Thank you Doug. Also, I have some suggestions for things I'd like to see you review. Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Ninja turtles: the next mutation and Donkey Kong country the animated series.
You know everyone calls this insulting, stupid, heinous, but it's clear this is a true tragedy. Poor grandpa was so traumatized by the titanic maritime disaster and seeing all his friends and family meet their fate in the ocean that he had to make up this story about magic whales just to cope!
@@Wheelermayfield27Or...if they used a fictional ship for the movie or used a ship which never sank(like the RMS Mauretania,SS Normandie,RMS Queen Mary,RMS Adriatic etc.),either of them would have made the movie much better.
"So just a recap, everybody; 1. Nobody died on the Titanic. 2. Animals can talk with moon magic. 3. Sharks form underwater gangs. 4. Whales are Jesus. And 5. A giant, talking puppy dog octopus in New York gets no media attention whatsoever." - Nostalgic Critic (22:33) P.S Lol to Fern Gully working in the Hindenburg disaster.
I'm shocked that the director of these Titanic films didn't do a WW2 movie in the same style. How about the obviously racially stereotyped Allied and Axis armies, say the Allied Powers, all consist of an army of squirrels goes up against armies of Nazi bears led by a bear Adolf Hitler,, but... Hitler is being mind controlled by a dragon that's never explained? Oh and it turns out that nobody really died and that the moral of the movie is not to litter? It makes as about much sense as these Titanic films, could be just as disgustingly offensive to the people that died, blatantly inaccurate and fucked up as the Titanic films and I thought up this comment in just a couple of minutes.
The teachers lied to me!!! They never told me about a talking octopus who was convinced by a gang of sharks to throw an iceberg. Our education system sucks!!! 😁
@Homersimpsonfan 1234 We know the real story. That person was just making a joke, and it was funny in my opinion. By the way, that octopus's face looks more like Jerry (the mouse) from the Tom and Jerry cartoons to me rather than a dog like the Nostalgia Critic said. But, everyone has their own perceptions.
"Not a second before midnight or all your work would've been for nothing" "You got it midnight on the dot." *(Historically the Titanic struck the iceberg at 11:40 PM)* They failed their mission
Historically, there were enough lifeboats to save half of the total passengers onboard the Titanic, which is estimated to be 2224, but in the film they say there's room for everyone. Over 1500 people died that night.
Dear god this movie is a disgrace to history. If you want to call it an alternate universe, that's fine. But when you're saying the people who died in the greatest maritime disaster in history NEVER DIED, it's not just insulting, but heinous!
thewittywhy gaming also it’s a bad ecological agenda. They made sharks ( which are as important to the ecosystem as whales and are endangered) bad guys! It’s like making Amur tigers bad guys!
all these producers saw were dollar signs. Funny enough if they had removed the titanic element and just worked on the ideas they conjured up for the movie this might've actually been interesting.
You know, I feel like I could write a better version of this, one that’s actually more realistic and plausible. All the main characters would be the same, but there would be no talking mice or dolphins, no evil shark gangs, no octopus named Tentacles, and no overblown “Save the Whales” message. Juan would look for Elizabeth on the ship just so he could return her glove, and Connors would be the one to comfort Elizabeth when she’s crying on the bow of the ship. Also, people would actually die in my version, including Ronnie, and Connors would be traumatized because of it.
Professor Chocolate Cake that is different. With taxi driver while Schrader definitely was doing drugs and was in a difficult time for his life, I’m pretty sure the screenwriter for this piece of shit titanic movie took more quaaludes than Jordan Belfort just to get the first line of dialogue down.
“Your grandfather loves to tell stories, but like all sailors you shouldn’t take it too seriously” It just blows my mind so much I can’t make a joke out of it.
