+B1u3Soul I find it especially funny in that rather than get turned on, Luka was in all sorts of panic mode...I wonder why....Yeah, you do not want to be around Bayonetta in any way shape or form, even if it's in the bedroom when she's in that sort of mood!
For those who didn't make it through the video, I'll summarize. Person: says something. Bayonetta: epic sarcastic remark that involves some kind of sexual innuendo.
+Matias Franco Gracia also, upon a rewatch, some Cereza scenes DO have innuendo. "Do I look like I have a child? Making them though, well, THAT'S another story."
Miguel the musician Torres actually they never cut their hair , witch can change their appearance anyway they want. if you don't believe me , you can search online for Bayonetta wikia
Bayonetta: "do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them...well, that's another story" Luka: "you've getting the wrong idea!! I mean it might be the right idea...but not right now, right?" So did they ever...you know?
+DrScaphandre Hyper-sexual, double entendre spewing, profane Umber Witch Bayonetta is fighting an overweight plumber, his princess girlfriend, and his pet dinosaur. God bless Nintendo.
Unpopular opinion... I don't find Jennifer Hale as that much of a talented VA as people make her out to be. Her roles have always been "generic woman voice" apart from a few roles she had in cartoons where she exaggerates her vocals--and generic woman Bayonetta is not. Yes, she may have a larger and more impressive resume, but Hellena's few performances as Bayonetta are much more memorable and iconic than nearly all of Jennifer's roles combined.
Yeah, Hellena now is a big disappointing but I still love her work as Bayonetta, ghis combination was ICONIC Hale try to copy this but still feel so strange as the new official voice
Funny how much emphasis this game puts into "be a strong girl, dont take shit from anyone, no need for father figures" and yet, its constantly attacked by SJWs for being objectifying and sexist.
***** It wasnt a GamerGate centric post, but a generalized one. But if you immediatly think of GG, it probably affects you more than you say, and therefore isnt such a BS thing.
***** Well, i just used it, since is the first "buzzword" that came into my mind to descripe every looney who takes games FAR to serious like that, im sorry to have rubbed you the wrong way with it. This was the last thing i intended. I just looked up some Bayonetta footage to get myself hyped up for the WiiU release and read some outrageous reviews online, reviewed some of Bayo 1s cutscenes and laughed pretty hard that it actually debunks most of their claims of it being "just about the sexism", because despite being a leather (hair) wearing domina, Bayonetta is one of the best role models you could get...well, minus the killing and stuff :P
***** Hey, you havent bugged me. It was i who got onto your nerves ;) And i really feel you with the whole thing. I still think that GG is quite important, but i too hope that it comes to an end soon, as i cant take the constant hate going back and forth anymore. Well, enough of that. Have fun with whatever youre watching, thanks for the video and also, thanks for being one of the few people on here, who is able to exchange a few lines without throwing a hissy fit :)
I'm a lady and I never once thought this game was sexist. I think she's an awesome character, not just cause she's a sadistic badass (that's icing on the cake) but she's fricken strong witted. It would be sexist if Luka told her to get back in the kitchen and make him dinner
KATintheBLACK I bet Luka could just suck up...on a lollypop ;) Thank you so much for your comment. Although the Uploader doesnt want a discussion like that here, which i respect, i think your comment is super important, as it clearly shows: "Boobs arent important, its really the one who has them who counts". Thank you.
9:33 This scene still cracks me up everytime lmao 19:43 DON’T FUCK WITH A WITCH! 21:42 Literally, me and my best friend. Except she’s Bayonetta, and I’m Jeanne.
So where was I? Oh yes, your kind invitation. I do hope you've prepared dessert as well. Oh what a lovely tea party! And dancing, too! Cereza, my dear, watch and learn!
For once, seeing the comments made my day. for the longest time, I thought a lot of people were disdainful of the bayonetta story. I mean, granted, it's not the most important element of the game, but aside from the length of the opening and pre-balder cutscene, I really don't get what's not to like.
