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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @FuPoo
    @FuPoo  7 лет назад +157868

    my waifu > your waifu

  • @JorgeGonzalez-gg7np
    @JorgeGonzalez-gg7np 7 лет назад +18751

    So the customer says to himself, "What is taking so long?..." and then you hear the deranged chef yelling in the background, "YOU WANT MAYONNAISE? I'LL GIVE YOU MAYONNAISE!!!!"

  • @Hhhhhhhhjdjjdd
    @Hhhhhhhhjdjjdd 2 года назад +10097

    I do like how the customer had to look very closely at it before he got mad, as if he was trying to process the load of bullshit in front of him.

    • @iv689
      @iv689 Год назад +550

      load of masterpiece*

    • @Nicolassieca
      @Nicolassieca Год назад +551

      load of mayonnaise*

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Год назад +541

      You'd stare too if you ordered a burger and got several gallons of freestanding mayonnaise between two buns.

    • @lithoorbayushi4805
      @lithoorbayushi4805 Год назад +182

      ​@@autinjones7194 "Wha- bu- HOW? AND WHY?"

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. Год назад +49

      This got a good laugh out of me haha. Take my like

  • @asinine8143
    @asinine8143 6 лет назад +3923

    The customer was ungrateful af. This dude probably spent 2 hours making sure he had enough mayonnaise and he doesn't even get a tip? Smh.

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Месяц назад +672

    I like how he takes the time to make sure the patty is cooked properly but doesn't even add it to the burger in the end

    • @tacothursday7364
      @tacothursday7364 27 дней назад +6

      The mayonnaise on top 🍒✨

    • @Sandvichman.
      @Sandvichman. 27 дней назад +17

      i thought he was gonna immediately throw it away for the meme
      would have been pretty funny

    • @Mamaluigi13
      @Mamaluigi13 24 дня назад +4

      A chef’s gotta have standards y’know

  • @IKHEMexclamationmark
    @IKHEMexclamationmark Год назад +6788

    If mayonnaise is an instrument, that's an entire orchestra.

  • @topty9583
    @topty9583 3 года назад +14249

    Wally is mad because there’s not enough mayonnaise

    • @redbloomings7523
      @redbloomings7523 3 года назад +131

      LoL

    • @denjerw5104
      @denjerw5104 3 года назад +231

      Fr in every game Wally would ask for mayo😭😭

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад +41

      @una persona Anónima clam down edgelord

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 3 года назад +18

      @una persona Anónima yo bts is shit tho

    • @ItsAmro
      @ItsAmro 3 года назад +24

      @una persona Anónima Straight fax man

  • @mezec4317
    @mezec4317 3 года назад +13285

    I like how there's the idea that the mayonnaise solidified enough to support more mayonnaise in a stack.

    • @litio9759
      @litio9759 3 года назад +1047

      At this point its cement

    • @WiIdSmiIe
      @WiIdSmiIe 3 года назад +734

      Crunchy mayonnaise

    • @tetro2675
      @tetro2675 3 года назад +41

      Ñ

    • @nody438
      @nody438 3 года назад +39

      @@CompetitiveHating why out of context bro

    • @Xia_Jinhai
      @Xia_Jinhai 3 года назад +5

      Cement ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday Месяц назад +738

    "Bro, I asked for extra mayo, not a McCumshot"

  • @maxmeantm9381
    @maxmeantm9381 6 лет назад +2014

    “Um, I asked for extra mayonnaise”

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 6 лет назад +51

      MaxMeanTM Probably why the person didn’t want it. Didn’t have enough mayonnaise.

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 6 лет назад +2

      ThatOneKid D you can like now

    • @emilyustick3738
      @emilyustick3738 6 лет назад +1

      Angelica Rodriguez no it’s because it’s the wrong order 😂

    • @duskiee5347
      @duskiee5347 6 лет назад +6

      *gives mayo burger*
      Oh, you wanted more? Uh, wait just a moment.
      *A long time later*
      Here is what you asked for, more mayo! Huh? Not enough? You know what customer?
      Take this mayo bottle and put more mayo on your burger. I'm gonna serve other customers now.
      Customer: But wait! How about the mayo bottle?
      Me: I have an extra one so yeah.

    • @duskiee5347
      @duskiee5347 6 лет назад

      @demon bendy Uhh.. Do you know the meaning of 69?

  • @ZachInman
    @ZachInman 6 лет назад +17311

    I get recommended this video once a year... This year it ended up being my Christmas gift.