@Hannah Papernick-Yudin yes, one which is a cross-over wannabe of other cartoons (the one with the rapping dog), another one, the sequel of the movie of this review, and the sequel of the sequel, called Tentacolino.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is how you do it
That ending threw me for another loop. Crew man during the sinking: "there's room for everyone come on get aboard!" Captain at the end of the movie:"you saved everyone that was in the water when they couldn't all fit into the life boats!" Me:"I'm so confused..."
Okay, for everyone wondering why the original was flagged and copyrighted: it was because in the original Doug used the actual SW music for the Vader scene at the start. THAT was the copyrighted stuff.
Fun fact, the main mouse appears to be wearing a very specific undershirt. White and blue stripe fatigues were most commonly worn by sailors in the Soviet Navy, usually underneath their actual uniforms, but it was customary to lower the collar to expose the top of the shirt. It was also worn by Soviet Marines. I believe the Russian navy still uses them as part of the naval dress uniform
@@coolnerdlll6053those “mistakes” were only like a year inaccurate like the lake wissota line and Santa Monica pier lines were only about 2 years off. Not 8 decades inaccurate
@@Danny-tf3fd Someone did a Miraculous AU of the Lusitania a while ago and while it's basically the plot of Titanic (1997) but on the Lusitania, I prefer it over this shit.
You know, this makes me at least give the first animated Titanic movie credit. As bad as it was, it still had a lot of people die at the end, even characters you'd seen throughout the movie. In this one they just erase all the tragedy while injecting the weirdest stuff possible into it.
Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the movie does suck. Once more you click the play, And you're here in my review. And my review will go on and on...
I always figure the villain wasn’t the iceberg but human ego. They were so sure their greatest boat could never sink that they didn’t bother preparing for an accident.
Nope your wrong It was whaler who cause the Titanic disaster The fuck do those morons who say that the titanic showed us that our reliance on technology can be our greatest weakness think they are? Nah the titanic story was about not killing whales
Funniest thing is, the Titanic was indeed prepared to survive a collision. It's just that they built it to survive a collision with another ship. They never expected it to collide with an iceberg.
@@MinillusShe was designed to survive damage to the bottom of the ship, as well as damage to as many as three compartments. For a collision to breach five compartments, the odds were astronomical, but that’s history for you.
It wasn't human ego, that's a myth.Titanic's safety was better than most ships of her time and for the time period's standards,she was built with good quality steel and she had more lifeboats than what they would have excepted for her to have.If Titanic was able to sink from an iceberg,so would other ships of the time.We just like to shit on her because she is the ship whose sinking changed maritime safety laws.
The saddest thing about this movie is that the animation is not horrible. So they actually could have put something decent together if they have chosen ANY other story to adapt.
The "Idontwannamarrythisguybutmyfatherforcesmeto" arc could be much more logical if father didn't knew daughter doesn't want to marry the bad guy, and daughter would be afraid to tell it bc of possibility to upset her dad.
This movie is about anthropomorphic mice, talking dolphins, an Octopus holding the Titanic together, and whales rescuing everyone onboard. I think the writers put the female lead’s daddy issue logic alongside the historical accuracy
I love how when Tentacles goes down with the ship they literally took a picture of the wreck as it was after 80 years under the Atlantic and just added wonky smokestacks. You know, because the biggest, most unsinkable ship in the world uses cheap steel that instantly starts decaying the second it comes in contact with water.
I've made an observation: on the lifeboats, they're labeled as the SS Titanic. The real Titanic was the RMS Titanic, RMS standing for Royal Mail Service, cause it was actually a mail ship that happened to be tailored to transporting people as well. So, they didn't even get the ship's name right! (Thanks to Tasting History's series on the Titanic and the meals they served to everyone on board)
S.S stands for Screw Steamer, which Titanic was. So, it's not entirely inaccurate, as both are technically true. And the lifeboats did have S.S Titanic written on them, as they were made before the ship's title was changed to RMS. I am FLOORED they actually got this one right, when they got pretty much everything else wrong lol
18:09 When Camembert died, my whole theater cried. Forget Tony Stark, Mufasa, and Wolverine, this guy had the saddest death in all of cinema. May you rest in piece, beautiful rat.
