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  • @Luetin09
    @Luetin09  6 лет назад +1141

    Join us and contribute: ruclips.net/user/Luetin09community
    If you enjoy this video, please hit the LIKE. These videos do take quite some time, I always seem to end up finishing it in some mad rush at 5am...but I am hoping to get out more very soon.
    What would you like me to cover next in the series?

    • @dennisolovsson4390
      @dennisolovsson4390 6 лет назад +19

      Hey,
      I really appreciate you putting all of this together! If it weren't for your series on the emperor, 40k would've never caught my interest and I wouldn't have an almost finished Tau army by now :)
      That being said, I'd love to see your take on the Tau!
      Cheers

    • @dennisolovsson4390
      @dennisolovsson4390 6 лет назад +11

      Thanks for your insight, that really swayed my opinon on the matter.

    • @emileriksen2481
      @emileriksen2481 6 лет назад +10

      Your 40k stuff is AMAZING. Do something interesting like Sisters of Battle or story of the Eldar and Slaneesh

    • @OriginalTurgeis
      @OriginalTurgeis 6 лет назад +6

      Ahoy! So glad you are back to 40K content :D
      I would love for you to go over the creation of the Dark Eldar. I know it had something to do with Eldar getting pyschic power hungry and this actually made Slaanesh but the details are lost on me. It'd be wonderful if you could fill me in.

    • @jwbrooks55
      @jwbrooks55 6 лет назад +3

      Luetin09 I honestly don’t care which topic you do. Your 40k lore videos are the best on RUclips. Keep them coming!

  • @gubzs
    @gubzs 3 года назад +5144

    "Purple is the stealthiest color!"
    "How you know dat?"
    "You ever see a purple ork?"

    • @andrewplck
      @andrewplck 2 года назад +168

      S T E L L A R

    • @dodoguy
      @dodoguy 2 года назад +217

      Yo diz ork smurt

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 2 года назад +186

      Some random purple ork:
      REALITY CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT
      *krumps half the greenskins*

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад +57

      Trazyn stole the purple Orks

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 2 года назад +1

      @@SamueL-td7fb And he regretted it ever since. Now he cant get rid of the damn hooting howling green skinned baboons.

  • @OodldoodlNoodlesocks
    @OodldoodlNoodlesocks 6 лет назад +18255

    If I were thrown into the 40k universe and told to choose a faction, I would choose orks because they are the only race who seems to be having a genuinely good time.

    • @markosimunic4770
      @markosimunic4770 6 лет назад +2991

      War is basicaly a playground for them.Let me tell you a story where Tuska Daemon-Killa led an entire WAAAGH on a goddamn hilarious rampage through the Eye of Terror.When Cadia found out about and incoming ork WAAAGGHH, of course they prepared their defences (Which are problably overkill since Cadia is near the eye of terror) only for the Orks to land near one of cadias moons, which of course confused the hell out of the guard.Imagine their increased WTF confusion when the Orks instead of attacking Cadia (like they expected) they charged the eye of terror.After a long (and fun) battle with Khornes daemons, Tuska (before he died) basicaly grabbed and squashed one of the Bloodthirsters balls.Khorne found the entire battle so amusing that he keeps resurecting Tuska and his WAAAGH just so he could have something interesting to watch, each day, every day.Tuska and his WAAAGH are probably THE most happiest WAAAGH in the galaxy. Its like Valhala but with orks.
      Or the one story where and Ork warboss went back in time to kill himself so he can have two of his favourite guns.The or were soooo goddamn confused by this outcome that the entire WAAAGH stoped with whatever war they were haveing.

    • @GeorgeOConnorFilms
      @GeorgeOConnorFilms 5 лет назад +674

      I agree, either them or Nurgle CSM. I mean, you're simply a slave to a giant rotting God but you don't feel any pain so that's a pretty nice perk although Orks do seem to be having more fun.

    • @Teyl1
      @Teyl1 5 лет назад +517

      Orks just wanna have funnnn!

    • @theverywhimsicaltrex2402
      @theverywhimsicaltrex2402 5 лет назад +92

      Oodldoodl Noodlesocks brother we must die for the empirium brother all there is is death 1 blood angel equals 500 of anything else

    • @Andrewlang90
      @Andrewlang90 5 лет назад +85

      marko simunic Do you know any novels that concentrate moreso on orks? I’ve read a few Warhammer books, but would like a book or 3 if possible on orks

  • @jamesmoulder7708
    @jamesmoulder7708 2 года назад +1341

    Ork strategy: find out how many soldiers the enemy has, then reduce that number to zero.

    • @ripmadhatter4948
      @ripmadhatter4948 2 года назад +97

      Too many steps. Just fight

    • @Katiey10
      @Katiey10 2 года назад +33

      @@ripmadhatter4948 simply i see i kill “friendly fire is on”

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 2 года назад +17

      The Tyranids basically use the same strategy.

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 2 года назад +16

      Nah, Ork strategy is: WAAAAGH!

    • @JackMoore0311
      @JackMoore0311 Год назад +11

      strategy that sounds like a humie idea.

  • @exi8550
    @exi8550 2 года назад +2502

    “The orks worship two gods. One is brutal and cunning. The other is cunning and brutal”
    I dont know how you can say that without busting out into laughter, that’s comedy gold

    • @greyknighttexan3299
      @greyknighttexan3299 2 года назад +118

      Or is it comedy gold, then you burst into laughter.

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 2 года назад +129

      in warhammer fantasy age of sigmar they are a single, two headed, god, one head mork one head gork. and they call em gorkamorka. Apparently they are the same there as in 40k. meaning the chaos gods want NOTHING to do with that two headed belligerent lunatic and actively seek to AVOID its notice and pissing it off. Orks rule in BOTH settings.

    • @fhistleb
      @fhistleb 2 года назад +78

      @@lornbaker1083 I love that even Khorne can't stand them.

    • @szewc0svd
      @szewc0svd 2 года назад +61

      Two gods have one another to fight with.
      One god will be boooring, three and more gods - too many gods to remember who is why.
      It's Orky and brilliant.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 2 года назад +21

      It’s quite genius actually.

  • @thomas4092
    @thomas4092 4 года назад +4738

    Tank top speed: 60kmph
    Same tank painted red: 59.99kmph
    Same red tank piloted by orks: 500kmph

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 года назад +408

      Implying that red paint adds weight and therefore makes regular tanks slower

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 4 года назад +89

      @@pandagamer-hg5be what? More weight makes something faster according to you

    • @proxy624
      @proxy624 4 года назад +117

      @@echo_ironside8006 maybe he's an orc 🤷

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 4 года назад +139

      @@proxy624 *Ork, get it right ya git!

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 года назад +42

      It's such a stupid concept that only the Ork have this psychic ability

  • @SubGamer1
    @SubGamer1 5 лет назад +2604

    "They have just become very effective at existing" That is one of my favorite ways to describe orks

    • @monkeybusiness673
      @monkeybusiness673 4 года назад +53

      @Katell Drouet Together with "Whoever is biggest, is just MORE RIGHT!"

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +57

      i like the quote "they even adapted camoflauge, albeit very bright camoflauge"

    • @rafenwulf
      @rafenwulf 4 года назад +21

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Or the one about teeth as currency. When you run out of your own teeth, just bash someone in the face in to get some more!

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +9

      @@rafenwulf there's a lot of good quotes

    • @TomasPabon
      @TomasPabon 4 года назад +11

      quite an achievment in the 40k universe, most fail miserably at it

  • @Tabuu_
    @Tabuu_ 2 года назад +2399

    "Smash things together until, by some miracle, it just works."
    - Ork Hodd Toward

  • @Barnesofthenorth
    @Barnesofthenorth 2 года назад +1521

    I love that the giant inter-Ork war that toppled the Blood Axes dominance was known as "The big party". You really can't help but love the Orks

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад +135

      A civil war in the Imperium meant the loss of most of the Primarchs, nearly all technological progress and the Emperor himself.
      A civil war in Ork society meant a giant party and tons of fun for everyone involved!

