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  • Опубликовано: 1 мар 2011
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  • @FuPoo
    @FuPoo  7 лет назад +155705

    my waifu > your waifu

  • @JorgeGonzalez-gg7np
    @JorgeGonzalez-gg7np 7 лет назад +16335

    So the customer says to himself, "What is taking so long?..." and then you hear the deranged chef yelling in the background, "YOU WANT MAYONNAISE? I'LL GIVE YOU MAYONNAISE!!!!"

  • @megadick6000
    @megadick6000 Год назад +9333

    I do like how the customer had to look very closely at it before he got mad, as if he was trying to process the load of bullshit in front of him.

    • @iv689
      @iv689 Год назад +508

      load of masterpiece*

    • @Nicolassieca
      @Nicolassieca Год назад +514

      load of mayonnaise*

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Год назад +498

      You'd stare too if you ordered a burger and got several gallons of freestanding mayonnaise between two buns.

    • @lithoorbayushi4805
      @lithoorbayushi4805 Год назад +163

      ​@@autinjones7194 "Wha- bu- HOW? AND WHY?"

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. Год назад +46

      This got a good laugh out of me haha. Take my like

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle 8 месяцев назад +397

    I like how he doesn't even just make the intended order but with way too much sauce, it's _just_ mayonaise on that bun; he didn't even use the burger he cooked to perfection.
    It's like he heard 'add mayo' in the order and instantaneously went into full lunatic mode over the revelation that (shocker) someone wanted mayonaise, and that suddenly became the only thing their mind thought about for the next 20 minutes as they used every bottle in the resturaunt.

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 23 дня назад +5

      Note: the only bottle in the restaurant, over and over again, leaving plenty of times more volume of mayonnaise on that bun that there were in the bottle in the first place. What a magical bottle of mayonnaise that is

  • @octavia8287
    @octavia8287 7 месяцев назад +332

    Customer was angry because there was not enough mayonnaise.

  • @Dillpickles66
    @Dillpickles66 7 лет назад +2360

    I liked the part when he put on mayonnaise

    • @markiplyersbiggestfan8951
      @markiplyersbiggestfan8951 7 лет назад

      Dill XD

    • @greatpapercraft2008
      @greatpapercraft2008 7 лет назад

      XD

    • @jouji5020
      @jouji5020 7 лет назад +6

      I liked the part where he played the game

    • @zamek4744
      @zamek4744 7 лет назад +5

      Raichu Evolve I liked the part where he started playing the game and puts the mayonese on. COMBO

    • @Perizen
      @Perizen 7 лет назад +18

      you are both dumb
      i like it when he clicked

  • @soniclovesamygirl
    @soniclovesamygirl 4 года назад +3689

    it's weird to me how this was posted in 2011. like people were LITERALLY still laughing at ragecomics back then but this feels so fresh

    • @-J--vx7nv
      @-J--vx7nv 4 года назад +73

      Ragecomics still exist, btw. But now it's all about postmodern and irony

    • @sherman8r1998
      @sherman8r1998 4 года назад +49

      Man who edited this was ahead of his time for sure!

    • @epicjake9418
      @epicjake9418 4 года назад +1

      yea

    • @-J--vx7nv
      @-J--vx7nv 4 года назад +5

      @@manwhodontlikepickel1327 well... i was talking about russian part of internet, but if it's still actual humour here, I'm happy about that

    • @maxfi878
      @maxfi878 4 года назад +1

      I think I first watched this around 2013.

  • @Ag3nt-MC
    @Ag3nt-MC 3 месяца назад +97

    12 years and it still feels like a modern day shitpost

    • @sourkefir
      @sourkefir Месяц назад +2

      But why though?