"flock off feather face" I shat myself when she said that when I first played it and my dad was watching me play (baring in mind I was like 13 maybe 14) xD
So basically everything she says, I fucking love Bayonetta
i know right she's one hot witch 😍😍😍😏😏😏
Her voice actress must've had a great time doing this role
She did I think anyway
Helena Taylor!
And the funniest part she didn’t even know what the character was or who she was 😂. She basically voiced Bayonetta blindedly. True profesional
This comment aged like gold dude
Came here to say this.
Bayonetta: Where are you from?
Cereza: Im from my house.
*SPEECH 100*
10:26
i feel like a fucking celebrity in this town
Yeah that line was FUNNY
+Jordan S "EYE FEAL LEIK AE FAKING CELIBERTIE EN DES TAOWN."
+MarioaddictC I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town
"See that? Everyone rushes at me like crazed fans! They still haven't figured out that I don't give autographs."
Squid "C DAT? EVERY1 ROSHIS ET MEH LEIK CRIZED FENS! DEY STELL HIVIN'T FEGIRED AOUT DET EYE DOAN'T GEVE OUTOGREFS."
my favorite one is :Don't f*** with a witch
"I feel like a Fucking Celebrity in this town"
9:27
"Come now Cheshire, do I look like I have any interest in children. Now making them, well that's a different story." XD cracks me up every time
+B1u3Soul I find it especially funny in that rather than get turned on, Luka was in all sorts of panic mode...I wonder why....Yeah, you do not want to be around Bayonetta in any way shape or form, even if it's in the bedroom when she's in that sort of mood!
+StryderK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+StryderK Who knows how kinky Bayo is? I'd be scared, too.
For those who didn't make it through the video, I'll summarize. Person: says something. Bayonetta: epic sarcastic remark that involves some kind of sexual innuendo.
+Vince Shadell The Cereza scenes' quotes involved some kind of sexual "innuendo" to you?? Check again bro.
Matias Franco Gracia I meant to put "usually" in there. must have missed that when i was rewording it
Vince Shadell It's ok, bro!
+Matias Franco Gracia also, upon a rewatch, some Cereza scenes DO have innuendo. "Do I look like I have a child? Making them though, well, THAT'S another story."
In summary; EVERY-FUCKING-THING THAT GOES OUT OF BAYONETTA'S MOUTH IS AWESOME
I couldn't have said it any better.
Mr. TeM hoi
Yep
Only Bayonetta can make a funeral funny and awesome at the same time. Even her own funeral it seems.
Bayo teaching valuable life lessons to Cereza always gets me 😭
uhhh... Bayo IS Cereza
ThatOneLittle MacMain Bayo teaching valuable life lessons to chibi Bayo always gets me*
Me and Bayonetta share a hate for crying children and cockroaches.
Yes we are the same my dear You just know how much I hate crying babies and cockroaches.
xD
I'm more of a hate of crying children and crickets... so annoying at night....
well a crying baby cockroach would be dreadful
weeabo 5ever truely terrible
+Cereza Umbra dear me that be unbarable
10:26 When you're trying to sleep, but everybody in the house keeps calling for you because they need help with something or another....
Lol
This is my whole childhood
When you realize bayonetta got a haircut for 2 and Jeanne let her hair grow. While in 1 Bayonettas hair was long and Jeannes was short LOL
Miguel the musician Torres actually they never cut their hair , witch can change their appearance anyway they want. if you don't believe me , you can search online for Bayonetta wikia
If only i wanna see another Lumen Sages(excluding balder) helping Bayo and Jeanne
But in bayo 2 victory screen. Bayonetta says" Like my new haircut?"
@@akeemtaylor8375 Technically a haircut, But like... Not
"Did Bayonetta get a haircut?"
*well yes, but actually no*
my life goal is to be the male equivalent of bayonetta
+GamecubeGrant Guys, guys, you can ALL be Dante!
SA MEEE?!?!
