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  • Опубликовано: 21 июн 2022
  • Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
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  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii Год назад +20229

    "Brennan, PLEASE tell me we met when you were a writer for Um, Actually."
    "We met _five years_ before that."
    You can just see Sam's soul leaving his body.

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary Год назад +2302

      "Now obviously, when I became your employee is obviously when I became a FULL human being, but prior to that...."

    • @LernestW
      @LernestW Год назад +430

      I had no idea Um, Actually had been around that long!

    • @JamesAlexanderMartin
      @JamesAlexanderMartin Год назад +789

      I just can't believe he wasted such a perfect opportunity to respond "uuumm, actually"

    • @Shaunks86
      @Shaunks86 Год назад +334

      I feel for Sam because that's exactly how it would go down if people asked me when I first met them.

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii Год назад +140

      @@JamesAlexanderMartin Maybe, but I think the way he did it packed more of a punch.

  • @heartofgoldfish
    @heartofgoldfish Год назад +13554

    Ah, little Katie. I remember when we all collectively caught her at the bottom of a rollercoaster like it was yesterday.

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Год назад +1112

      Its a shame we don't travel as an audience together anymore.

    • @gingerbreadbard570
      @gingerbreadbard570 Год назад +555

      @@IRanOutOfPhrases we should get a reunion tour going!

    • @KingCheshireZorua
      @KingCheshireZorua Год назад +342

      ​@@gingerbreadbard570 Man, it would be nice, but that bus and hotel fare would be insane.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Год назад +168

      At least we remember when we met her

    • @RedtailArt
      @RedtailArt Год назад +195

      ​@@KingCheshireZorua not if we split it 14.6 million ways

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 Год назад +8519

    I thought Katie being cousins with Sam was bad, but then Brennan came in with the, "No we actually met 5 years before that" really got me lmfao

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +18

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @Britni4795
      @Britni4795 9 месяцев назад +223

      I'm so glad Sam saved him for last 😂

    • @user50
      @user50 9 месяцев назад +179

      At first I thought it was a fake-out, too good to be true

    • @DrDankPhD
      @DrDankPhD 9 месяцев назад +95

      He really knows how to twist the knife lmao

    • @button_mashuu
      @button_mashuu 7 месяцев назад +87

      I’m a little upset that he didn’t start that story with “Um… actually…”

  • @Rhino-n-Chips
    @Rhino-n-Chips Год назад +5934

    Trapp: Gives Sam an out by saying they were in costume, so it's forgivable if it's not the first memory that comes to mind
    Brennan: Performs a verbal crucifixion

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +17

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @alejandroreyes8878
      @alejandroreyes8878 9 месяцев назад +127

      I'll use "Verbal Crucifixion" quite freely from nlw on

    • @McCaffeteria
      @McCaffeteria 4 месяца назад +127

      Trap is a dog that loves you, and Brennan is a cat that loves you.
      A dog just loves you unconditionally and thinks about your well-being. A cat needs to remind you every once in a while how lucky you are that the cat doesn’t hate you instead, so that you better appreciate that it’s on your side since things could be so much worse.

    • @turoni314
      @turoni314 2 месяца назад +4

      @@McCaffeteria Nah, Brennan has dog energy

    • @hecarat
      @hecarat 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@turoni314interesting, because he is NOT a dog person

  • @noah7193
    @noah7193 Год назад +8314

    Sam (to Katie): we must've met when you were an intern
    Katie: we're cousins!

    • @bellringer53
      @bellringer53 Год назад +610

      @@yoketah not gonna lie, my entire fathers side of the family I havent seen in person in over a decade and I have pretty bad long term memory due to passing out from heat exhaustion. So I might legit run into one of, I think a half dozen cousins, one day and not realize it.
      But Sam DOES NOT HAVE THAT EXCUSE! THEY WORK TOGETHER!!

    • @alittlefrog2395
      @alittlefrog2395 Год назад +134

      @@yoketah I have a huge extended family (mom & dad both came from big families) that lives all over America, some people I’ve met maybe once or never. So although it would be a crazy coincidence, I could see this happening to me. Not if we worked together though 😂

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 Год назад +486

      @@yoketah I think 2nd or 3rd is what she meant. She first said "we have a family connection." Which might even mean like, a cousin married a cousin or something. And the "We're cousins!" was a joke exaggerating it. It's probably pretty forgettable considering it wasn't even what she first said for how they met.

    • @BlowupCandle
      @BlowupCandle Год назад +55

      tbh, my grandpa is one of 13 siblings and my dad is one of 5, so i could barely name all my direct cousins MUCH LESS all of my 2nd cousins... someone completely random could tell me we're cousins and i would just have to believe them

    • @alexgregg1058
      @alexgregg1058 Год назад +79

      One time I got a number and a date set up with a girl I met at the mall. We met had a lot in common spent all day together and exchanged info and set up a full on dinner date. Later that week and the day before the date (we'd been talking on the phone everyday since meeting too btw) at a family reunion we saw each other and after some questions and investigation around the room we found out we were cousins. Me and my immediate family almost did not go to that family reunion and decided to last second. So that could have been a really awkward situation just waiting to happen and a bullet we both barely dodged.

  • @blueeyesredlipstick4228
    @blueeyesredlipstick4228 Год назад +19754

    The last two minutes are a beautiful slow motion train crash, but the best part is listening to the crew ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT when Brennan reveals he knew Sam WELL before he worked for him.