    • @DoorMSM
      @DoorMSM 10 дней назад

      13 year now

  • @Hsf1612
    @Hsf1612 6 месяцев назад +156

    "Sir there's some burguer on my mayo"
    -Wally 2011

  • @topty9583
    @topty9583 2 года назад +10238

    Wally is mad because there’s not enough mayonnaise

    • @redbloomings7523
      @redbloomings7523 2 года назад +103

      LoL

    • @denjerw5104
      @denjerw5104 2 года назад +154

      Fr in every game Wally would ask for mayo😭😭

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад +30

      @una persona Anónima clam down edgelord

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 2 года назад +18

      @una persona Anónima yo bts is shit tho

    • @ItsAmro
      @ItsAmro 2 года назад +20

      @una persona Anónima Straight fax man

  • @Yip_E_
    @Yip_E_ Год назад +5830

    If mayonnaise is an instrument, that's an entire orchestra.

  • @ketchuplover2
    @ketchuplover2 6 месяцев назад +61

    *"Alright sir. That'll be 2.99 Dollars."*

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 2 месяца назад +47

    i think this video has literally influenced the entire papa louie franchise, because now wally is just the fucking mayonnaise guy

  • @mezec4317
    @mezec4317 2 года назад +10382

    I like how there's the idea that the mayonnaise solidified enough to support more mayonnaise in a stack.

    • @litio9759
      @litio9759 2 года назад +796

      At this point its cement

    • @WiIdSmiIe
      @WiIdSmiIe 2 года назад +579

      Crunchy mayonnaise

    • @tetro2675
      @tetro2675 2 года назад +32

      Ñ

    • @nody438
      @nody438 2 года назад +30

      @@CompetitiveHating why out of context bro

    • @Xia_Jinhai
      @Xia_Jinhai 2 года назад +5

      Cement ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @EpicJakeisCool
    @EpicJakeisCool 6 лет назад +7372

    when you ask for extra mayo

    • @jazz6751
      @jazz6751 6 лет назад +17

      Epic Jake LMAO

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 6 лет назад +64

      More like: When you tell Subway to toast your sandwich, and they skipped that step.

    • @anthonymaida5896
      @anthonymaida5896 6 лет назад +12

      Philip Ottey as a subway employee i am offended by this statement. I do the toasting everytime. Its the veggies im inclined to mess up on excuse you. God, some people.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 6 лет назад +5

      No Land Beyond I didn't mean to offend but it's a joke like the fast food memes. I feel for subway employees though; my classmate who was manager there had to deal with customers being savages by returning an uneatenned sub after paying/walking out with it and then decides to order the same type of sub twice. The only reason why I don't go to subway is because price you get(overpriced), even for the healthy subs. The store I go to only adds 2 frickin meatballs to a 6 meatballed sub when I asked for double meat and charges nearly a bag of chips/small drink for it. What I also don't get is subway doesn't do triple meat since youtubers rant and supporters give legitimate questions about it. I'd personally be fine with it because of all these limited released subs that are floating around, which are also not healthy if you ask me...

    • @anthonymaida5896
      @anthonymaida5896 6 лет назад +6

      Philip Ottey im sorry but my comment was intended to be some form of comedy

  • @Really7ate9
    @Really7ate9 8 месяцев назад +44

    The fact that that sized bottle could hold that much mayonnaise amazes me

  • @rahsy
    @rahsy 6 месяцев назад +6

    Every year I think about this video at some point and go on a wild manhunt to find it again, worth it every time

  • @Ryclic
    @Ryclic 5 лет назад +2808

    Hmm..... I think it needs more mayo

    • @theholderscock
      @theholderscock 5 лет назад +55

      Ryan yea a little on top. And the sides

    • @daxyo9286
      @daxyo9286 5 лет назад +13

      Absolutly

    • @ItsPietroFelix
      @ItsPietroFelix 5 лет назад +7

      Dellay P. Obviously

    • @rake5870
      @rake5870 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh why we watching this it was posted 7 yrs ago😂😂😂

    • @diannab6113
      @diannab6113 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan yeah

  • @asinine8143
    @asinine8143 5 лет назад +756

    The customer was ungrateful af. This dude probably spent 2 hours making sure he had enough mayonnaise and he doesn't even get a tip? Smh.

