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Bayonetta 2 has the BEST outfit.

Bayonetta: "And what is it yoy came to fetch my dear?" Enzo: *🦟🛩️*

Bayonetta ❤

You forgot “it’s not Christmas without caviar” and “are you STILL gonna forgive my trespasses now?!” Ughh this game is so perfect. My favorite Bayonetta game for sure.

2:12 Colleen Ballinger did that

3:38

*Bayonetta* - And what is it that you came to fetch, my dear? 0:00-0:02 *Bayonetta* - Now that you mention it… I still haven’t quite figured out how a - broke, bumbling wise guy managed to turn himself into a semi-respectable family man. 0:03-0:12 *Bayonetta* - You know, I try to avoid doing this in my Sunday best. 0:13-0:15 *Bayonetta* - At least your lot still knows how to make an entrance. 0:16-0:21 *Bayonetta* - This is why I never buy anything on sale… 0:22-0:29 *Bayonetta* - Now it’s time to be naughty. 0:30-0:34 *Bayonetta* - I’m not one for pets who don’t listen to their masters! 0:35-0:39 *Bayonetta* - I didn’t know the in-flight service was exclusive to fat Italians. 0:40-0:44 *Bayonetta* - Jeanne… I’m on my way. Just behave yourself for a bit longer. 0:45-0:48 *Bayonetta* - You’re putting on quite a show, little magician. 0:49-0:52 *Bayonetta* - So, are we heading to Fimbulventr on a shopping trip for Mummy, little one? 0:53-1:00 *Bayonetta* - Oh… Scary… Off with their heads, eh? 1:01-1:07 *Bayonetta* - I’m afraid I don’t have time to dance too long. A friend is waiting for me. 1:08-1:13 *Bayonetta* - So they’re after you too then. Have you been naughty? Keeping secrets from Mummy? 1:14-1:17 *Bayonetta* - Now, that’s no way to talk to a lady. No wonder your guardian angels are trying to give you a good spanking. 1:18-1:25 *Bayonetta* - You are supposed to negotiate from a position of strength, little one. Not just be a one-trick pony. 1:26-1:31 *Bayonetta* - I don’t have time to give a shit about who you are or why you’re going to the mountain. 1:32-1:36 *Bayonetta* - Take me there and make it quick. You stay with me, and I promise you’ll end up in one piece. Got it? 1:37-1:41 *Bayonetta* - Do we need to go over my lesson again? First, learn to talk to a lady. *Loki* - H-hey! I just told you my name is- *Bayonetta* - You’ll earn your name when you become a man. 1:42-1:49 *Luka* -How are you, Bayonetta? *Bayonetta* - No matter where I am, you always know entrance. Nice glasses. 1:42-1:58 *Bayonetta* - I don’t recall asking for your permission. Oh, and I was wrong about our final destination. Going down. 1:59-2:07 *Bayonetta* - Fuck. The boy. Forgot about that… 2:08-2:11 *Bayonetta* - What kind of adult picks on little children? *Loki* - I-I’m not a child! 2:12-2:16 *Bayonetta* - Trust me, little one. He’s not my type. 2:17-2:19 *Bayonetta* - Do you really think it’s safe to play dead with someone who can make you dead? 2:20-2:25 *Luka* - Actually, this might have something to so with you, Bayonetta. *Bayonetta* - You don’t say. 2:26-2:31 *Bayonetta* - How DO you find these things? 2:32-2:34 *Luka* - the marvellous, magnificent, magnanimous…Lu-KA!!! 2:35-2:42 *Bayonetta* - If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were the most persistent stalker I’ve met yet. 2:43-2:48 *Bayonetta* - Don’t tell me you came here to rescue me like some kind of knight im shining armor. 2:49-2:53 *Bayonetta* - Good thing the three of us girls enjoy a good catfight. 2:54-2:57 *Bayonetta* - I don’t know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was… Nice. 2:58-3:04 *Bayonetta* - Then this is going to be a bloody coronation. 3:05-3:13 *Jeanne* - Cereza? *Bayonetta* - What do you need, a wake-up kiss or something? 3:14-3:23 *Bayonetta* - You never were much of a morning person, were you? 3:24-3:27 *Bayonetta* - So that’s how that works… Well, not very romantic. 3:28-3:32 *Bayonetta* - Surrender, or it will be more than just your mask that you lose. 3:33-3:36 *Balder* - And your kind are? *Bayonetta* - The kind of witches you don’t fuck with. 3:37-3:42 *Bayonetta* - I have to admit, I like you much better this way, Balder. You actually shut up and follow directions. 3:43-3:50 *Bayonetta* - My, my… Angels and demons working together. I suppose if they can get along, we can as well. 3:51-3:57 *Bayonetta* - time to tango! 3:58-3:59 *Loptr* - What on earth was that? *Bayonetta* - Just some fool always swinging in out of nowhere. Albeit with absolutely impeccable timing. I suppose not even a god can see him coming? 4:00-4:10 *Bayonetta* - Let’s rock. 4:11-4:13 *Bayonetta* - Then I’ll call you by your name when I see you again. As a man. 4:14-4:17 Again!? 4:18-4:19 *Bayonetta* - Now you’re speaking my language. There’s only one way to ring in the new year… 4:20-4:32 *Bayonetta* - Let’s dance, boys! 4:33-4:35

