Can My 5 Year Old Son Beat Dean Takahashi at the CUPHEAD TUTORIAL?
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Can my five year old son beat the infamous time set by (game/tech journalist) Dean Takahashi at the Cuphead tutorial?
Find out in this side by side comparison.
This was 100% the first time my Son played Cuphead in fact it's the first time he has played any platformer in his life.
He only just leveled up to 5 a couple of weeks before this recording & had been playing video games for about 6 months (mainly racers & Lego video games). His true passions at the time consisted of playing with dirt/mud, his toys & observing bugs rather then playing video games.
Dean however has been writing for 23 years about video games & I assume playing them for much longer.
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I have no Issue with Dean. You don’t have to be great at games to enjoy them. It turns out you don’t even have to be great at them to write good articles on them either! Maybe that in itself reflects on the awesomeness of video games....
Captured on the Xbox One S
Edited & converted using Wondershare
On this video my 6 year old Daughter has a crack at the title as well
ruclips.net/video/YnOlzqYJGKY/видео.html
Very cool
@Blue Crack at the title
same with my 6 yo son 😆
@Earn Money Online I mean if you say so
Which is which?
If my friends were playing a game bad, I’d use “You play like a 5 year old.” as an insult. I apologise to all 5 year olds out there.
Start saying they play like a game journalist
You are forgiven of your sin
Or more like "5 years old play better than you". But maybe that's too harsh. X,D
@@L16htW4rr10r I think "game journalists plays better" is worse.
Non takin
*refuses to learn the buttons and do the tutorial*
Dean: the tutorial was a little too challenging
Wait did he actually say that....
Wow what an idiot
*breaths in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HUMANITY IS FUCKED
*Immediately writes a review comparing it to "Dark Souls" difficult.*
Me: Bruh.
Mai Miklič wasn’t he five?
@@andycabrera6596 LMAO YIKES
The virgin takahashi vs The Chad Five year-old.
*FBI OPEN THE DOOR !!!*
Yes
Hol' up...
Diamondrino87 That’s not what chad means
@@downx2767 technically not, but technically yes
I imagine the only reason why the 5 year old child took “so long” was because his hands are small for the controller and he had to stop to read the instructions when they came up, unlike a certain game journalist.
Also button layout I doubt the kid memorized where’s buttons are on a controller so they had to look down to see
@@black_rhino241. That’s another good point. Like honestly, if the kid was maybe 5 years older, he’d have cut his already impressive time in half
@@SuperHuscarl impressive?
@@Quatro921. Yes, impressive. A literal child played better than a grown adult at a tutorial. I’d say that’s impressive, wouldn’t you?
@@SuperHuscarl yeah but if you made them ten then it wouldnt be impressive anymore. Also remember its a game journalist
The only reason I could tell the difference is because of the iconic dash jump part.
Same, the kid did so much better there! 😂
No shit sherlock
The kid wrecked it for a 5 year old
Darth Mauldin I did it by studying Dean Takashi’s movements at the start. I knew it was Dean when I saw him duck
I heard dean took 20 minuites on that part!
That moment when a literal _child's_ timing and analytical skills are superior to yours...
That's not really a valid excuse, considering that he's supposed to be a _professional_ gaming journalist.
Yeah the 5 year old's basic problem solving aced this puzzle faster than a fully grown adult who reviews games as their 9-5.
@@optillian4182 well, this professional reviewer made a review of mass effect complaining about damage spongy enemies.
He didn't realize th game was an rpg and never levelled up or upgraded his gear once in the whole playthough. And he was playing on easy.
Your noob
@@optillian4182 yeah the thing is... Journalism and Gaming are two things that take totally different skills y'know?
Poor kid couldn’t read fast enough. In a battle of pure wits and situational problem solving, he has this guy beat.
I think games should have a kid mode, where the text is simplified and easy to understand. It would also help people who only know basic English of there are no language options.
E.g. instead of nullify the parry tip could have said stop or block. I didn't know what parry meant until at least middle school.
@@EraVulgaris- i think that tutorials are already in simple english.
@@EraVulgaris- I've never heard the word "parry" until dark souls 3 came out, then again, I'm not english and parry isn't really a word common usage outside melee weapons combat.
Gamer Police I get where you’re coming from, but I think the harder words will help the child learn how to understand difficult text
@@iota-09 I learnt in middle school from street fighter 3: 3rd strike. Still can't parry worth a damn in that game
Reminds me of my little Niece playing a game tutorial for the first time. She stops to read the instructions for a few minutes, (she is still learning to read) then locates the correct buttons by looking at the gamepad, then tries out what it says then moves on after a little bit until more text appears. Then, after about 10 minutes she is better at the game then I am.
Pretty much how i play games tutorials lmao
Same with my little cousin, he loves playing on my Wii U.
Your niece is better than dean bitchatashi
@@jumentoqueanima Based
@@CooingMaxito Nice.