  • @anthonymagkno
    @anthonymagkno 6 месяцев назад +14

    This has got to be at least top 100 internet videos of all time.

  • @qwertek8413
    @qwertek8413 7 месяцев назад +17

    i like how he didn't even use the burger but despite this he still make sure it's fried correctly

  • @leomessi80012
    @leomessi80012 4 года назад +1396

    I'm impressed by how well this was edited in 2011

  • @kyliec.6277
    @kyliec.6277 7 лет назад +2408

    Did anyone else notice that he forgot to put on the mayonnaise.
    Edit: Oh my freaking god that's a lot of likes

  • @Sbsfanlol_98499
    @Sbsfanlol_98499 Месяц назад +3

    This truly makes mayonnaise on an escalator to a whole new level 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💀💀🔥🔥🗿🔥🗿🔥💀🗣️💀🗣️💀🔥🗿🔥🗿🗣️🗿🗣️💀🗣️💀🔥💀🔥💀🗣️💀

  • @sheepywastaken
    @sheepywastaken 6 месяцев назад +9

    I remember being just a little kid and I used to be obsessed with this game, and that for some reason, when I saw this video, it scared me so much that I cried. I now have no idea why it gave me this reaction since now I'm watching this a decade later and found it randomly on my recommended page.

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc 4 месяца назад

      yeah you were that one kid that was always on coolmath in the computer lab instead of actually doing your work on scratch

  • @mynameisnotsupertoad4536
    @mynameisnotsupertoad4536 3 года назад +13009

    That Mayo bottle is a legend. It can hold ten times the amount of mayonnaise as its size

    • @onionguy1
      @onionguy1 3 года назад +428

      its supposedly infinite and is called universal mayo and is the only thing that will exist when the entire universe dies in 100 googol years or 100¹⁰⁰

    • @mynameisnotsupertoad4536
      @mynameisnotsupertoad4536 3 года назад +21

      @@onionguy1 ha

    • @krewvibez1328
      @krewvibez1328 3 года назад +10

      @@onionguy1 lol

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 3 года назад +81

      @@onionguy1 the mayo is also very dense, it can bend space and time in the fourth dimensional axis so that it can contain more than just infinite amount of mayonnaise.

    • @angelicafrancisco33
      @angelicafrancisco33 3 года назад +31

      its like doraemon's pocket

  • @FF-fl4qi
    @FF-fl4qi 3 года назад +1165

    2:50 there was so much mayonnaise that his expression was hidden

  • @gabbyeala2160
    @gabbyeala2160 2 месяца назад +5

    “Alright i passed out 50 times but here’s your order!”

  • @imoyourbz9168
    @imoyourbz9168 6 месяцев назад +5

    he's angry because you didnt put the patty under the giant pile of mayonnaise as instructed

  • @thatonerobloxplayeryt6518
    @thatonerobloxplayeryt6518 2 года назад +714

    Plot twist: The customer wasn't mad, he just wanted MORE mayonnaise

  • @tittycorn5711
    @tittycorn5711 5 лет назад +479

    Just imagine Wally being like, "what the hell is taking so long?"

  • @jackbeavis
    @jackbeavis Месяц назад +3

    I don't think thats how the laws of physics works man

  • @freshtomato23_
    @freshtomato23_ 7 месяцев назад +5

    most elite game franchise ever created

  • @phuasien
    @phuasien 7 лет назад +5107

    legend has it, hes still puting mayonnaise on top of buns

    • @aidanbrymer
      @aidanbrymer 7 лет назад +83

      Si Enn that's what she said

    • @bakedpotato3734
      @bakedpotato3734 7 лет назад +11

      WTF

    • @cmh.8563
      @cmh.8563 7 лет назад +18

      aidan brymer omg u dirty lol

    • @aidanbrymer
      @aidanbrymer 7 лет назад +12

      XxX_BoiYouSuck_XxX _XxX When I see a chance I strike

    • @galactictea7800
      @galactictea7800 7 лет назад +5

      legend has it that the guy customer came back after hours, dug the sandwich from the tomb and ate it

