The Original Carving Guy ! - In the Old Country Buffet Training Video
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2021
- Yes I am the Original Carving Guy in Old Country Buffet Training Video !
Just a Bit Older LOL
If you would like to know how to cut your meat at Dime Thickness, Just Watch the Video ! Bahahahahaha 
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I have just found Lost episodes Of the training video , Such as episode one And some other ones .
I Will be posting as soon as I can transfer it ....
Groovy stuff, The One, The Only, BEST Carving Guy EVER! : )
What year was it when you filmed this?
Wow, 2021 is already better than 2020! Thank you
That would make 2021 better! We need more Old Country Buffet training in our lives!
You're a national treasure
Alright
You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.
Haha me too.
Same bro. Same.
Between the video and comments, this is comedy gold. Better than most shows today. 😂
Man...same. But I don't turn 38 until next month.
It never goes as planned do it😂
"Have you ever held a friend as he dies in the sands of Fallujah?"
"Ham, please."
Are you asking for help?
@@chad8251 I'm asking for ham. A dime thickness only.
I'm dead
Geezus man that was gold.
"Dont worry, your wife will be in good hands with me and the fireteam."
"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"
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*deep sigh* (menacingly) Answer the question.
"I need to know what we're callin' it for."
Sir?
"Have you ever stared into the void and seen it staring right back?"
"Just ham this time, please."
"Did you catch the game last night?"
"What game?"
"I don't know, they told me to say that"
“Did you catch the game last night?”
Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.
@@DCToonTime sounds like a skit for MadTV 😂
Lmao. I laughed so hard I farted
@Andrew Joseph Dotson I shit my pants so hard i laughed
Ludicrous display last night
His face looks like he’s been screaming internally for hours
LMAO!!
Lolll
Bro I can't stop laughing lmaooo
I always thought that was all us cooks looked like....
years*
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” -Henry David Thoreau
“what's called resignation,is confirmed desperation”
“The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous” ~ Charles Bukowski
We need a "Where is he now" documentary on this dude.
This is the actual guys own channel lol
Yeah, we should find out where this guy is
“Do you like hot fudge sundays”
“Yeah!”
“Ok. Well here’s a slice of ham for ya”
I just laughed my ass off at this comment.
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lol very good
I’ve never seen someone so happy and miserable at the same time
You like hot fudge sundaes? 🙂
You know this dude carves up prostitutes at night
You ain't foolin nobody Patrick Bateman..... Did you catch huey Lewis & the news last night?
Bahahahahahahahahahah
it's called alcoholism, sport
lol you funny James
"Once they've paid for the meal, nobody pays attention to them." GOOD. As a guest this is exactly what I'd want.
Did you catch the game last night?
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Is it still hot outside?
This should be used as a tutorial for socially awkward people. Asking someone if they like hot fudge sundaes is an outstanding conversation starter.
Lol omg I'm dead
And follow that one up immediately by asking them what grade they're in a skewel.
@@gtdrummerdude
Skewel... DEAD
“You ever been in a cockpit before?”
“You ever seen a grown man naked?”
That’s exactly how the talk to kids part felt! 😂
THIS!!! “Do you like gladiator movies?”
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@@kennethlauer4735 what a f*cking reference. Amazing work
"Did you catch the game?"
"Have you tried the lasagna?"
"Will you deliver this note to my wife and kids?"
"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-"
uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*
@FujiFilm thin slices are more tender. We're going to have to ask you a few questions. We're from the buffet.
No you didnt 💀💀💀💀
It’s written on ham… in roast beef
LOLOL
After he gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Has me rolling each time.
Isnt that what every man says after giving someone his meat?!!? 🤣🤣🤣
He wanted a compliment bet
Wonder what were they talking about for the next 10 seconds..
@@projectJ30she was explaining why she loves it thick.
I can still remember my conversation with Old Country Buffet Carving Station guy. I told him I was in 2nd grade. He said "thats nice". Changed my life
Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.
Too bad he had to go out like that i thought he'd retire with his title. 😆
You’re brilliant
The scouting report on him said he had great control at carving ham and beef but turkey breast was a weakness.
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Buffet carvers should legitimately get paid more than nfl players. Simple as.
This carving guy is one rude child away from murdering every customer in that buffet with his carving knife.
Not before sharpening with “the steel”👍
dude sick movie premise
I am dying
Micheal Myers The Early Years
I hope he does it in dime width slices...the meat is more tender that way, and you can always come back for more!
"Good evening, Mr. Smith. I see you are with a different lady friend than your visit with us last night."
