Fun Fact: The rapping dog's song was originally about him telling the animals that he was in charge of them and how they behaved on the boat. But apparently whoever dubbed this film in this version decided to make it a random song about it being "party time."
As a 40 + year TITANIC historian, I can tell you factually that any movie about TITANIC that doesn't include a rapping dog should be dismissed as inaccurate. P.S. I am not taking as many meds. as I used to.
Is it odd that I appreciate what this was trying to do? Kids should be taught about the titanic and yeah it should be done in a gentle way. We do that with a lot of things. Look at Pocahontas. Yeah, it’s fictional, but it’s a child’s introduction to the real legend or real event. And if they showed kids what the 1997 version did, they would have been traumatized. And kids aren’t ready to know the more gruesome details of America’s beginnings.
1. Unnecessary mouse plot 2. Evil step mother 3. Three evil step sisters Why do I get the feeling that someone in Italy decided to ship (no pun intended) Cinderella and Titanic?
Albino Kiwi It's not just Cinderella, this movie ripped off almost all Disney characters and even Granny from Looney Tunes and mash them all up with Titanic
Cinderella, the evil step-sisters, Abigail and Amelia, Horace and Jasper, Cruella Deville, Lady as a male dog, Mrs. Potts and Chip, Pongo and Perdy, Belle and the Beast in human form, Scat Cat, and a happily ever after. This movie should've been called "Disney Product Placement".
More like Disney, Don Bluth and Looney Tunes product placement. The mouse family looks like the one from An American Tail minus the daughters, the magpie looks like the crow from Secret of Nimh, the nanny looks like Granny and the Mexican mice look like Speedy Gonzales.
The first I heard of this movie was Jontron's review. That rapping dog scene was so out of place and its animation style was so different from the rest of the movie that the first time I watched Jon's video I was convinced that that scene was something Jon's crew had thrown together and added in as a joke.
My theory on this movie. The rapping dog is a time traveler who was sent to prevent the sinking of the Titanic. But he was too focused on party time and the ship sank anyway.
The rapping dog scene is literally five minutes long. They have about a minute of animation that they just replay a bunch of times, and the song is five freaking minutes long.
Actually, the third class passengers being locked below decks is a myth. The classes were divided by knee high gates that people could easily step over. In the first minutes of the sinking, some of the crew didn't know what was going on, so tried to block the third class passengers from leaving, but they stopped once they realized the ship was sinking. One of the biggest reasons so few of the third class passengers survived is that many didn't speak English, so they didn't understand the instructions and also that the ship was so large that many got lost trying to find the deck.
What about the watertight doors on those decks? From what I could tell from the Titanic H&G simulator there were some on those decks. By closing those most of the 3rd class passengers would not have been able to get to the 3rd class staircase at the back of the ship. Of course there are other ways to get up such as the 1st and 2nd class stairways, but the access points to those were unknown to them.
I believe the inability of third-class passengers to escape due to not speaking English was referenced in James Cameron’s titanic when Jack and Rose pass a middle-eastern/Southern European family consulting a guidebook for a sign.
Add to that Amanda and Abigail from Aristocats (the geese), Balto (the rapping dog), Lady and the Tramp (the dog with the cool voice) and Anastasia (the design of Angelica).
It's really surprising how these animated Titanic movies never got that much popularity before Nostalgia Critic reviewed them. And now, everybody is reviewing these movies.
@@bored_person I'm just imagining that the producers didn't even tell the guy what film it was. Just imagine if he had a kid who saw this and put it on with him and he sees his song. XD
Probably someone who REALLY needed the money... just to buy a packet of cigarettes or drugs so they can forget they were ever a voice actor of this Devil-spawned movie.
So Rose lived happily ever after, Jack died happily ever after, and Calvin lived miserably ever after the stock market crash! Coming up next.......The Hindenburg Legend Goes on!
According to psychology tears beginning from the left eye are caused by sadness. Tears beginning from the right eye are caused by joy. With that said, the Dalmatians weren't sad, they were sadistic.
3:49 If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner celebrating the death of my own innocence. *toots horn* WHY, PAPA?! *toots horn* I can still hear the SCREAMS, PAPA!
7:10 "Special Detective Sam Bradberry, Sam to my friends, a threat to my enemies" That is actually a legitimately decent line. Probably the only one in this entire movie.
Nobody saw it so what's to sue? Somebody made this really cheap using slave animators and it was probably distributed by some really shady film company owned by the Italian mafia using alter ego producers and directors. They cashed on really stupid parents thinkig they purchased an animated Titanic movie for their kids and cashed in on whatever little they earned. Quick money from suckers.
HorseriderXX Devon Trademark infringement is what I meant. It doesn't matter who saw it, this company used the intellectual properties of three different companies (Disney, Don Bluth, and James Cameron). People have been sued for much less than that.
who cares.. why would you cause those italian farts over in italy more pain... when they realized titanic actually happened i´m sure they felt shitty enough. cause clearly they must have believed it was just a story
18:20 "HAPPILY EVER AFTER?!!!!" Way for this film to make one of history's most tragic disasters sound like a namely-pamby fairy tale; they might as well have said: "And everyone still on board the sinking ship died happily ever after! THE END!"
I just noticed (around 15:40-15:45): is it me, or is William's foot tangled in some rope as the Titanic sink ? If so, there's NO WAY IN HELL he should have survived. He should have gone straight to the bottom of the ocean with the ship - unless he has superstrength that allows him to keep floating in spite of having like a third of an ocean liner tied to his foot...
