Bayonetta 2 without context

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @carlosrodriguez2765
    @carlosrodriguez2765 2 года назад +1642

    2:33 "Let's finish this quickly then"
    *Fucking Dies*

    • @Scrappy._.0216
      @Scrappy._.0216 2 года назад +55

      lmfaooo

    • @dittochair8826
      @dittochair8826 Год назад +85

      They in fact did not finish it quickly

    • @wrfsxxx8114
      @wrfsxxx8114 Год назад +44

      *casually gets Gold Medal from Jeanne’s corpse*

    • @av1ra757
      @av1ra757 10 месяцев назад +7

      Cutely gots a Gold Medal as award for jeanne!

    • @rangefromtblt4047
      @rangefromtblt4047 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@dittochair8826 She *got finished* quickly instead. 😭😭

  • @itrashcant7947
    @itrashcant7947 Год назад +1015

    Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 10 месяцев назад +139

      I wouldn't be surprised if they were 😭

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 5 месяцев назад +194

      It's so much fanservice, it becomes a parody of fanservice and i think thats beautiful

    • @MichelFeldman-u8f
      @MichelFeldman-u8f 4 месяца назад +9

      @@kobz2862”beautiful!”

    • @reneenoriega4524
      @reneenoriega4524 3 месяца назад +22

      I think that's the point, not sure tho

    • @MrBackman85213
      @MrBackman85213 3 месяца назад +67

      Am I the only one who thinks a lot of anime fan service are very uncomfortable and how they treat it? But Bayonetta is so much or at least very "Fanservice with style" that it doesn't feel uncomfortable to sit through. It's either funny or very much overly done, and even better that the main character shows herself because she likes to show and not because it's forced onto it or feel like it's unreal. I kinda appreciate Kill La Kill or this because it feels more empowering or at least funny in a way.

  • @Jds_7
    @Jds_7 Год назад +365

    "Hmph."
    "Hmph."
    *"AARGH !"*
    Bayo always win any stare contest

    • @Classic_Cheese18
      @Classic_Cheese18 2 месяца назад +3

      she used her witch abilities to give him a brain hemorrhage

  • @kevinphillips3174
    @kevinphillips3174 2 года назад +1637

    This game series in its entirety is wild and I love it

    • @drakofox1362
      @drakofox1362 2 года назад +60

      Especially the weapons I mean A FREAKING CHAIN CHOMP!?!?

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve 8 месяцев назад +6

      It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games 6 месяцев назад +156

    Bayonetta: *Holding Jeanne's lifeless body in her arms in a sorrowful way*
    Game: "You Got a Gold Medal"

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +2049

    Bayonetta 3 could never.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 года назад +126

      Sadly, yeah... I like to believe because Kamiya is too busy utilizing his wit for Project G.G. instead.

    • @cereal2373
      @cereal2373 2 года назад +115

      @@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 года назад +75

      @@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback.
      Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.

    • @daeity1
      @daeity1 2 года назад +33

      @@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish.
      seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond.
      add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is.
      from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away.
      leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.

    • @YurimoHikashi
      @YurimoHikashi 2 года назад +14

      A lot of people complained about 2 as well but I agree

  • @E-53proyect
    @E-53proyect 2 года назад +449

    2:39
    poor jenne......oh nice a gold medal

  • @raccoonenjoyer01
    @raccoonenjoyer01 Год назад +111

    Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 2 года назад +223

    Enzo: "But I don't believe in Santa"
    Rodin: "Watch your mouth"

  • @jubileus4597
    @jubileus4597 2 года назад +646

    Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +46

      Oh damn ! Thank you, man ! I always thought it was just one of Bayonetta's powers ! 🤯👏

    • @WingTheGoat
      @WingTheGoat Год назад

      ​​@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.

    • @alex-bi7xr
      @alex-bi7xr 9 месяцев назад +5

      Brother was just Cblocked …

    • @lukasblur3500
      @lukasblur3500 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol he couldn't catch her even if they were in the same dimension

  • @haileylikes2draw
    @haileylikes2draw Год назад +254

    Bayonetta is both badassery and camp!! Can’t believe Nintendo forgot that

  • @HEYHEYDAVE
    @HEYHEYDAVE Год назад +151

    NOT THE DADDY PART 💀

  • @PSYTH0RN3
    @PSYTH0RN3 2 года назад +761

    Bruh the creator of this game made everything look sexual like OH MY GOD🤣

    • @kyberknight06
      @kyberknight06 Год назад +24

      FR

    • @cheesingtodeath
      @cheesingtodeath Год назад

      horse a$$ :3

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Год назад +202

      That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate

    • @ghez3863
      @ghez3863 Год назад +24

      @@toddbata8644that's awesome

    • @telohasfu4390
      @telohasfu4390 Год назад +23

      i think it´s an exaggerated parody of anime, or i dont know could be wrong?

