BAYONETTA 2 - Cerezas best quotes
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- Опубликовано: 23 мар 2016
- I don't even know what has gotten into me.
Holidays are bad for my health, I suppose.
But, you know... As long as there's music playing I'll keep on dancing.
Always remember: Whatever you need, ask your mom.
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"No lady would hand anything over to a man who chases after little boys!" -Bayonetta: umbra witch, angel slayer, savage.
Having no replies in a 1K likes comment will forever be a mystery ;)
@@imbored7493 honestly two years and you're the first 😂
@@lamiamoonshadow1104 damn 2 years and you're still answer him
Hey, im the 4 answer
hey i am the 5th answer
Future me: *is a parent*
Also future me: 2:08
Lol
Mood
Lol I knew someone will talk about that quote XD
Lol
By the way I know that this is about forgetting
I just love her earrings and this new hairstyle. Just like I really like her and Jeanne
The Enchantress
She’d look soooo much prettier with long loose hair though :D
@@auzzpanda3497 I prefer with short hair, but she still beautiful anyway
I'm Brazilian So I'm sorry for my bad English
Oh but I don’t mean Bayonetta 1 hair , I mean actual normal but long loose hair (like Jeanne’s on Bayonetta for example) don’t you think she’d just look SOO pretty?
@@auzzpanda3497 yeah
its just that they ruined luka, he looks like a homeless cowboy.
Sometimes I still wonder how Bayonetta became a part of the Nintendo family xD
Shes the weird but fun Aunt that Everyone loves
If i remember correctly, Bayo 1 didn't make enough to fund a Bayo 2 so Kamiya went to Both Sony and Microsoft to loan them money to finish 2. They both declined, and nintendo took them up on their offer but on the condition that bayonetta 2 has to be a Nintendo exclusive. Im guessing the same will stick for bayonetta 3.
Perhaps blackmail was involved.
Nintendo basically adopted bayonetta
Blame MS and Sony for refusing to pick up the franchise!
"I don't know what you did to piss her off. Whatever it was..nice..." best quote ever!
Bayo 1: Sexy
Bayo 2: Classy
Bayo 3: I don't know
Bayonetta 3 didn’t feel the same
Bayo 3 trying the cute side
I think bayo 3 is meant to be playful
Bayo 3 is being playful because that's little cereza all grown up.
Bayo 3: midlife crisis
I'm sorry but i died of laughter ''What is it you came to fetch my dear?'' Enzo: MEEEH
I didnt knew Enzo was a Nopon
Now you say it I can’t un notice it
"Meeh, real funny, i know better than to tell you a danm thing, I'll never hear the fukin' end of it."
O
Read this comment
Replayed the video
Damn near spit out my drink
1:14 "Have you been naughty? Keeping secrets from Mummy?" -MY MOMMY ISSUES SCREAMED
Mommy issues team assemble
this is to much for me 💀
Real shit
"Now it's time to be naughty" got to be my favorite line from Bayo2
mine is "I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters"
Gizmos Monster
Mine is "oh, and I was wrong about our final destinations... going down!
Gizmos Monster
Nobody got the joke. Because it was Christmas
Mine is ‘then it’s going to be a bloody coronation’
Gizmos Monster Bayo2 sucks!
3:40 has to be the most iconic line in the Bayonetta games. Along with the infamous “Let’s Dance Boys”. Bayonetta is just such a Queen and Icon
Infamous?
Don’t fuck with a witch!
"What do you need, a wake-up kiss or something?"
I'm sure no one would mind that kiss to happen.
I get strong lesbian vibes from them, I hope it happens someday
@@lilygreen221 Bayo gives me bi/pan vibes
Thats gay
@@bayo2674 it's not gay if they say "no homo" first.
@@cpl.targrein1793 oh
0:40 it's exclusive to mario
And Wario!
Wow, she roasted Mario-
LMAO IM WHEEZING AKXBKSSB
Luigi and Waluigi: Excuse me?!