    • @kirbo7184
      @kirbo7184 Год назад +45

      orks are genuinely the best race to be in warhammer, the hellish life of fighting will be fun to you, you can basically do anything you believe in, and you get to be a fungi

    • @DdraigGoch84
      @DdraigGoch84 Год назад +5

      I’m about to take the plunge and they may be my faction

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +16

      @@DdraigGoch84 In the table top they have the BEST rule. "Dakka Dakka Dakka" On a 6 you roll again. I had a simple, average, grunt of an Ork headbutt an IMPERIAL KNIGHT and kill it. It was the first action I had on that turn. The guy I was playing against just laughed. That was a 4th of his army's points gone on the first action in the first round all because Orkz iz best!
      Orks have some of the most fun and batshit random rules. There is no such thing as a salty ork player. Any that pick that faction tend to be laid back and just accept the dice as they happen lol.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Год назад +1

      My Morks & Mindies tattoo endorses this tattoo.

  • @banneduser5187
    @banneduser5187 6 лет назад +4564

    Ork Logic (cant lose) = if you fight and win, you win. If you fight and lose, you run away and win tomorrow. If you fight and die, you can't lose if you're dead so you win!

    • @PezzaHando
      @PezzaHando 6 лет назад +327

      Scouse Beefy They pretty much win by dying anyway because they spread more spores when they die then if they live and grow more orks

    • @menghao737
      @menghao737 5 лет назад +220

      Ork Leader Logic (F$%@!!!!) "WhY Won't yOu close, PoRtaL!" (shoots) "CLoSe PoRtAl!" (throws grenade) "CLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSSEEE PPPPPPOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAALLLL" (savagely headbutts portal... ...portal closes)

    • @jhorbirnlokrisson6528
      @jhorbirnlokrisson6528 5 лет назад +65

      REAL OKS DO NOT RUN AWEY ONLY GITZ DO SO

    • @andrewevans5750
      @andrewevans5750 5 лет назад +9

      khanate of the orks

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 5 лет назад +91

      "IN ORDA TA DUFEET DUH ENEMY YOUZ GOTTA KNOW DUH ENEMY."
      DATS PROPPA PURFOUND DAT.
      IZ GUNNA WRITE DAT DOWN ON ME FAVORITE SQUIG.

  • @ty_thebigbug4791
    @ty_thebigbug4791 4 года назад +4384

    I love that 40k is so grim dark that even the comic relief is ridiculously overpowered

    • @Leo-pb9to
      @Leo-pb9to 3 года назад +118

      40k created grimdark

    • @filipevasconcelos4409
      @filipevasconcelos4409 3 года назад +317

      Honestly, if there is a single soul having fun in 40K, it's probably an ORK

    • @pablopiano8755
      @pablopiano8755 3 года назад +56

      @@filipevasconcelos4409 or a tau cause they are the most peacfull race in 40k i guess?

    • @709mash
      @709mash 3 года назад +34

      The power of WWAAAGGGHHH!

    • @egiltroubadour826
      @egiltroubadour826 3 года назад +116

      I mean technically they are the only ones winning in 40k because fighting is all they live for xD

  • @mrswb
    @mrswb 2 года назад +745

    In the words of Trazyn, "Nothing in the whole galaxy is as dangerous as an ork having fun."

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад +29

      Of course, they leave nothing for him to steal!

    • @wolfgangervin2582
      @wolfgangervin2582 Год назад +16

      My favorite 40k character commenting on my favorite 40k faction. Nice.

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 2 года назад +579

    Orks are one of the best realised alien species in all of science fiction. Relatable enough that you can have them as proper antagonists or protagonists in a story, but utterly bizarre in so many other ways, with a society that seems insane by human standards but has perfect internal logic.

    • @DrTimeSCPPsych
      @DrTimeSCPPsych Год назад +31

      And by modern internet standards.. 100% memeable

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 4 года назад +2791

    I bet orcs and tyranids have a fun time when fighting eachother, never ending war for the orcs, never ending biomass for the tyranids

    • @Hallzor
      @Hallzor 4 года назад +125

      @Liam Hagenson that sounds awesome! Is that story from a book?

    • @Postc0ital_mal0ne
      @Postc0ital_mal0ne 4 года назад +92

      @Liam Hagenson this lore is something ..

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 года назад +256

      .... doesn't this result in a perpetual energy generator? Like something that will never stop producing more energy/mass than is put into it? You could theoretically harvest the heat generated by the living bodies explosions gunfire and friction for infinite power.....

    • @sportyeight7769
      @sportyeight7769 4 года назад +244

      @@Da_Shark or just collect the energy from the nearby sun. Easier than collecting body heat from a world conflict

    • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
      @user-ux4gu2lh8c 4 года назад +22

      @@sportyeight7769 lol

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 лет назад +3427

    _>Trick orks that the emperor can regenerate from any wound instantly_
    _>Ork magic_
    _>The emperor returns_
    *_>It's crusade time heretics_*

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 лет назад +492

      the problem is that it would require the imperium to essentially engineer the biggest, baddest whaaag ever seen, that would make the beast look like some tiny invasion, then imbue most fo the orks with the beleif that the emperor can regenerate anything, and THEN get those orks to attack terra itself and then pray that this insane plan actually works. the influence field is rather limited in range, and the orks would have to be in full violence mode for the field to reach its full power

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 5 лет назад +303

      Not to mention that orks tend to forget stuff and return to their state of "we'z da orks 'n we' z da best!"

    • @nathanbrown8196
      @nathanbrown8196 5 лет назад +152

      @@mobiuscoreindustries
      I mean, Yarricks can't die because the orks of Armageddon thought he couldn't die.
      Ghazkhull'z waaagh is smaller than the Beast as far as I know. You don't need a waaagh to rival the Beast.
      Your emperor is dead and gone. No waaagh will help you fix that. When gork an' mork show up, you can have your emperor back.

    • @wanabeguitarguy
      @wanabeguitarguy 4 года назад +7

      O.O

    • @laurencegardiner5018
      @laurencegardiner5018 4 года назад +2

      @@mobiuscoreindustries q

  • @tomsmithie3917
    @tomsmithie3917 2 года назад +2921

    My favorite thing about Orks is how if they believe something, then it literally comes true. In one story a bunch of Orks were working to repair the exterior of their spaceship, in space, and another ship came by and asked "HOW ARE YA GITZ BREATHIN IN SPACE WITHOUT A SUIT?" And only then did they start to suffocate. They believed that they would be okay, and they were... until they realized their mistake.

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад +648

      Or when a group of orks was chased by a dreadnought, they were obviously faster and about to escape, but at the last moment one of them turned around and realized that said dreadnought was red, and since "ReD UnZ Go FazTah!" the nought recieved the speed boost and killed them all!

    • @GrasshopperKelly
      @GrasshopperKelly 2 года назад +104

      They're literally all psykers... They don't all know it, but every single Ork is connected to the warp. Hence why when they innocently believe or imagine their gun that has already just fired over a thousand rounds... will still go boom when they pull the trigger having never touched a magazine or ammo; rounds still come out....
      There's a part of one of the Gaunt's Ghosts where he shows a bunch of officers and Commissars who simply don't believe or are in such denial that Orks can do what they do, blaming it all on troop incompetence.|
      He take a hollow steel pipe, shows it to a chained Ork, says "This is a gun" hands it to him, and the Ork shoots and kills one of the officers... a chunk of the inside of the pipe had flown out.

    • @JohnnyOrc
      @JohnnyOrc 2 года назад +437

      Orks operate on Cartoon Logic.

    • @GrasshopperKelly
      @GrasshopperKelly 2 года назад +205

      @@JohnnyOrc Orks operate on Ork logic
      If a human can comprehend it, like cartoons... it's not Ork thought process

    • @noyes4656
      @noyes4656 2 года назад +96

      @@GrasshopperKelly orks operate on cartoon logic

  • @questionablecaptainera
    @questionablecaptainera 2 года назад +197

    Ork is the embodiment of "Believe in yourself"

    • @capitanmexico4422
      @capitanmexico4422 Год назад +12

      Ork 1: come on, belive in yourself
      Ork 2: I don't think I can :(
      Ork 2:*disappear*
      Ork 1:wat
      Ork 3: shro- shrodi- the weird scientific umie's cat

    • @BridgeTROLL777
      @BridgeTROLL777 6 месяцев назад +3

      Ork 3 must have been an oddboi, referencing quantum theory ^^

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 4 года назад +3111

    Humans: NOOOOOOOO you can't just paint a ship a color and expect it to go faster! That's not how that works!
    Orc: Red paint go fast wheeee!

