Ultimate Dirty/Adult Jokes in Kids & Family Movies Compilation 2

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 5 лет назад +18279

    There’s being dirty in a kids movie then there’s...
    Cat in the hat

    • @CC--hs1ur
      @CC--hs1ur 5 лет назад +984

      Yeah, some of them are done tastefully or subtly, but being older, I can now see how absolutely disturbing that movie really is.

    • @Cheesetendo
      @Cheesetendo 5 лет назад +111

      Akward

    • @michaeltran4546
      @michaeltran4546 5 лет назад +25

      Wish that they added Pink Panther's "Big Brass Bowls" @ruclips.net/video/RiBRrKC_6pE/видео.html

    • @raynedrop4265
      @raynedrop4265 5 лет назад +76

      It’s the same person who played Austin powers...

    • @phoebe1018
      @phoebe1018 5 лет назад +11

      And the music

  • @claudia-ph5rq
    @claudia-ph5rq 5 лет назад +4840

    *The cat in the hat is just one big adult joke*

  • @snowmarsh
    @snowmarsh 4 года назад +8912

    “I am just a dumb bunny *but we are good at multiplying* “

    • @qsummr
      @qsummr 4 года назад +720

      That's probably the real reason Nick's eyes raised like that

    • @matejkovac6992
      @matejkovac6992 4 года назад +227

      the problem is that this adult joke and many more from this vid doesn't apply in my language :(

    • @jadentermaat448
      @jadentermaat448 3 года назад +77

      Bo you are giving woody a woody

    • @jedijosie07
      @jedijosie07 3 года назад +138

      It’s nicks face that got me at 14:36

    • @turniphead189
      @turniphead189 3 года назад +55

      14:22 NOOOOOOO

  • @Stormborn_717
    @Stormborn_717 3 года назад +2678

    5:29 that dirty laugh always cracks me up 😂. Tom Hanks was such an excellent choice for Woody.

    • @indifference6004
      @indifference6004 2 года назад +86

      Wait... Tom Hanks voiced Woody!

    • @crimsonfuccr3036
      @crimsonfuccr3036 2 года назад +32

      @@indifference6004 I know, it’s crazy ain’t it, just learned about that

    • @Cassidy440
      @Cassidy440 2 года назад +69

      He said “hell yeah”

    • @CNNAMNRAT
      @CNNAMNRAT 2 года назад +10

      I still don’t get that joke 💀

    • @legacyrxt7570
      @legacyrxt7570 2 года назад +4

      tom hanks? i didnt know that wtf

  • @jilliancoolkid881
    @jilliancoolkid881 5 лет назад +15249

    “It’s ok making the baby is the fun part”
    Takes out build a baby box
    *Romantic music plays*

    • @chainchomp6701
      @chainchomp6701 5 лет назад +219

      You have such a pretty name!!! 🤣

    • @jilliancoolkid881
      @jilliancoolkid881 5 лет назад +91

      Thankyou fellow Jillian lol

    • @leilagranville4293
      @leilagranville4293 5 лет назад +26

      what if that movie called

    • @thissideup5330
      @thissideup5330 5 лет назад +112

      @@leilagranville4293 Its called Robots. It has THE most innuendos of any movie I have seen

    • @jr2642
      @jr2642 5 лет назад +6

      YES

  • @billreyelash9660
    @billreyelash9660 5 лет назад +5036

    "Do you have your child in your bag?"
    "No, i mean yes but it's not mine."

  • @AnggadaAryaPalastra
    @AnggadaAryaPalastra 5 лет назад +9090

    "YOU MARRIED ELASTIGIRL WHOAA"
    *"AND GOT B U S Y Y Y Y"*

  • @indienoob3088
    @indienoob3088 2 года назад +755

    I love how they’re all pretty subtle jokes and then there’s just donkey
    12:02

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 2 года назад +11

      Miso Soupestar Fans in a nutshell

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh 2 года назад +20

      LOLLLL Donkey gets his separate category

  • @channelchannelchannelyourself
    @channelchannelchannelyourself 5 лет назад +17991

    The cat in the hat movie was barely a kids movie.

    • @kaisipe412
      @kaisipe412 5 лет назад +285

      By adding those jokes they made it juvenile*

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +382

      And Shrek isn't even a kid's movie. It's PG13.

    • @shinqloss4633
      @shinqloss4633 5 лет назад +100

      Its creeping me out

    • @genntaco
      @genntaco 5 лет назад +32

      It wasn't

    • @joebama7349
      @joebama7349 5 лет назад +35

      But did they still make it pg

  • @liaportuondo19
    @liaportuondo19 5 лет назад +18227

    *Shrek is an adult joke*

  • @comfy88338
    @comfy88338 5 лет назад +26520

    Remember when our parents randomly laughed their asses off in these movies?
    Childhood innocence, where did you go?

    • @siennadavis1754
      @siennadavis1754 5 лет назад +126

      I Don't Get It

    • @abigailhicks4342
      @abigailhicks4342 5 лет назад +853

      @@siennadavis1754 parents would laugh at the dirty jokes in movies when we didn't know what they meant.

    • @siennadavis1754
      @siennadavis1754 5 лет назад +86

      @@abigailhicks4342 No I Meant I Don't Get The Cat In The Hat Joke

    • @siennadavis1754
      @siennadavis1754 5 лет назад +30

      @Charlotte Jarvie Well Idk Can You Atleast Tell Me What It Means

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 5 лет назад +146

      @@siennadavis1754
      You'll get it when you're older.

  • @antonyo486
    @antonyo486 3 года назад +618

    5:34 when Bo peep says "I'm just a couple blocks away" to woody she literally is a couple of wooden toy blocks away. I just realized that for the first time in years. You learn something new everyday.

