Ok but imagine guys start comparing length and girth of their spworm like it's a competition. Also measuring the forcefulness of the... wriggling? I guess? The length of time their spworm survive? The spwormiverse would open up a whole new dimension of things to feel inadequate about. There'd be a whole industry of grifters hawking supplements and the like.
@@gabeintheboxhe said he wants like a complete clear chest and torso so he could compare his liver with his other friends liver cause he’s tired of the basic “let’s compare our hands”. I recommend I subscribion to dropout purely for this it was GOLD
When he said ‘with the spworm, you’ll never have another pregnancy scare again’ it didn’t immediately click for me but then I pictured the image in my head and spat my drink out all over my phone
Everyone’s talking about Spworm for obvious reasons but we HAVE to talk about “fleshy mitten hands that’s self explanatory we don’t have to talk about that” and then IMMEDIATELY switching to the next slide
The bit where he keeps saying that "it would feel good actually" has the exact same comedic effect as that guy who keeps insisting that "sharks are actually completely smooth in any direction"
This is missing my favorite part from his presentation: where he keeps going on about comparing with friends and somebody goes “is anybody here friends with Paul?”
It needs to be Rainbow cursive text until the word Gay, which is Sans Serif Black/White(Whichever is easier to see). With lines breaking the text into three parts Example: I don't mean to brag ------------------------- but I am ----------- GAY
The very specific mental image of Grant trying to fish a wriggling spworm out of the back of his throat was so visceral, it's going to haunt me. 10/10, no notes.
I actually heard of that before.. but my mind simply tried to banish the fact into my unconsciousness- so thank you for reminding me xD The male fruit flies also dies shortly after production the one sperm, right? Cos it spend all it’s energy on producing it, if I remember correctly
Never forget that Paul is responsible for writing a LOT of the funniest ideas and scripts on Dropout. This episode was a brief reminder, and we need so much more of him on screen.
What makes Smartypants such a tremendous show is that it gives everyone a chance to showcase exactly their style of humor. Jacob's laid back, stoner-themed presentation, Katie's "so completely dry that comes back around to being funny", Vic's high-intensity descent into vegetable madness, it's been glorious. Spworm.
Gotta mention not just the humor but people who actually bring something intelligent to the table. The WNBA and morning people are an oppressive class are key notes in my mind of genuine passion topics. Same with wrestling vs drag queens.
I never realized until this episode how funny Paul is. Like I always thought he was just one of the guys behind the scenes and I assumed he was funny, but he really killed this presentation
I thought the same, but turns out he's funny in a completely deadpan and batshit-crazy way. "Fleshy mitten hands is obvious, everyone knows that..." and "something with plasma" both killed me, on top of the spworm being both body horror and comedy.
Ok so this brings up some interesting questions about pregnancy. Would the ovary have to grow in size to compensate for the spworm/spake? Considering the average sperm to ovary ratio currently is 1:20, if the sperm grew to the size of a worm or small snake, and let’s approximate that to be maybe 10 cm , big for a worm small for a snake, that would mean the ovary would have to be 200 cm, or .2 meters (.65 ft) . That’s really fucking huge for any type of cell. Also would pulling the spworm out kinda act as pulling out a tampon? Why am I thinking about this?
@@BlueGatorade0 Well, I assume they meant to orient the board 90 degrees from where it actually is, with a light square in the near right corner for each player. After you fix that, you also have to swap the kings and queens, since the queen goes on its color.
i need paul to appear onscreen more. between this presentation, make some noise, and that insane uber story, he has absolutely proved his status as a gem.
no genuinely i was just thinking that this is the hardest i've ever laughed at any dropout content, and i already love dropout. but when he really got going, i was fully belly laughing, out loud, alone, like a crazy person
Paul wins this season... I don't know if there's some kind of competition or prize related to a Smartypants presentation, but he wins and should be on camera more often as part of more shows, it's actually homophobic to keep him behind the scenes when he's this damn funny
His presentation was more unhinged than Ross Bryant's, but Ross's delivery of his presentation was more unhinged. I'd like to see them both go up against each other for chief Smartypant. Or do a presentation together.
