40K Lore For Newcomers - The Warhammer 40,000 Timeline: Prehistory - M41 - 40K Theories

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  • Опубликовано: 23 сен 2024

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  • @40KTheories
    @40KTheories  5 лет назад +823

    *Disclaimer* : Due to this compilation being drawn from the previous videos that date up to roughly 6 - 7 months ago (at the time of writing), there may be some information within that is now no longer canon or has since been changed or retconned in some way.
    Also in regards to the decline in audio quality for the narration, this is primarily due to RUclips compressing the file to a stupid degree, and thus there is little I can do from my end to rectify this :(
    Also also, I have just been informed that 006.M31 is mislabelled as 006.M41... *FFFFFFFFFFFU*
    Also also also, the date of the first murder _may_ be inaccurate, due to contradicting sources (hence why it's circa, not an exact date lol).

    • @joshbunton6424
      @joshbunton6424 5 лет назад +50

      Thank you Remleiz for all of your hard work in putting it all together

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 5 лет назад +25

      Fantastic work very informative been 😁
      ps I love you videos keep it up!

    • @jamesbryant8133
      @jamesbryant8133 5 лет назад +14

      Honestly gw was writing lore in the same way.
      Codexs in the same edition would contradict sometimes.

    • @jamie7472
      @jamie7472 5 лет назад +10

      I'm hoping one day there's a xenobiology compilation. Awesome stuff.

    • @solargoomba
      @solargoomba 5 лет назад +13

      Everything is canon but not everything is true.

  • @adamflyshotmail
    @adamflyshotmail 5 лет назад +1735

    >3 hour video
    >2 ads
    You're a mad man, and a saint

    • @adrien9075
      @adrien9075 5 лет назад +66

      I love him even if he cost me some sleep. I love this channel and working my english with his nice voice. Bless him a thousand times.

    • @ieatbootie
      @ieatbootie 5 лет назад +8

      Whats an ad?

    •  4 года назад +2

      @@ieatbootie Advertisment.

    • @ieatbootie
      @ieatbootie 4 года назад +9

      @Dave Schilling RUclips Premium

    • @okamiba
      @okamiba 4 года назад +25

      @@ieatbootie adblock plus*

  • @GreatGreenGoo
    @GreatGreenGoo 5 лет назад +3462

    Watched this for 3 hours and one of the few things I retained is that there exists an ork called Orkimedes

    • @clenjones5748
      @clenjones5748 4 года назад +90

      GreatGreenGoo work out instead white brother

    • @Man52451
      @Man52451 4 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @oomguy9423
      @oomguy9423 4 года назад +130

      Orkimedes: inventor of the tellyporta.

    • @Marcoffs83
      @Marcoffs83 4 года назад +39

      orks are the best:D

    • @juliuscross3324
      @juliuscross3324 4 года назад +24

      Daaaaah orrks.

  • @zerograv185
    @zerograv185 5 лет назад +2252

    I guess covering more than 42,000 years of history in like three and a half hours could be considered brief

    • @s3sellsword
      @s3sellsword 5 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- 5 лет назад +70

      65 million years

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 5 лет назад +23

      Thw majority of which is covered in twenty minutes.

    • @jameslyddall
      @jameslyddall 4 года назад +26

      zerograv185 a little jarring when you think of our own history say from the romans to now and how much turmoil and advances we have made since then. Thats just 1 thousand years. From my own lifetime of the cold war, east west germany, Computing technological progress just makes you think what will change between now and say the next thousand years. Let alone the near future of a hundred years.

    • @dananbutler7800
      @dananbutler7800 4 года назад +11

      @@squirrel_killer- Not really, they covered the first 64.959 million in six minutes or so.

  • @TheJakal87
    @TheJakal87 5 лет назад +1486

    *notification*
    Me: "Woot, new 40k theories."
    *3hours+ in length*
    Me: "Momma didn't raise no quitter."

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 5 лет назад +93

      *Moma didn't raise no heretic*

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 5 лет назад +34

      Do I want sleep at 1 in the morning or do I want to not be accused of heresy... Tough decision

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 лет назад +20

      @@KitKatHexe sleep is for the weak and the dead.

    • @chairmeme6231
      @chairmeme6231 5 лет назад +9

      @@KitKatHexe sleep is for weak organics join us and we will replace those nasty and weak organs.