LMAO
I MISS THIS BAYONETTA SHE WAS SO FUNNY SHE LITERALLY CALLED ENZO BROKE
but she never tried giving the wife a stray LMAO gotta love for that one. she's a witch with class
"Oh, and I was wrong about our final destinations. Going down." My favourite quote from Bayonetta 2
Her voice makes me M E L T
Sammmeeeee
Amen
Simmmmppp
Waiting for more iconic quotes with Bayonetta 3
Still waiting..
@@lumeckos6143 ikr
@@mr.waffals9670 sadly :3
@@Aquaria2099 Yep :(
boy i have news for you!
0:35 I can't believe Cereza is Sans
I mean, she does have the "the Left eye"
EeeeEEEeee e e e e eeeE eEEEe
🤣🤣
You joke, but holy shit. This was a cool and extremely early telegraph that she possessed the Left Eye of Darkness.
@@DesertCavalier Early? She had that since Bayonetta 1.
1:02 'Shows card'
Bayonetta: OOOH scary...
I'd be pretty scared tbh of a card.
If its hisoka holding the card im going to cry
It's an uno reverse card, run for your life
I would melt by these comments
She sees enough of them from her son and his gang of friends changing hearts.
She is a queen👑
She is an icon 💅
She is spectacular in everything she does ✨
She is Bayonetta
Part of me is never getting over the trauma of Hellena dragging her career to inferno after enjoying her performance as Bayo since 2010
Seriously she fucked it up on so many levels.
Of course she could've straight up accepted the entire Bayo 3 role, but even after refusing and having been replaced by Jennifer Hale, she could've accepted the cameo at the very end (and probably in the very first scene), which not only would've made sense because Bayo 3 is grown up Cereza and not the Bayo from 1 and 2, but ALSO would've probably allowed her to come back for a future Bayonetta game if we were to play original Bayo again.
But instead she completely annihilated her chance of being in any new Bayonetta game.
Definitely.
I probably could've been more supportive if she simply stated that there was a pay dispute and done.... but then all those stupid drama invoking God and whatever followed, and that's it for her.
I still can't believe she's in Sm4sh, thank you Sakurai ❤❤
@@SomePkmnlovingdude how can you say that to someone who puts their heart and souls into smash games
But is realy bayonettas fault that shes to op her games are combo based
And with ultimate coming out and sakurai giving us some of the best character ever how can you say thag you should be thanking sakuari
@@SomePkmnlovingdude you calling a jerk someone just because a character is stronger we cant realy blambe him bayonetta games are combo base
Smash ultimate is still going to release naybe sakurai is putting her ballence right
Hes giving us evryting we ever wanted and your calling him a jerck for it that is just ungreatfull
@@SomePkmnlovingdude that was e3 sakurai still has time
By the way why are you watching a vidio abaut her if u dont like her games
Oh also she won the ballot i dint vote for herbut other pepole did and to see a character like HER in smash is realy rare also jn my opinion shes a great inclusion
And your mad because the character you voted dint win that is just stupid
@@SomePkmnlovingdude look sakurai has time to make her ballence right
And if she dint won imagine what charcter we colud have get
@@SomePkmnlovingdude if you need to learn how to Respect women ask your mom boi
4:01 best part of the entire game
She just like a Female version of Dante....
So Love her... 😄😄😄
Fadlie Hidayat Not to mention that they fought in death battle
But with class and sass. Dante is more on the douche/sass side.
Pfft,Dante Is A Punk Ass Bitch Compared To The GODDESS That Is Bayonetta.
@DaniLovesArt12 Dim they are really biased
@@JT5555
Simpppp
I love how Cereza kicking Luka is considered a quote !! 😂
*talks like Bayonetta* I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters!
Aaliyah Rosado
*When puppy chews my sleeve*
Me: I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters
Aaliyah Rosado Don't ever talk like Lameonetta again!