The worst part is, it's actually kind of true. Conceptually speaking, ejaculation is fucking weird and reading a description of it makes it sound strange and alien, and like it should *not* feel good. But it does, because it was evolutionarily advantageous for it to be. So it stands to reason if humans had spworms instead of the current setup, the hormonal cocktail our bodies release would override any unpleasantries or ick factor, making it actually feel good. Also, it'd be completely normal so few people would question it at all. Still not convinced about swallowing a small worm feeling good for the receiving partner. You'd really have to love your partner for that...
“The plasma in our blood isn’t a plasma. The plasma in space was named after that.” Feels like such a natural explanation that you almost don’t question lol
The dominant types of presentation on Smartypants are: speech on very funny true fact and why it's kinda insane, and: speech about something totally goofy. But this is the rare third kind: speech actively designed to do psychic damage to everyone in the room XD
I love how contraception isn't even touched upon - device in your penis that kills the spworm upon creation; device in your cervix that catches the spworm and kills it; vacuum condom that sucks it out instantly; etc.
I was watching this on the train after work and having to hold in my laughter on the New York City mta WAS A MISTAKE!!!! I kept having to stop because i was genuinely tearing up
There is an extremely solid inverse relationship between sperm size and body mass, with some fly species having sperm that are literally longer than their body and whales having some of the smallest sperm recorded.
I'm still trying to decide between "don't worry it's still wet" and "fished out and disposed of" as line that took me out the hardest. Unforgettable presentation.
There's a recitation of a different motto at the start of each episode, but I think a motto that captures the essence of the show was uttered in this video: "let them cook"
I watched this earlier today and was distraught that I couldn't send a RUclips clip to people to convince them to get dropout You're providing a valuable service
They post shorts from smarty pants on its own channel tbf Edit since the channel apparently liked this comment? I disagree with your decision to post this video
Spworm made me gag (i do understand how that sounds and im choosing to ignore it) and it is conceptually hilarious and horrifying in equal measures, i think. Also, "I'm worried about my friend Grant, what if he's swallowing?" And his "it would be in the back of my throat, wriggling around, and that would be nice." Fucking broke something in me 😭😭
I really did not expect paul to be this insane with his presentation but man, that whole time I was wheezing. That one episode was more than worth the money
He set it up perfectly. 1) Describe something generally agreeable to everyone (yes, we all do pee pee), 2) indicate, without evidence, that there is a problem with the way things are, and 3) propose a batshit insane "solution" to a problem no one even knew they had, bonus points for it not even really being named or developed. This is a man who has sat through some painful pitch meetings.
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but it would feel good, guys.
As someone on the internet, no.
sounds like someone who’s into sounding 🧐🧐🧐
@@laurenpaus7608sounds like someone who’s into oviposition too
i don't know what you're not getting about this
Ew😭
“I’ve seen all these bands play live” is such an underrated comment
I had to pause to laugh 💀
I came to comment exactly this. I burst out laughing at that
You and everyone's mother would make that comment. Gets so old.
@@JasonTaylor90210 my mom's dead
@@SooberYooberToober Good for you. I don't care.
Now all I can think of is men's dating profile photos holding the spworm like they hold fish 💀
That visual is equal parts wretched and hilarious
Eeeewww
I mean the fish pic is the quintessential im a str8 guy photo u see posted all the time, along with a hunting photo. "Me straight man, look, fish "
Diabolical 😭
Ok but imagine guys start comparing length and girth of their spworm like it's a competition. Also measuring the forcefulness of the... wriggling? I guess? The length of time their spworm survive? The spwormiverse would open up a whole new dimension of things to feel inadequate about. There'd be a whole industry of grifters hawking supplements and the like.
I see some people nodding.
"WHO?"
And of course it would be Grant 😂
@@rocketracoon709 Who? Grant. Hugh? Grant.
@@MagnumCarta Who, Grant?
Hugh
~ Grant
This is honestly one of the worst comedy bits I've ever seen. Absolutely terrible.
@@Filbertfriend It seems like your sense of humor is different from that of most people who watch this channel. What are your favorite bits?
The 0.5 seconds of mitten hands somehow felt more cursed than the spworm
Doesn't that kind of already exist, in varying degrees, within the human population, in the form of webbed fingers?
@@zoyadulzura7490as a person with webbed fingers, can confirm it is not the same a fleshy mitten hands
At least hands would be easier to draw.
Mitten hands would be an objective downgrade too so idk what it’s doing in the presentation
@@phoebusapollo8365 hear me out, less worrying about breaking individual fingers.