These comments are the funniest thing on the internet.
I’m on vacation laying in bed watching this.
"Guests often feel they're....on their own"
Whom are you laying? Or did you mean "lying"? :-D
True relaxation
that sounds awesome
Now that is living.
Why in Christ's name did I just watch this whole video like my interview is tomorrow
Same..smoking and watching it wishing my first day was tomorrow. Touching up on my "allllright"
I took notes...
@@100689jr lmaoooo smartass
@@stevemize2164 lmaooooo
Cause it is
I'm an HVAC technician, while fixing a customer's furnace I said "have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite"....the customer was confused
Excellent choice!!
brilliant sir
"What grade are you in school? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"...Click Click
You should have asked them if it's still hot out there
😂😂😂
He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.
Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!
@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.
What the fuck you are talking about?
@@sean-bz7gw😂 I’m dead maybe if you go to a playground and ask them they’ll be nicer
These folks really nailed it. What I’ve always disliked about buffets is the total lack of small talk from strangers while I’m getting my food. This explains why Old Country Buffet has become the largest corporation in the world
His ability to smile through a complete mental breakdown and anxiety hitting the ceiling is amazing.
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LOL
He did win an Academeat Award
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I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.
"What grade are you in at school?" "When do you turn 18?" Lol
Have you ever had a hot fudge sundae in the back of a conversion van?
Thats what I was thinking too lol
LOLOLOLOL
@@edwardgiovannelli5191bro stop
When was the original video filmed? I’m starting to see a pattern here 👀
I'm deeply concerned for myself that 1, RUclips recommended this video and 2, I watched the whole thing.
“Have you tried the lasagna? Its my favourite”.
There is no lasagna
It's how he answers his phone.
"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"
This actually made me laugh for like two minutes straight.
Lmao!
I might be a year late, but I'm laughing a years worth of laughter 🤣!
I’m wiping tears away. Fucking dark humor gets me every time.
Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.”
Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.
"Is it still hot out there?"
"It's 12 degrees outside."
(Very long awkward pause where he looks like he's about to cry)
"Is it still hot out there?"
Sorry I started training for this Job in June and they told me to ask that.
im fucken dead
Spoken like a true human AI. can't get a no for an answer.
A real life NPC stuck in an ‘if than’ loop…
Just don’t forget to ask how they like their hot fudge sundaes!
"These go to eleven!"
"Is it still hot out there?"
"It's negative 15."
"These heat lamps will be the death of me."
Knife guy "Did you try the lasgna?"
Customer "No"
Knife guy "Could you, I'm tired of talking to people"
“The thin slices are more tender.”
“Don’t give me that bullshit. Just keep carving until I tell you to stop.”
LOL
You can't cure "hungry" with "tender."
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“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”
Haha lol. Indeed.
THAT's what OCB was missing all those years!
Too much mac-n-cheese, not enough man-junk
I'm f*ckin dead dude XD
She would say "I want a real meal, not a snack."
🤣
He's carving the customers in his mind.
His words say "hello, how are you doing?" But his expression says "please hold my head under the jello until I stop breathing".
very underrated post.
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
😂
Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard at this comment.
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Having been a carver at a resort buffet I can confirm that this is exactly how it goes.
Me: "Is it still hot out there?"
Customer: "It's winter."
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I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.
@@crazydrummer181 now that I'm the boss, go clean my car 🤣
@@crazydrummer181😂😂😂😂😂
Now I wanna see a, "Where are they now" edition of this video...
"How much meat would you like me to provide, young lady?"
2:11 "We don't limit the fckn ham."
I caught that too. lol
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Don't you dare limit that ham carver boy!
Hahaha thank you
thot it was just me lol
After like 10 years in restaurant service this is like a Vietnam news reel for a veteran.
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Im a Barkeeper, hell, Im happy i never served alot. I cannot stand People in front of a bar anymore ^^
🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant
LMAO
😂😂😂
I feel like the carving station guy should have a real men of genius bud light commercial.
It's the "allllright" that's become an absolute staple in my household
Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear awkward chefs hats and stand in front of heatlamps. Here's to you, Carving Station Guy.
Carving all that meat kept his Jeffrey Dahmer urges at bay for years until he was able to get professional help
@@edwardgiovannelli5191 sometimes he couldn’t take it that’s why line cooks started going missing like red shirts
Real Men of Genius
This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.
1:40 Yooo I never thought I’d hear a company training video tell a grown man slicing up meats to “start conversations with children” 😂🤦🏻♂️
“Do you know when you will die?”