  • @8-bitcookies223
    @8-bitcookies223 6 лет назад +1325

    2011: mayonnaise
    2017: PUTTING 500 POUNDS OF MAYONAISE ON A BURGER (MAYO PRANK)

    • @yagirllarry1674
      @yagirllarry1674 6 лет назад +19

      8-BitCookies 2 so true though

    • @sea_king1239
      @sea_king1239 6 лет назад +11

      That's right dude

    • @kobinator6001
      @kobinator6001 6 лет назад +61

      (COPS CALLED) (ALMOST DIED) + $500 DOLLAR GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY?!?!?!?!??!!!!1!11?

    • @noahthegamer153
      @noahthegamer153 6 лет назад +1

      8-BitCookies 2

    • @HenningUKN
      @HenningUKN 6 лет назад +42

      *[GONE WRONG] !!![GONE SEXUAL]!!!*

  • @billy.2156
    @billy.2156 8 месяцев назад +7

    That mayonnaise bottle must have a mayonnaise generator

  • @sumimasen444
    @sumimasen444 6 месяцев назад +7

    容器の見た目に合わず中身は大容量なの草

  • @dubzyysnipezz2362
    @dubzyysnipezz2362 5 лет назад +826

    RUclips is supposed to recommend me videos, not *art*

  • @senna.l
    @senna.l 4 года назад +1577

    He didn’t like it because there wasn’t any mayonaise on it

    • @herleeknow
      @herleeknow 4 года назад +2

      Daemm i like your dp noiceee

    • @kakyoin9355
      @kakyoin9355 4 года назад +14

      There wasn’t enough

    • @iamshookadoodledoo649
      @iamshookadoodledoo649 4 года назад +12

      He got mad because the mayonnaise bottle didn't come with the order

    • @user-tn9ci4mv1x
      @user-tn9ci4mv1x 4 года назад

      @@kakyoin9355 ur right XD

    • @unloosedaura2243
      @unloosedaura2243 4 года назад

      Bruh he wanted the bottle with the burger and fries with mayonnaise on it

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 6 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine squishing the bungs together

  • @cutecell2798
    @cutecell2798 5 месяцев назад +1

    That sad face of the customer...i can feel how he wished there was more mayonnaise

  • @maxmeantm9381
    @maxmeantm9381 5 лет назад +679

    “Um, I asked for extra mayonnaise”

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 лет назад +37

      MaxMeanTM Probably why the person didn’t want it. Didn’t have enough mayonnaise.

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 лет назад +2

      ThatOneKid D you can like now

    • @emilyustick3738
      @emilyustick3738 5 лет назад +1

      Angelica Rodriguez no it’s because it’s the wrong order 😂

    • @duskiee5347
      @duskiee5347 5 лет назад +1

      *gives mayo burger*
      Oh, you wanted more? Uh, wait just a moment.
      *A long time later*
      Here is what you asked for, more mayo! Huh? Not enough? You know what customer?
      Take this mayo bottle and put more mayo on your burger. I'm gonna serve other customers now.
      Customer: But wait! How about the mayo bottle?
      Me: I have an extra one so yeah.

    • @duskiee5347
      @duskiee5347 5 лет назад

      @demon bendy Uhh.. Do you know the meaning of 69?

  • @mar.716
    @mar.716 7 лет назад +3000

    this needs to be added to Important Videos

    • @greyfurns
      @greyfurns 7 лет назад +1

      Nah man n it's not important like my playlist is

    • @3bigbignig-abandoned
      @3bigbignig-abandoned 7 лет назад

      So true!

    • @keirontravis
      @keirontravis 7 лет назад

      Clorox Bleach it's ninth in the 1,987-video trash playlist by miistification

    • @Zipp2010
      @Zipp2010 7 лет назад

      Clorox Bleach you're everywhere aren't you.

