Very Heavy Cube

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @williamosman
    @williamosman  4 года назад +27030

    All of our human interaction was filmed before THE OUTBREAK... I've just been living in a cave by myself eating bugs waiting for this whole thing to blow over. Also your mother says hi, and to wash your hands, and to stay away from people, and to change your underwear once in a while for cryin out loud.

  • @kersey701
    @kersey701 4 года назад +15898

    "if someone throws a tungsten cube at you"
    Will, if someone has the strength to throw a tungsten cube at you so it has enough force to reach you, then I would be far more afraid of that person.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад +489

      Kersey
      Yes, getting my head pulled from my torso at the neck or having my heart “kali-mah’d” out of my chest, Indiana Jones style, are both a little scarier, considering the fact that it would be easy for that person/monster.

    • @princeweekes1
      @princeweekes1 4 года назад +237

      @@conservat1vepatr1ot I'd prefer the monster throw the cube at me tbh, at least it would knock you unconscious rather than having to feel the excruciating levels of pain the mad man could cause

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +50

      Silver gold And no human contact either

    • @gromit7573
      @gromit7573 4 года назад +29

      Shizuo Heiwajima's ultimate weapon

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад +5

      Od dacity
      lol

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 4 года назад +3992

    I love how the cube just straight up doesn’t even slow down when it hits anything. It just keeps bloody going.

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 года назад +86

      The Energizer Bunny ain't got nothing on The Cube.

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 4 года назад +12

      He's a thicc axe boi!

    • @fila1445
      @fila1445 4 года назад +5

      I dropped 666th like
      \m/

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 года назад +20

      Just like the even bigger piece of tungsten we can drop from space!

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 4 года назад +15

      i n e r t i a

  • @Joseph125
    @Joseph125 4 года назад +4362

    "Hey, we'll sponsor your video! What do you want?"
    "Cube."
    "You know we'll give you quite a bit of money for this, right? And you just want a cube?"
    "Expensive cube"
    "Well alright, you're the boss"

    • @RichardCEditing
      @RichardCEditing 4 года назад +168

      the best thing is that it's probably what actually happened

    • @reii_uxu_
      @reii_uxu_ 4 года назад +26

      Just saying but there's a skill that Merlin has in the Seven Deadly Sins series which is "PERFECT CUBE". Could be because of that

    • @OnlyTheQuack
      @OnlyTheQuack 4 года назад +3

      Was going to be 1k like but 999 is more satisfying... Sorry bro

    • @adrianwelgemoed9562
      @adrianwelgemoed9562 4 года назад +7

      @@OnlyTheQuack 1.9k now so your comment makes no sense

    • @EclipseeRaven
      @EclipseeRaven 4 года назад +4

      D&D Figures I N E E D T H E C U B E

  • @solysteri
    @solysteri 2 года назад +2470

    As a wise man once said in an Amazon review,
    "All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.
    I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.
    Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
    Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
    Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.
    To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.
    I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality."
    -the fucking demigod that made this review

  • @katelynsinkovec4406
    @katelynsinkovec4406 4 года назад +9732

    I found his review on this an amazon it reads “*heavy boi* Almost impossible to pick up with one hand. It came well packaged in a wooden crate and lots of foam. I’m gonna smash stuff with it.” -So I love that and felt the need to share

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 4 года назад +85

      Could you link to it? I wasnt able to find it

    • @jordanrichards3585
      @jordanrichards3585 4 года назад +243

      I saw that review coincidentally a few months ago and took a double take knowing this video was going to come

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 года назад +52

      Jordan Richards what were you doing that you had to look up a $2000 tungsten cube?

    • @jordanrichards3585
      @jordanrichards3585 4 года назад +143

      @@dandanthedandan7558 I saw the smaller cube offered by the same people and then noticed they had an even larger one and it only had one review by "William O." I looked up my chat history with a friend and apparently I mentioned it on 4th of February

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 года назад +4

      @@jordanrichards3585 lol nice

  • @daniel-vr2pw
    @daniel-vr2pw 4 года назад +3258

    Fun fact:
    In Danish, "Tung" means heavy, and "Sten" means rock, therefore, "Tungsten" literally means, Heavyrock, a very fitting name.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 4 года назад +185

      Additional fun fact, Sten is also a rather common name in Denmark, so it can also refer to a fat dude named Stone, which is less fitting.

    • @maddex6539
      @maddex6539 4 года назад +87

      It’s the same in Sweden

    • @korvmedbrod9229
      @korvmedbrod9229 4 года назад +30

      Same in Swedish

    • @korvmedbrod9229
      @korvmedbrod9229 4 года назад +14

      @@SophiaAstatine and in Sweden

    • @SirNeikter
      @SirNeikter 4 года назад +45

      Yet it originates from Swedish. :^)

  • @mmerpremm
    @mmerpremm 3 года назад +639

    You know you’re gonna have a good time when a pianist, a failed myth buster, and a dumb scientist happen to be in the same backyard

    • @SreenikethanI
      @SreenikethanI 2 года назад +9

      your pfp suits this perfectly

    • @Nestomac
      @Nestomac 2 года назад +5

      With a very heavy block of metal

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Год назад +8

      Allen is currently the only legal mythbuster in existence

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 года назад +684

    “If you can dodge a tungsten cube, you can dodge a ball”
    -Rip Torn, “Dodgeball”

    • @brookekathryn1980
      @brookekathryn1980 4 года назад

      Gotta throw it first! 😂

    • @humanbeing1931
      @humanbeing1931 4 года назад +1

      Well I mean at that point it’s more like “dodgecube”

    • @brookekathryn1980
      @brookekathryn1980 4 года назад +1

      @@humanbeing1931 Can one dodge that of which cannot be lobbed into a trajectory past a few feet before the force of gravity overcomes it's mass prior to it's collision with the earth? William! Throw that damn thing! We have experiments to conduct! 😂

    • @bun3577
      @bun3577 4 года назад +2

      That's actually a great reference...

