It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.
@@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback. Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.
@@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish. seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond. add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is. from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away. leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.
That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate
Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.
@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.
Bayonetta 2 explained terribly -Sexual Flashback thing question mark -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter -Cereza gets scammed -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe) -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies -Cereza nearly kills Loki -Luka has terrible depth perception -Give this kid some ibuprofen -It's time to fuck around in hell -Balder needs a hug -Dorito Man -Dorito Man becomes Window Man -Window Man becomes Man -Daddy -Enzo gets Thanos'd -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs
I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3
Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭 I dont wanna be dissapointed
I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).
I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….
OMG no this is disgusting, they stop oversexualizing women 🙄. Seriously, you are made because they treat female characters like real characters and not just like sex objects.
You know that story: You: Mom i buyed a cool game for Nintendo. Mom: Ok me baby boy. you playing that game. Mom entred your rom. Mom: what the heck is this game!!!! You get grounded for a month Nintendo: :. 😗😛😝😜
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2:33 "Let's finish this quickly then"
*Fucking Dies*
lmfaooo
They in fact did not finish it quickly
*casually gets Gold Medal from Jeanne’s corpse*
Cutely gots a Gold Medal as award for jeanne!
@@dittochair8826 She *got finished* quickly instead. 😭😭
Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀
I wouldn't be surprised if they were 😭
It's so much fanservice, it becomes a parody of fanservice
This game series in its entirety is wild and I love it
Especially the weapons I mean A FREAKING CHAIN CHOMP!?!?
It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.
Bayonetta 3 could never.
Sadly, yeah... I like to believe because Kamiya is too busy utilizing his wit for Project G.G. instead.
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.
@@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback.
Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.
@@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish.
seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond.
add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is.
from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away.
leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.
A lot of people complained about 2 as well but I agree
"Hmph."
"Hmph."
*"AARGH !"*
Bayo always win any stare contest
Bruh the creator of this game made everything look sexual like OH MY GOD🤣
FR
horse a$$ :3
That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate
@@toddbata8644that's awesome
i think it´s an exaggerated parody of anime, or i dont know could be wrong?
Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.
Oh damn ! Thank you, man ! I always thought it was just one of Bayonetta's powers ! 🤯👏
@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.
Brother was just Cblocked …
2:39
poor jenne......oh nice a gold medal
Enzo: "But I don't believe in Santa"
Rodin: "Watch your mouth"
Bayonetta is both badassery and camp!! Can’t believe Nintendo forgot that
I miss the unnecessary ridiculousness, there's hardly any Shenanigans in Bayo 3 but that's what gave it its charm!! 💔💔
but Bayonetta 3 is ridiculous and still sexualized, what you're complaining about
@@rpv3378 The over serious tone definitely takes away from whatever ridiculousness that's in the game. It's fine if u don't think so, but I do lol
I mean it’s Nintendo after all it was only a matter of time before they put their hands on what it should be
@@toddbata8644Nintendo has nothing to do with neither the second or the third one, all they did was fund the games, this is all on Platinum
@@toddbata8644but Nintendo helped with the second game and even encouraged platinum to ramp up the ridiculousness
0:53 was really something 💀 those devs really know what they’re doing
its bayonetta, this is par for the course
2:40 I said ‘oh my god they’re so gay’ out loud with zero thought
Anybody who says otherwise is wrong!
@@kevinphillips3174 just because someone saves someone the same gender doesn't mean it's gay
@@stopgroomingchildren I know. It was a joke. I mean, we all know the ending of Bayo 3
@@stopgroomingchildren Doesn't mean it's straight either ? Dafuq ? Why does straight have to be the norm ?
@@20000dino because it always has been lol
Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane
3:55 their stands were fighting
JOJO REFERENCE
1:46 that gun catch goes crazy!!
NOT THE DADDY PART 💀
daddy.. *fucking disappears*
the fact that i have never heard of this game in my life nor let it have an impact on it makes this 1000x funnier
3:55-4:04 idk why but that made me burst out laughing
is that it was jojo reference and at the same time Loki: AAAA MY HEAD
Bayonetta 2 explained terribly
-Sexual Flashback thing question mark
-Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter
-Cereza gets scammed
-Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe)
-Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies
-Cereza nearly kills Loki
-Luka has terrible depth perception
-Give this kid some ibuprofen
-It's time to fuck around in hell
-Balder needs a hug
-Dorito Man
-Dorito Man becomes Window Man
-Window Man becomes Man
-Daddy
-Enzo gets Thanos'd
-Your Honor they are Lesbiabs
3:15 i didn't know Johny Depp played a role in bayonetta two
bro that’s John Lennon
I think Johnny would fit well as Luka in a live action Bayonetta 2 or 1
4:17 that’s character development if anything
Absolutely agree.