  • @mynameisnotsupertoad4536
    @mynameisnotsupertoad4536 3 года назад +13909

    That Mayo bottle is a legend. It can hold ten times the amount of mayonnaise as its size

    • @onionguy1
      @onionguy1 3 года назад +486

      its supposedly infinite and is called universal mayo and is the only thing that will exist when the entire universe dies in 100 googol years or 100¹⁰⁰

    • @mynameisnotsupertoad4536
      @mynameisnotsupertoad4536 3 года назад +24

      @@onionguy1 ha

    • @krewvibez1328
      @krewvibez1328 3 года назад +10

      @@onionguy1 lol

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +85

      @@onionguy1 the mayo is also very dense, it can bend space and time in the fourth dimensional axis so that it can contain more than just infinite amount of mayonnaise.

    • @angelicafrancisco33
      @angelicafrancisco33 3 года назад +31

      its like doraemon's pocket

  • @Tototoron
    @Tototoron 29 дней назад +138

    This gave me the strength to continue, god bless you

  • @bongo1392
    @bongo1392 6 лет назад +1051

    And it turns out that Mayonnaise bottle is infinite, solving world hunger as we know it

    • @corazonnisperos3686
      @corazonnisperos3686 6 лет назад +23

      That One Creative Username
      *when you realize the bottle has more mayonnaise worth than the price of all Jeffree Star's expensive things*

    • @itsyaboilogan642
      @itsyaboilogan642 6 лет назад +3

      This comment is so freaking underrated

    • @ElloDere
      @ElloDere 6 лет назад +1

      Open the fucking bottle and BAM , The world is mayonnaise and world hunger will be gone

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodfa8051
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodfa8051 6 лет назад +16

      I'd rather actually starve to death than eat mayo 😂

    • @StaremprezzSophie
      @StaremprezzSophie 6 лет назад

      That line of thought is why people think we’re killing the Mayo industry.

  • @yokab
    @yokab 6 лет назад +1712

    The customer clearly asked for extra mayo, you didn't put enough

    • @itznotCami_YTOSC
      @itznotCami_YTOSC Месяц назад +4

      1 thousand likes and no replies? i’ll fix that!

    • @CollettexIrmo
      @CollettexIrmo 25 дней назад +1

      @@itznotCami_YTOSC I hare these comments 🤦‍♀️

    • @NovaFractal
      @NovaFractal 22 дня назад

      @@CollettexIrmo 'HARE' these comments?

  • @soniclovesamygirl
    @soniclovesamygirl 4 года назад +5085

    it's weird to me how this was posted in 2011. like people were LITERALLY still laughing at ragecomics back then but this feels so fresh

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 года назад +135

      Ragecomics still exist, btw. But now it's all about postmodern and irony

    • @sherman8r1998
      @sherman8r1998 4 года назад +67

      Man who edited this was ahead of his time for sure!

    • @epicjake9418
      @epicjake9418 4 года назад +1

      yea

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 года назад +8

      @@manwhodontlikepickel1327 well... i was talking about russian part of internet, but if it's still actual humour here, I'm happy about that

    • @maxfi878
      @maxfi878 4 года назад +1

      I think I first watched this around 2013.

  • @zealotking67
    @zealotking67 Месяц назад +57

    I can't believe the algorithm decided it was time to rediscover this gem

  • @thatonerobloxplayeryt6518
    @thatonerobloxplayeryt6518 3 года назад +1369

    Plot twist: The customer wasn't mad, he just wanted MORE mayonnaise

  • @princessmyaa4795
    @princessmyaa4795 5 лет назад +6513

    *Sir, where is the mayo in this burger?*

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 лет назад +168

      Princess Myaa *I just can’t see it! I need more!*

    • @princessmyaa4795
      @princessmyaa4795 5 лет назад +17

      @@urischic1668 lol

    • @woah0449
      @woah0449 5 лет назад +133

      Princess Myaa more like: *Sir, where is the burger on this mayo?*

    • @princessmyaa4795
      @princessmyaa4795 5 лет назад +13

      @@woah0449 lmaooo

    • @nickpassion123
      @nickpassion123 5 лет назад +5

      @@woah0449 😂😂😂

  • @Ryclic
    @Ryclic 6 лет назад +2864

    Hmm..... I think it needs more mayo

    • @theholderscock
      @theholderscock 6 лет назад +55

      Ryan yea a little on top. And the sides

    • @daxyo9286
      @daxyo9286 6 лет назад +14

      Absolutly

    • @ItsPietroFelix
      @ItsPietroFelix 6 лет назад +8

      Dellay P. Obviously

    • @rake5870
      @rake5870 6 лет назад +6

      Bruh why we watching this it was posted 7 yrs ago😂😂😂

    • @diannab6113
      @diannab6113 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan yeah

  • @RedrD-oh6wu
    @RedrD-oh6wu 29 дней назад +15

    The reason he didn't like it, there was a bit of Hamburger in his Mayonnaise.

