“Mabel’s whorehouse, where the customer cums first, please hold.” Makes a midori sour, takes sip. “Mabel’s Whorehouse where the customer cums first, how may we help you?”
Natural enemies, like Bostonians and New Yorkers, or Bostonians and Rhode Islanders, or Bostonians and other Bostonians. Damn Bostonians, they ruined Boston!
Lol i hate calls. Just gonna be awkward quietness with one getting mad and the other freaking out cause these systems companies uses be crap and hard to go through. At and t stuff is old as heck and need to be brought into this millennium.
Nothing in my life has broken me so much as when I heard him say “you know what, can I just speak to a robot?” I absolutely completely lost it. I have never related to anything more in my existence.
@@dnsmithnc It's not that hard to put a keyboard there that's not plugged in. But anyway, it's funnier how he doesn't press the key. Leaves a little bit of ambiguity there. Did he really delete those fees, or did he just pretend he did. :D
Every three months when it's time for my father's Rx refills, I call OptumRx and never successfully make it through their automated system. Always end up talking to a customer service rep and the first thing out of my mouth, "your automated system sucks!" I'm livid because I shouldn't be talking to a representative for a refill order.
to clarify, you rarely speak to someone's direct supervisor (unless its like a smaller department) usually there's a team dedicated to taking whats called "escalation calls" and they are more experienced, handle everything, and have more power
As someone who works in a call center, can confirm. Supervisors, even ones that are otherwise awesome in every way, will avoid taking calls like the plague.
"I'll need three forms of identification, none of which can be your driver's license or birth certificate. I'll also need your driver's license and birth certificate." lmaooooo
Fuckin right, so much of the shit on youtube just drives ya nuts with how stupid or obnoxious it is, it's great to get a genuine laugh from a comedic genius like this.. He needs to be doing side sketches for a late night comedy show.... sadly they all blow now
@Marksman King the only thing anyone could ever learn from you is the importance of moving out of your mom's basement, lest they turn out like you. Keep being a shit worker and a racist, hope you get fired :)
Anthony D. It’s a mentally draining job due to its repetitiveness and the people you talk to over the phone feel like their better than you and treat you like crap. Don’t ever work at a call center!!! Run far away
I love the line from the Steve Jobs movie in which a nonbeliever questions the Apple guru’s wisdom by reminding him of the saying “the customer is always right.” Jobs, played by Michael Fassbender, shoots back, “I guarantee whoever said ‘the customer is always right’ was a customer. So damn true
@@furtalance_x I used to buy incandescent lightbulbs from Poland, they were designed for a higher voltage, and would literally last about 10 times longer than the crap we put out in the U.S. and the bases were brass. I had light bulbs still working after 10 years in my home. So, if Pakistan could make some of those, I'd certainly buy them. The LED bulbs I get from china freaking suck.
T. Emanuel Patel I'm from Canada, I'm not sure that people from Newfoundland speak like Mahk, I'm not sure, but I did hear that newfies speak funny, I'm from west Canada
Fusilli _Jerry Cuz it’s a fake Boston accent he taught himself, he’s actually from like St Pete, which I’m pretty sure is in Florida, atleast that’s what google said.
John Cervantes Defensive linemen on every other team buy and use it before every game against him.... it encourages them mentally, they work harder to “get the sack!”
The worst part about credit card company's is how when you try to transfer money to one bank account to a diffrent kind of bank but there are delays despite a lot sharing the same system
Those 'delays' are a scam. Same as the "wait three 'business' days for a check to clear" scam. The Banks take your money, put in their account, use it on Wall Street to make More money, then put it back in your account. Billions of dollars of no-risk profit for them. Public is totally unaware.
