Ultimate Dirty/Adult Jokes in Kids TV Shows Compilation 1

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @-thesalemcrow-5941
    @-thesalemcrow-5941  4 года назад +2340

    I've kind of realised at this point that 100k likes is kind of unrealistic if you really want me to make another just beg for it in the comments and make sure to leave your bank cards and security codes at the end of each one

    • @gameoholic1994
      @gameoholic1994 4 года назад +16

      I have a couple of ideas for another compilation. The following is just a start, actually. Both are “Thomas the Tank Engine” clips. The first one is noticeable if you cover your eyes, and the other one contains a line that says “you’re a bit heavier than my coaches,” but just knowing it’s a girl engine being called heavy just makes it seem funny to me.
      James and Mr. C.: ruclips.net/video/dsPWoV5bxhA/видео.html
      Emily and the coaches: ruclips.net/video/25KdYeNPtJo/видео.html
      And the next bit is from a Mario cartoon about being “born with a plunger in my hand.” ruclips.net/video/Pwjg4tRz2w0/видео.html

    • @neversidefaerie8462
      @neversidefaerie8462 4 года назад +10

      Hey, I want another one! I just sent a suggestion. 😊

    • @sunsetdreams4921
      @sunsetdreams4921 3 года назад +10

      @@BubbasToyReviews thanks for the free clothes 💕

    • @BubbasToyReviews
      @BubbasToyReviews 3 года назад +7

      @@sunsetdreams4921 no problem

    • @TreelessPhantom-k83
      @TreelessPhantom-k83 3 года назад +2

      gonna have to shake it harder if you wanna make it on onlytube crowcheeks ;)

  • @chrisnewfield4853
    @chrisnewfield4853 5 лет назад +5846

    Are you a kids show?
    Total Drama: Well yes but actually no

    • @trentpenner429
      @trentpenner429 3 года назад +147

      19:04 none of these are even real

    • @hawkins8665
      @hawkins8665 3 года назад +52

      Same with the jokes in gravity falls

    • @kristenswanepoel1449
      @kristenswanepoel1449 3 года назад +19

      I miss it a lot

    • @TheFlyfly
      @TheFlyfly 3 года назад +21

      @@trentpenner429 that's pretty obvious

    • @acnhpro1534
      @acnhpro1534 3 года назад +9

      ELLO I CAN HEAR YALLLLLLL

  • @男の子狂った
    @男の子狂った 5 лет назад +3257

    "JuSt CaLl mE dAdDy" lol

  • @lularuu6168
    @lularuu6168 5 лет назад +4098

    12:08 why is no one talking about the fact that he actually said the swear word instead of censoring it

    • @rexitoxalmovedtojazkyll8366
      @rexitoxalmovedtojazkyll8366 5 лет назад +486

      It didn't air on television, it was a bonus scene or some shite

    • @lularuu6168
      @lularuu6168 5 лет назад +331

      @@rexitoxalmovedtojazkyll8366 oh. sorry i wasn't alive back then

    • @rexitoxalmovedtojazkyll8366
      @rexitoxalmovedtojazkyll8366 5 лет назад +61

      @@lularuu6168 👌

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 5 лет назад +121

      Rexitoxal Boi
      No it was something to entertain people during the war I believe

    • @Poopiecaca124
      @Poopiecaca124 5 лет назад +134

      *you though I was gonna say son of a bitch didn't ya*

  • @flochforster6892
    @flochforster6892 2 года назад +280

    It’s nuts how many of these went straight over my head as a kid. Now that I’m an adult I can appreciate these shows so much more. Even at 21 I still find some of these shows gold.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 2 года назад +7

      Yeah. Re-watching childhood cartoons as an adult is a completely different experience. You actually understand the jokes and nuances kids wouldn't understand

    • @MarshaNPILoveCanada
      @MarshaNPILoveCanada 2 года назад +2

      I'm 27

  • @scottcawthoniknowimfake9019
    @scottcawthoniknowimfake9019 5 лет назад +1724

    “who’s talking about cars”
    *THATS URANUS*

  • @zonydragon1141
    @zonydragon1141 5 лет назад +4718

    *_"not as creepy as dipper's internet history."_*

  • @kaynzzzzz3038
    @kaynzzzzz3038 5 лет назад +3979

    18:16
    "Once when i was 7 years old"
    "I sat on a banana"
    "And of course that changed my life"

  • @StrayBulletXIII
    @StrayBulletXIII 3 года назад +320

    "You said bye squidward twice."
    *"I like squidward"*

  • @onesuperpsycho3615
    @onesuperpsycho3615 5 лет назад +1819

    "You know I kinda like being tied up in these cords."
    "Kinda FreAKY~"