    • @therealkanyewestforreal
      @therealkanyewestforreal 4 года назад

      You know what a tungsten cube is a lot better than a wrench

  • @blue_leader_5756
    @blue_leader_5756 4 года назад +2719

    "The only difference between science and messing around is writing it down"
    -Adam Savage

    • @Okaysir99
      @Okaysir99 3 года назад +1

      We found each other
      I helped you out of a broken place
      You gave me comfort
      But falling for you was my mistake
      I put you on top, I put you on top
      I claimed you so proud and openly
      And when times were rough, when times were rough
      I made sure I held you close to me
      So call out my name (call out my name)
      Call out my name when I kiss you so gently
      I want you to stay (I want you to stay)
      I want you to stay, even though you don't want me
      Girl, why can't you wait? (Why can't you wait, baby?)
      Girl, why can't you wait 'til I fall out of love?
      Won't you call out my name? (Call out my name)
      Girl, call out my name, and I'll be on my way and
      I'll be on my
      I said I didn't feel nothing baby, but I lied
      I almost cut a piece of myself for your life
      Guess I was just another pit…

    • @TheDr_Crow
      @TheDr_Crow 3 года назад +29

      @@Okaysir99 why

    • @Okaysir99
      @Okaysir99 3 года назад +4

      @@TheDr_Crow hrony

    • @TheDr_Crow
      @TheDr_Crow 3 года назад +18

      @@Okaysir99 you're 10

    • @Okaysir99
      @Okaysir99 3 года назад +1

      @@TheDr_Crow 47

  • @joyzhang448
    @joyzhang448 4 года назад +530

    Daniel Thrasher on William Osman?
    The crossover I didn't know I needed.

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 3 года назад +1318

    You know, the idea that dropping a cube of tungsten onto somebodys head from the top of a skyscraper would hurt them is actually a myth.

    • @pavkata9568
      @pavkata9568 3 года назад +385

      yeah cause they'll die too quick to feel the pain

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 года назад +13

      @@pavkata9568 tru

    • @breeze3126
      @breeze3126 2 года назад +19

      Don't give them idea man, damn

    • @redrad14
      @redrad14 2 года назад +104

      @@pavkata9568 but tungsten cured my mortality

    • @StaleM8-
      @StaleM8- 2 года назад +6

      Prove it

  • @V.Longsuffering
    @V.Longsuffering 3 года назад +3910

    The most unexpected thing in this video honestly is a wild Daniel Thrasher appearing out of nowhere

    • @laurahinze4035
      @laurahinze4035 3 года назад +189

      100% that honestly surprised me so hard 😂

    • @justinlymburner580
      @justinlymburner580 3 года назад +37

      YES

    • @flyingpies
      @flyingpies 3 года назад +264

      yeah what's up with the random pianist these sections of my youtube watch habits aren't supposed to collide

    • @broisyougobbling
      @broisyougobbling 3 года назад +19

      EXACTLY

    • @scp-049
      @scp-049 3 года назад +7

      Yes

  • @inoob26
    @inoob26 4 года назад +408

    at this point WIlliam is just trying to see how many times he can get evicted by a landlord

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 4 года назад +20

      Not how many times, how many different ways.

    • @Joe-sc8fu
      @Joe-sc8fu 4 года назад

      What did he do last time that he got evicted

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 4 года назад

      The Bossinater fire

    • @Joe-sc8fu
      @Joe-sc8fu 4 года назад +1

      WDesign not that house the one after that

    • @inoob26
      @inoob26 4 года назад +2

      @@Joe-sc8fu probably seen his videos and went "nope" last vid he did in that home was the Roomba battle Royale iirc

  • @indecline_6740
    @indecline_6740 3 года назад +1741

    Man, I hate it when my microwave can’t stop a falling tungsten cube from ruining my rotisserie chicken

  • @maliciousbard3806
    @maliciousbard3806 Год назад +393

    Fun fact about tungsten: tung in Swedish is heavy, and sten is rock, so tungsten is literally just named *heavy rock*

    • @danitron4096
      @danitron4096 Год назад +23

      Same in Danish

    • @maliciousbard3806
      @maliciousbard3806 Год назад +17

      @@danitron4096 I’m willing to bet our fellow neighbors in Norway has it the same way

    • @ratardobatardo
      @ratardobatardo Год назад +18

      @@maliciousbard3806 can confirm that Tungsten would mean heavy rock in Norwegian. Tungsten is actually translated to Wolfram in Norwegian (and presumably Swedish and Danish too?)

    • @FishPogx
      @FishPogx Год назад +4

      @@ratardobatardo It's Wolfram in Swedish as well

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Год назад +6

      This is why there are so many Swedish heavy metal bands

  • @simonr2672
    @simonr2672 4 года назад +507

    Imagine the guy at google that’s looking at their expenses and just being like who the fu@k bought a 2k cube.

  • @s8wc3
    @s8wc3 4 года назад +1043

    9:52 I was hoping for _"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave A Tungsten Cube?"_ but I guess _"Is It A Good Idea To Tungsten Cube A Microwave?"_ works

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 4 года назад +840

    "Right fast, isn't it?" "Rather rapid."
    10/10 reactions

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 4 года назад +6

      they're parodying slow mo guys

    • @farexponent9173
      @farexponent9173 4 года назад +16

      @@ronpaulssecretary You don't say?

    • @m3nj051
      @m3nj051 4 года назад +8

      @@ronpaulssecretary no shit

  • @JWSmythe
    @JWSmythe 3 года назад +1075

    Fun fact: When they were developing crazy high frame rate slow motion cameras, this is *exactly* the kind of content that they hoped someone would someday make.
    Scientists everywhere thank you for your doing the experiments that their bosses won't allow at work. The bosses also won't let you take home a $2000 high precision high purity tungsten cube, just to play with.

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 года назад +7265

    Imagine being google and sponsoring him and he buys a giant metal cube

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 года назад +448

      They've seen his channel, they have no one to blame but themselves.