    • @mar.716
      @mar.716 7 лет назад +8

      Sterling Hicks I am. I'm *EVERYWHERE*

  • @notsopopular5641
    @notsopopular5641 Месяц назад +1

    Bro looked at his burger and said- "Im CERTAIN thats NOT MAYONNAISE. 😡😡😡"

  • @ColeV
    @ColeV 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Bro, why don't the burgers ever look anything like the ad?!"

  • @olivia-lk3bj
    @olivia-lk3bj 5 лет назад +743

    Me: “Light mayo please”
    McDonald’s worker:

    • @yuudii
      @yuudii 5 лет назад +18

      You should thank them, they're making sure you become a strong and healthy comrade!

    • @poop4912
      @poop4912 5 лет назад +16

      *every been to subway?*

    • @pacat111
      @pacat111 5 лет назад

      Underated

    • @jaybee7271
      @jaybee7271 5 лет назад +1

      @@yuudii where the fuck did you get that comrade shit from?

    • @itsaMoogle
      @itsaMoogle 5 лет назад

      And they believe they deserve to be paid $15 an hour.

  • @vcassoo
    @vcassoo 6 лет назад +5474

    *One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise*

  • @orchidmalfoy1387
    @orchidmalfoy1387 28 дней назад +2

    " I passed out 400 times but here's the sandwich"

  • @DiamondEmpyrean8273
    @DiamondEmpyrean8273 8 месяцев назад +2

    That's way more mayo than the stars above!
    So nostalgic.

  • @potatosalad3839
    @potatosalad3839 4 года назад +715

    I think this is why the Krusty Krab was out of mayonnaise

    • @sofia_289
      @sofia_289 4 года назад +4

      Hold the mayonnaise

    • @thisisntmyhandle-
      @thisisntmyhandle- 4 года назад +1

      Patrick couldn’t get his instrumenting right

  • @WhenTheFloppa
    @WhenTheFloppa 7 лет назад +5422

    This showed up on everyone's recommendations today... what the hell is going on in RUclipss office?

    • @WheatsTsu
      @WheatsTsu 7 лет назад +62

      Turbro I have no fucking clue

    • @apersonthatlikesfood5633
      @apersonthatlikesfood5633 7 лет назад +9

      Turbro idfk

    • @aazronzaz9654
      @aazronzaz9654 7 лет назад +20

      we may never know

    • @masterbawler
      @masterbawler 7 лет назад +3

      Turbro tahts right

    • @odiliapeixoto2870
      @odiliapeixoto2870 7 лет назад +6

      Turbro wait RUclips actual has an office...Wow turbro...Just wow
      Comment if u found the difference
      🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
      Wow u smart bro XD

  • @elijahmaser7567
    @elijahmaser7567 День назад

    even the chef had to look at you saying, "wtf did you just do"

  • @terrance135
    @terrance135 6 месяцев назад +1

    12 years ago when i watched this, put this in a time capsule

  • @snakes_and_angelcakes
    @snakes_and_angelcakes 3 года назад +765

    I love that this is 9 years old and the humor still holds up to this day

  • @HubaUploadsHere
    @HubaUploadsHere 7 лет назад +3244

    Who else got this recomended without any reason? o.O

  • @a.very.cool.dude.
    @a.very.cool.dude. 3 месяца назад +1

    I get recommended this every tear or so i like to watch it every time

  • @Valfothr
    @Valfothr 2 месяца назад +1

    I was not expecting a shadow of the colossus soundtrack

  • @KrashKai
    @KrashKai 5 лет назад +882

    "Hey! Um, can I have a regular hamburger with extra mayo please?"
    Papa Louie: Y O U R W I S H I S M Y *C O M M A N D*

    • @MadelineTheUndertaleVideogame
      @MadelineTheUndertaleVideogame 5 лет назад +1