    • @malarkythegremlin4887
      @malarkythegremlin4887 2 года назад +5

      i didn't know that until you said either lol

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 2 года назад +13

      Also at the end of the movie when they're both by the side of a Twister game "a game that ties you by the knots"

    • @supathechest
      @supathechest 2 года назад +2

      that's what i always thought so idk

    • @marioboi323
      @marioboi323 Месяц назад +5

      I took it literally when I was younger cuz
      1. I’m from Europe, we use metric.
      2. I was rly young and also took a lot of things way to literally

  • @pilgorsprincess
    @pilgorsprincess 4 года назад +15287

    I can’t believe how many dirty things are in that robot movie

    • @pilgorsprincess
      @pilgorsprincess 4 года назад +116

      Omg this is my first reply 🥳

    • @arby9768
      @arby9768 4 года назад +75

      And this is your second

    • @chipman45
      @chipman45 4 года назад +172

      That movie was my childhood and I never noticed it

    • @infiniteblush
      @infiniteblush 4 года назад +11

      What is the name of the movie?

    • @LaKiwiKat
      @LaKiwiKat 4 года назад +44

      @@infiniteblush The movie's called Robots

  • @lucedoke975
    @lucedoke975 3 года назад +12771

    I used to have nightmares that the Cat in the Hat would be hiding in my closet

    • @nethansingbeil356
      @nethansingbeil356 3 года назад +468

      Who says he isn't...

    • @lucedoke975
      @lucedoke975 3 года назад +359

      @@nethansingbeil356 me, I checked every night before I went to sleep

    • @SilverMSM
      @SilverMSM 3 года назад +110

      The fact that a comment like this can get over 100 likes scares me...

    • @lucedoke975
      @lucedoke975 3 года назад +123

      @@SilverMSM He is hiding in everyone's closet apparently

    • @mando1630
      @mando1630 3 года назад +45

      Yeah this movie played at one of my birthdays and I had nightmares about it.

  • @ii_oxfitsjenson-roblox8247
    @ii_oxfitsjenson-roblox8247 4 года назад +16626

    If you think about it, imagine how easy it was for elastigirl to give birth
    She could even threaten them to have them put back in

    • @ucbrowser2447
      @ucbrowser2447 4 года назад +486

      🙀

    • @jacobrippe
      @jacobrippe 4 года назад +168

      Jenson Chetwood 😂

    • @CaWolfie258
      @CaWolfie258 4 года назад +121

      Oml 🤣😂

    • @scrappydoo8550
      @scrappydoo8550 4 года назад +741

      Shit stretched out like a rubber band

    • @crazical286
      @crazical286 4 года назад +227

      but would yeetus fetus bunnus in the ovenus yeet Elastigirl foward tho

  • @abstract5249
    @abstract5249 3 года назад +617

    After hearing so many adult jokes in so many kids' movies, I've come to the conclusion that nothing I've ever watched in my childhood was ever totally clean. Not Disney. Not Pixar. Not Dreamworks. Not Nickelodean. Not ABC Family. Not Cartoon Network. Nothing.
    PBS Kids is the only children's entertainment I can think of that remains untouched by inappropriate jokes. But even then, I'm not 100 percent sure. Maybe I missed something there, too. Maybe an adult joke went over my head in Sesame Street, or Teletubbies, or Arthur, or Caillou, or any of the countless other programs on PBS Kids.

    • @princesat1664
      @princesat1664 2 года назад +42

      There are loads of dirty jokes on those PBS shows damnn😭 search em up

    • @Xx_lost_or_unheard_trackz_xX
      @Xx_lost_or_unheard_trackz_xX 2 года назад +14

      There's definitely one in Teletubbies-

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 года назад +11

      @@Xx_lost_or_unheard_trackz_xX Are you referring to Tinky Winky being gay? That doesn't count because it's no different from having straight people in a kids' program. Unless I'm missing something.

    • @violetmcgregor5228
      @violetmcgregor5228 2 года назад +4

      Not sure if you guys have seen Play School either, (if not, look up the theme song) cause there’s a couple of lines in it that sound rather dirty too, for a kids show 😂

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 года назад +1

      @@violetmcgregor5228 Nah I don't think that song is MEANT to be an innuendo, although it could sound that way to tainted minds 🤣

  • @MrHansDelbruck
    @MrHansDelbruck 4 года назад +3256

    THE CAT IN THE HAT : Has probably the dirtiest jokes in the entire video...
    BILL CLINTON : "I've done worse..."

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +5

      John Loria truth

    • @JoAnna-le2wr
      @JoAnna-le2wr 4 года назад +43

      Trump: You sure?

    • @XanthusPictures
      @XanthusPictures 4 года назад +5

      Probably the only PG-rated movie with an autofellatio scene

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад +12

      Epstein: "You mere mortals are no match for me"

    • @verozsthings3584
      @verozsthings3584 4 года назад

      Well it is the actor of Austin powers Mike m5

  • @romanogaers
    @romanogaers 5 лет назад +7912

    “I just washed my hands and that’s why they’re wet.”
    “No other reason.”

  • @squirrelprochannel
    @squirrelprochannel 5 лет назад +57442

    why do i feel like cat in the hat and shrek should not be rated pg

    • @arcane9205
      @arcane9205 5 лет назад +2052

      cuz they shouldn't

    • @jaxchacky9358
      @jaxchacky9358 5 лет назад +1697

      Cuz it not worth it
      Skrek is the best cartoon character

    • @ohdear1780
      @ohdear1780 5 лет назад +513

      squirrel pro channel
      It shouldn’t be pg, I’m telling you.