    • @logannsif
      @logannsif Год назад +794

      We all learned from this video, Sam has TERRIBLE memory 🤷‍♂️

    • @greatbearshark1501
      @greatbearshark1501 Год назад +411

      For a second I thought I wrote this comment without realizing

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Год назад +423

      IT WAS SO FUNNY I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING AT FIRST

    • @DaleBall2
      @DaleBall2 Год назад +85

      I laughed so hard poor sam 🤣

    • @TherealMrsCothrine
      @TherealMrsCothrine Год назад +28

      I feel you,chica,I never fit in either... I also feel you,bearded man,I can forget people before they have left the room.....but I must've been memorable myself because people I didn't remember were constantly coming up to me and clearly we had met before because they would know my life story. If I have met someone and had a 15 minute conversation with them,I probably had told them my life story, when asked "how are you?" And I'd be like "in therapy because my mother hates me and I was bullied badly in school." Inevitably the person who had the misfortune of asking me how I was doing would come to regret that life choice. Well,nice to meet all of you. My husband has been a fan for years.
      .oh,by the way...could you take back your nutritional advice... Quardly is not poison. My husband is pretty sure that Quardly stands for Quinoa and I love Quinoa but he says that it's been scientifically proven to be poison. So,thanks a lot for that... Where am I supposed to get my protein and fiber?

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 Год назад +10777

    God, I would say Katie is made of stone, but the fact that she was able to make herself cry during a fake, improvised monologue is absolutely insane

    • @pencilbender
      @pencilbender Год назад +66

      A lot of people do that in arguments

    • @symphantic4552
      @symphantic4552 Год назад +245

      That’s cold blooded shit in my world

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog Год назад

      @@pencilbender Whoever you're around that fakes crying during an argument is a toxic person and you need to not be around them.

    • @Meander_
      @Meander_ Год назад +159

      Literally wringing water from a stone

    • @oblivivian
      @oblivivian Год назад +84

      Katie is so powerful

  • @someone16234
    @someone16234 Год назад +13695

    Can we just acknowledge Katie’s stone cold humor in filling in her own last name for Sam, making it look like he didn’t remember it 😂

    • @NivInTheNorth
      @NivInTheNorth Год назад +995

      It’s especially funny because she was probably trying to help him piece together the cousin part 😂

    • @albertoluizreyes1584
      @albertoluizreyes1584 Год назад +624

      And her voice when she said "we're cousins!" was the most sincere I've ever heard her 😅

    • @camerongist2159
      @camerongist2159 Год назад +229

      Katie took the whole "This one time at Band Camp" schtick to a whole new level! Lol

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 Год назад +61

      Are they really cousins?

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Год назад +273

      @@lulusobel8643 I mean, probably closer to something like 4th cousins twice removed, but I have no doubt that she was telling the truth that they're related

  • @losingfayth
    @losingfayth Год назад +10010

    it's really funny how trapp tries to downplay sam forgetting their first meeting, but then brennan comes in with the most brutal story directly afterwards.

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 Год назад +1081

      To say nothing of Katie just coming in with: We're actual family.

    • @HonestDav
      @HonestDav Год назад +36

      God damn, a noble boss!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +141

      And Sam just falls to pieces as Brennen just eviscerates him

    • @caraelizabeth7307
      @caraelizabeth7307 Год назад +200

      Trapp being polite, excusing Sam's lapse and generally being magnanimous ... Brennan then just SWOOPS IN FOR THE KILL. I was _crying_ laughing.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +4

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard Год назад +17605

    "if I haven't squeezed a joke in by the end, it's because I'm genuinely excited about this whole concept I've made up" is the most Brennan line I could ever imagine hearing.

    • @kumonoameai
      @kumonoameai Год назад +575

      That's his inner DM showing through. I bet he'll incorporate it into a space campaign at some point.

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin Год назад +226

      @AiIshiloveteruyou Man's really out here turning billiards into turn-based Quidditch in SPACE

    • @DynamicMagi
      @DynamicMagi Год назад +81

      I was getting excited about how that would work too lma

    • @SupaBlank
      @SupaBlank Год назад +28

      you know whats sweet? there's a vr qeust game like this now, i believe its just called 3d pool my memory sucks to

    • @TakaComics
      @TakaComics Год назад +53

      I hear this comment in Zac's voice going "That's the most Brennan shit I can think of..."

  • @Hellopleesh
    @Hellopleesh Год назад +7383

    Best part of the ending: Brennan explaining how Sam’s skit group had a meaningful impact on his life, to which Sam could not remember.

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Год назад +538

      Is this the *second* time someone has essentially "But for me, it was Tuesday"'d Brennan?

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 Год назад +46

      @@ZT1ST when was the other time?