  • @kennymccormick4428
    @kennymccormick4428 5 лет назад +7442

    That thumbnail....is nobody talking about it?
    Edit: My childhood was ruined years ago

    • @Focafoxxi
      @Focafoxxi 5 лет назад +99

      Right 😂😂

    • @zomxy
      @zomxy 5 лет назад +146

      HH, flutterdash

    • @flamingleo27
      @flamingleo27 5 лет назад +49

      Yea bronys

    • @arlene373
      @arlene373 5 лет назад +78

      I wanted the thumbnail as a wallpaper

    • @zomxy
      @zomxy 5 лет назад +26

      Flameing Leo I do like me some pinkiedash so I can't really argue HWGEDKFLGIBG at least I'm not a grown man right? xdd

  • @kaynzzzzz3038
    @kaynzzzzz3038 5 лет назад +2491

    11:52
    "Hot Belgian Waffles!"
    "Wait im alone..."
    "I can swear for Real!"
    "Son of a-"

  • @animusanemone8433
    @animusanemone8433 3 года назад +184

    1:23 as someone who grew up watching TMNT- There were a LOT more dirty jokes in the 2012 series.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 лет назад +5936

    "I’ve never seen buns that big!"

    • @tansybean1854
      @tansybean1854 5 лет назад +197

      "I have but let's leave truffles out of this"

    • @crindgyproductions9625
      @crindgyproductions9625 5 лет назад +81

      Manon Blackbeak he said truffles mom out of it

    • @zcaiikitten4255
      @zcaiikitten4255 5 лет назад +52

      Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
      "lemme grab those buns"

    • @dragon2218
      @dragon2218 5 лет назад +44

      "I have, but lets leave Truffles' mother out of this"
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rrrigbyyy
      @rrrigbyyy 5 лет назад +6

      Thanks

  • @bimapai2470
    @bimapai2470 5 лет назад +1545

    “Now Would You Open Your Textbooks To Page 69”

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 5 лет назад +15

      Galaxii Foxy Foxu yes we watched the video

    • @nascartoday8849
      @nascartoday8849 5 лет назад +29

      69 likes, nice

    • @bimapai2470
      @bimapai2470 5 лет назад +8

      #1carsking!
      N i c e

    • @bolbi1016
      @bolbi1016 5 лет назад +7

      I thought that she said 59 🙃

    • @itshuggins
      @itshuggins 5 лет назад +3

      I don't get it

  • @Permanently_Salty
    @Permanently_Salty 4 года назад +2275

    2:49
    Amethyst: "Hey man it's cool. I've seen your junk before."
    Steven's father: *sweats profusely*

    • @ludenburnt4708
      @ludenburnt4708 3 года назад +63

      Ok but why does amethyst even know about that stuff

    • @retronian8467
      @retronian8467 3 года назад +36

      The Steven universe story has deepened

    • @imrandom5340
      @imrandom5340 3 года назад +41

      @@ludenburnt4708 amythest and Greg have a "hystory" it's shown to us in the show.

    • @ludenburnt4708
      @ludenburnt4708 3 года назад +11

      @@imrandom5340 history*

    • @imrandom5340
      @imrandom5340 3 года назад +10

      @@ludenburnt4708 I was horribly tired last night

  • @twinarcher8123
    @twinarcher8123 3 года назад +200

    13:58 for anyone wanting to know, it means she said my finger was to small/not enough so I used my whole hand

    • @Burgerman123
      @Burgerman123 2 года назад +13

      That fits so well

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 2 года назад +8

      *fists

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 года назад +20

      Actually, it was more along the lines of: "At first she thought it might be the size of my finger, but then she was flabbergasted to see it was as big as my arm!"

  • @blissfuldreams4958
    @blissfuldreams4958 5 лет назад +3640

    12:11
    ‘You are not the only one with powerful eyes.’
    ‘Yeah but I bet I’m the only one with see through vision. *chuckle* ‘
    ‘ *blush* ‘

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 5 лет назад +135

      Belzing Animations
      Yes we watched the video

    • @real6121
      @real6121 5 лет назад +40

      No shit

    • @josephineemilia8431
      @josephineemilia8431 5 лет назад +94

      Oof my childhood 💀

    • @4lex4unk4n
      @4lex4unk4n 5 лет назад +96

      *oh son a bb a son of a bb oh son of a gun hehe u thought I was gonna say son of a bitch didn’t you

    • @dabby1180
      @dabby1180 5 лет назад +53

      *insert the lion sleeps tonight*

  • @vintendovs
    @vintendovs 4 года назад +2017

    12:36
    "Now, if you'll open your textbooks to page 69..."
    Oh, they knew damn well what they were doing with this one.

