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34:32 Hey Mr.Bobsheaux what song is that? I know it's a horrible movie that that song has a nice tone to it. If you could please tell me I would much appreciate it.
His voice actor is the best one in the cast as well as the most famous for other, vastly superior works. And he was in all three Titanic animated movies. So he's instantly the best and brightest character.
I wonder how this movie is made: "I want to make an animated Titanic movie for kids." "How's this?" "NO! Kids won't pay attention unless there's talking animals!" "How's this?" "No! Make it stupider!" "How's this?" "NO! STUPIDER!" "This?" "STUPIDER!" "This?" "STOOPEDUUUUUUUMR!" *crosses eyes before his brain caves into a void.*
How about Auschwitz: The Extermination Camp animated family film? Btw, hate to inform you of this but nobody will remember 9/11 in a hundred years. You know why? Because it will pale to insignificance compared to far more deadly and tragic events before and after 9/11 happened. The sinking of the Titanic was almost forgotten in the 1950's already (might be that the two world wars were far more serious with 10million and 60 million dead) and interest was piped with Walter Lord's 1955 novel "A Night to Remember" about the Titanic and the well-received 1958 movie (without which no baby boomers would have known of the sinking either). Until Robert Ballard discovered the wreck in 1985 the ship was virtually forgotten again. Hardly anybody knew about it before James Cameron's movie in 1997. And today? A whole new generation who never saw the movie believe it's "just a movie". Now the thing is. Titanic will continue to draw people's interest (those who study history) because it's such a "perfect disaster" with the ship of dreams sinking on its maiden voyage. Nobody will care about some long-dead terrorist and his attack on two old skyscrapers most won't even know by name since they don't exist anymore (unlike say the Eiffel Tower which is instantly recognizable to everybody). Nobody will ever make a Titanic-like movie about 9/11 because nobody wants to honor terrorists and bring up an event that has been done to death already. Especially not one with fictional soap opera characters like Jimmy Cameron's copy-and-paste-job. So yeah, don't worry. There won't be an animated 9/11 movie made in a hundred years. I very much doubt this event will even be mentioned in the history books in a hundred years. In the grand scheme of things and with the benefit of a century of hindsight it will be a footnote at best. Almost 40,000 Americans died in the Korean War and over 100,000 were wounded. How many today know about the Korean War? 2 in 10? If you live to a hundred years. Use your brain. It will save you throughout your life.
@@jamesshunt5123 There is one enormous difference between 9/11 and the sinking of the Titanic. 9/11 lead to major political consequences, both domestically in the US and in terms of geopolitics, like starting the longest war in US history (Afghanistan) and serving as an excuse to start the Iraq War, which plunged the entire Middle East into chaos and indirectly, at least partially, caused a refugee crisis that led to the rise of far-right parties all across Europe. The sinking of the Titanic had no comparable impact whatsoever.
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I think the king of Atlantis is the real villain: 1.Everybody the Atlanteans encounter (the animals, the toys, and the humans) are prevented from leaving Atlantis once they are taken there. What kind of "good king" doesn't let his friends leave his kingdom? 2. He masterminds a way to defeat the rebel mice and their allies (the sharks) in battle, thus getting rid of internal AND external threats to his rule in one stroke. 3. He uses the humans and mice as pawns to advance #2, and "rewards" them by marooning them alone on and island to die! A paradise island, but remember they have NO right to refuse! 4. He NEVER EVEN SHOWS HIS FACE. What kind of good guy who's supposed to be 100% friendly not show his face? 5. That jack-in-the-box fish is as creepy as shit. I think he's evil too! 6. Think about how much potential for a villain this guy could be. He's got advanced technology and a diverse toy-aquatic-terrestrial-hybrid army with LASERS and amnesia rays!
There's got to be way more in this screwed Titanic-butchering-universe canon then we can see...just think about what they had to do to that fish to give him a spring coming out of his body!
What's worse: They're immortal. They are stranded on an island for all of eternity. All of their loved ones will die. They can never leave the island which will eventually erode and fall apart. They will have to watch helplessly as the planet ages and then proceeds to be swallowed by the sun. But here's the real kicker: Because they are immortal, they will survive this hellish ending and be cast adrift *FOR ETERNITY* Slowly watching the universe die. Unable to breathe. Unable to move. Unable to break away from suffering. When, at the end, trillions of years into the future, the universe finally dies, they will be alone. In nothing. Ever. I ask you: Does immortality really sound like a good thing now?
You know, I think of something. While the Rats plan to "take over the world" while the sharks likes to be a bastard and hates yellow, The merfolk and alantians: 1. Kidnapped the main group 2. give them a "special treatment" while giving them a strange potion 3. Have their toy abomination straightly tell them after the clash of broken music, "They can't go home" 4. After giving the Rats the wrong elixir, they straightly decided to go to War against them 5. Instead of taking them back home they took them to a remote island for all of eternity and 6. Cheer when the leader of the rats and his crew ends up in the asylum for the rest of their lives It kinda makes you wonder: Who's the *real* bad guy
Film theory: This movie is nothing but a freaking acid trip by the grandfather mouse, who became a hopeless addict after the trauma of the Titanic. It's the only one that remotely makes sense.
Oh boy...I hope they kept that one character who was completely irrelevant to the plot, whom was only there for comic relief... And the whole movie in general, has nothing to do with the tragedy, which was 9/11. YAY. Oh yeah, AND EVERYONE LIVES...
Ah, yeah, I remember how Disney promoted Olaf like crazy. From that standpoint, it's kind of crazy to think that a Disney movie advertised with a doofy comic relief snowman (and doesn't have Pixar's name slapped on it) ended up becoming Disney's next magnum opus (at least, that's what everyone says it is). Then again, Frozen had people working on it who actually cared about what they were producing beyond "it'll shut the kids up and make us lots of money even if we put the bare minimum of effort into it". Tentacolino, meanwhile, never had that advantage, and suffered for it.
This movie actually makes the other other Titanic look good by comparison.....Ohhhhh.....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I can literally feel myself dying inside
Why haven't I found you sooner! I love your style of comedy; you remind me so much of Nostalgia Critic! Please keep on keep on, you deserve more subscribers.
What was funny is that the Smiles in both films is actually voiced by the same actor who voices the Rapping Dog from the other Titanic movie! Shocking, isn't it?