      What do you mean?,this is the regular hamburger, the extra mayo is worse

    • @KrashKai
      @KrashKai 5 лет назад

      Tipo Com™ I don’t think I wanna see what that looks like haha

    • @owenward965
      @owenward965 5 лет назад

      i like mayonnaise, but this is a bit too much xD

    • @blahbloo9959
      @blahbloo9959 5 лет назад

      GENIE DOES AS YOU WISH

    • @takahashiwhore5808
      @takahashiwhore5808 5 лет назад

      Eh still not enough Mayo

  • @bongo1392
    @bongo1392 5 лет назад +457

    And it turns out that Mayonnaise bottle is infinite, solving world hunger as we know it

    • @corazonnisperos3686
      @corazonnisperos3686 5 лет назад +12

      That One Creative Username
      *when you realize the bottle has more mayonnaise worth than the price of all Jeffree Star's expensive things*

    • @itsyaboilogan642
      @itsyaboilogan642 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is so freaking underrated

    • @ElloDere
      @ElloDere 5 лет назад

      Open the fucking bottle and BAM , The world is mayonnaise and world hunger will be gone

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodfa8051
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodfa8051 5 лет назад +5

      I'd rather actually starve to death than eat mayo 😂

    • @StaremprezzSophie
      @StaremprezzSophie 5 лет назад

      That line of thought is why people think we’re killing the Mayo industry.

  • @DeerJerky
    @DeerJerky 8 месяцев назад +1

    "What's taking him so long?"
    Chef in the back singing Mayonnaise On An Escalator:

  • @arturoreyes533
    @arturoreyes533 5 лет назад +649

    Real gamers had to play this game once in their lives...

    • @pleasekillmeiwishtodie2114
      @pleasekillmeiwishtodie2114 5 лет назад +8

      This one was one of the few games I could play at school so yeah

    • @SoSheolH
      @SoSheolH 5 лет назад +2

      i remember playing this on notdoppler years ago

    • @IndiCros
      @IndiCros 5 лет назад +1

      Played it at school

    • @mega_jamzzz
      @mega_jamzzz 5 лет назад +3

      The times man, the times

    • @tweleroy9225
      @tweleroy9225 5 лет назад +1

      Correct I did

  • @spyrosk.1881
    @spyrosk.1881 5 лет назад +1670

    Customer: hmmm...
    Chef: What is wrong sir?
    Customer: it needs more mayonnaise...

  • @PixelG_
    @PixelG_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Pov: me stacking all the cream of other Oreo's into one

  • @AryanKumar-jo1pz
    @AryanKumar-jo1pz 7 месяцев назад +1

    BRo!! This OG GAME! 😭
    TY so much for reminding me of this!

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 3 года назад +3042

    Can't believe this masterpiece was uploaded 10 years ago

  • @mysticmacaw3728
    @mysticmacaw3728 5 лет назад +621

    The reason why you loss is because there wasn’t enough mayonnaise.

    • @firemage3387
      @firemage3387 5 лет назад +45

      If I went to that restaurant I would be dissapointed if they gave me that little mayo.

    • @xicanohippiepunk
      @xicanohippiepunk 5 лет назад +4

      MysticMacaw DID SOMEONE SAY L O S S??

    • @mysticmacaw3728
      @mysticmacaw3728 5 лет назад +1

      Bert_Sampson Grammarly bitches

    • @mysticmacaw3728
      @mysticmacaw3728 5 лет назад +3

      Bert_Sampson also do you think I give an actual fuck about how my meat is cooked. Real niggas only care about the mayonnaise smh

    • @mysticmacaw3728
      @mysticmacaw3728 5 лет назад +1

      Bert_Sampson mayonnaise is mayonnaise. Burnt or not, you shouldn’t complain. It’s only the quantity of mayonnaise that truly matters.

  • @Pequalidem
    @Pequalidem Месяц назад +1

    An infinite bottle of mayonnaise.
    Pluses: It's infinite
    Minuses: Mayonnaise is spoiled. Therefore it retains its shape

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox 6 месяцев назад +1

    This video is an internet classic. So stupid and simple yet still hilarious 😂

  • @shttnmoney9434
    @shttnmoney9434 5 лет назад +596

    McDonald's employees when the customer ask for extra mayonnaise.