    • @brettnyrehn261
      @brettnyrehn261 5 лет назад +6

      marines dont need sleep either :P @@chairmeme6231

  • @ShadoWafel
    @ShadoWafel 5 лет назад +961

    3 and a half hours of WH40K lore. Or as 40K fans would call it "a sample"

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 4 года назад +16

      I'm very new to this, and I love how deep and expansive the lore is! It's incredible and I am deeply in love

    • @bladestormviking
      @bladestormviking 4 года назад +22

      it's the reader's digest edit of the cliff's notes edit of the abridged short list....

    • @talizorahnarrayya5916
      @talizorahnarrayya5916 4 года назад +12

      @@fardareismai4495 im also new to the universe, something that I found that has helped me find my way in 40K are the books from the black library

    • @redanjin
      @redanjin 3 года назад

      @@talizorahnarrayya5916 What is that and where can I find it?

    • @talizorahnarrayya5916
      @talizorahnarrayya5916 3 года назад

      @@redanjin Black Library refers to the book universe(?) of WH40K (simmilar to Forgotten Realms and DnD) it contains a LOT of different series my favorite being Ciaphas Cain
      www.blacklibrary.com

  • @PossiblyOmegon
    @PossiblyOmegon 4 года назад +705

    When your gf asks about the little plastic dudes you paint, and you Try to explain it briefly

    • @marksutherlandjr.2121
      @marksutherlandjr.2121 3 года назад +3

      EPIC WIN~

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 года назад +3

      +1

    • @temba92
      @temba92 3 года назад +21

      @Harvey Crewe some of us just enjoy the lore and dont feel like wasting money on those little plastic dudes, but yeah we are heretics for sure.

    • @temba92
      @temba92 3 года назад +10

      @Harvey Crewe i just cant stand all the loyalists who buy new minis before painting and playing with the old ones.

    • @Virakotxa
      @Virakotxa 3 года назад +8

      @@temba92 Heretic thought indeed... But not as much as the false belief in girlfriends asking about the lore of your plastic collection...

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK 5 лет назад +621

    Bless you Rem, as a guy who works the graveyard shift your uploads are a gift from the God Emperor

    • @toddolson4614
      @toddolson4614 4 года назад +1

      20:40 how do you spell the world Lolak? Where is more information on this event.

    • @Suzy9MM
      @Suzy9MM 4 года назад +18

      As a fellow night shifter, it is good to have support Battle-Brother.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +11

      @@Suzy9MM Night-shifters unite! We have nothing to lose but our sleep!

    • @InquisitorFrost
      @InquisitorFrost 3 года назад +5

      1 year later and another third shifter saying thank you!

    • @Cloud4809
      @Cloud4809 2 года назад +3

      12hr night shifter reporting!

  • @UtterSpartan
    @UtterSpartan 5 лет назад +888

    "Brief look at the timeline".

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  5 лет назад +239

      65 million years in roughly three hours is pretty brief to be fair :P

    • @UtterSpartan
      @UtterSpartan 5 лет назад +36

      @@40KTheories that's 40k lore for ya 😆

    • @Dimizar
      @Dimizar 5 лет назад +14

      as brief as Horus trip into the chaos gate in the perspective of his legion

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 года назад +3

      *God-Emperor's

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 года назад +4

      it is basically at 3 hour long highlights reel

  • @76HabeasCorpus
    @76HabeasCorpus 5 лет назад +380

    I can't tell you how many times I've put this on as a kind of bed time story but still haven't got through the whole thing yet before I'm asleep. It's like 40k ASMR for me....

    • @rustyshackleford6874
      @rustyshackleford6874 4 года назад +16

      I do this too with various 40k videos... I have some weird dreams

    • @begaking4304
      @begaking4304 2 года назад +5

      i do this all the time lol. i got through this video in like 2 weeks listening to it every night before i went to bed

    • @steelgear3876
      @steelgear3876 2 года назад +1

      And here I thought I was the only one that did this.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 Год назад +5

      @@rustyshackleford6874 nah fr tell me why the other day I dreamed I was fighting orks but in like a boxing match. It was very weird I was listening to a luetin video so I guess that explains it

    • @Danthemighty1985
      @Danthemighty1985 Год назад +2

      I'm doing this right now brother.

  • @ventrilo0666
    @ventrilo0666 5 лет назад +158

    This is my first introduction to warhammer 40k and I was hooked within the first 10 minutes!

    • @marksutherlandjr.2121
      @marksutherlandjr.2121 5 лет назад +10

      Good for you man. This game/lore, has been one of the grat discoveries of my life

    • @mawgraw4297
      @mawgraw4297 5 лет назад +2

      The rabbit hole only gets deeper....

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 5 лет назад +171

    "Hey I'm sorta interested in Warhammer 40K. You got any videos you can link me?"
    "Here you go."
    "Uhhh...yeah actually I gotta go..."

