Why "The Ocean" Sucks | Smartypants Presentation

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 114

  • @onetrickgirl
    @onetrickgirl 7 часов назад +364

    This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine 6 часов назад +7

      I challenge anyone to disprove this

    • @mickleman52
      @mickleman52 5 часов назад +5

      this is true I just looked this up.

    • @jasonhahn2181
      @jasonhahn2181 5 часов назад

      I agree. I have no idea how many times I went to go look for this one thing and watched it repeatedly since it originally came out as a full episode.

  • @chixenlegjo
    @chixenlegjo 6 часов назад +162

    I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.

    • @shinankoku2
      @shinankoku2 5 часов назад +6

      Don’t worry. In another period of time it’ll be one million!

  • @sallysugar5191
    @sallysugar5191 6 часов назад +142

    7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought

  • @brothertaddeus
    @brothertaddeus 6 часов назад +231

    Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit 5 часов назад +23

    Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.

  • @nwkborn99
    @nwkborn99 4 часа назад +29

    Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me

  • @biofoot7874
    @biofoot7874 6 часов назад +60

    Katie is ride or die for literally any cause

  • @Amber-_-Shull
    @Amber-_-Shull 7 часов назад +76

    Sand is bones
    Bones is sand
    The whales eat the bones into sand

  • @CurlyXpress
    @CurlyXpress 5 часов назад +12

    Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription
    SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND

  • @jdm5570
    @jdm5570 6 часов назад +47

    Omg that was the absolute best. I can't wait to see this chopped into 30 second shorts on repeat for the next 6 months

    • @Gford912
      @Gford912 6 часов назад +4

      I can’t pay attention to a video longer than 10 seconds, I need subway surfers playing under the video so I stay interested

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 5 часов назад +4

      The shorts are already out.

  • @LiamLivesOn
    @LiamLivesOn 7 часов назад +31

    Do we know if we are getting a season 2 of this? I absolutely love the concept!

    • @margaridabaptista3712
      @margaridabaptista3712 7 часов назад +23

      Yes! According to Paul Robalino's (and others) Instagram posts, they just recently shot it!

  • @d_1044
    @d_1044 6 часов назад +21

    Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that

  • @verbodenmagi
    @verbodenmagi 7 часов назад +68

    This is so real though
    He might be cooking

  • @SkywalkerAni
    @SkywalkerAni 5 часов назад +8

    2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.

  • @classy2329
    @classy2329 6 часов назад +127

    I just want to appreciate the unfathomable joke because fathoms are the measure of depth in water, it was funny, that's all

    • @juliadandy6019
      @juliadandy6019 5 часов назад +4

      Thank you!! I had no idea!!
      I loved that bit "no pun intended", "no pun taken", "pun given anyway"
      😂

    • @mikkeljt
      @mikkeljt 5 часов назад +2

      pun taken

  • @bjdhaak
    @bjdhaak 6 часов назад +26

    Not just the moon, also the Dutch!

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 5 часов назад +2

      Yeah! They partially stopped its expanse!

  • @TehCoasca
    @TehCoasca 6 часов назад +7

    This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season

    • @kyraxx
      @kyraxx Час назад +1

      No love for the spworm?

  • @spiderodoom
    @spiderodoom 6 часов назад +17

    “Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.

  • @RJnottheraccoon
    @RJnottheraccoon 4 часа назад +4

    OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!!
    P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂
    P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭

  • @eyaldiskin3665
    @eyaldiskin3665 6 часов назад +7

    Fine, I will watch this again

  • @Cloudypants12
    @Cloudypants12 5 часов назад +2

    He is pyschic! 2 fiber optic cables were cut in the Baltic Sea and a bunch was cut before the Paris Olympics.

  • @JmeB-so3fd
    @JmeB-so3fd 3 часа назад +1

    Zach did the funniest presentation so far on Smartypants

  • @patrickjenson827
    @patrickjenson827 4 часа назад +2

    IDK why. But this is my favorite presentation.

  • @juliadandy6019
    @juliadandy6019 5 часов назад +2

    The "bones into sand" has replaced "my gramma is a survivor" as my obligatory quote under any video featuring Zach Reino.

  • @ecwoodrow
    @ecwoodrow 5 часов назад +2

    A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 3 часа назад +1

    Where does this Air completely... like the entire ep!!! Cause again this GOES HARD!!!!