+Bobsheaux I just found out about your channel last night and have been binge watching some of your vids (started off with the Alpha and Omega "series") and came to this. I love your style. I paused at the Rule 34 remark and scrolled down to find out if anyone has found anything and you just checked yesterday. You are a fucking trooper sir.
What in hellfire... I have officially lost faith in humanity. I'm sorry. I know I probably wasn't related to anyone on that ship, but HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?????? A rapping shark? REALLY?????
I honestly don't know what the creators of this abomination were snorting during its production. The rapping shark is bad enough, and YET they manage to top that with a stereotypical gay fish. Even gay al from South Park would be insulted by this, and he's a freaking cartoon.
I´ll say this, I think the first one is worse than Tentacolino. Why you may ask? Well, I found the first one more insulting to all those who lost their lives in the tragedy by simply saying; _"Hey guess what? Nobody died on the Titanic because of the help from a few mice and whales (WHALES ARE SUPERIMPORTANT BTW!!!)"_ Don´t get me wrong, this movie is still terrible and mindraping as all hell, but atleast they didn´t try their nobody dies btw save the whales bullcrap with another real disaster from history.
I'm sorry. I can't get through this in one sitting. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to take the occasional break to look at myself in the mirror and cry.
@@artbytesia cuz it's fun and people get the chance to learn from them and think about the many better directions the story could've had. The 'don't like don't watch' is a rather poor argument on par with 'it's a kids thing'. If we don't watch what we don't like, how can you expect to improve or grow? How can we expect anyone to improve? That's my point of view, at least
@@andrewpinedo1883 ok no I’m not so sure because there are some sick individuals who would do this not caring that it’s an insult to the titanic, and also the fact that these two characters ARE LITERALLY DOGS!
How does one rule over the earth with an elixir that allows them to breath underwater? Well, you could melt all the polar and mountain ice caps and auction off the elixir to the highest bidders.
Peter Toye Nah. The worst kind; eternal life (and presumably eternal youth). You can die if you get shot or shanked or have your head chopped off or something like that, but you're never going to die of old age. It sounds cool at first, but then you realize that you get to sit and watch all your not immortal and still aging friends and family die, and you have to attend all of their funerals without them attending yours.
In the movie Legend of the Titanic, Connor has kids and grandkids so they found some way to escape from that island. That could be their next sequel, Escape from Atlantis.
In the other movie, Connor had it good. A wife, Stella, grandkids, and a New York apartment. It don't get any better than that, especially for a mouse. The writers of this movie ruined his life! He should sue them, then force them to watch their own movie! #RescueTopConnor!
I honeslty would like to see the same people who made this movie make a spinoff film or TV show with just the mice. I don't know why but I seem to be a sucker for animated films that feature anthropomorphic mice in them
The R.M.S Titanic sinks, about 1,500 people die, to 1. Titanic is saved by Tentacles. 2. "Jack" and the Captain survive. 3. "Jack" and "Rose" look for Titanic. 4. They live in Atlantis.
I commend you for having the kind of mental fortitude to make such an observation. Most other folks can't watch this movie without their brains oozing out of their ears in a desperate attempt to escape. >.< lol
boxorak and that's the reason why I had to review this movie, I do written reviews since 8th grade, before I graduated I saw that he wasn't going to review this movie so I decided to review the entire thing, and it was painful when I reviewed in June 2012, and it's still painful three years later.
+Mobcraft101 It's also disrespectful because over all these are piss poor films even for kids or even adults. All three Titanic animated movies are wretched excuses for entertainment.
Maybe the mouse was just senile when he was telling the story Grandpa mouse: and that’s how we found the titanic and then lived on an island for the rest of our immortal lives in fact I’m STILL on that island to this day Grandson mouse: looks like grandpas of his meds again
I think the Atlantis King is the true villain of this movie! He got an army of human size toys and Aquaman clones under his control ready to die for him, He made a plan to destroy a (justified) group of rebellion by the inside, He kidnapped the main characters forcing them to live on a desert island for the rest of their life and He banned scredrivers from his kingdom for his sick pleasure. Man, this dude is a real evil mastermind!
funny, on imdb goofs section for this movie one of them says "Factual errors: The 2 parts of the titanic were never put together, nor was the entire ship relocated at the bottom of a forgotten island."
I've also now seen this reviewed my Mysterious Mr Enter and Nostalgia Critic. I did like them too but this remains the best. Of course this was the first review I saw of it so the impact of it was unique. But if I remember right this made me subscribe to you.
@@Bobsheaux Kind of had some holes in its logic though. 1. The Titanic sinking was the main event of the first movie while this was called "Tentacolino" for some reason, so the complaint about this movie being disrespectful did not make any more sense than if it was about the life of a Titanic survivor having a nonmagical adventure after that experience besides making the Titanic "legendary." 2. No hinting that this was probably "soft reboot" kind of thing when there should have been more ways it failed as a sequel than the "Grandpa Mouse Paradox." 3. The "time paradox" requires the prior events of the first movie to be dependent on when the mouse became a grandpa, I think. On the bright side, you are always better than the Blockbuster... Buster.
The review that started it all. Bob, I just wanted to say: thanks for all the years of great content. You're insanely talented, funny and underrated, and I sincerely hope you get more attention soon.
Turns out Nostalgia Critic did end up reviewing it. Also, when Animat eventually ended up reviewing it too, he did provide a way that both movies could be canon: the events of this movie could just be one of Conners' crazy stories.
*Mickey Mouse-faced? It's more like a mutant clone of Casper the friendly ghost. *Forget dubstep, THAT is the worst techno I've ever heard. Are you sure the fish with the slinky strap-on isn't the real villain? *15:19 Louie from Ducktales? Might as well bring up that 3 of the humans remind me of Blackjack characters too. *So not only did they rip off Tony & Fievel's design from An American Tail, but an entire scene from Fievel Goes West? *19:05 I guess He'd be Warren T. Rat then? & the english voice actors probably called in Alan Smithee on this one. *The king's voice....The narrator from DragonStrike? "Feel brave tonight? Brave enough to do battle with hideous monsters?"
About your question on why the octopus isn't named Tentacolino, there might be an explanation for that. I searched this movie on wikipedia (yes I did that) and apperantly the english version is titled `` In Search of the Titanic`` so maybe in the original the octopus is actually called tentacolino and the english version changed it's name, since they changed the title. ALso, I just realised that I've wasted my time writing this comment. Yay! BTw, nice review.