We are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom. New slavery, Don't Travel to the USA. Never even for a short time. But if you have to, don't forget don't drink anything at the US embassy and also if you have any special knowledge or skills or an invention, They will steal it from your mind. The US government initially used this method to identify people who intended to harm the United States. but today they use it for many purposes, including stealing information from people, stealing data from peoples minds. And many celebrities like Taylor Swift are helping to lure the US government. they'll see whatever you see you'll never have privacy even with your wife or girlfriend. they'll see whatever you think. when Taylor Swift said I use my best colors for your portrait means it's one of the newest things they're using it. Your silence will help them to do it again and again. They said don't say anything because of The USA. I want to take her to court and ask her for 500M dollars. Anyone who knows about this incident and is aware of it is enough to come and tell the court only the facts he has seen. I have no complaints against those people and for this, I will give you $ 5m of the money I received. When I asked Taylor Swift money, she said No amount of money can clean you. She even mentioned it in one of her songs. She shared all videos on her platform. #TaylorSwiftkiller, #BIDENkiller After all this happened to me, I Definitely sure Taylor Swift is one of is the most evil and filthy human being in the world. I asked her why did you distribute the film of my life like a live documentary among thousands of people? She replied, "I just wanted to make music." And got an idea from it. She has a private platform that many singers are members of and all of them use it to get ideas. And finally, if the person finds out, he will be paid a sum for the right to remain silent. They want to pay me from $ 10,000 to $ 1,000,000, but that was not the amount I asked for. Those are not only a songs. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders. Taylor Adolf Hitler, Humans are not your laboratory mice. Taylor Swift is a secret Nazi.. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders. I was used as a laboratory mouse to test new products withoutWe are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom
@@Alexia-oh1ng the verification parts for sure. Sometimes company policies will sit there and have us reps ask ridiculous questions that almost contradict each other. So when we say something like I'm gonna need two forms of verification but it can't be Birth certificate or drivers license. Later on in the call if the customer needs something specific,we would.probably ask for birth certificate and drivers license lol. Also the rep: "do you wanna do this or NOT!?" Customer: "I guess..." Rep: "that's what I thought bitch" Also kinda true, you sometimes get that mindset when dealing with a rude or difficult customer lol
You’re doing a NY Long Island accent. Boston people don’t say Tawk... that’s NY. Boston people say “Taaaaak” almost like you’re saying “tact”. Everything in Boston has an “Ahhhh” sound like a person screaming. New Yorkers have an “Awe” sound like someone saying “Aweee how cute!”. Boston accents are trashy as hell and usually mean you’re from poverty or your entire family is from blue collar/white trash. So saying “I walked my dog to the car” in a NY accent would sound like “I Wahlked my DAWG to the Carrrr”. In a Boston accent it would sound like “I Whacked my daaaag in the Caaaahhhhh”. It’s a much more abrasive accent and eventually will give you a headache listening to it. I moved far away from Massachusetts only a few years after living there, and I’m never returning. Worst decision of my life.
Only someone from Boston will get all the multiple levels here. Like, some of your best friends started as your worst enemies, you got in a fight after school, everyone watched, then you became best friends a couple weeks later... and you were even more horrible to each other.
Follow us on social media for more high class poop jokes @Ali_Zebracorner & @im_Mahk
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You guys are facking hilarious.
#bradygoat
Fixes his problem. Still puts him on hold unnecessarily.
😂😂😂
Me when I answer the phone at work
“Mabel’s whorehouse, where the customer cums first, please hold.”
Makes a midori sour, takes sip.
“Mabel’s Whorehouse where the customer cums first, how may we help you?”
He had to take a shit...
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ lmao you said "cums" 🤣
Boston resident meets his worst enemy, a boston resident
As a Boston resident, I can confirm that this is true.
Cute dog
Louis CK did the most perfect representation on his show... ruclips.net/video/nyQkkLLiRjw/видео.html
Natural enemies, like Bostonians and New Yorkers, or Bostonians and Rhode Islanders, or Bostonians and other Bostonians. Damn Bostonians, they ruined Boston!
@@jaredkennedy6576 We Bostonians are a contentious people.
“We treat you like you treat you”
That’s not comforting knowing how much I value self deprecating humor
Lol i hate calls. Just gonna be awkward quietness with one getting mad and the other freaking out cause these systems companies uses be crap and hard to go through. At and t stuff is old as heck and need to be brought into this millennium.
-One gray T-Shirt
-Good taste
333 likes
Capt Fex 355
666
All I wear is shades
2.9k now
Get this man a Netflix special.
pYro's Playhouse It would be better if he doesn't get one, they'll make it unfunny and fill it with liberal agenda.
BYRD9630 glad I'm not the only one that's noticed this
BYRD9630 true true
pYro's Playhouse RUclips Original
pYro's Playhouse Fuck that. Once he goes commercial it's all over.
Nothing in my life has broken me so much as when I heard him say “you know what, can I just speak to a robot?” I absolutely completely lost it. I have never related to anything more in my existence.