18:08 Seeing Cinderella’s stepsisters married to Jasper and Horace (I refuse to call them by their actual movie names) almost made this film worth watching. Well, almost.
Next on bad movies TV: Pompeii: The story of two star crossed lovers in the early 2000's. An evil lady and her evil turtle husband try to destroy the city by kidnapping and forcing a very large cat to throw chocolate bars at random people , but the large cat saves the day by eating all of the chocolate bars, then after two lines of dialogue the lovers get married. The end.
@Jack Murphy Actually the Rose and Cal characters were American too. So Kate Winslet and Billy Zane had to do American accents too, even though their British.
*Cruella de Vil, also from 101 Dalmations *Belle from Beauty and the Beast *The Crow from The Secret of Nimh *Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland *Lady from Lady and the Tramp
7:26 A decade later, Sam Elliot plays a dog in the remake of Lady and the Tramp. Time travel is real, folks. It’s real and it’s bestowed upon internet movie critics.
Here in Italy, the Italian dub presents the voice of Francesco Pezzulli, who actually dubbed Di Caprio not only on Cameron's "Titanic", but nowadays he's still Di Caprio's voice in Italian!!! On the Italian dub, we can meet also Francesca Guadagno and Luigi Ferraro (Cosmo and Wanda in "The Fairy Oddparents"), Mino Caprio (Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" and Eustace from "Courage the Cowardly Dog"), Stefano Mondini (voice of George Jetson), Corrado Conforti and Antonella Giannini (Martin Mystery and M.O.M. from YTV's "Martin Mystery"), Letizia Ciampa (Emma Watson, Vanessa Hudgens, Bloom from "Winx Club"), Cristian Iansante (Bradley Cooper, Duncan from "Total Drama", Rick from "Rick & Morty") and Fabrizio Mazzotta (Pinky from "Pinky and the Brain")
Abbiamo anche Luca Ward, il doppiatore di Pierce Brosnan, Alessio Cigliano, il doppiatore di Erdogan Atalay, Pasquale Anselmo, il doppiatore di Nicholas Cage e Tonino Accolla, il doppiatore di Homer Simpson. Non sono nel film, ma almeno vanno menzionati
why do every kid's movie villiain says the word "precious" like wtf? it doesn't make them sound evil it just makes them look like they try hard to sound evil
Princess Luna I never noticed that. When I hear "precious", I think of Gollum, who isn't really a villain. More of a lost, corrupted soul. So... please give me some examples of kids' movies bad guys who say that. Not kidding. I want to know.
Princess Luna I'll keep my ears pricked. Watching a lot of kids' movies with my neighbors' kiddies. Summer break around the corner... I bought a watergun today. Muhahaha!
+OP Jared I guess this movie predicted that some parents would have their kids given botox lip injections to look pretty... those parents need slapping.
Original air date: March 25, 2009 That means I have been a Nostalgia Critic fan for almost 10 years now. This was my first episode and I'm proud to see how far the internet has made it, now these people have their own studios and do it for a living! who'd thought it'd be possible 😁
Reshme true, I bet it went like this: Patch: "mom, dad, I bet you can't lick your back" Pongo and perdita: *tries very hard to like their backs* Patch: "I'll be nice and allow you to choose a non-disney movie to be in" Pongo: "we don't know of any" Patch: "then you can choose from one of the awful Titanic's movies" Pongo and Perdita: "NOOOOO!!!!!" Patch: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!" Pongo and perdita: "how about the one called the legend goes on" Why did pongo and Perdita cry you ask? Well because this movie was shit and Disney was extremely disapointed in them THE END!!!
*Historical Inaccuracies* Reginald Lee did not have a beard like that. Or any facial hair for that matter. The crew used pumps, not buckets. Ah, yes, the dreaded Bostwick gates. There were only two of these on the Titanic, and one flooded shortly after the collision. The ship's power cuts out WAY too early on. If you pay attention to when the ship begins to split up, there's still lifeboats, though all boats were gone by now. Only about three lifeboats picked up people from the water: Lifeboats 4, 14, and collapsible lifeboat D. However they didn't do so *this* early.
They weren’t trying to drain the water - they were putting out the boiler fires, which IS something the engineers did when the compartment started flooding. So, yes, that scene in particular IS historically accurate (Though poorly animated).
I think its just that people tend to relate more to individual people they get to know and identify with as a result, even if they acknowledge that a tragedy is....tragic (sorry for my vocabulary), it just doesn't make as terrible an impact.
Tom Friel Why? James Cameron thought the actual sinking wasn't dramatic enough so invented two fictional couple as the main protagonist. THAT is offensive on its own.
My former animation teacher worked on this film when he was a young trainee animator, and he said it was a really stressful and wild experience. At that time he needed to pay his bills.
I actually knew of this since I was kid because we had the VHS(as well as VHS's of other movies, both good and bad), back then I was always convinced that I was too dumb to understand the complexity or something like that, good thing wasn't missing out on anything deep
i don't even think the humans on that ship knew there were animals on it, so there's gotta be another why they wasted so much space on the life boat and we'll never know what that is
8:12 I swear she looks like the grandmother from Anastasia, another rip-off movie of a tragedy... Heck, even Angelica looks like Anastasia... and has a similar name! Maybe even the same, given the language barrier, as Anastasia could be Russia's verson of Angelica for all we know!