+Mario Quade I was the one who tried to shut down Mike Honcho's in TF2! I was the one who delayed Half-Life 3! I was the one who started the FN@F fanbase! I was the one who convinced Derek Savage to take down those videos! I was the one who wrote Oogieloves! I was the one who caused the Keemstar debate! I was the one who canceled the Legend of Dragoon sequel! I was the Toriel cosplayer who gave that one guy a blowjob and stole his wallet! JUST TURN THIS MOVIE OFF!!!!
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THIS MOVIE may possibly make the least amount of sense out of any movie I've ever seen to the point where it actually should have wiped itself out of existence. The level of sense is far in the negatives, half-way through this review I was like "WHAT EVEN... WHO THE... WHAT IS THIS THING!!??"
Dear god, this is the trippiest movie ever! What did I smoke to see that?! *Checks* I'm not smoking anything I didn't take anything!! HOW THE HECK DID THE DRUGS I DIDN'T TAKE SUDDENLY KICK IN DURING THE MUSICAL NUMBERS?!
Since NC won't review this sequel your thoughts regarding this trainwreck just beg to question. How could there be a sequel to the Titanic, go against so much of what the history of Titanic was about and how this ended up being a batshit braindead as the second animated Titanic film. Amazing how Italy have their own way of interpreting histories greatest tragedies and not so much disrespecting them but ripping out their eyes and shitting in their eye sockets. Good stuff Bob. I enjoy your stuff.
@@Mad-Hatter-ison Yeah, blame all of Italy for what is clearly made by some shady (read mafia) animation company employing illegal immigrants or something and producing this crap for very little money and then making a quick buck from all the braindead parents thinking it's some "animated Titanic for kids". For all we know they might even have smuggled drugs with the dvd cases since nobody, and I do mean *nobody* would ever buy these godawful films. Do you honestly think that whoever made this had the intention of making a good movie? I read somewhere that the animation studio that did this seemingly only exists on paper and the man in charge of it has never been located and is mostly just a fictional man set up as a "legal front" to launder mafia money. By the time local authorities realize it's all a scam the mafia have already made their money (most of it from laundering) and nobody can't prove they didn't actually sell a million of these dvd's . Watch The Producers (the 1968 original). Some film makers have figured out you can make quick money from a scam and exploiting loop holes.
@@artbytesia Please. Everybody except a few stupid kids know the Titanic disaster was real. They just made it to earn a quick buck from being associated with the name Titanic. They knew there's no shortage of ignorant suckers out there willing to buy any crap if it just carries some name they associate with something "good and exciting". A friend of mine used to own a convenience store in which he also had dvd rentals. I once told him:"It's amazing how much money utterly horrible movies make." He smiled and replied:"I survive from tons of dumb people renting stinkers. Had they just rented good movies I'd go out of business long ago." And in an instant I suddenly understood how hordes of stupid morons grant bad movies - and that includes cheap knock-offs made by shady studios (owned by crime syndicates) - the existence they shouldn't have. Let me break it down for you. 1. Bored housewife/single mom/hardworking bottom feeder/welfare queen has a poorly developed brain only able to deal with whatever she (sometimes he) recognizes as "familiar and good". 2. Above mentioned person going to the convenience store/dollar-store/local surplus store. 3. Above mentioned person discovering an "animated Titanic" movie. 4. Immediately coming to the "conclusion" (basically just an instinctual connection) that since the Hollywood big budget version was amazing this must be amazing too. Heck, even if it's just half as good it's still good to watch. 5. Seeing the low prize tag immediately thinking she (or he) found a bargain. 6. Thinking about their kids. And mind you this is more in the vein of "keeping the kids occupied in front of the tv at whatever cost" so they won't bother than actual being mindful of providing the kids with something educational or at least genuinely good and entertaining. 7. Buying the dvd because all above steps sound "good". Now you'll say to me such a person does not exist. Well, you'd be wrong. If one just bothers to study people in one's midst one will never learn much about what a vast array of people there are and what a huge span can be found between the highly educated, clever and informed and their polar opposite. And as much as I hate saying or admitting this: There's quite the number of dumb people out there. Therefore - as long as those exist then these horrible movies exist because somebody cleverly exploited people's stupidity. Do you have any idea how many fake Rolexes (and other fake premium watch brands) are sold to gullible tourists worldwide?? Why? Because all these idiots want to be seen wearing an "expensive watch".
Oh, wow, Doug Walker doesn't know what a comedy land mine he's sitting on with the sequel here. Wow. I can feel my soul dying just looking at the clips you supply.
Ratchet the Rat96 Ewa Eagle already answered that back in July, but just to be clear: Rule 34 means that no matter what piece of intellectual property it is, someone has made or will make pornographic material based on it. Often for, as we would say, "shits and giggles" or "The Lulz!" - getting people angry or confused with disturbing art is one of the most benign forms of trolling.
Wait a minute! Bob... At the end of this video... You wore a "Star Wars" shirt and an "Epic Mickey 2" Oswald hat. And this episode was posted approximately five months before Disney announced they were acquiring LucasFilm. You were in on the deal, weren't you? WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW?
The Legend of the Titanic is the most offensive movie I've ever seen. Denying 1500 deaths in one of the worst maritime disasters in history? That's low.
It's always interesting to see terrible movies that don't consider their setting. If this movie is supposed to take place in 1915, it would be in the middle of WWI.
The parody song of Mr. ray from Finding Nemo was a *very* nice touch Bob~ but seriously out of all the reviews for this piece of mind melting murder yours has got to be the funniest and shows just HOW bad this is. Others try to almost censor by not showing much of the movie, most likely because they can't keep up with the stupidity and make it funny, but you embraced the challenge and it shows! Bravo sir~ you've earned a subscriber today ~
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That's nice and goodbye cruel world, you made this movie and now I'm going end it.
*Jumps into a black hole*
did you know they also made it into a tv show- fun fact
34:32 Hey Mr.Bobsheaux what song is that? I know it's a horrible movie that that song has a nice tone to it. If you could please tell me I would much appreciate it.
Bobsheaux I have a question about to ur girlfriend. Is she a furry?
@@ionstriker3721
She has gone on record saying that Zigzag is her spirit animal. ;)
"I've died and gone to doggy hell!" I think it says alot when one of the main characters see's Atlantis and thinks he's in hell.
I think that's why he was given a gun. He's sadly the smartest character in the movie.
Yeah...it's sad when a random dog is smarter then your leader! ...if you can call anyone in this movie remotely close to a leader. XD
I'm going to admit that I laughed really hard when he said that
His voice actor is the best one in the cast as well as the most famous for other, vastly superior works. And he was in all three Titanic animated movies.