    • @lucas_sin_s
      @lucas_sin_s 4 года назад +90

      All hail the big nut

    • @skinhead-vasya
      @skinhead-vasya 4 года назад +73

      Still better spent money than Stedia

    • @jpfeif29
      @jpfeif29 4 года назад +99

      Google: SO what do you want from us
      Will: I want a cube
      Googe :y
      Bee man:I think it would be cool to smash things with it
      Goog: wiring you 2200 dollars
      Bill: thx

    • @matchari2712
      @matchari2712 4 года назад +6

      Ey,atleast SDS has cubes.Infinity cube,infinity cube,and more infinity cube

  • @EnderalRocks
    @EnderalRocks 4 года назад +896

    " i had a fat cousin "
    " Fell through the trampoline? "
    " No, heart disease. "
    Holy shit i lost it

    • @melerper
      @melerper 5 месяцев назад

      Based milk enjoyer, i love that game so much

    • @4jlldstudios391
      @4jlldstudios391 3 месяца назад

      @@melerper????

  • @Storm.Vortex
    @Storm.Vortex 4 года назад +565

    "If someone throws a tungsten cube at you, you need to get out of the way." Wise Words of William

    • @thomasgryboski8978
      @thomasgryboski8978 4 года назад +7

      Storm Vortex ah yes the old Chinese proverb

    • @___echo___
      @___echo___ 4 года назад +3

      the cube probably wouldnt get far xd

    • @maxwellvinyard8516
      @maxwellvinyard8516 4 года назад +19

      If someone can really throw a tungsten cube, they're the one to be afraid of

    • @Storm.Vortex
      @Storm.Vortex 4 года назад

      @@___echo___ yeah

    • @ChefBrownSauce
      @ChefBrownSauce 4 года назад +7

      To be honest if you find yourself in a rare situation where somebody not only feels the need, but is also physically able to throw a tungsten cube at you, I think you deserve to get hit by it

  • @noisy.pineapples
    @noisy.pineapples 4 года назад +837

    I love how dry William's humor is.
    "He was too fat"
    "Fell right through the trampoline?"
    "No, heart disease."
    so golden

  • @grudds
    @grudds 2 года назад +88

    11:09 if someone throws a cube of tungsten at you, you should first get out of the way, and second, you should reconsider fighting someone that can throw a cube of tungsten

  • @reubendapiton573
    @reubendapiton573 4 года назад +264

    I love how they get really uncomfortable to the fact that they realize how dangerous the dropping was mid way to the video

  • @ArtistRei
    @ArtistRei 4 года назад +2718

    Me: can we get Slow Mo Guys
    Mom: We have Slow Mo Guys at home
    *Slow Mo Guys at home:*

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 4 года назад +8

      Dead meme

    • @mcRydes
      @mcRydes 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @rianglynn4790
      @rianglynn4790 4 года назад +20

      @@mariafe7050 lol gay

    • @rianglynn4790
      @rianglynn4790 4 года назад +7

      @@user-zm7zl9lc6j I mean my username on discord is "clearly autistic" so that seems about right.

    • @rianglynn4790
      @rianglynn4790 4 года назад +1

      @@user-zm7zl9lc6j also, "adhdyoshi" lmfao

  • @drewhedrick9985
    @drewhedrick9985 4 года назад +1477

    “I don’t have a fat cousin any more”
    “He was so fat he went through the trampoline?”
    “No, heart disease”

  • @thomaslayman9487
    @thomaslayman9487 Год назад +30

    i love that the ballistic gel model human head is just sitting there in the background like an obvious next step, a Chekhov's gun that is never fired

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      just imagine the white of the coconut as red and you have pretty much the same effect lmao

    • @umbralumbreon7380
      @umbralumbreon7380 4 месяца назад +1

      That’s what we call misdirection/expectation subversion

  • @ohmy6206
    @ohmy6206 4 года назад +299

    Normal RUclips: pay me for this sponsorship
    William: buy me this dense cube

  • @ellabellab0
    @ellabellab0 4 года назад +653

    I feel kinda sorry for the delivery man delivering this cube, he wouldn't have known what was in it and I don't imagen it was in a big package so that person must have been confused. Haha! or I would have been anyway.

    • @llamajuice
      @llamajuice 4 года назад +51

      Try punting THIS package to my doorstep pal.

    • @Maliquantay
      @Maliquantay 4 года назад +14

      The video has a clip of the delivery man, delivering it

    • @levi2408
      @levi2408 4 года назад +44

      at least the box is quite a bit bigger than the cube, makes it a little less confusing for the poor deliveryperson

    • @Just-in-Spenc
      @Just-in-Spenc 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know if they have to every deliver mechanical part for vehicles that shit can get very heavy in little parts. But it would still be a pain

    • @theoneplatinum1191
      @theoneplatinum1191 4 года назад +2

      imagine

  • @josefjakobson586
    @josefjakobson586 4 года назад +1626

    Fun fact: "Tung sten" directly translates into "Heavy rock" in Swedish (and probably Norwegian and Danish)

    • @Clinterpottrmus
      @Clinterpottrmus 4 года назад +28

      Ok

    • @perc6935
      @perc6935 4 года назад +21

      Ok

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 4 года назад +38

      Another fun fact: Tungsten’s symbol on the Periodic Table is “W” which stands for Wolfram.

    • @torsken7301
      @torsken7301 4 года назад +5

      Yeah but om onde Word so like... Heavyrock

    • @NHAFFFF
      @NHAFFFF 4 года назад +15

      𓂺︎𓂸︎

  • @kyhartley9292
    @kyhartley9292 2 года назад +114

    I love how Daniel Thrasher appears out of absolutely no where and is just shown casually being held

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 3 месяца назад +1

      Did he have a channel when this came out?

  • @beetle149
    @beetle149 4 года назад +157

    i love that after toilet smashing there is a cut and next time we see them everything is just smeared with blood and nobody acknowledges it

    • @JohnathanJWells
      @JohnathanJWells 4 года назад +4

      lmao I was wondering the same thing

    • @alexrevenger234
      @alexrevenger234 4 года назад +2

      Well, have you seen the guy they wanted to smash after that ?
      Me neither

    • @Imp_MM
      @Imp_MM 4 года назад +2

      The blood is from the ballistic dummy head you can see at 10:19

    • @Octoshark19
      @Octoshark19 4 года назад

      Imp - prob would have made the video demonitized or some shit

    • @emily8612
      @emily8612 4 года назад

      @@Imp_MM there's a ketchup bottle in the background

  • @FelicitousFerret
    @FelicitousFerret 4 года назад +289

    Cube: gets a scratch after obliterating the toilet.
    Cube: "All that for a drop of blood."