The at&t bot is actually easier to understand then their humans at times and doesn’t charge an extra 5usd service fee for use
Computer not robot
Software not computer
3:15 I like how he doesnt even press the key
Elon musk you realize he’s on a green screen right? 🤔
@@turbohayabusa01 still funny seeing his hand hover past it tho lol
Lol
Two reasons he doesn't hit the key. One, it's funny. Two, he's reading the script from the screen and hitting a key could screw it up.
@@dnsmithnc It's not that hard to put a keyboard there that's not plugged in.
But anyway, it's funnier how he doesn't press the key. Leaves a little bit of ambiguity there. Did he really delete those fees, or did he just pretend he did. :D
“Is there any way I can just talk to a computer?”
best line ever ..
Every three months when it's time for my father's Rx refills, I call OptumRx and never successfully make it through their automated system. Always end up talking to a customer service rep and the first thing out of my mouth, "your automated system sucks!" I'm livid because I shouldn't be talking to a representative for a refill order.
Well, you beat me too it.
Says NO ONE, EVER!!!!!
Yes
3:15 "Lemme go ahead and get rid of that for ya"
*misses keyboard with his finger*
its not an actual keyboard genius
Jon Marsh no shit but it was still funny genius
Hahahaha thank you I did not notice this lol
@@jonmarsh7914 r/wooosh
@@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg it’s not a woosh
"Discover is very fitting for your name, because I discover a new fee every month." ~Mahk 2k17
Oh I thought it was near fear lmao
Read that as soon as I saw that
200017?
@Enzzo 😎 Cringe
Sounds like Comcast.
"I'm gonna go take a shit donna"
priceless ahaha
idk how this has no replies
Funnier if you watch this while dropping a deuce. Don't ask me how I know
This Guy this reply made me cringe
2.2k like
Not that funny
"I'm go ahead and Clear these charges"
*Clicks Air*
heart bad cgi
Just noticed all the Tom Brady photos in the background.
BI3Sols And the Eli Manning dartboard lol!!!
And there's milo and otis in the background of both lulz
there is also a picture of matt damon in the office
And the Marky Mark picture
The DealDash laptop
I have to bookmark that one😂😂😂
TheDustyaman you mean bookmahk
+D.J. Adio you are a genius
I'm dead. My eyes are watering
TheDustyaman ui
Bookmahk
In most call centers the "supervisor" is just a more senior call center representative. It's very rare to speak to an actual supervisor or higher.
to clarify, you rarely speak to someone's direct supervisor (unless its like a smaller department) usually there's a team dedicated to taking whats called "escalation calls" and they are more experienced, handle everything, and have more power
As someone who works in a call center, can confirm. Supervisors, even ones that are otherwise awesome in every way, will avoid taking calls like the plague.
@@taicanium why is that?
@@taicanium this is true 👍
@@cruisingwithoutsail6585 Usually they have so much other work; often clerical duties, scheduling duties, etc.
"I'll need three forms of identification, none of which can be your driver's license or birth certificate. I'll also need your driver's license and birth certificate." lmaooooo
THIS IS TOO REAL
Crying from laughing 😭😂😭😂
or passport or social security number
Banks and credit cards are really heavily regulated and have to ask for a billion forms of ID. Not like they do it for fun.
I feel this on another level and yall have no idea why 😂😪
I fucking love your videos. Can we give him a round of applause for the amount of effort put into his videos?
Flou Fusion 👏👏👏
Flou Fusion instead of a round of applause donate to his patreon so he can upload more! - www.patreon.com/ZebraCorner
Fuckin right, so much of the shit on youtube just drives ya nuts with how stupid or obnoxious it is, it's great to get a genuine laugh from a comedic genius like this.. He needs to be doing side sketches for a late night comedy show.... sadly they all blow now
I love these videos
Hear hear!
“I don’t shake hands” shirts selling like hot cakes right now
OMG LMAO!
"I'll need 3 pieces of identification that is not your driver's license... But I will also need your driver's license
Joe Howard this had 99 likes I had to complete it
And don’t forget I will also need your drivers license and birth certificate
🤣
dominicisme1999 I didn’t get that why do they still need it
I had a job interview like that. Literally nobody brought 4 ids out of the like 100 people there.
😂😂😂😂 "you got me, I was taking a shit. You wanna do dis or not?"
Ya that's what i thought bitch
THE PATRIOT this video was hilarious
“Triple Pregnant Tina”
Oh so you know tpt?