    • @ionlyusethistosubscribe2770
      @ionlyusethistosubscribe2770 5 лет назад +204

      I mean it’s just mike, he’s a bit of an odd one

    • @amadib.6405
      @amadib.6405 5 лет назад +36

      squirrel pro channel it shouldn’t have been

  • @myheartwillstopinjoy8142
    @myheartwillstopinjoy8142 2 года назад +443

    0:41 I love how the ginger guy looks happy when they see the "naked" skeleton woman, and even happier when they see the "naked" skeleton man

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 2 года назад +26

      He has no idea what's happening so yeaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Gumbypuss664
      @Gumbypuss664 2 года назад +9

      I thought that was a tampon he threw

    • @Joseekins
      @Joseekins 2 года назад +5

      He is bi conformed

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 26 дней назад +5

      Bro was stoned asf 😂😂

    • @GRXKZ
      @GRXKZ 18 дней назад

      I didn’t even notice thet

  • @ilikefood1662
    @ilikefood1662 3 года назад +9186

    From Ice Age 3 when Peaches was born
    Sid: It's a boy!
    Diego: That's a tail
    Sid: It's a girl!

    • @Anthfro
      @Anthfro 3 года назад +347

      I'm just remembering this, Oh God.

    • @impykat
      @impykat 3 года назад +101

      I-

    • @elation.e
      @elation.e 3 года назад +100

      Oh my …..

    • @ilikefood1662
      @ilikefood1662 3 года назад +134

      @@akshitha2576 you're too young then

    • @akshitha2576
      @akshitha2576 3 года назад +24

      @@ilikefood1662 I'm not I do know it's a dirty joke I just don't get it

  • @simoiskray
    @simoiskray 4 года назад +18279

    I find the cat in the hat EXTREMELY disturbing but his eyelashes do be popping

    • @tomsagamesisbackagain.3808
      @tomsagamesisbackagain.3808 4 года назад +256

      Dammmmm did James Charles do it fore em?

    • @Tommie633
      @Tommie633 4 года назад +136

      i mean what can i say he is a pedophile '-'

    • @josephhoestar8570
      @josephhoestar8570 4 года назад +57

      I never found it disturbing 😳🥵 big unlucky 🙈

    • @charmingman20
      @charmingman20 4 года назад +45

      I love it I don’t find him disturbing

    • @timmiepigeonlover8960
      @timmiepigeonlover8960 4 года назад +83

      Yes i had nightmares about the cat chasing me and the twins trying to rap me in purple goo as i try to get out of the goo the cat drowns me and i wake up

  • @riyadpatelwrites
    @riyadpatelwrites 5 лет назад +4381

    “We did want a boy, right?”

  • @jamaul1391
    @jamaul1391 3 года назад +697

    3:30, I'm only now realizing that wasn't his tail she's licking🤣

  • @transcendingpenguin7812
    @transcendingpenguin7812 5 лет назад +3496

    "You married elastigirl!?
    *looks at kids*
    AND GOT BUSY

  • @grimiio9772
    @grimiio9772 4 года назад +3798

    “You married ELASTA GIRL?”
    “....”
    “And got bIsAy”

  • @Board_Certified_Scientist
    @Board_Certified_Scientist 5 лет назад +4027

    "Usually she doesnt drip like this"
    Not only is that in a kids movie, but her *dad* said it. Bruh

    • @callmeconnor6885
      @callmeconnor6885 5 лет назад +100

      Nice pfp

    • @levil4523
      @levil4523 5 лет назад +151

      i had to pause and walk away for a few

    • @lomerns545
      @lomerns545 5 лет назад +26

      Nice joke pfp

    • @kikkels1445
      @kikkels1445 5 лет назад +8

      @10k subs with no video Challenge do you know what pfp means?

    • @kaylt.7864
      @kaylt.7864 5 лет назад +3

      💀VRO

  • @foxy_productions975
    @foxy_productions975 2 года назад +112

    4:24 “we did want a boy right?” Made me laugh 🤣

  • @dusterhead
    @dusterhead 5 лет назад +8838

    Looking back on this now I realise how uncomfortable our parents must have been watching some of these scenes with us

  • @koodoylephoto
    @koodoylephoto 5 лет назад +2318

    “You married Elastagirl?!?!”
    “And got BUSYYYYYY”

  • @Focafoxxi
    @Focafoxxi 5 лет назад +9411

    *Making the baby is the fun part*
    Oh my

    • @cupcakegeek0152
      @cupcakegeek0152 5 лет назад +225

      That entire scene is one big innuendo XD

    • @emilygillock3803
      @emilygillock3803 5 лет назад +169

      CupcakeGeek01 Robots is one long string of innuendos and robot puns

    • @cupcakegeek0152
      @cupcakegeek0152 5 лет назад +24

      @@emilygillock3803 True lol

    • @kyokoswiife
      @kyokoswiife 5 лет назад +6

      😂

    • @gachaglassesgamer4532
      @gachaglassesgamer4532 5 лет назад +7

      foca foxxi you copies my comment mine was posted a day before you it’s the top comment I think with 1.9k

  • @theirishleprechaun9933
    @theirishleprechaun9933 2 года назад +37

    The “I’ve done worse” like was so subtle and that’s what makes it hilarious

  • @user-co4dm9eb7t
    @user-co4dm9eb7t 5 лет назад +5645

    5:29
    Did anyone hear woody say “hell yeah”?