  • @vexed832
    @vexed832 4 года назад +2657

    "I don't have a fat cousin anymore, he was too fat."
    "Went right through the trampoline."
    "No. Heart desease."

    • @sh1dley906
      @sh1dley906 4 года назад +51

      Allen: *laughs*

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 4 года назад +30

      @@sh1dley906 I'd consider that a coping mechanism

    • @wammss4851
      @wammss4851 4 года назад +4

      InkTheOne didn’t spell that one right chief

    • @Asmanedeah
      @Asmanedeah 4 года назад +2

      Timestamp?

    • @laurasmith9211
      @laurasmith9211 4 года назад +1

      Ap Pivot 8:16

  • @Justin-mt3mk
    @Justin-mt3mk 2 года назад +152

    Its fascinating that at no point during the video, especially after the human skull vs coconut test, did anyone seem to question why they aren't wearing life saving hard hats.
    That being said, coconut in a hard hat would have been a pretty good test.

    • @siralexander564
      @siralexander564 Год назад +54

      The mere weight of the cube alone would obliterate their mortal soul, with a puny hat i dont think it would make a difference, only anger the cube and cause more destruction

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs Год назад +13

      @@siralexander564 I love how you assume the cube is sentient

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 Год назад +19

      @@satgurs Only a fool would assume otherwise.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Год назад

      Would it even help in that case?

    • @m.f.3347
      @m.f.3347 4 месяца назад +1

      i really dont think a hard hat would help

  • @senrensor4182
    @senrensor4182 4 года назад +717

    William: *spends 2000 on a metal cube that does nothing by itself*
    Also William: *doesn't want to spend 60 on a functional food disposal*

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 4 года назад +26

      Well, It's all about sponsors. This cube was technically bought by Google.

    • @colinouille2786
      @colinouille2786 4 года назад +41

      imagine google buying you a tungsten cube so you can fuck around with it

    • @TheRustiestShackleford
      @TheRustiestShackleford 4 года назад +8

      Colinouille I don’t have to. I just watched William do it.

    • @TheDigitalguyy
      @TheDigitalguyy 4 года назад +1

      It can be written off as a business expense

    • @SUFHolbek
      @SUFHolbek 4 года назад +4

      @@TheDigitalguyy Just because you "write something off" you still have to pay for it. It's not like you can roll up to the store yell "WRITE OFF" and walk out. And depending on what you're buying you might only be able to write off the sales tax.

  • @di5963
    @di5963 4 года назад +827

    Typical youtuber title: "I SPENT 2000 DOLLARS ON WHAT?"
    Will: "very heavy cube"

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 года назад +577

    Other elements: "If you put me in a beaker with another element I will set the beaker on fire and then explode."
    Tungsten: "Lawd I am 🅷🅴🅵🆃🆈."

    • @caseyleenb
      @caseyleenb 4 года назад +11

      69,420 subs with no videos challenge tungsten oxide can be drawn as O=W=O

  • @WeirdlyRandom423
    @WeirdlyRandom423 2 года назад +85

    “This tungsten cube cured my mortality”

  • @benpowell5348
    @benpowell5348 4 года назад +400

    “Closed toed shoes for everyone, except Will”
    “I’m wearing cro-“
    Cue toilet being demolished

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 4 года назад +588

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that Google Play sponsored this dude
    He was sponsored by Google Play. Which is the property of Google. Google sponsored this dude. And he bough a very heavy cube.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +40

      Yes, we will do our best to ignore that.

    • @knyt0
      @knyt0 4 года назад +13

      sponsorblock.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 4 года назад +7

      First time I see that happen.

    • @l_ukers
      @l_ukers 4 года назад +37

      He was literally sponsored by the military this man can do anything

    • @dntthe88
      @dntthe88 4 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @hairball7102
    @hairball7102 4 года назад +880

    “ this means if it crushes this coconut this cube could kill you”
    *atomizes the coconut*

    • @K1NGCHV0S
      @K1NGCHV0S 4 года назад +19

      Duck_With_A_ Knife nah fam it even crushed the atoms

    • @ayoshii_2
      @ayoshii_2 4 года назад +9

      @@K1NGCHV0S That would cause a nuclear explosion

    • @K1NGCHV0S
      @K1NGCHV0S 4 года назад +7

      sk8terboy29 xd i know... I was going along with the meme... I don’t know why you bothered to say such common knowledge either...

    • @K1NGCHV0S
      @K1NGCHV0S 4 года назад +1

      كل شي بالعالم my apologies

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 4 года назад +3

      *GONE...REDUCED TO ATOMS*

  • @addledhead
    @addledhead 2 года назад +29

    It's funny how 45lb really isn't that heavy, but the density of it being in a 4x4in cube makes it suddenly feel like it "weighs a ton" and "will smash anything"

  • @ThePaintballParadise
    @ThePaintballParadise 4 года назад +179

    This was litterally a concept for a military weapon. The idea was to drop tungsten rods the size of a telephone pole from space resulting in a force equivalent to a nuclear weapon but without the effects of radiation fallout. Look up the "Rods from God. "

    • @alyssashih2895
      @alyssashih2895 4 года назад +10

      Was just thinking that

    • @mercury1804
      @mercury1804 4 года назад +48

      Rods from God is coincidentally the name of my very sparsely clothed, gay, hair glam band

    • @fenix7255
      @fenix7255 4 года назад +1

      Wouldtn the rods be wolfram rods ??

    • @juriaanv
      @juriaanv 4 года назад +5

      @@fenix7255 Tungsten is what wolfram is called in English

    • @Batsquid_
      @Batsquid_ 4 года назад +1

      Wasn’t that the plot of a COD game?