  • @ghoulixia
    @ghoulixia 9 месяцев назад +20

    as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold

  • @fleurdelalune8745
    @fleurdelalune8745 2 года назад +1066

    I miss the unnecessary ridiculousness, there's hardly any Shenanigans in Bayo 3 but that's what gave it its charm!! 💔💔

    • @rpv3378
      @rpv3378 Год назад +8

      but Bayonetta 3 is ridiculous and still sexualized, what you're complaining about

    • @fleurdelalune8745
      @fleurdelalune8745 Год назад +122

      @@rpv3378 The over serious tone definitely takes away from whatever ridiculousness that's in the game. It's fine if u don't think so, but I do lol

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Год назад +5

      I mean it’s Nintendo after all it was only a matter of time before they put their hands on what it should be

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee Год назад

      @@toddbata8644Nintendo has nothing to do with neither the second or the third one, all they did was fund the games, this is all on Platinum

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Год назад +27

      @@toddbata8644but Nintendo helped with the second game and even encouraged platinum to ramp up the ridiculousness

  • @misshappyballl
    @misshappyballl 2 года назад +200

    the fact that i have never heard of this game in my life nor let it have an impact on it makes this 1000x funnier

  • @BrunoBucallati.
    @BrunoBucallati. Год назад +116

    3:55 their stands were fighting

  • @-Stephy-
    @-Stephy- 2 года назад +359

    0:53 was really something 💀 those devs really know what they’re doing

    • @theastroguy7417
      @theastroguy7417 Год назад +92

      its bayonetta, this is par for the course

  • @RathHunter
    @RathHunter Год назад +147

    3:15 i didn't know Johny Depp played a role in bayonetta two

  • @dxrkyn1604
    @dxrkyn1604 Год назад +134

    3:55-4:04 idk why but that made me burst out laughing

    • @chavitusclopedicus
      @chavitusclopedicus Год назад +21

      is that it was jojo reference and at the same time Loki: AAAA MY HEAD

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 2 года назад +397

    2:40 I said ‘oh my god they’re so gay’ out loud with zero thought

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 2 года назад +60

      Anybody who says otherwise is wrong!

    • @VergilSpardaDMC
      @VergilSpardaDMC 2 года назад +31

      @@kevinphillips3174 just because someone saves someone the same gender doesn't mean it's gay

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 2 года назад +12

      @@VergilSpardaDMC I know. It was a joke. I mean, we all know the ending of Bayo 3

    • @20000dino
      @20000dino 2 года назад +51

      @@VergilSpardaDMC Doesn't mean it's straight either ? Dafuq ? Why does straight have to be the norm ?

    • @ftiersensei6617
      @ftiersensei6617 2 года назад +11

      @@20000dino because it always has been lol

  • @DisplayFuture
    @DisplayFuture Год назад +86

    The developers knew what they were doing 💀

  • @ridleythebloodthirsty8958
    @ridleythebloodthirsty8958 Год назад +30

    “Cereza just once call me daddy”
    My my Balder I never knew that you were into that

    • @SOMAS_2008
      @SOMAS_2008 Год назад +13

      Ayooo duuude. She's litteraly his daughter.
      (Howerer it was a good joke. I like jokes like that.)

  • @Queen_Sheva
    @Queen_Sheva Год назад +69

    The caviar was so good Jeanne died

  • @jasonm8488
    @jasonm8488 2 года назад +174

    1:46 that gun catch goes crazy!!

  • @azhard6316
    @azhard6316 Год назад +55

    0:59 You play this game with your parents and this cutscene appears

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 Год назад +142

    Bayonetta 2 explained terribly
    -Sexual Flashback thing question mark
    -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter
    -Cereza gets scammed
    -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe)
    -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies
    -Cereza nearly kills Loki
    -Luka has terrible depth perception
    -Give this kid some ibuprofen
    -It's time to fuck around in hell
    -Balder needs a hug
    -Dorito Man
    -Dorito Man becomes Window Man
    -Window Man becomes Man
    -Daddy
    -Enzo gets Thanos'd
    -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs

  • @haaendaaz3619
    @haaendaaz3619 2 года назад +65

    okay this is so funny when u know the meaning behind it the timing is impeccably quaint

  • @DevilArcanaXV
    @DevilArcanaXV Год назад +108

    4:17 that’s character development if anything

    • @SOMAS_2008
      @SOMAS_2008 Год назад +18

      Absolutely agree.
      That's heavily underated character.