“Would you rather burn or drown?”
“Will you help me escape?”
LMAO 💀
The answer is no to all of that
Does my finger stink?
"Do you ever wonder if it's worth it?"
"Remember when you had dreams?"
"Allllright."
Awwwlright lol
I just watched this whole thing and I have no idea why.
He sounds like Otis from Opposing Force
He looks down like i hate this job hahaha
"DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?"
If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and work here. What a blast it would be!
If some dude carving ham ever asked my 10 year old daughter if she "wanted a hot fudge sundae"; with a perverted smile on his face, he would be wearing The Old Country Buffet Ambrosia Salad.
I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.”
Thank you, carving guy.
😂👍
The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's.
Then I read her OB-GYN book.
you are a pretty hairy nurse, mah boy.
Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus.
I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.
@@wesmantooth5908 horse fat is the best! Have a great day too!
“Would you like me to pre-chew the meat for you?……ALLRIIGHT!”
Hi mum
I read that in his voice.
Lol
Yuck
"It makes it more tender"
Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉
Exceptional meat management
9:09 "treat your knives with respect"
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?”
*Proceeds to pouring chocolate syrup on himself*
HOT
OH SHIT.......MIGHT AS WELL!
What grade r u in
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Is it still hot outside?
No, but its hot in here!
The “Nearest Manager” is clearly the villain in this tale.
I've turned into that manager. Where has my life gone 😖
lol
"Use the time between guests to maintain appropriate levels of your anti anxiety meds."
“Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot?”
I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.
Just pissed myself 😂
underrated comment
Appropriate response tbh.
Lol
“It’s residual sir send it”
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays much attention to them"
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
For real, that's the best part about buffets. I like to be left alone and not judged for how much I'm eating.
😂
@@diggles7015 or being asked how everything is while you have a mouth full of food
Brilliant
Amen
"Hey sir would you like ham or beef?" "both please" ... "Alllright.." I love it.
Remember. The Carvers forehead should always have the sheen of a man who works hard all day carving juicy beef and ham for the diners.
As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊
"I'd be glad to carve you that, thinner slices are more tender though"
@@kirklandcig5513 Yeah, but can I always come back for more?🍿🙂
My personal favorite is: "D'ya see that? I think she just blinked."
Wouldn’t be a bad idea to put a salad bar around an open casket though. Carving station prob needs to be appropriately located though.
@@davidswanson5669 Good point!🍇🥒🥦😂
1:36
Chef - “Do you like hot fudge Sundaes?”
Chris Hanson - “Take a seat right there”
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
@@MisterMikeTexas “have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
Lol
Lol
I was thinking the same. LOL
Server: did you catch the game last night?
Karen: let me speak to the manager
Sometimes while I'm standing in a long line I'll randomly turn to the person behind me and ask "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
"Is it still hot out there? Sure would be nice to see daylight, I've been stuck on this shift for 134 days now."
Fuckin brilliant comment 🤣😂🙌
"Is it Still Hot out there?!"
Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please
"Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift...
Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"
Every conversation you hold with a guest should begin something like this:
“Do you think 9/11 was an inside job?”
do you think the moon landing was real?
🤣
Damn funny though
Did you see that tower come down? No? Well here's your dime-thick slice, now get the F#ck out of my sight
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"Hey there! Have you looked at your butthole in a mirror? Its wild"
"I'll have the roast beef please"
I come to watch this every once in a while. I like the nostalgic feeling and it somehow makes me feel better about myself..
I was a manager at Hometown Buffet (part of Old Country and Ryan’s at the time) they instructed us to give a pencil thin slice of meat. People would come up and say “give me a nice thick slice” and we’d give them a transparent piece of beef 🤣😂
Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.
Mmmmm yyyyeeeaahhhh!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Goddamn XD
Hahahaha ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈👌
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Lmao!!
Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.
🤣
Read this in the narrator's voice
God damn animals trying to scavenge from the ham station
You win the comments section. ha
I just spit coffee all over my screen. 😆
This man is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs
Ham Please
Remember... a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one.
That's original?
"Are the police still outside?"
(awkward silence)
"Alright"
Carver: "did you catch the game last night?"
Customer: "No who won?"
Carver: "Hot fudge sundae, cuz it's a winner everytime!"
Fantastic
#ohsnap
Im dying🤣
“Boy I’ll say”
Shit. Why aren't you in the carving game, or maybe you are.
""The knife doesn't care if it's cutting through your hand, your fingers, or the gurgling throats of your enemies"
Lmfao
Best Gore much?