  • @erin.channing
    @erin.channing 5 лет назад +462

    Wally:one squirt of mayo, please
    Papa louie: *im about to end this mans whole career*

  • @thexplosifbrosif8031
    @thexplosifbrosif8031 6 лет назад +519

    "who wanted the bukakke burger?"

    • @FIGURE332
      @FIGURE332 6 лет назад +8

      Yooo, this shit has me dying dog 😂😂😂

    • @LNoidJ
      @LNoidJ 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @petarbozovic7452
      @petarbozovic7452 6 лет назад +1

      More like "who wanted the bukakke?", cuz there's no burger involved

    • @みちばたのペットボトルB
      @みちばたのペットボトルB 12 дней назад

      ぬっふ!ゔぁぁあ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛!ああ゛あ゛ああ゛↑

  • @thomaswells3426
    @thomaswells3426 2 года назад +12342

    I love how you took the time to perfectly grill a burger then not even use it. Lol

    • @Someone.....................
      @Someone..................... 2 года назад +908

      Professionals have standards

    • @times64.
      @times64. 2 года назад

      @@Someone.....................Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    • @ceciliatan576
      @ceciliatan576 2 года назад +17

      @InquisitorMaster

    • @zbroadcast3414
      @zbroadcast3414 2 года назад +341

      It was in case Louie got hungry while preparing the Mayowich.

    • @gabenugget114
      @gabenugget114 2 года назад +60

      @@zbroadcast3414 2763 uses of mayo, firey isn’t proud that you used the patty that he used his own flame self to cook the unused patty

  • @alê.6671
    @alê.6671 Месяц назад +9

    I wasn't expecting the Shadow of The Colossus soundtrack when I clicked on this, but I'm not disappointed

  • @EpicJakeisCool
    @EpicJakeisCool 7 лет назад +7455

    when you ask for extra mayo

    • @jazz6751
      @jazz6751 7 лет назад +17

      Epic Jake LMAO

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 лет назад +65

      More like: When you tell Subway to toast your sandwich, and they skipped that step.

    • @anthonymaida5896
      @anthonymaida5896 7 лет назад +12

      Philip Ottey as a subway employee i am offended by this statement. I do the toasting everytime. Its the veggies im inclined to mess up on excuse you. God, some people.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 лет назад +5

      No Land Beyond I didn't mean to offend but it's a joke like the fast food memes. I feel for subway employees though; my classmate who was manager there had to deal with customers being savages by returning an uneatenned sub after paying/walking out with it and then decides to order the same type of sub twice. The only reason why I don't go to subway is because price you get(overpriced), even for the healthy subs. The store I go to only adds 2 frickin meatballs to a 6 meatballed sub when I asked for double meat and charges nearly a bag of chips/small drink for it. What I also don't get is subway doesn't do triple meat since youtubers rant and supporters give legitimate questions about it. I'd personally be fine with it because of all these limited released subs that are floating around, which are also not healthy if you ask me...

    • @anthonymaida5896
      @anthonymaida5896 7 лет назад +7

      Philip Ottey im sorry but my comment was intended to be some form of comedy

  • @toweldino5014
    @toweldino5014 6 лет назад +399

    “.....Mayonnaise too please”
    Subway employee:

  • @TheMemeBorrower.
    @TheMemeBorrower. 6 лет назад +822

    From my experience working at McDonald’s I wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually ordered this

    • @th3r3alwaffl34
      @th3r3alwaffl34 6 лет назад +14

      Hi I'd like a Filet-O-Fish with *Xtra Mayo*

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 6 лет назад +6

      I love mayo but not that much

    • @nickaug1981
      @nickaug1981 6 лет назад +1

      EXCUAE ME WTF

    • @thumpted8417
      @thumpted8417 6 лет назад +4

      Weird flex but ok

    • @tomi3448
      @tomi3448 6 лет назад

      Th3 R3al Waffl3 is ULTRA EXTRA MAYO

  • @ArchoDarko
    @ArchoDarko Месяц назад +32

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone's daughter:

    • @TheDylanJoyce
      @TheDylanJoyce 23 дня назад +5

      I get it! Netflix & Chill! A saying usually mean't for let's chill out but ends up having sex 5 minutes into the movie! but in THIS CASE some daughter's being filled up with her lover's "Mayonnaise" which is the joke because semen looks like mayonnaise! DID I WIN???

    • @AngRam712
      @AngRam712 19 дней назад

      💀?