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 4 года назад +238

    "Trying to fit a square peg in a round hole"
    It doesn't matter what shaped hole it is, this square peg is fitting by force

  • @cheapshotfishing9239
    @cheapshotfishing9239 Год назад +11

    Tungsten makes for really great fishing weights. Being harder than lead, it transmits vibration much better, while keeping a much smaller profile with the same amount of weight

  • @carlavlund5841
    @carlavlund5841 4 года назад +777

    fun fact about tungsten: “tung sten” literally means “heavy rock” in Danish
    EDIT: As I forgot to mention, it’s common Scandinavian ❤️🇸🇪🇩🇰🇳🇴❤️

  • @mylesdirschell9762
    @mylesdirschell9762 4 года назад +307

    “The only difference between messing around and science is writing it down.” - Adam Savage

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 года назад +1710

    "Mom Can we get The Slomo guys?"
    "We already have The Slomo guys at home"
    The Slomo guys at home:

    • @johanneskarg9541
      @johanneskarg9541 4 года назад +74

      *slow guys*

    • @Socrates-
      @Socrates- 4 года назад +22

      Johannes Karg slow dudes*

    • @kiganjou1239
      @kiganjou1239 4 года назад +6

      @@Socrates- not that fast people

    • @marnzm
      @marnzm 4 года назад +2

      you can get the slow mo guys? or do you mean
      "mom can i watch the slow mo guys on your phone?"
      "we already watched the slow mo guys on you desktop"
      the slow mo guys on the desktop:

    • @RusticVisuals
      @RusticVisuals 4 года назад +1

      @@marnzm being technically correct makes it more awkward to say and less funny 🤷‍♂️

  • @TheeDeeM
    @TheeDeeM 3 года назад +36

    Allen, Jabrils, and Daniel Thrasher appearing in this video is amazing. William, you make the most legendary video collabs ever.

  • @schmlorp
    @schmlorp 3 года назад +491

    I’m a huge fan of the split second where the plate and chicken stay in place while the microwave is destroyed around them

    • @silvermcgallon
      @silvermcgallon 3 года назад +36

      the way the plate stays still for a moment too, hovering in the air

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 3 года назад +24

      10:26

    • @LeavingGoose046
      @LeavingGoose046 2 года назад +26

      The plate simply didn't realize the microwave wasn't there anymore, and before it could react the cube found it

    • @BlackLukeS
      @BlackLukeS 2 года назад +11

      That´s just a bug, we´re in the alpha release of reality

  • @eklhaft4531
    @eklhaft4531 4 года назад +578

    It is so weird to see Daniel hanging out with people who are not himself.

  • @ic3977
    @ic3977 4 года назад +611

    FUN FACT: tungsten literally translates to ''heavy rock'' in Swedish

    • @hugoehhh
      @hugoehhh 4 года назад +23

      tung sten

    • @weebteckickedin6734
      @weebteckickedin6734 4 года назад +13

      Banana Man *heavy stone

    • @MC-Racing
      @MC-Racing 4 года назад +7

      yeah Danish too :-)

    • @greenumbrella4807
      @greenumbrella4807 4 года назад +13

      FUN FACT #2: Tungsten is called Wolfram in Swedish.

    • @Aggemannen117
      @Aggemannen117 4 года назад +8

      @@greenumbrella4807 Swede here, I can confirm that it is called Volfram in Swedish

  • @cheddartaco
    @cheddartaco 2 года назад +4

    the way the toilet tank just drops back and breaks after The Cube obliterates the bowl is further proof that a dying toilet has more comedic timing than me

  • @MrGothicruler666
    @MrGothicruler666 4 года назад +541

    William Osman in 2017: I built a mechanical TV!
    William Osman in 2020: *HEAVY CUBE*

    • @matheusazevedo3138
      @matheusazevedo3138 4 года назад +2

      Gothicruler666 Exactly! I just wrote a giant comment, but that’s exactly what I was trying to say

    • @MrGothicruler666
      @MrGothicruler666 4 года назад +3

      @@matheusazevedo3138 I just read it.
      I understand your point and I think it has validity but I overall disagree, personally. While I do miss the more science-y bits of his channel and think he could do more, what keeps me coming back is Will. He could do a cooking show and I'd still be interested.
      Not saying you're wrong, I just don't feel that negatively about the direction here.

  • @somefrenchweirdo5692
    @somefrenchweirdo5692 4 года назад +1260

    Daniel thrasher being in a different channel other than his: *IT AIN’T FAMILIAH*

    • @klatnyelox9140
      @klatnyelox9140 4 года назад +50

      I literally came to the comments at 3:15 to double check that was actually him, then went back up to double check that everyone else in the video wasn't also him.

    • @Budder136
      @Budder136 4 года назад +6

      Jazz personified?

    • @sunilplaysrepertoire
      @sunilplaysrepertoire 4 года назад +8

      I’m floating on jazz daddyo

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +4

      Music guy

    • @marcopolo8584
      @marcopolo8584 4 года назад +2

      The likes are perfect. I am aksablefish907

  • @gabuks1
    @gabuks1 4 года назад +249

    They actually execute criminals with Tungsten cubes like this in the future.

  • @DaLoveDonkey69420
    @DaLoveDonkey69420 Год назад +9

    okay, seeing Daniel Thrasher was wild and random lmao. always awesome when multiple people u watch collaborate together or even cameo.

  • @epicgamersaurus
    @epicgamersaurus 3 года назад +3104

    Tungsten drop challenge: create a contraption to protect an egg from being flattened.

  • @martinzanazzi9025
    @martinzanazzi9025 4 года назад +510

    “If you look closely here, you can see that the microwave is *completely* destroyed.”
    “Are you sure?”

    • @veryraree
      @veryraree 4 года назад +1

      wow i definitely couldnt tell what they said there, thanks for clarifying

  • @callancaustic9355
    @callancaustic9355 4 года назад +296

    Why does everyone live with you? Like wtf now Daniel Thrasher?

