just a little bit more olive oil

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  • @sanyamkant3280
    @sanyamkant3280 4 года назад +17867

    " Let's check the menu "
    Menu : *Boiled olive oil*

  • @MarcusGalatix
    @MarcusGalatix 4 года назад +103364

    When nobody is looking he drinks directly from the olive oil bottle.

    • @RockHawk69
      @RockHawk69 4 года назад +2488

      Funny thing is a lot of Greeks drink olive oil. Lots of antioxidants

    • @lizzbeth7483
      @lizzbeth7483 4 года назад +267

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karthikkumar6847
      @karthikkumar6847 4 года назад +223

      Underrated comment 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 4 года назад +71

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donovanchan3749
      @donovanchan3749 4 года назад +180

      Vance Petitti Wtf is an antioxidant. I’m convinced that no one can simply explain what it is

  • @ChickenNibz
    @ChickenNibz 5 лет назад +30394

    “bit of olive all”
    “bit more oli vol”
    “bit of o live awl”
    “splash of volleyball”

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 5 лет назад +985

      bito voli voil

    • @Frog.person
      @Frog.person 5 лет назад +401

      It needs a bit more olivol

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 5 лет назад +86

      Your name is the best

    • @kayissaaa
      @kayissaaa 5 лет назад +168

      you forgot about generous amount of volleyball

    • @E.Babitz
      @E.Babitz 5 лет назад +29

      Ov oh

  • @ThePianistDragon
    @ThePianistDragon 7 месяцев назад +660

    What gets me most is the pan up at 1:06. As if the camera man is going “…’a little’, huh?”

    • @Ratkwad
      @Ratkwad 3 месяца назад +26

      Gold!

    • @to_ur_heart
      @to_ur_heart Месяц назад +8

      He’s like “Dude, AGAIN???”

    • @PlayerPaul
      @PlayerPaul 3 дня назад

      Haha, legit

  • @rockynets
    @rockynets 6 лет назад +25650

    He means that tiny bit of olive oil must remain inside the bottle.

    • @Ziggy21142
      @Ziggy21142 6 лет назад +270

      regortaz lmao this was a smart comment

    • @freddy-hy9vf
      @freddy-hy9vf 6 лет назад +30

      Comment's gonna blow up mate

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 6 лет назад +17

      Genius

    • @421cookies
      @421cookies 6 лет назад +9

      why the fuck people still comes here

    • @4shivanshm
      @4shivanshm 6 лет назад +10

      haahh ... enlightment. Just put a "bitovolivool" in your Computer.

  • @ege7677
    @ege7677 4 года назад +8702

    "generous amount of olive oil" and "a little bit of olive oil" are twins

    • @oshoprior5022
      @oshoprior5022 4 года назад +86

      Corporate needs you to find the difference

    • @jamiecharlie_tuts
      @jamiecharlie_tuts 4 года назад +58

      It also has the same energy as 2 shots of vodka

    • @00DarkPhoenix00
      @00DarkPhoenix00 4 года назад +35

      And let's not forget "a splash of olive oil"

    • @johng9095
      @johng9095 4 года назад +4

      Its Chef Marco he could put a gallon and still be right

    • @mostbest2561
      @mostbest2561 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dh2IVTSlnh4/видео.html

  • @andrewhernandez4563
    @andrewhernandez4563 5 лет назад +41935

    Little bit of volleyball

  • @Edwin_Gan
    @Edwin_Gan Год назад +6143

    When he said "generous amount of olive oil", I genuinely got scared

    • @theoDSP
      @theoDSP 11 месяцев назад +137

      He used half a bottle

    • @DeadButDreaming666
      @DeadButDreaming666 11 месяцев назад +12

      No, you didn't.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 10 месяцев назад +83

      My roommate was vegan but drowned all his food in olive oil. His farts were ungodly 🥲

    • @legolegolas7911
      @legolegolas7911 10 месяцев назад

      @@DeadButDreaming666 its called a joke you twat

    • @Dav-jj2jb
      @Dav-jj2jb 10 месяцев назад +10

      Let's add like 500 calories of olive oil.

  • @ansaipaoloricciardi2672
    @ansaipaoloricciardi2672 5 лет назад +47855

    I'm sorry. There's a bit of food in my olive oil.

  • @GoingOffTopical
    @GoingOffTopical 4 года назад +5883

    Marco before he leaves the house like: "wallet, keys, jacket, emergency olive oil"

    • @thumbsupemoji6900
      @thumbsupemoji6900 4 года назад +144

      *primary olive oil, secondary olive oil, emergency olive oil, extra emergency olive oil, and olive oil drinking glass

    • @theguru8376
      @theguru8376 4 года назад +98

      No need for car keys, he just pours oil on the road and slips to his destination

    • @yellow92591
      @yellow92591 4 года назад +8

      Hahhahahhahahhahhahah

    • @eazythedon54st
      @eazythedon54st 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DylanFoster87
      @DylanFoster87 4 года назад +8

      And Emergency Knoxx Stockpots just to be sure.

  • @Mentous680
    @Mentous680 5 лет назад +8055

    "little bit of olivol"
    *Proceeds to decrease the world's oil reserve by half

    • @imquack2895
      @imquack2895 5 лет назад +1

      Momen Zalat lmao

    • @heylookitsn0ah
      @heylookitsn0ah 5 лет назад +42

      **America wants to know your location**

    • @mel-lt9or
      @mel-lt9or 5 лет назад +7

      *olivol* 💀

    • @ItsAceB
      @ItsAceB 5 лет назад +2

      0:32

    • @selfactualizer2099
      @selfactualizer2099 5 лет назад

      wtf lmao you do realize oil doesn't just come from the earth right?

  • @floridian_reptilian
    @floridian_reptilian Год назад +606

    i picture him as a batman villain, locked up in arkham. and his whole identity is some kind of psychotic olive oil loving/addicted former chef.