    • @kevinkellyantonio3040
      @kevinkellyantonio3040 5 лет назад +8

      "Yeah you are gona love it, Orkz, Tau, Chao-....whats wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

    • @jephthaholt
      @jephthaholt 4 года назад +4

      @Straight Busta and that is why I can never get my friends into WH40k, once they see the scale they are like fuck that shit, im out.

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 3 года назад

      @@kevinkellyantonio3040 tell them how space elfs fucked hole into realit and bred chaos god of drugs, rape and techno, if tat doesnt get atention i dont know what will.

  • @GustavoLima-wf5ti
    @GustavoLima-wf5ti 2 года назад +156

    I swear to god, once i got into WH 40K like 5 days ago and i got an idea of how big the universe was, my first thought was "god i hope there's a 3 hours video explaining all this shit", I'm not disappointed.

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 5 лет назад +464

    “Hey I’ve heard that you’re into 40k, and I’ve been wanting to get into the lo-“
    “You’ve got 3 and a half hours?”
    I love this community

    • @robertrutkowski4946
      @robertrutkowski4946 5 лет назад +26

      And this is a SUMMARY.

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 5 лет назад +8

      I've got a brief look at the timeline for you

    • @lewys9204
      @lewys9204 5 лет назад +6

      This story is still just a very small amount of detailed events

    • @zigzera7757
      @zigzera7757 4 года назад +4

      Le0 90 1 if you are actually newish to lore arch warhammer mega series on the rebellion, Armageddon, and my personal fav siege of varaks are good fun and luetin09 deep dives on a few topics are also top notch

  • @pigbimpin4151
    @pigbimpin4151 5 лет назад +382

    There is no prehistory. The warhammer 40k universe has always been stuck on the year M41 999

    • @TDBoedy
      @TDBoedy 5 лет назад +8

      haha

    • @risa123456789
      @risa123456789 5 лет назад +41

      Hey, much better than when they try to advance the timeline... *cough* Age of SIgmar *cough*

    • @watchingvideosalot3960
      @watchingvideosalot3960 5 лет назад +16

      @@risa123456789 I dont think 40k will have it that badly. We'll have to see though.

    • @Illier1
      @Illier1 5 лет назад +32

      didn't the Indominus Crusade claim to last a century? I think we're offically in the 42 Millenium

    • @pedrokantorofthecrimsonfis361
      @pedrokantorofthecrimsonfis361 5 лет назад +9

      Has everyone forgot about the Horus heresy here or something, filthy casuals

  • @lLegion2011
    @lLegion2011 5 лет назад +103

    Am i the only one who expected the last one to be "The Adeptus Custodes manage to install an ancient "Text-to-Speech" device to the golden throne, managing to give the Emperor the ability to speak to the empire once again"?

    • @waterpicker6879
      @waterpicker6879 4 года назад +6

      That's for when he returns making theories about the TTS timeline.

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 года назад +1

      🙄

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 года назад +1

      No.
      Internally: *they must never know*

  • @TT-md7mm
    @TT-md7mm 3 года назад +58

    I've watched this like 20 times and I'm STILL picking up parts of things that I didn't catch. You're an absolute legend for making this!

    • @TT-md7mm
      @TT-md7mm 3 года назад +6

      Also, holy shit they ain't lying when they say a lot of this Imperium stuff gets lost in paperwork, SO many departments within departments! The Emperor would be LIVID!

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 5 лет назад +102

    33:50
    *"I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS! WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT??!?"*

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 года назад +6

      That's because no one cares, you big red nerd!
      *WOLF! WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!*
      ruclips.net/video/TcluNaF4Zj4/видео.html

  • @LMoftheCoast
    @LMoftheCoast 5 лет назад +213

    You missed a bit of early lore in M3 my good man!
    In early M3 humanity’s first foray into warp drive technology was accidentally created upon a ship called the “Event Horizon”. The ship’s “gravity” drive unknowingly punched through into the Immaterium, without the later created Gellar field technology to protect them the crew went insane, and the ship itself was likely possessed by what we now call a “Demon”. After the loss of the ship, crew and a rescue team during the ship’s maiden test flight the technology was swiftly abandoned.
    ;)

    • @thatlonewolfguy2878
      @thatlonewolfguy2878 5 лет назад +37

      Honestly I've always seen Event Horizon as an actual precursor to 40k in terms of prehistory

    • @jackrogers5712
      @jackrogers5712 5 лет назад +21

      That's a fun fan theory/head canon for sure. I'm gonna need to rewatch that movie.