  • @Zayle_
    @Zayle_ Год назад +4

    I love how the Microwave at the end actually gets pressed down into the sand so that the glass plate & chicken are floating in mid-air when they get annihilated by the Cube™

  • @NEDMInsane
    @NEDMInsane 4 года назад +618

    William Osman - "Lets drop a hunk of Tungsten from 3 stories!"
    Jerry Pournelle - "Lets drop a 20ft long rod of Tungsten from space!"

    • @Blank_Immortal
      @Blank_Immortal 4 года назад +39

      Snorted a bit, sorry. Good yet underrated comment. For anyone interested look up kinetic bombardment on Wikipedia for a quick read.

    • @harry979
      @harry979 4 года назад +27

      I do like the whole rods from God concept, shame that it would be ridiculous to even get into space

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey 4 года назад +31

      @@Blank_Immortal, and it's completely legal because big rods of metal don't fit the definition of "weapons of mass destruction".

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 года назад

      @@harry979Would it not be easier to use a lifting jet and then fire it off of a rocket?

    • @theholymage7188
      @theholymage7188 4 года назад +4

      Odin and Loki from Ghosts

  • @tylerodonnell-paccione7523
    @tylerodonnell-paccione7523 4 года назад +178

    *Making Slow-Mo Guys References*
    *Daniel Thrasher appears*
    What is this, a crossover episode?

    • @yasmingarcia2301
      @yasmingarcia2301 4 года назад +15

      And they say infinity war was the most ambitious crossover

    • @squishybluecat
      @squishybluecat 4 года назад +4

      I love bojack horseman

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 4 года назад +2

      Do they live in the same apartment?

    • @kanarieV3
      @kanarieV3 4 года назад +1

      I was literally just watching his videos wtff

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 4 года назад +836

    My brain can't even comprehend that it's actually that heavy and they aren't faking it.

    • @TungstenWu
      @TungstenWu 4 года назад +48

      It's actually that heavy. 19.25 g/cm^3 to be precise. For reference, solid iron is 7.87 g/cm^3

    • @thechunkiestmonkey6887
      @thechunkiestmonkey6887 4 года назад

      @@TungstenWu so how heavy is it?

    • @TungstenWu
      @TungstenWu 4 года назад +38

      @@thechunkiestmonkey6887 over 40 lbs in the case of a 4" x 4" x 4" cube

    • @rice_and_potatoes
      @rice_and_potatoes 4 года назад +34

      Are you made out of tungsten

    • @tiantian329
      @tiantian329 4 года назад +5

      Matthew Tran Perhaps I am. *Sad fat boi noises*

  • @enoshade
    @enoshade 2 года назад +9

    This makes tungsten rods dropped from space even more scary.

  • @beastmasterzeman
    @beastmasterzeman 4 года назад +2318

    When you find out your favourite characters are a part of the same universe

    • @BGQ-2007
      @BGQ-2007 4 года назад +110

      Allen pan Daniel thrasher and William osman

    • @Ascyt
      @Ascyt 4 года назад +2

      what

    • @jesseshakarji9241
      @jesseshakarji9241 4 года назад +103

      Believe me I've made so many of the connections over the years.
      Let's start with William Osman
      William knows Michael Reeves, Mark Rober, Arin Hanson, Allan Pan, Peter Sripol, Jabrills, Thrasher and others I can't think of off the top of my head. Those are just the 1st degree connections.
      Arin Hanson knows most of the animation community on RUclips and also is a co creator with Dan Avidan in Game Grumps who has connections with many musicians.
      Peter Sripol knows the FliteTest and lots of others in the RC Aircraft and DIY aircraft community.
      Mark Rober knows James Bruton who is huge in the robotics community. James also knows The Hacksmith, Colin Furze and Look Mum no computer.
      Michael Reeves knows Offline TV which has some deep connections in the streaming community.
      One third degree connection I'll do is that animators odd1sout and Jaiden Animations competed and won in Mr. Beasts airsoft battle royale. Mr. Beast has recently been playing Minecraft making connections with huge members of the Minecraft community on RUclips.
      I can keep going, but you get the point. Just going up to second degree connections you have people ranging from building DIY aircraft to people writing fun music.
      It's pretty neat how deep it goes.

    • @lupusmalum6103
      @lupusmalum6103 4 года назад +41

      @@jesseshakarji9241 Will and reeves also know Gus & Eddy which connect them to an unbelievable amount of people

    • @leos1428
      @leos1428 4 года назад +15

      @@jesseshakarji9241 what about idubbbz

  • @NyaniKore
    @NyaniKore 4 года назад +516

    "I don't have a fat cousin anymore"
    "He died of heart disease"
    *Allen proceeds to laugh*

    • @gavinlocke4226
      @gavinlocke4226 4 года назад +8

      I’m pretty sure it was a joke... or maybe will is desensitized to all things bad because of the radiation the tungsten cube is giving off

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 4 года назад +1

      @@gavinlocke4226 it was funny but at the same time kinda messed up 😅

    • @AG-tv7jd
      @AG-tv7jd 4 года назад +7

      EbicGamer123 uhh tungsten isn’t radioactive…

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 4 года назад

      @@AG-tv7jd xD

    • @gavinlocke4226
      @gavinlocke4226 4 года назад +1

      A Boy I was doing the big funny

  • @advancedwarlord1802
    @advancedwarlord1802 4 года назад +123

    Hats off to the UPS guy at 0:21 who just heaved the thing over his shoulder

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 4 года назад +4

      William said that it was 1/4 of his weight so it can't be heavier than 20 kg which isn't comfortable to carry, but you can carry without too much issue.

    • @raiikouu_
      @raiikouu_ 4 года назад +6

      @@GTAmaniac1 the amazon screenshot in the video says 41.9 pounds/ 19 ish kgs if im not incorrect so yea its rly not that heavy

    • @NTGAMING69
      @NTGAMING69 4 года назад

      advancedwarlord yo I agree with you, legend!