    • @CO2Exhaler
      @CO2Exhaler 9 месяцев назад +20

      jamie oliver

    • @Tamisleepin16
      @Tamisleepin16 8 месяцев назад +4

      Hehehehe!!

    • @taliamason7986
      @taliamason7986 7 месяцев назад +6

      Funnily enough there is a food based Batman villain named Condiment King.

    • @dairymilkbaraddict90
      @dairymilkbaraddict90 7 месяцев назад +2

      He could be a fucked up chef who cooks and eats people 🤔 that would be a good villain tbf

    • @TC-be7kx
      @TC-be7kx 6 месяцев назад

      why arkham? why not hogwarts?

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 8 лет назад +11104

    If your bottle of olive oil is not half gone by the time you finish cooking your dish you're doing it wrong.

    • @knightonion6524
      @knightonion6524 7 лет назад +3

      Jombo lol

    • @JoseSanchez-bp7xz
      @JoseSanchez-bp7xz 6 лет назад +1

      Jombo, Smelly farts come every day.
      Don’t whiff them. This causes them.

    • @mayamagination
      @mayamagination 6 лет назад +3

      that's a tongue twister

    • @CreamyAlbafica
      @CreamyAlbafica 6 лет назад +51

      B-but I'm only cooking two over easy eggs?!

    • @i.l2282
      @i.l2282 6 лет назад +85

      @@CreamyAlbafica *still get the whole bottle of olive oil in those eggs*

  • @haijin7484
    @haijin7484 4 года назад +30542

    “A little bit of olive oil”
    Olive Oil: *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

  • @shermangraves6715
    @shermangraves6715 4 года назад +6308

    At this point, olive oil doesn't even sound real anymore.

    • @Guirko
      @Guirko 4 года назад +78

      It's called semantic satiation

    • @hidan407
      @hidan407 4 года назад +15

      @@Guirko and its so damn weird

    • @Guirko
      @Guirko 4 года назад +19

      @@hidan407 Language is pretty weird in general if you think about it

    • @MrVacuumBrainBimbo
      @MrVacuumBrainBimbo 4 года назад +57

      Ollie vull

    • @BushcraftEurope
      @BushcraftEurope 4 года назад +2

      right !? hahah

  • @jquikshot
    @jquikshot Год назад +845

    the last spurt completely missing the pan was just perfect

    • @GeneralSamov
      @GeneralSamov 8 месяцев назад +52

      "Like a minnestrrone"

    • @lisspeedrun
      @lisspeedrun 7 месяцев назад +33

      "like a minister running" 💀

    • @AckDue
      @AckDue 4 месяца назад +15

      The Mediterranean got away

    • @boagoa282
      @boagoa282 3 месяца назад +5

      Its for the gods of "olivol"

  • @nitrogenax2327
    @nitrogenax2327 5 лет назад +27444

    He doesn’t even tilt it he just puts the whole shit upside down

    • @DrJonesJazzMore
      @DrJonesJazzMore 5 лет назад +73

      hahahaha

    • @el_maoo
      @el_maoo 5 лет назад +60

      made my day

    • @UrasSomer
      @UrasSomer 5 лет назад +692

      He doesn't even stop at that, he shakes the bottle too

    • @carmenadams575
      @carmenadams575 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 лет назад +146

      Why doesn't he just drink the olive oil?

  • @rangey7096
    @rangey7096 4 года назад +4785

    Doctors preformed a drug test Marco, And apparently they found traces of blood in his olive oil stream.

  • @myajanette
    @myajanette 5 лет назад +11562

    “A little more olive oil” **glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug**

    • @maxx-vw9yz
      @maxx-vw9yz 5 лет назад +68

      And two shots of Waaatka 😀

    • @indonesianbassbooster5167
      @indonesianbassbooster5167 5 лет назад +26

      2 shots of- *_olive oil_*

    • @__-go9cj
      @__-go9cj 5 лет назад +6

      translation
      *halpp....uurkk..gujjj... make it stapp....*

    • @aguy1618
      @aguy1618 4 года назад +5

      Oh my god glug glug glug thats the funniest sound described by word in my entire life

    • @Omnipotentpunch03
      @Omnipotentpunch03 3 года назад

      Dude why did I read this comment at the exact moment it was going *glug glug glug glug*

  • @whataminow333
    @whataminow333 Год назад +185

    I’ve been looking for Marco’s olive oil soup recipe everywhere! Thanks!

  • @renee3703
    @renee3703 5 лет назад +17525

    Normal person: Olive Oil
    Chef: *Olivol*

    • @ben-ve3kr
      @ben-ve3kr 5 лет назад +150

      Marco Pierre White didn’t earn 2 michelin stars by the age of 28 to be called “chef”

    • @misskwannie
      @misskwannie 5 лет назад +95

      snake yeah I’m sorry they should’ve said “olive oil guy”

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 5 лет назад +16

      @L.K a chef is a professional cook in a kitchen. He doesn't do that anymore. Not as a job. He prefers to just be called Marco and doesn't like being called chef.

    • @teukufayzal9998
      @teukufayzal9998 5 лет назад +37

      @L.K well we call Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay instead of chef so idk.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 5 лет назад +1

      @Reneé
      What a cute pfp,where is it from?

  • @lany3570
    @lany3570 5 лет назад +17466

    He’s not really saying “olive oil,” he’s saying “I love oil”

  • @lildankgang450
    @lildankgang450 4 года назад +9873

    I'm Italian and confirm that's a little bit of olive oil.

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 4 года назад +86

      non esiste un concetto di troppo olio d'oliva.👍👍

    • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
      @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 года назад +20

      @@AJ-ox8xy specialmente nell'aglio e olio :D

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 4 года назад +5

      @@JohnDoe-dj3lw SI!!!!