    • @whythehellamihere275
      @whythehellamihere275 3 года назад +36

      nice

    • @mawrd
      @mawrd 3 года назад +70

      Look at the chalkboard...

    • @yveltal825
      @yveltal825 3 года назад +47

      birds + bees = axolotl

    • @precotto5466
      @precotto5466 3 года назад +32

      Wait a minute page 69,learning about birds and bees… wait a fuckin minute they’re learnin about shrex

    • @unistealth
      @unistealth 3 года назад +3

      D: → >:D

  • @Mynameisreaper
    @Mynameisreaper 3 года назад +1901

    12:36
    This is Perfect
    "Birds + Bees = Baby"
    "Open your textbook to page 69"

  • @Chaotic10k
    @Chaotic10k 2 года назад +240

    16:50
    "It's hard to keep nuts in your mouth while you're crying"
    That's just too funny

    • @nateobrien354
      @nateobrien354 2 года назад +5

      Keep in mind this was during Season 9

  • @isthateli7082
    @isthateli7082 5 лет назад +4076

    “When I was seven years old I sat on a banana and... that changed my life”
    It better have been sideways 😳

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 лет назад +57

      Damemeboi 2 worst of all that he did it when he’s 7

    • @mirafzal2573
      @mirafzal2573 4 года назад +59

      Can u plz explain the joke at 9:09

    • @isthateli7082
      @isthateli7082 4 года назад +9

      Mir Afzal sorry the video is taken down for me

    • @jacenothing5456
      @jacenothing5456 4 года назад +8

      What time is it at

    • @isthateli7082
      @isthateli7082 4 года назад +2

      Jessie Everything idk the video’s blocked in my country

  • @lucyvisco
    @lucyvisco 5 лет назад +934

    I just realized how many tv shows really did have these innuendos

  • @ColChevy
    @ColChevy 5 лет назад +866

    3:30 wasn't even hidden. I found more dirty jokes in total drama island than any other cartoon

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 3 года назад +22

      then regular show?

    • @theyakkomanguy7522
      @theyakkomanguy7522 3 года назад +12

      Animaniacs: Am I a joke to you?

    • @kristenswanepoel1449
      @kristenswanepoel1449 3 года назад +1

      @EZRA BRAMAN I don't have Netflix😣
      I miss watching the show

    • @M17bully
      @M17bully 3 года назад +14

      @@kristenswanepoel1449 Every. Fricking. Season. Is. All. On. RUclips.

    • @acnhpro1534
      @acnhpro1534 3 года назад +1

      Bitch am I a roach?

  • @cinnamonrollypoly
    @cinnamonrollypoly 2 года назад +31

    "can you conjugate?"
    "But I've never even kissed a girl before."
    "No no, here, I'll conjugate with you."
    "Goodnight everybody."

  • @katabooz
    @katabooz 3 года назад +997

    12:03 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN ALL OF CARTOON COMEDY HISTORY

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 5 лет назад +712

    She’s 13 years old now
    Ice king: “whelp, I’m out of here goodbye everyone.”
    Me:
    “Excuse me *What in all of heavenly creation* ?”

  • @LucasMBoysOurRoy
    @LucasMBoysOurRoy 5 лет назад +1480

    "Fastest man alive, baby."
    "That's probably why you can't get a date."
    *Flex Tape can't fix that*

  • @izukuhimiko6879
    @izukuhimiko6879 2 года назад +60

    Can we just appreciate Ice King leaving Princess Gumball alone when it's announced she's 13? Hes a villain but he has standards

  • @madcock9156
    @madcock9156 5 лет назад +922

    13:17 someone call child protectiv service

    • @Milk_Toast
      @Milk_Toast 5 лет назад +39

      Sir, what is that pfp?

    • @madcock9156
      @madcock9156 5 лет назад +49

      @@Milk_Toast good question! It shows that I won't be going to heaven

    • @Milk_Toast
      @Milk_Toast 5 лет назад +28

      Ah, I see!

    • @stackofthwoks
      @stackofthwoks 5 лет назад +17

      Sir, what is that name?

    • @madcock9156
      @madcock9156 5 лет назад +26

      @@stackofthwoks oh I see, you have noticed my name to! Well it's what happens when your friend forced you to watch boku no pico more than once...

  • @cameron-mp3lz
    @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +775

    she’s 13 years old now..
    ice king: *aw, dangit! welp, i’m outta here. goodbye everyone.*

    • @AtomicOwl
      @AtomicOwl 5 лет назад +33

      At least he knows 😂😂

    • @fairyelno
      @fairyelno 5 лет назад +3

      Cameron Dzicek when

    • @cameron-mp3lz
      @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +6

      queen eleanor 9:46

    • @thomasf-w1722
      @thomasf-w1722 4 года назад +30

      Say what you will about his cowardice, but Ice King is on the right side of the law.