Dang y’all know tpt as well? small world
@Marksman King you sound like a shit employee
@Marksman King wow you totally showed me, asshole
@Marksman King the only thing anyone could ever learn from you is the importance of moving out of your mom's basement, lest they turn out like you. Keep being a shit worker and a racist, hope you get fired :)
The customer and discover employee look similar
itsGarrick Was that a joke?
No, gattsu. It was definitely not a joke. Nothing about the sentence he just wrote had any comedic value.
You absolute inbred.
Gattsu Brando when will you learn
don't be racist.
Gattsu Brando tard
That picture of Matt Damon behind him
Donut Operator I love your channel btw
Donut Operator Its the legend the myth The Donut, LEO recaps anytime soon? Btw love your content.
I just watched 10 of your vids lol
You look like the dude in the new Mission Impossible movie
The Eli Manning dart target 😂
"We treat you, like you treat you"
Does that mean you guys wanna kill me?
damn. you alright bro?
You alive?
Them:*without hesitation* yes sir
@@nostur4984 no
Get help
Matt Damon + Mark Wahlberg 😂😂
Colton Stoddart mahk* :P
Right? It’s like they fucked and had a miracle baby
Mahk Damon
Colton Stoddart for real i was thinking the same thing
He has like no features Matt has besides maybe the haircut Matt once had that
as an ex call center employee I approve this message.
mikedrz same lol
mikedrz I wish we could really talk to them like that
How was your call center job? Did you like it?
Anthony D. It’s a mentally draining job due to its repetitiveness and the people you talk to over the phone feel like their better than you and treat you like crap. Don’t ever work at a call center!!! Run far away
I love the line from the Steve Jobs movie in which a nonbeliever questions the Apple guru’s wisdom by reminding him of the saying “the customer is always right.” Jobs, played by Michael Fassbender, shoots back, “I guarantee whoever said ‘the customer is always right’ was a customer. So damn true
"5000 cases of Pakistani light bulbs" ....Bingo.
6000*
@@ItsBooToYou Yep, that Boston accent is a bit thick.
Lmao
-me, a pakistani
Haha I am from Pakistan. Didn't know the country made light bulbs lol 😆
@@furtalance_x I used to buy incandescent lightbulbs from Poland, they were designed for a higher voltage, and would literally last about 10 times longer than the crap we put out in the U.S. and the bases were brass. I had light bulbs still working after 10 years in my home. So, if Pakistan could make some of those, I'd certainly buy them. The LED bulbs I get from china freaking suck.
Discovah cahd depahtment supervisah. Lol.
Antoine Lawrence Ugliest and trashiest accent in America
Antoine Lawrence Ugliest and trashiest accent in America. Not to mention this guy is embellishing his accent.
@@catcat3964 you double posted just to express your disdain in an accent.
Gingy The Cat I wanna hear your ugly ass accent
Is it boston or New York?
Im from boston and his accent kills me 😂😂😂😂 sounds like a Wahlberg mixed with Peter Griffin
T. Emanuel Patel I'm from Canada, I'm not sure that people from Newfoundland speak like Mahk, I'm not sure, but I did hear that newfies speak funny, I'm from west Canada
You know Tommy Big Toe and Triple Pregnant Tina?!?
@@asusmctablet9180 Oh You know TPT??
He sounds like hes from ny too 😂 im from ny but his voice sounds like an italian in a way 😆
Fusilli _Jerry Cuz it’s a fake Boston accent he taught himself, he’s actually from like St Pete, which I’m pretty sure is in Florida, atleast that’s what google said.
“I’m gonna go make a bag of feces pieces” that one got me hard😂
Got you hard eh?
Well you'd love scat porn
@@TimmySaylor1 he's a scat man
@@alexanderbyrne9684 lol do you have Cory chase as your pfp
@@TimmySaylor1 a man of refinement, I see.
"Tom Brady replica mouth"
I don't blame him tho...
John Cervantes
Defensive linemen on every other team buy and use it before every game against him.... it encourages them mentally, they work harder to “get the sack!”
"Quote from the video we all just watched"
Lmfao yeah that's about all you get down here in the comments
Hahaha, yeah bro! That part was Fucking hilarious!
But the line “I’m honestly just hoping to get hundreds of likes" was the best, easily!
@@choomahinducer2520 Yeah man gets me every time!!!! Also support a small channel and check out my latest video, im doing a fortnite giveaway
Wow come on someone else’s channel being a dick and advertises his own channel. You’s a special kind of fuck waffle.