"You play like a game journalist" is quickly rising on my list of insults
you're giving me ideas and i love it
Brain Dean-d
You're talking a lot of takahashit for someone within killing distance
I'm clearly not in front of your face, dude
@Heitor Bruh, you're worse than a pigeon by LOT then
The only thing slowing the 5 year old down is his slow reading, which is to be expected cuz hes only 5
and the gamer journalist literally has a job playing games
And probably his general amusement with the game, you saw him crouch a little more and goof around at some points
Nope. 5 year olds are more than capable of reading at an "adults" pace
@@Carnage7209 i only just learned to read when i was 5. i didn’t have a very amazing vocabulary either so i can’t imagine him having amazing reading skills.
@@Carnage7209 I only started actually reading when I was 6
the only thing holding back the 5 year old was his reading speed
And his enjoyment of the game. You could see he was messing around with the things when he learned to do them.
@@nugget0928 Yeah, That's what tutorials are for... Getting used to mechanics.
@@rootatouille180 nah the kid kept shooting probably because he liked it
@@jarlboof tbf it does make a nice noise
@@rootatouille180 yeah but in terms of speed it's a disadvantage
What's even sadder is that he has been a game journalist for 20 years. His coworker mentioned that he asked why jumping on enemies wasn't killing them and somehow never noticed that he was getting hurt when he did that. He straight up thought he was playing Mario the whole time lmao.
This made me die inside.
Man who has only played Mario discovering another video game: "I'm getting Mario vibes from this."
Mario and Metal Slug clearly are different types of games; Cuphead is Metal Slug.
So he's a journalist and can't beat a game that is not Mario wtf
I mean if I was a journalist I would like to understand all the mechanics before even writing a review.
Not understanding basic stuff is embarrassing
I could physically feel your kid read the text and locate the buttons. Seeing him pick up the skills so quick was hella satisfying. Unlike Dean who just let doing the same thing over and over again.
Yeah I should do a video of him now. He is really good
@@xSTiCKFiGAx that's right i heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finaly meet her other friends
@@powaaaah897 thats right I heard the story don't really like how it ends
@@shaggy7952 Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends. But why are we singing this.
@Jack McClendon *BECAUSE THEY DID*
The sad thing is that the 5 year old is actually progressing at a modest pace and learning but Dean spends half his time on the dash jump
Makes you wonder how quick the kid beat the first level. Dean couldn't do it in 20 minutes.
@@TaIathar Dis s 2 sad
Bruh even i could do The Dash Jump
...i though the right was the kid until i read this
That dude doesn't deserve his paycheck,
Kid figured out how to dash almost instantly. He wins as far as I'm concerned.
It was gold lol
Ok send this comment to the kid okay
Kid you have a great future ahead of you, when you fail try again you beat a very good journalist who is amazing at games so my word to you is never give up, if you need to take a break it helps okay kid.
Have a good day now.
You absolute legend.
I wouldn't even say "almost." The kid did it correctly on the first freaking try. He went into the pit once, but only because he was moving to the right before he could see the next set of instructions. The first time he made an actual attempt at the intended jump, he succeeded.
This was lovely to watch.
Because the kid actually bothered to read the instructions.
@@praisethesun5873 I don't find the moment life changing and inspirational. It's just a game giving you instructions, this doesn't mean that the 5 year old will grow up to be the leader of all doctors and soon lead the world due to his extreme prowess in reading and play instructional missions on video games.
The kid was at a clear disadvantage. The journalist didn't have to descend though the platforms. The kid would have won otherwise.
nah kid lost cuz he spent 80 trillion years shooting (if i was 5 i would do the same lol)
u also have to remember that the little kid probably didnt understand a lot of the words@@theperfecttroller
@@ngndnd i'm sure the journalist too xd
do you know the definition of insanity?
it's doing the same thing over and over and expecting it to do something else
expecting different results*
No it means a state of madness
**watched video**
*one is the genius, the other insane...*
Answer: Yesn't
Teacher says this all the time
you can actually feel him finding the buttons
The Dean or the kid ?
@@alanmonteros6432 I like how this is an actual valid question that can be taken seriously
@@emenova3553 - Right?
@@emenova3553 ikr?
WOAH
U can feel him ( as in the five year old ) ?
FBI OPEN UP!
I want to repeat something i read somewhere online:
"Children are not dumber or less smart than adults, they just lack experience."
If the kid would have the reading comprehension of Dean, he would have finished the tutorial just like everyone else.
Keberro but the large amount of experience can also cause problems when trying to learn something they are inexperienced in
Arthur Caminha Viana Santiago Lopes Arthur Caminha Viana Santiago Lopes have you never heard the saying, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? Have you even seen an adult trying to learn new languages? Video games are kinda like languages. I don’t know all the details but I do know that kids are just easier to teach (easier to brainwash too :P). We all grew up with video games so it makes sense that we can do all this stuff easily, but this guy has not.
Arthur Caminha Viana Santiago Lopes I don’t know all the facts, I would suggest researching it yourself instead of me giving you incorrect information. It’s really just something my old foreign languages teachers have said multiple times
No one said he was dumb or less smart
They are though, they lack brain development, and therefore cannot reach the same level of comprehension of tasks.