    • @saperboi116
      @saperboi116 3 года назад +4

      At least he has a brain

  • @koolaidman8242
    @koolaidman8242 5 лет назад +967

    17:46 this why Ralph is one of my favorite characters with Anger Issues

  • @etrotm1226
    @etrotm1226 Год назад +17

    9:42 Now I see why so many people ship Fluttershy and Big Mac together...

  • @charmxsbeanie218
    @charmxsbeanie218 5 лет назад +1923

    “I’ve never seen buns that big.”
    “I have, but let’s leave truffles mother out of this.”
    LMFAO

  • @cuzwhynot240
    @cuzwhynot240 5 лет назад +587

    0:50 “who’s talkin about a car?”WOOOOOAAAAHHHHH

  • @grassman1908
    @grassman1908 4 года назад +1116

    I saw Rainbow and Fluttershy and I went- “Haven’t seen that before then.”

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md 3 года назад +60

      11:47

    • @insertcreativeusername3915
      @insertcreativeusername3915 3 года назад +13

      How did I not notice that as a 5 year old-

    • @waaaah-_-
      @waaaah-_- 3 года назад +24

      Yeah you mostly just see mordecai and twilight nowadays

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 3 года назад +15

      @@waaaah-_- No, please, I don't wanna think about that again.

    • @allyallyjess
      @allyallyjess 3 года назад +23

      @@Figgy_Jub can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

  • @angieledesma1774
    @angieledesma1774 2 года назад +15

    0:10 " ah, honey l don't think it's gonna fit~"

  • @theannoyingdahg
    @theannoyingdahg 5 лет назад +560

    18:44 "Why Am I Sweaty? Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail."

    • @inactive3595
      @inactive3595 5 лет назад +25

      He may be little but he has big plans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg 5 лет назад +3

      @@inactive3595
      Screw you
      That's funny but screw you anways

    • @HachiLivesInHawaii
      @HachiLivesInHawaii 5 лет назад

      @@inactive3595 trigonometry? :D

    • @jocelyndecena1213
      @jocelyndecena1213 5 лет назад

      @@theannoyingdahg ,l

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 5 лет назад

      DanielMemez - Also Second Channel dipper has small brain

  • @justinl2005
    @justinl2005 5 лет назад +2262

    "She's 13 years old."
    A'ight I'm 'bout to head out
    Edit: Wow thx for the likes guys!

    • @COOL1nate
      @COOL1nate 5 лет назад +46

      VRChat in a nutshell.

    • @God-jd1ns
      @God-jd1ns 5 лет назад +32

      "Aight imma head out"

    • @L7Lakeira
      @L7Lakeira 5 лет назад +11

      I'm 13🐶

    • @Konagara
      @Konagara 5 лет назад +5

      COOL1nate LMaoOoOoO

    • @L7Lakeira
      @L7Lakeira 5 лет назад +4

      @EViiLDevil 86 wha

  • @moronribbons5774
    @moronribbons5774 3 года назад +770

    9:47 props to IK for respecting age boundaries here.

    • @cutecatsara123
      @cutecatsara123 3 года назад +75

      I wish more people did that instead of finding excuses to justify their creepy behavior damn.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 3 года назад +31

      Hey, there’s still bits of Simon in him.

    • @Thecoolmeister2005
      @Thecoolmeister2005 2 года назад +16

      Professionals have STANDARDS

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 2 года назад +2

      "M y d i s s a p o i n t m e n t i s i m m e a s u r a b l e"

    • @NaThingSerious
      @NaThingSerious 2 года назад

      He may be a creepy perverted stalker, but he’s no pedophile

  • @silverhawk7324
    @silverhawk7324 3 года назад +51

    17:26 Jesus Hawkgirl you didn't have to roast poor Flash like that.

    • @Semartify
      @Semartify Год назад +2

      I like how BatMan is having NONE of this immaturity.

  • @katladyklawson6840
    @katladyklawson6840 5 лет назад +1300

    "Bye Squidward, bye Mr Krabs, *Bye Squidward...* "
    "you said Bye Squidward twice."
    *I like Squidward...*

    • @sk_anarchry1735
      @sk_anarchry1735 5 лет назад +13

      he you know

    • @choccymilkboi7278
      @choccymilkboi7278 5 лет назад +10

      Katlady Klawson fanfiction writers: aw man

    • @skyunlimited5561
      @skyunlimited5561 5 лет назад +36

      The way he said it while wiggling his fingers tho

    • @bootifulpotato9575
      @bootifulpotato9575 4 года назад +18

      He's asexual now its been confirmed °v°

    • @_patchwork_projects_
      @_patchwork_projects_ 3 года назад +42

      @@bootifulpotato9575 even if he is, asexual people still have romantic relationships, just not sexual ones, unless of course they’re comfortable.