  • @bnonks1213
    @bnonks1213 3 года назад +2174

    "To Destroy your enemy, you must know him."
    -Gazghul Thrakka, The Art of Krumpin'

    • @pessien8474
      @pessien8474 3 года назад +177

      TO DESTRA YA ENEMY YA MUS' BAS' EM IN ZA 'EAD

    • @Jayyy667
      @Jayyy667 3 года назад +4

      @@mufasathor8525 no

    • @whythelongface64
      @whythelongface64 3 года назад +71

      *ZOGGIN' CHOP 'EIR GUTZ OUT, AND YE'LL KNOW EM INSIDE OUT*
      - Anonymous Ork warboss

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 3 года назад +14

      @@pessien8474 Da best words that I heared eva!

    • @operationboxtrot7953
      @operationboxtrot7953 3 года назад +30

      “Te kill ya umie, ya gotta know him ”
      -Gazghul Thrakka, Da Ar’ o’ WAAAAAAAGH
      Edit: I’m nat one ov thoze smart boyz and so I changed sum stuf

  • @vinniesniper
    @vinniesniper Год назад +387

    I love how when a Tyranid fleet descends upon an Ork world, the orks cheer as they know that there’s about to be one helluva fight

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 Год назад +11

      The question is though. If the Tyranids overwhelm the Orks, they take their bodies. Can the corpses release spores, or are those going to be harvested aswell?
      Also, if the Orks retreat and come back later with a bigger WAAAAAAAGHH!!!!, Does that mean the Tyranids loose?
      And one more thing. Assuming the Tyranids will harvest the spores, are they the only thing, capable of solving the Ork menace outside of Exterminatus?

    • @jessebullard7880
      @jessebullard7880 Год назад +45

      @@honzasenbauer612 oi! Wat ya goin’ on about ya git? Dem bugz iz only gud fer stompin’ an nofin elze, an wen dey eet sum nobz deyz doin’ uz a favur, de reel boyz nevar’ looze ta no stinkin cheetin bugz

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +48

      @@honzasenbauer612 These have been answered in various stories and rule books so I will try to sum up.
      The spores cannot be harvested, every single time a Tyranid tries to incorporate Ork spores and Ork genes into their creations, the creation immediately starts fighting the Tyranid. Anything made using an Ork gene as a base thinks itself as an Ork and starts fighting anything not an Ork around it. Instead they fully liquify the bodies into raw base genetic material building blocks and don't use the specific Ork gene in creating anything. The spores don't get absorbed...Tyranid leave those behind...so the planet is left with a bunch of spores and not much left on it if the Tyranid win and eventually it becomes an Ork world anyway.
      There is a huge battle in an entire sector going on right now where the Ork and a Tyranid fleet are fighting head to head. The fleet cannot leave as every time they retreat the Orks just charge forward and keep fighting. The Tyranid have put so much biomass into this war they literally cannot leave without winning now or they will be a crippled fleet. The Orks have actually pinned a fleet in place doing this! Now if the Tyranid win this war they will have so much biomass as to go on a huge sector sweeping buffet. Given their location...they would wipe out the entirety of the Tau if this happens as they are next door galactically speaking. If the Ork win they will have killed off a Hive Fleet and created some seriously strong Orks as all that fighting is only causing the Orks to get bigger and bigger. Ghaz even joined in that fight for awhile to purposefully increase his evolution. He being primed to become the next 'Beast' which was a step removed from a Krork. Krorks are scary, they generate Waaargh! fields even when ALONE and have access to the full racial memory.

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 Год назад +6

      @@Nempo13 Thanks for explaining, I know some of this, but most of this was pleasently suprising

    • @eliastew9636
      @eliastew9636 Год назад +24

      @@jessebullard7880 insane that Google will translate this

  • @wildspirewarrior211
    @wildspirewarrior211 2 года назад +577

    Imagine a space marine seeing an Ork smash though his brothers with a mighty axe and when he manages to disarm the Ork an tries to use his axe to deal a killing blow he finds out it was made of plastic; merely a toy

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Год назад +89

      It would still work because the ork believes it is a mighty axe

    • @wildspirewarrior211
      @wildspirewarrior211 Год назад +48

      Then the ork spontaneously blows up. Peak Warhammer comedy

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 Год назад +22

      Yeah i can see it. But i can also see him smashing it into his head anyway and being absolutely confused when it actually works and splits the damn thimgs head in half

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 Год назад +2

      Or worse…..it was just a funny looking stick

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +7

      @@sinwithagrin4243 Well, one of the best Ork hunters is the Blood Angels...their jumpjets and jump packs never run out of fuel and they go a LOT faster...the Waaagh! field works against the Orks too.

  • @obsidironpumicia4074
    @obsidironpumicia4074 3 года назад +559

    "Casualties? Dere's nuffin' _casual_ 'bout an Ork, ya git."
    -Anonymork

    • @adrog3434
      @adrog3434 2 года назад +6

      Wor about da anonygork ya git?

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@adrog3434not sure who dis anoneemork or anoneegork are, but dey need a gud krumpin

  • @leftypistolero5983
    @leftypistolero5983 4 года назад +2035

    "Smash things together until, by some miracle, it just works."
    The new Fallouts would be so much better if Orks made it.

    • @eddiehunter1887
      @eddiehunter1887 4 года назад +68

      Lefty Pistolero I would definitely play a fallout game where everybody is an ork

    • @KhanKeal
      @KhanKeal 4 года назад +59

      Gorrd Howitzer: 't jus' werkx!! WAAAARGH!!!

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 года назад +58

      Reviewer: Is it a bug or a feature?
      Developer: *headbutts*

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 3 года назад +40

      Ork game development is just a bunch of Orks punching a keyboard, another bunch of Orks drawing characters and settings in MS paint, and then another bunch of Orks makings sounds with their mouth.
      They only make games for Ork consoles, and game updates are delivered once a month by the biggest ork developer who tells people that they're just playing it wrong (which fixes the issue the orks thought they had in the first place).
      Ork games run only on Ork consoles. Running them on anything else will brick that console permanently

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 года назад +21

      @@ivanivan744 As the saying goes, even a group of monkeys with a typewriter will write shakespeare if given enough time. Orks have a better understanding of language than monkeys and thus can do it faster.

  • @TeamGentlementlemen
    @TeamGentlementlemen 2 года назад +334

    As an Ork player that dreads reading and big words, this video is a godsend.

  • @LucasMp
    @LucasMp 2 года назад +151

    "And the orks would refer to their creators as...the brain boys".
    I can only imagine the strength it takes to say that out loud and remain serious.
    Luetin is a man amongst, well, boys.

  • @bilbradley4944
    @bilbradley4944 5 лет назад +3303

    I don’t play Warhammer but the lore is proper interesting, cheers

    • @schopenhauerassplower4223
      @schopenhauerassplower4223 4 года назад +91

      Fat Pikey
      There are many great novels in the 40k series that will give the lore context if you’re interested, like the Horus Heresy, Eisenhorn or Ciphas Cain novels just to name a few
      Any aspect of the lore you find interesting probably has a novel series where it is a primary focus

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 4 года назад +11

      @@schopenhauerassplower4223 the emperor?

    • @HikingFeral
      @HikingFeral 4 года назад +14

      Fight ya for a caravan

    • @pouncepounce7417
      @pouncepounce7417 4 года назад +30

      I kinda only like warhammer for the orks, all other races are as funny as emo kids.

    • @Jew-Gi-Oh_419
      @Jew-Gi-Oh_419 4 года назад +8

      You gotta play the dawn of war games and warhammer 40k space marine!!! Love those games and I don't even play the tabletop game!!!

  • @risso2309
    @risso2309 4 года назад +2330

    The Virgin DnD Orcs: A race of savages that can barely form a kingdom.
    The Chad W40k ORKS: A literal war plague that endlessly reproduces and has razed worlds and can will technological wonders into existence.