    • @emmish64
      @emmish64 4 года назад +1

      @@raiikouu_ it would feel heavier since the weight isnt distributed very much

  • @knuxenglish
    @knuxenglish 4 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact: while it is now called "Volfram" in swedish, it was originally also just called tungsten.
    The funny part is how thatliterally translates into "heavy stone"
    Tung = heavy
    Sten = stone

  • @sledgy9668
    @sledgy9668 4 года назад +622

    At 11:17 you can see Will wearing STEEL-TOED CROCS. That is amazing

    • @incription
      @incription 3 года назад +10

      @Kristopher Edmondson small world

    • @ules5799
      @ules5799 3 года назад +16

      the splash of blood at 9:53 also

    • @dvduwu
      @dvduwu 3 года назад +23

      I don't think those steel toes will do a thing to stop the 4 inch cube of death

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 3 года назад +15

      @@dvduwu i dont think anything they have would stop the death box

    • @livingglowstick1337
      @livingglowstick1337 Год назад +6

      Nothing stops T H E C U B E

  • @awlomthesheepermen
    @awlomthesheepermen 4 года назад +609

    It’s the ai guy who doesn’t talk and the guy who’s good at making skits with pianos

    • @seanld444
      @seanld444 4 года назад +23

      He talks. He just never moves his mouth.

    • @awlomthesheepermen
      @awlomthesheepermen 4 года назад +2

      Sean Wilkerson you understood what I meant

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 года назад +1

      Rose Child thats like writing a story for an english essay that is crap and then saying you grt what the storyline was

    • @zwitshr
      @zwitshr 4 года назад +4

      Best crossover episode in like... Well not ever, but at least in the couple past days

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 года назад

      Michael and Daniel

  • @HairFollicle
    @HairFollicle 2 года назад +7

    respect for whoever carried it back up every time

  • @benshapirosgreatuncle4060
    @benshapirosgreatuncle4060 4 года назад +519

    This isn’t a video about how heavy a tungsten cube is this is a video about how indestructible sand is

    • @NIKSEEN
      @NIKSEEN 4 года назад +32

      Now we know why they use sandbags to stop bullets

    • @musidude9005
      @musidude9005 4 года назад +1

      Bruh...

    • @nicholasstone3040
      @nicholasstone3040 4 года назад +5

      You can break sand all you have to do is heat it up

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 4 года назад +2

      Well...if you break sand, it's still just sand.

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 4 года назад

      @@ZachariahMBaird at some point your gonna break the molecular bonds

  • @arbust8
    @arbust8 4 года назад +70

    When I was I kid, I used to be amazed by the fact that a microwave could protect a rotisserie chicken from a falling tungsten cube.
    Can't believe this one's been busted.

  • @jakeperkins7871
    @jakeperkins7871 4 года назад +77

    I wasnt expecting a cameo from Daniel Thrasher, that man has connections

  • @daivomjoshi56
    @daivomjoshi56 3 года назад +26

    Fun fact you guys didn't know,
    Osmium is the densest metal in periodic table !

  • @EBguitar
    @EBguitar 4 года назад +2166

    Is no one gonna talk about how Daniel Thrasher was just *there*

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 4 года назад +358

    This was a true feast for the eyes in terms of things falling on stuff.

    • @therandomman4765
      @therandomman4765 4 года назад +2

      so much of a feast that it made me literaly hungry

    • @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140
      @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 4 года назад +4

      @@therandomman4765 *mmm yummy tungsten*

    • @serairesana6600
      @serairesana6600 3 года назад +1

      10:28 that was amazing. The microwave went down. But the plate stayed directly in place

  • @bradparker716
    @bradparker716 4 года назад +299

    *Big cube*: Smashes through several household appliances and tropical fruits for hours until finally being damaged
    *Big cube*: All that for a drop of blood?

    • @HadoukanFire
      @HadoukanFire 4 года назад +2

      (""The Mohs scale of mineral hardness (/moʊz/) is a qualitative ordinal scale characterizing scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of harder material to scratch softer material."")
      -Wikipedia

    • @aghamuzammil6655
      @aghamuzammil6655 4 года назад +1

      @@HadoukanFire with deeper grooves at a level 7

    • @HadoukanFire
      @HadoukanFire 4 года назад

      @@aghamuzammil6655 📳

  • @daniilzavadin5076
    @daniilzavadin5076 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:08 yea thanks, before that that drop I thought I would survive a tungsten cube falling on my head. Now I know I wouldn’t because the coconut didn’t

  • @thing2mojo848
    @thing2mojo848 4 года назад +328

    “Just putting it in the hole is difficult”

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +4

      Says every virgin ever 😂

    • @cxleritas
      @cxleritas 4 года назад +3

      Phineas Barber Castro that’s what she said😏

    • @AFrame06
      @AFrame06 4 года назад +6

      Noah Munji I don’t think that’s how that works

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +4

      @@cxleritas yeah, pretty sure they say. "Just fitting it in my hole is difficult"

  • @jacobdimech8840
    @jacobdimech8840 4 года назад +209

    Fun fact: "Tung" means "Heavy" in Danish and "Sten" means "Rock". So "Tungsten" means "Heavyrock" in Danish.

    • @havard6891
      @havard6891 4 года назад +14

      Jacob Dimech same in norwigian

    • @patrikheijus4242
      @patrikheijus4242 4 года назад +19

      Same in Swedish

    • @petfama4211
      @petfama4211 4 года назад +3

      Same in tajikistan-farsi

    • @DavidDavid-ef3wv
      @DavidDavid-ef3wv 4 года назад +16

      It was discovered and named by a Swede so that's why

    • @JinGitaxias
      @JinGitaxias 4 года назад +7

      @@DavidDavid-ef3wv Weird we don't even call it tungsten in Swedish. It's Wolfram

  • @sparfelll4740
    @sparfelll4740 Год назад +5

    Good job on the Tungsten, it sure is dense

  • @joos4076
    @joos4076 4 года назад +433

    Toilet: *scathes the cube*
    cube: "all that for a drop of blood?"

    • @mertronsken
      @mertronsken 4 года назад +1

      Scratches

    • @mertronsken
      @mertronsken 4 года назад +1

      @Flamestripe03 yes

    • @christopherthomson6902
      @christopherthomson6902 4 года назад

      @@mertronsken scathes is a word you dim witted 1 chromosome peanut.