@@Corrupted you were chill until you self-advertised
This is what it would be like if the call wasn’t being recorded.
never ever loooooose your accent
Boris Angelis 8
L o o s e
he looses the accent all over us every time he makes a video
sorry. i fixed it
loose
"Take the Browns to the Super Bowl"
You must be constipated
HoodieReviews a total Movantic moment
HoodieReviews This will be our year.
HoodieReviews ahahaha
Haha ah ha ha ha HA ha haHaHaHaaahahaha Hahahaha hhaaahaa haha
“Is there any way I can talk to a computer” 💀
I fucking love this guy.
Isaiah you don't have to curse to get your point across
Bas Meijer
LM-FUCKING-AO😂😃😄
Bas Meijer 😂
Isaiah He should do the new Chevy equinox ad with a hotel in it
PHILIP DOENGES Lmfao, that would be lit
6,000 Pakistani light bulbs 😂
Maureen Vrona Bingo, that's the one.
Maureen Vrona "Bingoooo, maybe that's it, genius!"
its 6000 cases, much much more than 6000 ROFL
Here in the states we call them candles...
Everyone calls a candle a candle in America
"You got me sir I was taking a shit"
cousin let's go bowling
Eduardo Trujillo maybe later
Laughed hard at that one
Haha^
Damn, you watched this video too??
"I mean honestly a lot of these fees are made up"
Explains why my university semester bill is way too expensive
yep
"I mean honestly a lot of these fees are made up" LOL true true
Forehead wrinkle remover (gotta bookmark that one). 😂😂😂
THAT to me was brilliant! A personal dig. I've read comments here about his forehead crease. Genius.
* gotta bookmahk that one
Mr. 8-Bit Doggo Shoppah
Get to the shoppah.
Self deprecation is some of the best humor. Laugh at yourself is a great ability.
we watched the video diummbass
I've seriously watched this over 10x now. Can't stop laughing.
me too, omg this dude is awesome.
BeardedPiano 3.58 * 10 = 35.8 hours there are 24 hours in a day so you spent 1 1/2 days watching this
Hey shit head minutes ain't hours.
J Coll "Jordan Collins" This video is 4 minutes long so he’d spend 40 minutes minimum, not 36 hours, are you dense?
BeardedPiano Haha I know right? It's so great.
Actually, I really love Discover's customer service. I've always been able to talk to a person.
Yelp
Lol
The one dislike is Discover Card
Smokealotapotamus _ and their 17 other accounts
+ND32101 And the rest are tom brady haters
Isn't that Discovah cahd?
forehead wrinkle removal cream😂
I'll have to bookmark that one
Chris North why did a reply get so many likes
ThePotatoJuicer why not
"I'm gonna bookmark that"
Corey Colbert his laptop says deal dash nice reference
“You do not have to curse to get your point across.”
I work in the restaurant industry, I’m definitely using that.
Used to work for Discover. Can confirm this is exactly how every call goes
Omg lol which location and what department?
I work student loans in SLC
@@yasmeennaimi And street address and ssn and credit card number too?
Keep them coming Mahk!
MMmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa (sculls a beer) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (punches some guy) hhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
No you’re doing an Ny. What you mean is MAC!
I used to work in Discover Card collections, and I did the "this is a Discover Supervisor" thing all the time haha.
I died when he said he was gonna take the browns to the super bowl 😂😂😂😂😂
Mindx if only it was possible
Heard that one from psych first
I'm going to use that analogy for everyday life....
anne yoder what
Doesn’t that mean he never takes a dumb?
"Triple pregnant Tina."
"Oh shit you know TPT?"
and I lost it
The worst part about credit card company's is how when you try to transfer money to one bank account to a diffrent kind of bank but there are delays despite a lot sharing the same system
Those 'delays' are a scam. Same as the "wait three 'business' days for a check to clear" scam. The Banks take your money, put in their account, use it on Wall Street to make More money, then put it back in your account.
Billions of dollars of no-risk profit for them. Public is totally unaware.