  • @obakeii3193
    @obakeii3193 7 лет назад +396

    *when you realize he asked for double mayo*

  • @whythehellisthisnamesolong8121
    @whythehellisthisnamesolong8121 7 лет назад +2029

    *When you ask for A LITTLE BIT of mayo at subway*

  • @lilhrabinator2283
    @lilhrabinator2283 4 года назад +13028

    Me: What's taking so long?
    The cook:

    • @ITZALEXXVX
      @ITZALEXXVX 4 года назад +494

      Me: can I have no mannoyise
      My dad:

    • @Player-p4k
      @Player-p4k 3 года назад +31

      @@ITZALEXXVX lol

    • @wimpynab
      @wimpynab 3 года назад +9

      1000th like

    • @wimpynab
      @wimpynab 3 года назад +36

      @@Player-p4k r00d much

    • @tringle8872
      @tringle8872 3 года назад +8

      Worth waiting

  • @Digi_Dig1
    @Digi_Dig1 Месяц назад +4

    And now, 13 years later Wally finally finished his mayonnaise with a side of bun

  • @potatosalad3839
    @potatosalad3839 5 лет назад +737

    I think this is why the Krusty Krab was out of mayonnaise

    • @sofia_289
      @sofia_289 5 лет назад +6

      Hold the mayonnaise

    • @thisisntmyhandle-
      @thisisntmyhandle- 5 лет назад +4

      Patrick couldn’t get his instrumenting right

  • @phuasien
    @phuasien 7 лет назад +5244

    legend has it, hes still puting mayonnaise on top of buns

    • @aidanbrymer
      @aidanbrymer 7 лет назад +91

      Si Enn that's what she said

    • @bakedpotato3734
      @bakedpotato3734 7 лет назад +14

      WTF

    • @cmh.8563
      @cmh.8563 7 лет назад +18

      aidan brymer omg u dirty lol

    • @aidanbrymer
      @aidanbrymer 7 лет назад +12

      XxX_BoiYouSuck_XxX _XxX When I see a chance I strike

    • @galactictea7800
      @galactictea7800 7 лет назад +6

      legend has it that the guy customer came back after hours, dug the sandwich from the tomb and ate it

  • @yattanoakuma
    @yattanoakuma 5 лет назад +1426

    How much?
    "Yes."
    How much??
    "I said yes!"

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 Месяц назад +9

    Deserved. Everyone whose ever played Papa's Burgeria knows that Wally was an asshole, you could've done his order perfectly and as fast as possible and he'd still be dissatisfied with it.

    • @Cingiturvin
      @Cingiturvin Месяц назад +1

      fr always hated the guy

  • @probablylibby
    @probablylibby 4 года назад +359

    “Sir, I ordered extra mayonnaise, but this burger is still pretty dry.”

  • @felix56291
    @felix56291 6 лет назад +7810

    We serve food here sir

  • @szymon170able
    @szymon170able 7 лет назад +1507

    It should be in the important videos playlist.

  • @XT_NighTraiN
    @XT_NighTraiN 29 дней назад +4

    How the first one asleep at the sleepover looks when they wake up

  • @yomaiwnl
    @yomaiwnl 6 лет назад +645

    Thank you RUclips Recommend Tab Algorithm, very cool!

    • @fipfipgghgh
      @fipfipgghgh 6 лет назад +1

      Omg

    • @fruity2
      @fruity2 6 лет назад +3

      Your pfp is nanachi, therefore i love you.

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +1

      Another one gets recommended this. I was recommended this 3 months ago. This game was also partially my childhood, I loved screwing up others' orders.

    • @AMX_50_B_alsoTop
      @AMX_50_B_alsoTop Месяц назад

      13 лет

  • @snakes_and_angelcakes
    @snakes_and_angelcakes 4 года назад +817

    I love that this is 9 years old and the humor still holds up to this day

  • @senna.l
    @senna.l 5 лет назад +1654

    He didn’t like it because there wasn’t any mayonaise on it

  • @mrfredrj
    @mrfredrj Месяц назад +5

    Тот самый секретный ингредиент в шаурме на вокзале

  • @spyrosk.1881
    @spyrosk.1881 5 лет назад +1687

    Customer: hmmm...
    Chef: What is wrong sir?
    Customer: it needs more mayonnaise...

  • @Kyleroo
    @Kyleroo 6 лет назад +391

    Where are you in my recommendations list 7 years ago?

    • @suuks444
      @suuks444 6 лет назад +3

      because this is a legend

    • @Kyleroo
      @Kyleroo 6 лет назад +1

      @@suuks444 I know this is a legend. But I mean, why isn't it appearing in my recommendations list for the past 7 years?