    • @mertronsken
      @mertronsken 4 года назад

      @@christopherthomson6902 yes ,but mostly referred to flame injuries . Peanut maybe, but one, that you haven't roasted

    • @christopherthomson6902
      @christopherthomson6902 4 года назад

      @@mertronsken the true dictionary definition, is harm,injure.

  • @storage8797
    @storage8797 4 года назад +588

    William: has a multi-floor modern house and 2,000 dollar cube but still drives a car he probably found in a junk yard

    • @goose7346
      @goose7346 4 года назад +19

      FartDog 22 tbf he probably makes more money off the content he makes with that car than he will make with a new cat

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 4 года назад +20

      @@goose7346 but what if he gets a dog?

    • @pluvial-dude7348
      @pluvial-dude7348 4 года назад +3

      If it works, it works

    • @g4mmalotus937
      @g4mmalotus937 4 года назад +19

      He's said before that he doesn't want a nice car. He likes having a shitty car because he doesn't care if it gets scratched or dinged

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 4 года назад +2

      I really like his car, it has has as far as i know never left him stranded anywhere and also took anything he threw at it. So yea, he is propably going to drive it for a while longer

  • @Hotdog-bf3xh
    @Hotdog-bf3xh 4 года назад +2181

    Bruh terraria characters wear suit of tungsten armor.
    Damn terraria characters strong.

    • @tiantian329
      @tiantian329 4 года назад +234

      You’re talking about the same guys who can carry an inventory full of weapons, metal ore, and random tid-bits they found on the way home

    • @mrcrazie8267
      @mrcrazie8267 4 года назад +104

      Terraria characters can also hold stacks of tungsten bars, and each tungsten bar is probably the weight of the tungsten cube.

    • @g.geargy1736
      @g.geargy1736 4 года назад +144

      A Terraria character can hold 479,520 while moving at 34 mph only with frostpark boots, therefore, a Terraria character can inflict the force of 3,314,110 Newton's when lunging at something. That is enough to break 750 human bones at once.

    • @Hotdog-bf3xh
      @Hotdog-bf3xh 4 года назад +20

      @@g.geargy1736 bruh a terraria character can also do that without moving

    • @Hotdog-bf3xh
      @Hotdog-bf3xh 4 года назад +1

      @@mrcrazie8267 ye

  • @gunslinger621
    @gunslinger621 3 года назад +8

    When I eat the entire Taco Bell menu. The toilet: 9:15

  • @maou5508
    @maou5508 4 года назад +258

    "In this experiment if it breaks the coconut it also means it would kill you"
    Coconut: *vaporized in under a second*

  • @morriskaller3549
    @morriskaller3549 4 года назад +478

    Tungsten literally translates "heavy stone" in Swedish. For obvious reasons.

  • @raphaelkox
    @raphaelkox 4 года назад +113

    "The Cube is heavy, sure. But not as heavy as the ominous feelings and emotions evoked by the great piano masters of the old-" cue Daniel Annoying Music Expert Guy

  • @not_zack4
    @not_zack4 Месяц назад +1

    “Who wants to hold the tungsten cube?”
    “I DO! I DO!”
    “Alright, here you go!”

  • @colestorch
    @colestorch 3 года назад +238

    4:20 Alan is just casually holding a leg.

  • @NxraMoon
    @NxraMoon 4 года назад +780

    *Scandinavians*
    “Ah yes, heavy stone”

    • @Juliobiggis
      @Juliobiggis 4 года назад +10

      Meget sandt

    • @mumiemonstret
      @mumiemonstret 4 года назад +15

      *Also Scandinavians*
      So let's call it Wolfram.

    • @AA-iq6ev
      @AA-iq6ev 4 года назад +25

      Yep in Swedish 'tung sten' literally means heavy stone, but we call the material wolfram instead of some weird reason 🤣

    • @MachineManGabb
      @MachineManGabb 4 года назад +2

      @@AA-iq6ev in norway to "bare tar med litt tung stein"

    • @Noah_moeller-jensen
      @Noah_moeller-jensen 4 года назад +1

      korrekt

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 года назад +278

    "We're slow guys."
    Yeah, same.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 4 года назад

      it's a slow mo guys reference

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 4 года назад +8

      @@ronpaulssecretary *_WOW WEE I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED SUCH A THING BY THE WAY THEY INTRODUCED THEMSELVES AND HOW THEY WERE BOTH DRESSED_*

    • @m3nj051
      @m3nj051 4 года назад

      @@JomasterTheSecond saaaame

  • @URDADINTHEDAIRYAISLE
    @URDADINTHEDAIRYAISLE Год назад +5

    I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.
    I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.
    Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
    Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
    Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.
    To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.
    I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.

  • @creeperlamoureux
    @creeperlamoureux 4 года назад +135

    10:19 will, we all see that ballistic gel human head. you can't hide it from us.
    _it must be destroyed by the tungsten cube, no exceptions._

    • @yametoad
      @yametoad 4 года назад +2

      was looking for this comment

    • @trevinotano
      @trevinotano 4 года назад +4

      Creeper Lamoureux there’s blood all over the floor after the toilet from the head

    • @DuckOnQuack47
      @DuckOnQuack47 4 года назад

      Zgb skull vs cube. When will we see it?

    • @aidanschardien2343
      @aidanschardien2343 4 года назад +6

      They probably couldn't include it bc of the blood and the whole sponsor deal and being demonetized

  • @antiscribe4150
    @antiscribe4150 4 года назад +568

    When you realized they literally had a ballistics gel human head model and chose not to smash it

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 3 года назад +17

      Because of the danger bounce

    • @athenathechesscub7162
      @athenathechesscub7162 3 года назад +19

      @@sockmon1 the head will literally do nothing.. you saw the broken coconut

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 3 года назад +7

      AntiScribe
      "We forgot lmao"
      Them, probably.

    • @z3nith4l
      @z3nith4l 3 года назад +7

      No they did, there was blood everywhere at the microwave part. Don’t know why they didn’t film it though.

    • @yellowfishfilet1019
      @yellowfishfilet1019 3 года назад +1

      @@z3nith4l human like