This shit has me rolling. Haha
Trap Music NOW. Fr??!!! Hey im the Creator of that remix at the end just to let u know
We are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom. New slavery, Don't Travel to the USA. Never even for a short time. But if you have to, don't forget don't drink anything at the US embassy and also if you have any special knowledge or skills or an invention, They will steal it from your mind. The US government initially used this method to identify people who intended to harm the United States. but today they use it for many purposes, including stealing information from people, stealing data from peoples minds. And many celebrities like Taylor Swift are helping to lure the US government. they'll see whatever you see you'll never have privacy even with your wife or girlfriend. they'll see whatever you think. when Taylor Swift said I use my best colors for your portrait means it's one of the newest things they're using it. Your silence will help them to do it again and again. They said don't say anything because of The USA. I want to take her to court and ask her for 500M dollars. Anyone who knows about this incident and is aware of it is enough to come and tell the court only the facts he has seen. I have no complaints against those people and for this, I will give you $ 5m of the money I received. When I asked Taylor Swift money, she said No amount of money can clean you. She even mentioned it in one of her songs. She shared all videos on her platform. #TaylorSwiftkiller, #BIDENkiller
After all this happened to me, I Definitely sure Taylor Swift is one of is the most evil and filthy human being in the world. I asked her why did you distribute the film of my life like a live documentary among thousands of people? She replied, "I just wanted to make music." And got an idea from it. She has a private platform that many singers are members of and all of them use it to get ideas. And finally, if the person finds out, he will be paid a sum for the right to remain silent. They want to pay me from $ 10,000 to $ 1,000,000, but that was not the amount I asked for. Those are not only a songs. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders.
Taylor Adolf Hitler, Humans are not your laboratory mice. Taylor Swift is a secret
Nazi.. She ( Taylor Swift) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders. I was used as a laboratory mouse to test new products withoutWe are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom
why do people dislike this, this is hilarious! 😂
XLR8 all the people who work for customer service
570 dislikes
33K likes
People don't dislike this
XLR8 they work at discover card company
Not everyone's like you... shitbreath
People love credit cards and believe that they will "give them rewards" for spending!!
“I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool”
sounds more like masturbation
Norm Lord holy shit, IT DOES 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I gotta go see a man about a horse
One grey t shirt Good taste.
Tom Brady's replica mouth went right over everyone's head.
Dan Pow that's what I was thinking😂😂
Evan Mccormick Me too
you said "head"...ha
That’s cause we completely understand
Dan Pow I don’t get it
“Let me go ahead and get rid of that for ya” *Presses Air*
"Make a bag of fecies pieces.....Gonna free the turtles" PURE GOLD
Release a chocolate hostage
Restock the lake with brown trout
Lol his computer says "deal dash"
good 40dollas
Good catch!
Hilarious!
Beck Burchett for real is this laptop $40
Beck Burchett so funny😂
Me watching this while on break from my call center job for a bank: 👀👀
On break or while you have a customer on hold? Or is that the same thing? 🐱🐱🐱
Get any great tips?
He's got the $40 Deal Dash Computer. And he's got famous Boston people pinned up on his wall - Tom Brady Mahk Walberg, Matt Damon, haha.
Johnny Cage I think I saw a Eli Manning as the dart board.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed the DealDash laptop!! Lmao
Johnny Cage can't you tell this a green screen effect
Discovah Cawd
Andrew R. Lol
Mawk wahlburg would be proud
Andrew R. Nice
They can't help it. English must not be their first language on the east coast. ;)
Andrew R. Hey fellow seapuppo
“The Tom Brady replica mouth” that’s a little weird but I can understand it 😂.
" May he smoke meth in heaven forever......RIP...." Lmao
lol
I'm gonna Take the browns to the Superbowl 💩 I rarely laugh at poop jokes but that one was good 😂 👌
"Superbowl"...I just got the joke. Damn I'm slow, no wonder I'm a drop out!
Reminded me of "Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
I just get it now... Haha
You guys have never heard of that saying lol it’s pretty old, but hey least y’all know now.
@@hidden1319 ok
A lot of these fees are made up😂
This was awesome XD the milo and otis posters in the background just added that special touch
I'm gonna release a chocolate hostage.
I love that he is using the doordash computer from one of his last skits
Ok, I got you all squared away. I’m gonna go ahead and put you on hold.😂
I just ran across your videos and have been binge watching them all day this one is hilarious
Same!
This is what happens when RUclips actually does its job.
Same
Same
Same
“You can do that?”
“yeah, they pretty much let us do what ever we want, I mean honestly a lot of these fees are pretty much made up”
What's that from?
@@Coryiodine he says it in the vid
@@theolives4597 oh this one?