    • @Xo-3130
      @Xo-3130 4 года назад +184

      And 40k Orks have formed small interstellar empires. Mosrly by accident but one is actually according to lore strangely by design.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +121

      To be fair dnd orcs pull nurgle tactics like throwing sick tribesmen at their enimies like biological grenades so that's pretty hardcore I guess

    • @Scufflegrit
      @Scufflegrit 3 года назад +65

      WHOZ DIS CHAD GIT?
      BET ‘E NEEDZ A GUD KRUMPIN’

    • @redragon1990
      @redragon1990 3 года назад +20

      Who have a love hate relationship with tyrannids

    • @user-ob3gy3zo6y
      @user-ob3gy3zo6y 3 года назад +21

      I seem to recall a spell jammer series that was set in the D&D universe that had space orcs that were pretty impressive. I think they were orcs spelled backwards and they were articulate organized warriors. It was a super interesting series written by a number of authors. A farmer on Kyrnn (from the dragon lance series) had a spaceship crash in his farm and rescued an artifact that was a component of controlling the mighty spell jammer, a overpowered ship shaped like a manta ray

  • @drpavel_
    @drpavel_ Год назад +136

    I really like how Luetin presents his material as if we're learning about it in universe. There's not really any 4th wall breaking, it's very matter of fact as if I'm listening to a lecture in a course on 41st millennium culture and history and I really like that.

  • @jic1
    @jic1 2 года назад +390

    10:43 I love that he's fine with Orks being genetically engineered animal/fungus hybrids with the power to make technology work by force of belief who were created by vaguely Lovecraftian "Old Ones", but draws the line at the idea that they have chlorophyll in their skins, because fungi don't have chlorophyll. His immersion in the lore was just fine up to that point.

    • @CR-ke4sb
      @CR-ke4sb 2 года назад +15

      Your get green mushrooms loads of different shades. They don't have chlorophyll in them, there is no lore about them having it.

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 2 года назад +67

      In real life fungi don't have chlorophyl.
      In real life fungi don't have arms, legs and don't swing around axes and guns either.

    • @goldengolem3341
      @goldengolem3341 2 года назад +62

      @@lemons1559 not yet

    • @GarioTheRock
      @GarioTheRock 2 года назад

      @@lemons1559 Yeah but even in the imagination of most, its easier to have an ork get 0.00001% of their necessary caloric intake via star light than it is to believe a mushroom can do the thing that makes mushrooms not be plants, consume CO2, and have chlorophyll.
      Because mushrooms are real and orks aren't, and why would you (this is actually a great question for any bioengineers if in case they're not already wondering this) genetically engineer mushrooms to be plant-mushrooms.
      You've reverse engineered the two most very basic eukaryotes at that point. The last time we know that that occurred was 4.5 billion years ago.
      Meanwhile, in a universe with Gork and Mork: Y u R nOT bELIeVE **application of dakka**

    • @ethan2090
      @ethan2090 2 года назад +7

      It would be like trying to put solar panels on an electric car imo, just a waste of time with a negligible impact

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 4 года назад +1134

    The 40k Orks are trully amazing in their design. I don't think there could have been a better way to put a fantasy creature in a sci-fi universe and make it work as well as it does here.

    • @rymes14
      @rymes14 4 года назад +21

      Gnome Mans Sky

    • @cyprus1005
      @cyprus1005 4 года назад +41

      40k’s orks are the best orks

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +7

      Squats: Cries

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 Год назад +5

      @S k No, its more the way the feel. Orks barely think before throwing a punch or pulling a trigger.

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 5 лет назад +1411

    "I swear, that pile of tires was shooting plasma bolts at me when the Ork was holding it!" "Sounds like heresy, to me...."

    • @triratna1397
      @triratna1397 5 лет назад +59

      Dat Sound Interlogikol.

    • @neglesaks
      @neglesaks 5 лет назад +17

      Naw mate, it's Newkie Brown.

    • @mixartjohnson8968
      @mixartjohnson8968 5 лет назад +32

      Huh... wad! WHO TOUCH MEH GUN!?

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 5 лет назад +5

      @UCdiC3S2csRKd4lEH6I8tmFA, you look like Rich Evans with a mullet.

    • @RookieRogu
      @RookieRogu 4 года назад +2

      I find that hard to believe given Orks love noisy guns

  • @tylerfletcher1982
    @tylerfletcher1982 2 года назад +66

    It's pretty funny that while crude and openly critical of humanity Orks don't seem to hate them in anyway intact they really see a lot of similarities in humanity so it's always nice when orks greet humans with a sense of politeness and fondness
    "Eyy humie ya did nicely dis last Waagh seeya next week"

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Год назад +221

    In the 40K universe, the orks are honestly the most wholesome race. They dont have any ulterior motives, no genuine malice or sadism. They dont kill or destroy for greed or gain, they just act on instinct and because its what they love to do. They dont hate anyone, they just genuinely love fighting.

    • @Ransetsu
      @Ransetsu Год назад +10

      Emdless destruction for the sake of destruction is not wholesome.

    • @imtiredtiredtired
      @imtiredtiredtired Год назад

      @@Ransetsu idk, compared to the eternal cock and ball torture by the dark eldars i'd prefer quick death by the orks

    • @Ransetsu
      @Ransetsu Год назад +3

      @@imtiredtiredtired obviously, but that doesn't make being cleaved in two by a Big Git, wholesome.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Год назад

      Wonder why the Imperium Of Man hasn't considered utilizing the Orks? They just genuinely love fighting, so why not ally with the orks against all other races? Imagine what a combined human/ork armada can do against the Tyranids or Necrons

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад

      @@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 They have.
      There is a planet with 3 continents on it. one continent is filled with Ork. The PDF couldn't do anything about them so they started sending the Ork beer and teaching them about the Big E. over time the Ork became the PDF of the planet and worshipped Big E alongside Gork and Mork. The Ork spawned by their spores create Orks that already believe in Big E. These Ork have been used to fight threats to that system and nearby other systems. In a nearby system there is now a moon filled with Loyal Imperial Ork due to the spores and the Orks original sent there to quell a rebellion.
      Fans have called for an Orkperium and the irony is...the lore already had one it was just in the small stages.
      The Ork Freebootahz (read space pirates) have also been offered contracts and bounties plenty of times. Several Freebootahz have even appeared on Inquisitorial retinues as hired muscle.
      The greater Imperium will never ally with Ork though as they are not human. They are xenos and xenos must be cleansed unless it bends the knee to Big E.

  • @Mayomaster99
    @Mayomaster99 4 года назад +1661

    Astarte: I will cleanse the universe of green skins for heresy against our Emperor!
    Ork: I respect warchief god emperor
    Astarte: Wait a minute...

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 года назад +200

      Ork: WARBOSS EMPERWAAAGH!!! GOT YOU DON’T ET? DAT MAKEZ EM ORKY.

    • @williamsantamaria2813
      @williamsantamaria2813 3 года назад +198

      @@fumarc4501 Big Boss Gold Chairsitta

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 3 года назад +37

      @@williamsantamaria2813 yoink

    • @Ramschat
      @Ramschat 3 года назад +38

      *respekt

    • @michka841
      @michka841 2 года назад +102

      EMPOROR IS THE BIGGET HUMIE SO HE’S THE STRONGEST

  • @promiscuouscrab4040
    @promiscuouscrab4040 5 лет назад +2138

    *Gets arm chopped off*
    Guards: Oh shit! *dies*
    Marine: *Doesn’t acknowledge and keeps fighting*
    Orc: Cool! Now I can make a gun/axe/hammer arm! *picks up random weapon and shoves it into open wound and it somehow works*

    • @bensonapi3220
      @bensonapi3220 4 года назад +192

      To be fair, if the guard lives he has a chance to be outfitted with a biotic/mechanical arm. Oftentimes better suited for warfare then his former limb.

    • @Giganfan2k1
      @Giganfan2k1 4 года назад +156

      @@bensonapi3220 probably my favorite part of Iceguard was the commander that got neurological upgrade and a new eye after he lost a part of his brain and eye in a war.
      Now he can count every snowflake falling in his field of view, however he inharrently disturts the implants, and their calculations. Now he is suspicious of every assessment, every decision he makes. Is it the implant or me that made it? How aware is the software. Does it have me and my unit's best intrust?