+ted bundy Bayonetta is my spirit animal
+Traveling Fox mine too
+Robin_The_Sorcer :D Aww well, death battle proved you wrong :/
Bayonetta: "do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them...well, that's another story"
Luka: "you've getting the wrong idea!! I mean it might be the right idea...but not right now, right?"
So did they ever...you know?
Bayonetta can do better than Luka.
LukeMM95 BURN!!
LukeMM95 Shots fired.
...You're right though.
+KATintheBLACK does witch have the puss-puss
+KATintheBLACK Never. lol. She's like "watch but don't touch" with him. Cuz she sees him as a child plus she knows he's a pervert. LOL
I will miss this voice, this is the real Bayonetta.
You’re correct
Too bad she’s a terrible liar
It was good while it lasted, right?
Cry harder
"I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town"
*gets hit by a fucking bus*
She doesn't get hit by a bus.
Umbran Witch 🌙 'Twas a joke, my friend
kinda sad that your name is umbran witch and not umbra
josselino lopesneves
I used the word Umbran instead of Umbra because I feel like Umbran has more depth than Umbra.
well, you're kinda right
Don't fuck with a witch.
3:48 Yours is a face only a mother could love - ouch HAHA
Iulia Blaga burn and a half
And one I could never forget
If only I remembered where from.
*Makes video show-casing their favorite quotes - shows the entire game* XD
That’s what happens when the MC is a sassy goldmine
16:00
"ugh another talketive type"
body languge: KISS MY ASS
"Do I look like i have any interest in children?...
Now, making them... well, thats another story"
Oh my co... I mean, my god!!! xD
And now this woman is in Super Smash Bros.
I love you all. :'D
+DrScaphandre Hyper-sexual, double entendre spewing, profane Umber Witch Bayonetta is fighting an overweight plumber, his princess girlfriend, and his pet dinosaur. God bless Nintendo.
don't you mean Mario Princess Peach and Yoshi
My smash bros main!!
I still miss Helena’s voice… it was just so perfect for Bayonetta. :/
Unpopular opinion... I don't find Jennifer Hale as that much of a talented VA as people make her out to be.
Her roles have always been "generic woman voice" apart from a few roles she had in cartoons where she exaggerates her vocals--and generic woman Bayonetta is not.
Yes, she may have a larger and more impressive resume, but Hellena's few performances as Bayonetta are much more memorable and iconic than nearly all of Jennifer's roles combined.
@justinluc2572 well guess what. You ain't getting anymore, cry some more.😢
@@jilp2002 Jennifer Hale is dropping bayo? Awesome!
Hellena, you'll forever be Bayonetta
Not anymore.
That lying scoundrel.
yeah.. the anti-abortion thing was kinda fucked up
She will be. The others can fuck off lol
Yeah, Hellena now is a big disappointing but I still love her work as Bayonetta, ghis combination was ICONIC
Hale try to copy this but still feel so strange as the new official voice
"Welcome to my fantasy Zone....Get Ready"
😂
Continue with a hip swing so violently, my ass is quakinh
"Welcome to MY fantasy zone, get ready!"
mmm, gotta love that Sega fanservice
"youre not from vigrid are you, where are you from?"
"im from my house!"
pull the fucking trigger bayonetta
+Santiago Torres yea I did forgive her !! I found the scene really funny
Kudos to Hellena Taylor for voicing gaming's favourite witch
Cereza doesn't even go up to Bayonetta's knees, how did she get so tall
There are normal looking women in that universe, Cereza was also normal, but making the pact with madama butterfly changed her form.
Well she is 500 years old
Thottie Energy from Madama Butterfly
I've heard drinking milk does wonders...
Luka is like 9 feet tall then LOL wtf
Funny how much emphasis this game puts into "be a strong girl, dont take shit from anyone, no need for father figures" and yet, its constantly attacked by SJWs for being objectifying and sexist.