    • @bassclef81
      @bassclef81 3 часа назад

      Dropouts streaming service. Its fantastic🎉

    • @babeybang
      @babeybang 2 часа назад

      With a dropout subscription on youtube or their app! It's a whole season with 3 presentations per episode

    • @garciavashchino1
      @garciavashchino1 Час назад

      @babeybang thank you kindly!!!

  • @mickleman52
    @mickleman52 5 часов назад +2

    Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.

  • @superb_ren
    @superb_ren 5 часов назад +5

    MY FEAR OF THE OCEAN IS VALIDATED!!!!!

  • @aawallace98
    @aawallace98 7 часов назад +6

    lyle wrath had been saying this for years

  • @daniyurie
    @daniyurie 6 часов назад +3

    Can't believe he didn't mention sharks are older than trees.

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova 5 часов назад +1

    I kinda wish he predicted the sad dolphin thing, and then the next slide shows a teary eyed dolphin.

  • @decimusanothos5178
    @decimusanothos5178 3 часа назад +2

    SAND 👏 IS 👏 BONES 👏
    BONES 👏 IS 👏 SAND 👏

  • @hofficalz
    @hofficalz Час назад

    As a shark enthusiast the shark part made me cry 😭 Sharks are so vital and misunderstood creatures

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 6 часов назад +4

    It's interesting to think that there are multiple planets & moons in the Solar System with oceans (surface or underground) yet Earth is the only 1 with forests.

  • @therojowo
    @therojowo 22 минуты назад

    in my opinion, the absolute best presentation on Smartypants

  • @chrismuniz8149
    @chrismuniz8149 6 часов назад +1

    To say this is a masterpiece is an understatement

  • @mcdirty764
    @mcdirty764 3 часа назад

    This was the best part of the entire series. Love it

  • @user-fe3tk6vw3t
    @user-fe3tk6vw3t 4 часа назад +1

    the funniest thing ive seen all week!

  • @abbacado7336
    @abbacado7336 4 часа назад +1

    “ALL HAIL ZACH REINO” we scream in unison

  • @Bexchoklad
    @Bexchoklad 6 часов назад +2

    Compelling stuff!

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 4 часа назад

    When you get deep enough down, you get spider fishes. It's just spider fish everywhere

  • @CyanPhoenix_
    @CyanPhoenix_ 6 часов назад +2

    That was glorious holy shit

  • @Charcoal190
    @Charcoal190 29 минут назад

    Oh man I really need to watch this series huh

  • @shinankoku2
    @shinankoku2 5 часов назад +1

    Dear Ocean: no thank you!!!😢

  • @buffienguyen
    @buffienguyen 5 часов назад

    thank you for posting this into your RUclips so i could watch it for the 200th time

  • @seanflatt2307
    @seanflatt2307 Час назад

    Hey @dropout, I know it might seem like giving away "too much" but you really should include the Q&a for these, they are as good if not better than the presentations themselves.

  • @haukenot3345
    @haukenot3345 4 часа назад

    I was watching a video on flood prevention when RUclips decided to show me this. The algorithm may have developed a sense of humour.

  • @Bexchoklad
    @Bexchoklad 7 часов назад +3

    Preach.

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly1956 4 часа назад +1

    Erika, Dolphins are predators 😂💜

  • @RTripi
    @RTripi 5 часов назад

    ok dropout nice take redirecting nothankyoutheocean to the dropout store

  • @SailHatinSoap
    @SailHatinSoap Час назад

    7:20
    My nickname in high school

  • @JacksonBockus
    @JacksonBockus 54 минуты назад

    Sand is bones, bones are sand, the bones are their money, and so are the worms.

  • @OceanPuddle
    @OceanPuddle 4 часа назад

    I’m going to take this personally

  • @OriginalPictureofanElk
    @OriginalPictureofanElk 7 часов назад +4

    MORE ZACH🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  • @ChilleBruh
    @ChilleBruh 6 часов назад +2

    Dolphins ARE predators tho

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 6 часов назад +1

    ok for a second I thought you meant the band called The Ocean.
    because they don't suck. check them out they're awesome

  • @sersmiles1635
    @sersmiles1635 5 часов назад

    Truly a best bit

  • @andreylapshin4093
    @andreylapshin4093 6 часов назад

    I thought it's gonna be hate speach about lemon demon's song

  • @kuno3336
    @kuno3336 Час назад

    Erika's faces throughout tho

  • @ronanhartman8942
    @ronanhartman8942 5 часов назад

    You forgot the netherlands! They have also won against the ocean

  • @Adam_Love_Syck
    @Adam_Love_Syck 7 минут назад

    This is insanely funny.