-I'm in love with you, and nothing you say will change this... - Leo Dicaprio wannabe -I am a MAN! -"Girl for who he is in love" -Oh, sorry, got to go! - Leo Dicaprio wannabe again, LOL!
@@AlinaAniretake dude cmon. if you were with a woman and she says im a man, you wouldve been mislead and not wanted to pursue the relationship further and then what exactly makes it transphobic if the guy doesnt want to date a trans and would rather date a woman hell, isnt that just preference does that really mean he hates them when he didnt even insult them or harm them? ofc im thinking too much into it but surely you must be too to have made a comment about it being "homophobic, transphobic". geez its just a goofy ass joke, it doesnt make sense to me to condemn something entirely harmless for (what seems to be) the sake of being politicly correct. If anything i hope that i may have been able to provide another point of view, its just a harmless, goofy joke with no real malicious intent.
There is one clue in the film that I have accumulated. 101 Dalmatians anther Dodie Smith's husband Alec Macbeth Beesley was the son of surviving 2nd Class Passenger of the Titanic Lawrence Beesley.
There’s actually two versions of this movie. Mr. Walker is reviewing the abridged version. The abridged version has better music, but the unabridged version did everything else a little better, LITTLE being the key word in that sentence.
@@UnknownName5050 Good for you. I started watching around his Sonic review back in '09, almost 13 years ago. It's weird when you're getting nostalgic for the time you started being nostalgic for your childhood.
The first time I heard of this film was through a RUclips Poop series called the Link and King Show. It is based on the Zelda CD-i characters and is one of the greatest YTP series ever made. Apparently the creator of this series has been watching Nostalgia Critic, since two episodes of the series mentioned both of these animated Titanic movies. My first reaction was "Really? An animated Titanic movie? And not only one but two? They must have been really bad since I haven't even heard of them before". Now I know the reason.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Eddie Murphy sung a song called party all the time. My girl wants to party all the time,party all the time,party all the time. At least his version is better than this shit with the dog wanting to be Will Smith.
Funfact: a few days ago, I ordered this via Amazon. When the package arrived, the postman wanted to see my ID, because a message on the package said the DVD inside would be rated for adults only. Jepp, according to momox, this movie's is for adults only😁
Still one of Nostalgia Critic's funnier reviews, tho I think that the movie lends itself greatly to the effect. JonTron recently reviewed this, so I couldn't resist rewatching Doug's. Here's hoping JonTron reviews the OTHER animated Titanic (Titenic? ':3) review.
Titanic in 1997 was a majestic masterpiece of it's time. Some or another....this animated movie and it's animation... SPOLIER ALERT: Sunk it's production during the storytelling just sink it, too. SUNK: THE AMAZING ADVENTURE: Where Characters Died. Sounds promising, huh?
Ryoushadow Well, as a Chinese, I admit I actually really love Italian food. Mostly because in Chinese cuisine we usually (almost never) use cheese. I just happen to love cheese (and tomatoes, oregano and olives) a lot, so I really enjoy Italian good. :p
Fun Fact: The rapping dog's song was originally about him telling the animals that he was in charge of them and how they behaved on the boat. But apparently whoever dubbed this film in this version decided to make it a random song about it being "party time."
Didn't fit at all
@@thelearningmethodmight I say it resulted in a 👄🐊 moment?
Makes sense. Americans love to make nonsensical dubs for a lot of things, like anime.
Then why is he animated in generic hip hop fashion with a boombox?
@@inkheart151 there was no making sense of this either way, my friend.
Never thought there'd be a Titanic movie where the iceberg is the protagonist.
All praise the iceberg for ending the movie
Thank God for the ice Berg at the end of this movie
Everyone should marry the iceberg.
...And the villains win.
And when I say villains, I say every single characther of this... thing.
Or at least the hero of the story
As a 40 + year TITANIC historian, I can tell you factually that any movie about TITANIC that doesn't include a rapping dog should be dismissed as inaccurate.
P.S. I am not taking as many meds. as I used to.
We can tell man we can tell
Is it odd that I appreciate what this was trying to do? Kids should be taught about the titanic and yeah it should be done in a gentle way. We do that with a lot of things. Look at Pocahontas. Yeah, it’s fictional, but it’s a child’s introduction to the real legend or real event. And if they showed kids what the 1997 version did, they would have been traumatized. And kids aren’t ready to know the more gruesome details of America’s beginnings.
Still better than the V-Break theory pushed by that one guy.
@@CearaIvory why? Why would it be necessary to kids to know about the titanic?
I've seen weirdsr rheories making rounds in the Encyclopaedis Titanica circles, so hey.
1. Unnecessary mouse plot
2. Evil step mother
3. Three evil step sisters
Why do I get the feeling that someone in Italy decided to ship (no pun intended) Cinderella and Titanic?
thats exactly what happened
Cinderlla titanic and 101 dalmations
They were high and that's all you need to know
are you sure ?
Albino Kiwi It's not just Cinderella, this movie ripped off almost all Disney characters and even Granny from Looney Tunes and mash them all up with Titanic
Cinderella, the evil step-sisters, Abigail and Amelia, Horace and Jasper, Cruella Deville, Lady as a male dog, Mrs. Potts and Chip, Pongo and Perdy, Belle and the Beast in human form, Scat Cat, and a happily ever after. This movie should've been called "Disney Product Placement".
Less 'product placement', more 'blatant theft'.