That's heavily underated character.
The developers knew what they were doing 💀
0:59 You play this game with your parents and this cutscene appears
The caviar was so good Jeanne died
“Cereza just once call me daddy”
My my Balder I never knew that you were into that
Ayooo duuude. She's litteraly his daughter.
(Howerer it was a good joke. I like jokes like that.)
2:11 yes that toy f22 is beautiful
okay this is so funny when u know the meaning behind it the timing is impeccably quaint
The way she played volleyball she ate tho💋
This game is a fever dream and i absolutely love it!
1:02
fuck that light
That’s the point
Bayo really pulled an Armstrong with that squirrel
That’s the point
Bayonetta 3 doesn't have the charm that 1 and 2 had
@@notting2640 Aho ka?
@@notting2640stop coping my guy bayo 3 was just dogshit.
I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3
Bayonetta: *Holding Jeanne's lifeless body in her arms in a sorrowful way*
Game: "You Got a Gold Medal"
0:53 GANG THE MOANING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO 💀
Fr fr
Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭
I dont wanna be dissapointed
Yup, prepare to be dissapointed, because there are no interest cutscenes and the story is a huge mess
@@dothe564stylethe combat is good tho
Don't care about these comments, people are just being extremely dramatic as always you need to draw your own conclusions
Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny
they know exactly what they were doing with those angles
The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭
the opening of “No one said you could TOUCH” 🤭
Bayonetta my slayful queen
0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭
You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing
3:54
Jotaro...
Dio....
they're colors match jotaro and dio too😭😭😭
Yep
She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE
I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).
If you really dunno, these two is a witches that fighting against angels. And yes, angels there isn't good characters
Just best friends catching up with each other 😎
I just realized that bayonetta’s gloves were from the previous outfit and are not part of her hair
So where did they come from????
as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold
0:22 I thought that was Dante for a moment
3:12 soy ese
Este men XD
0:52 soy esa
1:29 😳
if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it
Yes. And that's sad.
The thing is I Know the context so well😂
I love these games
sanest bayonetta moments
This dmc level of out of context
Bayonetta 2 forced a lot the sexual jokes
omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax
Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)
what is happening.
did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did
Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act
He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..
As someone who hasn't played this game, *I really needed context.* 💀💀
Oh my god, is that Micheal Jackson 3:09
Balder screaming Rosa is all I need,
Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!
I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).
I aspire to be like her
First one is the way i like to die
slay
Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair
Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!
Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh
.Lol..
She's so beautiful
2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry
Wolf: Helo Bayonetta from Bayonetta Bayonetta:Helo blade wolf from metal gear
Poor horse 🤣🤣
the moans
Bayo 2 and 1 are the og
Nintendo game by the way.
2:53 Armstrong vibes
Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.
I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies
1:04 what song is that
Moon River
@@mikyeediaz120 thx
5:51
wait am I going insane? doesn't she say "shit I forgot about enzo" here normally??
I thought entire series is just make my pp hard without context. But it have lore. I kinda like cereza in lost demon, what happens to normal cereza?
I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….
But Kid I Beat Your Games. Im A Chunk
.Oh Guys Lets Get Wario Lost In The Game I Did..Lol.
b2 graphic is sm better than b3
3:58
"Hm"
"Hm"
*Cringe*
You're so stupid and you wants so much attention that type "cringe" out of nowhere. Internet sucks because of you kids
Anyway, thumb down
Gladly I'll never have children or they will born down
bayonetta 3 cutscene i so boring bai
what is bayonetta even about bruh
Some nerdy af guys made this game.
In this new moder woke "fanservice is forbidden" world it was enough that She looks hot in 3 at least.
I agree with you a bit but woke is such an overused word 💀
OMG no this is disgusting, they stop oversexualizing women 🙄. Seriously, you are made because they treat female characters like real characters and not just like sex objects.
hi! What the fuck are you talking about.
Is this really a Nintendo game?
Yep
Yes
You know that story:
You: Mom i buyed a cool game for Nintendo.
Mom: Ok me baby boy.
you playing that game. Mom entred your rom.
Mom: what the heck is this game!!!!
You get grounded for a month
Nintendo: :. 😗😛😝😜
Well it was originally a SEGAxPlatinum.G game but SEGA didn't want to continue the series...
@@danielmayonaka8818actually, sega still owns this franchise, Nintendo only just funded both the 2nd and 3rd game.
I love lesbians man
Lmao when there not at all