    • @morgott13
      @morgott13 5 лет назад +27

      @@jackrogers5712 now that you know about 40k there is no way you won't think what he wrote was spot on. the ship literally goes into the warp and shows back up 7 years later where only a day has passed on the ship. then you get to watch people be corrupted by the warp in real time. the parallels are very interesting.

    • @matthuckabey007
      @matthuckabey007 5 лет назад +2

      That movie was lame

    • @duncanegberts8640
      @duncanegberts8640 4 года назад +4

      @@jackrogers5712 The directors intended it to be.

  • @marksutherlandjr.2121
    @marksutherlandjr.2121 5 лет назад +73

    The title kept me away from this video. In truth it's actually a friggen great video. Should have 5x the views. I think people well versed in 40k lore like me, end up taking a pass on this particular video. Took me to long to watch this. It's a gem. Thanks for the hard work making this lengthy video.

  • @saintvalleyhappy89
    @saintvalleyhappy89 2 года назад +9

    I watch this to help me sleep and every time I replay it, I learn and remember something new. I love this.

    • @giovannigiorgio3211
      @giovannigiorgio3211 2 года назад +1

      its taken me almost two weeks to get through this. falling asleep every night haha

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 3 года назад +11

    So _this_ is where that dialect came from.
    "Could the Emperor be rebuilt entirely out of cyberdongs?"
    "Are legs actually vehicles driven by tiny snotlings?"

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro 4 года назад +107

    So much lore to cover!
    Your dedication to the stories of the 40k Universe, is most impressive.
    You truly are a Lore Master,
    Remleiz.

    • @Xion_Toshiro
      @Xion_Toshiro 4 года назад +3

      *Finished!*
      Took a few days, though. Several meals and cooked & consumed,
      To the very narrative of this video.
      Such meticulous dedication to the lore of Warhammer 40k... the artwork even fits and adorns every scene.
      Even the Credits are alphabetized.
      As the end drew closer & closer,
      Things got crazier, and crazier - I was even on edge, yearning to know what happens next.
      Thank you, Remleiz; this was a truly masterful storytelling and experience, of the 40k Universe...
      I barely even know where begin from here... I see so many recommended videos on your Channel - I will certainly watch them; but for now, I must rest, and meditate upon what I have learned... 3 hours & 21 minutes of content is alot to absorb.
      I learned... *everything.*

  • @arftrooper2057
    @arftrooper2057 4 года назад +31

    “For newcomers” I didn’t know what the hell was going on for most of this and it took me till the end of the video to figure out which legions were traitorous but still very interesting

    • @kinguin7
      @kinguin7 2 года назад

      Yeah, I know little but more than 0, and I'm fairly lost.

  • @northstar7775
    @northstar7775 4 года назад +5

    Whats this?
    Space Vampires, Intergalactic Bugs, Satan in 4 flavours, Jacked up Punisher, Communist Robots, Gimpsuited Assassins, Perverted Elves, a Weeb and a Nerd, Space Vikings, that Spartacus meme and fuck I can't make up anymore but this is genius

  • @newguardian5725
    @newguardian5725 5 лет назад +60

    Holy shit 3 hours 20mins?
    I’ll listen to this on my drive home from Adelaide to Melbourne 🤣👌🏻

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 5 лет назад

      If youve watched the timeline videos then watching this would be pretty redundant

  • @axxleseventeen1622
    @axxleseventeen1622 4 года назад +63

    I'm new to Warhammer so I wanted to be caught up on the lore. I'm not going to lie It was a little confusing at times but it was very enjoyable. Thanks for the upload! Now off to build my tyranid army!

  • @PlagueOfGripes
    @PlagueOfGripes 4 года назад +143

    At some point you forget this is supposed to be a history of the galaxy, and it turns into an endless list of meaningless battles within the Imperium, against itself. GW has a bit of a problem with its human-fixation.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 4 года назад +11

      Yeah but I think that's more of gw's problem than the presenters.

    • @gvardiecky9507
      @gvardiecky9507 4 года назад +12

      @@Sara3346 yeah, i think it too. they got problem.... maybe, just maybe we should clean them form worship of SJW.... or, we shall begun the glorius crusade for unification and salvation of all 40K fans to prepare for final battle upon holy terra. only one side will be victorious. we have to maintain steadfast progress of humanity. those that want tear our history and our civilization down, should be publicly ashamed. or we can draw dicks on their heads... there are many possibilities.

    • @qtigrizzly490
      @qtigrizzly490 4 года назад +3

      I mean... Humans tho.