😂😂😂 this is amazing
I did catch game last night and made a lasagna out of it, my favorite.
this is deep.
Good to see that Kurgan did some productive things during his time of immortality as well
“Hey Johnny, does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?”
“A slice of roast beef please.”
"Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
"Wanna see the inside of my conversion van?"
Exactly what I was thinking
Ever seen a grown man naked?
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"
I got some candy lol
“Can I watch you go potty?” Lol!
"Do everything you can to please the guests" Kneepads will be provided.
Even if she want a slice of yourrr special meat.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tips optional? :d
Mitt would have been on knees.- former president of the United States
@@flip2724 Please don't. Keep your political agenda out of this conversation.
You’re my new hero! It’s weird how this piece of nostalgia (and all the weird hilarious reinventions of it) are so enjoyable to watch.
To all reasonable appearances, Fred’s a master meat slinger, a riveted conversationalist, and a real sharp guy!..
My wife and kids used to love going to Old Country Buffet for some reason. I always used to call it 'Scared Straight', because it was like prison food.
It's closed now, but you can still get the same experience by buying a rotisserie chicken and a can of green beans from Walmart, and getting a bunch of people to cough on it.
I used to take my family there and we called it 'Dinner and a Show' because it was so easy to make fun of some of the guests there.
Every tuesday night at 6:00pm the People of Walmart would waddle across the parking lot and set up camp at the OCB
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TOO FUNNY😂😂😂
@Chandller Burse Well, I mean if you want to get all fancy...
I never thought about it like that but guests probably often do feel like they’re “on there own.” But not at Old Country Buffet. You’re not just going to get a cut of meat but a slice of friendship as well
😂
“Pray you never learn just how good it can be to see another face.” -Dr. Mann, Interstellar
Or they're going to take a slice of your own meat if you were rude to the Carving Guy.
A dime thickness of friendship*
1:56 "Would you care for some ham or beef?"
"Sounds dicey, but I already paid. Let's give this hammer beef a shot."
“Your fourth shift duty is assisting the guest flow is light.”
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” gets me every time.
Do you like free candy? Creepy guy.
Until he says it to the kid and then it gets weird
"Yes carve me off a thin slice of Sundae. I can always come back for more"
“Do you like food poisoning?”
@@ge2623 😂 😂
The best thing is everyone is watching this for entertainment, and not for its intended purpose.
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Definitely for that nostalgic feel, if you had a job working in the 90s at any sort of restaurant or fast food establishment... You had to sit in the back and watch some shity ass training movie like this LMFAO the good old days
I’d wait for a tight line of customers to form by me and I’d ask “did you try the lasagna? It’s my favorite” over and over and over so every single person could hear it until I got pulled to go to the salad bar
The training videos still suck to this day lol.
Did you catch the game last night?
This was the OG fuel for Tim and Eric style comedy.
can I PLEASE be a kid again in the late 80's and early to mid 90's? PLEASE come back.
I’m 95% sure this is the video they play when you first enter purgatory.
It's the serial killer training video:
And then you're put to work in a Country Buffet, and are forced to use these lines. Except your shift never ends, and you don't ever get a break. This is it, for all eternity.
Purgatory is probably being trapped inside Country Buffet for all eternity
@@TheSnoozeFox purgatory is being stuck in rush hour traffic with explosive diarrhea.
And here I am watching it for pleasure
the chemistry between thick slice girl and the original carving guy, nice
they had a tryst later that night in the back of his conversion van. He came to find out three months later that she was only 14 at the time, according to court documents.
I hate how much I'm into her
“Are the cops still outside?” ***As a backup carving knife falls out of his pocket***
Thirty years later, Carving Guy is now the manager and gets to hire new Carving Guys. The circle of life...
He's in prison
@@D.B.Cooper-1971 dude why
@@jackcargill2427 for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...
He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi training younger Jedi’s
@@jackcargill2427 he's locked up w Jared from subway
"My you're a big girl, here's a little extra"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
"I was talking to the horse!"
💀
Bro 😭😂
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” “You want to?”
I love the fact that this training video specifically took the time to explain that children typically eat less than adults
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays attention to them" is the place where I want to eat every time. Please leave me the f alone once I paid for my meal.
EXACTLY!
You’re going to sit down & answer whether or not you like Hot Fudge Sundays & breakdown the previous night’s game or we will have a problem
😂😂😂
You deserve to be asked "What grade are you in at school?"
"aww man, I already paid for my meal- but now no one is paying attention to me anymore : (