    • @suuks444
      @suuks444 6 лет назад +2

      Kyleroo lmao i dunno, but it’s in my recommendations too

    • @Kyleroo
      @Kyleroo 6 лет назад

      cool

    • @acrab952
      @acrab952 6 лет назад +1

      @@Kyleroo I see you are a my life as a teenage robot person too.

  • @dailydoseofdiscordmemes1249
    @dailydoseofdiscordmemes1249 3 года назад +1160

    Patrick when he ordered his daily burger:

  • @Tototoron
    @Tototoron 29 дней назад +5

    Love you went through the effort of cooking a perfect patty, even flipping it a third time to get the juices freshly in both sides, just to not put it in the mayorger lol

  • @FF-fl4qi
    @FF-fl4qi 4 года назад +1336

    2:50 there was so much mayonnaise that his expression was hidden

  • @sarah-lj4jj
    @sarah-lj4jj 6 лет назад +383

    This is how a man asserts his dominance.

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 6 лет назад

      ;D

    • @notveryrea1
      @notveryrea1 6 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @bullphr0g489
      @bullphr0g489 6 лет назад +5

      They blow a whale-sized load on a bun? as a man i can say this is accurate.

    • @syro2412
      @syro2412 6 лет назад +1

      Lmayo

  • @arare-principissaphocarum958
    @arare-principissaphocarum958 3 года назад +775

    When life gives you mayonnaise, you build a tower

  • @Ncraft-d4q
    @Ncraft-d4q 10 дней назад +2

    Getting recommended this 13 years later is wild

  • @Lukr4tive1008
    @Lukr4tive1008 4 года назад +901

    Wally: *exists*
    FuPoo: *“So you have chosen... Mayonnaise.”*

    • @danigeo247
      @danigeo247 4 года назад +9

      No, it's a birds Shit

    • @maru5185
      @maru5185 4 года назад +1

      Dani geografia 247 Mapping y gameplays los domingos lol

    • @spookyleo2589
      @spookyleo2589 4 года назад +1

      @@danigeo247 sei italiano

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 года назад

      @@spookyleo2589 hes SPAINISH

    • @spookyleo2589
      @spookyleo2589 4 года назад

      @@abandonedlmao9433 oh

  • @LeumazDnazor
    @LeumazDnazor 6 лет назад +596

    When you say you dont want any mayo on your burger

    • @madeleinebarrera4608
      @madeleinebarrera4608 6 лет назад

      Had to do it to em

    • @Comradist
      @Comradist 6 лет назад +2

      You will never understand their pain until you work there at a fast food place. I worked at subway for a couple of months and loathed every minute i wasted my life there. Peoplewould get mad if you put a little mayo, too much mayo....and even an average round of mayo. So they get mad nonetheless. UNLESS you squeeze the fuck out of the mayo until the jizz starts to ooze out of the condonment jar...then they dont get mad. So if you prefer less mayo, you are the minority...

    • @Comradist
      @Comradist 6 лет назад

      NOT TO MENTION the fact they also get mad if you ask "is this enough mayo" as if they were on a time crunch or expecting you to know their desired amount. Mostly the elderly expect us to mind read how much mayo they want...uts fucking retarded

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 6 лет назад +1

      @@Comradist sorry to hear that. Theres many dicks in this world

  • @CarsSimplified
    @CarsSimplified 6 лет назад +580

    Imagine mayo thick enough to hold its shape like that.
    Imagine working at an IRL burger place and doing this, but having to put the bottle back on the counter after every squirt.

    • @dementional_rift7642
      @dementional_rift7642 6 лет назад +13

      A raise
      Is at hand

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 6 лет назад +4

      If I ever work at a burger place when it comes to a drive thru order and they ask for extra mayo this video will be me

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 6 лет назад +6

      Imagine having a bottle that can even hold that much mayo

    • @sophiepalubiski2020
      @sophiepalubiski2020 6 лет назад

      Cars Simplified IMAAAAAGINE A WORLD LIKE THAT

  • @Bard_Dnoid
    @Bard_Dnoid 14 дней назад +2

    -сколько майонеза нужно?
    -да

  • @bunnydexter7178
    @bunnydexter7178 6 лет назад +473

    Thank you RUclips. For recommending this timeless gem to me. Seven years after this was uploaded.

    • @Extra_solarr
      @Extra_solarr 6 лет назад +2

      Finally, somebody who's youtube hates them.... Like me

    • @user-ze7zr4qy6d
      @user-ze7zr4qy6d 6 лет назад +1

      me too man

    • @amy-zh3gz
      @amy-zh3gz 6 лет назад

      Is that your armpit hair?