  • @benjaminklaassen4722
    @benjaminklaassen4722 3 года назад +661

    1:31 I'm... fairly confident that's not what the writers meant when they had Bunnie say that.
    9:47 Well, at least the Ice King has standards.

    • @fireplace3385
      @fireplace3385 3 года назад +31

      Professional have standards

    • @Madhayter
      @Madhayter 3 года назад +6

      @@fireplace3385 Snipin's a good job mate!

    • @fancyboi5918
      @fancyboi5918 3 года назад +10

      Ehh ice king is better than those pedos on twitter snapchat or discord

    • @Madhayter
      @Madhayter 3 года назад +1

      @NovaDaNyaw "I guarantee you'll not go hungry."

    • @brothadrknes4760
      @brothadrknes4760 3 года назад +1

      Yeeeah as a southerner there’s only one kinda one eyed snake that gets mentioned

  • @amingandrei
    @amingandrei 5 лет назад +329

    "Buster and Babs Bunny. No relation"
    "Let's hope not, it's a children's show"
    *SWEET HOME ALLABAMA*

  • @epicsans.9674
    @epicsans.9674 2 года назад +30

    “Harold saw your boobies?”
    *”Can we see?”*
    I completely underestimated the ridiculousness of Total Drama.

  • @ToonJavon
    @ToonJavon 5 лет назад +339

    “No, *finger* prince”
    “I don’t think so...”

    • @brazilbagel444
      @brazilbagel444 3 года назад +6

      it took me years to get that joke

    • @kosworker4285
      @kosworker4285 3 года назад +4

      It’s no longer gonna be “purple” “rain”

    • @aubfrog2662
      @aubfrog2662 3 года назад +1

      @@brazilbagel444 I don’t get it

    • @conlooka9356
      @conlooka9356 2 года назад

      @@kosworker4285 chocolate rain

    • @MarioMVasilev
      @MarioMVasilev 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aubfrog2662if you don't know what fingering is, than you are too young to know what fingering is

  • @jerlantorrijos6775
    @jerlantorrijos6775 5 лет назад +612

    It covered in my blood,sweat,tears,and other fluids
    0_o

    • @kennymccormick4428
      @kennymccormick4428 5 лет назад +26

      *WHAT FLUIDS DO YOU MEAN? HMMMMM?*

    • @juvonf3396
      @juvonf3396 5 лет назад +6

      @@kennymccormick4428 *HMMMMMMMM…*

    • @week5boy
      @week5boy 5 лет назад +6

      @@kennymccormick4428 how to bold words

    • @kennymccormick4428
      @kennymccormick4428 5 лет назад +2

      @@week5boy you don't know how?

    • @week5boy
      @week5boy 5 лет назад +1

      @@kennymccormick4428 no ;^;

  • @checkmate5336
    @checkmate5336 5 лет назад +241

    "Wait, I'm all alone...I can say it for reeeaaalll"
    "SON OF A B..."

  • @skloomforever
    @skloomforever 2 года назад +18

    is it me or cartoons for kids and teens always have a special place in our heart?! especially the ones that has a good story

  • @uwumaster1837
    @uwumaster1837 5 лет назад +317

    15:01 this is kinda wholesome

    • @Maya-ow6ku
      @Maya-ow6ku 5 лет назад +34

      They flirted so much that I shipped those two throughout the entire series and then after it ended Alex Meyers confirmed them to be a couple.

    • @crazykazoop8447
      @crazykazoop8447 5 лет назад +6

      i ship so hard

    • @gustavourbina8343
      @gustavourbina8343 5 лет назад +5

      Aren’t they siblings?

    • @griswoldthegoblin9420
      @griswoldthegoblin9420 5 лет назад +6

      Gustavo Urbina nope

    • @gustavourbina8343
      @gustavourbina8343 5 лет назад +3

      Lost In Some Galaxy I see it now

  • @blushingsprite
    @blushingsprite 5 лет назад +569

    I think everyone's childhood hasn't changed ;-;

  • @_TreeDragonFury_
    @_TreeDragonFury_ 5 лет назад +766

    2:32 behold the sass crotch XD

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 11 месяцев назад +7

    12:34 lmao, that was the most non-subtle joke ever that kids still wouldn't understand

    • @JayFiCreator
      @JayFiCreator 2 месяца назад

      That’s not the only thing in that show that is messed up!