@@SomePkmnlovingdude if she's lameonetta then why are you here?
SomePkmn-LovingDude uhhhh... why the fuck are you here then?
Favorite quote👌
0:23 I wanna live in a universe where high-heel guns can be casually put on sale
"I don't know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was... Nice." My Favorite Quote
"The kind of witches you don't BLEEP with. "
*demonetized*
No swearing on my Christian server >: (
Don't mind me. Which server, Minecraft or roblox? I need to know I’m desperate plz 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"The kind of Witches you don't fuck with"
King Kazuya thanks Nintendo for keeping her personality in check 😂
But Balder... 😂😂
So basically most of her lines in the game.
bayonetta just speaks in sassy, sarcastic one-liners and i love her for it
"I try to avoid doing this in my Sunday best."
*promptly dropkicks an out of control fighter jet straight upwards, like just BOOM, what's inertia, what's physics*
Cant have that with Umbran Magic.
Seriously delve in this games lore it's great
She is a icon, she is a legend and she is the moment
0:35 "I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters!"
My favorite line!
God like Honestly her VA is so good. God damn.
I'm here watching this video as tribute to Ms. Hellena Taylor, the OG Bayo.
Platinum games wasted a gold like her🙃
@@DanielaDimi520she is a gold digger
@@lushdontu4015 no sh....t Sherlock
Bayo 1 & 2 just has so much more personality then in 3. It’s not even just the voice (though that is a factor), it’s as if they forgot what he real personality was
Every second line that comes out of her mouth is quotable
What do you mean every second? Literally all of them are
1:18 IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ASK YOUR MUM
IF U NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO A LADY ASK UR MOM💃🏽💃🏽
1:05 Is this a Alice in Wonderland-Reference because this line is The Queen of Hearts most memorable one
She makes an Alice in Wonderland reference right before that. So I would say so.
No shit
Yup
"A Lumen Sage...cheeky. No one bothered telling me any of your kind survived."
3:38 no cereza, ironically he did and made you
The fact that she's said that quote twice and both times directed at her father makes me think she's doing it on purpose lmao
@@Lotselance 😂👌
You forgot "Now release my Umbran sister"
Strikes fear into you.
Yet another reason why she's my main in Sm4sh 😂
"I don't know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was... Nice."
And here my ears melted, brain blown and everybody heard me laughing/screeching
2:40 i died 😂
Bayonetta: Do you know what shut the f*ck up means?
*Good thing the three of us girls enjoy a good cat fight!*
0:40 *I didn’t know the in flight service was exclusive to fat Italians*
Wow an attack on Enzo and Mario WHAT DO YOU KNOW 😂😂😂
She will meet all of our mothers and tell them "You son calls me mommy too"
"And your daughters too"
"And you will soon"
@@draconicfeline6177
Not sure if me , my mom and my sisters all being sex slaves to Bayo is something I love or hate .
2:08 My mom leaving my brother at the store
I love how she went from "don't call me mummy" to "keeping secrets from mummy?"
She's the dommy mommy everybody wants once she slightly chills out. She was one of the baddest bitches in gaming for a reason
2:59 when your friend insults the toxic group so much that they leave the game
"So you're saying diplomacy has failed then?"
Her accent makes me melt istg
When your mom leaves you making the line in the supermarket to talk to some other lady and she realizes where you are after sometime:
*"Fuck. The boy. I forgot about that..."*
She's way too hot.
@@SomePkmnlovingdude Ahh auto correct got you, ya mean she's too hot.
@@SomePkmnlovingdude virgins getting brave n
@@OpelTheAnimatronicEchidnayz65 true
Right.
Typically
Yeah
2:58 I laughed so hard when I went through this scene
3:08 enjoy
Black Butler and the Undertaker
I can't unsee this now
The fat Italian one killed me
Enzo
She got a point, she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment.
0:40 Mario: Hey! Who are you calling-a fat?