    • @pinkmenace7590
      @pinkmenace7590 3 года назад +3

      @Harvey Crewe Wdym? Humanity is presented fairly weak, and stupid. It took us until 22,000AD to create AI. Yet any time afterwards some factions seem to have no trouble doing from scratch mellianil later.
      An example of this stupidity would the lack of basic automation, and how the empire treats it subjects (the humans) as disposable. There really is no reason to believe that entire hive citys, planets, and entire ships of guard men wouldn't be in constant revolt because they are treated. This would pretty quickly much cripple the empire almost overnight.
      Even China ultimately bows down to the common man. Without the common man allowing themselves to be ruled XI Jinping head would be on a pike.
      The way religion is presented would not long last. There are six major sects of christianity and three major sects of Islam. Even though there is an 'official' goverment sect, there is no reason to believe that a society that large wouldn't have different sects, regardless of how much control they main governing body has (terra). This becomes an issue because it would create additional identity's to fight over.
      The problem is that 40k was established in 1987 so all the ideas for technology are established under that

    • @gvardiecky9507
      @gvardiecky9507 3 года назад +3

      @Aspiring Bod i see, weakling here, was my humor too ofensive for you ? Im soooo sorry. Let SJW, spineless creatures, feminist, blm And other idiots who dont listen to facts, fuck up humanity little bit more! Yaaay its fun seeing people losing their jobs, and have destroyed lives And knowing that feeling patriotic to humanity Is bad, myees please continue vomiting your bullshit more. And excuse my entral Europe ass for not knowing how to write correctly And my magic brick for autocorrect. Please feel free to go And fuck yourself to the luna

  • @magosmarechferracioli1128
    @magosmarechferracioli1128 4 года назад +15

    "You have been in this corner for NINE-GODS-DAMNED MILLENIA?!"
    Basically anyone @ me when I'm watching this.

  • @finnley905
    @finnley905 4 года назад +22

    I love how brief 8n Warhammer terms, is 3+ hours.

  • @BowBowBoxing
    @BowBowBoxing 4 года назад +30

    This is my intro to 40k. Kept seeing interesting bits of lore across the web and this was my first actual search. I'm 40 minutes in so far (watching in spurts) and I'm reading Horus Rising (where a forum suggested I start 40k with). I LOVE this shit.
    Illuminate the truth Brothers.

  • @gr8tbigtreehugger
    @gr8tbigtreehugger 2 года назад +29

    Thanks for this comprehensive video! Great writing, narration, art direction - much appreciated!
    40K lore is so massive! Palpatine would be just a minor villian when juxtaposed against the scale of 40K.

  • @brandonaughtman9091
    @brandonaughtman9091 5 лет назад +57

    *Hours after watching video*
    Remleiz: "He tapped upon his computer looking for answers how to properly plant tomatoes."
    Me: Why is your voice narrating my life now?!

    • @TheMalkavianmadman
      @TheMalkavianmadman 5 лет назад +1

      Why are you trying to turn a tomato into a planet?

    • @brandonaughtman9091
      @brandonaughtman9091 5 лет назад +7

      @@TheMalkavianmadman Ahirman said he give me a shiny Warp Penny if I did good. (But really I meant plant.)

    • @TheMalkavianmadman
      @TheMalkavianmadman 5 лет назад +1

      @@brandonaughtman9091 i figured it was a misspelling :p

    • @brandonaughtman9091
      @brandonaughtman9091 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheMalkavianmadman Chaos is weird like that. :P

  • @wander_boi69
    @wander_boi69 5 лет назад +12

    As someone getting back into 40K after an absence since the 4th ed. (have been drawn back in by various lore videos) this was much appreciated. Particularly the tail end filled me in a lot on what appear to have been the key conflicts setting up the 8th ed. that were after my time. Much thanks.

    • @socalghia
      @socalghia 3 года назад +1

      Ya....I got in on the 3rd edition. For months now all I can listen to is lore. Love how much has happened.

  • @undrachvrsage
    @undrachvrsage 3 года назад +20

    Damn dude, you put in work. This was really interesting, and very helpful to have it all in chronological order (and clearly marked).
    As a new fan of 40k, thanks man.

  • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
    @Mankorra_Gomorrah 4 года назад +11

    The Horus Heresy civil war is really well fleshed out. A lot of franchises like to throw some sort of disaster or civil war into the backstory of their main faction as a cheap way to make it interesting but GW crafted a very realistic scenario which does much more to explain the situation in 40k than a lot of other stories civil wars.

  • @j03T3XAz
    @j03T3XAz 3 года назад +4

    Me: “So whats the story of Warhammer?"
    Warhammer: "Well...how much time do you have?"