    • @factuallyincorrectandbiase9790
      @factuallyincorrectandbiase9790 4 года назад +26

      It just works

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 года назад +12

      BensonApi Commissar Yarrick, for example

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 4 года назад +7

      Colonel “Iron Hand” Straken

  • @jofe4525
    @jofe4525 2 года назад +50

    Regarding the discussion (10:20) concerning the orc anatomy I have to think of Lichen: it is an symbiotic organism which consist of algae and fungi. It grows in the shadow and is quite sturdy against quite all external environmental influences. Summerized: Fungi+ Chlorophyl, greenish in colour and is hard to kill= Orcs are Space-Lichen

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 7 месяцев назад +1

      Now I'm imagining a giant patch of Lichen suddenly erupting into a mob of Orks on an Agri World someplace.

  • @TH-zb7sh
    @TH-zb7sh 2 года назад +8

    That's my Blood Axe Warboss at 19:48. Glad you like him.

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 4 года назад +524

    40k Orks are the most literal version I can think of of the phrase "anything can be achieved if you put your mind to it"

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 4 года назад +30

      Anything can be smashed if you smash it hard enough.

    • @sandertu8366
      @sandertu8366 4 года назад +14

      Now i just imagine an army of orks rubbing their heads against the ground to build "DAKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!".

    • @williamsantamaria2813
      @williamsantamaria2813 4 года назад +2

      Zoltan Z dey can't udastan out tek if we can't eitha

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 года назад +1

      "THE POWER OF IMAGINATION"

    • @Phox532
      @Phox532 2 года назад

      Sure, but the same can be said about the Eldar. They put their minds together and brought two warp gods into the universe

  • @onlynameMrBlank
    @onlynameMrBlank 4 года назад +569

    I love the image of Ghazghkull standing above an entire horde and pronouncing in a grand, prophetic way, "In order to destroy your enemy, you must know him.", and all the Orks standing wide-eyed, mouths agape, as if they'd just heard the wisest lessons from Aristotle.

    • @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
      @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 4 года назад +61

      Now think about the fact that ten thousand years ago, primitive humans (who would biologically be identical to us - so they would have the exact same subjective experience as you do) would react the exact same way.

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 4 года назад +9

      UwU

    • @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
      @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 4 года назад +9

      @@Eldor-117 0w0

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 года назад +46

      Fun fact: there was apparently an Ork "smart boyz" named Orkimedes who had some hilarious insights.

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 4 года назад +35

      @@joshuakim5240 "whenz der ent enuff dakka, ponda dis fought, den get more dakka"-some ork

  • @Real_Iron_Smith
    @Real_Iron_Smith Год назад +24

    Orks are fantastic! In a Grimdark future where so many races are depresses, just barely surviving, or straight up evil... Orks are genuinely happy, and having a lot of fun!

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 7 месяцев назад +2

      Having so much fun in fact that an Eldar philosopher declared that Orks as a whole have won the great struggle (e.g. They don't stress about life, EVER.) and how despite being crude, they're the most content race in the entire galaxy.

  • @julianaharmatiuk2662
    @julianaharmatiuk2662 Год назад +26

    Ok I've been watching many Warhammer 40k videos lately but I've never played at all, i was just curious about the lore. And these Orks are by far my favorite race so far! Very cute bois

  • @Ronin11111111
    @Ronin11111111 6 лет назад +872

    Orcs are equally as horrifying as they are hillarious.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +113

      They are very content with simple things. Captain bluddflag from dow2 fought every faction in the star system and left once he got a hat.

    • @Esron13
      @Esron13 5 лет назад +37

      I spell my Orks with a K.

    • @curtiswong7280
      @curtiswong7280 4 года назад +5

      @@finnheisenheim8274 That's good, because they are therefore less prone to abiding to a new norm.

  • @laserjeesus
    @laserjeesus 4 года назад +568

    When orks start understanding 'The Art of War', you know you are in a real predicament

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 4 года назад +52

      basically Gasghul

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 года назад +35

      Am I the only one who thinks someone should make a warrgh to point at your enemy? Imagine an ork warrgh with an actual intelligent race backing them up with resources and Intel.... and they would not be hard to convince if you can get them to stop trying to kill you long enough "look you green fuck wit if you are on our side we give you guns and metal and a big bad war to fight that won't end you get way better dakka ok? Good now stand up one ork ought to be enough to start a breeding program... oh and let's get you some proper armor and weapons"

    • @deficit06
      @deficit06 4 года назад +12

      @@Da_Shark Actually eldar and some radical inquisitors do that kind of thing. But tends to not work for long, because the orks will ALWAYS end up turning against their contractor sooner or later XD

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 4 года назад +11

      The Art of WAAAAGH

    • @magnusthered5994
      @magnusthered5994 4 года назад +4

      Umbreon GamingYT In a book called The Siege of Castellax, a Dark Mechanicus Tech priest Working for an Iron Warriors Warband actually was in a secret alliance with an Ork Warboss and gave him crucial intel about the Iron Warrior fort in Castellax which led to it’s eventual fall.

  • @cordellporter6941
    @cordellporter6941 2 года назад +42

    The Orc lore is insane. Love these guys.

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir Год назад +26

    You forgot one crucial detail about the Goffs: they're _very_ big on rock-and-roll.

  • @phoenixrising4573
    @phoenixrising4573 5 лет назад +2671

    Wait, wait...... orks think the emperor is a god. Generally things orks consider universally divine or immortal...... can be come immortal.
    Hear me out..... orks are helping keep Big E alive?

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 5 лет назад +903

      Inquisition! *WE HAVE A HERETIC!*

    • @sickofwashington
      @sickofwashington 5 лет назад +322

      Extrminatus Extremis!

    • @trollzynisaacjohan1793
      @trollzynisaacjohan1793 5 лет назад +338

      Explains Yarrick's immortality

    • @nanObytez-kb5ru
      @nanObytez-kb5ru 5 лет назад +647

      The Emperor and Yarrick aren't the only ones if I remember correctly. There are other stories of orks believing enemy commanders to be invincible terrors on the battlefield, that no bullets can touch them or blades glance right off and so they turn invincible because in the orks' collective psychic believe they are. As Luetin said, orks run almost entirely on instinct so everything they do is entirely based on their perception of things. So, combined with the psychic powers of the WAAAAGH - if they perceive someone to be invincible they'll be physically unable to harm them, no matter how hard they try. In a weird way orks manifest destiny like no other species ever could. If nothing else it's absolute heaven for writers since literally anything is possible and you need not even provide an explanation. It's the ultimate form of "a wizard did it".

    • @doctordakka5930
      @doctordakka5930 5 лет назад +181

      @@nanObytez-kb5ru And that is why people love them

  • @vexn3699
    @vexn3699 5 лет назад +712

    Not gonna lie.
    These guys are pretty metal.

    • @EMan-1920
      @EMan-1920 4 года назад +16

      [Nathan Explosion liked that]

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 года назад +11

      *Just a little bit.*

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 года назад +2

      You dont say

    •  4 года назад +1

      I would describe Orks as Municipal Waste or Suicidal Tendencies...

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 4 года назад

      he aint lying

  • @Trancescient
    @Trancescient Год назад +18

    I find it amazing that you were able to narrate the story of the Orks with a straight face. No wonder a lot of people love the Orks. They're hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @helljumper912
    @helljumper912 Год назад +14

    Sometimes I love playing my ork army, I typically lose, oftentimes catastrophically, but I always have a ton of fun when I roll low and a hashed together mech just detonates in everyone's faces

  • @music79075
    @music79075 4 года назад +456

    "And their answer is usually.. Exterminatus.." he says in a dreaded tone.
    Suddenly ad plays and cheerful jingle plays
    "AUDIBLE IS A-"

    • @jedikedi4820
      @jedikedi4820 4 года назад +17

      Same here I got a whimsical tik tok advert after that sentence. :3

    • @5punkybob
      @5punkybob 4 года назад +5

      Install RUclips vanced if android phone or youtube adblocker if PC.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 4 года назад +1478

    *Ork buying stuff at a shop.
    "I'm sorry sir, that's not enough."
    *Ork punches out cashier and rips out their teeth
    "Dis enuf?"
    "Yesh, zat'sh enuf..."