  • @madison3709
    @madison3709 5 лет назад +26343

    What ive learned is that cat in the cat in the hat is high and eeeeeeeeeh creepy

    • @BoggyBranchet
      @BoggyBranchet 5 лет назад +184

      umm ... kat in the cat wth? it is cat in the hat...
      Edit : nevermind you changed it

    • @squirrel6102
      @squirrel6102 5 лет назад +310

      When I first watched that when I was younger it scared me

    • @Amanda-xm2ip
      @Amanda-xm2ip 5 лет назад +122

      I never liked him

    • @littleplanetgal4142
      @littleplanetgal4142 5 лет назад +51

      Raisin he look weird as hell when I was younger XD

    • @alexs.5171
      @alexs.5171 5 лет назад +80

      Raisin I never liked that movie (it has *some* good dirty jokes, but they’re mostly trash). Granted, I wasn’t a huge fan of the cartoon growing up, but omfg, that movie is literal trash.

  • @livdrawz6234
    @livdrawz6234 4 года назад +8695

    I refuse to believe The Cat in the Hat movie was made for children

    • @artemis9137
      @artemis9137 4 года назад +115

      Probably not, but that's why I love it!

    • @assassingoose3984
      @assassingoose3984 4 года назад +158

      I still laugh with the dirty hoe joke

    • @wickedmammal2858
      @wickedmammal2858 4 года назад +17

      Cats prequel

    • @jarnogt
      @jarnogt 4 года назад +52

      It was made for peope on lsd or acid for sure

    • @josueayala1707
      @josueayala1707 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @_BellaBirdWorks_
    @_BellaBirdWorks_ 28 дней назад +83

    0:18 bro he enjoyed it 😭

  • @imkuza
    @imkuza 3 года назад +6081

    "Well I'm just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying"
    *"Surprised Pikachu Face"*

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 года назад +118

      Because... rabbets... uh... yes

    • @Samusman9999
      @Samusman9999 3 года назад +160

      I never caught that.

    • @Youzw
      @Youzw 3 года назад +28

      @@FilipinoFurry what? Tell me i know its dirty but what is it?

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 года назад +149

      @@Youzw bunnies reproduce faster and uh.... thats why there are too many bunnis/rabbets in (i forgot what town its called💀)
      Correction: Bunny Burrow

    • @TheSylvester410
      @TheSylvester410 3 года назад +26

      @@FilipinoFurry bunny borrow

  • @Winjago-
    @Winjago- 4 года назад +2728

    *"Making the baby's the 'fun' part ;)"*
    How tf is that in a kids movie lmaooo

    • @narwhaltulip9597
      @narwhaltulip9597 4 года назад +25

      Lol ikr

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 года назад +97

      The “Extra Piece”

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 4 года назад +78

      Because the kids would not be able to figure that out

    • @Breadinator42
      @Breadinator42 4 года назад +52

      True. Then he hammered on the wanker. LMAO

    • @docinabox258
      @docinabox258 4 года назад +37

      I used to watch Robots all the time, I never noticed lmao

  • @undefined771
    @undefined771 5 лет назад +5877

    Adult Jokes: *exist*
    Robots, Cat in the Hat, Toy Story, The Incredibles, and Shrek: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ 3 года назад +25

    Girl 1: "I dont have anything to rub"
    Girl 2: "well get in line"
    Shrek: **uncomfortable laughter**

  • @este5232
    @este5232 5 лет назад +50188

    Does anyone else find the cat in the hat extremely disturbing
    Like wtf

    • @2unapiiano
      @2unapiiano 5 лет назад +677

      Me

    • @oichi222
      @oichi222 5 лет назад +2390

      I find him disgusting

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 5 лет назад +1071

      Yeah... even his whole appearance makes me feel unsetling and uncomfortable to watch him longer than two minute.

    • @yeetyoink2955
      @yeetyoink2955 5 лет назад +818

      Yes it makes me feel strange and I don't like it

    • @xlivingxdeadgirl
      @xlivingxdeadgirl 5 лет назад +122

      ST yeah

  • @Cinematic2005
    @Cinematic2005 5 лет назад +3848

    “You married elasticgirl? Woahhha Oh! And got busy!”

  • @Joe-pm8de
    @Joe-pm8de 4 года назад +24974

    I’m 70% sure the cat in the hat movie isn’t for kids.

    • @doobie0791
      @doobie0791 4 года назад +521

      I agree

    • @justanobody8010
      @justanobody8010 4 года назад +1986

      "You dirty hoe" -cat in the hat

    • @doobie0791
      @doobie0791 4 года назад +177

      @@justanobody8010 😂

    • @anamates18
      @anamates18 4 года назад +139

      The pfp 😂

    • @wiggle7766
      @wiggle7766 3 года назад +59

      @Amisha Koottungal Joy YES. That was literally me

  • @adalienemassey7877
    @adalienemassey7877 3 года назад +131

    4:36 This scene always had me confused when I was little. And understanding it now…it will forever will be my favorite.

  • @DiktatrSquid
    @DiktatrSquid 3 года назад +7776

    Not even joking, in the Finnish dub of Shrek, during Donkey's "unwanted physical contact" line he straight up says "that is sexual harrasment"

    • @vulpix90
      @vulpix90 3 года назад +324

      He said the same thing in the swedish dub.