So he's instantly the best and brightest character.
well lets be honest any dumb animal _(dumb as in cant speak)_ whould be smarter than any *THING* thats there im sure
I wonder how this movie is made:
"I want to make an animated Titanic movie for kids."
"How's this?"
"NO! Kids won't pay attention unless there's talking animals!"
"How's this?"
"No! Make it stupider!"
"How's this?"
"NO! STUPIDER!"
"This?"
"STUPIDER!"
"This?"
"STOOPEDUUUUUUUMR!" *crosses eyes before his brain caves into a void.*
XD
I'm sure that's at least 95% accurate to how it all went down.
Lolz, also I’m pretty sure another reason talking animals are in here is because Disney did it.
In one hundred years from now there will be animated movies of 9-11. I hope I'm dead by then.
How about Auschwitz: The Extermination Camp animated family film?
Btw, hate to inform you of this but nobody will remember 9/11 in a hundred years. You know why? Because it will pale to insignificance compared to far more deadly and tragic events before and after 9/11 happened. The sinking of the Titanic was almost forgotten in the 1950's already (might be that the two world wars were far more serious with 10million and 60 million dead) and interest was piped with Walter Lord's 1955 novel "A Night to Remember" about the Titanic and the well-received 1958 movie (without which no baby boomers would have known of the sinking either).
Until Robert Ballard discovered the wreck in 1985 the ship was virtually forgotten again. Hardly anybody knew about it before James Cameron's movie in 1997. And today? A whole new generation who never saw the movie believe it's "just a movie".
Now the thing is. Titanic will continue to draw people's interest (those who study history) because it's such a "perfect disaster" with the ship of dreams sinking on its maiden voyage. Nobody will care about some long-dead terrorist and his attack on two old skyscrapers most won't even know by name since they don't exist anymore (unlike say the Eiffel Tower which is instantly recognizable to everybody).
Nobody will ever make a Titanic-like movie about 9/11 because nobody wants to honor terrorists and bring up an event that has been done to death already. Especially not one with fictional soap opera characters like Jimmy Cameron's copy-and-paste-job.
So yeah, don't worry. There won't be an animated 9/11 movie made in a hundred years. I very much doubt this event will even be mentioned in the history books in a hundred years. In the grand scheme of things and with the benefit of a century of hindsight it will be a footnote at best. Almost 40,000 Americans died in the Korean War and over 100,000 were wounded. How many today know about the Korean War? 2 in 10?
If you live to a hundred years. Use your brain. It will save you throughout your life.
Olivia Loves Snow most likely
@@jamesshunt5123 There is one enormous difference between 9/11 and the sinking of the Titanic. 9/11 lead to major political consequences, both domestically in the US and in terms of geopolitics, like starting the longest war in US history (Afghanistan) and serving as an excuse to start the Iraq War, which plunged the entire Middle East into chaos and indirectly, at least partially, caused a refugee crisis that led to the rise of far-right parties all across Europe. The sinking of the Titanic had no comparable impact whatsoever.
The first movie will have the rapping dog return or we riot
"Come on, drink!" That's how the Jonestown Massacre started.
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!!
+Jaceblue04 Uh Oh......
+Jaceblue04 (O.O)
+Jaceblue04 Don't think, *drink*!
more like don't drink, think!
Sweet Jesus... This movie is the definition of adding insult to injury.
More like insult to death.
Fun fact: This movie is available for free on youtube, if you dare. It been four years, and RUclips doesn't even think its copyright is worthy of enforcing
Even they know when a movie is so bad it’s not worth the legal team’s time.
It's blocked in Russia (I did a livestream a while back where I reacted to the movie, and that's how I know)
Thank goodness for that. I want RUclips to do things for Free.
The dog's name is Smile?
...this is the origin of the smile.jpg dog, I'm calling it!
LOL just the one from the movie is scary
+AuroraKnux
My friend has a dog called smile :>
Anyone else notice the guy human is optomistically moronic?
AuroraKnux do I know you from nostalgic chirtack
TINY FOX TIM agreed
God, I remember seeing this mess of a film as a kid while I was sick. I threw up at the end of it due to it making my migrane worse.
+bubblegum bitch May I ask how you came across this film? It can't have been on TV... Or I really hope not...
It was on TV, unfortunately. However don't remember what channel it was on, only that it was german.
You get migraines from this too?
I don't think you need to be sick to get migraine from this
@@TheIronDragonBrigade I’M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUORLIQUOR LIPS
I think the king of Atlantis is the real villain:
1.Everybody the Atlanteans encounter (the animals, the toys, and the humans) are prevented from leaving Atlantis once they are taken there. What kind of "good king" doesn't let his friends leave his kingdom?
2. He masterminds a way to defeat the rebel mice and their allies (the sharks) in battle, thus getting rid of internal AND external threats to his rule in one stroke.
3. He uses the humans and mice as pawns to advance #2, and "rewards" them by marooning them alone on and island to die! A paradise island, but remember they have NO right to refuse!
4. He NEVER EVEN SHOWS HIS FACE. What kind of good guy who's supposed to be 100% friendly not show his face?
5. That jack-in-the-box fish is as creepy as shit. I think he's evil too!
6. Think about how much potential for a villain this guy could be. He's got advanced technology and a diverse toy-aquatic-terrestrial-hybrid army with LASERS and amnesia rays!
There's got to be way more in this screwed Titanic-butchering-universe canon then we can see...just think about what they had to do to that fish to give him a spring coming out of his body!
Insectoid Inheritor He's supposed to be a jack-in-the-box. Yeah... someone DESIGNED this thing to be enjoyed by small children. >.
You know if it were a half way intelligent film that might have been a good twist honestly.
Bobsheaux dude you never pointed out the fact the send two people who have no experience in the Navy to find the titanic.
What's worse:
They're immortal.
They are stranded on an island for all of eternity. All of their loved ones will die. They can never leave the island which will eventually erode and fall apart. They will have to watch helplessly as the planet ages and then proceeds to be swallowed by the sun. But here's the real kicker: Because they are immortal, they will survive this hellish ending and be cast adrift
*FOR ETERNITY*
Slowly watching the universe die.
Unable to breathe.
Unable to move.
Unable to break away from suffering.
When, at the end, trillions of years into the future, the universe finally dies, they will be alone.
In nothing.
Ever.