***** It wasnt a GamerGate centric post, but a generalized one.
But if you immediatly think of GG, it probably affects you more than you say, and therefore isnt such a BS thing.
***** Well, i just used it, since is the first "buzzword" that came into my mind to descripe every looney who takes games FAR to serious like that, im sorry to have rubbed you the wrong way with it. This was the last thing i intended.
I just looked up some Bayonetta footage to get myself hyped up for the WiiU release and read some outrageous reviews online, reviewed some of Bayo 1s cutscenes and laughed pretty hard that it actually debunks most of their claims of it being "just about the sexism", because despite being a leather (hair) wearing domina, Bayonetta is one of the best role models you could get...well, minus the killing and stuff :P
***** Hey, you havent bugged me. It was i who got onto your nerves ;)
And i really feel you with the whole thing.
I still think that GG is quite important, but i too hope that it comes to an end soon, as i cant take the constant hate going back and forth anymore.
Well, enough of that. Have fun with whatever youre watching, thanks for the video and also, thanks for being one of the few people on here, who is able to exchange a few lines without throwing a hissy fit :)
I'm a lady and I never once thought this game was sexist. I think she's an awesome character, not just cause she's a sadistic badass (that's icing on the cake) but she's fricken strong witted.
It would be sexist if Luka told her to get back in the kitchen and make him dinner
KATintheBLACK I bet Luka could just suck up...on a lollypop ;)
Thank you so much for your comment. Although the Uploader doesnt want a discussion like that here, which i respect, i think your comment is super important, as it clearly shows: "Boobs arent important, its really the one who has them who counts".
Thank you.
11:43 This is still one of my favourite moments in the series to date
YoU fReAkInG fUrRy!!
Nah jk, there's nothing wrong being a furry.
7:34
"I am one hundred percent done with your mummy bullshit Cereza"
It should have been called.....all bayonetta speaking parts
"I feel like a fcking celebrity in this town" LMFAO I CACKLED
13:40 rare moment in video games, looks more like a movie scene
I love how there's pretty much a quote from every single cutscene. She deserves such.
cereza is just one of the cutest characters OMGEEE 🍥🐇❄🚿🍦💫💗✈🌙
n yet bayonetta didnt at first wonder why does she look so much like herself as a kid?
The new VA is fine. But Helena Taylor was just too perfect.
Too bad she got greedy.
@@brandonkruse6412 ????? That has nothing to do with any lack of evidence on both sides
@@haaendaaz3619 Get fucking real. Your idol admitted to lying.
@@mabuhayimplottingyourdemis423 lies. ***
My favorite quotes are when she unleashes her wicked weave and either says, "The End" or, "Hell with it." Those are some great quotes too.
Wicked weave bitch im screaming
4:30 Dante shows up from behind angel: “…Or you can stick around and find out the hard way!”
TBF them teaming up would be great
1:10 it was in this moment, that this game entered my top games list
Deadass
I find it cute when she rides a bike and says "it's time to go vrooom"!
Let´s rock, baby! Best Ringtone ever!
"I feel like a fucking celebrity in this Town"
"Don't fuck with a witch"
+GamecubeGrant yaaaaaaaassssss
Rick Raves
Let's rock baby!
-Dante from DMC
-Waka from Okami
-Bayonetta from Bayonetta
My favorite :
"As long as there's music, i'll keep on dancing Mwah"
9:33 This scene still cracks me up everytime lmao
19:43 DON’T FUCK WITH A WITCH!
21:42 Literally, me and my best friend. Except she’s Bayonetta, and I’m Jeanne.
So where was I? Oh yes, your kind invitation. I do hope you've prepared dessert as well. Oh what a lovely tea party! And dancing, too! Cereza, my dear, watch and learn!
1:11 just as I'm in real life.!!! this is one of my tattoos..
"as long as there's music.. I'll keep on dancing.!!"
I'm here watching this video as tribute to Ms. Hellena Taylor, the OG Bayo.