    • @nnnnnaniiii5348
      @nnnnnaniiii5348 3 года назад +40

      Yea

    • @albuquerquio
      @albuquerquio 3 года назад +116

      Portuguese too

    • @gabibis5
      @gabibis5 3 года назад +82

      same in the brasilian version

    • @Dxmn_Suzuki
      @Dxmn_Suzuki 3 года назад +58

      Bruh in brazilian dub is also like this lol

  • @therealchatnoir
    @therealchatnoir 4 года назад +5267

    14:13
    "Are those real?"
    *Slaps*
    Gosh, Rango is really underrated

  • @shaniawat004
    @shaniawat004 4 года назад +2441

    “When a mommy cat and a daddy cat...”
    *”oh no no no”*

  • @lesboomgaming3549
    @lesboomgaming3549 2 года назад +85

    8:48 this brings a whole new meaning to you got a friend in me

  • @Qxincx
    @Qxincx 5 лет назад +2962

    "I'm just a dumb bunny but we are good a multiplying"
    I was just as shocked as nick when I heard that XD

    • @williamlarned883
      @williamlarned883 5 лет назад +8

      Rodents are good at multiplying

    • @da_potato165
      @da_potato165 5 лет назад +2

      Same bro

    • @norbastii
      @norbastii 5 лет назад +19

      I’m so glad I didn’t get it when I was younger

    • @erin_22
      @erin_22 5 лет назад +13

      I didn’t really get it, does it mean like reproductively multiplying?

    • @Qxincx
      @Qxincx 5 лет назад +4

      @@erin_22 yes...

  • @gachatacoz714
    @gachatacoz714 5 лет назад +3409

    MaKing tHe BabY iS thE FuN pArT 1:12
    R.I.P MY CHILDHOOD

  • @kaishrxmp3061
    @kaishrxmp3061 4 года назад +7640

    “You married Alastgirl?”
    **laughs**
    “And got busyyyy”
    Me: wait a damn minute

    • @beltran8509
      @beltran8509 4 года назад +358

      *HOW DID I MISS THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE*

    • @Toenailsyumyum
      @Toenailsyumyum 4 года назад +70

      What the-

    • @erickrangel4688
      @erickrangel4688 4 года назад +253

      In latin spanish, Syndrome says: "and you didn't WASTE no time" but in Mexican Spanish: "And. You. Got. CHILDREN!"

    • @poopooo7002
      @poopooo7002 3 года назад +19

      Hol up

    • @sirporg6348
      @sirporg6348 3 года назад +4

      Drumsy???

  • @DamianSolis-i4t
    @DamianSolis-i4t Месяц назад +15

    8:44 You married the elastic girl and got BUZY 💀💀💀💀

  • @williampaterson7808
    @williampaterson7808 4 года назад +3583

    Cat in the Hat?
    More like...
    “Creep in a Jeep.”

  • @monarch6361
    @monarch6361 5 лет назад +8010

    11:32 This is the best one by FAR

  • @dudeperson2037
    @dudeperson2037 5 лет назад +7749

    *making the baby is the real fun*
    *Me as a kid* how is building a robot fun...
    *Me now* HOW IS THAT IN A KIDS SHOW

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 лет назад +112

      Movie*

    • @spongemanicecone5131
      @spongemanicecone5131 5 лет назад +45

      Movie

    • @felixmckinney9203
      @felixmckinney9203 5 лет назад +44

      MOVIE

    • @annamurphy6590
      @annamurphy6590 5 лет назад +70

      I actually got this joke as a kid (I was like 10 when I watched this) and I was so disturbed.

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 лет назад +55

      I was 7 when I watched it and I got it ciz when I was 6 I found out my older sisters homework file wasn’t homework

  • @mirunadumitrescu8867
    @mirunadumitrescu8867 3 года назад +28

    Cant believe 15 minutes of adult jokes in my favorite childhood movies and they are not the only ones

  • @ajthepickle7196
    @ajthepickle7196 3 года назад +4404

    "do you have your child in that bag?"
    "no.. i mean yes it's a child, but its not mine"
    she must be like tfff

    • @youdontknowmetf
      @youdontknowmetf 3 года назад +9

      I don’t get it?

    • @ajthepickle7196
      @ajthepickle7196 3 года назад +20

      @@youdontknowmetf ok

    • @mcsy98
      @mcsy98 3 года назад +70

      @@youdontknowmetf child abduction / kidnapping i believe

    • @kxmuna
      @kxmuna 3 года назад +20

      @@youdontknowmetf How not-

    • @youdontknowmetf
      @youdontknowmetf 3 года назад +35

      @@mcsy98 yes i thought that too actually. But I also thought that it has a „dirty“ meaning like the title says if ya know what I was going to say hahah

  • @moonzzzzzz
    @moonzzzzzz 3 года назад +2731

    "we did want a boy right?
    *nods*
    this won't hurt a bit, son" WHY DID THAT SHIT GET ME AOHSKAHAKAHKA

    • @dawrekk
      @dawrekk 3 года назад +12

      AJdhsgvsbakGRHEHYES?

    • @strxwberry2726
      @strxwberry2726 3 года назад +17

      All he need is D ILL STOP MY SELFFF

    • @mcsy98
      @mcsy98 3 года назад +90

      @@toms517 the "extra part" that the woman was refering to was the child's private part since the guy asked her if she wanted a boy, and boys usually have that part. also explains why its off-camera

    • @TheCreeperSwagOffical
      @TheCreeperSwagOffical 3 года назад +7

      IKR LMFAO

    • @Art3riez
      @Art3riez 3 года назад +4

      Is that Alastor in your pfp :0

  • @pri_tingz
    @pri_tingz 4 года назад +4154

    8:40 You married elastigirl??
    Oh-
    AND GOT BUSY

  • @Miss_R0sie
    @Miss_R0sie 2 года назад +48

    1:48 I already knew this joke because I watched the movie, but what made me burst laughing is his laugh-
    2:53 this was my favorite part back then-

  • @sannah1453
    @sannah1453 5 лет назад +1194

    Did anyone else find it funny that Nick's face changed when Judy said:bunnies are good at multiplying?

