my friend, this product is not designed for very large pieces. If you take a look at the ad, the food is not edited. It's just already cut in quarter cyliders!
I couldn't sit through the original ad without thinking of the countless YTPs made such as "Vince Is Obsessed with His Nuts". Absolutely lose it every time 😂
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Great in theory, if if wasn’t made of the cheapest flimsy plastic. One use and it’s nearly ready to be binned. Save your money & the planet & don’t buy!
@Norman First of all, your Information is outdated. North America makes up 4.5% (about 2 times more than your acclaimed 2%) of global plastic waste emitted to the ocean as of 2019 (Science Advances, 2021). Second of all, if you throw away your garbage correctly, like say, into the bin and have a private or government organization dispose of it, it most likely wouldn’t end up in the ocean (intentionally) but incinerated or buried for most cases, which means even if most of it doesn’t get recycled, they don’t just simply throw it into the ocean. Yes, a lot of garbage doesn’t get recycled due to how costly and difficult it is but it’s not that bad of an impact on the world as you might think, it’s disposed of *properly*. Yeah, recycling is a bit of a ‘scam’ (in the advertising sense, but not really) and we don’t really have an issue with garbage dumps. Not because we throw things into the ocean but because we dispose of them properly (and you’ll be surprised to know how small in volume garbage actually is compared to landfills n stuff). I don’t have any real information to back this up but I’m speaking from looking online and from common sense
never mind the fact that it can't cut for shit, even if it could could perfectly, you still have to cut all your veggies to shape anyways. You're already going through the "trouble" of getting your knife out, you're getting it dirty and you're going to have to clean it. Why not, at that point, just save the time you would spend having to clean the slap chop, and just chop your vegetables with the knife you've already committed to partially using. In fact, eventually you'll get so good at using a knife if you use it enough, that you'll probably be able to cut and clean the knife faster than you can cut and clean the slap chop.
The only use case where this *could* beat a knife is if the user can't use the knife (arthritis, hand tremor, etc). The fact that you need to cut vegetables to start using the slapchop is pretty damning.
@@miabobeea2644 Most of these products exist for exactly that purpose. They're for disabled or infirm people and mass-marketed because the investor/manufacturer doesn't want to limit the target demographic.
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my main concern with it is that those blades are going to go dull very quickly because they are constantly hitting the cutting board. If they go dull the whole product is useless since it can't be sharpened like a normal knife
Loved your honest review. You're giving it smaller and smaller pieces to chop and it still creates mess. I respect that you're not one of those who does not give the product enough ideal conditions to work and starts blabbering instantly.
i bet it could be really good if maybe the blade wasn't one continuous piece, the spring was stiffer, and the materials were higher quality it would be really good
it does work you just gotta hammer fist it like you're going for a UFC knockout. the counter top should quiver with fear for 5min after you finish choppin
This is the most content I’ve seen someone after buying, in his own words, “a piece of crap”. Nice review. Even if it worked like in the ad I can’t get over the fact that it only chops one cup of food at a time. If you have to use a knife first anyway, and work in batches, what’s the point?
When he mentioned that the video was 7 minutes so far I was honestly surprised. I thought I was like 3 minutes in, but you made that do engaging that I didn't even think about stopping until the very end. I applaud you for that.
I mean if that blade was sharper, this product would be pretty good. Maybe something inside to slide off stuff chunks too. Fine dicing is quite dificult, especially if you have shaky hands
For the advertisement/promotions they always make a solid product but it's not gonna be like that at the end product as they don't do quality check or even bother. It's like a quick money grab and hibernate kinda stuff.
I used to watch all the infomercials when I was a kid even after seeing them all 100 times each. Everything from the Slap Chop to the Ronco Rotisserie, to the George Foreman Grill, to the Miracle Blade, to the Magic Bullet.. I watched them all. I also loved watching the sword and knife show that came on the infomercial channel. They would sell swords and knives by the tons dirt cheap and the show was like 2 hours long and came on like everyday. Our family never had any infomercial products except the George Foreman Grill and we used it like twice before it got put in a cabinet forever..
i swear one of the selling points was to save your energy with cutting, what the hell are you cutting with that’s so exhausting? a 17th century knife?!
Reading all the comments, why do you believe ads in general? I can't believe I see so many people disappointed and going like "wow this review is so crushing".
the original slap chop looks much sharper and it looks like they added some sort of liquid to make it not stick to the blade or they have a good spring to not make it stick to the blade so easily advertisements can really get you to buy it if you gotten the perfect guy for the job
I used to think the best example of special effects on video was Star Wars or perhaps the Terminator series but no---- it's the SLAP CHOP. Making that fucking thing look quick, easy, and efficient in those infomercials is truly the best mindblowing Hollywood wizardry out there, bar none.