    • @kris778
      @kris778 Год назад +284

      ⁠@@aprilfools9741 I’m guess they are talking about when his manager paid for a super expensive dental procedure he needed. When he came back years later to pay it back the guy didn’t recognize him. He realized it was because the guy gave out money to whoever needed it and with no expectation of it being paid back so often.
      I recommend looking up the clip cause I definitely didn’t do the story any justice

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 Год назад +12

      @@kris778 right i remember that, thank you

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @TheDangerNoodle
    @TheDangerNoodle Год назад +3566

    I really thought Katie had bullied Sam into a corner with the “WE’RE *COUSINS”*
    And then Brennan, stone cold, poker-faced, absolutely emotionless in his delivery.
    _”We met five years before that.”_

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 10 месяцев назад +182

      You could tell going into the final question that Sam was mortified and just wanted it to end before it got any worse and that he was SO hoping there wasn't a story there.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 9 месяцев назад +16

      It would be too personal of a question to ask, so this isn't me asking, but: I really, really wonder at what life story adds up to working with someone every day now, but they were born from a sibling of your parent, and that's so irrelevant that you never remember. They can't have had events together before then at the sort of things you see your cousins at, right? Because Katie did say that they first met at work. But like ... okay, speculating further would be rude, we're done.

    • @maryellenparmenter9303
      @maryellenparmenter9303 9 месяцев назад +97

      ​@@MoonShadowWolfeshe didn't really say how close of cousins they were. Could be distant cousins

    • @maryellenparmenter9303
      @maryellenparmenter9303 9 месяцев назад +24

      Like a third cousin once removed

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@MoonShadowWolfe I met one of my cousins in University, so it *does* happen somehow.

  • @lostpopo6515
    @lostpopo6515 Год назад +10732

    Katie ability to tear up from that space camp story terrifies me. What an absolute unit

    • @awakennomore
      @awakennomore Год назад +498

      she regularly kills it to a point where i just expect her not to crack ever.

    • @TheSequelWasBetter
      @TheSequelWasBetter Год назад +267

      @@awakennomore this video is literally the only time I've seen her laugh in the Breaking News series, and it didn't even count for the actual game.

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy Год назад +155

      @@TheSequelWasBetter She laughed 3 times in the previous episode CH uploaded. I was beyond shocked.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Год назад +102

      It sort of looked like spontaneous method acting. I could feel it was coming from a real place almost instantly. 😢

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Год назад +7

      @@oohdannyboy Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @nukeofficial1103
    @nukeofficial1103 Год назад +17763

    Katie has gotten so good at not laughing during this that she's now started to cry instead. Very impressive.

    • @lizzymaid
      @lizzymaid Год назад +610

      Interesting strategy and it's definitely paying off for her.

    • @NovaKorpov
      @NovaKorpov Год назад +596

      I know she is a normal person with thoughts and feelings....
      But when she's on Breaking News she is a straight up robot. Like she's got those shark eyes and SHE WILL NOT LAUGH

    • @sonnington1035
      @sonnington1035 Год назад +40

      It's super easy to not laugh when there's no jokes.

    • @koth_harvest_final
      @koth_harvest_final Год назад

      @卐 thanks swastika guy

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox Год назад +32

      The cocaine really did work

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 Год назад +2729

    It's astounding how the "we've met before' actually became the best bit at the end. At first I thought they were joking but quickly I realized they werent

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 Год назад +3219

    Brennan's visual offense at "prosciutto is overrated" is just so indicative of his status and taste. Truly a classy man

    • @NishaWinchester
      @NishaWinchester Год назад +165

      Truly because of how horrified Brennan was by the muppet and prosciutto slander, I thought this episode was going to be nothing but things that would piss brennan off when I first watched it. Only Katie's hilarious we've met before/it's a long story stuff made me realize that wasn't the theme of the episode.

    • @rid4474
      @rid4474 Год назад +6

      Screw prosciutto, jamon iberico only. Lol😂

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +27

      @@NishaWinchester I could feel the seething in brennan's face when it cut to him during the Muppet slander.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Год назад

      Truly a classy and sexy man

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @templarknight456
    @templarknight456 Год назад +10874

    "When I became your employee I became a full human being" is a line that will live in my head rent free.

    • @G0r3cookie
      @G0r3cookie Год назад +180

      Such a Brennan thing to say

    • @johvie
      @johvie Год назад +127

      i saw this comment before i got to that point and my initial reading was a cute "i became whole, i found my missing piece when i got this job" sort of way but it was so much better than i could have imagined

    • @ThanatoselNyx
      @ThanatoselNyx Год назад +45

      At least his employer treats him as human.

    • @dianatellooo
      @dianatellooo Год назад +12

      @@johvie Could you explain this? I also thought that's what he meant but it didn't make sense lol

    • @Kyle-cu7qz
      @Kyle-cu7qz Год назад +127

      @@dianatellooo Brennan is basically saying Sam didn't remember meeting him five years ago due to the fact that he probably didn't recognize him as a person. When one works any kind of job where they have to deal with a group of people, instead of identifying each person as an individual, one tends to group them as a collective. Since Brenan was talking to him as a fan at the time, He was likely seen as a part of the collective of fans , rather than as an individual human, thus making him much less memorable to Sam.

  • @hierismail
    @hierismail Год назад +6864

    I thought brennan was making a joke when he said '5 years before that'. The punishment was unbelievable funny, really glad they put it in for youtube!

    • @guiltriple
      @guiltriple Год назад +267

      It's very well suited to the loser, too. Like, incredibly well tailored to "amiable former boss with whom you have an ongoing friendly working relationship".

    • @justadude257
      @justadude257 Год назад +48

      I agree! I like seeing the punishments and the actors' real sides.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX Год назад +107

      Yeah I really though he was gonna follow up with: "...At space camp."