    • @spekalluke5739
      @spekalluke5739 5 лет назад +32

      I literally did the exact same thing at the same time

    • @julianclark2695
      @julianclark2695 5 лет назад +12

      I was literally watching zootopia lol

    • @swaggyhamster5
      @swaggyhamster5 5 лет назад +21

      Don’t come at me I actually think they would make a good couple

    • @inkyluminals8487
      @inkyluminals8487 5 лет назад +2

      UltimatebandandGamerNerd Xx SAME ♥️

    • @potato_worms9127
      @potato_worms9127 5 лет назад +4

      Out of all the times I've watched the movie I've never took it that way until now..😂

  • @jademaverick8291
    @jademaverick8291 4 года назад +3440

    5:10 they must have remembered this sometime after they found out she was a girl.

    • @nightyy5576
      @nightyy5576 4 года назад +66

      Sandra Aozora OML 😂😂😂😂

    • @taffysaurus6727
      @taffysaurus6727 4 года назад +90

      Ouchhhhh
      The painnnnnnnn

    • @gamergoblin7722
      @gamergoblin7722 4 года назад +181

      Ok, first off what man gets on a rock, infront of his comrades, with his noodle hanging, and yells KING OF THE ROCK!!

    • @SimplyADifferenceInSkill
      @SimplyADifferenceInSkill 4 года назад +9

      Your welcome for 666 likes 😈

    • @abramjsseneca9116
      @abramjsseneca9116 4 года назад +13

      @@gamergoblin7722 LMAO

  • @tt-ln4mc
    @tt-ln4mc 5 лет назад +2846

    The cat in the hat looks like Sonic before they re animated him for the new movie

  • @tarryteeth
    @tarryteeth Месяц назад +11

    2:51 *"SON OF A BIIIIIII!!!"* 😂😂😂😂

  • @21panickingpilots28
    @21panickingpilots28 5 лет назад +27586

    Now that I’m much older,Cat in the hat is so damn creepy.
    Edit: I’ve gotten so many comments saying they like my pfp and username,I’d love to respond to every one of them but whew that’s alot,so ty to everyone who gave compliments🤍

  • @realdevonwisenbaker
    @realdevonwisenbaker 3 года назад +5546

    “Making the baby is the fun part.”
    *This ruined me…*

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 4 года назад +2123

    Top 3 dirtiest:
    Shrek
    Robots
    Cat in hat

    • @nknerfdart1317
      @nknerfdart1317 4 года назад +86

      surprised how many robots got away with

    • @Shrek_Now_go_away
      @Shrek_Now_go_away 4 года назад +26

      Hello there

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 4 года назад +13

      @@Shrek_Now_go_away general kenobi

    • @anamates18
      @anamates18 4 года назад +7

      Forgot Rango

    • @ateo7906
      @ateo7906 4 года назад

      Also a german one called Sisi And Yeti

  • @specklys
    @specklys 2 года назад +38

    Cat by the hat is the most terrifying movie known to man

    • @sonicfanboy3375
      @sonicfanboy3375 2 года назад +1

      I feel like they should have made an animated movie instead

  • @Man-real
    @Man-real 5 лет назад +2460

    Me as a kid: cat in the hat is funny
    Me now:Jesus Christ kill that monster with fire

  • @mensoree
    @mensoree 4 года назад +3742

    8:40
    "You married elastic girl?
    *aNd GoT bUsY!* "
    Insert childhood instantly ruined

    • @wednesdayapril5435
      @wednesdayapril5435 4 года назад +163

      You gotta love the little shake hes dose after saying it

    • @mensoree
      @mensoree 4 года назад +70

      @@wednesdayapril5435 he's not shaking, *I am*

    • @g.munnyy
      @g.munnyy 4 года назад +47

      honestly that one obvious af

    • @lemonflavouredbleach3640
      @lemonflavouredbleach3640 4 года назад +7

      (i really need to cleanse my mind) WHY DID YOU USE THE WORD INSERT HAHA

    • @lampyridaephobia
      @lampyridaephobia 4 года назад +4

      Holy-

  • @yothatsmaya
    @yothatsmaya 5 лет назад +4619

    **Dirty joke being said in a movie**
    **My mom laughing her butt off**
    Me: WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG!?

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад +103

      @Michael aka That One Guy "MoM, teLL mE!

    • @User-wn6wy
      @User-wn6wy 4 года назад +99

      @@yukadiangelo "YoUrE tOo yOuNg"

    • @lunarlunar9405
      @lunarlunar9405 4 года назад +59

      @GD -Kat- "nO-"

    • @cupkaesqz
      @cupkaesqz 4 года назад +1

      baby yoda WASKHKKHSGJUGGISGSHGIUSGIUSGHJSGJHGSJHGSUHGGHJSGJHSGJHAGJHAGJGSJHAGSSGIHAGJHSGUAGJHHGUSUHGSAJSGJHAGJHSGAGIHGSJGSJHAGJHSGJHAGHDGUSUGHG BAby yOoDAaaAe SJKAJIDHIKSAHKJDHJKGDAKGDJJGDDHJKAHSAKHDHJKASHAJK YoU aR eAdirEbAl EHFIDJFKS SHklshlahjkhsSAHJSKQHSKJSSHAKJSHAKHDAJKHSKJA

    • @chipman45
      @chipman45 4 года назад +11

      @@lunarlunar9405 "pLeEeAaAsE!!!!"