    • @CanelaAguila
      @CanelaAguila 4 года назад +168

      I'm Spanish and I don't see any problem here

    • @drawshahd5921
      @drawshahd5921 4 года назад +93

      I am an Arab and I confirm that too

  • @richdennett
    @richdennett Месяц назад +58

    There’s some lentil soup in that olive oil. 0:10

  • @jaredmatagi971
    @jaredmatagi971 4 года назад +2808

    I love how it's a different bottle everytime. He runs out so quick

    • @ShadiqinKenway
      @ShadiqinKenway 4 года назад +50

      I wonder why

    • @arianmorina8418
      @arianmorina8418 3 года назад +31

      @@ShadiqinKenway same, i mean he just uses a little bit of olive oil 😂

    • @trizmoon193
      @trizmoon193 3 года назад

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @Justyn_Lim_
      @Justyn_Lim_ 3 года назад +14

      Not just that, he doesn't bother with a brand either. As long as its olive oil.

    • @Nodnarb69
      @Nodnarb69 3 года назад +1

      @@Justyn_Lim_ 💀💀💀

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 6 лет назад +14823

    Excuse me, waiter - there's some food in my olive oil

  • @XiangYu94
    @XiangYu94 4 года назад +6336

    This singular chef is responsible for 25% of Italy’s olive oil exports

  • @jakquinn4207
    @jakquinn4207 10 месяцев назад +23

    Man gave his 3* back to finally be able to use the amount of olive oil he wanted to all along.

  • @TheAlphaPanda
    @TheAlphaPanda 3 года назад +7683

    Every time he says "a little bit of olive oil", I just imagine he's referring to what's going to be left in the bottle.

    • @AzureSteel
      @AzureSteel 3 года назад +83

      Had a good laugh at this one. Everyone please upvote this into oblivion! 🤣

    • @limmuquan4796
      @limmuquan4796 3 года назад +11

      LOL

    • @sebastianortega1938
      @sebastianortega1938 3 года назад +21

      Not to be confused with when he has to use the left over from a new bottle.

    • @Evan490BC
      @Evan490BC 3 года назад +9

      This IS a little bit of olive oil! Aren't the (British-)Italians stingy? You should go to Greece to see what A LOT of olive oil means.

    • @emerasude
      @emerasude 3 года назад +1

      ahahahahahaha

  • @otterlus
    @otterlus 4 года назад +6140

    He slicks his hair with olive oil when nobody is looking.

    • @praveenamahendran42
      @praveenamahendran42 4 года назад +21

      Lol I’m sorry but I love your name haha

    • @RachelDoesntknow
      @RachelDoesntknow 4 года назад +29

      Na he does it in plain sight haha

    • @MrFifadon1
      @MrFifadon1 4 года назад +2

      guaranteed

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 года назад +48

      I used to do that... it’s actually really good for your hair

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 4 года назад +3

      Meeminator wtf

  • @hardflip8
    @hardflip8 4 года назад +3341

    "Little bit of olive oil"
    ... Turns the bottle completely upside down

    • @anthonywilkins5794
      @anthonywilkins5794 4 года назад +3

      Tim Pallarino nice

    • @danbruuu7938
      @danbruuu7938 4 года назад +96

      and *shakes vigorously*

    • @MohanKumar-sc4jk
      @MohanKumar-sc4jk 4 года назад +1

      I made your likes into 999...

    • @Chad123-g3d
      @Chad123-g3d 4 года назад

      @@MohanKumar-sc4jk I made your likes into 1000 ! oups ! Why it doesnt wanna turn

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 4 года назад +4

      Music Account Its still a shit ton. I barely turn olive oil all the way upside down because it will literally overflow my pan.

  • @Joneender
    @Joneender Месяц назад +10

    0:56 you know its serious when its a GENEROUS ammount of olive oil

  • @isaiahjmartin
    @isaiahjmartin 4 года назад +8280

    This is the high class version of “Two Shots of Vodka” lady

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 4 года назад +7

      +

    • @yreneoalejandrocuachin8048
      @yreneoalejandrocuachin8048 4 года назад +58

      You should see Jamie Oliver. This guy got nothing on Jamie Oliveoil

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 4 года назад +16

      Plot twist: olive oil has intoxicating effects on people who make more than [insert here whatever the threshold income for being rich is]

    • @redd5393
      @redd5393 4 года назад +4

      they need to collab

    • @itsPoisonn_
      @itsPoisonn_ 4 года назад +1

      Splash of olive oil

  • @jacquelineliu2641
    @jacquelineliu2641 5 лет назад +7314

    when he said "a generous amount of olive oil" i was expecting him to crack the bottle open like an egg and just pour the entire bottle of oil into the pan.

  • @kotnikd3
    @kotnikd3 3 года назад +3241

    Monthly costs: electricity, gas, water, olive oil.

    • @calebsmith6792
      @calebsmith6792 3 года назад +89

      Food $200
      Data $150
      Rent $800
      Olive oil $3,600
      Utility $150
      someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    • @Tallinn8786
      @Tallinn8786 3 года назад +25

      My girlfriend is Greek, this is pretty much real for me.

    • @mooncharlie2184
      @mooncharlie2184 3 года назад +18

      @@calebsmith6792 you don’t need food

    • @tomw6947
      @tomw6947 3 года назад +17

      @@mooncharlie2184 correct, just more olive oil.

    • @SergioBonfiglio
      @SergioBonfiglio 3 года назад

      I'm in this comment and I don't like it

  • @kayskreed
    @kayskreed Год назад +84

    Reminds me of "a little butter" where the chef proceeds to dump three entire blocks of butter into the dish.