"If I didn't know better, I would say you're the most persistent stalker yet".
I read this as she said it
@@davidjuarez7557 ha lol. Gotta love Bayonetta
Deserves 3 more zeros than what Platinum offered for B3.
It’s moments like these when I confirm that I am, indeed, a disaster Pan. Bayonetta is the perfect representation of how SASSY I want to be!
Bayonetta: *SASS QUEEN*
Jeanne: *SWEAR QUEEN*
@@carltasticdrew9633 i love Jeanne more tbh
Beyoneta 2 is the best Christmas game
“Now it’s time to be naughty” When are you ever not naughty though
2:20 I mean, most animals get away with it alive...
Well, her role was iconic. How unfortunate that she basically admitted to lying.
"Again? " Bayonetta says after seeing enzo got infiltrated by the angels again🤣
"You'll earn your name when you become a man" *Superhotfiya & airhorns play*
2:08 The comma makes *such* a difference bewteen realization and jail.
I love the “lets dance, boys”
I listen to it every morning to improve my pronunciation. Her English is perfect, even her intonation structure in her speech.
Me, 100% straight: *Exists*
Bayonetta: *Imma ‘bout to add this girl’s whole career-*
Bayonetta is literally the epitome of a Goddess in my eyes. I just love everything about her ❤
I would literally die for her
1:14 1:19
These are peak Bayonetta sass, and I absolutely love it
I prefer this highclass and mature look over bayonetta 3's. I get what they were going for but eh this design will always be my fav. The outfit and short hair was giving " rich aunt " and I loved it.
YES
It's still my favorite Bayonetta design and game 💙
Rich, *cool* aunt
My favorite quote is "Have you been naughty? Keeping secrets from Mummy?" XDDDD
I missing one for me
"Wonderful... Thats the second Dress in a Month! :( "
2:40 technically that's not a quote
A man just has his ass beaten by a British-superlady. Your argument is invalid! :)
+Legba FAIR POINT!!!
Kevin Manzano
It’s a quote. But not by Cereza
That one had me DYING
You can thank me later for saving you from the shame you almost had to endure
bayonetta: does anything
everyone: 4:00
Bayonetta: And what is it that you came to fetch, my dear?
Enzo:...
Ehhhhhh
My favorite quote of hers is “it’s not Christmas without caviar”
"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mama". Best one from anywhere she has been.
I like "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town!" From Bayonetta 1
MagnetoDorito My fav from Bayo 1
Fun fact I asked my mom how to talk to a lady even though I’m a girl and she just looked at me and I said Bayonetta told me to ask you how to talk to a lady and she was like no comment. 😂
0:32 1:10 those poses are everything.
ayoo! bayonetta 3 trailer is ooouuuttttt!!!!!!!
I don’t know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was, NOICE
*Please step on me*
I'm too thirsty for Bayonetta, someone help.
"So, are we heading to Fimbulventr on a shopping trip for Mommy, little one?~"
Hooded boy flinches in cringe
Cereza: *stares at the camera like in The Office like "BRUH."*
I just love how Bayonetta points out that Luka always swings in out of nowhere right on time
“I’m not one for pets who don’t listen to their masters” to every pit bull owner 🗣️
No hate to the Bayo 3 outfit, but Bayo 2's fit is literally my favourite costume of all time, so it's obviously hard to follow up. Still so hype for Bayo 3 still
Agreed. It's literally perfect. Luckily, however, you'll be able to select the Bayonetta 2 outfit in Bayonetta 3. There's no chance they're removing costumes from the game.
I feel like this game inpsired many many mistress fantasies
I loved bayonetta so much, too bad her original voice actress turned out to be so petty and immature
“If you need to learn how to talk to a lady…. Ask your mum.”
69: exist*
boys: 3:02
1:14 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO WROOOOOOONG!
Best girl in gaming.
ive reached a pinnacle gender that only is attracted to bayonetta
you and me both