I mean Angelica looks like Anastasia.
if you say that, just see that jontron episode.
it's more theft than placement
More like Disney, Don Bluth and Looney Tunes product placement. The mouse family looks like the one from An American Tail minus the daughters, the magpie looks like the crow from Secret of Nimh, the nanny looks like Granny and the Mexican mice look like Speedy Gonzales.
how about the 101 Dalmatians? seriously?
And the scary part is that the rapping dog has done of the best voice acting in the movie.
He was even the villain in the 2nd titanic movie
The raping dog...rapping is a very offensive word
That's sad
He also did voice work in the Fist of The North Star anime movie. The one that came out in 1990.
@Zach Kimber does he have a name?
The first I heard of this movie was Jontron's review. That rapping dog scene was so out of place and its animation style was so different from the rest of the movie that the first time I watched Jon's video I was convinced that that scene was something Jon's crew had thrown together and added in as a joke.
I saw Jon's video first too.
Raged Conch x I wish he was that good!
I wish it were a joke
JonTron brought me here.
Actually, the rapping wasn't even in the original Italian version. It was added in the English dub for some god forsaken reason
My theory on this movie. The rapping dog is a time traveler who was sent to prevent the sinking of the Titanic. But he was too focused on party time and the ship sank anyway.
LOL, if it was Pinkie Pie singing a typical song (not rap) about parties, the movie MIGHT be better. MIGHT. I would watch that... who else???
@@thelearningmethod No thanks I don't have a neckbeard.
@@thelearningmethod
What dude above me said lmo
It all suddenly makes sense 😂
@@thelearningmethod Sorry, I'm not brony scum. Not interested. That's even worse.
The rapping dog scene is literally five minutes long. They have about a minute of animation that they just replay a bunch of times, and the song is five freaking minutes long.
Wow now that's fucking lazy.
So...Hannah Babera animation
It's not that long it's only about 2 minutes, but they do reuse the animation a lot
*RAPING
Is it wrong I kinda like the song as an ironically happy music number?
Is it just me or does the main female look like a badly animated Anastasia from Anastasia.
No, it's not just you. I see it too.
One of those things that I never notice unless someone else points it out. And no I can't unsee it.
same....
will I know I'm not the only one
Nope, I agree. What the fuck.
Actually, the third class passengers being locked below decks is a myth. The classes were divided by knee high gates that people could easily step over. In the first minutes of the sinking, some of the crew didn't know what was going on, so tried to block the third class passengers from leaving, but they stopped once they realized the ship was sinking. One of the biggest reasons so few of the third class passengers survived is that many didn't speak English, so they didn't understand the instructions and also that the ship was so large that many got lost trying to find the deck.
Thank you! I'm glad 2 see someone else is aware of this fact!
What about the watertight doors on those decks? From what I could tell from the Titanic H&G simulator there were some on those decks. By closing those most of the 3rd class passengers would not have been able to get to the 3rd class staircase at the back of the ship. Of course there are other ways to get up such as the 1st and 2nd class stairways, but the access points to those were unknown to them.
I believe the inability of third-class passengers to escape due to not speaking English was referenced in James Cameron’s titanic when Jack and Rose pass a middle-eastern/Southern European family consulting a guidebook for a sign.
Yeah, but the talking animals is very accurate.
@@Leghend I'm not saying that this movie is more accurate than the James Cameron one, to say so would be insanity.
This movie should be titled Cinderella, Fievel: An American Tail, 101 Dalmatians, Flipper and Speedy Gonzalez survive The Titanic.
With all the mice in there, they probably ripped off the Rescuers somewhere, too.
It’s the end of civilization as we know it!
@@Danny-tf3fd The German-ish mouse family actually rips off Feivel, and the Mexican mice are Speedy Gonzalez.
Add to that Amanda and Abigail from Aristocats (the geese), Balto (the rapping dog), Lady and the Tramp (the dog with the cool voice) and Anastasia (the design of Angelica).
So effectively... The first fanfiction adapted to screen?
It's really surprising how these animated Titanic movies never got that much popularity before Nostalgia Critic reviewed them. And now, everybody is reviewing these movies.
+Drew Sanderson Gimme your ring.
Like NC said, some people, like me, wish those movies NEVER existed!!!
It's really surprising how the writers have a rapping dog from the hood in a movie that takes place in 1912 and didn't see anything wrong with that.
JakeSnakeAwesome97 because there was still people wondering if it existed
Double Toasted did as well. The entire trilogy. 😂
Who heard "We are making a movie about the tragedy of the Titanic. Who wants to try out as the rapping dog?" and thought that it was a good idea?
Good question. Did NO ONE mention the idea that Rap Music didn't even exist in 1912.
GOOD ONE!!!!
The VA was most likely either under contract, or they didn't care about the quality and just wanted money.
@@bored_person I'm just imagining that the producers didn't even tell the guy what film it was. Just imagine if he had a kid who saw this and put it on with him and he sees his song. XD
Probably someone who REALLY needed the money... just to buy a packet of cigarettes or drugs so they can forget they were ever a voice actor of this Devil-spawned movie.
So Rose lived happily ever after, Jack died happily ever after, and Calvin lived miserably ever after the stock market crash! Coming up next.......The Hindenburg Legend Goes on!
Oh, the humanity...!
Anyway...
@@PrincessofPower84
PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME!!!
According to psychology tears beginning from the left eye are caused by sadness. Tears beginning from the right eye are caused by joy. With that said, the Dalmatians weren't sad, they were sadistic.