Who has just came here after the Bayonetta 3 controversy to rehear how great Helena's lines were?
-edit- this comment aged well
😀✌🏻
Her lying, manipulative behavior completely turned me off of anything to do with her character.
@@brandonkruse6412 she didn't lie, if anyones lying its YOU.
@@thecoolcarhd4402 There's proof she lied dude, go look at the latest videos
@@davidelfin94 that’s literally not even proof
Coming back after Bayo 3, and even after all the drama going on, I really do miss Helena
"I'm very fond of stuffed animals." Um... OK then!
Well as a child she did have that cat plush thing
Is she a furry?
For once, seeing the comments made my day. for the longest time, I thought a lot of people were disdainful of the bayonetta story. I mean, granted, it's not the most important element of the game, but aside from the length of the opening and pre-balder cutscene, I really don't get what's not to like.
she placed down a peeing statue to pee on Order.... I love this woman!
I know not in same universe but would like to see a DMC Bayonnetta crossover game, where you switch between playing Bayonnetta and Dante.
Its happening.
+Waluigi-chan proof?
+Waluigi-chan REALLY?!
me too
Kirumi Toujou Nope, you're an idiot.
Enjoy this voice. This is the last time you’ll hear hers in a VA role. RIP to her career.
19:25 You won't call Balder "Father", you'll call him daddy:')
bro everything she says are the best parts
This is basically every quote.
because every quote is fucking amazing.
Great vid, buy you forgot an amazing one:
"TIME TO GO VROOM!"
I can't believe I missed the "Let's Rock Baby"
Kamiya is a genius
Everything she says is a quote.
14:00 Oh God, the feels
19:43 was just as good! :D
"flock off feather face" I shat myself when she said that when I first played it and my dad was watching me play (baring in mind I was like 13 maybe 14) xD
Honey this is pure camp
I like how she said fantasy zone, and thats also a sega game, WHICH PLATNUM GAMES WORKED WITH!
Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get ready!
Fly me to moon and let me play among the stars..
Let me see what's spring is like on Jupiter and Mars...
In other words
Hold my hand
@@mag1cjok3 In other words
@@iridian2195 daring kiss me...
Cereza: Guns!
me: ah, the sound of sweet poetry.
0:48 An NRA members wet dream.
9:30
Two seconds later: These two have knocked me out of my mind.
I will cherish this forever.
"You can go another round, can't you?"
you missed "rest my friend...I'm off to get that black cat!"
bayonetta is my spirit animal
"Welcome to my fantasy zone!" God i love that stage intro.
now we are my new best friends at least one of them is an adult they should be okay right XD
I fucking love that line. It cracks me up regardless of how much I hear it.
I love those quotes from Bayonetta.
Everything she says is a catchphrase
Have you noticed that little Cereza sounds like that baby girl penguin from Happy Feet 2? She reminds me of her so much XD
"I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town"
*Gets hit by a bus*
3:58 LOVE that part. She sounds so dominant and threatening
I swear to god this is just my mom if she didn't have a child.
Everything she says is a good quote
Everytime cereza calls bayo "mummy" take a shot
Gamer Face There goes my liver.
The Flat Bartender rip liver
*bang*
10:26 to 10:48 The quote that made this game gold!
“Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns!”
So much for a cat always landing on his feet, Cheshire.
Sass mode activated!
Bayonetta 3 it's here!
DAT HEART SHAPED ASS AT 5:49
afterwards comes a warning to all potential suitors for Bayonetta lol.
5:43 where bayonetta step on everyone
Bayonetta voice is so nice
*"Bayonetta's best quotes"* "GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!"
I have got to start using these lines.
Dayum! Bayonetta's kickin' ass now!!
16:20 Oh, fucking hell!
I told you, I'll be right back
"if you need to talk to a lady, call your Mom" or whatever the Smash Ultimate taunt is, it's by far the most savage voiceline in fgc history
the best one ever 19:43
she's will be in super smash Bros. We let this happen.