I ask you:
Does immortality really sound like a good thing now?
you are a brave, brave man to review this trainwreck. god, rest your soul.
You know, I think of something.
While the Rats plan to "take over the world" while the sharks likes to be a bastard and hates yellow,
The merfolk and alantians:
1. Kidnapped the main group
2. give them a "special treatment" while giving them a strange potion
3. Have their toy abomination straightly tell them after the clash of broken music, "They can't go home"
4. After giving the Rats the wrong elixir, they straightly decided to go to War against them
5. Instead of taking them back home they took them to a remote island for all of eternity
and
6. Cheer when the leader of the rats and his crew ends up in the asylum for the rest of their lives
It kinda makes you wonder: Who's the *real* bad guy
Who are the bad guys? Simple. The people who made this insanity.
Little did they know that the events of Tentacolino would come to fruition in 2023.
Film theory: This movie is nothing but a freaking acid trip by the grandfather mouse, who became a hopeless addict after the trauma of the Titanic. It's the only one that remotely makes sense.
Waiting for the 9/11 sequel
Oh boy...I hope they kept that one character who was completely irrelevant to the plot, whom was only there for comic relief... And the whole movie in general, has nothing to do with the tragedy, which was 9/11. YAY. Oh yeah, AND EVERYONE LIVES...
Give it time
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
+Folan Wolf EVERYONE LIVES, INCLUDING THE TERRORISTS.
+Elijah Clark THE TERRORISTS LEARN ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND TURN NICE! :D
The demon spawn of He-Man and My Little Pony!???? xD
So not only are there gay undertones in He-Man, but also implied bestiality?
And also Captain Planet??!!!
Yes! XD
More like An American Tail and other things that do not mix with An American Tail in a blender.
From my Little pony 😄😁😄
Boy, the dubbing in this movie makes 4Kids look competent.
(Has PTSD about 4Kids One Piece intro)
+Cellisperfect
-Kills self because of repeated violent PTSD episodes-
who didn't -_-
Remember how people thought Olaf would become the next Jar Jar Binks. Well that puffer fish had beaten him to it.
Ah, yeah, I remember how Disney promoted Olaf like crazy. From that standpoint, it's kind of crazy to think that a Disney movie advertised with a doofy comic relief snowman (and doesn't have Pixar's name slapped on it) ended up becoming Disney's next magnum opus (at least, that's what everyone says it is).
Then again, Frozen had people working on it who actually cared about what they were producing beyond "it'll shut the kids up and make us lots of money even if we put the bare minimum of effort into it". Tentacolino, meanwhile, never had that advantage, and suffered for it.
boxorak
I like olaf though But i hate that spring toy F*** fish pingo even olaf would want to kill pingo
Patrick Donnolley
I thought olaf is cool......And i **** hate pingo....
Pip bernadotte Oh don't get me wrong i love Olaf. But even he would admit that Pingo is an obnoxious twat.
Patrick Donnolley
I know agreed.
This was the very first Bobsheaux review I have ever seen, right after Nostalgia Critic's review of that Titanic animated movie!
Same here! A pretty good introduction, I must say.
Same Here. What a great introduction to the Best Reviewer himself.
This movie actually makes the other other Titanic look good by comparison.....Ohhhhh.....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I can literally feel myself dying inside
That's saying something.
Why haven't I found you sooner! I love your style of comedy; you remind me so much of Nostalgia Critic! Please keep on keep on, you deserve more subscribers.
I died at 'Let me in you idiot!'
I agree.
It's strange that the animators advanced through every single frame and not regretted going through with each one immediately.
What was funny is that the Smiles in both films is actually voiced by the same actor who voices the Rapping Dog from the other Titanic movie! Shocking, isn't it?
Guess that roles for English speaking voice actors are rare in Italy.
POLE7645 dude's gotta eat.
No he isn't
I legitimately wonder if there is now R34 of those dogs done simply to spite Bob.I sure as hell ain't lookin' it up!
+PurpleWind64 what is rule 34?
+Jimbo Green If you can recognise the R in R34, you should know what it is.
PurpleWind64 That doesn't make any sense.
+PurpleWind64 Nothing yet. lol
+Bobsheaux I just found out about your channel last night and have been binge watching some of your vids (started off with the Alpha and Omega "series") and came to this. I love your style. I paused at the Rule 34 remark and scrolled down to find out if anyone has found anything and you just checked yesterday. You are a fucking trooper sir.
24:05 this is how I imagine the pitch for this movie went down
This comment wins. lol
What in hellfire...
I have officially lost faith in humanity.
I'm sorry. I know I probably wasn't related to anyone on that ship, but HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?????? A rapping shark? REALLY?????
I honestly don't know what the creators of this abomination were snorting during its production. The rapping shark is bad enough, and YET they manage to top that with a stereotypical gay fish. Even gay al from South Park would be insulted by this, and he's a freaking cartoon.
I´ll say this, I think the first one is worse than Tentacolino.
Why you may ask? Well, I found the first one more insulting to all those who lost their lives in the tragedy by simply saying;
_"Hey guess what? Nobody died on the Titanic because of the help from a few mice and whales (WHALES ARE SUPERIMPORTANT BTW!!!)"_
Don´t get me wrong, this movie is still terrible and mindraping as all hell, but atleast they didn´t try their nobody dies btw save the whales bullcrap with another real disaster from history.
Agreed, this isn't a Titanic movie. Just a really really odd concoction.
you make a very good point
I'm sorry. I can't get through this in one sitting. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to take the occasional break to look at myself in the mirror and cry.
I see that Doug walker brought you here.
hemmingwayfan If you don't like it, then don't watch it.
Don’t tell me you’re a fan of this garbage movie, Blake...
@@livelybubbs6242 I'm not, don't worry. I just don't get some things, is all, like why people watch bad movies if they don't like them.
@@artbytesia cuz it's fun and people get the chance to learn from them and think about the many better directions the story could've had. The 'don't like don't watch' is a rather poor argument on par with 'it's a kids thing'. If we don't watch what we don't like, how can you expect to improve or grow? How can we expect anyone to improve? That's my point of view, at least
"This is scary"
An actual line from the dreaded techno song.
1:25
Imagine saying that in any other context
Hahahahahahahahaha!
I lost it at "Nurse Dallas cheerleader" xD
+Jack Duripper Wow, that IS a pretty terrible sentence out of context, isn't it? lol
Bobsheaux at 15:30 you can hear someone saying this is scary
"And worse even still, nobody dies!"