"I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" is something I'll be using more in my life
“It would feel good” and “compare with friends” are quotes for the ages
Compare with friends?! When did someone utter that cursed comment?! 😳
@@gabeintheboxit’s a bit from the full episodes
@@liamross340 Dangit lol
@@gabeintheboxhe said he wants like a complete clear chest and torso so he could compare his liver with his other friends liver cause he’s tired of the basic “let’s compare our hands”. I recommend I subscribion to dropout purely for this it was GOLD
@@gabeinthebox good news for you, paul's entire presentation was recently posted on the dropout channel for you to see free of charge
When he said ‘with the spworm, you’ll never have another pregnancy scare again’ it didn’t immediately click for me but then I pictured the image in my head and spat my drink out all over my phone
"fish it out"
We have lost pregnancy scare
We have gained Some Kind of Alien Facehugger But it is Instead a Spworm scare
Everyone’s talking about Spworm for obvious reasons but we HAVE to talk about “fleshy mitten hands that’s self explanatory we don’t have to talk about that” and then IMMEDIATELY switching to the next slide
Why do we have to talk about that? It’s self-explanatory.
It's for swatting the spworm
Paul if you steal my fingers we’re gonna have real problems
@@LucifersfursonaHe's not stealing them, if anything he's adding free extra flesh between your fingers :)
Fucking genius move
“Something with Plasma” might be the first time I’ve ever genuinely done a spit take.
It's so simple! We'd get struck by lightning, and we'd Kamehameha Kamehamehas!
The fact that Paul's full presentation was half the entire episode killed me 😂
As it should be! His presentation was the FUNNIEST
And it Wasn’t long enough!
@@seese9456genuinely couldve done w out the first presentation if it meant paul got more time
@@emmyluly4620 this rude
@@sureelephant5662thats okay
I like how the topic just randomly switches to plasma and then immediately back to the spworm
The bit where he keeps saying that "it would feel good actually" has the exact same comedic effect as that guy who keeps insisting that "sharks are actually completely smooth in any direction"
Branson Reese
theyre smooth trust me bro
"PALLAVI, IT WOULD FEEL GOOD" the frustration behind having to reiterate was so funny lmao
Demi taking off two pairs of glasses while asking "would it ^still^ be painful to come?" is sending me
The STILL be painful caught me off guard
I didn’t even catch the “still” part 😂
The “still” part has me concerned. 😂
Where did she get the it’s painfull whoever is this needs a doctor 😅
I didn't realize he had two pairs of glasses, damn thats good
2:55, "I've seen all these bands play live" 😂
So essentially ejaculation has become male birth...of worms? I'd also like to note that "small worm" and "small snake" are VERY different sizes
There are teeny snakes the size of worms. The Barbados threadsnake is the smallest snake species
@@thepip3599 True, but then we're in "big worm or small snake" territory, not "small worm"
it's the storage part that would concern me
You don't understand, it would feel really good.
wouldn't it Hurt if it went through a Cervix??
This is missing my favorite part from his presentation: where he keeps going on about comparing with friends and somebody goes “is anybody here friends with Paul?”
I want "I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" on a shirt.
You speedrunning getting the shit beat out of you? Just yell the n word, it’s a way better strat.
Same!! I would buy it so fast.
I loved this! ♥️
PLEASE
It needs to be Rainbow cursive text until the word Gay, which is Sans Serif Black/White(Whichever is easier to see). With lines breaking the text into three parts
Example:
I don't mean to brag
-------------------------
but I am
-----------
GAY
I cant beleive nobody is wondering how youre supposed to fish out the spworm when you have fleshy mitten hands 🤣
With a spondom
The very specific mental image of Grant trying to fish a wriggling spworm out of the back of his throat was so visceral, it's going to haunt me. 10/10, no notes.
It would be like eating live squid
“It would feel good!”
no dont worry! it would feel good
It would be like internal shiatsu massage digesting in your tummy, yay!
Using his fleshy mitten hands, too.
3:33 "I understand. Thank you." 😂😂
I lol at this one
Mel has great, completely serious subtle lines she just slips in there. I love it.
4:15 Taking off two pairs of glasses made this 15x funnier
Can't believe I didn't notice this. Demi is too powerful
somehow completely missed this lol
And he only had one pair on before, meaning he put on a second pair of glasses only to dramatically take them back off lol
I didn't see the 1st pair of glasses 😂😂😂😂 So smooth
I've re-watched 3 times to see it, but I immediately get sucked in and forget to look for the glasses !! I'll try again.