    • @nicholaswhite4021
      @nicholaswhite4021 3 года назад +49

      Omg I love this

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 3 года назад +96

      This is actually a great point, if you tell a tough ork they don't have enough teeth for what they're trying to buy, would they just knock out yours? The fact that they HAVE a system of currency means they don't JUST beat each other up for their stuff, so would they knock your teeth out and then trade them back to you even though they could just knock your teeth out and take the thing?

    • @AngryCarMechanic
      @AngryCarMechanic 3 года назад +18

      @@aecides3203 Orks have an odd moral code

    • @johngibbons2646
      @johngibbons2646 3 года назад +26

      @@AngryCarMechanic not so much a moral code as just a way of life to love by. Their logic is that the bigger tougher ork knows better. Thats not something they learn its just how they understand the world

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 3 года назад +7

      @@aecides3203 Especially if the customer ork is bigger &/or greener than the shopkeep ork, I'm sure that's exactly how that would happen

  • @thatbolyengirlfan6187
    @thatbolyengirlfan6187 Год назад +45

    Orks are the only species where you can run out of ammo and still fight them, simply because they think you still have it as long as you make a gun sound(i forget if that was real lore or fan lore but it makes sense enough)

    • @janedove4278
      @janedove4278 Год назад +1

      It's real, they believe it is the sound that kills you

    • @JoryMcDaniel
      @JoryMcDaniel Год назад +1

      MOAR DAKKA

    • @Changeling-hn3hn
      @Changeling-hn3hn Год назад +2

      No, the gun still needs bullets. Waagh energy has been soft-retconned into being more like a grease then a mind-over-matter thing.

  • @faolan1686
    @faolan1686 2 года назад +18

    Orks are proof the Old Ones have a sense of humor.

  • @FitnessTips4Ux
    @FitnessTips4Ux 3 года назад +830

    Orks: winning a battle? It’s a good fight.
    Losing a battle? It’s a good fight.

    • @quietkid3472
      @quietkid3472 2 года назад +14

      Dying in battle? It's a good fight

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 2 года назад +70

      @@quietkid3472 running from battle: the next one will be a good fight.

    • @largocharles8729
      @largocharles8729 2 года назад +52

      @@lemons1559 killing our own kind? Its a good fight
      Everything is a good fight

    • @Katiey10
      @Katiey10 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @salamander5171
      @salamander5171 2 года назад +9

      Orks only have one idea "a fight a good fight"

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 5 лет назад +510

    In the grim darkness of the future, there is but one source of humor: The Orks.

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 4 года назад +10

      Lol, agreed

    • @TheNolikk
      @TheNolikk 4 года назад +16

      Until they invade your home planet... Then its no longer that funny...

    • @Madmuli
      @Madmuli 4 года назад +32

      @@TheNolikk for them it is

    • @hectorlozano3354
      @hectorlozano3354 4 года назад +6

      Correction "Da Orks"

    • @scienceme9794
      @scienceme9794 4 года назад +3

      And Ciaphas Cain

  • @Psiros
    @Psiros 2 года назад +14

    33:48-34:11 My favorite part of this video. I think it helped me truly appreciate the mindset of Orks as a whole in battle.

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 2 года назад +18

    i love how easily hyped the orcs can be, especialy if they have a an inteligent orc as leader... something new for them

  • @MessinAbout80
    @MessinAbout80 3 года назад +324

    “Don’t over think it” - most accurate and succinct description of Orks.

  • @carlosrincon6017
    @carlosrincon6017 5 лет назад +249

    "The Orks worship two gods.
    One is brutal and cunning.
    The other one is cunning and brutal."
    ROTFL!

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 4 года назад +17

      its actually "Brutal but Cunning" and "Cunning but Brutal"

    • @jingojango227
      @jingojango227 4 года назад +16

      Or in the Fantasy, Gork who is cunningly brutal and Mork who is brutally cunning

    • @rogercheetoofficial
      @rogercheetoofficial 4 года назад +6

      One of them waits until you're not looking to hit you with a stick, the other will hit you harder with that stick when you're looking than the other one ever will

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites 2 года назад +18

    Orks remind me a lot of Angry Bird's Pigs, they're innovative but everything they make is either extremely haphazard, self-destructive or both.

  • @steamedpunk13
    @steamedpunk13 2 года назад +6

    You missed out on the opportunity to say "orkmentation" instead of "augmentation" and I will never forgive you for this.

    • @billybob-zk9nm
      @billybob-zk9nm 2 месяца назад

      I thought he was saying orkmentation the whole time

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 3 года назад +345

    "A large scale intelligence gathering. Ork style. Leaving millions dead and burning cities in it's wake." That gave me a good chuckle.

  • @scbane
    @scbane 4 года назад +627

    Whoever came up with the origins, reproduction, and propagation of Orks in the Warhammer universe is genius. Most logical Ork lore ever, in any genre.

    • @thepowerofIandI
      @thepowerofIandI 3 года назад +73

      No joke. These guys are hilarious but fucking horrifying to think of ever existing.

    • @pantherowow77
      @pantherowow77 3 года назад +5

      Y'all are a bunch of geeks. Do something productive.

    • @thepowerofIandI
      @thepowerofIandI 3 года назад +82

      @@pantherowow77 Yeah like you watching Warhammer videos, you’re certainly an inspiration.

    • @pantherowow77
      @pantherowow77 3 года назад +6

      @@thepowerofIandI I specifically came here just to make fun of you nerds and guess what, I'm not disappointed lol

    • @thepowerofIandI
      @thepowerofIandI 3 года назад +95

      @@pantherowow77 What a productive use of your time.

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 2 года назад +12

    I'm 100% new to the 40K universe, this is probably the 5th video of yours I've watched.
    Great content. Easy to understand as a newcomer. Ty!

  • @Sandmn05
    @Sandmn05 2 года назад +102

    Thanks for this- I'm just now learning about all of the lore. One question: If the Ork's belief in something makes it real, has there ever been an occasion where fear in an Ork (possibly imagining their enemy) has lead to empowering their enemy? Belief = reality? Your fears becoming a reality?

    • @bigvoiceguy
      @bigvoiceguy 2 года назад +78

      I've been seeing stories in this thread about one time when imperial guards were fighting orks and the guards ran out of ammo. So the guards started making shooting noises, and the orks fell down dead because they thought they should. If that is not canon, it should be and I'm going to treat it like it is.

    • @hmad898
      @hmad898 2 года назад +20

      Orks dont have fear so probably not.

    • @pizzacough4555
      @pizzacough4555 2 года назад +58

      Yes. Yarrik was believed to be unkillable to the orks. So he was never killed, just bested in battle with orks. They also feared yarriks laser eye and mechanical arm, which in turn powered the eye and the arm.

    • @pizzacough4555
      @pizzacough4555 2 года назад +64

      They also believe the color blue to be lucky, which also happens to be the color of the space marines battle suits. Hence they tend to get lucky when they fight orks. Sometimes guns jam or missiles explode too early. It's actually pretty comical.

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 2 года назад +11

      @@bigvoiceguy Well you know...
      if you believe it's canon then it's canon

  • @graydentaylor542
    @graydentaylor542 3 года назад +1009

    Let it sink in that in the 40k universe, the comic relief are unironically the most tolerant of other religions

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад +48

      @Twiddly Stosh pretty much, imagine how easy things would be for Guilliman if he could just grab the Inquisition alongside the other parasytes, *AN' JUZT MASH EM IN DA 'EaD!*

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 Год назад +1

      There is nothing to sink in, orks belive in Gork and Mork and that's it. I don't see the tolerance in this, maybe you should stop searching for underlying motives when there are none.

    • @ConfusedLemons
      @ConfusedLemons Год назад +5

      Is comic relief usually bigoted? And also, yeah that's kinda wack

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 Год назад +3

      Im more concerned that your use of the term "comic relief" is true

    • @davidnelson7719
      @davidnelson7719 Год назад

      @@ConfusedLemons Quite often, but less than your typical Christian zealot .

  • @dubborino979
    @dubborino979 3 года назад +914

    I love the theory that the Orks are keeping the Emperor alive lmao

    • @MrPoporucha
      @MrPoporucha 3 года назад +170

      Well, the Emperor survives in psyke energy, a constant flow of that comming from one of the most psyke heavy wielder races makes all the sense.