Angelica had the tears going on the left hugging her mother so I guess she is messed up too.
+Daniel Preciado When I cry, I cry from both eyes.. :D
Misantrope As in starts from the left.
Misantrope Unless you stepped on a Lego. Then it's simultaneous.
+Misantrope best comment ever
My cousin dared me to watch this movie when we were kids. I couldn't even make it past the first five minutes without turning the damn thing off.
+Luna Deafenhine (Moonbeam) I was paid $15 to watch this movie I should have gotten $50 or more
I turned it off after 10 seconds
I don't know how I made it through this review
What's really pathetic is this is actually the best (or least bad) animated Titanic movie.
I’m so sure that really happened. Because people often judge movies by the first five minutes.
Man, 1910 times sure were weird.
ECH
The events of this shitty animated movie never happened in real life.
Cubester64 Man, 1910 times were SCARY
Only 10’s kids will remember
1980s were scaaaaary~
"I remember it so you don't have to!"
But not for long with that bottle of alcohol!
CaitieLou e
olo
CaitieLou a lot of alcohol
wait till you see the Jaeger Planet
He drinks to forget but he always remembers
3:49 If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner celebrating the death of my own innocence.
*toots horn*
WHY, PAPA?!
*toots horn*
I can still hear the SCREAMS, PAPA!
Jesus Christ Francis um almost glad I never proved my relation to you in uncharted 123
+Gavin Sams I'm
+Francis Drake That's not original, that's from JonTron.
it's a reference. he never said it was original.
no papa
I can still hear the screams papa
"Some Italian fart over in Italy"
I love Nostalgia Critic
daniel taylor That is the most British comment I have ever seen.
Those eyetalians from Noo Yawk
@@dtaylor4552 I think he meant an actual fart as in a puff of methane coming out of somehing's rear end. Would explain a lot about the movie.
@@MrAranton But here, he's referring some random dude from Italy thinks his version of the Titanic story is superior.
Yes... this floor is made of floor
If you blend Disney's 1950 Cinderella, Cameron's Titanic, An American Tail, and the poor animation of Felix the Cat, this is the movie you get.
That and me with 100 dollars and so drunk I'll need a new liver
Jalon M. Gordon you forgot Aristrocats
Jalon M. Gordon and if you took out all the talent
"Mother of God, i'm a fucking fugitive"
Oh oh, don't forget to genderbend Lady as well as the red and blue collared dalmations from Lady and The Tramp and 101 Dalmations
7:10
"Special Detective Sam Bradberry, Sam to my friends, a threat to my enemies"
That is actually a legitimately decent line. Probably the only one in this entire movie.
Disney, Don Bluth, and James Cameron should have sued whoever made this crap.
Nobody saw it so what's to sue? Somebody made this really cheap using slave animators and it was probably distributed by some really shady film company owned by the Italian mafia using alter ego producers and directors. They cashed on really stupid parents thinkig they purchased an animated Titanic movie for their kids and cashed in on whatever little they earned. Quick money from suckers.
HorseriderXX Devon Trademark infringement is what I meant. It doesn't matter who saw it, this company used the intellectual properties of three different companies (Disney, Don Bluth, and James Cameron). People have been sued for much less than that.
who cares.. why would you cause those italian farts over in italy more pain... when they realized titanic actually happened i´m sure they felt shitty enough. cause clearly they must have believed it was just a story
Raptor moe actually Camilo Teti was sued... and never heard from again.
The Gaming Knight oh.. well then... haha my bad
18:20 "HAPPILY EVER AFTER?!!!!"
Way for this film to make one of history's most tragic disasters sound like a namely-pamby fairy tale; they might as well have said: "And everyone still on board the sinking ship died happily ever after! THE END!"
I just noticed (around 15:40-15:45): is it me, or is William's foot tangled in some rope as the Titanic sink ? If so, there's NO WAY IN HELL he should have survived. He should have gone straight to the bottom of the ocean with the ship - unless he has superstrength that allows him to keep floating in spite of having like a third of an ocean liner tied to his foot...
You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so.
Don't sweat it, forget it.
enjoy the show.
French Paul 1988 There is a power capable of facing such adversities and bring that superstrength to the main character: "Plot Convenience"
18:08 Seeing Cinderella’s stepsisters married to Jasper and Horace (I refuse to call them by their actual movie names) almost made this film worth watching. Well, almost.
3:49 L love your impression of a Mexican guy like me "I'm Sinking Gonzales, the fastest drowning mouse in all of Mexico" (I'm not kidding)
😂😂😂 true true
1:28 a 5th grader on Adobe Flash would do a better job than this.
*GoAnimate
Well a fifth grader would have messed around with it for an hour or two and then just quit. Which would have been better so you are half right.
That dog rapping scene is simultaneously one of the best and worst things I've ever seen.
Next on bad movies TV: Pompeii: The story of two star crossed lovers in the early 2000's. An evil lady and her evil turtle husband try to destroy the city by kidnapping and forcing a very large cat to throw chocolate bars at random people , but the large cat saves the day by eating all of the chocolate bars, then after two lines of dialogue the lovers get married. The end.
dont give them ideas
Well, one thing this animated Titanic movie has over the other one, at least most of the characters have English accents.
Yeah
"English accents" (They're so fake, I should use TWO rows of air quotes, but that's grammatically incorrect!)
Albus Kane r/anattemptwasmade
Well Jacks character was an actual American. Rose has no excuse.