I love the explanation of Camembert being alive. “We thought you were dead!” (Long silent pause) Camembert: “Nope” Imagine that being used in most modern films? “Chewie! We thought you were dead?” Chewie: “Nope”
All I can imagine is that liquor bottle continuously expanding as the video goes on, towards the end it has completely engulfed the universe and killed us all several times over, shortly before the critic ascends to the heavens in a glorious fireball of rage, indignity, and alcohol fumes, transcending to a form of pure anger beyond our mortal comprehension.
COPYRIGHT CLAIM ON THE LEGEND OF TITANIC?!?!?! ....who even wants to claim this disaster flick as their own Edit: Omg I’m one of the top comments?? You’re such suckers haha
This movie is actually part of this HUGE cinematic universe that involves some dinosaur island, super heroes, animals that play soccer and Mowgli from The Jungle Book. It's like MCU, it's gigantic.
Me: "Oh, that movie can't be that bad, Critic's just doing his schtick of hating everything." Old Mouse: "The truth of the matter is, those missing persons weren't ever really missing. It's a long complicated story." "REALLY! So that's how you're starting the movie out: the HUNDREDS of people that died on the Titanic didn't die on the Titanic?!" Me: "Okay, I'm starting to see the problem here."
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I think I can justify a bit why Elizabeth's father changed his tune about her refusal to marry Maltravers the second time she said it: If living with my parents has taught me anything, it's that parents are more willing to listen to their children when they express what's bothering them calmly. The first time, Elizabeth was putting down Maltravers and could have come off to her father as whiny and back-talking him, but when she tried again, he was more willing to compromise since she was being more respectful and calm about it. As for why the stepmother didn't just dump the father and marry Maltravers herself, the father's the one with the authority over the area Maltravers wanted to hunt whales in, so marrying the stepmother wouldn't have gotten him what he wanted.
"The film with the rapping dog is actually closer to the real story of the Titanic." You got that right. The Legend Goes On would have to be the best out of all three Titanic movies.
@@willbiesen8031 That's even worse. Where did they even get the money from? What kind of idiotic person thought it would be a good idea to insult historians?
"That's great, young lady. That's great. You wish you were a dolphin. That's wonderful. Dedededede, what the fuck am i watching?!" That's one of his best rages. I laughed so hard when i first heard it because i was thinking the same thing. Just not as loud. Lol
Never sing that rapping dog's song! Never, ever sing that again i had to drink sever beers so i could kill off my brain cells just to forget about the movie! Now will you excuse me i must drink a million beers to forget this movie. Wish me luck if any of my orgins shut down.
I wish I could have seen Doug and Rob watching this movie for the first time. Their faces when the dolphin flies up and talks would have been absolutely priceless!
6:39 "God damn, who goes around with six names?" I think you missed the opportunity to make a Donald Duck joke with Panchito, one of the Three Caballeros, having seven names. :)
@@dnmstarsi I don't want to start an argument here, but how do you know? Have you seen an alternate version of this video where Doug makes a "Panchito" joke instead of the reaction we have in this movie, to know which one is better? I'm betting you haven't, so you have no idea if this reaction is better. I'm not going to push this further, but think about this next time you want to make assertions about comparisons in which one of the things being compared simply does not exist.
@@arkron81 Dude, don't make a big deal about this. I simply don't agree with you so save that kind of talk for someone else. Besides, it's personally better to just say how you feel. He doesn't need to make references for various jokes and his personal reactions like him and uncommon names are more than enough to get a laugh plus not many know who that Disney character is nor would care to look him up to get the joke.