This is an amazing example of just how smart kids are. He reads the prompt, finds the right button/s, plays around with that action until he learns it (or gets bored) and then moves on, sometimes repeating the action as he moves to the next prompt just to make sure he knows what he's doing.
And then you have Dean, whose cognitive ability is equal to that of wet spinach.
That is ofensive!!
to the wet spinach.
yeah, leave spinach alone :(@@ningun813
That's not particulary smart. Dean just got the brain capacity of an old shoe
@@esquirla4179That’s offensive to old shoes!
@dadsa-yf6mq Kids are literally hard-wired to recognize patterns and try new things so their brain can gather information about the world - a 5 year old would at least be smart enough to understand how to interpret visual instructions. I imagine OP had to help him understand how the controller worked, but I can believe he got through the tutorial mostly by himself.
Funny thing is that the 5yo is doing the official version, which is longer and has a few more obstacles than the early version Takahashi is doing and he still beats him.
Takahashi doesn't beat the five year old in this video
Takahashi was on the right
@@IronicHavoc ya and he finished first.....?
@@TheUcHiHaMaD yes, takahashi finished first
@@TheUcHiHaMaD still abysmal gameplay, I'm not denying that
I didn't feel frustrated when seeing the kid's gameplay, I found it cute how the kid was trying to learn. On the other hand, for that Dean game writer, he actually pissed me off
Yep I know. Lol
Probably because Dean kept trying to do the same thing over and over. It's not that he failed and tried different methods, he literally sat there doing the same thing over and over and expecting it to be different.
VGamingJunkie That’s the definition of insanity
@@VGamingJunkieVT The difference is that one of them is a kid figuring the game out and the other one is some dude who's supposed to review videogames as his job
@@truji2582 Dean was the one I was referring to, you can see the kid actually trying to learn and figure things out.
These are the people we leave in charge of being able to impact a games score, people who can barely finish a tutorial level before a 5 year old can
These are the same people who vote for the game awards.
@@Xeno_Solarus Well that explains a lot
And those scores effect wether the people behind it get their bonus. This type of reviewing is possibly ruining people’s lives.
He had a shorter version too
Dean didn't have anything to do with reviewing Cuphead though. He uploaded it because he knew he was shit and thought people would get a laugh out of it.
Although he didn't beat them in timing, (probably could've if they didn't stop to play with the shooting animation) the fact that they beat them in learning how to air dash says a lot for game journalists
Thing is he did beat the reviewer in timing, this is a cutdown video
Nah, the only reason he didn't win was because of the Parry jump part
The kid only lost because he stopped a few times. Probably because he had to stop and read the next step. He would’ve won by _miles_ if he didn’t have to do that.
That's basically trying to read something outside
from a speeding car
McByte The tutorial isn't the same, they didn't teach you how to jump down from a platform in the demo.
But the left side is the kid...
Lord KeK Yeah, and the left side lost. What are you trying to say?
Are you implying that Dean can read?
he is 8 years old. we are getting old.
EDIT: 10 years old now, little bro can probably speedrun the whole tutorial now
He dead
Jk
Ah they grow up so fast
Yea
@@IAm-zo1bo :/ don't joke about death
The difference is that you can tell your 5 year old was actually learning. He was making sure he understood each instruction. Not sure if Dean was.
ToluDude true true
I mean, that’s a little harsh....
Megalo the Scrub Well the kid repeatedly stops and messes with the controls or sits there in ehat appears to be abit of thought trying to understand what to do, Dean just kept jumping at a largr cylinder he couldn't get over while somehow not realizing that if it didn't work the first 3 times it wouldn't work the next ten.
To be fair, he could've been testing to see if you could wall jump or looking for a glitch in the wall that would mislead players from the true game mechanics.
Megalo the Scrub not really lol
Its oddly cute to see the child taking their time with the game. You can tell theyre actually reading what is being tasked of them and looking at the controls to do the task.
Meanwhile we have Mr Game Journalist who you can tell is just not having the best day and is not prepared for the shit storm that he will face.
And the kid also pauses to play around, like “haha the clicky clack shoot button is fun-“
Dean died to the first flower so many times
@@spiderninja211 OK? And? I'm sure you did too. I will probably die a lot when it comes to that fight. The game is designed to be hard.
@@andrew5803 found the game journalist
@@spiderninja211I can understand that almost every boss is quite difficult the first playthrough bit this is the tutorial
I could see the moment when the kid discovered the shoot button, and then they just spent a couple of seconds playing with it in the fun childlike “shooty button is fun” kind of way. Very pure.
Lmao yeah
haha finger gun go brrr
So pure
after this kid is know as pico-
@@Sir_GrimReaper this is why i hate the fnf community.
the only thing holding back the 5 year old's true power was the reading. without that Dean wouldn't have stood a chance!
lazures HD Wow! Think about it...if he could read he could beat the tutorial even faster. And yet an adult that can read has trouble beating the tutorial. Embarassing.
Nope. He still failed the jump dash several times.