@Jack Murphy Actually the Rose and Cal characters were American too. So Kate Winslet and Billy Zane had to do American accents too, even though their British.
Quarantined during this damn Coronavirus, re-binge watching classic Nostalgia Critic.
That's a mood
The original and still best (although he did a few recent episodes in his old style and he can still be pretty funny by himself)
Not to mention stealing:
* Pongo and Purdy from 101 Dalmations
* Speedy Gonzalez from Warner Bros.
* Fievel Moskowitz from An American tail
I also get a major Aristocats vibe from the geese.
I think they are the three caballeros
*Cruella de Vil, also from 101 Dalmations
*Belle from Beauty and the Beast
*The Crow from The Secret of Nimh
*Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland
*Lady from Lady and the Tramp
*Balto (the rapping dog)
*Aristocats (the geese)
*Jasper and Horace, also from 101 Dalmatians (the thieves)
*Anastasia (Angelica)
7:26 A decade later, Sam Elliot plays a dog in the remake of Lady and the Tramp. Time travel is real, folks. It’s real and it’s bestowed upon internet movie critics.
Beethoven’s Fidelio The bloodhound.
"Some Italian fart over at Italy"Brought to you by the department of the redundancy department
now hiring.
Now hiring and offering employment.
As appose to some Italian fart over in Indonesia
His name is Camillo Teti.
Redundant much, redundant?
So Angelica's birth mother is also William's nanny.
*Let that sink in*
Pardon the pun right....."let that sink in"
“Nothing you could tell me would prevent me from loving you”
“I’m a man”
“Whoop gotta go!”
Great sound effect after that
Lulu B “And please don’t ask me where my green gloves went. I’m sure they’ll magically reappear in the next scene.”
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The rapping dog: a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment before the term is coined.
All dogs go to Heaven did it first.
Here in Italy, the Italian dub presents the voice of Francesco Pezzulli, who actually dubbed Di Caprio not only on Cameron's "Titanic", but nowadays he's still Di Caprio's voice in Italian!!!
On the Italian dub, we can meet also Francesca Guadagno and Luigi Ferraro (Cosmo and Wanda in "The Fairy Oddparents"), Mino Caprio (Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" and Eustace from "Courage the Cowardly Dog"), Stefano Mondini (voice of George Jetson), Corrado Conforti and Antonella Giannini (Martin Mystery and M.O.M. from YTV's "Martin Mystery"), Letizia Ciampa (Emma Watson, Vanessa Hudgens, Bloom from "Winx Club"), Cristian Iansante (Bradley Cooper, Duncan from "Total Drama", Rick from "Rick & Morty") and Fabrizio Mazzotta (Pinky from "Pinky and the Brain")
Abbiamo anche Luca Ward, il doppiatore di Pierce Brosnan, Alessio Cigliano, il doppiatore di Erdogan Atalay, Pasquale Anselmo, il doppiatore di Nicholas Cage e Tonino Accolla, il doppiatore di Homer Simpson. Non sono nel film, ma almeno vanno menzionati
@@ClaudioTV2005why?
At 10:23, someone pointed out that the animation was actually pretty good
JonTron reviewed this recently, probably as payback for that Food Fight Review.
+LuminousMongoose Nostalgia Critic is dead, remember?
Watch maximum over drive. Before the intro Jontron murders the Critic.
+Mr.Blonde If the third-party false copyright claims go through, he's dead.
KCN He needs a lawyer.
+LuminousMongoose can we all agree that jon tron's review is the funniest review in all of youtube?
I'll be honest: the Critic's reaction to the rapping dog is the main reason
I keep coming back to this review.
These guys had no idea that the titanic was an event in history and just assumed it was a fictional blockbuster
It’s the only explanation
why do every kid's movie villiain says the word "precious" like wtf? it doesn't make them sound evil it just makes them look like they try hard to sound evil
Princess Luna I never noticed that. When I hear "precious", I think of Gollum, who isn't really a villain. More of a lost, corrupted soul. So... please give me some examples of kids' movies bad guys who say that. Not kidding. I want to know.
KatKaleen there are many and even with movies that i don't remember but I have heard many villiains in kids movies who say that
Princess Luna I'll keep my ears pricked. Watching a lot of kids' movies with my neighbors' kiddies. Summer break around the corner... I bought a watergun today. Muhahaha!
maybe its a bad attempt at being gollum
How was there spraypainted graffiti during the rapping dog song when spraypaint wasn't invented until 1949 and rap wasn't invented until the 1970s?
Thanks, Jontron!
06:01 "I'll take broken English for 800"
yes
That girls lip, Jesus why 9:52
+OP Jared I guess this movie predicted that some parents would have their kids given botox lip injections to look pretty... those parents need slapping.
that makes so much sense on so many levels
Drew Sanderson how many deaths did your mind go through in order to mesmerize that?
I was thinking the same thing. Everyone's lips in this movie are a bit weird, though.
I know!!!!!!!!!!😥😥😥😥😥
Can’t wait to see the rapping dog greet the submarine passengers
Original air date: March 25, 2009
That means I have been a Nostalgia Critic fan for almost 10 years now.
This was my first episode and I'm proud to see how far the internet has made it,
now these people have their own studios and do it for a living! who'd thought it'd be possible 😁
Why are Pongo and Perdita on the Titanic?