This is the equivalent of a McDonald’s burger ad or BK whopper ad vs the real product: they doctor it up & use whatever special effects or tricks they have on hand to make it look more appealing/effective & then con you by selling you a total piece of shit
@therealvinceoffer just subscribed!!!
Well ain’t that something!
the stars align that i want to see a review of the slap chop and this happens
congratulations
Amazing!
Lol
Congrats!
I'm hurt. Vince sold it so good
Vince is a beast
my friend, this product is not designed for very large pieces. If you take a look at the ad, the food is not edited. It's just already cut in quarter cyliders!
@@badcodehash4971 Nope.. he cut half an entire onion with the skin
It's in his Name Vince "Offer"
I can change it to 999 to 1k >:]
I'm waiting for the new improved version; it's called 'the knife'!
i feel like a knife is cheaper than slap chop
just get those banana slicers and use it for everything
Ah yes, the magical and elusive instrument of wizards.
@@ErikSawaya *DA K N O I F E*
cringe
I've just watched a 10min long slapchop review. damn that tv ads are insanely evil and alluring.
You gotta give 'em credit, that Slapchop ad was amazing
I mean, what should they say, "this prodict isnt good" ?
Yea because IT WORKED in that video
still not cured
@@tonitoni9059 They used special set ups that can be recreated, they didnt use tomatoes.
it definitely has potential but the dogshit quality is an immediate let-down
Even if the quality was better why not just use a knife or a processor
@@thenippleextractor to be quick
@@thenippleextractor because Im extremely sensitive to onions but I love them
Yeah, and the blades are probably kinda dull
@@blcksvvan you really would need to be disabled to buy this
After seeing the ad memed to death this review is crushing. I put it on a god-like pedestal, but I have seen god bleed.
Henry has a taste for theatre. 😂
“I put it on a god-like pedestal, but I have seen god bleed.” that sentence shook me 2 my core
they recommend slapping the shit out of it. not pushing down on it.
@@kurokyoto6221 I know. I failed harder than the Slap Chop. Will try again.
can you write a book or something
"He's hilarious"
Ah yes. The slap my nuts guy-
I couldn't sit through the original ad without thinking of the countless YTPs made such as "Vince Is Obsessed with His Nuts". Absolutely lose it every time 😂
Y O U A R E G O N N A L O V E M Y N U T S lmao
@@binhkoii3659 "MARTINI. LINGUINI. BIKINI."
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@@ErikSawaya LOL
Great in theory, if if wasn’t made of the cheapest flimsy plastic. One use and it’s nearly ready to be binned. Save your money & the planet & don’t buy!
Couldn't agree more. Can't stand products that end up in the bin. I was really hoping this wasn't one of them. 🥺
@Norman mansplaining garbage!!!!!
@Norman First of all, your Information is outdated. North America makes up 4.5% (about 2 times more than your acclaimed 2%) of global plastic waste emitted to the ocean as of 2019 (Science Advances, 2021). Second of all, if you throw away your garbage correctly, like say, into the bin and have a private or government organization dispose of it, it most likely wouldn’t end up in the ocean (intentionally) but incinerated or buried for most cases, which means even if most of it doesn’t get recycled, they don’t just simply throw it into the ocean. Yes, a lot of garbage doesn’t get recycled due to how costly and difficult it is but it’s not that bad of an impact on the world as you might think, it’s disposed of *properly*. Yeah, recycling is a bit of a ‘scam’ (in the advertising sense, but not really) and we don’t really have an issue with garbage dumps. Not because we throw things into the ocean but because we dispose of them properly (and you’ll be surprised to know how small in volume garbage actually is compared to landfills n stuff). I don’t have any real information to back this up but I’m speaking from looking online and from common sense
@@watermelon520b mansplaining isn’t a thing.
@@user-ni7ui1nk8p It is a thing unfortunately.
never mind the fact that it can't cut for shit, even if it could could perfectly, you still have to cut all your veggies to shape anyways. You're already going through the "trouble" of getting your knife out, you're getting it dirty and you're going to have to clean it. Why not, at that point, just save the time you would spend having to clean the slap chop, and just chop your vegetables with the knife you've already committed to partially using. In fact, eventually you'll get so good at using a knife if you use it enough, that you'll probably be able to cut and clean the knife faster than you can cut and clean the slap chop.
The only use case where this *could* beat a knife is if the user can't use the knife (arthritis, hand tremor, etc). The fact that you need to cut vegetables to start using the slapchop is pretty damning.
I guess we have bigot tinfoil hatter, slapchop will silence you soon!
It's like opening a scissors package with a scissors
I read this in Vince Offer’s voice halfway I don’t know why lol.
@@miabobeea2644 Most of these products exist for exactly that purpose. They're for disabled or infirm people and mass-marketed because the investor/manufacturer doesn't want to limit the target demographic.