Wait titanic was a legend? I guess all those strange looks I got were a red flag I was sitting in the dinning room when the waiter came up to me and said "why did you order two meals and let the other meal get cold" To which I replied Bite your tounge this my lady and she will be going on the voyage known as the titanic which is defiantly a real ship.... She was real to me
"So just to recap everybody, nobody died on the Titanic, animals can talk with moon magic, sharks form underwater gangs, whales are Jesus, and the reveal of a giant talking octopus in New York got absolutely no media attention whatsoever." This should be in the front of the video as a kind of TL;DR.
Oh fuck. Oi, bring in the jumbo sized wine, yeah that big one that knocked me out for weeks after the election bullshit that put Justin Trudeau into office!
Grim: and that’s the real story of the Titanic Irwin: I’m gonna go home and write my report! 😄 Billy: I like the part about the sharks, that’s the one I’ll write about Mandy: …in case you haven’t figured it out, he’s trying to give you all F’s Billy & Irwin: 😠😠
I had a family relative on board Titanic. He was a German immigrant looking for a new home. He didn’t survive as he was a 3rd class male. So to me, this movie is a slap right in the face. Not only to me, but to my great-great-great grandfather and history itself.
I’m a simple man. I see Bootleg Titanic, I click. P.S. Everybody gangsta till the mice start declaring the state of cats in America. P.p.s. I can’t believe they copyrighted the video with *this* in it. 11:28
11:17... this knocked me out on the floor. I had didn't even have time to hit pause and missed the next 2 minutes as I was literally (yes literally literally) on the floor trying breathe. An excellent reaction to an absolutely insane scene.
We finally got this work of art back online! Enjoy a Nostalgia Critic classic!
Nostalgia Critic please review The 2012 Three Stooge Movie.
Thank you Doug. Also, I have some suggestions for things I'd like to see you review. Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Ninja turtles: the next mutation and Donkey Kong country the animated series.
Channel Awesome love your content sir. I don't like this movie either. And I haven't even seen it!
Nostalgia Critic please review That's My Boy.
Could you review Tarzan the Ape Man, Superman 3, Vacation, Paul Blart?
Fun fact: the voice actor playing the villain was the SAME voice actor who played the rapping dog in 'Titanic: The Legend Goes On'!
Seems to be a pattern here
Coincidence? I think NOT!
I knew he was evil.
I guess he really was desperate for a paycheck 😕🤷♀️
@@roh_son No…it’s just a fact.
My heart will go on.... to find a better movie.
I think finding a bether movie is actually not that hard.
You bet I will!
THAT IS SO TRUE👍😂😂!!!!!!
@Sheila Fankhauser Try Dingo Pictures content.
😂 once more you open the door... (To the DVD cabinet)
That mouse dying from electricity through his moustache... has gotta be one of the oddest, funniest deaths I've seen.
It technically wasn't a death since he survived.
@@marquis911
Seriously? Did...Doug lie about that part?
EDIT: *OH OKAY THE MOUSE IS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE LATER IN THE FILM. WHY NOT.*
I thought of danganronpa while reading this comment
That really is so meme-worthy. 🤣He died Happy Tree Friends-style. 🤣🤣
Yes
You know everyone calls this insulting, stupid, heinous, but it's clear this is a true tragedy. Poor grandpa was so traumatized by the titanic maritime disaster and seeing all his friends and family meet their fate in the ocean that he had to make up this story about magic whales just to cope!
If that was the twist ending, it might be enough to save this movie.
@@Wheelermayfield27 Fr
@@Wheelermayfield27Or...if they used a fictional ship for the movie or used a ship which never sank(like the RMS Mauretania,SS Normandie,RMS Queen Mary,RMS Adriatic etc.),either of them would have made the movie much better.
@@KG-ds2fj the movie wouldn’t have been a lot better…but better nonetheless
@@Wheelermayfield27 true tho
"So just a recap, everybody;
1. Nobody died on the Titanic.
2. Animals can talk with moon magic.
3. Sharks form underwater gangs.
4. Whales are Jesus.
And
5. A giant, talking puppy dog octopus in New York gets no media attention whatsoever."
- Nostalgic Critic (22:33)
P.S
Lol to Fern Gully working in the Hindenburg disaster.