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Год назад +72

      Same here, I can’t believe how perfectly the joke of him forgetting everybody layered

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Год назад +2

      @@XHackManiacX Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
    @kingturboturtlednoc5722 Год назад +5461

    This show makes me develop both an endless respect for Katie's acting ability, and also an absolute conviction that she is a high functioning sociopath

    • @neilsiebenthal9254
      @neilsiebenthal9254 Год назад +22

      No doubt

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Год назад +94

      Sociopathy and acting ability certainly aren't mutually exclusive. A common symptom of sociopathy is lying and manipulation. Aka, behaving in a way designed to elicit a desired reaction. Katie tells lies in a particular way designed to elicit the emotional reaction of laughter. Acting.

    • @paddyjarns
      @paddyjarns Год назад

      The crew had promised her an ounce of cocaine if she won

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 Год назад +91

      @@sybariticcupboardrat3763 Unbelievable, we have been emotionally manipulated into performing an involuntary bodily reaction typically associated with joy? Truly despicable.

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Год назад +23

      @@cabbage2329 I once had to work with a guy who fit the description. His company was a client of my company. He was a cold hearted controlling psycho when he thought he was the most powerful person in the room. Employees from more than three companies (including his own and my own) quit so they could get away from him. But then he'd turn on the charm and make people laugh when he thought he needed to ingratiate himself. Yes, it actually was very despicable manipulation.

  • @bradynztunez
    @bradynztunez Год назад +1947

    i love every bit katie did in this but can we all just appreciate everyone, cast and crew, absolutely LOSING IT over how sam just never remembers meeting anybody?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +6

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  • @TheMaskedDonut
    @TheMaskedDonut Год назад +5935

    I love how genuinely sad and hurt Katie seems to be about no one remembering her. Playing something so silly as dead straight as she did is hilarious...

    • @rockyledonio5341
      @rockyledonio5341 Год назад +252

      The irony is that they she REALLY WASN’T REMEMBERED SINCE SAM WAS HER COUSIN

    • @drsupermonk7831
      @drsupermonk7831 Год назад +130

      @@rockyledonio5341 im honestly surprised sam had no reaction when she said that lmao, he must've remembered right there cuz i would be so surprised finding out a coworker is related to me lol

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 Год назад +9

      @@drsupermonk7831 ... where exactly do you live in the world that not at least a chunk of your coworkers are to some extent related to you? Outside of big cities, as in in towns of up to 15.000 you are usually distantly related to at least a tenth of the towns population, meaning that as long as you work somewhere with more than ten employees chances are extremely low you're not working with a distant relative

    • @andolovwu6409
      @andolovwu6409 Год назад +36

      @@wouterkessel4852 wait, there are towns with less than 15k people? I think the smallest city I ever lived had 200k when I was young lol

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Год назад +3

      @@drsupermonk7831 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @notrelevant5582
    @notrelevant5582 Год назад +3608

    I love how when Sam is doing the how we met thing, it starts with Katie which he basically he gets right, then Trapp which he gets wrong but for good reason, and then Brennan which he gets so fantastically wrong.
    Rule of threes, comedy of heightening, truly amazing

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 Год назад +299

      I mean basically right BUT he did forget that they are freaking RELATED! that seems like its gotta cost him a few "being right" points surely

    • @FallenTako
      @FallenTako Год назад +46

      It’s possible it didn’t happen that way but it was funnier in the editing bay to move the clips around so they escalated

    • @BAChambers-235
      @BAChambers-235 Год назад +14

      @@lavenderwalrus9875 I’m pretty sure they’re distantly related

    • @DONTworryIgotTHIS
      @DONTworryIgotTHIS Год назад +26

      @@FallenTako possibly but the way Sams reaction also ramps up would lead me to say no.

    • @Kafaldsbylur
      @Kafaldsbylur Год назад +16

      @@DONTworryIgotTHIS Yeah, if the stories had been in any other order, Sam would probably have made some sort of relieved comment that at least the other stories aren't as bad as Brennan's

  • @drummerrck
    @drummerrck 10 месяцев назад +677

    The fact that Brennan not only remembers an insane amount of details about meeting Sam but also throws in "your lovely wife Elaine" really twists the knife in terms of the embarrassment Sam is feeling during this.

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 Год назад +564

    "I met you FIVE YEARS before I starting working here" was said with the perfect levels of annoyance, and confidence.

  • @samclark3085
    @samclark3085 Год назад +2894

    Katie's "I've actually met the audience before... it's a long story" bit was absolutley brilliant

    • @symphantic4552
      @symphantic4552 Год назад +1

      Totally

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd Год назад +2

      What the… you and I share the same first and last name. 😮
      Does your middle name start with a “J”?

    • @samclark3085
      @samclark3085 Год назад

      @@NaughtyShepherd no middle name unfortunately

    • @symphantic4552
      @symphantic4552 Год назад +1

      @@NaughtyShepherd There's another Symphantic? As it's a mononym, how do you even have a middle name?

  • @johnnyb368
    @johnnyb368 Год назад +1422

    "We met FIVE YEARS before that."
    Protect this man at all costs

  • @TheGlowingFairy
    @TheGlowingFairy Год назад +504

    10:39 I love Katie telling Sam her last name, making it look like he couldn't remember.

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr 9 месяцев назад +42

      I mean, he didn’t remember that she’s his cousin

  • @SomeNerdyVlogger
    @SomeNerdyVlogger Год назад +752

    Brennan's malicious compliance is the BEST.