Oh, the tragedy.
No you fool, now there will be rule 34 pictures of this! You've doomed us all!
Trust me no one would willingly make 34 art of shit like this
@@willbiesen8031Are you sure about that?
@@andrewpinedo1883 ok no I’m not so sure because there are some sick individuals who would do this not caring that it’s an insult to the titanic, and also the fact that these two characters ARE LITERALLY DOGS!
30:58
Hey Don Juan, Mr. Rogers called. He wants his sweater back.
I've seen both your review and the Nostalgia Critics and honestly, yours is better Bob. No disrespect to the critic but you're awesome man.
I like that NC didn't upstage Bobs review. Bob did an excellent job. This is my favorite review of his.
Aww, thanks, guys. That really means a lot to me. ^_^
Aww, thanks, guys. That really means a lot to me. ^_^
Aww, thanks, guys. That really means a lot to me. ^_^
Have you seen the Mr. Enter review?
How does one rule over the earth with an elixir that allows them to breath underwater? Well, you could melt all the polar and mountain ice caps and auction off the elixir to the highest bidders.
Exactly, it doesn't make you invincible to an army of people with machine guns.
Assuming that the writers gave a shit
+ademetal It makes people immortal, apparently.
+The G-Wing But what kind of immortality? True as in you can't die or like you have to be destroyed beyond repair?
Peter Toye Nah. The worst kind; eternal life (and presumably eternal youth). You can die if you get shot or shanked or have your head chopped off or something like that, but you're never going to die of old age. It sounds cool at first, but then you realize that you get to sit and watch all your not immortal and still aging friends and family die, and you have to attend all of their funerals without them attending yours.
This makes The Room seems Oscar worthy.
kmcfarland at least that film had effort and ambition behind it
Oh god. Pinkie Pie has turned into a toy fish with all good traits about her taken away
Kinda like the unholy child of Pinkie Pie and Big Gay Al (just listen to that voice).
"What have you been writing about, Jeffrey? Have you been drinking?"
The movie itself understands it's problems...how?!
Watching this review, I'm reminded of the closing line of Apocalypse Now: "The horror... The horror..."
*Heart of Darkness
Was I the only one who was fuckin' creeped out by that ending??
Seriously, that rapping dog still gives me nightmares...
+mehdude9999 I meant the ending of the review, when he left the couch and some weird-shit face popped up with a scary-ass demonic laugh.
+Adam Cederblad I most definitely was.
You ain't the only one. I was pretty creeped out too.
In the movie Legend of the Titanic, Connor has kids and grandkids so they found some way to escape from that island. That could be their next sequel, Escape from Atlantis.
NO! Don't you dare to give writers of this abomination any ideas!
In the other movie, Connor had it good. A wife, Stella, grandkids, and a New York apartment. It don't get any better than that, especially for a mouse. The writers of this movie ruined his life! He should sue them, then force them to watch their own movie! #RescueTopConnor!
I honeslty would like to see the same people who made this movie make a spinoff film or TV show with just the mice. I don't know why but I seem to be a sucker for animated films that feature anthropomorphic mice in them
Well, yes. There was a TV cartoon that followed this.... and it was the worst of the lot. ruclips.net/video/1rwgisjrXYg/видео.html
The R.M.S Titanic sinks, about 1,500 people die, to
1. Titanic is saved by Tentacles.
2. "Jack" and the Captain survive.
3. "Jack" and "Rose" look for Titanic.
4. They live in Atlantis.
Not only is the bouncing fish obviously homosexual, he has a phallic like object named SCREWY.
I commend you for having the kind of mental fortitude to make such an observation. Most other folks can't watch this movie without their brains oozing out of their ears in a desperate attempt to escape. >.< lol
Trust me, my brain had already left at that point. I think that's the only reason I even noticed.
Thanks, now I can't unsee that description
That spring fish thing makes Pinky Pie bearable. That's a sentence I never thought I'd utter.
+Zhanrae30 So true!
+Nivek Draco that's what she'd have us believe......ponilluminati confirmed.
"Bearable?" Meaning she isn't? Heck, she's endearing.
Well, if handled badly she can be kind of annoying...
@Theropod Hunter G3 Pinkie Pie is endearing.
G4 Pinkie Pie is an annoying abomination. FIM is terrible and its pink bitch is the worst.
Nostalgia Critic would be institutionalized if he ever reviewed this....
Probably why he said he'll never review it.
boxorak and that's the reason why I had to review this movie, I do written reviews since 8th grade, before I graduated I saw that he wasn't going to review this movie so I decided to review the entire thing, and it was painful when I reviewed in June 2012, and it's still painful three years later.
Gus Rodriguez he did
boxorak He WILL. Rob Walker personally told me they are considering a review.
he already did look at his channel.
I wish people would just stop making these stupid titanic rip offs! It's disrespecting a historical event that killed so many people!
Yeah, and I wish all that money could've gone to donating to starving children or even Dr. Dino's minitry
+Mobcraft101 It's also disrespectful because over all these are piss poor films even for kids or even adults. All three Titanic animated movies are wretched excuses for entertainment.
lastswordfighter none exactly!
Mobcraft101 Though I know of another Titanic even worse than these. The Asylum's Titanic 2.
I know it horrible!😭😭😭😭
I feel sorry for any child who saw this and thought this and the other bad move actually happened!😱
15:23 - 15:38 = THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DIE WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC
You know what else has a pretty color..?
_Windex!_
x_x
What's windex?
A cleaning spray
This movie would make an excellent torture device.
Maybe the mouse was just senile when he was telling the story
Grandpa mouse: and that’s how we found the titanic and then lived on an island for the rest of our immortal lives in fact I’m STILL on that island to this day
Grandson mouse: looks like grandpas of his meds again
I think the Atlantis King is the true villain of this movie! He got an army of human size toys and Aquaman clones under his control ready to die for him, He made a plan to destroy a (justified) group of rebellion by the inside, He kidnapped the main characters forcing them to live on a desert island for the rest of their life and He banned scredrivers from his kingdom for his sick pleasure. Man, this dude is a real evil mastermind!
This would have left the rapping dog from Titanic: the legend goes on in tears.
Turkish Rambo had better lip-synching than this!
funny, on imdb goofs section for this movie one of them says "Factual errors: The 2 parts of the titanic were never put together, nor was the entire ship relocated at the bottom of a forgotten island."