  • @Focafoxxi
    @Focafoxxi 5 лет назад +259

    2:00 how are you....oh ...OH

  • @goofy_raccoonn
    @goofy_raccoonn 3 года назад +325

    12:01
    They didn’t even try to hide it he said it straight up in the end

    • @animationman7772
      @animationman7772 3 года назад +2

      I like too hear that becth

    • @Lybiasann
      @Lybiasann 3 года назад +2

      FR 😭

    • @DarkHorseNo1
      @DarkHorseNo1 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭

    • @SnowinBinxers
      @SnowinBinxers 3 года назад +5

      It’s because it was just as a joke and was never meant to be released to the public

  • @777Rowen
    @777Rowen 5 лет назад +326

    That thumbnail though... the rest of the vid is hilarious af.

  • @isaiahdeleon1022
    @isaiahdeleon1022 3 года назад +34

    3:22 i love this guy and his voice actor fair well

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious 3 года назад +248

    8:56 omg this is too good, just the “good night everybody”

    • @its-dylan0
      @its-dylan0 2 года назад +1

      I tried to hold in my laughter at 10 o'clock at night.

    • @Katto846
      @Katto846 Год назад +1

      I love Yakko’s animation during that.

  • @EmilyUniverse
    @EmilyUniverse 5 лет назад +608

    “Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward. ~”
    “You said bye to Squidward twice.”
    “I like Squidward.”

    • @abdulrahmanalzaid737
      @abdulrahmanalzaid737 5 лет назад +23

      HAAAH GAYYYYY

    • @narajayde520
      @narajayde520 5 лет назад +11

      Connie Maheswaran *gayness intensifies*

    • @8moothi5
      @8moothi5 5 лет назад +3

      Wait.. CONNIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HHERE THINK WHAT YOUR MOM WOULD SAY

    • @EmilyUniverse
      @EmilyUniverse 5 лет назад +4

      Doggo Express :3 videos like this randomly pop up in my recommended and its scary

    • @8moothi5
      @8moothi5 5 лет назад +2

      @@EmilyUniverse WoH

  • @leilliti9616
    @leilliti9616 5 лет назад +259

    1:06 why nobody is talking about this?? xdxd
    -I didn't realize how many dirty jokes were in Gravity Falls-

    • @unusedacc300
      @unusedacc300 5 лет назад +5

      CRAP YOU INVADER ZIM

    • @Lynn_707
      @Lynn_707 5 лет назад +5

      *This is why Zadr exists*

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 лет назад +1

      He searches creepypasta

    • @shalon8154
      @shalon8154 5 лет назад +2

      Asian in ur comments *nope*

  • @yvesus7
    @yvesus7 2 года назад +4

    “Let’s hope not, it’s a children’s show..” LOL

  • @ceeceehue9368
    @ceeceehue9368 3 года назад +532

    4:20 the Billy and mandy one was one of the most obvious dirty jokes lmao

  • @bonnet7666
    @bonnet7666 5 лет назад +651

    Amethyst: “No way dude it’s cool. I’ve seen your junk before.”
    And now Steven Universe has forever been ruined for me.

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 5 лет назад +33

      I wouldnt be surpresed if greg was just tryna go to the bathroom and amethyst just barged in trying to get help with steven.

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 5 лет назад +12

      @Israel Salgado greg wouldn't do that...or...would he?

    • @mush1438
      @mush1438 5 лет назад +11

      Don't worry, they're both older than 18

    • @Rosen.stylus
      @Rosen.stylus 5 лет назад +5

      (Not to mention meat beat mania or wiener in hand)

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 5 лет назад

      What's going on with your name...?

  • @garbageboilovespatrick7410
    @garbageboilovespatrick7410 5 лет назад +254

    3:30 he's a true man

  • @EzRida04
    @EzRida04 3 года назад +47

    17:26
    Ok but this is gold.

  • @6SamChat9
    @6SamChat9 5 лет назад +743

    16:50
    It's hard to keep nuts in your mouth when your crying.

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 3 года назад +618

    "Once when i was 7 years old i sat on a banana!"
    *"and of course that changed my life."*

  • @grumpy_roo
    @grumpy_roo 5 лет назад +284

    “Give me the bird!”
    “We’d love to, really, but the Fox censors won’t allow it.”
    Lmao just golden 👌🏾 that’s still one of my favorite lines from Yakko 😂😂 Animaniacs man, so damn brilliant lmao. Good lord this comp was hilarious tho

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 4 года назад +3

      Yeah and it’s hard to count how many times max has given you, DAVID the bird...

    • @sonidash216
      @sonidash216 3 года назад +2

      Bird:
      1. an animal
      2: another term for middle finger
      ex: give me the bird.