    • @bunnydexter7178
      @bunnydexter7178 6 лет назад

      night mare no, it's my boyfriends armpit hair lol😂

    • @faerield
      @faerield 6 лет назад

      same

  • @onlyhereformemes6656
    @onlyhereformemes6656 5 лет назад +395

    *imagine if the customer actually didn’t even want mayonnaise*

    • @hankhill5913
      @hankhill5913 5 лет назад +2

      costumer?

    • @LuzuraHater
      @LuzuraHater 5 лет назад +2

      Santa But Is On Crack Cocaine what if they were allergic to the mayonnaise

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 3 года назад +3046

    Can't believe this masterpiece was uploaded 10 years ago

  • @NUREL464
    @NUREL464 14 дней назад +2

    I guess the customer asked for extra mayonnaise.

  • @lavender6272
    @lavender6272 6 лет назад +579

    Imagine doing this in real life and serving it to a customer

    • @gabhr1
      @gabhr1 6 лет назад +25

      Lmao i may do that when I'm old enough to have a job

    • @lavender6272
      @lavender6272 6 лет назад +7

      @@gabhr1 LMAO yes please do it

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +4

      Shooting Star Animates TOO MUCH MAYONNAISE! *throws it away* lol

    • @lavender6272
      @lavender6272 5 лет назад +4

      @@lunahetfield DID YOU MEAN NOT EGOUGH MAYONNAISE!?!

    • @lavender6272
      @lavender6272 5 лет назад +3

      @@sheevhernandez3869 Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! XD

  • @gabbycraft7035
    @gabbycraft7035 6 лет назад +543

    This takes asking for "extra mayonnaise" to a whole new level...

    • @CreWizP
      @CreWizP 6 лет назад +2

      @Gēōrge and other things r/wooooosh

    • @semih-_-3912
      @semih-_-3912 6 лет назад

      Nice Plotwist

  • @RayfeQahington
    @RayfeQahington 5 лет назад +521

    Those 20K+ dislikes were from Wally's lawyers

  • @ComedicLetter
    @ComedicLetter 27 дней назад +2

    “Welcome to Mr. Mayonnaise’s Mansion! We’ve got the best sandwiches this side of… where we are!”

  • @olivia-lk3bj
    @olivia-lk3bj 6 лет назад +750

    Me: “Light mayo please”
    McDonald’s worker:

    • @yuudii
      @yuudii 6 лет назад +20

      You should thank them, they're making sure you become a strong and healthy comrade!

    • @poop4912
      @poop4912 6 лет назад +16

      *every been to subway?*

    • @pacat111
      @pacat111 6 лет назад

      Underated

    • @jaybee7271
      @jaybee7271 6 лет назад +1

      @@yuudii where the fuck did you get that comrade shit from?

    • @aGayYesMan
      @aGayYesMan 6 лет назад +1

      And they believe they deserve to be paid $15 an hour.

  • @vcassoo
    @vcassoo 7 лет назад +5473

    *One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise*

  • @rafaelcampana9584
    @rafaelcampana9584 6 лет назад +459

    After 7 years, it's still in my recommended...

  • @IsauTDI
    @IsauTDI 2 месяца назад +3

    This is no longer "Extra Mayonnaise", it's now "Ultra Mayonnaise".

  • @apieceofhair8449
    @apieceofhair8449 5 лет назад +776

    Customer: Don’t forget the Mayo!
    Chef:

    • @squishyninjalite1818
      @squishyninjalite1818 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nuclearshrewcifer fuck no!

    • @GibleMann
      @GibleMann 4 года назад +2

      No u

    • @obiwankenobi401
      @obiwankenobi401 4 года назад +3

      Person: *does this video* hmm a notification
      GOD WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION!

    • @SakuraCrusader
      @SakuraCrusader 4 года назад +4

      You forgot the instrument.

    • @SorrowPop
      @SorrowPop 4 года назад +2

      @@squishyninjalite1818 r/woooosh

  • @hunterofdarkness8329
    @hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад +1868

    Laughing at this made me realize my humor is broken

  • @VlogDoGio
    @VlogDoGio 6 лет назад +718

    The best part is when he puts mayonnaise

  • @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294
    @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294 Месяц назад +6

    If there’s ever a Papa Louie iceberg then this needs to be on it.