    • @tungmingxuan8559
      @tungmingxuan8559 10 месяцев назад +12

      and that "one shot of vodka" and the lady proceeds to pour half the bottle of vodka in

    • @TC-be7kx
      @TC-be7kx 6 месяцев назад +1

      don't be sticklers, he means well, glug glug glug.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tungmingxuan8559 Actually, it was two shots, not one shot

  • @gymratlifting7450
    @gymratlifting7450 4 года назад +6650

    0:55 geniusmanofvolleyball

  • @Don_julio-s6p
    @Don_julio-s6p 5 лет назад +8294

    Wife: Where did all the money in our savings go?
    Chef: Just a little bit of Olivol

    • @mrupermad
      @mrupermad 5 лет назад +6

      *Where

    • @giuseppeladisa349
      @giuseppeladisa349 5 лет назад +29

      A good Italian extra virgin olive oil cost around 13 dollars /litre

    • @mrupermad
      @mrupermad 5 лет назад +15

      @@giuseppeladisa349 in Germany we pay up to 28 per litre 😂🇩🇪

    • @Musaaaa653
      @Musaaaa653 5 лет назад +4

      @@mrupermad 28 dollars?,

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 5 лет назад +5

      What's the point of it's expensive.. it's supposed to be a daily or every other day use. Ppl would be bankrupt after keep on buying it. No thank u.

  • @coltrick4974
    @coltrick4974 3 года назад +26213

    When he went for a “generous amount of olive oil” I felt genuine fear

  • @Orlando-t6w
    @Orlando-t6w Месяц назад +7

    1:14 He also seasons his stove with a little bit of olive oil. Perfection.

  • @iana3892
    @iana3892 4 года назад +4473

    A little olive oil: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
    Generous amount of olive oil: *slowly backs up a moving van full of olive oil into kitchen*

  • @kyrieespayos2580
    @kyrieespayos2580 4 года назад +11791

    "Tiny bit of olive oil"
    "Little bit of Olivol"
    "Little bit more awlivul"
    "Dash of lolivul"
    "and a bottle of volleyball"

    • @jenga__51
      @jenga__51 4 года назад +64

      @@Lord_Viscerate no

    • @puneetg788
      @puneetg788 4 года назад +144

      @@Lord_Viscerate loli oil

    • @israzakaria9592
      @israzakaria9592 4 года назад +8

      Loooool

    • @franklinfocus
      @franklinfocus 4 года назад +6

      Kyrie Espayos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @danishrahim8669
      @danishrahim8669 4 года назад +18

      Copied comment.

  • @chandrapradhan3527
    @chandrapradhan3527 3 года назад +3778

    Bartender: Which drink do u want to drink sir?
    Marco : Olivol.

    • @haowang8753
      @haowang8753 3 года назад +28

      Oño

    • @吉良吉影-x4y
      @吉良吉影-x4y 3 года назад +9

      OHMLETTE

    • @RegularDogg
      @RegularDogg 3 года назад +5

      A little bit of olivol

    • @lachie4017
      @lachie4017 3 года назад

      No one says which drink do you want to drink.

    • @carrnil
      @carrnil 3 года назад

      That's a weird way to ask for a drink.

  • @hansmater3343
    @hansmater3343 5 месяцев назад +32

    I love how smuggly he presents using oil to prevent sticking as a great wisdom

    • @mister-BH
      @mister-BH 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean ultimately chefs have expert knowledge of very basic things, some big names they've made careers out from making mundane stuff seem profound. Maybe that's why Pierre and Ramsay and some other guys infuriate me - They have an extremely mundane job and while I can't deny their expertise, their pretense of being some sort of primordial philosophers or something just pissess me off. Especially when they repeat with exaltation ancient wisdoms of "set fire to the pan for 0,5 picosecond so the alcohol from the bottle of whiskey we just added boils off" that have proven to be false.

  • @ursicthepro1778
    @ursicthepro1778 4 года назад +1038

    0:50 i thought he was gonna reach for his tactical bottle of olive oil, which he carries everywhere.

  • @mork0213
    @mork0213 4 года назад +4468

    0:50 I swear I thought he was going to take an olive oil bottle off his pocket

    • @tinky2914
      @tinky2914 4 года назад +79

      Mork02 is that not where you keep your olive oil ? I keep my mayo in my left pocket 😂

    • @berkayulutas8516
      @berkayulutas8516 4 года назад +16

      i thought he did take it out of his pocket before seeing your comment

    • @claudiomaniero645
      @claudiomaniero645 4 года назад +34

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did to be honest. If the dude was a magician he would straight up be pulling bottles of olive oil from his hat

    • @manuelalvaroalvarezconcha4950
      @manuelalvaroalvarezconcha4950 4 года назад +13

      He DID search for the bottle on his back pocket

    • @crocodileranger8404
      @crocodileranger8404 4 года назад +2

      p normal. I keep my spaghetti in my left pocket

  • @Danivanimado
    @Danivanimado 3 года назад +6852

    So him being Gordon Ramsay's teacher is the reason why Gordon's "Splash of olive oil" is actually half a bottle

    • @krishnakireetitata2385
      @krishnakireetitata2385 3 года назад +243

      Yea just a splash and half the bottle is gone

    • @MrDoYouKnowMe2211
      @MrDoYouKnowMe2211 3 года назад +255

      This is just something chefs do.
      If it isn't steak or burgers, completely fucking douse the food in olive oil or butter to make it edible.

    • @muzlp
      @muzlp 3 года назад +104

      and BUTTER! all u need to transform ur regular home-cooked meal to a top restaurant’s meal is just an extra touch of butter & olive oil 😆

    • @justyourtypicalweeb1943
      @justyourtypicalweeb1943 3 года назад +92

      Gordon:"Tiny knob of butter"

    • @elbowsbuns1896
      @elbowsbuns1896 3 года назад +119

      @@justyourtypicalweeb1943 *tosses half of France's butter supply into the pan*

  • @thekilla1234
    @thekilla1234 7 месяцев назад +14

    1:05 The way the cameraman moves the camera to the bottle and back to the pan like "fukin hell m8".