    • @alpatr0s596
      @alpatr0s596 3 года назад +36

      Hahaha thats mad funny

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 2 года назад +57

      Personally I think it's a combination of human belief and Ork belief keeping him alive, like 80% human 10% Ork and 10% every other race

    • @joonapukarinen1153
      @joonapukarinen1153 2 года назад +59

      @@MagikarpMan Flip the ork and human percentages

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 2 года назад +29

      @@joonapukarinen1153 no chance, trillions of humans across the galaxy literally worship the emperor as a god

  • @davidthomas2870
    @davidthomas2870 2 года назад +18

    It seems that for as good as the orks are against everyone else, they are perhaps the ultimate weapon against the necrons. Which begs the question, did the eldar truly force the necrons into their sleep, or perhaps have they stolen the glory of their old-one forged siblings?

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 Год назад +3

      The eldar walked up and were chanting but the necrons saw the orks behind them and decided to ditch. It isnt written anywhere but fuck it its funny so thats what im saying happened

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative Год назад +5

    This is why I love playing Orks. Everyone else is struggling for dominance and survival, and we're just out here having a zoggin' good time.

  • @hermankrylov576
    @hermankrylov576 4 года назад +837

    This one of the story's I heard
    "One some Emperor forggoten planet one of many regiments fighting orks. Soon the ammunition started to wither and in a desperation one of the guardsmen started to say "Pew pew pew" and surprisingly orks started to fell on the ground one after another. After sometime they started to notice one squad that was invincible and they shout "I'm a tank. I'm a tank. You can't shoot me.""
    So as you can see orks are very fast to adapt to new warfare and have very strange magic

    • @juliuspavilovskis4862
      @juliuspavilovskis4862 4 года назад +62

      And their limbs goes off, heads explode.

    • @alexdavis-mann8513
      @alexdavis-mann8513 4 года назад +46

      i need a movie of that!

    • @beHaski
      @beHaski 3 года назад +59

      Thats ridiculous. But I believe that because orks

    • @MrHayden201
      @MrHayden201 3 года назад +24

      @Oliver McGrath Your comment has been reported to the inquisition for heresy.

    • @MrHayden201
      @MrHayden201 3 года назад +18

      @Oliver McGrath fuck.

  • @donskiver
    @donskiver 5 лет назад +415

    Orks are not evil. They are more akin to a force of nature. Would you call a hurricane or a flood "evil"?

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 4 года назад +33

      No the nids are a force of nature. Orks are beyond the concept of evil, at least to them. To us they are evil but only because we judge them based on our morals not theirs.

    • @craigore2011
      @craigore2011 4 года назад +10

      Who ever created them sure as hell was...

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 4 года назад +40

      @@craigore2011 Considering what they were created to fight, I'd say the Old Ones were more desperate than evil

    • @bloodfang9820
      @bloodfang9820 4 года назад +8

      craigore2011 or, in the words of a certain chair-bound skeleton boi with a text to speech device, "they forgot to install an off switch"

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 4 года назад +2

      YEAH CUZ HURRICANE NO CHALANGE ME FOR BOSS

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Год назад +17

    Here’s a terrifying thought- if it hasn’t already it would make a great short story.
    Some lone individual- a space marine who lost moral, a guardsman, maybe even a civilian- survives and hides from the Orks so successfully they believe there’s no humans left there…
    _Which means there’s no humans left there._

    • @Hayden-tp4cb
      @Hayden-tp4cb 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t get it, Explain

    • @nahboi6290
      @nahboi6290 8 месяцев назад +2

      By the ork beleving the last human on that planet is gone,
      The hiding human individual just vanishes from reality.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 4 месяца назад

      ​@@nahboi6290 or or.....
      he becomes a gretchen, truely a fate worse than death

  • @kevinschoonmaker971
    @kevinschoonmaker971 2 года назад +11

    Love this video, helped inspire me to further my Ork collection after getting their Combat Patrol for Christmas, For Gork and Mork! WAAAAAAAGGH!

  • @General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties
    @General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties 3 года назад +156

    No depression, stress or angst you say? Gonna say it, the Orks have got it going on.

  • @samuelnix8488
    @samuelnix8488 4 года назад +478

    WH40K Titans
    Humans: Through blessed tech schematics passed down over generations, these mighty metal guardians will drive back our foes
    Eldar: Elegant and graceful. The unique blend between wraithbone, spirit stone, and pilot maneuvers through the battlefield like a nimble dancer and our smiting opponents
    Chaos: Brutal and ancient, these thrice blessed and thrice cursed possessed warmachines crush all in their path. Our enemy is reduced to gibbering wrecks at the mere sight
    Orks: 6:15 DIZ WASA SCRAP'EAP YESTADAY! BE'OLD ME MOIGHTY TROUSA CANNON YA GITZ AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  • @WaaaghHammer
    @WaaaghHammer Месяц назад +1

    This is probably the most informative video about Orks on RUclips, there is a reason I keep coming back to this video, it explains everything perfectly, I would love to see an updated video of this.Also probably the best intro I could’ve asked for

  • @vamsterr
    @vamsterr Год назад +9

    Everything about this episode is perfect! the music, the story points, imagery! fantastic work, your edits are so clean mate, love it
    plus, who doesn't love the orcs from the safety of being no where near them XD

  • @DevilhunterGaara1
    @DevilhunterGaara1 4 года назад +534

    If an ork paints his arms red, would he then swing a choppa faster?

  • @darklordofsword
    @darklordofsword 4 года назад +551

    If orks contain both algae and fungus, does that make them a really, really angry lichen?

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 года назад +41

      Yes

    • @7563able
      @7563able 3 года назад +34

      Amongst the angriest lichens in the universe

    • @thearsenalsystem5027
      @thearsenalsystem5027 3 года назад +32

      I'm lichen this logic.

    • @iamablacksabbathsong9765
      @iamablacksabbathsong9765 3 года назад +3

      Even lichen aren't obsess to kill everything and anything

    • @TotalJebus
      @TotalJebus 3 года назад +11

      @@iamablacksabbathsong9765 It's a reaaaally angry one

  • @merlyberdproductions883
    @merlyberdproductions883 2 года назад +38

    When you think about it the orks are the fairest society in 40k. If you want something take it, if you want respect earn it. Like the orks are fair man

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад

      And if you are tired of the attitude of the Ork above you in the chain, just to go to his face and smash his lights out!

  • @red240red2
    @red240red2 2 года назад +12

    I just wanna say I truly appreciate your time and effort that you put into these lore videos.I am very new to war hammer And although I do not actively play the game the story behind everything is really amazing.

  • @CountBakfromten
    @CountBakfromten 4 года назад +342

    "This sticker adds 100HP" and it actually works for Orks.

    • @romeobelisario3190
      @romeobelisario3190 3 года назад +18

      Orks are the ultimate example of where style=substance.
      With Orks, the more you boast and show off AND impress the plebian orks, the stronger you will get

    • @hplc123456
      @hplc123456 3 года назад +1

      Imagine a marketing with claims, which aren't true, but becomes true.....if the customer believes it........if the merch didn't work......it's the customers own fault

  • @wastelanddv8062
    @wastelanddv8062 6 лет назад +411

    You forget there are rare cases of other races being able to make Ork tech work.
    The Ork hunters on Armageddon can some how use Ork weapons.
    I guess they fought the Orks so much that now they believe the weapons work too.

    • @demonxkiller1
      @demonxkiller1 5 лет назад +112

      "You're making plasma fire from a metal pole? Sounds like heresy to me."

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +50

      Yeah, Tau have somehow reverse engineered ork tech.

    • @xeonespydonum4995
      @xeonespydonum4995 5 лет назад +44

      Ork tech works as long as orks are around, the higher the tech level, the more orks you need to have.

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe they believe enough....

    • @ScreenTalker
      @ScreenTalker 4 года назад +10

      Because the orks believe the hunters can use them

  • @ZhaoDrek
    @ZhaoDrek 2 года назад +4

    3 years later.. and this still my favorite!! please we need mor Orki sstuff

  • @phaerius8265
    @phaerius8265 Год назад +5

    This is so detailed, I love that you made this for a Dawn of War/Digital fan.