  • @RARamsay
    @RARamsay Год назад +5975

    I think this might have been the lowest number of laughs from the players, but one of the funniest breaking news I've seen yet. not only that but the punishment was absolutely glorious. as someone that has no idea how I met anyone I know at all, I admire Sam's good humor in participating. You all are wonderful, I'm so glad you guys continue to make content.

    • @CiaphasKirby
      @CiaphasKirby Год назад +65

      Yeah, I wouldn't have fared any better than Sam at the end there.

    • @okuno54
      @okuno54 Год назад +6

      That is _exactly_ what I was gonna say!

    • @rhiflux
      @rhiflux Год назад +20

      Apparently I'm memorable but have no memory because I'm just like Sam on this

    • @brianpclare
      @brianpclare Год назад +9

      absolutely best-case scenario for sam to be the loser there

    • @masonguthrie1257
      @masonguthrie1257 Год назад +4

      Meh I thought it was pretty weak having multiple repeating jokes and too much improv.

  • @tessieowen1051
    @tessieowen1051 Год назад +1065

    This is my favorite don’t laugh news. Also all episodes should have a mild “consequence “ for the loser because Sam’s was hilarious

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Год назад +53

      This one is also my favorite. Katie is an amazing actress and Sam's punishment is perfect.

  • @BOYVIRGO666
    @BOYVIRGO666 Год назад +480

    I love the look of sheer rage on Brennan's face at the thin ham thing.

    • @eddis6283
      @eddis6283 4 месяца назад +3

      I love his rage at the MIDDLE of a game of pOoL.

  • @kiralulu1779
    @kiralulu1779 Год назад +2797

    I really thought we were going to see what would happen if everyone held it together for the full episode

    • @jackasplat
      @jackasplat Год назад +321

      I really wanted them to name Grant as the loser for making nobody laugh

    • @Tawleyn
      @Tawleyn Год назад +89

      Brennan once again proving that despite Katie being unbreakable and Amy losing her shit every episode, he's the GOAT.

    • @spiderwrangler4457
      @spiderwrangler4457 Год назад +31

      @@jackasplat I think some (or all) of the crew laughter was his...

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Год назад +1

      @@spiderwrangler4457 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @YBlvr
    @YBlvr Год назад +2360

    I love how Grant immediately laughed when Katie said “in third grade” even though that was NOWHERE NEAR the punchline lol

    • @Teague92
      @Teague92 Год назад +191

      Grant's just glad he's off camera so he can laugh freely

    • @ShinigamiMischief15
      @ShinigamiMischief15 Год назад +67

      I love that we can all tell it’s grant just from the laugh

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil Год назад +20

      yeah, you can tell who wrote the joke when they start cracking up early

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 Год назад +6

      @@azarinevilhe didn’t write that part, it was improv

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD Год назад +306

    I love Brennan’s little rant about the pool set up not at all being in the middle of a game of pool.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 8 месяцев назад +18

      They *clearly* set the table up like that to screw with him.

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 Год назад +88

    Incredible that no one has commented on the fact that one of the ONLY things that has made Katie laugh in one of these sketches was Sam, exhausted, saying "I'm an asshole".

    • @KBRoller
      @KBRoller 8 месяцев назад +11

      Also, kids in cages

  • @thawhiteazn
    @thawhiteazn Год назад +1781

    Brennan looking intensely into the camera and shouting “FOOT STUFF” is absolutely sending me

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 Год назад +65

      *[hits billiard balls]* "BUKAKKE!"

    • @dragon1512
      @dragon1512 Год назад +34

      @@throwawayaccount4008 the way the banner changed to “yummy, my favorite” 😭😭

    • @CrimsonHybrid
      @CrimsonHybrid Год назад +3

      I lost it at "BUKAKKE!!" 😂

  • @Speedy-vy4kq
    @Speedy-vy4kq Год назад +959

    This feels like a 10 minute build up to the punchline of Brennan's withering recollection.

  • @driftythekid
    @driftythekid Год назад +161

    Its really great how they adapt to the cast, a cast full of notorious laughers gets jokes upon jokes, while the more dead inside crew gets to flex their improv muscles

  • @sandman1008
    @sandman1008 Год назад +146

    My God. Katie is a juggernaut at this game. And her delivery of the teleprompter was brilliant.

  • @Kw3350
    @Kw3350 Год назад +2230

    Normally I don't like the improv segments, but Katie's stories definitely saved this one. When you're over five minutes in and no one has lost a point...

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Год назад +174

      It usually means Grant wrote it 🤣

    • @MachewDunf
      @MachewDunf Год назад +67

      The improv sections are the best

    • @69belhaven
      @69belhaven Год назад +71

      The final minute or so takes this from one of the worst to one of the best.

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac Год назад +57

      @@lowkeylokii4205 to be fair that's because otherwise Grant would be on the cast and Grant cant go 2 seconds without laughing

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Год назад +26

      @@rockstermaniac grant did super well in the very first episode then it was trainwreck after trainwreck but no one will be bea Amy and Ericka for biggest unmitigated disaster

  • @kkav4586
    @kkav4586 Год назад +1669

    Katie did the perfect impression of an absolutely misserable human being who was forced to relive three different reunions on live television. I did not know such human being could exist but now I am convinced that this is what it would look like XD
    also, Sam. PLEASE XD

    • @JamesNewham
      @JamesNewham Год назад +17

      She is only that type of human because she became 100% human when she started working for BBN

    • @martinhawes5647
      @martinhawes5647 Год назад +1

      Exist

  • @vstraydogstrutv
    @vstraydogstrutv Год назад +120

    Brennan's "5 YEARS before that..." and continued story, in great detail, was the best part of this one, hands down.