+David Wilkins they probably wanted to go on a cruise.....
they were high
The silly filly or they lost a bet
Reshme
true, I bet it went like this: Patch: "mom, dad, I bet you can't lick your back"
Pongo and perdita: *tries very hard to like their backs*
Patch: "I'll be nice and allow you to choose a non-disney movie to be in"
Pongo: "we don't know of any"
Patch: "then you can choose from one of the awful Titanic's movies"
Pongo and Perdita: "NOOOOO!!!!!"
Patch: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"
Pongo and perdita: "how about the one called the legend goes on"
Why did pongo and Perdita cry you ask?
Well because this movie was shit and Disney was extremely disapointed in them
THE END!!!
6:27 The mouse then went and asked the cat to eat him. It was his release from this hell. He has nothing to live for.
Remember: this is the REAL story of the Titanic
But isn't this just a legend that never really happened?
No it's real, it said so on the back of the case :P
+shrink high guy and requestor No no no, the Other animated Titanic Movie is, as the title says anyway.
Don't fool me. The real story of the Titanic was that it was rescued by a giant octopus with a puppy dog nose!
*Historical Inaccuracies*
Reginald Lee did not have a beard like that. Or any facial hair for that matter.
The crew used pumps, not buckets.
Ah, yes, the dreaded Bostwick gates. There were only two of these on the Titanic, and one flooded shortly after the collision.
The ship's power cuts out WAY too early on.
If you pay attention to when the ship begins to split up, there's still lifeboats, though all boats were gone by now.
Only about three lifeboats picked up people from the water: Lifeboats 4, 14, and collapsible lifeboat D. However they didn't do so *this* early.
They weren’t trying to drain the water - they were putting out the boiler fires, which IS something the engineers did when the compartment started flooding. So, yes, that scene in particular IS historically accurate (Though poorly animated).
It seems that you're comment is a tad short, I was expecting a waaaaaaaay longer list of inaccuracies.
17:38 "Dah! She's turned into a Rorschach Test!"
Underrated quote
11:59 One of the funniest moments in Nostalgia critic's history.
13:12 For a second I was legitimately scared that the iceberg would start singing.
I saw Pongo and Perdy in this movie! They are the two dalmatian parents from 101 dalmatians.
Same, why do they have to rip off Disney too?
you mean you saw Pongo, and color-swapped Pongo. It's literally the same drawing with a different color collar.
@@TemmiePlays Indeed. Both of them seem to be Pongo clones!
....I think Batman and Robin just got dethroned as the worse movie of all time imo
***** might i reccomend garbage pail kids, it's even worse than both of those
Gregory House
What other two?
Forgetting about Felix the cat, birdemic, etc
***** I take it you haven't seen Troll 2.
+TwoMinecraftNerdz Food Fight reigns because it's a bad big budget film
I don't get how the sinking of Titanic is romantic
I think its just that people tend to relate more to individual people they get to know and identify with as a result, even if they acknowledge that a tragedy is....tragic (sorry for my vocabulary), it just doesn't make as terrible an impact.
U mean the 1998 Titanic?
Tom Friel Why? James Cameron thought the actual sinking wasn't dramatic enough so invented two fictional couple as the main protagonist. THAT is offensive on its own.
Christine Fury well you still need a story to follow or else its just a documentery.
Isn't mass death due to an uncaring corporation romantic?
This video was six years ago...my God does time fly!
CoolEric's Reviews Old-man Peabody used to own all of this. He had this crazy idea about viral-videoing pine trees!
And now 9 ;)
6:07 I like how he said that on beat.
My former animation teacher worked on this film when he was a young trainee animator, and he said it was a really stressful and wild experience. At that time he needed to pay his bills.
I just love when critic started dancing to the Mexican song at 12:27
It’s like if a 12 year old Watch the 1997 titanic movie and wrote a Wattpad fanfiction about it
That is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, it has to be canon
Literally me in Elementary school
4:52-6:35 To quote Titanic (a.k.a. The GOOD one, a.k.a. my favorite movie of all time): ...I’ll be Goddamned.
In Britain (where the titanic was from) nanny is slang for grandma.
i actually own a copy of this movie. my friend and i loved it as a kid (mostly cuz back then she was just obsessed with anything titanic)
Mermain123 Wow!!!!! That explains a lot!!!! Man, were you and your friend so naive as kids!!!!
This was the first review off Doug Walker I have actually watched. Since then I still follow his movie reviews
14:49 The way the kid breaks the glass with the chair is beyond funny.
I actually knew of this since I was kid because we had the VHS(as well as VHS's of other movies, both good and bad), back then I was always convinced that I was too dumb to understand the complexity or something like that, good thing wasn't missing out on anything deep
I love that he doesn’t mention that the fact they wasted space on the life boats for the animals
i don't even think the humans on that ship knew there were animals on it, so there's gotta be another why they wasted so much space on the life boat and we'll never know what that is
Is ironic that a movie about a shipwreck is a train wreck
On the bright side, this movie knew when to stop. Unlike the other Animated Titanic Movie.
8:12 I swear she looks like the grandmother from Anastasia, another rip-off movie of a tragedy... Heck, even Angelica looks like Anastasia... and has a similar name! Maybe even the same, given the language barrier, as Anastasia could be Russia's verson of Angelica for all we know!
Omg! a neckless used to reunite a young woman and a motherly figure, the girl wears blue as she makes a grand entrance...
"Anastasia" means "reborn", Angelica means... well, "angelic". But you're right about everything else.