Im actually gonna cry. The dude did so well pitching this in the commercial. This is like being told santa doesnt exist :(
9:35mins and somehow i feel like they've been well spent
😂😂😂
*making america skinner one slap at a time*
one thousand really
@@TheRealImozan Hey! He never said how America would be skinnier so technically he didn't like
@@TheRealImozan honestly, idr what is was trying to say here
@@reid1420 i think you meant he didnt lie lol
@@leanisastay3781 yeah das probably it. Autocorrect a bitch sometimes
speaking the truth, its does make your life less boring but more busy in fact
😂
😂😂😂
It actually works somewhat with the dry ingredients. The veggies with some moisture appear to be a struggle for SlapChop.
Veggies are no good, but I can slap my nuts all day with the Slap Chop.
@@jphanson Wait wait wait... Your nuts? But it will turn into... Ugh... Gory...
@@a_very_burnt_steak Just how I like it.
It sort of chopped the cucumber, that's like, a lot more of what I was expecting lol
This could've been a great product if it was better quality
And that's why I bought it... Was hoping.
@@ErikSawaya have you try to sharpen thr blade ?
That can be said for literally anything lmao
@@genesisosuna For real 😂
No shit sherlock
I was actually surprised that there wasn’t a vine thud when he slapped it
I'm really loving the punch mush, perfect for my mushy salad that looks like something straight from a Burger King kitchen
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There's other companies that basically make the same product, but with a sharp blade so it actually works well
Exactly! I have one from a different brand that's like 20 bucks. It works perfectly, the only thing that I dislike is the cleaning.
@@poopheads Yeahbwhats it called
Yeah, but does it butterfly open to clean?
Might’ve been better quality 9 years ago when it was relevant
Pretty sure it was still a POS 9 yrs ago... 😂
Can confirm, we had one back in the day, was pretty ass lmao
my main concern with it is that those blades are going to go dull very quickly because they are constantly hitting the cutting board. If they go dull the whole product is useless since it can't be sharpened like a normal knife
"Are you tired smashing potatoes? Well here's Slap Chop, it's not for chopping, it's for smashing"
-Slap Chop
You saved me some serious money. I thought it was real like 10 years ago
The guy in the commercial made it sound like Slap Chop could do anything
The ad had me in the first half, ngl
You have to stomp on it for it to work, they should call it the stomp chop
Edit: how do I have so many likes on this???
Thanks
Slap crap
@@StickThisUpYourAnus lol
@bumbumboom even better!!
@bumbumboom the blood adds flavor to your food.
@@RenShinomiya121 a bit of metal tang
Thank you for the review 😁
Loved your honest review. You're giving it smaller and smaller pieces to chop and it still creates mess. I respect that you're not one of those who does not give the product enough ideal conditions to work and starts blabbering instantly.
man attempts to cut vegetables with a product that cost 50 cents to make ASMR
Thank you for recognising me as a man. Family always calls me a child.
Off topic but this man looks like Johnny Sins' dad
So proud of my boy.
this is just like finding out santa’s not real as a kid
i bet it could be really good if maybe the blade wasn't one continuous piece, the spring was stiffer, and the materials were higher quality it would be really good
It would be better if the blade was actually sharp
I'm not a huge fan of feta but even I feel so excruciating pain seeing how the slapchop massacred it
lmao
Well they’re not wrong about the “slap”
i'm watching this at 4 am and i didn't fall asleep. you must be doing something right
Or your sleep schedule is fecked
oh no i just brought this opps
🤣🤣🤣 the commercial is that good!
That’s why you have to slap it hard to work effectively. Hence the name
Damn, first I find out that flex tape doesn’t actually work underwater and now this? I don’t think my heart can take much more
I shall be awaiting my prize in the mail.
It's called "SLAP Chop" not "Gently push down Chop"
Whaaaat???? You're telling me you WON'T be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop??
Nope! But I'll be reviewing the schitcky soon and hopefully roll away my troubles
That was surprisingly entertaining, a really good video. Good job my guy keep it up :)
Thank you for posting this. After watching your video, I decided that was not what I was looking for. I appreciate you making this.
Personally being greek, and knowing that u can cut feta with litteraly anything and the slap chop not being able to handle it... its embarassing
it does work you just gotta hammer fist it like you're going for a UFC knockout. the counter top should quiver with fear for 5min after you finish choppin
This is the most content I’ve seen someone after buying, in his own words, “a piece of crap”. Nice review.
Even if it worked like in the ad I can’t get over the fact that it only chops one cup of food at a time. If you have to use a knife first anyway, and work in batches, what’s the point?
Never regret your choices, just learn from them. 😂
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I love the fact that you need to use your knife to cut down a vegetable so you can make it fit the Slap Chop
Apologizing for the video orientation, you already have my respect, my man
my granny had one of those older push choppers and while it has dulled quite a bit over the years it's still good.