  • @manofcorn5930
    @manofcorn5930 26 минут назад

    9:24 Goofy ass laugh

  • @ianrivers7923
    @ianrivers7923 6 часов назад +4

    U know the fake fish that lives in a rock and swims around is actually a sea turtle

  • @juanmatias5932
    @juanmatias5932 5 часов назад

    why does he look like anthpo's big brother

  • @jonathanjoestar1938
    @jonathanjoestar1938 4 часа назад

    Finally someone is brave enough to acknowledge how whales eat bones into sand.

  • @Billywashere89
    @Billywashere89 14 минут назад

    Soooo hes not completely wrong about bone sand

  • @North_West1
    @North_West1 6 часов назад

    Sharks live there

  • @swivelkeyring3512
    @swivelkeyring3512 6 часов назад

    wait!! this is public now??

  • @ianrivers7923
    @ianrivers7923 7 часов назад

    So Dropout's not releasing Breaking News on RUclips anymore?!

  • @Sofia34c
    @Sofia34c 7 часов назад +3

    Watching your channel is always an interesting and educational journey. Continue to lead us into the world of your creativity and inspire us!🍊🥇🌞

  • @EnderDragon
    @EnderDragon 4 часа назад

    Also, the ocean is not sparkling water, it is flat water, so there is a large portion of the earth that is technically flat.

  • @insubordinateandchurlish_
    @insubordinateandchurlish_ 2 часа назад

    Came here for a Led Zeppelin song. RIP

  • @usagiu
    @usagiu 6 часов назад

    We just have to take into consideration that the ocean has killed somo billionaires, guys. Maybe we can just keep feeding it like some offer?

  • @Nibmeister
    @Nibmeister 3 часа назад

    Why do you guys have a jukebox in the audience?

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 5 часов назад +5

    Fun fact the ‘fake fish that lives in a rock’ is actually a ‘real fish, that pretends to be a fake fish, that lives in a rock and swims around’.
    Tetrapods are fish

  • @Bexchoklad
    @Bexchoklad 6 часов назад

    No thank you

    • @Gford912
      @Gford912 6 часов назад +1

      Me to the ocean now

  • @ThisIsMeAndNotYou
    @ThisIsMeAndNotYou 6 часов назад

    135

  • @rincaimo812
    @rincaimo812 2 часа назад

    Someone call Markiplier

  • @binobravo5616
    @binobravo5616 5 часов назад

    Hilarious.

  • @ianrivers7923
    @ianrivers7923 6 часов назад

    Dolphins are the enthralled

  • @Top_Dawg360
    @Top_Dawg360 6 часов назад +1

    1st

  • @5Amigos32
    @5Amigos32 7 минут назад

    Sell the merch you cowards

  • @gravewolf77skeleton62
    @gravewolf77skeleton62 7 часов назад +1

    1st

  • @mrusi29
    @mrusi29 2 часа назад

    I wonder how college humor grows when only the subpar content is used to advertise the content locked behind the paywall…or maybe I’m just mad I finished college idk

  • @CertifiedBoykisser2
    @CertifiedBoykisser2 7 часов назад

    184 views in a minute? dorport really fell off

  • @cashcorum
    @cashcorum 3 часа назад

    Far be it from me to be a hater, especially wrt dropout stuff, but this was a huge miss. Same with the presentation on "theater kids." "The ocean is big and scary" is the equivalent to the early internet bacon craze. It's been done so many times that it's passé. In the moment, I wondered if there was a big hat everyone used to pick presentations because I couldn't think of a reason to do this one in 2024. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @systemreset9410
    @systemreset9410 6 часов назад

    Wow finally a funny and fun video after college humor disappeared

  • @Lena34v
    @Lena34v 7 часов назад

    Your videos are always so profound and inspiring! Thank you for your creativity and dedication.🧁🤔🤓