  • @ferrarileadstrategist319
    @ferrarileadstrategist319 4 года назад +3293

    "splash of olive oil"
    *proceeds to deplete Iran of its resources*

    • @yes4993
      @yes4993 4 года назад +5

      Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 года назад +7

      Does Iran produce olive oil?
      Aren't the classic olive oil countries Italy and greece?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 года назад +2

      @hugh jaynus99 No, I just wamted to correct the original comment without seeming mean

    • @hmstogii2805
      @hmstogii2805 4 года назад +8

      @@tychoderkommentator2989 r/wooosh

    • @kmk9643
      @kmk9643 4 года назад +1

      Nah the Middle East

  • @Zia_Ali.
    @Zia_Ali. 4 года назад +4441

    Regular people : Hand sanitizer
    This guy : Little bit of olivool

  • @mawewisgod5539
    @mawewisgod5539 3 года назад +17988

    Gordon : hot pan, olive oil
    Marco : Just alidibidofolivol

    • @Monasaurus_Rex
      @Monasaurus_Rex 3 года назад +149

      Djusosjdiej just take my stupid like, I’ll go die of laughter in a corner

    • @calebfromcolumbus3831
      @calebfromcolumbus3831 3 года назад +112

      Bro I’m shocked I read that perfectly 😂😂😂😂

    • @angieholland9648
      @angieholland9648 3 года назад +33

      Spot on 😂

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 года назад +28

      Olive oil is not good at high heat it’s smoke point is low

    • @angieholland9648
      @angieholland9648 3 года назад +4

      @@unnamedchannel1237 lol

  • @fudgex453
    @fudgex453 Год назад +6

    The closed captions keep thinking he’s saying “volleyball” lmao

  • @redndead94
    @redndead94 3 года назад +5076

    "Excuse me sir, there's a soup in my olive oil "

  • @thescientist1245
    @thescientist1245 4 года назад +609

    “Little bit of olive oil.”
    *solid 3 seconds of pouring olive oil in the pan*

    • @コウ-x9y
      @コウ-x9y 4 года назад +17

      With the bottle completely upside down

  • @qwertmom
    @qwertmom 3 года назад +9500

    I’m convinced that all it takes to be a world class chef is a tiny bit of olive oil

  • @Mart-E12
    @Mart-E12 Год назад +6

    Love how he spills it somewhere else at the end

  • @lalupa4681
    @lalupa4681 4 года назад +3226

    Waiter: “Alright sir what would you like to drink?”
    Him: “A little bit of olive oil”

  • @seabear2494
    @seabear2494 4 года назад +1834

    It took me about 30 seconds to realize these were all separate clips and I was so lost on what he was trying to cook...

    • @boybreakdowns
      @boybreakdowns 4 года назад +3

      Same roflmfao

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 года назад +4

      Conor Barrett Bahahaha 😂

    • @SKRRTCOBAIN00
      @SKRRTCOBAIN00 4 года назад +6

      it took me the whole vid and 15 minutes in the comment section 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 года назад +2

      It's the end of the video *and I just noticed this comment and I didn't even know..*
      I thought he was just making a ten course meal..

    • @onceblinkerfrommars1412
      @onceblinkerfrommars1412 4 года назад

      I laughed so hard with your comment😂😂😂

  • @TheForneyBear
    @TheForneyBear 3 года назад +20246

    Marco has taught me that a “little bit of Olivol” could really mean anywhere from a teaspoon to 3 cups on your food.

    • @chawkichalladia1812
      @chawkichalladia1812 3 года назад +179

      come to tunisia, we learn that at birth lol

    • @Amm17ar
      @Amm17ar 3 года назад +172

      its really your choice. Maybe even a knorr olivol flavoured stock pot?

    • @chawkichalladia1812
      @chawkichalladia1812 3 года назад +41

      @@Amm17ar that's an insult to olive oil

    • @Amm17ar
      @Amm17ar 3 года назад +78

      @@chawkichalladia1812 Thats an insult to Knorr stock pot

    • @chawkichalladia1812
      @chawkichalladia1812 3 года назад +76

      @@Amm17ar we can fight to the death and the one left standing gets to decide. gladiator style for the sake of olive oil pride.

  • @MP-mz7un
    @MP-mz7un Год назад +113

    I found these videos of Marco funny until I lived with Italians in a shared house. Never in my life have I seen so much oil consumed. It was unbelievable 😅

    • @TC-be7kx
      @TC-be7kx 6 месяцев назад

      so now we know where marco is from.

  • @AshgabatKetchumov
    @AshgabatKetchumov 2 года назад +7027

    I love how "a little bit" ranges anywhere from just a drop to the whole bottle.

    • @MiroslawHorbal
      @MiroslawHorbal 2 года назад +163

      It's your choice

    • @tylerchambers6246
      @tylerchambers6246 Год назад +122

      @@MiroslawHorbal there's no real recipe, if we're being honest. Never allow a recipe to dictate. Because perfection? Perfection is just a lot of little things done well.

    • @MartinPerez-cd9uq
      @MartinPerez-cd9uq Год назад +13

      ⁠@@tylerchambers6246 I respect you opinion but I disagree with perfection simply being “ a lot of little things done well”

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks Год назад +6

      An entire bottle is a "little bit" to a giant.