😅 Great recap that he did
So, to sum up ...... nope, nope, i need a minute... (mirror crying footage)
Who was on weed
No one that dumb
I'm shocked that the director of these Titanic films didn't do a WW2 movie in the same style. How about the obviously racially stereotyped Allied and Axis armies, say the Allied Powers, all consist of an army of squirrels goes up against armies of Nazi bears led by a bear Adolf Hitler,, but... Hitler is being mind controlled by a dragon that's never explained?
Oh and it turns out that nobody really died and that the moral of the movie is not to litter? It makes as about much sense as these Titanic films, could be just as disgustingly offensive to the people that died, blatantly inaccurate and fucked up as the Titanic films and I thought up this comment in just a couple of minutes.
The teachers lied to me!!! They never told me about a talking octopus who was convinced by a gang of sharks to throw an iceberg. Our education system sucks!!! 😁
Agreed.
@Homersimpsonfan 1234 We know the real story. That person was just making a joke, and it was funny in my opinion. By the way, that octopus's face looks more like Jerry (the mouse) from the Tom and Jerry cartoons to me rather than a dog like the Nostalgia Critic said. But, everyone has their own perceptions.
I was told the Titanic and the iceberg got into an argument
Zombie Guy No
*a rap battle*
Yogurt
Yes
🧊 vs 🚢
The Legend of the Titanic. Yeah, the Titanic wasn't real, it's just a legend.
Ok, ironic Smurf just volunteered
Same to you (÷() :D
I see you everywhere
I can’t escape from you.
Some say it never happend 🤔
Never let go, Critic...
Never let Go...
Indeed.
Are you serious? You're also watching NC?
@@markosofranic3905
Who are you saying that to?
@@legoking6165 To Bryce.
@@markosofranic3905 I'm here a lot
"Not a second before midnight or all your work would've been for nothing"
"You got it midnight on the dot."
*(Historically the Titanic struck the iceberg at 11:40 PM)*
They failed their mission
This movie was shit from the start so I don't think the creators of this movie don't give an f anymore
Historically, there were enough lifeboats to save half of the total passengers onboard the Titanic, which is estimated to be 2224, but in the film they say there's room for everyone. Over 1500 people died that night.
@@petalsinthebreeze this movie jumped all of shark week from minute 1
*Mission failed! We'll get 'em next time!*
@@petalsinthebreeze pun intended
Doug: "Noooooooooooo-"
Rob: "-Yes"
Somehow still gets me every time.
😂😂😂
Dear god this movie is a disgrace to history. If you want to call it an alternate universe, that's fine. But when you're saying the people who died in the greatest maritime disaster in history NEVER DIED, it's not just insulting, but heinous!
thewittywhy gaming also it’s a bad ecological agenda. They made sharks ( which are as important to the ecosystem as whales and are endangered) bad guys! It’s like making Amur tigers bad guys!
all these producers saw were dollar signs. Funny enough if they had removed the titanic element and just worked on the ideas they conjured up for the movie this might've actually been interesting.
You know, I feel like I could write a better version of this, one that’s actually more realistic and plausible. All the main characters would be the same, but there would be no talking mice or dolphins, no evil shark gangs, no octopus named Tentacles, and no overblown “Save the Whales” message.
Juan would look for Elizabeth on the ship just so he could return her glove, and Connors would be the one to comfort Elizabeth when she’s crying on the bow of the ship.
Also, people would actually die in my version, including Ronnie, and Connors would be traumatized because of it.
@@bensdreamatorium8315 That sounds like a great idea!
I agree though I wish the people on the Titanic didn't die
Wait why on earth this video would get a copyright claim???? I would be embarrassed to claim this thing
UUUUHHH DUUUHH!!!...The whales
It was the star wars music at the beginning. He had to change it
Money
Disney has been claiming star wars related stuff lately
Femboy 87 they already claimed and blocked my Kingdom Hearts stream even though I thought I had everything checked out
Man, Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Kids, don't use drugs and write a screenplay.