@@KTF0 I think that was the other kid
lazures HD He’s only used 5% of his power!
true
You can tell he's pausing to read the instructions. Such a smart lad!
Game journalists are a joke.
Yep he is 8 now and he is way ahead of other kids of the same age. However he lacks common sense.
@@xSTiCKFiGAx sounds like me 😳
@@cheeseboi4217 me too
@@xSTiCKFiGAx well, you have a lovable dolt in your house. Keep him educated and give him some common sense slowly, and he will be a lovable gentleman with honor and smarts in no time.
@@themehguy9084 me aswell
I showed this too my Mum and she said "Oh well kids often know more about video games." This is a five year old playing one if the hardest games of all time and a adult who's job is too play video games.
Definitely not one of the hardest games of all time but a pretty tough game
@@somelon4755 yeah I beat it and I wouldn’t call myself great at games or anything. Once you know the patterns it’s actually quite easy
@@thepenguinboi8679 ONCE you figure out the patterns pretty much every boss isle 3 and onward patterns are like pure bullet hell infact most isle 2 bosses were hard as hell(looks at Grim Matchstick)
@@austintenchavez5102 I actually sorta agree with that. I found grim easy after I beat him the first time but the robot,Cala Maria,Beppi,and a few others still kinda annoy me
@@austintenchavez5102 i honestly found grim matchstick to be easier then willy
Damn. Dean won, somehow. That's odd since he already lost to a pigeon.
😂
At least the five year old gotten through the first obstacle way before Dean
Screw that noise, he lost to Arin Hansen, or Egoraptor. Let that thought simmer
Only reason that Dean won was because the 5-year-old tried to do the parry jumps in a legit way, which was too confusing of a concept for poor old Dean.
game84cube but he’s a full grown man, and Arin has played platformers and rage games before. And the 5 year old didn’t
Dean's attempt is fucking frustrating to watch
I like to think he's actually so fast, that the game can't interpret his keystrokes in time for the moves to work, so it only makes him look completely incompetent.
How can he be so stuuupid???
Matthew Pollitt you think dean takahashi is trolling? I think you're dean trying to save face
Frustrating how?Just stop caring.It's just a guy bad at " video games".People are acting like their lives ended.
you mean *CRINGY* ...
R-right
Beat by a literal five year old. Feels bad man.
"I'm a games journalist."
He wasn't beat. The five year old lost.
@@gabe8168 fuck off, the “game journalist” actually took around 26 minutes to beat the tutorial. It’s easy to tell that the uploader cut ahead to the part where the five year old is.
@@cyburn9986 They started at the same point and there was no cuts after the beginning, if the child could read as fast as him he would have won though and the supposed game journalist sucked. The child lost and Gabe was just stating the obvious, you told him to fuck off for no reason.
@@itsthegamingmutt he cut the footage on the right. The child won.
@@cyburn9986 as the TOP COMMENT states, the version the journalist was using was a quite early one, where the tutorial was shorter, if you just watch the video you can see that there are no cuts (at least from what I can tell)
The child: reads the text and learns from there.
The journalist: "Big wall what do???"
Also, you can tell the kid was stopping to read everything and was enjoying the game a bit. He stopped to shoot around a little bit and played around with each mechanic. Honestly, watching the kid made me realize how well designed this tutorial was. It was able to clearly explain it's mechanics and show how they can be applied to a 5 year old, while not being too handholdy, and let him go at his own pace.
The journalist is just kind of a lost cause.
Hey, be fair to the journalist! They didn’t have a dad with them to give them positive reinforcement!
@@henryfandel4696 it's not that he was fatherless, having no father figure doesn't matter in this situation, it most likely wouldn't have affected his problem solving skills over time, he's just stupid.
Edit: *MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.*
Edit 2: Just getting that out there.
So true
@@henryfandel4696 bro did you just call him fatherless?? LMAO
@@friijolesLIVE nope.
he said that his dad wasn't there to shear him.
I don't care what game they make next just as long as they put in an achievement called the takahashi challenge.
Carbon Night 😄 without any gamerscore
Every day we stray further from god
Carbon Night is that a furry yuya?
MDwag no, its one of multiple alias someone uses when they make music the character itself didn't really have a name by normal standards but its currently called emoticon and was previously "furries in a blender" for a while.
Blinx the time sweeper?
This is actually why games are great for children’s problem solving and mechanical skills
100 percent but Everything in moderation
playing video games actually increased my reaction time and helped me get used to things way faster
playing dark souls made me suicidal
@@vazsa7387 I'm going to take that as serious and not as a joke go to the suicide hot line immediately if there is nothing left to live for them give it a shot also if that was a joke ignore that whole thing
tzevi doubt dark souls could do that and I’m 98% sure that was a joke
But it’s better to be safe than sorry I guess
He did the dash-jump first try, so he won no matter what.
2nd try actually but its much better than the game journalist who has attempts that are atleast in the double digits
The child was slowly but surely getting used to how this works but Dean...Dean was just unbelivable bad and as a game journalist i would have expected him to atleast be able to do better man
@Robbert Kööp the guy that got there first is Dean,But the child atleast progressed faster,He compared the difficulty of this game to DARK souls
@Robbert Kööp the left one is kid
These are what the real "Game journalists" really are.That's why all journalists are disgusting when you think about it.