-I'm in love with you, and nothing you say will change this... - Leo Dicaprio wannabe
-I am a MAN! -"Girl for who he is in love"
-Oh, sorry, got to go! - Leo Dicaprio wannabe again, LOL!
Nanny is also a name used for one's grandmother in the south at times. My and my sis refer to our mother's mother as Nanny
That bit where Angelica says "I'm a man" STILL cracks me up after all these years! 🤣
Still gets to me as well
Homophobic/Transphobic... But still fun xD
@@AlinaAniretake dude cmon. if you were with a woman and she says im a man, you wouldve been mislead and not wanted to pursue the relationship further and then what exactly makes it transphobic if the guy doesnt want to date a trans and would rather date a woman hell, isnt that just preference does that really mean he hates them when he didnt even insult them or harm them? ofc im thinking too much into it but surely you must be too to have made a comment about it being "homophobic, transphobic". geez its just a goofy ass joke, it doesnt make sense to me to condemn something entirely harmless for (what seems to be) the sake of being politicly correct. If anything i hope that i may have been able to provide another point of view, its just a harmless, goofy joke with no real malicious intent.
Actually, the Critic said it! It wasn't in the movie!
@@trevorblue4531 Still, it is very hilarious
that cat looks like the bastard child of Stewie Griffin and the Cheshire cat.
LOL XD
Did anyone notice how big a rip off those dalmations were?
Red Mask "Pongo, is that you?!"
There is one clue in the film that I have accumulated. 101 Dalmatians anther Dodie Smith's husband Alec Macbeth Beesley was the son of surviving 2nd Class Passenger of the Titanic Lawrence Beesley.
"Kibbles and Bi*ches" is one of the best things I have ever heard, and that cover art for it was amazing. Doug is too damn funny.
13:57 "Oh, that's nice. You just rip the pure metal like it was a waffle."
There’s actually two versions of this movie. Mr. Walker is reviewing the abridged version. The abridged version has better music, but the unabridged version did everything else a little better, LITTLE being the key word in that sentence.
Just from watching those clips, I want to set myself on fire.
*casts firagra*
+Roxas theNobody Both burn me and freeze me please. This needs more than fire.
+ChakatBlackstar You know there's something you should know so I'm gonna tell you so!
This makes me want to jump in a vat of acid
It's always fun to go back and watch a review you've not seen in like a decade. I don't think I've seen this one since like '11-'12. Maybe earlier?
@@UnknownName5050 Good for you. I started watching around his Sonic review back in '09, almost 13 years ago. It's weird when you're getting nostalgic for the time you started being nostalgic for your childhood.
"Nothing you can tell me could prevent me from loving you."
"I'm a man."
"Oop, gotta go!"
"some Italian fart over in Italy"
No feelings were given away during the making of this video.
Wait which country was he from again?
The first time I heard of this film was through a RUclips Poop series called the Link and King Show. It is based on the Zelda CD-i characters and is one of the greatest YTP series ever made. Apparently the creator of this series has been watching Nostalgia Critic, since two episodes of the series mentioned both of these animated Titanic movies.
My first reaction was "Really? An animated Titanic movie? And not only one but two? They must have been really bad since I haven't even heard of them before". Now I know the reason.
Kinda feel nostalgic after watching this again this year. :)
I swear every time I hear that party time song I hear "Party time, Party time! Everybody's getting high cause it's party time!"
Ultimate NEO I wish...
Dihydrogen Monoxide Eddie Murphy sung a song called party all the time.
My girl wants to party all the time,party all the time,party all the time. At least his version is better than this shit with the dog wanting to be Will Smith.
That would actually explain this movie's very existence quite a bit.
Jack draw me like one of your rapping animated dogs
10:16 "Now get in the bag before I stab you repeatedly" always cracks me up to this day. Miss the old Nostalgia Critic.
Funfact: a few days ago, I ordered this via Amazon. When the package arrived, the postman wanted to see my ID, because a message on the package said the DVD inside would be rated for adults only. Jepp, according to momox, this movie's is for adults only😁
Still one of Nostalgia Critic's funnier reviews, tho I think that the movie lends itself greatly to the effect. JonTron recently reviewed this, so I couldn't resist rewatching Doug's. Here's hoping JonTron reviews the OTHER animated Titanic (Titenic? ':3) review.
Titanic in 1997 was a majestic masterpiece of it's time.
Some or another....this animated movie and it's animation...
SPOLIER ALERT:
Sunk it's production during the storytelling just sink it, too.
SUNK: THE AMAZING ADVENTURE: Where Characters Died.
Sounds promising, huh?
Why didn't the ship just transform and step over the iceberg?
Dropkick Queen Damn plot holes.
To busy reading the latest mangas.....
Changeformers: Less Than You'd Expect
I always got the stepmother and the thieves aunt mixed up, they looked and sounded so similar.
Things like this and fascism make me ashamed to be italian
At least you have some damn fine cuisine.
LordVader1094 Mamma Mia!!!
LordVader1094 Which is actually just Chinese food with tomatoes and olives.
Ryoushadow
you are funny.
Ryoushadow Well, as a Chinese, I admit I actually really love Italian food. Mostly because in Chinese cuisine we usually (almost never) use cheese. I just happen to love cheese (and tomatoes, oregano and olives) a lot, so I really enjoy Italian good. :p
13:34. Actually the ship had electric pumps. So there was no reason to use buckets.
They were putting out the boiler fires, not trying to drain the water.