  • @Doublee73
    @Doublee73 Год назад +69

    I can’t believe that this entire episode was just a set-up for the brutal punishment at the end that payed off absolutely perfectly

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen Год назад +1439

    Sam forgetting that him and Katie are cousins and then immediately going into meeting Brennan 5 years earlier. Like this is better comedy than the rest of the episode and it isn't even scripted.

  • @zebragoboom
    @zebragoboom Год назад +800

    Brennan's "this is the middle.of.a game of pool" fucking WIPED me OUT I'm wheezing and crying from laughing so hard

  • @Thraim.
    @Thraim. Год назад +174

    How is Katie a complete robot and the shy new girl at the same time?

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's actually been so fascinating to watch her evolution in collegehumor content, in her first sketches she was always the sad new girl no one would be friends with, then she became addicted to cocaine and the insane but hypercapable kingpin, and then in breaking news she became the stone cold emotionless robot. She really is an excellent actress

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT Год назад +86

    This scene has got to be the peak of Katie's life! And yet somehow Brennan managed to get more laughs with his indignation about the middle of a game of pool. This show is nuts!

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a Год назад +917

    I think watching Sam's breakdown at not remembering all the meetcutes is a pretty good indicator that his heart is in the right place, even if his memory isn't

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Год назад +26

      I can't imagine being such a busy individual that you have no choice but to forget half the people you mean on the virtue of how brains work

  • @lilyc.2208
    @lilyc.2208 Год назад +609

    I do remember catching Katie at Disney world actually

    • @LucGendrot
      @LucGendrot Год назад +32

      Yes I was there as well, I can confirm this

    • @cranknlesdesires
      @cranknlesdesires Год назад +46

      It's all true, I was the one who started the chant “Drop her, Drop her!” Good times.

    • @Blooperfan94
      @Blooperfan94 Год назад +35

      Of course you guys would remember that, you've been morphed into a single amorphous blob with me and all the other viewers of this video ever since the fateful day we caught Katie.

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare Год назад +5

      What were you doing at Disney, besides catching Katie?

    • @hellacoolutc
      @hellacoolutc Год назад +5

      Nice to meet you audience

  • @AL-zm4ic
    @AL-zm4ic 3 месяца назад +9

    There’s a reason the audience travels together as a collective, but it’s a long story

  • @adamr2977
    @adamr2977 Год назад +274

    The absolute best part of this was Sam trying to recall the actual first meeting and failing miserably at
    Every
    Single
    One

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Год назад +20

      Hey the first time was more or less correct sides the details
      The 2nd is a honest mistake because they wouldve had no reason to recognise each other and they didnt know each other
      The 3rd however lol lmao

    • @BigBossMonkeytE
      @BigBossMonkeytE 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@erwannthietart3602brennans emphasis on the five in five years. Just a knife being turned. 10/10 chefs kiss

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@erwannthietart3602If the cousins thing is real, the first one is pretty bad too.

  • @lemiless
    @lemiless Год назад +879

    Brennan almost made it! Trapp just caught him off guard in that last moment. Lol
    And what is there to say about Katie. At this point, I convinced that she has a story about how she's met me before.
    She OWNS this game!

    • @Shakooba
      @Shakooba Год назад +51

      She already the story of how she met you. It was when you and I* went to Disney World that one time!
      *and the rest of the audience

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Год назад +31

      @@Shakooba I remember that! The puke was a little unfortunate, but I’m glad we were able to crowdsurf her to safety in the end.

    • @teuast
      @teuast Год назад +6

      weren't you listening? you met her at space camp

    • @nixhallowe3351
      @nixhallowe3351 Год назад +12

      That was a good trip to Disney. When are we all going back audience? I think there are some rides we haven't hid under yet.

    • @lemiless
      @lemiless Год назад

      She only laughed when Sam said he's an asshole. Lol

  • @xander.mp5
    @xander.mp5 Год назад +961

    Not only is Katie nigh impossible to break, but she also knocks the improv sections out of the park. The crying and the tone with which she delivered her lines were just so perfect.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      E

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 8 месяцев назад +8

      Those distressed "yeah"s at 7:00 were amazing

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Год назад +62

    the absolute best part of the entire Dropout community is the fact they are willing to set each other up for a a gag... Grant and Sam being primary targets.

  • @Maxsmack
    @Maxsmack 2 месяца назад +6

    The fact that the entire backstage crew burst out laughing at 11:58 is incredible. That wasn’t just a joke for the camera, that was a genuine moment of pure comedy we were simply lucky enough to partake in as viewers

  • @loydtheliar5659
    @loydtheliar5659 Год назад +1153

    i actually love this combination of talents, Brennan is just a comedic genius, Sam is weirdly charismatic and fun to just listen to, trapp is so obviously mentally deranged but holding it together somehow and katie here plays her character so weirdly well that it actually makes me like her bits. Usually i'm not a huge fan of the "katie shits her pants and does a baby voice" type of humor or the "katie doesn't have emotions" opposite she sometimes has, but here it all just works out amazingly. this is just honestly one of the best scripts with the best cast to use it. next to everyone bagging on grant of course.