If I ever make a game, the lowest difficulty will be called "Game Journalist"
(edit): Well I'm noticing a lot of game developers in the replies. It's truly an honor, and good luck with whatever you may be working on.
I've seen a game with that difficulty before, don't remember what game though
Your pf pic...
It radiates incomprehencibke ammount of desperate emotions.
Problem is, they would unironically use it.
@@Crazylom Thank you, it fits very well
@@b-chroniumproductions3177 i think its postal 2
Y'know... at least a five year old can blame the pace on reading comprehension still being under development. What's Dean's excuse?
hes to good at gaming usong only 0.0000000001 of his brain cells
@@jargozle5393 how do you use that much of a precent of one brain cell
Having never developed reading comprehension?
@@RomainDelmaire oof
I was the 667'th dislike. I ruined it
You can tell the kid is having fun, giggling on the cuphead flattens when crouching.
While the game journo is summoning every last neurons to his brain and still failing to solve a simple problem.
That's not fair to Dean, 5 years of age is far to advanced
I know right like atleast give dean a chance
1000th like
George C. Got u ur 1000th like
No one cares tho
George C the infant needs a chance
The same journalist who called Mass Effect "Mass Defect" because he didn't notice the game had a leveling system
Lol a mainstream RPG without a leveling system. Did he even know what he is playing?
That sounds like a fun (and agonizing) challenge to do.
One review that he did badly over 10 years ago? come on dude I thought the gaming community could be better than this.
Edit: Y'all I made this 2 years ago, Dean's reviews were definitely poor, and he definitely shouldn't be a gaming journalist, but I still think we shouldn't bully him
@@rubz1390 probably breath of the wild.
lmao imagine him playing a game like Tomb Raider or Uncharted, he’d be stuck on a puzzle event for hours
You're telling me your 5-yo son has also been a games journalist for 25 years?
Artsificial yes
Precisely
666 likes lel
he started in the womb
Not hard....
This is unbelievably fascinating. The fact that a five year can read and UNDERSTAND a game tutorial is honestly amazing. You’re teaching him right, man.
5 year olds aren't as dumb as you might think.
@@lasercraft32100% they’re smart as hell, they only lack experience.
As someone with 2 younger brothers, I am also surprised by the ability to read at that age.
i was 4 years old and i was playing video games pretty well
I was 3-4 when I was playing The Lion King. Dont know about you, but human beings are not as dumb as you think
Unlike Dean Takahashi, your kid can already read!
damn this dude is just being flamed while hearting every comment
@@rhinuu045 The irony oh my God 😂😂 You look incredibly stupid...
Awwww :D Just watching a kid play that tutorial, and actually being able to read and follow the instructions, is so adorable ^^
Ferris_Wheel2017 That is a sign of concentration.
Ferris_Wheel2017 The 5 year old is pretty good too
Matthew Batthew lmao
Ferris_Wheel2017 wtf?
sock06555 How is it gross?
Interesting how a five-year-old is able to figure out which piece fits the puzzle while Dean jams the same piece into its socket repeatedly expecting it to work
“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”
He played too much Sonic Forces.
""Your mind on *LA* , Don't do *LA* kids. It's one hell of a brain-rotting drug""
@@connormclernon26"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results."
-
Some smart guy
To be fair, it did go in the square hole.
Better sign him up for an esports team
Toxic Turtle lololol skt maybe
Cupheads tutorial today, the dark souls trilogy blind, backwards and while being tortured in his feet with a feather tomorrow
Cuphead pvp edition lol
Toxic Turtle *an
Ny In Love x thanka
Wow. Your son dashed on the obstacle on the first try. Good job.
Andrew B Yer when he did that I said yep making a video. :D
Second try
Andrew B it is really sad that i did it on the third ;-;
Andrew B But, that's impossible. How do you make that impossible jump?
When I was 5 I couldn’t even beat green hill zone.
This game is too hard for me, I hope they release a DLC that let's you skip the tutorial soon.
We can't all be pr0s like your son!
...but then how are we going to learn and get good at a game if we're not allowed to play the game since we can't play the game properly from the very beginning?
Delta Gem i think this is a joke lmao
LMAO
Omfg lol
You can walk past the tutorial start area.
I'm rooting for the 5 year old kid, I think the only thing holding him back is his slow reading speed, but that's not really an issue as he's still a kid, unlike some "game journalist" here that does things haphazardly.
It just took 30 seconds to beat Dean Takahashi.
You can tell the kid's thought process. Sees instruction>processing>execution. It's that easy! And he's 5 years old! He probably have to look at his controller multiple times to do it right!
Yes he did
Pair that with probably slower reading and lesser comprehension and it's an absolute blowout for dean
Sauce for your pfp? King crimson looking like a snack ngl 👀
@@boktorinator693 sauce for epitaph???? Monkaw?