  • @Xanaseb
    @Xanaseb 3 года назад +4

    I just want to commend the fact you employed over 3 hours of stunning artwork without repeating much of it. The 40k universe has epic future gothic art.

  • @zulgore5548
    @zulgore5548 4 года назад +16

    So...could we talk about Remleiz's sudden outbursts of enthusiasm whenever he's pronouncing the most ridiculous names? Seriously, he's always calm and serene...EXEPT for when he's talking about the demon prince Gara'gugul'gor, in that moment i can basically HEAR him smirk. :D

  • @NevsTechBits
    @NevsTechBits Месяц назад +1

    I really enjoy and appreciate this continuity of Warhammer 40k. Lots of fun to listen to while I work on computers. Your voice lends itself as a proper narrator. Good on you buddy. Sending you positivity because you deserve it.

  • @Escobeezy
    @Escobeezy 5 лет назад +21

    Well, looks like I’m not sleeping tonight

  • @matthuckabey007
    @matthuckabey007 5 лет назад +6

    I have the most epic dreams when I play this while I sleep....epic man, epic. Thank you LT.

    • @lostonpurpose3734
      @lostonpurpose3734 3 года назад

      There should be a 8 or 10 hour version.

    • @generaldoomer2455
      @generaldoomer2455 2 года назад

      I never have dreams but I had so many last night listening to this last night

  • @hexwrench4433
    @hexwrench4433 5 лет назад +83

    Will there be a pop quiz at the end of the lecture?

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 5 лет назад +21

      Yes and Tzeentch will be grading you so make sure to cheat as much as possible.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 года назад +5

      Aww~ I was hoping the teacher of sex-ed class was doing it. I hear they're _pretty_ hot.

    • @jephthaholt
      @jephthaholt 4 года назад +7

      @@jocosesonata sadly Tzeentch couldn't make it, so the Political Science teacher, Yarrick, will be grading it. If he drops something, pick it up for him, its hard for him to use his prosthetic, its a bit unwieldy.

  • @edvfya9922
    @edvfya9922 3 года назад +6

    You are a literal 40k Saint for doing this sir. Well done, I'm gonna love this!

  • @cernunnos_lives
    @cernunnos_lives 4 года назад +4

    I can't believe I watched this for a 3rd time. You most definitely have dedication, focus, & love for Warhammer 40K.

  • @Jc-lh4mr
    @Jc-lh4mr 2 года назад +2

    Me, who has never heard of Warhammer 40k "Ah yes, I see.".

  • @zenlarrushiro3607
    @zenlarrushiro3607 5 лет назад +21

    A 3 hour long compilation?
    "*Go get me some movie food damnit!*"

  • @sostrongineedmoreofyourmon974
    @sostrongineedmoreofyourmon974 3 года назад +7

    I really wish some company would get licensed to create a Warhammer 40k mmorpg. I’d love to play as a Space Marine with the player starting as a generic human and with a true death struggle to both earn the opportunity to become an Astartes and the likelihood of truly dying just trying to achieve assimilation of a Chapters gene seed.
    I wouldn’t care if I had to die repeatedly for months, I’d find it worth it in the end to eventually become an Astartes of The Space Wolves.

    • @Nixo66
      @Nixo66 2 года назад

      We all want this

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 5 лет назад +10

    Take a shot every time he says 'swath of destruction'

  • @baronvonkek8467
    @baronvonkek8467 4 года назад +1

    > 3 hour long video
    > one ad at the beginning, one at the end
    What a fucking legend.

  • @vainbelmont6645
    @vainbelmont6645 4 года назад +12

    Bought a Warhammer 40K tabletop game back in the 90's. Thought it was cool, kinda like Hero Quest. I could use the cards and miniatures to create my own game! I tried to learn the lore but internet wasn't really formed yet.
    Played 5 times, lost some of the miniatures...
    25 years later this...
    Tried listening while doing the dishes... impossible without images.
    But i'm invested now so thank you :)

  • @back_to_the_couch
    @back_to_the_couch 5 лет назад +16

    TIL: Spacewolves once had Bluetooth

    • @uzrdutiutfiztdf3545
      @uzrdutiutfiztdf3545 3 года назад +1

      actually that is a reference to king Harold Bluetooth, who was king of Denmark during viking times. Also the bluetooth technology was named after him, because he was the first to suceeed with connecting all the people of his realm (by using written language from the new Christian church)

  • @ChopperSouthern
    @ChopperSouthern 5 лет назад +8

    I love the artwork you combine with your presentations. Most other "Warhammer 40 K" RUclips Lore presenters use the same old stuff they've scraped from 1 page of google images. Thanks for keeping it fresh and original.