    • @mastercabbage
      @mastercabbage 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t think McDonalds has mayonnaise. I think you mean Burger King.

    • @fuzeswitch6559
      @fuzeswitch6559 5 лет назад +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @xluka06
      @xluka06 5 лет назад +2

      @@mastercabbage they have the mayonnaise

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 5 лет назад +1

      imeverywhere. this one lady only gave me two packets and turned away lol

  • @ZachInman
    @ZachInman 5 лет назад +15497

    I get recommended this video once a year... This year it ended up being my Christmas gift.

  • @Ka1r014
    @Ka1r014 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro really did stack up the mayonnaise Lmfao 💀

  • @Modeus.
    @Modeus. 6 месяцев назад +3

    he had too much fun making this burger

  • @lilhrabinator2283
    @lilhrabinator2283 3 года назад +12993

    Me: What's taking so long?
    The cook:

    • @ITZALEXXVX
      @ITZALEXXVX 3 года назад +492

      Me: can I have no mannoyise
      My dad:

    • @user-jz5mx5ye9y
      @user-jz5mx5ye9y 3 года назад +32

      @@ITZALEXXVX lol

    • @wimpynab
      @wimpynab 3 года назад +10

      1000th like

    • @wimpynab
      @wimpynab 3 года назад +36

      @@user-jz5mx5ye9y r00d much

    • @tringle8872
      @tringle8872 3 года назад +8

      Worth waiting

  • @hunterofdarkness8329
    @hunterofdarkness8329 3 года назад +1875

    Laughing at this made me realize my humor is broken

  • @metalfan1890
    @metalfan1890 Месяц назад +1

    Shadow of Colossus theme sounded way more epic in my memory

  • @DRIPPY_BOXY
    @DRIPPY_BOXY 4 месяца назад +1

    You should call it "The mayonnaise monstrosity"

  • @yomaiwnl
    @yomaiwnl 5 лет назад +540

    Thank you RUclips Recommend Tab Algorithm, very cool!

    • @fipfipgghgh
      @fipfipgghgh 5 лет назад +1

      Omg

    • @fruity2
      @fruity2 5 лет назад +3

      Your pfp is nanachi, therefore i love you.

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 5 лет назад +1

      Another one gets recommended this. I was recommended this 3 months ago. This game was also partially my childhood, I loved screwing up others' orders.

  • @TBK06
    @TBK06 4 года назад +1737

    Who else just got this randomly in their recommended

  • @thanosforpresident2024
    @thanosforpresident2024 2 месяца назад +1

    2:44 His computer: Can't hold the mayo any longer!

  • @HaveYouHeardOfTheMelonMan
    @HaveYouHeardOfTheMelonMan 4 месяца назад +2

    The man wanted mayonnaise, he got fucking mayonnaise.

  • @erin.channing
    @erin.channing 5 лет назад +383

    Wally:one squirt of mayo, please
    Papa louie: *im about to end this mans whole career*

  • @jakehayes9231
    @jakehayes9231 5 лет назад +797

    He was mad because there wasn’t enough _Mayo_

  • @Edwin_Gan
    @Edwin_Gan 6 месяцев назад +1

    No wonder the customer is upset. there's not enough mayonnaise

    • @w12266
      @w12266 6 месяцев назад

      Lmao

  • @tylertheguy3160
    @tylertheguy3160 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how there was so much mayonnaise that it lowered the frame rate.

  • @yattanoakuma
    @yattanoakuma 4 года назад +1405

    How much?
    "Yes."
    How much??
    "I said yes!"

  • @gabbycraft7035
    @gabbycraft7035 5 лет назад +540

    This takes asking for "extra mayonnaise" to a whole new level...