    • @dandan4092
      @dandan4092 Год назад +13

      @@MartinPerez-cd9uq it’s something that MPW says

  • @glencoco3154
    @glencoco3154 4 года назад +2412

    The subtitles:
    Generous ammount of *_Volleyball._*

    • @lydiahumes6566
      @lydiahumes6566 4 года назад +11

      Pfp checks out xD

    • @TalesKursped
      @TalesKursped 4 года назад +6

      0:56

    • @tamaeru
      @tamaeru 4 года назад +2

      Oikawa xD

    • @probablyahuman3488
      @probablyahuman3488 4 года назад +8

      Aye let me get some of that volleyball I’m making pasta

    • @YOLO-sp5bi
      @YOLO-sp5bi 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, because volleyball is very Italian to have with lentil soup

  • @Kupcakekitty648
    @Kupcakekitty648 4 года назад +1810

    The comment section is literally the same three jokes, but they still got me wheezing every time.

    • @karnell5761
      @karnell5761 4 года назад +5

      True haha

    • @WiscoTricks
      @WiscoTricks 4 года назад +23

      Guys i need help my screen is dry, I'm having a hard time swipi... *just a little more olive oil*

    • @Saramusvasque2838
      @Saramusvasque2838 4 года назад

      Four

    • @MsRAZGRIZ1
      @MsRAZGRIZ1 4 года назад +11

      The comment is a bit salty, let's add a *SPLASH OF OLIVE OIL* to get that Mediterranean flavor

  • @ryanbush4241
    @ryanbush4241 Год назад +31

    “Sir there is food in my olive oil”

  • @reddinorawr3968
    @reddinorawr3968 4 года назад +18483

    This man singlehandedly saves the Greek economy by buying all the olive oil.

    • @franklinfocus
      @franklinfocus 4 года назад +26

      RedDinoRawr 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @reddinorawr3968
      @reddinorawr3968 4 года назад +61

      @Alex Its a joke, I know how olive oil is mostly sold in Greece.

    • @GhostOfJohnLennon
      @GhostOfJohnLennon 4 года назад +26

      RedDinoRawr no you don’t

    • @reddinorawr3968
      @reddinorawr3968 4 года назад +144

      @@GhostOfJohnLennon My uncle and my grandfather happen to produce olive oil their whole lives...... So I kinda do......

    • @GhostOfJohnLennon
      @GhostOfJohnLennon 4 года назад +22

      RedDinoRawr no

  • @teji7723
    @teji7723 4 года назад +3297

    Customer: "why is there spaghetti and meatballs in my Olive oil?!"

    • @ThorbjornBGamer
      @ThorbjornBGamer 4 года назад +18

      I died reading your comment.

    • @trinitybeaty3162
      @trinitybeaty3162 4 года назад +50

      Yeah why are there chips in my bag of air????

    • @davidsantos475
      @davidsantos475 4 года назад

      Thats just searing them you dumb

    • @thebigoof
      @thebigoof 4 года назад +3

      @@davidsantos475 it's just a joke.

    • @davidsantos475
      @davidsantos475 4 года назад +1

      @@thebigoof in other case it can work. In that is really needed

  • @rsarin18
    @rsarin18 5 лет назад +3803

    I swear his "little bit of olive oil" and "generous amount of olive oil" were the same amount

    • @colekeck5147
      @colekeck5147 5 лет назад +89

      rsarin18 little bit was more

    • @GuyWithChainsaw
      @GuyWithChainsaw 5 лет назад +75

      Just a little bit of generous amount of olive oil

    • @pas1411
      @pas1411 5 лет назад +6

      The Generous one should be 1-2 bottle of it

    • @nothingwrong1050
      @nothingwrong1050 5 лет назад

      "Little" umm i think u put too less ;) *glug glug glug* there perfect

  • @joeyflat1452
    @joeyflat1452 Год назад +227

    Honestly, watching Marco and a few other people cook has caused me to use oil a lot more liberally, and yeah. It works. Oil just makes stuff taste better.

    • @bugpopper9446
      @bugpopper9446 Год назад +13

      Just dont overdo jt

    • @wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822
      @wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822 Год назад +69

      ​@@bugpopper9446just a little bit of olive oil

    • @Leeschany
      @Leeschany Год назад +2

      Wouldn't that make it all taste like...olives?

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Год назад +11

      It really doesn't. It just makes stuff taste like olive oil. It's like people putting cumin, garlic, and paprika in everything because they think it makes them good chefs.

    • @ashleysmith746
      @ashleysmith746 Год назад +61

      ​@@bbbbbbb51"it's like people putting stuff that taste good in their food" lmao

  • @sumdood2494
    @sumdood2494 4 года назад +2984

    Everybody gangsta till he says a moderate amount of olive oil.

  • @letmefarmplease8949
    @letmefarmplease8949 4 года назад +2707

    This guy: "A little bit of olive oil"
    My head: *A littlebitoh voleyball*

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 4 года назад +36

      *haikyuu in the kitchen*

    • @VoyagerEugen
      @VoyagerEugen 4 года назад +9

      @@simplykathrynrebeca there is everywhere japanese reference

    • @mustardman9178
      @mustardman9178 4 года назад +2

      Copied

    • @amunhotep9188
      @amunhotep9188 4 года назад +2

      Hinata broke into the kitchen

    • @peachykeen4741
      @peachykeen4741 4 года назад +4

      It’s like that “two shots of tequila” but rather then trying to get drunk he’s trying to kill himself with fucking o l i v e o i l

  • @joshbaker7633
    @joshbaker7633 5 лет назад +3271

    I think it's more than just a little bit when you start hearing the blobbing sounds

    • @nigerianprince4554
      @nigerianprince4554 5 лет назад +1

      Josh Baker huh

    • @connormarquez6399
      @connormarquez6399 5 лет назад +17

      I think you never used olive oil with the splash cap on.

    • @connormarquez6399
      @connormarquez6399 5 лет назад +4

      @I Make Reddit Users Cry What? Sounds like 472 more tests I passed in grammar for you to come up with that ingenious comment. Dumbass.

    • @kendrakrust1244
      @kendrakrust1244 5 лет назад +1

      @@connormarquez6399 Ooh burn!