  • @lowenergyvideos4658
    @lowenergyvideos4658 5 лет назад +34

    Hey cool something to watch while I unpack my shopping a-
    Oh.......oh ok hang on
    *turns on a Paradox strategy game, pours self a glass of wine*
    Ok...now I am ready, wasn't planning on doing much today anyway....

    • @rayanhey2411
      @rayanhey2411 5 лет назад +6

      I did the same but without the wine , I played stellaris

  • @knightzix_01
    @knightzix_01 5 лет назад +41

    You could say 40k Theories Timeline Database THe MOVIE LOL

  • @TrebleAmp
    @TrebleAmp 4 года назад +19

    This is a masterpiece sir! The effort put into this is truly astonishing!

  • @GTGLinx
    @GTGLinx 5 лет назад +7

    Amasec + Corpse starch + 3 hours of divine lecture for free ? By the Emperor ! Was worth coming to work today

  • @Mynutshard
    @Mynutshard 10 месяцев назад +1

    I told someone I like world building in stories. They showed me this and I cannot be more thankful

  • @legend91678
    @legend91678 4 года назад +4

    I wonder why I'm just learning of Warhammer 40k literally 4 Days Ago. The Whole Official & Unofficial lore is off the chain. Can't help but believe that, Once upon a time This has Taken Place in the Ancient Pasts of Earth's History. The Lore is so vast that it's LEGENDARY. I can see something Similar happening in the Far Off FUTURE. With War Being Fought Senslessly over Natural Resources and Technologies that has been Around for Centuries, proven by archeological dig sites, I wouldn't be surprised if they have found an Space Marine Suit and have Hidden it from Modern Day Society.

  • @nfc14g
    @nfc14g 4 года назад +1

    This is going to be one of those videos I relax to and watch before bed, fall asleep in 8 minutes and spend 10 minutes each night to find where I was at last. Will update review in 2 months. Thank you for this content though seriously, looking forward to getting through it!

  • @davidbredeson5783
    @davidbredeson5783 4 года назад +3

    every one of these mentions can probably be expanded upon in a 30-3hr long video...
    im going to be here for so long

  • @Gopher286
    @Gopher286 Год назад +2

    Thank you for doing this! I built my combat patrol by the time this video ended and now it’s infused with something amazing. Can’t imagine how much time you spent compiling all of this!

  • @legend91678
    @legend91678 4 года назад +4

    This by Far is The Most Interesting in Fiction that I believe to be Some what TRUE and Secretly taking place in our Realm TODAY.

  • @blainealexander5091
    @blainealexander5091 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is what RUclips is for. Thank you! At 36, I have been looking for a new hobby and this might be it!

  • @trisial6997
    @trisial6997 5 лет назад +4

    Tysm for this!!! I've been looking to understand 40k for awhile now and this is perfect.

  • @coops3600
    @coops3600 4 года назад +2

    One thing I will say about traitor primarchs is that their RGB lighting is fucking on point.

  • @maxxcreese9911
    @maxxcreese9911 5 лет назад +13

    Brief look at the timeline
    looks at time...
    3 HRS
    OH BOY!!!!

  • @erinogas3700
    @erinogas3700 2 года назад +1

    Lore Writers: How much lore should we create
    Other lore writer: YES

  • @garrettcrabtree3401
    @garrettcrabtree3401 5 лет назад +13

    “We’ll be looking at a brief timeline of 40k” *3hour long video*

  • @flipnutdodad8841
    @flipnutdodad8841 5 лет назад +4

    This video is epic! Thank you for producing it.

  • @temugebagira6592
    @temugebagira6592 3 года назад +1

    My youtube stoped working youtube just couldn't contain you gurth and epicness

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 5 лет назад +4

    I love when you can tell exactly what was written by Matt Ward just from listening to the event. Calgar beats an Avatar of Khaine to death in single combat? Yeah, uh huh, definitely.

  • @NinjaMatoh
    @NinjaMatoh 5 месяцев назад +1

    Got my wife and kiddo into this hobby ten years after I went on hiatus. I pointed them both to this vid

  • @chrism.7760
    @chrism.7760 5 лет назад +4

    "Lore for newcomers" also "3 1/2 hour video". :D
    Can't wait to listen to it while painting.

  • @trellean31
    @trellean31 4 года назад +2

    I play this on my phone at night when going to bed, and wait for my GF to fall asleep then I slide my phone next to her head.
    If I cant convince her to play. I will slowly implant 40K Lore into her subconscious... Did this Deathguard lore, and it worked... Now seeing if I can get the rest to stick.