    • @CreWizP
      @CreWizP 5 лет назад +2

      @Gēōrge and other things r/wooooosh

    • @semih-_-3912
      @semih-_-3912 5 лет назад

      Nice Plotwist

  • @bharathiganesan5567
    @bharathiganesan5567 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bros the guy who ordered with 1000 layers of mayonnaise 😂

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 6 месяцев назад

    Thought that said "You've finished training in the _Bulgaria"_ at first, and I just thought, "well, you're gonna need it"

  • @poisonwatersupply
    @poisonwatersupply 5 лет назад +433

    I like how the hamburger has grill marks on it even though it's cooked on a skillet

    • @Oozywolf
      @Oozywolf 5 лет назад +5

      @Ranem Shain Real restaurants actually do put fake grill marks on food

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 5 лет назад +1

      @@Oozywolf true

    • @dutchmangolinde5469
      @dutchmangolinde5469 5 лет назад +10

      Well buddy that's how mafia works

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 5 лет назад +5

      And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are *Obviously GrIlLed*

  • @noima13
    @noima13 5 лет назад +831

    Kids these days: I WON A GAME OF FORTNITE :D
    My old days:

    • @ThePelum
      @ThePelum 5 лет назад +21

      I mostly played Snail Bob and Snake, while everyone was raving about Run.

    • @neptoons1921
      @neptoons1921 5 лет назад +3

      STRANGE! ISN'T IT? This game is from like three ago man, it’s not like “ye old days”. It’s perfectly plausible for a child to grow up with both, Ive never even played fortnite but still man

    • @anastasiaminaeva9512
      @anastasiaminaeva9512 5 лет назад +2

      its from 2006 :)

    • @neptoons1921
      @neptoons1921 5 лет назад +3

      Anastasia Minaeva huh, I really have no concept of time. Still, it annoys me when people act extra about their childhoods? That’s coming from someone who grew up on these cooking games

    • @anastasiaminaeva9512
      @anastasiaminaeva9512 5 лет назад

      i understand :D

  • @JoaoDis
    @JoaoDis Месяц назад

    So many years and RUclips still recommends this to me :).

  • @theloldog12ssecrethut
    @theloldog12ssecrethut 4 месяца назад +1

    "so, why did we have to ship an actual ton of mayonnaise bottles?"
    "...you see..."

  • @bunnydexter7178
    @bunnydexter7178 5 лет назад +451

    Thank you RUclips. For recommending this timeless gem to me. Seven years after this was uploaded.

  • @morganisapro5
    @morganisapro5 4 месяца назад +2

    this is what happens when a game lets you have too much freedom

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo 2 месяца назад +1

    That Mayo is oddly white… and sticky… oh- it smells funky too.
    Wonder what it could actually be!

  • @somefoolouthere
    @somefoolouthere 6 лет назад +767

    You got $0 because he wanted more mayonnaise

  • @TheMemeBorrower.
    @TheMemeBorrower. 5 лет назад +408

    From my experience working at McDonald’s I wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually ordered this

    • @th3r3alwaffl34
      @th3r3alwaffl34 5 лет назад +4

      Hi I'd like a Filet-O-Fish with *Xtra Mayo*

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 5 лет назад +2

      I love mayo but not that much

    • @nickaug1981
      @nickaug1981 5 лет назад

      EXCUAE ME WTF

    • @thumpted8417
      @thumpted8417 5 лет назад +1

      Weird flex but ok

    • @tomi3448
      @tomi3448 5 лет назад

      Th3 R3al Waffl3 is ULTRA EXTRA MAYO

  • @YaBoiHyper
    @YaBoiHyper 6 месяцев назад +1

    this video truly is ahead of its time.

  • @LenGamerWolf
    @LenGamerWolf 6 дней назад

    I love how you used music from Shadow of the Colossus. This is one of my favorite songs too

  • @ImvuSNSD
    @ImvuSNSD 7 лет назад +1726

    I don't care why this was on my recommended videos, I just want to know why I watched the whole thing.