Biologist here, fruit flies actually do just that. They have the largest sperm in the animal kingdom and basically impregnate with one humongous sperm
I actually heard of that before.. but my mind simply tried to banish the fact into my unconsciousness- so thank you for reminding me xD
The male fruit flies also dies shortly after production the one sperm, right? Cos it spend all it’s energy on producing it, if I remember correctly
Never forget that Paul is responsible for writing a LOT of the funniest ideas and scripts on Dropout. This episode was a brief reminder, and we need so much more of him on screen.
4:19 ..."still"????
"I've seen all these bands play live" is such a good fucking joke
Felt overlooked-
Yeah nobody even cared 😭 i hate it when that happens
Somehow its even funnier to me *because* no one acknowledged how fucking funny it was
And so underrated
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 💀😭
“I don’t mean to brag but I am gay”
*Applause*
He wouldn’t have gotten that much applause if he said he was bi. Y’all love to only recognize gay and straight men
What makes Smartypants such a tremendous show is that it gives everyone a chance to showcase exactly their style of humor. Jacob's laid back, stoner-themed presentation, Katie's "so completely dry that comes back around to being funny", Vic's high-intensity descent into vegetable madness, it's been glorious.
Spworm.
The Swing Revival was one of those things that I was still laughing about the next day
Raph's general character is the funniest thing I've ever seen him do.
The who would get invited to the cookout may go down as my favorite but damn this one sticks with you.
@@arifike “Squidward is invited but he would not come”
Gotta mention not just the humor but people who actually bring something intelligent to the table. The WNBA and morning people are an oppressive class are key notes in my mind of genuine passion topics. Same with wrestling vs drag queens.
1:17 “I don’t mean to brag, but I am gay.”
I never realized until this episode how funny Paul is. Like I always thought he was just one of the guys behind the scenes and I assumed he was funny, but he really killed this presentation
I thought the same, but turns out he's funny in a completely deadpan and batshit-crazy way. "Fleshy mitten hands is obvious, everyone knows that..." and "something with plasma" both killed me, on top of the spworm being both body horror and comedy.
I first saw him in Paranoia, he was pretty good there!
I think about his anecdote about the uber driver from Dirty Laundry all the time.
@@spicyuh omg I forgot about that, that was gold
The deadpan delivery of some of the bat-shit insane stuff killed me 😂
That's how I feel a good friend group conversation would play out, outlandish and hilarious
this is literally the plot of the fantasy high junior year adventuring party "all pulp no juice"
The spworm is, in fact, very juicy
PAUL SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED THAT THE SPWORM WILL STILL BE WET. THERE IS JUICE.
@@thatshirleyleebut have you considered that this is more funny and fun
Oh no. That link is perfect and didn't need that knowledge in my life.
ALL PULP, NO JUICE!
"it is STILL painful to come?" is one of the best lines for sure
I watched it and completely lost it with the “Something with Plasma”slide
I was mildly disappointed that lasers weren't offered as a possible plasma out. The in, no idea, maybe we eat lighting or something.
@@Rita-kx3yr imagine we piss lazers or something
@@rajenredona4346 Bruh I got this comment as a notification with no context. I busted out laughing 🤣
I scrolled all the way for that specific comment
I don’t know how to explain this but Paul’s nonchalant delivery of “Something with plasma” is to me the height of comedy
Ok so this brings up some interesting questions about pregnancy. Would the ovary have to grow in size to compensate for the spworm/spake? Considering the average sperm to ovary ratio currently is 1:20, if the sperm grew to the size of a worm or small snake, and let’s approximate that to be maybe 10 cm , big for a worm small for a snake, that would mean the ovary would have to be 200 cm, or .2 meters (.65 ft) . That’s really fucking huge for any type of cell. Also would pulling the spworm out kinda act as pulling out a tampon? Why am I thinking about this?
The way all of them looked at grant the moment Paul called sperm bugs
I think that was more from Paul saying they were full of sperm bugs; they all knew Grant would be fuller with them than anyone.
“I’ve seen all of these bands play live” is the line that ACTUALLY got me 😂
Eating my leftover spaghetti while watching this video sure was a choice that i made
I am eating spaghetti and I didn't connect the dots until you pointed it out I'm crying
0:04 The chess set is set up incorrectly.
Mobile! on Playlists Loop
where's the error?