  • @PartOfTheGame
    @PartOfTheGame 5 лет назад +15

    3:21:22 long. A full timeline. My approval.

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong Год назад +2

    I always send this to people I know who are just getting into 40k. It's a pretty good introduction!

  • @MagixxDOPE
    @MagixxDOPE 2 года назад +6

    LOVE!

  • @t-rex_tion9612
    @t-rex_tion9612 4 года назад +1

    Swear to god I've fallen asleep watching YT to find this video being watched multiple times lol

  • @sstsaldana24
    @sstsaldana24 3 года назад +6

    Wow great work bud!! Love the info and your commentary 👌!! I never knew the warhammer realms were so intricate. The way this timeline is exolained it seems like the humans and eldari are the source and power of the chaos gods. The orks and other races seem like the good guys to me

  • @PhilBarratt
    @PhilBarratt 5 лет назад +3

    Imagine not liking a in depth, well researched piece about the entire history of 40k. Because 23 people didn't lol

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 4 года назад +9

    I dont know what's sadder, the fact that I spent my friday night watching this entire video without a second thought, or that I already knew about pretty much every event that was covered. I need to get a life haha

  • @jrtrack837
    @jrtrack837 Год назад +2

    Warhammer 40k really is just grimdark Dune

  • @georgesulea
    @georgesulea 5 лет назад +4

    This.is.amazing. You have created
    a Warhammer document of massive breadth and depth. MAY THE EMPEROR BLESS YOU!

  • @Empress_Theresa
    @Empress_Theresa Год назад +1

    Believe or not, I got a 40K ad before this video. What are odds of that?

  • @MattBrain9336
    @MattBrain9336 3 года назад +3

    The most unbelievable thing about the 40k lore is it took 20,000 years before humans created sentient AI
    At the pace we are going now, it should take about 200 to 2,000 years

  • @Ben-ii5oy
    @Ben-ii5oy 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the best history of 40k video out there

  • @reproductionmaster7271
    @reproductionmaster7271 5 лет назад +7

    and in none of these is the release date of the world eaters codex

  • @Garethsmod
    @Garethsmod 7 месяцев назад

    I feel like if i had the entirety of the 40k lore uploaded into my brain in like mere seconds my brain would just die.

  • @AmentiVZ
    @AmentiVZ 5 лет назад +16

    Starting at about 36:30, the timeline is mislabeled as 006.M41, when it should be 006.M31.

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  5 лет назад +22

      *FFFFFFFFFFFFUU*

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  5 лет назад +18

      In all seriousness though, thank you pointing this out. I've mentioned that in the pinned comment.

  • @spacho3740
    @spacho3740 5 лет назад +1

    This video works because it leaves you with so many questions as to which you find the answers to through other stupidly long videos ... I love it!

  • @MiroslavBrkic
    @MiroslavBrkic 5 лет назад +8

    Emperor grant me strength... I will endure.

  • @rollingfire3471
    @rollingfire3471 5 лет назад +1

    I could just imagine the editors looking at this and say this is where the fun begins

    • @40KTheories
      @40KTheories  5 лет назад +3

      There was little fun in editing this I can tell you first hand xD It took over 30 attempts to render.

  • @jamesbryant8133
    @jamesbryant8133 5 лет назад +3

    3 hours +?
    Much respect 😉

  • @Tomatowormprince
    @Tomatowormprince 5 лет назад +2

    I felt like I was dying this morning. I watched this videos, because if I was going to die I want to be learned on the history of 40k in my last moments.

  • @jaysquatchgaming739
    @jaysquatchgaming739 4 года назад +3

    Yeaaah, I'm gonna have to have you run that by me again. I think I missed a few things there brother.

  • @TheMalkavianmadman
    @TheMalkavianmadman 5 лет назад +8

    What if Russ' orders to capture Magnus hadn't been changed by horus?

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 4 года назад +2

      I'd say Magnus would have likely remained loyal, and his entire legion would likely go on a penitent crusade.

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 4 года назад

      If so I guess Magnus would still be punished by his father to clean the Imperial Palace's attic for 1 millenia

  • @JohnnyMn4monic
    @JohnnyMn4monic 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for this, I've been into 40k for 4 years and i didn't know the main time-line until now

  • @jayrodmurderface
    @jayrodmurderface 4 года назад +3

    Ah, the deranged tech priest

  • @Tito_Silva
    @Tito_Silva 2 года назад +2

    I know I'm very late. But I'd like to thank you. You did a great job and you deserve recognition. Thanks for helping out a Warhammer noob like me