Professor Chocolate Cake that is different. With taxi driver while Schrader definitely was doing drugs and was in a difficult time for his life, I’m pretty sure the screenwriter for this piece of shit titanic movie took more quaaludes than Jordan Belfort just to get the first line of dialogue down.
@@ProfessorChocolateCake By using their brains
(Stephen King looks at Maximum Overdrive nervously)
Meth man meth.
14:31
“Your grandfather loves to tell stories, but like all sailors you shouldn’t take it too seriously”
It just blows my mind so much I can’t make a joke out of it.
NC: UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENNIUM
the guy who was sniffing the glove is probably on the FBI watch list.
But too bad he's dead now.
@@keatonthekoopatroopa246 Unless the whales teach immortality too.
L Mul actually, he’s under the sea on the titanic which is in Atlantis. 😆
I wonder if he had to hold his breath when he went underwater too like the octopus 🤔
This movie is an insult to history
It’s an insult to insults.
It's sad that this is even worse than another version of the Titanic with a rapping dog
@@ericfisher9513 at least the rapping dog is enjoyable
@@raijyn2452 No. It's just a shark jumping moment that just makes it harder to watch altogether.
@@jeremybarker5510 for you, maybe
As a half Italian I feel ashamed, not just for this film but for all the horrible Titanic-themed animated movies made in Italy.
MORE?!?!?!?!?!
Good god man.
I think this was the first such movie, and it was apparently a big hit in its home country.
Same here
@Hannah Papernick-Yudin yes, one which is a cross-over wannabe of other cartoons (the one with the rapping dog), another one, the sequel of the movie of this review, and the sequel of the sequel, called Tentacolino.
@Hannah Papernick-Yudin God forbid the existence of more of these abominations.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Yes."
Imagine if that actually happened in "Revenge of the Sith".
It would be more cancer
Actually that's the danger or drama. A bit of humour and it's ruined, turning the person into a laughing stock. Proved by Deadpool.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is how you do it
7:40 Did... you just use stock footage from the video I just watched?
@@RedGallardo that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard
That ending threw me for another loop.
Crew man during the sinking: "there's room for everyone come on get aboard!"
Captain at the end of the movie:"you saved everyone that was in the water when they couldn't all fit into the life boats!"
Me:"I'm so confused..."
AMYSCHILD GAMER LIVE people realized they were in this movie
I think this movie is confused
My question is what happened to the men working in the boiler rooms when the watertight doors locked them in?
Im assuming the captain was just saying that
Maybe people got confused and lost so couldn't find the decks and make the lifeboats. That's what happened to a lot of people on the actual Titanic.
Okay, for everyone wondering why the original was flagged and copyrighted: it was because in the original Doug used the actual SW music for the Vader scene at the start. THAT was the copyrighted stuff.
I think there was originally music over the helicopter jaegermeister scene, whereas it's silent now. Could there have been an issue with that as well?
It seems to me like the helicopter music was removed some time after the opening song was altered
@@gianinabadami5341 any idea what the current opening song is? I really like it. Sounds dramatic.
I agree, @@alphawolf7417 . It was just as good
@@gianinabadami5341 any clue what it is? It sounds like a Two Steps From Hell song.
Dang, another copyright claim? Man, that really sucks.
Who would want to claim ownership of this flick?
Legoking 616 I think they copyright claimed the Star Wars music in the beginning, it’s different music now
@@Operation_Bagel okay that makes more sense
@Hannah Papernick-Yudin Yea, it was originally posted in 2011, I think it was cc'd multiple times though, it's really weird.
It's an Italian movie, in my country people are batshit insane, would never admit that what they do sucks, and greedy, really greedy.
That shoe sniffing skit has me crying with laughter every time.
At 14:32? I know, it was so funny!