    • @loydtheliar5659
      @loydtheliar5659 Год назад +36

      like honestly get Sam to be in more stuff. Sam, trapp and Brennan are your star talents

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd Год назад

      @@loydtheliar5659 I was gonna say how rude it is to say that but I remembered you’re a liar.

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz Год назад +3

      Deadpan is thoroughly underrated comedy. It's incredibly hard and she absolutely nails it

    • @loydtheliar5659
      @loydtheliar5659 Год назад +1

      @@Ailieorz not always, but in this definitely

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 Год назад

      @@Ailieorz I like her deadpan stuff, the katie goes nuts for attention and shits her pants sketches were alsways some of my least faveourite from college humour

  • @Harmoniiiiii
    @Harmoniiiiii Год назад +652

    I like how Katie always looks serious even when laughing

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 Год назад +9

      Hey, stop flirting with Katie

  • @timothyanderson2166
    @timothyanderson2166 Год назад +42

    The actual sincere rage on Brennan's face when they said prosciutto is just thin ham

  • @bookdear
    @bookdear 4 месяца назад +5

    Katie's reluctant "It's kiiiind of a long stooorryy..." got me every time!

  • @luisvalenzuela9967
    @luisvalenzuela9967 Год назад +680

    Is this another attempt by Grant to get revenge for the "True facts about Grant" bits.
    Also full transparency ever since seeing those episodes I think every sketch by Grant is a bid for revenge.

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Год назад +4

      Didn't Grant make those bits about himself?

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 Год назад +30

      @@9nikolai i think he did the second one in which the script clearly leads to everyone praising grant but the cast still find the way to shit on him

    • @mediocrespiderlad9078
      @mediocrespiderlad9078 Год назад +5

      And they didn't a second segment of "True facts about Grant". It's only on their app but it's GOLDEN 👌🏽

    • @CompoundingTime
      @CompoundingTime Год назад +11

      Oh yeah and it's somehow worse than the first. Hello 50

    • @PapaBPoppin
      @PapaBPoppin Год назад +12

      @@CompoundingTime ok, sorry, I'm not super pedantic (narrorator: "he is.") but due to my absolute love of Brennan's completely dumbfounded delivery, its said
      "hello.... I'm.... Fiiiifty? ...that can't be right."
      Brennan'a got the greatest 'disbelief face' (and deliveries) of all of the college humor alums

  • @rdarkstorm8414
    @rdarkstorm8414 Год назад +656

    I'm glad this isn't just on Dropout now so I can leave a comment.
    The muppets are fantastic, hilarious people enjoy them, and Grant's words through Trapp's mouth were wrong

    • @PapaBPoppin
      @PapaBPoppin Год назад +26

      I am so sad that dropout is missing two things
      A comment thread
      The little tag at the end to subscribe... Which, if I'm incorrect, PLEASE let me know - was performed by the writer of the sketch
      Now that's for the "CH Originals" clips, but still... I would try to guess who would pop up. Yeah, some are obvious, but there are enough surprises that I miss seeing 'em
      (Haha not like Ive dropped my sub to Dropout... Just waxing nostalgia ;))

    • @gasterg.continent3118
      @gasterg.continent3118 Год назад +1

      I do believe you can also join via youtube and get all dropout content. I could be wrong

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 Год назад +14

      @@gasterg.continent3118 you can, but then I can't tell all my friends about how I have an app that's "like Netflix but worse"

    • @CDCHexaku
      @CDCHexaku Год назад +4

      @@rdarkstorm8414 worse UI wise, but way better content

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 Год назад

      @@CDCHexaku I agree, but it's also their tagline lol

  • @gaburearu
    @gaburearu Год назад +90

    This is the closest to an all-star lineup. And Katie still dominated.

  • @paulschuchts3837
    @paulschuchts3837 Год назад +8

    Trap: "Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham."
    *Brennan's eyes burn with the fury of a New Yorker scorned*

  • @raymundoii
    @raymundoii Год назад +368

    Katie being stone-faced as ever, Brennan really getting into the lore of space pool, Trapp's timing, and Sam just being THE character in his own life.
    Really solid cast overall.
    Probably the most hilarious and the lowest point count I've seen of this.

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno2522 Год назад +612

    Katie being sad no one remembers her, and then Sam actually forgetting that they're cousins at the end 😂

  • @farkenshnoff4521
    @farkenshnoff4521 8 месяцев назад +16

    Absolutely underrated line: "Now obviously when I became your employee is obviously when I became a full human being" *sam face-desking and slapping the table in shame*

  • @myedits7160
    @myedits7160 Год назад +36

    Katie absolutely killed it. Her ability to make a running gag only better and better was great.

  • @silverknightgamingkingdom4097
    @silverknightgamingkingdom4097 Год назад +259

    Hearing the crew laugh while everyone on screen is still straight faced is beautiful

  • @HEELKAIJU
    @HEELKAIJU Год назад +195

    I love how they got the FOUR HARDEST PEOPLE TO BREAK for this episode. It's great!