@@BlueGatorade0 Well, I assume they meant to orient the board 90 degrees from where it actually is, with a light square in the near right corner for each player. After you fix that, you also have to swap the kings and queens, since the queen goes on its color.
what do you mean
the pieces are all good
@@Aspencio The board is wrong. Each player should have a light square in their near-right corner.
"Pallavi! It would feel good!"
Yeah 😂 that got me good
i need paul to appear onscreen more. between this presentation, make some noise, and that insane uber story, he has absolutely proved his status as a gem.
oh my god i just realized this is that same paul from the uber story
i feel like I am squarely the target audience for this show. this is the exact type of content i'm here for
I surprised to see you here. I now know you’ve also witnessed the horrors of the spworm. We both have to live with it
5:07 bro's been watching too much entai 💀💀💀
no genuinely i was just thinking that this is the hardest i've ever laughed at any dropout content, and i already love dropout. but when he really got going, i was fully belly laughing, out loud, alone, like a crazy person
"compare with friends"
last time I laughed that hard was at 'sixteen THOUSAND dollars'.
Same. 'IT WOULD FEEL GOOD' got me every time.
@@GladysQueen-ub3sf wait yes so true
Watching this and then the first episode of the game changer finale convinced me that dropout needs to win all the awards.
this is perhaps the best advertisement for Dropout that ive seen
Paul wins this season... I don't know if there's some kind of competition or prize related to a Smartypants presentation, but he wins and should be on camera more often as part of more shows, it's actually homophobic to keep him behind the scenes when he's this damn funny
His presentation was more unhinged than Ross Bryant's, but Ross's delivery of his presentation was more unhinged. I'd like to see them both go up against each other for chief Smartypant. Or do a presentation together.
lmao yes the homo card needs to be used more often
For pure combo of wit and actually somewhat thought provoking presentation I still like Trapp’s for that 😂
Funny, smart AND decorative
"you would have to come over with a flute to get them all out"
have a spworm charmer dance
The enlightenment i have experienced. That any proposed hypothetical change which is upsetting people can simply be addended by "It would feel good"
The worst part is, it's actually kind of true. Conceptually speaking, ejaculation is fucking weird and reading a description of it makes it sound strange and alien, and like it should *not* feel good. But it does, because it was evolutionarily advantageous for it to be. So it stands to reason if humans had spworms instead of the current setup, the hormonal cocktail our bodies release would override any unpleasantries or ick factor, making it actually feel good. Also, it'd be completely normal so few people would question it at all.
Still not convinced about swallowing a small worm feeling good for the receiving partner. You'd really have to love your partner for that...
Maybe I'm staying too away from media or nobody told me about the death of comedy
Rekha’s little leg kicks at 5:05 absolutely SEND MEEEEE she is having so much fun 😂😂
rekhas the best
Needs to be giffed
Naurrr, not the Spworm. 😂😂😂 0:20
It’s not in this video, but my favorite parts were: “Compare with your friends”
GET BACK TO WORK TRAPP, THE LIBRARY IS GOING UNDER!
2:52
"I've seen all these bands play live."
I FUCKING LOST IT 😂😂😂
one pulp, some juice
GROSS!
“The plasma in our blood isn’t a plasma. The plasma in space was named after that.” Feels like such a natural explanation that you almost don’t question lol
Also shout out to Demi-Two-Spectacles and the spworm being such a mind blowing concept he had to take *both* off to comprehend it.
2:05 I'm sorry, did I miss a Pride meeting or something, because I am NOT on board with this concept, GRANT!
Paul's voice is actually so soothing that for a moment I completely forgot about the content of his presentation
1:50 Let him cook! LET HIM COOK
Audio and visual representation of “the room is in shambles”.
what mostly stuck with me from this is the image of one wide fingernail across the back of the flesh mitten
The dominant types of presentation on Smartypants are: speech on very funny true fact and why it's kinda insane, and: speech about something totally goofy. But this is the rare third kind: speech actively designed to do psychic damage to everyone in the room XD
2:49 “I’ve seen all these bands play live” killed me
I love how contraception isn't even touched upon - device in your penis that kills the spworm upon creation; device in your cervix that catches the spworm and kills it; vacuum condom that sucks it out instantly; etc.
“we should put all of our eggs in one basket, semi-literally”
Pallavi: But wouldn't it hurt?
Paul: WHAT DON'T YOU GET??
