That* ✊😔

  • @stheticuchiha4454
    @stheticuchiha4454 5 лет назад +2097

    “onions, with the skin”
    “this is making you cry, making me cry”
    “life’s hard as it already is”

    • @KrashersTV
      @KrashersTV 5 лет назад +27

      He's right you know...

    • @jonjohnson102
      @jonjohnson102 5 лет назад +9

      I cried after he said 5hat :l

    • @katanabandet4706
      @katanabandet4706 5 лет назад +10

      I don’t wanna cry anymore plz Vince

    • @birbenthusiast6716
      @birbenthusiast6716 5 лет назад +1

      He’s right life’s hard

    • @Hanzel06
      @Hanzel06 5 лет назад +1

      This is so sad can we hit abandoned orphans 😥😥😥😥😥

  • @mellowsauce7633
    @mellowsauce7633 Год назад +2

    I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good

  • @cashwe
    @cashwe 5 лет назад +2926

    I wont lie, Vince actually makes me wanna buy these products.

  • @poketdoom
    @poketdoom 4 года назад +1355

    I got this as a youtube ad, i don’t know why considering how old it is

  • @MIZUch.
    @MIZUch. 5 лет назад +1382

    1:49 "Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry any more"
    *_WISENESS 100_*

    • @Areebxrk
      @Areebxrk 5 лет назад +10

      You mean wisdom?

    • @MIZUch.
      @MIZUch. 5 лет назад +2

      ye i forgot the word

    • @marki7345
      @marki7345 5 лет назад +3

      nigga u mean wisdom

    • @akus8844
      @akus8844 5 лет назад +3

      markaii excuse me, do u have the n word pass?

    • @marki7345
      @marki7345 5 лет назад +3

      @@akus8844 why yes i do mr strange

  • @stark102088
    @stark102088 Год назад +2

    “Look one chop, SALAD!”
    chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.

  • @haitian35
    @haitian35 4 года назад +4927

    This man is- a- TRIP
    "stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life"
    "you're gonna love my nuts, watch this"
    "it's worthless forget about it"
    "this is making you cry, making me cry, alright? life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
    "were gonna make america skinny again. 1 slap at a time"
    "Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini"
    This man could sell me anything

  • @kishaloyb.7937
    @kishaloyb.7937 5 лет назад +1342

    This dude can even advertise a chewed chewing gum and I'll still buy it xD

    • @hoodrichyb5372
      @hoodrichyb5372 5 лет назад +29

      This chewing gum looks boring, stop having a boring gum, stop having boring life

    • @tarniahmatthews5396
      @tarniahmatthews5396 5 лет назад +3

      Young DeJae dude stop being edgy

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy 5 лет назад +2

      @@tarniahmatthews5396 It takes one to know one.

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy 5 лет назад

      @Jester Good job. Now advertise functional auto-correct.

    • @kishaloyb.7937
      @kishaloyb.7937 5 лет назад +1

      @Jester xD man you just made this whole thread more fun!!!

  • @p.s3284
    @p.s3284 5 лет назад +1425

    Him:stop having a boring tuna stop having a boring life
    14 year old girls:omg that is so deep

    • @C.Dynamo
      @C.Dynamo 5 лет назад +18

      cHoGi WaAaH 12 year old girls... that’s way to deep... lemme play some *”Billie Eilish to calm me”* 😂

    • @sh17aa
      @sh17aa 5 лет назад +1

      C. Dynamo 😂😭😭

    • @user-tc5xy2pc7d
      @user-tc5xy2pc7d 5 лет назад +2

      cHoGi WaAaH r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @boudihma4691
      @boudihma4691 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that a Billie eyelash song?

    • @chikechovis2499
      @chikechovis2499 5 лет назад

      Wtf is chogi waah

  • @QuietTravelVideos
    @QuietTravelVideos 10 месяцев назад +5

    “We always watched this commercial, but never got the product”
    - a wise man

  • @empitreee
    @empitreee 5 лет назад +1626

    *throws other product in the sink without looking*
    Dude Perfect: Welcome to the team.