@@Coryiodine yeah
You need to make a JD POWAH shirt.
He should have told Donna he was going to take a JD POWAH shit. ;-)
markg735 XD
yo he's using the $40 laptop from the deal dash video, i am deceased
N Oh rip
“take the Browns to the Super Bowl” fucking best line he’s said by far😂
JD Powah, dont touch me.
Oh no
You love this page
I love the Matt Damon photo in the background. Touches like that make this content pure gold.
The Eli Manning dart board, too. Hahaha.
The $40 laptop from their DealDash video too lol
He’s Boston’s hero
Love Discover, it's my favorite credit card. Never once had a problem with them. But funny video for customer service of most companies these days!
Dude I've worked at a call center for 5 years and I can 100% confirm this accuracy LMFAO 😭🤣😂😅
Dmpsix specifically which parts?
@@Alexia-oh1ng the verification parts for sure.
Sometimes company policies will sit there and have us reps ask ridiculous questions that almost contradict each other.
So when we say something like I'm gonna need two forms of verification but it can't be Birth certificate or drivers license. Later on in the call if the customer needs something specific,we would.probably ask for birth certificate and drivers license lol.
Also the
rep: "do you wanna do this or NOT!?"
Customer: "I guess..."
Rep: "that's what I thought bitch"
Also kinda true, you sometimes get that mindset when dealing with a rude or difficult customer lol
@@Alexia-oh1ng
The "okay sir you don't have to curse to get your point across" too
@Dmpsix Wait, holy fuck, 5 years? How did you manage that? After a year I was so mentaly spent I had to change job asap
How did you survive for 5 years?
keep up the good work!!!
"We treat you like you'd treat you."
So very, very poorly.
Feces pieces! LoL!!
One the best things I've ever heard regarding shit.
unlyricallyrics agreed.
SignatureStampsFan free the turtles!
THE 40 DOLLA DEALDASH COMPUTER!! LMAO 😂🤣😂😆
None Ya little thing like this make me love this channel.
This is the type of ads (commercials) that I would want to watch on RUclips.
''lemme go ahead and get that for ya''
Doesn't even press anything on the keyboard....
The moment I saw this video pop up I knew that I was gonna hear a few shit jokes and laugh
If the rep is willing to fix the fraud charges for me, I’ll happily wait!
Who else noticed Eli manning in the back
Is that the one with darts in it? If so then I did.
And The Adventures Of Milo & Otis poster, lol
LOL along with Matt Damon, Marky Mark (Mark Whalberg)...etc. The little subtle details make it even funnier.
... is there any way I can just tawk to a compuwta??!
yesssssss
You’re doing a NY Long Island accent. Boston people don’t say Tawk... that’s NY. Boston people say “Taaaaak” almost like you’re saying “tact”. Everything in Boston has an “Ahhhh” sound like a person screaming. New Yorkers have an “Awe” sound like someone saying “Aweee how cute!”. Boston accents are trashy as hell and usually mean you’re from poverty or your entire family is from blue collar/white trash. So saying “I walked my dog to the car” in a NY accent would sound like “I Wahlked my DAWG to the Carrrr”. In a Boston accent it would sound like “I Whacked my daaaag in the Caaaahhhhh”. It’s a much more abrasive accent and eventually will give you a headache listening to it. I moved far away from Massachusetts only a few years after living there, and I’m never returning. Worst decision of my life.
@@catcat3964 in Boston it's more like twak than tawk
My new favorite u-tuber real life issues. Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.
I got a discover card ad before the RUclips video played
This guy only has 18 videos, and has 221,772 subscribers
Coaster World ya, apparently people like these commercial videos but I think they stay for the accent.
Coaster World I've been on your profile pic (cannibal)
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Ayy. You're reppin my hometown amusement park in your profile pic.
Coaster World 373,000.
Only someone from Boston will get all the multiple levels here. Like, some of your best friends started as your worst enemies, you got in a fight after school, everyone watched, then you became best friends a couple weeks later... and you were even more horrible to each other.
Also, I knew a dude named Paul and he only had one ball. I wonder if it's the same dude!
Towards the end he missed the keyboard key lol
So bad.
Blake Geuther that's the point lol
"i discover a new fee every month" 😂😂
I really love his laptop. Looks like it probably ran him about 40 bucks.
“Ok sir you do not need to curse to get your point across”
“This-“
“Ok fuckface I’m gonna put you on hold so I can look you up”