  • @kathryndunn8052
    @kathryndunn8052 2 месяца назад +18

    0:27 Almost 20 years and I just understood that joke

    • @Inoitoh-k3d
      @Inoitoh-k3d 23 дня назад

      I dont gwt it

    • @kathryndunn8052
      @kathryndunn8052 23 дня назад +1

      @ getting fixed is when you spay/neuter an animal, typically a cat or a dog

  • @areeshahhassan5662
    @areeshahhassan5662 5 лет назад +3244

    Omg that elephants name is nangi which is “naked” in Urdu

    • @jai148
      @jai148 5 лет назад +11

      Areeshah Hassan innit

    • @blandsalsa8796
      @blandsalsa8796 5 лет назад +38

      In Hindi too. :)

    • @citrus8884
      @citrus8884 5 лет назад +2

      Areeshah Hassan yh 😂

    • @seaveyhonoret3802
      @seaveyhonoret3802 5 лет назад +1

      In the gypsy language too

    • @jonnathan1869
      @jonnathan1869 5 лет назад +1

      @@blandsalsa8796 Bruh isn't Urdu and Hindi the same language?

  • @dbkarman
    @dbkarman 4 года назад +745

    "What size"
    "Oh size doesnt matter"
    I want Anna

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 лет назад +1310

    "Who wants to get fixed?"

    • @klunk4683
      @klunk4683 5 лет назад +58

      *whimpers in fear*

    • @velimirmisanovic8647
      @velimirmisanovic8647 5 лет назад +17

      @@klunk4683
      *Epicly starts up drill*

    • @lain7446
      @lain7446 5 лет назад +1

      Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz that hit me harddd😂😂😂

    • @st4rry_c4t
      @st4rry_c4t 5 лет назад +3

      *me does not get it, is dat a good thing?*

    • @velimirmisanovic8647
      @velimirmisanovic8647 5 лет назад +8

      @@st4rry_c4t
      *Well yes but actually No*

  • @Viivlet
    @Viivlet 2 года назад +5

    "This wont hurt a bit, son!"
    THE WAY HE SAID IT I CAN'T

  • @crystallineleaf
    @crystallineleaf 4 года назад +2413

    Judy: *i am just a dumb bunny but we're good at multiplying*
    Nick: 👀

    • @benzie4119
      @benzie4119 4 года назад +12

      Ikr

    • @bonbon9370
      @bonbon9370 4 года назад +26

      Me: 👀👂

    • @kneelingfish437
      @kneelingfish437 4 года назад +61

      And that's the moment when Nick realized they were destined to be parents

    • @Kovy2014
      @Kovy2014 4 года назад +8

      👁👄👁

    • @v0780
      @v0780 4 года назад +2

      I dont fcking get that,tell meh

  • @shaggyrogers607
    @shaggyrogers607 3 года назад +5232

    “Normally she doesn’t drip like this”
    This can be taken multiple ways with each one more disturbing

    • @Salted_Rice223
      @Salted_Rice223 3 года назад +105

      Drippy

    • @energy_waves
      @energy_waves 3 года назад +259

      we all know that by "drip" he was referring to her "style" :)

    • @ChryslerHana
      @ChryslerHana 3 года назад +271

      Especially since that is
      ya know
      her DAD-

    • @Gh0st0w1
      @Gh0st0w1 3 года назад +177

      @@ChryslerHana AND HE WAS SMIRKING

    • @penis93
      @penis93 3 года назад +121

      @@Gh0st0w1 LMFAOOO IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

  • @poopie1735
    @poopie1735 5 лет назад +2772

    9:22 she was nowhere near his face 😳

  • @ozzie2297
    @ozzie2297 Год назад +1

    2:13 When your parents finally allow you to use curse words in the house

  • @emartin29
    @emartin29 5 лет назад +1725

    The cat with hat(The movie) should'nt be PG.

  • @splitsersoup
    @splitsersoup 4 года назад +4859

    “do you have your child in that bag?”
    “No. Well it’s a child, *but it’s not mine* “
    Edit: *guys I know it’s from the sonic movie-*

    • @ann-mariehalla-affoh6827
      @ann-mariehalla-affoh6827 4 года назад +6

      Where is it from

    • @AlexoStripes
      @AlexoStripes 4 года назад +14

      @@ann-mariehalla-affoh6827 Teh sanik mooveh

    • @minsuga6716
      @minsuga6716 4 года назад +4

      I don’t get it

    • @AlexoStripes
      @AlexoStripes 4 года назад +22

      @@minsuga6716 it's supposed to be a Sonic movie reference and a child kidnapping joke.

    • @pentontv8311
      @pentontv8311 4 года назад +2

      Ann-Marie Hall A-Affoh isn’t it from that movie named Hop though?

  • @rexhendrixx
    @rexhendrixx 5 лет назад +2949

    8:48
    *You got a friend in me*

  • @lotuscat3173
    @lotuscat3173 3 года назад +8

    Rango is one of the most underrated pieces or art of our time

  • @chloewhiitle4771
    @chloewhiitle4771 5 лет назад +1593

    Jeez I never new that the cat in the hat was so dirty

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-nc2kl
      @subscriberswithnovideos-nc2kl 5 лет назад +25

      Bro I had nightmares from that movie

    • @ElizabethJasmineNino
      @ElizabethJasmineNino 5 лет назад +21

      I've seen the movie but I've never seen the- _'cleaning'_ part. Is it a deleted scene because it was a bit too far for kids?
      (I'm hoping that's the reason... and I'm glad I never saw that- until now that is...)

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 5 лет назад +8

      @@ElizabethJasmineNino yup, deleted scene

    • @ElizabethJasmineNino
      @ElizabethJasmineNino 5 лет назад +12

      @@LuckD7cky Thank Christ it was removed from the movie because- JESUS!..

    • @phathoetoenails5601
      @phathoetoenails5601 5 лет назад +2

      Is it bad I was 6 and I understood almost all the jokes in it

  • @starbutterfly828
    @starbutterfly828 5 лет назад +2862

    Timone: WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SAVE YOUR - *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    Me: *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

  • @JaMiE5MuM
    @JaMiE5MuM 5 лет назад +4089

    "hey hey watch that, thats my tai- that's my personal tail!"
    hold on....