  • @kingajankowska7180
    @kingajankowska7180 5 лет назад +509

    He didn't say how much he wanted
    *he just said "give me the mayonnaise"*

  • @undetailed
    @undetailed 6 лет назад +459

    _Me when my parents let me make dinner_

  • @josephcole8102
    @josephcole8102 7 лет назад +384

    an entire generation of eggs went into this one burger

    • @shining7733
      @shining7733 7 лет назад +4

      omg the Kripperinos spreaded all over RUclips! :O

    • @masterinsatiable6656
      @masterinsatiable6656 7 лет назад

      corgirino kripparino Eggs eh?
      How old are you?

    • @thealien4753
      @thealien4753 7 лет назад +3

      corgirino kripparino and like that, the chicken is now extinct

  • @hendrixfarr4700
    @hendrixfarr4700 Месяц назад +2

    The man wanted mayonnaise.
    So i gave him mayonnaise.

  • @jakehayes9231
    @jakehayes9231 6 лет назад +801

    He was mad because there wasn’t enough _Mayo_

  • @shttnmoney9434
    @shttnmoney9434 6 лет назад +601

    McDonald's employees when the customer ask for extra mayonnaise.

    • @mastercabbage
      @mastercabbage 6 лет назад +1

      I don’t think McDonalds has mayonnaise. I think you mean Burger King.

    • @fuzeswitch6559
      @fuzeswitch6559 6 лет назад +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @xluka06
      @xluka06 6 лет назад +2

      @@mastercabbage they have the mayonnaise

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 6 лет назад +1

      imeverywhere. this one lady only gave me two packets and turned away lol

  • @picklub
    @picklub 6 лет назад +1356

    Never have I felt so more like I could conquer the world than in this moment

    • @LavaXD
      @LavaXD 6 лет назад +2

      How does this have 200+ comments and no replies

    • @enzoexcourn3002
      @enzoexcourn3002 6 лет назад

      16lava16 _ all the stupid kids liked this retarded comment

    • @picklub
      @picklub 6 лет назад +6

      +Virtus Plays If its such a stupid comment why did you comment as well? Born too early to explore the universe. Born too late to explore the world. Born just in time to see a stupid remark made by Virtus Plays on a video about mayonnaise.

    • @enzoexcourn3002
      @enzoexcourn3002 6 лет назад +1

      Picklub stfu never seen a child so angry

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 6 лет назад

      Virtus Plays you seem like the angry one to me

  • @rtwnr
    @rtwnr Месяц назад +1

    "No patrick, mayonnaise is a sauce served between 2 buns by itself"

  • @quantbits2944
    @quantbits2944 5 лет назад +558

    Rare footage of Mr. Krabs secret formula.

  • @poisonwatersupply
    @poisonwatersupply 6 лет назад +439

    I like how the hamburger has grill marks on it even though it's cooked on a skillet

    • @Oozywolf
      @Oozywolf 6 лет назад +5

      @Ranem Shain Real restaurants actually do put fake grill marks on food

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 6 лет назад +1

      @@Oozywolf true

    • @dutchmangolinde5469
      @dutchmangolinde5469 6 лет назад +10

      Well buddy that's how mafia works

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 6 лет назад +5

      And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are *Obviously GrIlLed*

  • @dapizzasnake8462
    @dapizzasnake8462 2 года назад +977

    'No mayonnaise'
    The chef:

  • @TheSewDew
    @TheSewDew Месяц назад +1

    What you receive after asking Voice Quills for a McChicken:

  • @ellz6610
    @ellz6610 4 года назад +667

    “You want mayonnaise?”
    “I L L G I V E Y O U M A Y O N N A I S E!!”

  • @ToastedFanArt
    @ToastedFanArt 6 лет назад +417

    There's so much mayo the game literally lags when he gives it to the customer

    • @speedangel
      @speedangel 6 лет назад +2

      I find you everywhere

    • @ToastedFanArt
      @ToastedFanArt 6 лет назад +1

      @@speedangel I get around 😅

    • @4wdthinking
      @4wdthinking 6 лет назад +2

      Who is watching 7 years later (2018)

    • @quisty6492
      @quisty6492 6 лет назад

      @@4wdthinking me

  • @thebackdooranimator
    @thebackdooranimator 3 года назад +1412

    "Sir he has conpleted the training!"
    "give him the mayo."
    "but sir he hasn't gotten the order in ye-"
    "GIVE HIM THE MAYO PRIVATE!"

  • @FrostClawvr
    @FrostClawvr 18 дней назад +1

    “Sir but, this isn’t enough mayonnaise”

  • @StupidKing92
    @StupidKing92 5 лет назад +504

    there isn't enough mayonnaise

  • @jmz1312
    @jmz1312 6 лет назад +497

    Puts phone down.
    *Thats enough internet for today*

    • @bahattingunes8861
      @bahattingunes8861 6 лет назад +6

      Yolo not for me!
      *And this is RUclips!*

    • @kadette3303
      @kadette3303 6 лет назад +1

      @@bahattingunes8861 um RUclips is part of the internet DUH

    • @bahattingunes8861
      @bahattingunes8861 6 лет назад

      @@kadette3303 My whole life was a lie...