  • @milesv5579
    @milesv5579 Год назад +30

    2:11 yes that toy f22 is beautiful

  • @Exolotyze
    @Exolotyze Год назад +38

    Bayo really pulled an Armstrong with that squirrel

  • @Jay_Dtiplayer
    @Jay_Dtiplayer 4 месяца назад +9

    "Daddy."
    "Daddy"
    "DADDY!"

  • @vaelle3046
    @vaelle3046 2 года назад +52

    they know exactly what they were doing with those angles

  • @zackgamingtamparong5922
    @zackgamingtamparong5922 2 года назад +35

    The way she played volleyball she ate tho💋

  • @ericolivares.t
    @ericolivares.t 2 года назад +120

    Bayonetta 3 doesn't have the charm that 1 and 2 had

    • @anonytantony8378
      @anonytantony8378 Год назад +1

      @@notting2640 Aho ka?

    • @depressedpotato5361
      @depressedpotato5361 Год назад

      ​@@notting2640stop coping my guy bayo 3 was just dogshit.

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Год назад +4

      I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3

  • @ycrow7775
    @ycrow7775 Год назад +53

    This game is a fever dream and i absolutely love it!

  • @thehumbleotori
    @thehumbleotori Год назад +40

    0:53 GANG THE MOANING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO 💀

  • @wolfgangchen7287
    @wolfgangchen7287 Год назад +13

    Bayonetta my slayful queen

  • @blyatsuke2759
    @blyatsuke2759 Год назад +41

    1:02
    fuck that light

  • @av1ra757
    @av1ra757 Год назад +9

    The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭

  • @Mr.average-go5vr
    @Mr.average-go5vr Месяц назад +1

    2:10 Beautiful!
    *A fucking sign hits his head. Doesn’t give a fuck about it, nor Enzo, just admiring the beauty*

  • @galaxymonke557
    @galaxymonke557 Год назад +7

    You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing

  • @actuallynotsteve
    @actuallynotsteve 8 месяцев назад +6

    Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny

  • @mbrr-wm8zt
    @mbrr-wm8zt Год назад +56

    Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭
    I dont wanna be dissapointed

    • @Adri564style
      @Adri564style Год назад +15

      Yup, prepare to be dissapointed, because there are no interest cutscenes and the story is a huge mess

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Год назад +8

      @@Adri564stylethe combat is good tho

    • @nathanalves3284
      @nathanalves3284 Год назад +3

      Don't care about these comments, people are just being extremely dramatic as always you need to draw your own conclusions

  • @The.Omaritzo
    @The.Omaritzo Месяц назад +2

    1:56 I BELIEVE....I BELIEVE...🤣

  • @lucastavaresesilva2177
    @lucastavaresesilva2177 Год назад +8

    She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE

  • @user-zl4zo5tk3q
    @user-zl4zo5tk3q Год назад +36

    3:54
    Jotaro...
    Dio....

  • @yodelingmaster247
    @yodelingmaster247 3 месяца назад +5

    The reason this uhh ✨posing✨feels different from regular fanservice is that BAYONETTA is the one doing the ✨posing✨and not just a manipulation of the camera. It’s in her character

  • @masterballplays
    @masterballplays Год назад +12

    I just realized that bayonetta’s gloves were from the previous outfit and are not part of her hair

  • @TheChillennial
    @TheChillennial 4 месяца назад +2

    To be fair, in context, it makes just as much sense.

  • @omnispork12
    @omnispork12 Год назад +6

    This dmc level of out of context

  • @DungEnjoyerr
    @DungEnjoyerr Год назад +4

    Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)

  • @elizabethhernandez1456
    @elizabethhernandez1456 Месяц назад +1

    Bayonetta and Jeanne being besties without context
    Merry Christmas

  • @Patm-um8tg
    @Patm-um8tg 5 месяцев назад +1

    the opening of “No one said you could TOUCH” 🤭

  • @GL00MYBEAARR
    @GL00MYBEAARR Год назад +4

    sanest bayonetta moments

  • @flare1547
    @flare1547 2 года назад +43

    3:12 soy ese

  • @Save0urSisters
    @Save0urSisters 10 месяцев назад +9

    0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭

    • @Idktbh-n4p
      @Idktbh-n4p Месяц назад

      Just because it’s Nintendo doesn’t mean it’s all sunshine and rainbows

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su 2 года назад +91

    I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).