  • @lizzyblackburn1641
    @lizzyblackburn1641 3 года назад +21

    @13:38 I had no idea it was a dirty joke until now. I feel so stupid

    • @its-dylan0
      @its-dylan0 2 года назад +4

      I don't get how it's sea porn, can someone explain?

    • @NWRNo.17Misery
      @NWRNo.17Misery Год назад

      @@its-dylan0penis joke

    • @jjongolose
      @jjongolose 10 месяцев назад

      @@its-dylan0it looks like a dick getting hard…?

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 7 месяцев назад

      @@its-dylan0Well it’s a sea ammenone dancing.

  • @polaroidproductions3198
    @polaroidproductions3198 5 лет назад +239

    “When I was seven I sat on a banana, and it changed my life!”
    The only one that made me pause the video

    • @Jo-ny9ne
      @Jo-ny9ne 5 лет назад +2

      Thats not what he said

    • @Jo-ny9ne
      @Jo-ny9ne 5 лет назад

      @H M no

    • @mirafzal2573
      @mirafzal2573 4 года назад

      Can u explain the joke at 9:08 plz

  • @extra-celestial
    @extra-celestial 5 лет назад +217

    0:00 they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @strwbri3s
      @strwbri3s 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Smiwik
      @Smiwik 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @jcharmaine1
      @jcharmaine1 2 года назад

      🐙

    • @its-dylan0
      @its-dylan0 2 года назад +1

      Squidward's Sudicide almost became canon.

  • @lechikken
    @lechikken 3 года назад +236

    "It's not a joke, you nimrod, it's the League of Villains!"
    Excuse me, the W H A T

    • @XboxAxisII
      @XboxAxisII 3 года назад +14

      Mha reference?

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 3 года назад +13

      @@XboxAxisII this was before that show’s time, but I can see why you said that.

    • @insertcreativeusername3915
      @insertcreativeusername3915 3 года назад +7

      @@XboxAxisII The show predicted the future 😳✋

    • @XboxAxisII
      @XboxAxisII 3 года назад +2

      @@insertcreativeusername3915 yup

    • @J4M1FY
      @J4M1FY 3 года назад +4

      Ah yes, the crossover we all wanted.

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes 2 года назад +10

    I'm just genuinely enjoying seeing all of my old childhood cartoons in one big compilation tbh

  • @Raven-Purple
    @Raven-Purple 5 лет назад +323

    12:11 Best part of Starfire even when she blushes is adorable as hell

  • @rocking0067
    @rocking0067 5 лет назад +91

    "I just got a phonecall from someone called i dont give a FLYING-"

  • @aceofthorns7944
    @aceofthorns7944 5 лет назад +197

    _"Wait… SpongeBob doesn't have hair… or does he?"_
    Thank you for ruining this scene for me

    • @glamrose3661
      @glamrose3661 4 года назад +7

      I still can't figure out what that means.

    • @sarahlilly1745
      @sarahlilly1745 4 года назад +11

      @@glamrose3661 It means that Sandy might think that Spongebob might have hair growing from his private areas.

    • @theflash7688
      @theflash7688 4 года назад +9

      @@glamrose3661 sandy thinks he has pubes

    • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203
      @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 2 года назад +1

      Hairballs

  • @ashlanders687
    @ashlanders687 3 года назад +2

    "Besides, if I drive a group of boys to the movies in this outfit they'll arrest me!" WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED-

  • @ThePancakeProductions
    @ThePancakeProductions 3 года назад +217

    I legit REFUSE to believe that Animaniacs was a kids show

  • @googieskookies791
    @googieskookies791 5 лет назад +411

    11:13 had me-
    12:01 NEVERMIND THIS HAS ME EVEN MORE-

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 5 лет назад +16

      Googie's Kookie's I loved the war one it was so good. I’m glad it was made [12:01]

    • @kasiakactus8761
      @kasiakactus8761 5 лет назад +14

      No ones talking about 12:26 though XV

    • @googieskookies791
      @googieskookies791 5 лет назад +2

      @@kasiakactus8761 69 XD

    • @winwinlimitlessera6891
      @winwinlimitlessera6891 5 лет назад +1

      Second one, Low-key wasn't expecting that.. this is for kids?!?!

    • @googieskookies791
      @googieskookies791 5 лет назад +1

      @@winwinlimitlessera6891 lol back in the day it was ALOT less filtered

  • @angelabaxter9479
    @angelabaxter9479 4 года назад +436

    0:01 That episode has a dark theory that Squidward tried to hang himself because he never seem to be happy, and yeah...idk if it's true, though-

    • @M17bully
      @M17bully 3 года назад +33

      Obviously Not True... Canonically The Only Thing Squidward Does Is Hang Up A Birds Nest But People Love To Turn This Into An Squidward Sui....