    • @Serious_Biscuit
      @Serious_Biscuit 5 лет назад +191

      "Wait... That's illegal..."

    • @arielandrei3266
      @arielandrei3266 5 лет назад +39

      Um the heck thats for real not okay but yet im dieing of laughter

    • @imaginator8674
      @imaginator8674 5 лет назад +48

      "Was she sucki..oh hell nah"

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 5 лет назад +4

      Bre'nariya Gamble no one said that.

    • @imaginator8674
      @imaginator8674 5 лет назад +4

      @@Beaneabean chill

  • @jamietansky419
    @jamietansky419 21 день назад +19

    1:08 is crazy

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 11 дней назад

      Took me so long before I realized there was a joke there.

  • @AlexoStripes
    @AlexoStripes 5 лет назад +3092

    7:05
    Did he say "pleasure pool"??

  • @l3LACKMASK713
    @l3LACKMASK713 4 года назад +1594

    “Normally she doesn’t ever drip like this!”
    Okay thats too dirty for a Pixar film holy hell.

    • @9Kualalumpur
      @9Kualalumpur 4 года назад +95

      I think that one wasn't actually intended to be a double entendre, they probably didn't realize either

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 4 года назад +36

      Liam Berg (STUDENT)
      14:16

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad 4 года назад +38

      The Incredibles is really dirty 😳

    • @whitewolf4689
      @whitewolf4689 4 года назад +1

      okay english is my second language, so pleaaase, can someone explain it to me?

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 4 года назад +26

      White Wolf
      Basically it’s referring to the way blood drips out of a female when they’re on their period.

  • @epicmaj8r
    @epicmaj8r 5 лет назад +3136

    Mr. Incredible: Normally she doesn't drip like this
    Me: hold up...

  • @rineverlasting6646
    @rineverlasting6646 3 года назад +34

    0:22 really summed up the humor in that movie

  • @myfarts
    @myfarts 5 лет назад +2163

    3:05
    Woody: *Not in front of Buzz!*
    Is he gay?

  • @Big._Rig
    @Big._Rig 4 года назад +1117

    Judy: we are good at multiplying
    Nick: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 4 года назад +28

      Nick: imma get dat ass

    • @shinkosan634
      @shinkosan634 4 года назад +6

      Omg *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @Ahayrksv123
      @Ahayrksv123 4 года назад +5

      D: NOOOOHOHOHOHONOHOHOHOHOOOOOO😂😂😂

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 4 года назад +3

      Oh boy, Nick is gonna be responsible for that in those Werid Rule 34 fanfictions.

    • @sittingcrowd912
      @sittingcrowd912 4 года назад

      Some Internet Guy it’s too late man. There’s already too much of it on the internet.

  • @zimsearchmister1712
    @zimsearchmister1712 5 лет назад +396

    I'm fully convinced that the Cat in the Hat should be rated R.

  • @animusanemone8433
    @animusanemone8433 2 года назад +2

    1:08 NOOOOO PLEASEEE AND THE MUSIC LMAO

  • @xosymphnyox7830
    @xosymphnyox7830 3 года назад +3655

    "I don't have anything to rub"
    "Well get in line"
    I never realized how dirty that was till now 😭

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 3 года назад +134

      That whole scene is fucking hilarious.

    • @thisislit8908
      @thisislit8908 3 года назад +41

      What line was that?

    • @moremulshimae
      @moremulshimae 3 года назад +17

      @@thisislit8908 8:04

    • @DevinDoesAnimation
      @DevinDoesAnimation 3 года назад +34

      I literally understand all aside that one please explain

    • @runexyz
      @runexyz 3 года назад +33

      @@DevinDoesAnimation they're all lining up to rub shrek's private area

  • @jillianburnett5065
    @jillianburnett5065 5 лет назад +2603

    "but we ARE good at multiplying"
    me as kid watching that scene: ME TOO!
    my mom: Sweety, just no.

    • @TylerWilson2004
      @TylerWilson2004 5 лет назад +70

      So what are you now 12?

    • @JT-nn8nj
      @JT-nn8nj 5 лет назад +91

      That shit came out like 3 years ago bro lol

    • @CrazyDuck70
      @CrazyDuck70 5 лет назад +3

      The BreadMaster I just realized

    • @sanlvxr
      @sanlvxr 5 лет назад +6

      how is it inappropriate though? i get all the other ones just not this one lol

    • @constancies
      @constancies 5 лет назад +58

      rileigh reisser It was implying when Judy said that rabbits are good at multiplying that they are good at reproducing, to which Nick raises his eyebrows to.

  • @sasnakk
    @sasnakk 5 лет назад +2100

    “I mean I am just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying.”
    Me: *wheeze*

    • @aldhyembas
      @aldhyembas 4 года назад +9

      I didn't get that part :(

    • @JayDepravo
      @JayDepravo 4 года назад +52

      @@aldhyembas Rabbits are notorious for having lots of sex and lots of children.. hence the term "Going at it like rabbits"

    • @aldhyembas
      @aldhyembas 4 года назад +4

      @@JayDepravo omg lol, now i get it xd

    • @tangy3366
      @tangy3366 4 года назад +2

      Omg I didn't even get that in the vid till I just read it right now Wtf

    • @edendelrey1
      @edendelrey1 4 года назад +13

      The bunny: but we are good at multiplying. Anyways according t-
      The fox: O-O
      In the Fox's head: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

  • @imahotmess872
    @imahotmess872 2 года назад +1

    8:17 ohhhhhhh i get it the rabbits are multiplying really fast 🤣