Kink Creamson damn king thiccums over there I wanna eat him up 🥵🥵
Someone tried to defend Dean by saying "The tutorial could've been clearer".
This proves it doesn't need to be.
there is no way to make this tutorial any clearer
there's an obstacle, the game shows you which button to press to overcome it, and you move on to the next
this is just pure, raw incompetence on Dean's end
They put the buttons, the name of the mechanic, and a brief description
It doesn’t get any clearer than that 💀
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYahdid he want the game to specifically show the controller and which button to press and flash went to press/hold it at the right time? 💀💀💀
Sure it mean help Dean, but everyone else is just gonna feel like the game suffocating their hand
@@blackjovian9414 the best way i can think to make it clearer is if you have a ghost cuphead that does the moves for you to display what you need to do but if a 5 yr can do it anyone can
Tbf me, and the 5yo kid too, will struggle at that parry jumps. Then again I hate platformers.
I cannot believe he completed the jump on his first try.
These kids have potential to become speedrunners if they had a chance
who tf wants to be a speedrunner...
@@xvoidgamer idk maybe you should ask some of the speedrunners instead of asking a random RUclips comment. It's just a suggestion tho
@@xvoidgamer Me, it's fun being able to beat a game that usually takes hours normally yet we're able to do it in under 1
Completing the jump on the first try isn't anything notable- Anyone of mostly any age can do it. All you have to is actually read the controls and do it patiently. Neither which Dean did. Or which arguably most modern gamers do.
@BlackWatchAmbush Uh, no? The guy was obviously being serious. There isn't a hint of sarcasm or comedy in his comment.
The adorable part is that you can imagine the little kid slowly reading the instructions on every step of the tutorial, but when he gets to the parry he probably doesn't want to read something so long, so tries to figure it on his own, only to them give up, read and figure it.
“I ain’t reading allat” -5 year old
“Ok I’ll read allat” -5 year old, seconds later
@@victorvirgili4447 thats me at that age
He did the dash jump on his first try. I... can...not...dear...lord
Cookie Lover wa wa what i did the dash three time in a row and nobody amazed of me
Cookie Lover took me 3 tries, now I've masterd it.
I can do it on my first try too
Ya'll fuckin suck if you didn't get it the first 2 times at max.
press a, then press y. that's it...
You never realize how full of crap the media is until they talk about something you're knowledgeable in
How I feel whenever politicians and news try to talk about firearms
@le Zanji right
IGN in a nutshell
@@tastychunks I wasn't going to say it but I'm glad you did
CyBeRpUnK iS eVeRyThInG pRoMiSeD!! An actual review
I just love how the 5 year old is wasting time with the control and legit beat the dash stage like it was nothing while Dean is like HELP ME I'M STUCK.
He was even trying to properly chain the parry slaps to stay airborne it seems.
Samuel Lin the kid is on the right
@@ItsJenniBear Nope. The kid is on the left
@@ItsJenniBear the kids actually on the left
Is the 5 year old on the left or right?
The child side is adorable. especially being able to see in time how they *read* and *comprehend* the words and then try it themselves. Unlike some adults
*this journalist*
Dean beat him by about 30 seconds. But it’s actually pretty unfair!
The 5 year old:
1. Takes longer to read the text.
2. Has the longer updated tutorial.
So if we run the numbers...
The 5 year old beat him by about a minute.
True true
Also the right side was shortened
EpicGamer425 but 5 years old kid cannot read faster than us
EpicGamer425 i think the left side was shorter...?
Dean's clip was shorter due to how long it used to be
This is surprisingly interesting to see a child slowly figure things out by trial and error
Thanks :)
r/usernamechecksout
@gapple * K
0:30 my life is in shambles
+Thats Lit 😄
The best bit is that he didn't even see that it was an obstacle
Corporal guy He did. You can see it and he fails then goes back and does it again
Thats Lit j
But.... that jump is super easy....
He is turning 9, they grow up so fast
Your son is actually good, you most feel proud of him
He has his moments :D
mom's = mom is
idiot.
A simple google search will prove you wrong, you simpleton.
I'm sure he most feel proud all the moment life has allowed. Sandwich.
Shearman360 XD YOU IDIOT LMAO
even if dean won, the child got past the first jump in less than 1 minute and 15 seconds. give him that.
If he knew how to read yet, there's no doubt he would've beat him.
@@underwhelminged That can go for both of them lmao
The tutorial is the hardest boss and also every kid nightmare ;-;
Edit:2k like :O
I know!!! I spent 10 hours on that boss!
I know a harder boss.
*T H E D E V I L H I M S E L F*
+Mini Keona4322 or harder yet...
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ЉԬ_ȐȀƊЮ123Ɣ2_Ӝॳ HACKER Dean takashi is raging from the first boss! I tried it is really hard!
Honestly, I don’t understand how that second wall is so difficult. I got past it easily.
can't wait for the sequel "my 15 year old son beats the cuphead tutorial level faster than the game journalist "
He turned 11 yesterday 😯
@@xSTiCKFiGAxA bigger hit to the game journalist
Wow! I was actually surprised when your son managed to jump and dash through the tall obstacle. And he's just five! Great job!