I've also now seen this reviewed my Mysterious Mr Enter and Nostalgia Critic. I did like them too but this remains the best. Of course this was the first review I saw of it so the impact of it was unique. But if I remember right this made me subscribe to you.
Thank you, that really means a lot to me. ^_^
did i hear the dog say he they were taking him to doggy hell?
Yup. Doggy Hell. Weird...
Somebody needs to okay "Party Time" over actual pictures and footage of the titanic and the wreckage just to show how disrespectful these movies are
+Armin Arlert the Forgotten Soldier (Aɾмιи Aɾℓєɾт) already done.
I think JonTron did it. I'll have to check it.
15:29 You can actually hear someone say "This is scary".
Your review is better than NCs imo
Thanks for saying so. ^_^ My day's made! lol
@@Bobsheaux
Kind of had some holes in its logic though.
1. The Titanic sinking was the main event of the first movie while this was called "Tentacolino" for some reason, so the complaint about this movie being disrespectful did not make any more sense than if it was about the life of a Titanic survivor having a nonmagical adventure after that experience besides making the Titanic "legendary."
2. No hinting that this was probably "soft reboot" kind of thing when there should have been more ways it failed as a sequel than the "Grandpa Mouse Paradox."
3. The "time paradox" requires the prior events of the first movie to be dependent on when the mouse became a grandpa, I think.
On the bright side, you are always better than the Blockbuster... Buster.
30:17 Ladies and Gentlemen, he's lost it.
The review that started it all.
Bob, I just wanted to say: thanks for all the years of great content. You're insanely talented, funny and underrated, and I sincerely hope you get more attention soon.
8:23-8:27 Well, it does make sense that Oddy is useless, considering he's underwater, and therefore would be all wet.
Turns out Nostalgia Critic did end up reviewing it. Also, when Animat eventually ended up reviewing it too, he did provide a way that both movies could be canon: the events of this movie could just be one of Conners' crazy stories.
He did, and it was shit.
It’s A LOT FUNNIER than this lol.
*Mickey Mouse-faced? It's more like a mutant clone of Casper the friendly ghost.
*Forget dubstep, THAT is the worst techno I've ever heard. Are you sure the fish with the slinky strap-on isn't the real villain?
*15:19 Louie from Ducktales? Might as well bring up that 3 of the humans remind me of Blackjack characters too.
*So not only did they rip off Tony & Fievel's design from An American Tail, but an entire scene from Fievel Goes West?
*19:05 I guess He'd be Warren T. Rat then? & the english voice actors probably called in Alan Smithee on this one.
*The king's voice....The narrator from DragonStrike? "Feel brave tonight? Brave enough to do battle with hideous monsters?"
You've been very smart since I've seen you on the comment sections of these videos...And yet your profile pic still baffles and terrifies me.
Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala I have a strong fascination with deformity, kitsch, glitches, & hilarious nightmare fuel.
I actually do too XD What do ya know!
+Jill Sandwich
"*Mickey Mouse-faced? It's more like a mutant clone of Casper the friendly ghost."
I like to call him "Octo-puppy".
+TheALPHA1550 Cute!
About your question on why the octopus isn't named Tentacolino, there might be an explanation for that. I searched this movie on wikipedia (yes I did that) and apperantly the english version is titled `` In Search of the Titanic`` so maybe in the original the octopus is actually called tentacolino and the english version changed it's name, since they changed the title. ALso, I just realised that I've wasted my time writing this comment. Yay! BTw, nice review.
9:04
I honestly thought that was Bobscheaux making fun of the dialogue by dubbing over it...wowza DX. Bad writing.
Yeah, I WISH my audio sounded this good back then... lol
I need a screwdriver after watching this film...make it on the rocks, please.
What about a Sonic screwdriver? That might fix this movie's problems.
+TF2Fan101 The Sonic Screwdriver is over-powered, but not THAT over-powered.
You can't have a screwdriver... They're ILLEGAL! >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
"Yes listen to the diagnosis of nurse dallas cowboy cheerleader"
"They keep being told that they'll be by themselves and they never are!"
- My father... 2K16
If I were in Guantanamo, and they showed me this, I would confess to *everything*. Even things I didn't do.
+Spartan043 Torture is always making you confess things you never did.
+Mario Quade I was the one who tried to shut down Mike Honcho's in TF2! I was the one who delayed Half-Life 3! I was the one who started the FN@F fanbase! I was the one who convinced Derek Savage to take down those videos! I was the one who wrote Oogieloves! I was the one who caused the Keemstar debate! I was the one who canceled the Legend of Dragoon sequel! I was the Toriel cosplayer who gave that one guy a blowjob and stole his wallet! JUST TURN THIS MOVIE OFF!!!!
15:28 Did you hear that? Someone during the song declared this is scary!
These days I mostly just go there for Linkara, myself. lol
Thanks for your support, and keep on watching! ;) (And yes, if we can actually get this channel off the ground, I'll be quick to let everyone know.)
Hey, comment all you want. And yeah, these captions can get a little wonky. One of these days, I'm gonna have to go through ALL my vids and edit them...
THIS MOVIE may possibly make the least amount of sense out of any movie I've ever seen to the point where it actually should have wiped itself out of existence. The level of sense is far in the negatives, half-way through this review I was like "WHAT EVEN... WHO THE... WHAT IS THIS THING!!??"
+George McCartney IMO, it's worse than the Titanic film. But not nearly as insulting because there's nothing historical about it.
Dear god, this is the trippiest movie ever! What did I smoke to see that?! *Checks* I'm not smoking anything I didn't take anything!! HOW THE HECK DID THE DRUGS I DIDN'T TAKE SUDDENLY KICK IN DURING THE MUSICAL NUMBERS?!
Well, the NC reviewed it at long last. But your review of this horrendous pile of garbage is still the best, Bob. Always was, always will be :D
Aww shucks... lol
15:30 "This is Scary"
"Everything lives, moves and thinks!"
...so, really, this movie killed off a shitload of mini-subs.
the lip syncing in this movie was ABYSMAL. who ends the sentence "I don't know how to swim" with there mouth WIDE OPEN?
Since NC won't review this sequel your thoughts regarding this trainwreck just beg to question. How could there be a sequel to the Titanic, go against so much of what the history of Titanic was about and how this ended up being a batshit braindead as the second animated Titanic film. Amazing how Italy have their own way of interpreting histories greatest tragedies and not so much disrespecting them but ripping out their eyes and shitting in their eye sockets.
Good stuff Bob. I enjoy your stuff.