Fun fact, the main mouse appears to be wearing a very specific undershirt. White and blue stripe fatigues were most commonly worn by sailors in the Soviet Navy, usually underneath their actual uniforms, but it was customary to lower the collar to expose the top of the shirt. It was also worn by Soviet Marines. I believe the Russian navy still uses them as part of the naval dress uniform
In Soviet Russia, OUR heart will go on.
The name of the shirt is Telnyashka
Love how everyone including the mice have earrings from the 90's in this 1912 period
Do you really think they cared about that?
Yah THATS where they got it wrong
Well, it's not like the good Titanic movie didn't have stuff like that. Lake Wissota, roller coasters and Freud's size theory did not exist in 1912.
@@coolnerdlll6053those “mistakes” were only like a year inaccurate like the lake wissota line and Santa Monica pier lines were only about 2 years off. Not 8 decades inaccurate
Really? Someone wanted to copyright this?
So that’s why he repost? Wow.
I think it’s the Star Wars opening
Austin Kruse DISNEY!!!!!!!!
Nuclear Nyan yea... the original video had star wars music playing too
it is quite pathetic. Just like this movie lmaooooo
I love how this entire movie is basically an AU fanfiction
Yes
Actually, I prefer fan fictions to the normal thing, as they're works of love(Wendip FTW!) but this is beyond bizarre.
No no no, AU fanfictions are fucking masterpieces compared to this.
@@Danny-tf3fd Someone did a Miraculous AU of the Lusitania a while ago and while it's basically the plot of Titanic (1997) but on the Lusitania, I prefer it over this shit.
Au meaning?😊
You know, this makes me at least give the first animated Titanic movie credit. As bad as it was, it still had a lot of people die at the end, even characters you'd seen throughout the movie. In this one they just erase all the tragedy while injecting the weirdest stuff possible into it.
9:48 has to be one of the most perfect "I'm sorry what" faces i have ever seen.
Near, far, wherever you are.
I believe that the movie does suck.
Once more you click the play,
And you're here in my review.
And my review will go on and on...
*must
I sang with the rhythm of the music 😂😂😂😂😂
There's also a sequel that takes place in Atlantis with a giant doggopus.
Edit: Just saw that you reviewed Hentaiculino.
Whaaaaaa
"Hentaiculino"
That title is even better than “Tentacolino”.
The legend of the titanic : A titanic film somehow worse then the one with the freaking Rapping dog.
A dogs that rapes is pretty bad...
*PARTY TIME*
The dog was the best part of that movie
I thought the one with the rapping dog was worse than this one...
@@feralchangeling97 a rapist dog?!
Jesus christ we didn't know what we were dealing with
I always figure the villain wasn’t the iceberg but human ego. They were so sure their greatest boat could never sink that they didn’t bother preparing for an accident.
Nope your wrong
It was whaler who cause the Titanic disaster
The fuck do those morons who say that the titanic showed us that our reliance on technology can be our greatest weakness think they are?
Nah the titanic story was about not killing whales
Funniest thing is, the Titanic was indeed prepared to survive a collision. It's just that they built it to survive a collision with another ship.
They never expected it to collide with an iceberg.
"human ego"
So you expected the ship to be built with a "this is going to be the shittiest ship ever" mindset? 😂
@@MinillusShe was designed to survive damage to the bottom of the ship, as well as damage to as many as three compartments. For a collision to breach five compartments, the odds were astronomical, but that’s history for you.
It wasn't human ego, that's a myth.Titanic's safety was better than most ships of her time and for the time period's standards,she was built with good quality steel and she had more lifeboats than what they would have excepted for her to have.If Titanic was able to sink from an iceberg,so would other ships of the time.We just like to shit on her because she is the ship whose sinking changed maritime safety laws.
The saddest thing about this movie is that the animation is not horrible. So they actually could have put something decent together if they have chosen ANY other story to adapt.
They never died...
They were just taken into government questioning about an ancient cosmic horror after they went insane.