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 3 года назад +9

      @@M17bully and it’s a creepypasta , usually aren’t scary but… I was wrong, I was too curious I had nightmares till this day, I went too deep

    • @jadeplayswithanimations9011
      @jadeplayswithanimations9011 3 года назад +9

      It's called Squicide UwU
      but, all jokes aside, it is acrually quite sad if it's true

    • @insertcreativeusername3915
      @insertcreativeusername3915 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, that’s actually kind of sad.. then Squidward Su!c!de was made-

    • @crwlermadsin1191
      @crwlermadsin1191 3 года назад

      The Squidward Suicide thing was actually referenced in the Randomland episode.

  • @withourhandscoveredinwounds
    @withourhandscoveredinwounds 3 года назад +4

    “I loved, I lost, and I saw boo-“
    *You have been banned from the Mickey Mouse Club for inappropriate behavior*

  • @emilturbo5
    @emilturbo5 5 лет назад +177

    "She's 13 years old"
    Ice King: A'ight I'mma get outta here
    If you know, you know

  • @lewdens
    @lewdens 3 года назад +222

    4:12 I wasn’t paying attention and i thought he said “Fuck out the poison” I had to rewind to make sure it wasn’t my imagination

  • @luciusives531
    @luciusives531 3 года назад +19

    0:31 dipper: *sees fully clothed women*
    Also dipper: "ew!"

  • @CookieMonster-gy3rj
    @CookieMonster-gy3rj 5 лет назад +211

    “Fastest man alive”
    “Explains why you can’t get a girlfriend”
    I get it! It means th-
    Flash:DON’T YOU FLIPPING DARE!!

  • @litsoul6427
    @litsoul6427 5 лет назад +80

    "Just shake the meat to the beat"
    Lucio:OOOoOOOOoooooOOOooHhHhhhh TimE to aCceLerate

    • @dylandolsky440
      @dylandolsky440 5 лет назад +2

      "Speeeeeeed BOOOOoooOoOoooOOoOOOSsSTTTttT!!!!!!!!!"

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 5 лет назад +59

    8:56 *"GoOd NiGhT EvErYbOdY-"*

  • @c-lao
    @c-lao 4 года назад +245

    17:55 the clip that started it all

  • @mikkelhansen7445
    @mikkelhansen7445 5 лет назад +417

    12:00 one of the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @SkillIssuedCatto_YT
    @SkillIssuedCatto_YT 3 года назад +18

    02:11 - I see that Mr.Bean is a man of gamer girl culture.

  • @thezheani1434
    @thezheani1434 5 лет назад +250

    I honestly miss Total Drama Island 😂

  • @Nazzybearrr
    @Nazzybearrr 5 лет назад +92

    “Nevermind that just give me the bird”
    “We can’t this is a family show.”
    BRUH I WATCHED THAT SHOW AS A CHILD XD

  • @metallyill697
    @metallyill697 4 года назад +96

    "I found Prince!"
    "No no no, fingerprints!"
    "I don't think so-"

  • @1870p_p
    @1870p_p 2 года назад +4

    I'm very proud of Dipper saying "ew"
    You are underrated

  • @thetransitguy5594
    @thetransitguy5594 3 года назад +51

    “I’m the fastest man alive”
    “Isn’t that why you can’t get a date?”
    The burn of the decade

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 4 года назад +81

    3:29 Jesus... and i thought "marrying an anime pillow" being said in gumball was straightforward

  • @kingironicglowingmind
    @kingironicglowingmind 5 лет назад +124

    1:23 my reaction to the jokes I'm just now realizing

    • @stxrsforaub
      @stxrsforaub 4 года назад +1

      AHH

    • @JayFiCreator
      @JayFiCreator 2 месяца назад

      That’s how I felt when I saw Teenage Robot for the first time! Trust me, I would know!

  • @anijay64
    @anijay64 2 года назад +5

    12:03 legendary moment in cartoon history. I think it was actually suppose to be the animators and voice actors having fun but still. Probably the first cartoon to swear.

  • @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss 3 года назад +260

    0:56 we watched that episode during school at lunch and I heard multiple different reactions... I don't think all the adults got it-

    • @MagnoGetMoney
      @MagnoGetMoney 3 года назад +17

      Oh they got it, they just didn’t want you to know that they did.

    • @ArteRed123
      @ArteRed123 2 года назад +7

      I hope she was thinking about body hair, not the banana one

  • @ynnuf2455
    @ynnuf2455 5 лет назад +571

    14:18 is this a gay Thing?