"I've seen all these bands play live" was such an underrated comment.
I was watching this on the train after work and having to hold in my laughter on the New York City mta WAS A MISTAKE!!!! I kept having to stop because i was genuinely tearing up
I am... so glad... I didn't watch this in public.
You know, some things are NSFW bc they're Sexy, and some things are NSFW bc it will cripple you with uncontainable snorts, and you will look like a crazy person giggling to themselves in their office cube...
and the SPWORM©️ somehow manages to be both of these things, in One uncomfortably large package
@@Breezey357 I'm sorry but the spworm is _not_ sexy. Sexual sure, but absolutely not sexy 😭
There is an extremely solid inverse relationship between sperm size and body mass, with some fly species having sperm that are literally longer than their body and whales having some of the smallest sperm recorded.
Wait completely missed a great part of this bit 4:15 I didn’t realize Demi was wearing two glasses and took both off from flabbergastation😂
They should get him to go on shark tank with this TED-X quality power point presentation.
4:18 “still?” Demi does it hurt irl???
Thank you for also noticing this.
the room did not give this joke the attention it deserves
I'm so worried it's not a joke D:
Depends, if you have some lubricant (example, soap) enters the tip, ejaculation hurts bad
@@hunterprt1274 Who the fuck lubes with SOAP?
Rekha sitting in the chair incorrectly, giggling uncontrollably, and kicking her little Rekha feet is the energy I'm going for in 2024
At any point he could've said "we're currently in talks for a second round of VC funding" and I wouldn't even blink.
idk how to explain this but Laios from Dungeon Meshi would be in full agreement and fascinated by all these suggestions
I'm still trying to decide between "don't worry it's still wet" and "fished out and disposed of" as line that took me out the hardest. Unforgettable presentation.
"I've seen all these bands play live" IM FUCKING DYING
This presentation *destroyed* me man I wasn’t ready. He wins, paul wins. I know it’s not a competition but paul wins
“It would die in a matter of minutes” gets me every time 😂
This presentation had me laughing so hard I started quaving zints and grumping crunt
"Something with plasma" was really good and having fomo over it is also incrediblely good because it implies that other people can experience it
I’ve read a decent number of scp stories and can confirm that the spworm is the scariest fucking cryptid I’ve ever heard of.
Spworm, Contain, Prophylactics
@@cichlisuite666*Spworm, Condom, Protection
1:40 my mouth was open in horror from this point onward
"You don't have to worry, it'll still be wet."
This was absolutely the funniest presentation of the show so far from beginning to end and I'm not confident anyone can ever top it
There's a recitation of a different motto at the start of each episode, but I think a motto that captures the essence of the show was uttered in this video: "let them cook"
I'm losing braincells every seconds i'm watching this
I watched this earlier today and was distraught that I couldn't send a RUclips clip to people to convince them to get dropout
You're providing a valuable service
They post shorts from smarty pants on its own channel tbf
Edit since the channel apparently liked this comment? I disagree with your decision to post this video
Spworm made me gag (i do understand how that sounds and im choosing to ignore it) and it is conceptually hilarious and horrifying in equal measures, i think. Also, "I'm worried about my friend Grant, what if he's swallowing?" And his "it would be in the back of my throat, wriggling around, and that would be nice." Fucking broke something in me 😭😭
Trapp's final question in this episode made me cry tears
Do NOT give this man an infinity gaunlet
"Is it still painful to come?" -- *Still* ? 🤔
Yeah, I'm concerned that no one in the group picked up on that.
I like how none of them asked how it would feel to be _injected_ with the Spwerm
I really did not expect paul to be this insane with his presentation but man, that whole time I was wheezing. That one episode was more than worth the money
expelling plasma would just be how we discover magic lmao
We would be dragonballing all around
The levels of pure visceral body horror in this one bit.
Fun fact: there's species of polychaete worms that do make spworms. They even have eyes so they see where they swim
the plasma bit has real Silicon Valley ‘disrupter’ vibes
He set it up perfectly. 1) Describe something generally agreeable to everyone (yes, we all do pee pee), 2) indicate, without evidence, that there is a problem with the way things are, and 3) propose a batshit insane "solution" to a problem no one even knew they had, bonus points for it not even really being named or developed. This is a man who has sat through some painful pitch meetings.
the “fished out and disposed of” had me crying when i first heard it and their reactions as well