  • @alexsheppard237
    @alexsheppard237 5 месяцев назад +4

    Brennan having to force a joke because they were too excited to analyze the concept of space pool, incredible. I had to pause the video even before he said that because I was too excited to think about space pool as well and I made a drawing about it that I am very proud of. Three dimension non-average gravity pool is incredible as an idea I really really like it.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau Год назад +25

    @11:57 wasn't the icing on the cake, it was a WHOLE 'NOTHER CAKE!!!

  • @jeremyachristensen
    @jeremyachristensen Год назад +263

    This was like Breaking News all-stars. They went so long without laughing, while I'm dying over here. That last question to Brennan absolutely destroyed me

  • @shovel2828
    @shovel2828 Год назад +222

    I love how Katie’s “Yeeaah” when responding to “Did you know them as “the audience” at that point?” Because she sounds both offended and baffled by the question as if the only reasonable answer to that question is yes.

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie 4 месяца назад +5

    The cast reaction to "we met five years before that" 11:52 is incredible

  • @I_Like_Ike53
    @I_Like_Ike53 Год назад +23

    I love how the people behind the camera laughed way more than the people on camera

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +5

      This episode was for the crew really

  • @KennyBky92
    @KennyBky92 Год назад +142

    Everyone was holding it together. Then Katie started talking

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Год назад +194

    Sam's complete and utter mortification at the end of this sketch makes my soul sing.

  • @a.q.p.w
    @a.q.p.w Год назад +43

    Let's get a whole show for "the first time I met Sam"

  • @bonesfloodedwithdreams
    @bonesfloodedwithdreams 4 месяца назад +3

    well, the good news is that the end segment was so mortifying for sam that he'll probably remember where he met everyone now

  • @AndromedaCripps
    @AndromedaCripps Год назад +187

    This episode is so good because it’s so different 😂😂😂😂 no laughs until Katie’s improv steals the show, plus the impossible-to-plan reveal of Sam’s bad memory at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans Год назад +213

    Grant is still recovering from the absolute _BRUTALITY_ of his last appearance i take it?

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Год назад +11

      There's been a ton of episodes since then, this is actually rather old. Dropout is well worth the 5 bucks for the dnd campaigns, this, and game changer

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Год назад +7

      @@lowkeylokii4205 And Dirty Laundry and Um, Actually.

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Год назад +2

      @@IceMetalPunk um actually was awesome at first but more often than not people cheese the game by taking shots in the dark tweaking other people's answers. The new one with lily is kinda funny, but (personal bias) I really only like seeing the main crew do stuff. I lose interest quickly when they get random cast in the mix

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 7 месяцев назад +14

    can we talk about how funny it was seeing brennan losing it over the fact that the "middle of a game of pool" was set up to be the beginning of a game of pool

  • @misterbrick4276
    @misterbrick4276 Год назад +49

    Katie seems morally invested

  • @TehConqueror
    @TehConqueror Год назад +111

    brennan at the end there living out everyone's fantasies of banishing their boss's soul into the shadow realm

  • @Ace5004
    @Ace5004 Год назад +183

    I love the pool table was set up specifically to get Brennan to rant about how it is clearly the middle of a game of pool.
    We all know Sam loves Brennan's tangents, like the rest of us.

  • @kiirogamesbase5892
    @kiirogamesbase5892 6 месяцев назад +5

    She must have a REAL photographic memory to remember all our faces. Memory spaces that a phone couldn't beat.

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki Год назад +16

    Brennan starts talking and people start to laugh immediately but Katie only managed to get a few? She is so underappreciated

  • @TriStain69
    @TriStain69 Год назад +37

    11:52 I was SO hoping Brennan would say "Um, actually, we met five years before that"

  • @Angelus9015
    @Angelus9015 Год назад +146

    I’m actually one of the travelling audience for Katie. I’m disheartened that she couldn’t recognise me eventhough I caught her.

  • @gobbelgub4031
    @gobbelgub4031 Год назад +13

    5:46 brennan is fully dissociating

  • @WonderVis97
    @WonderVis97 Год назад +10

    Okay everyone talks about the “five years ago” line but what about “this is the middle of a game of pool” starting 7:25

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve Год назад +211

    It was kinda refreshing to see it take so long for someone to lose a point. Great cast this episode, I always love seeing the ones who are that tough to crack
    There's so much that makes this the best episode

    • @Hey-Its-Dingo
      @Hey-Its-Dingo Год назад +9

      And then we have the newest episode, from a few weeks ago, where Amy Vorpal is in the 20s by a minute and a half into the video. lmao

  • @warpedoutside
    @warpedoutside Год назад +91

    Brennan's delivery of when they first met is comedy gold. 😂

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love how most of this video is just Grant laughing at the improv to his own script.

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 5 месяцев назад +9

    8:22 "Breaking: I'm aroused" LMAOOO

  • @beanswater
    @beanswater Год назад +41

    It's impressive that Sam not only went 0 for 3, he also got progressively more wrong from person to person.

  • @M3GAK1W1
    @M3GAK1W1 Год назад +68

    This video is like 10 minutes of improv and edging before 2 minutes of glory

  • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
    @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 Год назад +19

    This is definitely up there for one of the best episodes. Also, why is Katie SO good at crying???

  • @IAMED2
    @IAMED2 5 месяцев назад +4

    Going so long without a break but having Grant laughing louder and louder is so funny

  • @AlmondGlue
    @AlmondGlue Год назад +94

    I’m just gonna say Katie’s acting was ON POINT for this breaking news