Ezzatul Amyra He is a cluey little guy :) gets it from his Mum. Yer he knows from the Lego game to read the commands on the screen. I did help him with the ghost resurrection though but I think he maybe I didn't need too.
And I thought it was impossible! I bought the game and I've been stuck on that part for two weeks now, send help. But in all honesty, good for your son! He's pretty clever. You can almost see his thought process as he goes along, it's pretty neat
Really
Nicole Miller wait you think the tutorial is impossible?
Lol no, I'm just making fun of the journalist who couldn't get past the dash and jump part. I love the game, I think it's that fun kind of frustrating where it makes you want to come back and beat it. Plus, the audio and visuals are gorgeous
"The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different outcome each time"
*glances at dash jump
Vaas
@@realhi144 Einstein
@@giovannicervantes2053 its vaas
@@thatboyakira4202 and Einstein too foo
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Liam Neeson with a laser sword and bathrobe
Qui-Gon was played by him?
@@TheMamaluigi300 yea
@@TheMamaluigi300 kinda obvious isnt it?
Its cool that qui gon also helped teach batman after those dudes stole his daughter
Lol best description of Qui-Gon ever
I'm a bit skeptical that this is your kid playing, but either way it's still insane that they actually put out that review
The parrying part was too hard for him, it requires a lot of precise inputs in very little time, yet he managed to do it nearly as fast as Dean.
the parrying really has a weird precision. It takes some getting used to. Coming from a life-long gamer.
@@omikronweapon doesn't help that they don't respond even though you can hear the sound.
Precise inputs? Yeah I guess. *Parties Chun super in 3rd Strike
@@MoldMonkey93 you expect a kid to do that ? Lul
It's kinda sad how your five year old son is almost equally matched to a full grown man that reviews video games for a living.
Drawnimo Comics Yer I know. If it wasn't his first attempt at any platformer whatsoever he would beat him.
Drawnimo hes never played a game m8
Actually there's an extra part in your son's tutorial after the dash jump so you gotta keep in mind that that would've stalled Dean for another 2 minutes at least.
Drawnimo Comics "full grown" can be debatable
Drawnimo Comics The kid is actually better.
The parry slap had a complicated explanation.
That's why the 5 year old lost.
Thanks for watching that far in. Yes you are right
It's because he was trying to do it the way the tutorial wanted it to do it, but Dean didn't really care.
Firepal the 5 years old didn't fail the jump dash over 10 times
I can't really say he lost
Itai Sprachman
I bet this wasn't his first
platformer.
How the f?!? did this get
170 likes and a love ?
Only reason kid lost is because he’s figuring out how to read
Neever laugh so hard in my life.
Wesley Huang 😀 cool
lah ada bang wesley
*screamed*
How was it funny I don't understand
Nikunj Maji what the hell is wrong with you and your spelling?😬
Obviously the right side is the five ye-oh wait...
*Report:*
Sides have just exited orbit.
Estimated return time unknown.
There's no 5 year old playing. It's clickbait
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 ??
@@ggs1019 He recorded his own gameplay and is claiming it to be his 5 year old son.
@Borko Borko He sure did
i love how dean takes like over 10 minutes to get over the dash obstacle and this 5 year old does it instantly first try
I find it hilarious that the later version of the game lowered the height of the cylinder. Just for Takashi lol
Only one salty person disliked this video. *coughs* Dean
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PIE fLINGERTM You forgot got his army of clones
Is your avatar also a gun?
:3
He made 296 fake accounts
PIE fLINGER™ he cloned himself to give more dislikes
You must be very proud of your kid, he managed to be better than a game journalist
Only reason dean won is because he cheated on the parry lart and he didnt have to go through a platform
Alexandre Santiago Not really an accomplishment, pal.
James Lewis ?
30 seconds in and you can already tell
did you get it?
More like 10 seconds in. The adult is an arrogant fuck who never looks before he leaps and never thinks about anything, while the five year old is cautious and actually reads things.
SgtHydra That's true
Ikr😂
Malcolm Fitzpatrick By the way if anyone is having second player issues on pc with ps4 or xbox controller i have very quick fix on my channel 😊
You can see your kid actually processing the information so I think that's a win for him. He beat the reviewer on the dash section anyways
I could here the 5-year olds confusion like
“Okay, so I gotta press this so I can do the thing. (Does it and it works) WOW I DID IT, THATS SO COOL!!!”
So goddamn pure in my mind
Children, damn it. They're all so pure and innocent
Speaking of children, I need to check my oven
@@likehowdudehelp bro that’s cursed as heck
@@SenseiSake of you are implying the I have shoved my children into the stove and ate them with nothing but my bare hands...
_Ima need you to keep quiet_
@@SenseiSake he never said the oven was on
"Corporate needs you to tell the difference between this video and this video."
Yeah the one on the right is an embarrassment to humanity while the one on the left helps ensure us that we still have basic common sense.