It's not Vincent's fault, its the company itself.
2:10 I am sorry. I hqve to point out that that is a 1/4, not an 1/8.
😂
i cant believe he conVINCEd people to buy this
"The pain of truth is greater than being lied to"
-Tito
Now I know Vince is a fraud
“Sort of works.”
*has vegetables minced in less than a minute*
"Stop having a boring tuna and stop having a borring life"
-that man from the commercial
When he mentioned that the video was 7 minutes so far I was honestly surprised. I thought I was like 3 minutes in, but you made that do engaging that I didn't even think about stopping until the very end. I applaud you for that.
My man!
You just were randomly recomendet to me and I appreciate it 😌... good video
I think the way the ad worked was
1. Sharper blades
2. better manufacturing
3. Stiffer fruits
4. Nuts
Honestly couldn't have asked for more! Great review, accidentally liked it before you told me not to so I guess you'll just have to deal with it
I mean if that blade was sharper, this product would be pretty good. Maybe something inside to slide off stuff chunks too. Fine dicing is quite dificult, especially if you have shaky hands
For the advertisement/promotions they always make a solid product but it's not gonna be like that at the end product as they don't do quality check or even bother. It's like a quick money grab and hibernate kinda stuff.
I used to watch all the infomercials when I was a kid even after seeing them all 100 times each. Everything from the Slap Chop to the Ronco Rotisserie, to the George Foreman Grill, to the Miracle Blade, to the Magic Bullet.. I watched them all.
I also loved watching the sword and knife show that came on the infomercial channel. They would sell swords and knives by the tons dirt cheap and the show was like 2 hours long and came on like everyday.
Our family never had any infomercial products except the George Foreman Grill and we used it like twice before it got put in a cabinet forever..
Rasclot secret weapon...
I made it to the end, where is my prize!? 😂
On the way.
This can't be true.
Vince will never lie to us.
I feel lied to
I watched the whole thing! And I liked and subscribed!
Ash you legend
I’ve really seen this product as an innovative masterpiece until now
If you've seen the original video it obviously works amazing. This dude just has a weak slap and needs to work on his technique
Unfortunately we are in lockdown in Australia, so the gyms are closed. Will get training asap tho.
@@ErikSawaya I find the right video helps
You have to literally cut the food yourself for it to work lol
A 35$ dollar chef knife will take you miles farther than this plastic claptrap, with or without proper knife skills. 🥲
i swear one of the selling points was to save your energy with cutting, what the hell are you cutting with that’s so exhausting? a 17th century knife?!
When a company won't send you a refund but will send you a replacement, you know you're getting scammed
This video is even more hilarious than the slap chop ad.
That smashed tomatoe at the beginning killed me!
Good luck with the rest though
The moment when he said "Don't like, don't subscribe" I made completely the opposite.
I like how he isn't pissed about the fact that he lost 30 dollars, I personally wouldn't look calm and chill as he did in the video
Life bro. Sometimes you win, sometimes you loose.
@@ErikSawaya Words to live by
best 10 minutes of my life ngl
So amazing. It breaks as you use it for it's intended purpose
Happy 400 subs man🥰
"Food keeps getting stuck"
This is why you use the blade guard.
Reading all the comments, why do you believe ads in general? I can't believe I see so many people disappointed and going like "wow this review is so crushing".
I'll stick to a food processor if I need something that finely mushed.
that ad was so convincing dude
This is exactly what my tired brain needed 😂Thanks!
Vince did a damn good job of marketing
the original slap chop looks much sharper and it looks like they added some sort of liquid to make it not stick to the blade or they have a good spring to not make it stick to the blade so easily advertisements can really get you to buy it if you gotten the perfect guy for the job
I used to think the best example of special effects on video was Star Wars or perhaps the Terminator series but no---- it's the SLAP CHOP. Making that fucking thing look quick, easy, and efficient in those infomercials is truly the best mindblowing Hollywood wizardry out there, bar none.
This is the equivalent of a McDonald’s burger ad or BK whopper ad vs the real product: they doctor it up & use whatever special effects or tricks they have on hand to make it look more appealing/effective & then con you by selling you a total piece of shit
I think display and demo models have higher build qualities, which is why they always work on tv, but then they make it cheap when mass produced
Good review Erik
Was hoping to hear the boom meme sound everytime you slapped
Nah nah nah ya see, the slap chop holds power only vince can tame, he truly knows the potential of the creation and how to use it.
This is the least efficient juicer I've ever seen
This thing is infinitely one upped by the existence of the food processor
Damn blade needs to be sharpened, like 20 molecules thick to even work
Thanks, Erik.
Since someone already reviewed Slap Chop, now just gotta wait for that Kitchen Gun review
I have this, I use it all the time, I love it, onions, celery, garlic, carrots etc…works for me
The second I saw the design of the blades I knew it wasn't gonna cut