  • @aleksra7766
    @aleksra7766 3 года назад +1117

    "Yarrick once again regained consciousness. He stood up, astonished, and even more amazed that his bionics had been returned to him while he slept. Exiting the room, he was greeted by hundreds of Orks who started to cheer him on, while parting a way through their ranks.
    Bewildered, the Commissar followed his "escort" of Greenskins to the closest launch bay, where Ghazghkull waited for him in front of an intact shuttlecraft. Yarrick expected to be forced to fight, but Ghazghkull merely stepped out of the way, stating to Yarrick that it had been a good fight, and that he should now get back to Armageddon and prepare for the Ork's return. For they would would soon be launching yet another battle to reclaim Armageddon..
    However, in a move that surprised friend and foe alike, Ghazghkull later released the elderly Commissar, stating to his astonished underlings that "Good enemies iz 'ard to find," implying he enjoyed the challenge the human posed enough to not want it ended just yet. "
    I know it is stolen but for me this is best description of how Orks actually enjoy war.. Have a nice day guys..

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 3 года назад +82

      Is this... canon? Did this even actually happen?

    • @aleksra7766
      @aleksra7766 3 года назад +124

      @@THESIXTHEGG Chains of Golgotha

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 3 года назад +135

      @@aleksra7766 immediately reading it. An ork being, arguably, civil? DAMN.

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 3 года назад +89

      That's goku levels of ridiculousness, I love it

    • @tylerfletcher1982
      @tylerfletcher1982 2 года назад +33

      I read the later part of that story where he sent orks to hunt Yarrick for sport

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 4 года назад +616

    Demons: *see tasty snacks on space hulks*
    Tasty snacks: "WAAAAGH!"
    Demons: *O_O*

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 4 года назад +95

      Tuska Demonkilla: COM BACK 'ERE! I GOT TASTY WIERDBOYS FOR YA! (while holding the ripped of horn of a demon that did come back as a melee weapon)
      Demons: Yeah right, fool me twice and all that.
      Tuska: OK THEN I'M COMIN FOR YA! (steers ship into the eye of terror)
      Khorne: *happy noises*

    • @lovebattleforge
      @lovebattleforge 4 года назад +9

      @@DeHerg murder noises*

    • @Breezey_Dubz
      @Breezey_Dubz 4 года назад +22

      imagine if orks manage to infect the demon planets.... could that even happen?

    • @HartlyLion
      @HartlyLion 4 года назад +6

      @@Breezey_Dubz Probably not

    • @tjalvehund82
      @tjalvehund82 4 года назад +22

      @@Breezey_Dubz kind of did happen when Tuska Demonkilla invaded the eye of terror! XD

  • @Mr_Waffle.
    @Mr_Waffle. Год назад +5

    I remember reading about the invasion of Armageddon as it "played out" in White Dwarf when I was in highschool. Such good stuff. feels like a lifetime ago now (literally is lol) with all the Tau, Tyranids, Necon etc having totally changed the w40k landscape.

  • @Isaiflamand
    @Isaiflamand 2 года назад +9

    If we attribute each factions with a subgenre of Metal, The orks would be Thrash metal, Fast, Heavy and Fun! Then It'll be my favourite faction

  • @CalebRogers808
    @CalebRogers808 5 лет назад +511

    Orks, the ultimate chaotic neutral

    • @stalionv4587
      @stalionv4587 5 лет назад +21

      *-Kirby liked that*

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 года назад +2

      Neutral?!

    • @alexlawson4173
      @alexlawson4173 4 года назад +35

      @@MrCmon113 yes. Neutral. They're not evil, they're not good, they're neutral.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +54

      @Testro
      Yes, Neutral. They try to kill whatever race they come across with basically no reason other than it's fun. For every imperial Guard regiment they fight, a Chaos Cult fights them as well. They're not sadistic, they're not corrupt, they're simple minded creatures who really love to fight.

    • @douglaspeters9403
      @douglaspeters9403 4 года назад +20

      @@MrCmon113 Yes. Neutral because they don't do the things they do out of evil or what they believe to be good. They just do what they were made to do

  • @DED_MEEM
    @DED_MEEM 4 года назад +2306

    IN DA GRIM DAKNISS OF DA 4...
    4...
    ...
    ITZ A WHOLE LOTTA YEARZ, YA GIT.

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 4 года назад +214

      AND THERES ONLY WAGHHHHHHH!

    • @lucasahumada6913
      @lucasahumada6913 4 года назад +30

      Dakniss sounds like the New York accent version of ork

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 4 года назад +22

      'apiness riegns supreme! An every Ork has achieved nirvana!

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +39

      @@zoltanz288 _WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!_
      YA GOTTA YELLZ IT RIGHT PROPA, YA GROT!

    • @enclavecomms.officer5219
      @enclavecomms.officer5219 4 года назад +12

      undarated koment

  • @TotallyNotAlpha
    @TotallyNotAlpha 2 года назад +6

    I have finally figured out why astartes always move att different speeds from book to book!
    I heard some guy on the sub reddit tell about a terminator squad catching up with a bunch of orks because they had red armour (blood angels i think).
    It is the waaagh energies, subtlety influencing the entire galaxy!
    In short: You are only ever as fast as the Orks think you are!

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 Год назад +1

      Space marines also have blue armour because blue means lucky in ork culture, so they use that to their, advantage

  • @Krylov223
    @Krylov223 2 года назад +2

    31:55 I love the war machine gretchens taking leisure time during a battle. Two are playing golf with each others' heads, while another escapes a toilet monster.

  • @broskiemandudebrov
    @broskiemandudebrov 4 года назад +640

    Orcs believe that painting their vehicles can make them go faster. So basically Orcs are just men who drive Honda Civics?

    • @JonP1245
      @JonP1245 3 года назад +18

      "YES"

    • @LIQUIDSOLID6655
      @LIQUIDSOLID6655 3 года назад +7

      That sounds like my neighbor

    • @juliustegelhus7822
      @juliustegelhus7822 3 года назад +17

      "You see this here spoiler? This baby will add so much traction, you'll think it's a damn Porsche."

    • @Sagemaster00
      @Sagemaster00 3 года назад +13

      Considering orca have no male genetalia,yeah they are one in the same

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 3 года назад +5

      Nah. If it isn't belching smoke and screaming louder than a jet engine no self respecting orc would drive it. Now if you put a V8 in it and put on a lift kit...

  • @buckwheat219970
    @buckwheat219970 6 лет назад +587

    In the hell that is the 40k universe, at least da boyz know ow ta ave emselfs a good time.

    • @marclytle644
      @marclytle644 5 лет назад +5

      Orks are the biggest and toughest! Just give that thing a lick o red paint and it goes fasta!

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay 5 лет назад

      Ominous toime*

  • @verneshodzic6665
    @verneshodzic6665 2 года назад +3

    Orks are metal as hell.

  • @munchbox7446
    @munchbox7446 2 года назад +7

    14:20 i always wondered if the emperor is made stronger because of the perspective of the orks.

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 6 лет назад +283

    "Just smash things together, until by some miracle it just... works."
    Kinda sounds like young me playing with LEGO's.

  • @asyrafamirul9395
    @asyrafamirul9395 5 лет назад +173

    Mekboyz :
    Slaps the roof of Leman russ hulk
    Diz Git can fit so much dakka in it!

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 5 лет назад +34

      More like:
      *Slaps roof of the newest Trukk*
      Dis bad boy-
      *Trukk explodes, killing the Mekboy and his customer*

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 4 года назад +1

      @@bojackhorseman4176 Wait, why would da mekboy believe that would happen?

    • @Destroyahx2
      @Destroyahx2 4 года назад +7

      @@cy-one They don't, it is more complicated than just believing it. As new vehicles or tech like teleported need to be actually innovated. Their belief will make things work but only so much. The average ork vehicle has as much of a chance to explode or collapse as it does work. And with disregard for any lives, it generally isn't improved if it works and carries a lot of weapons.
      Also nothing the orks build is ever stable because mekboyz find other orks exploding funny. And that is good enough reason in and of itself.

    • @carlosthejakl8493
      @carlosthejakl8493 4 года назад +4

      @@bojackhorseman4176 trukk explodes
      Customer: big explosion I'll take it!

  • @mitchellpatterson3323
    @mitchellpatterson3323 Год назад +1

    Of all the videos this was honestly just a tonne of fun.
    I enjoyed listening to this one so much and the choice of music and the timing was splendid.