This is so heart touching, I remember yesterday I train my 7 y.o Lil Sister to play Call Of Duty on PC, because she's playing on Mobile, i said "do you wanna try it on pc? it look so much cooler, i have the gold camos and skins" and i can see it in her eyes she's so excited, i tried to make a private room so she can train with bots, I set the bots in Recruit, she struggling, but i keep train her to properly use the keyboard, the key binding and everything.. she learn so fast, and demolish the bots.. man, bonding with family is the best feeling ever..
He started off with a good lead, but it became a tight race in the middle! Truly a thrilling duel!
DragonaxFilms 😄
_a brawl is surely brewing_ *WALLOP!*
_It's a real high-class bout!_
Oh hi there Dragonax
Well, fancy meeting you here.
The left shows someone who is careful and considerate; still learning and figuring things out, and taking their time to pay attention to the little details that most people miss, so they can understand what's going on as best as they can. Like most kids. Inquisitive and curious about the world around them.
The right shows someone who's impatient and expects everything to just happen for them. They don't want to pay attention to any of the subtleties or nuances. They just want it to happen. Like most adults. Entitled and always in a rush.
Always in a rush. That's the part that gets me. When I was a kid, I learned that most people start skim reading as a habit when they grow older, usually around adolescence, whereas kids almost always take their time. It's kinda sad how we feel more like we're wasting our time as we grow older when we stop to pay attention to things for too long.
Dan avidan vs arin hanson
@@lilporky8565 Oh, I am the oposite. As a kid I mostly skipped text when playing games for example. But now as an adult I actually take my time and enjoy it much more.
@@julian.20 every filipino in a nutshell
The only difference is thay even if we were in highschool we insist to skip text and call a game "for gays" if its story heavy
Heck i know a group of teenager calling persona 5 a gay and boring game because its combat repetitive
Rolando Gutierrez most kids who use gay as an insult are just kids who refuse to understand things in a deeper meaning and only understand it at it's surface level. Just like Dean
If the 5yo old could read he would have beat Dean Takahashi
Yay thnx
Most 5 year olds should be able to read
But they can't
he can read the X (which buttons to press) and things like SHOOT
But he cannot read the bottom text, that's why he skipped the ghost, he has no idea what to do.
That's also why Dean skipped the ghost. He's brain damaged... And also 3 years old.
But he probably does, don't you learn how to read when you're like two? At least we did
wanna know the worse part? Dean is playing the gamescom version of the tutorial, which is a shorter version of it, imagine him having to learn how to fall through the platform.
Down + A ? I don't get it ! There are no + buttons on my controller !
how did your son know to dash on the second jump?!!! your kid is going to harvard...
should see him now! that was his first go. He plays speed runners as well and is a gun!
Because he read the instructions
@@toad7395 thats the joke...
Going to harvard for following instructions..hmmm wish i had those standards as a kid, everyone would be asking Einstein who?
Harvard sorry we want a man not a soyboy who can’t figure out to jump and dash in the tutorial
I didn’t know which side was which until 0:30
“Yep that’s the five year old.”
The one that progressed instantly was the 5 year old
The one who keep trying to do the same thing over and over what the adult lmao
@@cipherx2181 yes
CipherX2 yup. The right side is from a “game journalist/reviewer.”
@@AllCentaur
I thought the right was the 5 year old
Wait... S the one who *SLAMED HIS FACE* into the wall and took ages to figure out that you need to jump into a thing to reach high places was *NOT* a five years old, but rather a man who is used to playing games and that *CAN READ?!?*
Edit: the replies somehow turned into an argument, but let me be clear.
This is a _TUTORIAL_ . The vast majority of modern games have them - *INCLUDING TURN BASED GAMES.* In fact, depending on the company who made the game *_ESPECIALLY_* turn based games have tutorials.
For all I care this man could be dedicated to exclusively playing Barbie Fairytopia games. *FOLLOW - THE - TUTORIAL!*
Anyone who knowingly ignores the tutorial is almost inherently doomed to get beaten by any _not generous_ game.
I would have assumed a 5 years old child to ignore the tutorial in a kind of "I know what I'm doing (not)" kinda thing. Or at the very least to not pay enough attention and to struggle as a consequence.
Here lies my issue : apparently the video portraying an ignorant dashing repeatedly into a wall before figuring out that he needed to try something else was an adult.
If this is true, I DO NOT care about IGN, journalism, or whatever. This is a person with underdeveloped *basic problem solving skills.*
😂
Define "used to"
@Daru _ that wasnt the issue tho lol
@Daru _ That's not a good excuse if a literal fucking child is better than him. Yeah the guy mainly plays tactical games but that's no excuse for being completely inept at reading and applying instructions
@Daru _ that tutorial is one of the easiest part of the game and he cant even do it
The pre-release copy didn't have that platform descend. Dean would have been stuck for hours.
You can see the kid learning as he plays, reading the instructions and learning the execution of them as the tutorial is designed to allow. And then you have Takahashi on the other side. A "games" journalist.
Your kid is only about 40 seconds off from being a games journalist lol