Love that Bayo kicking Luka is counted as quote 😂

“If you need to learn how to talk to a lady…. Ask your mum.”

You just made a video of her dialogue in it's entirety

3:39 periodt bitch! I mean witch!

I want her so much as a canon character in 40k xD

It Really Can Shoot A Man.

Beyonita Is Going Tired She The Best Qnd Maffallda Brown Fabien..

Demalr Cadet Is Her The Same.

Thata Video Games Beyonita Oh Im Tired God Save Me LOL.

1:18

wack

Bayo 2 is my favorite Mummy❤

1:14😂

god i miss hellena

tru

So is nobody talking about this 2:43

Her accent makes me melt istg

00:12 - "You know, I try to avoid doing this in my sunday best." True true... A shame she had to ruin such a nice dress... Oil is a pain in the ass to get out of any fabric.

Part of me is never getting over the trauma of Hellena dragging her career to inferno after enjoying her performance as Bayo since 2010

She was seriously the best bayonetta. 3 was so disappointing

Bayo 1 & 2 just has so much more personality then in 3. It’s not even just the voice (though that is a factor), it’s as if they forgot what he real personality was

1:14 1:19 These are peak Bayonetta sass, and I absolutely love it

“I’m not one for pets who don’t listen to their masters” to every pit bull owner 🗣️

I loved bayonetta so much, too bad her original voice actress turned out to be so petty and immature

"Again? " Bayonetta says after seeing enzo got infiltrated by the angels again🤣

4:01 Love that reaction

I MISS THIS BAYONETTA SHE WAS SO FUNNY SHE LITERALLY CALLED ENZO BROKE

Bayo 1: Sexy Bayo 2: Classy Bayo 3: I don't know

Irmão happy Nintendo saved our favorite Witch! I'm playing Bayo 3 now, and I just can't stop playing!!

0:26 Gosh... 😍😍😍

You forgot “You know what I need? Some heels without guns”.

I love All Bayonetta games specially 2 and 3 is my favorite 😻

"Off with their heads, eh" Bionetta - umber witch, badass, angel-slayer and last, but not least, a Canadian

"So you're saying diplomacy has failed then?"

"I don't know what you did to piss her off, but whatever it was... Nice." And here my ears melted, brain blown and everybody heard me laughing/screeching

this makes me deeply sad because Helena Taylor is not the voice for Bayonetta in the third installment of the series, well I do like Jennifer Hale's performance, not to say anything bad about her but she just doesn't have the same mature, older, and confident woman tone of voice that Helena does and her voice doesn't really fit the character all that well in my opinion

Well, her role was iconic. How unfortunate that she basically admitted to lying.

I prefer this highclass and mature look over bayonetta 3's. I get what they were going for but eh this design will always be my fav. The outfit and short hair was giving " rich aunt " and I loved it.

MASSIVE L for nintendo not letting Helena Voice for Bayonetta 3. The game wont be the same without her :(

Bro she tall af wtf

So they really screwed Helena over all for what like the whole fanbase loves her and bayonetta is popular enough we don’t need Jennifer to make bayonetta 3 sell like hotcakes Jesus

Listening to this bcuz i miss hellena taylor's voice