NC actually did end up creating a review of this.
yeah, what the heck Italy
Mad-Hatter-ison You know, they had no idea the James Cameron movie was based on a real disaster. They thought it was just a story.
@@Mad-Hatter-ison Yeah, blame all of Italy for what is clearly made by some shady (read mafia) animation company employing illegal immigrants or something and producing this crap for very little money and then making a quick buck from all the braindead parents thinking it's some "animated Titanic for kids". For all we know they might even have smuggled drugs with the dvd cases since nobody, and I do mean *nobody* would ever buy these godawful films.
Do you honestly think that whoever made this had the intention of making a good movie? I read somewhere that the animation studio that did this seemingly only exists on paper and the man in charge of it has never been located and is mostly just a fictional man set up as a "legal front" to launder mafia money. By the time local authorities realize it's all a scam the mafia have already made their money (most of it from laundering) and nobody can't prove they didn't actually sell a million of these dvd's .
Watch The Producers (the 1968 original). Some film makers have figured out you can make quick money from a scam and exploiting loop holes.
@@artbytesia Please. Everybody except a few stupid kids know the Titanic disaster was real. They just made it to earn a quick buck from being associated with the name Titanic. They knew there's no shortage of ignorant suckers out there willing to buy any crap if it just carries some name they associate with something "good and exciting". A friend of mine used to own a convenience store in which he also had dvd rentals. I once told him:"It's amazing how much money utterly horrible movies make." He smiled and replied:"I survive from tons of dumb people renting stinkers. Had they just rented good movies I'd go out of business long ago." And in an instant I suddenly understood how hordes of stupid morons grant bad movies - and that includes cheap knock-offs made by shady studios (owned by crime syndicates) - the existence they shouldn't have.
Let me break it down for you.
1. Bored housewife/single mom/hardworking bottom feeder/welfare queen has a poorly developed brain only able to deal with whatever she (sometimes he) recognizes as "familiar and good".
2. Above mentioned person going to the convenience store/dollar-store/local surplus store.
3. Above mentioned person discovering an "animated Titanic" movie.
4. Immediately coming to the "conclusion" (basically just an instinctual connection) that since the Hollywood big budget version was amazing this must be amazing too. Heck, even if it's just half as good it's still good to watch.
5. Seeing the low prize tag immediately thinking she (or he) found a bargain.
6. Thinking about their kids. And mind you this is more in the vein of "keeping the kids occupied in front of the tv at whatever cost" so they won't bother than actual being mindful of providing the kids with something educational or at least genuinely good and entertaining.
7. Buying the dvd because all above steps sound "good".
Now you'll say to me such a person does not exist. Well, you'd be wrong. If one just bothers to study people in one's midst one will never learn much about what a vast array of people there are and what a huge span can be found between the highly educated, clever and informed and their polar opposite. And as much as I hate saying or admitting this: There's quite the number of dumb people out there. Therefore - as long as those exist then these horrible movies exist because somebody cleverly exploited people's stupidity.
Do you have any idea how many fake Rolexes (and other fake premium watch brands) are sold to gullible tourists worldwide?? Why? Because all these idiots want to be seen wearing an "expensive watch".
Oh, wow, Doug Walker doesn't know what a comedy land mine he's sitting on with the sequel here. Wow. I can feel my soul dying just looking at the clips you supply.
"What kind of movie is named after a character who isn't even in it?"
Akira.
15:28
"This is scary."
You didn't think to make a Pinky and the Brain reference in regards to the mice/rats wanting to take over the world?
Why would you want to disparage Pinky and the Brain?
Kagera80 Touche.
18:05 YOU FOOL! DON'T BRING THAT UP!
The Internet: too late😜
um italian film-makers, the devil called, and he wants the powers of hell back NOW!!!!
I pity you for actually watching that atrocity
Pity? I admire him for making it through alive.
@@skullknight4312 It's just a dumb movie; nothing to say that about.
Bobsheaux OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Let's have a nightmare, A nightmare, Let's have a Nightmare at the bottom of the sea!
18:08 - URGE TO MAKE RULE 34 RISING
MUST NOT CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
MUST NOT
Be strong. This movie already a blight on humanity as it is.
Ace Fenton
Just in case, if you really don't know - this rule means that if something exists, there is porn about it.
Ace Fenton That's what I wanna know mate!
Ratchet the Rat96 Ace Fenton
I wish I was as innocent as you two...
Ratchet the Rat96 Ewa Eagle already answered that back in July, but just to be clear: Rule 34 means that no matter what piece of intellectual property it is, someone has made or will make pornographic material based on it.
Often for, as we would say, "shits and giggles" or "The Lulz!" - getting people angry or confused with disturbing art is one of the most benign forms of trolling.
Wait a minute! Bob... At the end of this video... You wore a "Star Wars" shirt and an "Epic Mickey 2" Oswald hat. And this episode was posted approximately five months before Disney announced they were acquiring LucasFilm. You were in on the deal, weren't you? WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW?
***** NOTHING, I SWEAR!!!
Bobsheaux Hm... Okay, I believe you, for now. But I'm watching you, Robert.
Let's have a nightmare, a nightmare, a nightmare, let's have a nightmare at the bottom of the sea~!
Did anyone hear that voice?
"This is very scary."
"The demon spawn of He man and my little pony?!" 😂😂😂😂
I've heard Party Time so often that it's slowly turned into a semi decent song in my mind, or at least something I can listen to.
Same here, unfortunately...
Same. The singer actually sounds passable (but I'd give the lyrics a D)
The Legend of the Titanic is the most offensive movie I've ever seen. Denying 1500 deaths in one of the worst maritime disasters in history? That's low.
Is it just me, or does Tentacolino sound like the name of a really bad hentai??
It does lmao
I need to dismantle my mind with a screwdriver after seeing this movie
I laughed during the part where you played the happy music while scene from the Titanic were playing.
I feel bad..
It's always interesting to see terrible movies that don't consider their setting. If this movie is supposed to take place in 1915, it would be in the middle of WWI.
Recommendations are ALWAYS welcome. ^_^
The parody song of Mr. ray from Finding Nemo was a *very* nice touch Bob~ but seriously out of all the reviews for this piece of mind melting murder yours has got to be the funniest and shows just HOW bad this is. Others try to almost censor by not showing much of the movie, most likely because they can't keep up with the stupidity and make it funny, but you embraced the challenge and it shows! Bravo sir~ you've earned a subscriber today ~