    • @akkoyukagari
      @akkoyukagari 2 года назад +14

      If you really dunno, these two is a witches that fighting against angels. And yes, angels there isn't good characters

    • @eyelessjack_
      @eyelessjack_ Год назад +1

      Just best friends catching up with each other 😎

  • @hawie
    @hawie Год назад +1

    omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax

  • @DENISE-l6w
    @DENISE-l6w 2 месяца назад

    Bayonetta and Jeanne all always ate and slay😊❤

  • @goat284
    @goat284 Год назад +14

    1:29 😳

  • @nathanbumagat2590
    @nathanbumagat2590 2 месяца назад

    THE SECOND CLIP GOT ME

  • @Zora.pk76
    @Zora.pk76 11 месяцев назад +3

    Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act

  • @maryamsadath2871
    @maryamsadath2871 2 года назад +9

    what is happening.

  • @hanahmichelle
    @hanahmichelle 7 месяцев назад +2

    did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did

  • @havocadvent2
    @havocadvent2 3 месяца назад

    I deadass thought I saw otacon in the thumbnail

  • @uwot225
    @uwot225 8 месяцев назад +2

    I aspire to be like her

  • @destroyedgaga4947
    @destroyedgaga4947 9 месяцев назад

    Balder screaming Rosa is all I need,
    Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c Год назад +1

    He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..

  • @myriadof2012
    @myriadof2012 2 месяца назад +1

    1:05 didnt know id be getting flashed today aight aight (but am i complaining cause bayonetta is an icon 🤷‍♀️)

  • @starry-p
    @starry-p 7 месяцев назад

    I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).

  • @cantgetoverit
    @cantgetoverit 2 месяца назад

    first part of Bayonetta was just posay shots

  • @rangefromtblt4047
    @rangefromtblt4047 5 месяцев назад

    As someone who hasn't played this game, *I really needed context.* 💀💀

  • @t.j.williams4613
    @t.j.williams4613 2 года назад +17

    The thing is I Know the context so well😂
    I love these games

  • @inspirit77
    @inspirit77 Год назад +7

    if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it

  • @LupzWild
    @LupzWild 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:53 Armstrong vibes

  • @nekame
    @nekame 2 года назад +7

    slay

  • @mr.CraZiHatz
    @mr.CraZiHatz 4 месяца назад

    5:28 my st00pid aess that time I fell from the motorbike I was riding with my father

  • @newerckaang7000
    @newerckaang7000 2 года назад +7

    Oh my god, is that Micheal Jackson 3:09

  • @CosfloudSpanishKoi
    @CosfloudSpanishKoi 8 месяцев назад

    2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Год назад +2

    Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair

  • @alenoxplays8448
    @alenoxplays8448 Год назад

    Wolf: Helo Bayonetta from Bayonetta Bayonetta:Helo blade wolf from metal gear

  • @sansivargaming
    @sansivargaming Год назад +2

    Poor horse 🤣🤣

  • @Zaku-II
    @Zaku-II Год назад +1

    the moans

  • @DENISE-l6w
    @DENISE-l6w 2 месяца назад

    Ain't no way i just saw bayo butt😰

  • @cassidynoelle741
    @cassidynoelle741 7 месяцев назад

    Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!

  • @towk6369
    @towk6369 Год назад +9

    1:04 what song is that

  • @qtarokujo3694
    @qtarokujo3694 День назад

    2:38 there's no heterosexual explanation for this (sorry Luka)

  • @bruyinm919
    @bruyinm919 Год назад +8

    Bayonetta 2 forced a lot the sexual jokes

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c Год назад +1

    Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.

  • @Bassomegathekingofdarkness
    @Bassomegathekingofdarkness 10 дней назад +1

    It need to come 2 ps5

  • @maskg1603
    @maskg1603 Год назад

    I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c Год назад +1

    Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh
    .Lol..

  • @blueskythlikesclouds
    @blueskythlikesclouds 6 месяцев назад

    5:51
    wait am I going insane? doesn't she say "shit I forgot about enzo" here normally??

  • @weasel3478
    @weasel3478 Год назад +2

    Some nerdy af guys made this game.

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Год назад

    Bayo 2 and 1 are the og

  • @FainactifFR
    @FainactifFR 2 года назад +8

    Nintendo game by the way.

  • @jzethotshot
    @jzethotshot Месяц назад

    i love japan

  • @junhalongbien944
    @junhalongbien944 Год назад +15

    3:58
    "Hm"
    "Hm"
    *Cringe*

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Год назад

      You're so stupid and you wants so much attention that type "cringe" out of nowhere. Internet sucks because of you kids

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Год назад

      Anyway, thumb down

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Год назад +1

      Gladly I'll never have children or they will born down

    • @Idktbh-n4p
      @Idktbh-n4p Месяц назад

      @@ihatehumans487did you not fucking get the scene, JUST WATCH THE ENTIRE THING

  • @elusivo3347
    @elusivo3347 10 месяцев назад

    I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….