    • @sorrow5429
      @sorrow5429 5 лет назад

      0:58

  • @Cusnpbzn
    @Cusnpbzn Год назад +43

    three of these cuts were from one video! the rustic vegetable soup

    • @LostCanuck192
      @LostCanuck192 8 месяцев назад +10

      I think you mean "rustic oil soup" 😂😂

  • @_OneGrape
    @_OneGrape 4 года назад +5110

    This man is the "Just two shot of vodka" woman reincarnated.

    • @dreamhunter2231
      @dreamhunter2231 4 года назад +25

      "Two shots of vodka"

    • @Orlkov
      @Orlkov 4 года назад +39

      Two shots of olive oil

    • @AnneIllustrating
      @AnneIllustrating 4 года назад +16

      Sandra Lee is a legend.

    • @legacyof7
      @legacyof7 4 года назад +11

      Lol she also decorated a store bought cake mix Angel Food cake with some mint and instead of using a few leaves she put an entire bloody bush of it in the middle rofl

    • @shehmo
      @shehmo 4 года назад

      So that woman is dead ight?

  • @Fithrealmhuntsman
    @Fithrealmhuntsman 4 года назад +1819

    0:56 “chinist valla volla voil”

    • @gizemozturk5196
      @gizemozturk5196 4 года назад +53

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @jobeanie123
      @jobeanie123 4 года назад +153

      In case anyone is actually confused (and I'm not sure anybody is), he's saying "generous amount of olive oil," but he's shortening it down quite a lot to where it sounds so strange!

    • @petrichor7000
      @petrichor7000 4 года назад +10

      This is my favorite comment

    • @qubez
      @qubez 4 года назад +6

      I’m crying

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 4 года назад +6

      @@jobeanie123 English is my second language so yeah I was confused with what he said

  • @teddyytan
    @teddyytan 4 года назад +3043

    “Just a touch of olive oil”
    **aggressively unscrews top and shoves bottle into food**

    • @nixweldon1618
      @nixweldon1618 4 года назад +4

      @@suckmyballzgameplays7172 that first comment was so morbid and detailed and I don’t know how someone even thinks that up go outside bro💀😭

    • @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL
      @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL 4 года назад

      PLEASE can someone help me find the first clip? I really want to find this recipe for lentil soup, I have a ton of lentils I wanna use. But looking up "marco pierre white lentil soup" does not turn up the video in question. I cannot find it anywhere.

    • @faveli6369
      @faveli6369 4 года назад

      Rustic vegetable soup is the episode of that helps.

    • @whatiswhat8061
      @whatiswhat8061 4 года назад

      dumbledore said calmly

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 года назад +1

      @@nixweldon1618 what was the comment I need to know

  • @GlenCGN
    @GlenCGN Год назад +10

    1:13 a bit of olive oil to clean the kitchen too, gives it that glistening look

  • @ronw2550
    @ronw2550 5 лет назад +25682

    o l i v o l

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures 5 лет назад +3001

    This man single handedly carried the Greek economy after their recession

  • @LifoGifo
    @LifoGifo 4 года назад +3555

    0:50 I really thought he was gonna whip out the olive oil bottle from a holster or something xD

    • @erlendvageskar3356
      @erlendvageskar3356 4 года назад +16

      Same here

    • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
      @Zipfei_Kloatscher 4 года назад +56

      He probably whipped out something different while putting "a tiny bit of olvool" into the pans... 😅

    • @birdisipanda
      @birdisipanda 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 4 года назад +7

      I kept expecting that and I've watched this video for an unhealthy amount of time.

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 4 года назад +4

      He always kept an olive oil in his holster

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 Год назад +5

    I imagine there's hair in his meals too. 'It just gives you that mediterranean...'

  • @verysucculent
    @verysucculent 5 лет назад +3965

    I think he used 5 bottles too little olive oil. Actually, what you want to do is throw the dish away and just consume olive oil.

  • @aria-xw8ce
    @aria-xw8ce 4 года назад +3438

    ah, yes, the two genders: a little bit of olive oil and two shots of vodka

    • @ssip7339
      @ssip7339 4 года назад +1

      Hmm 🤔

    • @jeansofter
      @jeansofter 4 года назад +2

      @gar foreskin or OMLETT

    • @alyssa_arlert9842
      @alyssa_arlert9842 4 года назад

      I’m two shots of vodka

    • @ohword9541
      @ohword9541 4 года назад

      @Mathew Riachi It's intersex, so it's in between.

  • @yasmine25253
    @yasmine25253 5 лет назад +4963

    “a tiny bit of olive oil”
    *glug glug glug glug*

  • @davewebster5120
    @davewebster5120 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for this! I have honestly learned more about cooking by watching him cook than any other person. After seeing how he worked the pan I realized that was the better way. You still continue to inspire, Chef!

  • @RomanCashCommunity
    @RomanCashCommunity 4 года назад +2016

    "Now we are going to administer a rather large amount of olive oil"
    *truck beeping sounds come from outside*

    • @nataliajaf
      @nataliajaf 4 года назад +4

      😂🤡🤣🥲♥️

    • @kallscape1884
      @kallscape1884 4 года назад +15

      thats just his weeklyolive oil delivery arriving

    • @charlieyelland7515
      @charlieyelland7515 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahahhahaha omfg

    • @samwatson8108
      @samwatson8108 4 года назад

      @@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL Hey Vinny, I think this is the video your looking for, thank me later. ruclips.net/video/0YHx4tMk0Vs/видео.html

    • @RedSiegfried
      @RedSiegfried 4 года назад

      He's the olive oil company's biggest customer. Him followed closely by the United States of America.