    • @kadette3303
      @kadette3303 6 лет назад

      @@bahattingunes8861 *oof*

    • @landervedua632
      @landervedua632 6 лет назад

      @@bahattingunes8861 *facepalm*
      How old are you anyway!?

  • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
    @SyazHikari_Mlbb 3 года назад +956

    “How much mayo is in that bottle?”
    Chef: “Yes”.

    • @buddy20123
      @buddy20123 3 года назад +4

      Inf

    • @green732
      @green732 3 года назад +6

      @@buddy20123 ant

    • @buddy20123
      @buddy20123 3 года назад +4

      @@green732 >:0 I AM NOT AN ANT AND YOU RE A CHAIR BUT HOW ARE YO TALKING

    • @buddy20123
      @buddy20123 3 года назад +5

      @@green732
      🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿
      🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿
      🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽
      🏽⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜🏽
      🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽
      🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽
      🏽🏽🏿🏿🏿🏿🏽🏽‍‍

    • @svshhsbs
      @svshhsbs 3 года назад +2

      @@buddy20123 inf+ant

  • @hirotwo2018
    @hirotwo2018 Месяц назад +7

    That Shadow of the Colossus theme 2:34 perfect timing

  • @anokrya975
    @anokrya975 6 лет назад +723

    *Legends say he's still squirting the mayo*

  • @jangzhang7323
    @jangzhang7323 29 дней назад +2

    Customer: I want to order one deluxe burger with extra mayo.
    Employee: Sir, this is a sperm bank.
    Customer: Yes, extra mayo.

  • @Shaneoutlaw7
    @Shaneoutlaw7 7 лет назад +461

    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THERE ISNT EVEN THAT MUCH MAYO IN THE BOTTLE
    STAY WOKE

    • @Shaneoutlaw7
      @Shaneoutlaw7 7 лет назад +1

      Illuminati don't kill me I'm sorry

    • @Camcopel20
      @Camcopel20 7 лет назад +8

      Am schleep
      OH FUCK AM WOKE TELL ME MORE

    • @kath0pop
      @kath0pop 7 лет назад +8

      Neon Galaxy fr stop, not everything relates to bts and you don't need to make things keep relating to them.

    • @bingusgoober
      @bingusgoober 7 лет назад

      Neon Galaxy fuck off

    • @Toaster-of_random
      @Toaster-of_random Месяц назад

      Nah HOOOOOOONK MI MI MI MI HOOOOOONK MI MI MI MI

  • @xanderz101
    @xanderz101 5 лет назад +436

    i like how there’s like 50x as much on the burger than the bottle itself can hold

    • @jamo8896
      @jamo8896 5 лет назад +24

      at papas burgeria, the mayonnaise has power to reproduce.

    • @kenny55557
      @kenny55557 5 лет назад +6

      @Jaiden DePrez chill

    • @johnnydaves5132
      @johnnydaves5132 5 лет назад

      Jaiden DePrez but reproduce would also make sense.

    • @Bayron-ht7pw
      @Bayron-ht7pw 5 лет назад +1

      Jaiden DePrez shut up pussy ass bitch

    • @bigsmoke6637
      @bigsmoke6637 5 лет назад +2

      @Jaiden DePrez do you know what is a joke?

  • @arturoreyes533
    @arturoreyes533 6 лет назад +657

    Real gamers had to play this game once in their lives...

    • @pleasekillmeiwishtodie2114
      @pleasekillmeiwishtodie2114 6 лет назад +8

      This one was one of the few games I could play at school so yeah

    • @SoSheolH
      @SoSheolH 6 лет назад +2

      i remember playing this on notdoppler years ago

    • @IndiCros
      @IndiCros 6 лет назад +1

      Played it at school

    • @mega_jamzzz
      @mega_jamzzz 6 лет назад +3

      The times man, the times

    • @tweleroy9225
      @tweleroy9225 6 лет назад +1

      Correct I did

  • @takenshota546
    @takenshota546 Месяц назад +2

    "Next we add the pa-"
    "You've chosen Mayo."
    "Next we add the pa-"
    "You've chosen Mayo."
    "Next we add the pa-"
    "You've chosen Mayo"
    "You've been fired from bukkake burger"

  • @PNDA-gw9kp
    @PNDA-gw9kp 3 года назад +793

    I searched "How to make Mayo" and see this instead