  • @tamed4171
    @tamed4171 5 лет назад +6412

    The olive oil industry survives solely because of this guy

  • @yulfahrioramdhani2022
    @yulfahrioramdhani2022 5 лет назад +2364

    i believe instead of water he drinks olive oil 2 liters a day

  • @pomme00800
    @pomme00800 Месяц назад +2

    I am a Mediterranean, a Tunisian to be specific, and olive oil is LIFE. We literally drink it as it is 😂 Also Tunisians are Muslims and in islam olive oil is seen as scared oil, believed to have many benefits to the body. So we are like using it for everything: cooking, hair care, skin care...

  • @legonathcadde
    @legonathcadde 5 лет назад +5578

    A tiny bit of olive oil
    *Proceeds to drop Saudi Arabia into the pan*

  • @largeoctahedron
    @largeoctahedron 2 года назад +2687

    0:50 i was legitimately afraid he was going to reach for his belt and pull out some sort of quickdraw olive oil container

    • @the11382
      @the11382 2 года назад +77

      Perhaps he has a bottle for special occasions?

    • @Mortis3897
      @Mortis3897 Год назад +130

      Pocketoil

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Год назад +67

      LOLLL he carries syringes when he's gone a while without a hit

    • @thalamusDecimation
      @thalamusDecimation Год назад +14

      this comment is sending me oh my god

    • @topiheimola69
      @topiheimola69 Год назад +3

      Hah same

  • @kasmeneyes2227
    @kasmeneyes2227 5 лет назад +5699

    He forgot the most important ingredient: 2 shots of vodka

    • @drpaspartu
      @drpaspartu 5 лет назад +96

      That's...not the joke...

    • @konami1979
      @konami1979 5 лет назад +15

      And a cube or two of Knorr bouillon.

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 5 лет назад +87

      *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*

    • @ironicyouth4064
      @ironicyouth4064 5 лет назад +11

      @@realhoangtrump4440 r/wooosh

    • @Ivan-vn1pd
      @Ivan-vn1pd 5 лет назад

      Ahhh @sydneyStreets I see you are a fan of Papa Boris

  • @lostonthemoon5074
    @lostonthemoon5074 8 месяцев назад +5

    I like how aggressively he goes in on that last one like it had been too long since the last dose and he was about to go through withdrawal

  • @tillieeeee7777
    @tillieeeee7777 2 года назад +8517

    1:11 I love how he says "It just gives it that mediterranean..." it's almost like he desperately tries to find excuses to use olive oil. Like an addiction.

    • @msgesus4518
      @msgesus4518 2 года назад +57

      lmaoooo

    • @msgesus4518
      @msgesus4518 2 года назад +528

      "it's like a minestrrrrrony..."

    • @burger2229
      @burger2229 2 года назад +39

      @@msgesus4518 say that again and see what happens

    • @magnuskuhlmann6358
      @magnuskuhlmann6358 2 года назад +198

      And then proceeds to spill it all over when lifting the bottle 😂

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami 2 года назад +38

      it's like he's giving an excuse for his porn

  • @umitatsuya2492
    @umitatsuya2492 3 года назад +7920

    Marco’s wife struggling to push the baby out
    Marco: Have u tried a generous dash of a olivol

    • @UniversalLuv444
      @UniversalLuv444 3 года назад +33

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @river1153
      @river1153 3 года назад +93

      How did you come up with this and what made you think it was a good idea to share this with others?

    • @umitatsuya2492
      @umitatsuya2492 3 года назад +482

      @@river1153 i drank too much olivol

    • @melvindmello508
      @melvindmello508 3 года назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @iamhorny4542
      @iamhorny4542 3 года назад +101

      Im gonna put a tiny bit of oil in the baby, then im going to, rub it off with my cloth. This will assist me in extracting the baby without the baby sticking.

  • @mandingus3823
    @mandingus3823 5 лет назад +1522

    Marco: starts cooking.
    Olive Oil: my time has come.

  • @adriancioroianu1704
    @adriancioroianu1704 5 месяцев назад

    He looks so happy with himself after the "generous amount of olive oil" bit

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +2433

    Every time he says olive oil, an olive grove in Italy loses its olives

    • @asifarif_
      @asifarif_ 3 года назад +8

      Ayo this comment is underrated af bro HAHAHAHHAHA

    • @LuciferLizardo
      @LuciferLizardo 3 года назад +28

      Together we can stop this.

    • @thejohnson2328
      @thejohnson2328 3 года назад +5

      Good there are countries like Greece left

    • @derkazar7145
      @derkazar7145 3 года назад +1

      You are all over RUclips, aren't you?
      I run into you in the comments section looking at new history videos so often. :p

  • @Sevastous
    @Sevastous 4 года назад +864

    0:49 I really thought that he was gonna reveal a reserve oil bottle from his back lol :b

    • @krsol439
      @krsol439 4 года назад +4

      Lol same

    • @RachelDoesntknow
      @RachelDoesntknow 4 года назад +16

      Right like I assumed that, naturally, he keeps one in his pocket. I didn't even have to click the timestamp to know which part you meant cos I felt it too haha

    • @Drauzet
      @Drauzet 4 года назад +2

      I thought he was gonna draw a sidearm from his waist lmao

    • @thatoneguy5468
      @thatoneguy5468 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @JG-lq2em
    @JG-lq2em 4 года назад +6651

    Wife: were out of lube
    Marco: just a little bit of olive oil

    • @msi4887
      @msi4887 4 года назад +321

      a tiny but of olivul

    • @tokutickler
      @tokutickler 4 года назад +64

      I would give you a like, but right now you have 69. I don't want to ruin it for you.

    • @NameSurname-ee4sw
      @NameSurname-ee4sw 4 года назад +8

      Lmaooo

    • @wombAt_20
      @wombAt_20 4 года назад +26

      I heard his voice.

    • @ronaldbegino2765
      @ronaldbegino2765 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahahahahaha. Fuck.