The writers or the passengers
Obviously both
Actually, that's more believeable then this movie.
Boy and girl: *Exchanges 1 sentence*
Entire 6th Grade class: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
And that sentence would be about the evil sharks they predicted right?
That's great young lady that's great you wish you were a dolphin that's wonderful...WHAT THE F**K AM I WATCHING?!
good job censoring your swears
@@Your_LocalWizard Changed it.
@@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser in a kinda backwards way though
@@Your_LocalWizard I guess and my notifications are acting stupid.
Not gonna lie, after that line I thought she was going to get turned into a dolphin.
The "Idontwannamarrythisguybutmyfatherforcesmeto" arc could be much more logical if father didn't knew daughter doesn't want to marry the bad guy, and daughter would be afraid to tell it bc of possibility to upset her dad.
This movie is about anthropomorphic mice, talking dolphins, an Octopus holding the Titanic together, and whales rescuing everyone onboard. I think the writers put the female lead’s daddy issue logic alongside the historical accuracy
I love how when Tentacles goes down with the ship they literally took a picture of the wreck as it was after 80 years under the Atlantic and just added wonky smokestacks. You know, because the biggest, most unsinkable ship in the world uses cheap steel that instantly starts decaying the second it comes in contact with water.
Not to mention the two halves of Titanic (in real life) are really far apart from each other! 2,000 feet apart to be exact.
Physics what's that?
The only reason why It got claimed was because they use the theme of Darth Vader from episode 3 Revenge of the Sith wow
Zombie Halo that makes more sense than them getting it for the movie
Who would even want to claim this movie
Oh damn. Fuck em.
Hey, was this the same composer that claimed and monetized that independent fan film for using like twenty seconds of the theme?
silverblade357 it was most likely the same company
I've made an observation: on the lifeboats, they're labeled as the SS Titanic. The real Titanic was the RMS Titanic, RMS standing for Royal Mail Service, cause it was actually a mail ship that happened to be tailored to transporting people as well. So, they didn't even get the ship's name right! (Thanks to Tasting History's series on the Titanic and the meals they served to everyone on board)
S.S stands for Screw Steamer, which Titanic was. So, it's not entirely inaccurate, as both are technically true. And the lifeboats did have S.S Titanic written on them, as they were made before the ship's title was changed to RMS. I am FLOORED they actually got this one right, when they got pretty much everything else wrong lol
4 stories in 1...wtf?? 🤣
The ship
The mice
The whales
The love
@Magnus Von Braun oh yeah! Tentacles...I forgot about him
Don’t forget the shit
6. The magic dolphins
@Magnus Von Braun it’s like Forrest Gump but it takes a crap on over 2,000 people’s waterlogged graves
18:09
When Camembert died, my whole theater cried. Forget Tony Stark, Mufasa, and Wolverine, this guy had the saddest death in all of cinema. May you rest in piece, beautiful rat.
He somehow survived
@turbobiet2889: forget I said anything
I love the explanation of Camembert being alive.
“We thought you were dead!”
(Long silent pause)
Camembert: “Nope”
Imagine that being used in most modern films?
“Chewie! We thought you were dead?”
Chewie: “Nope”
Somehow Camembert returned
@@goofywannabegamers5005 the dead man spoke
They basically did that in RoS
I mean, that's kinda how it went
All I can imagine is that liquor bottle continuously expanding as the video goes on, towards the end it has completely engulfed the universe and killed us all several times over, shortly before the critic ascends to the heavens in a glorious fireball of rage, indignity, and alcohol fumes, transcending to a form of pure anger beyond our mortal comprehension.
It was Jager, not fireball.
*ascends to a new plane of existence through sheer disbelief regarding the existence of a sequel to this movies*
COPYRIGHT CLAIM ON THE LEGEND OF TITANIC?!?!?!
....who even wants to claim this disaster flick as their own
Edit: Omg I’m one of the top comments?? You’re such suckers haha
Erik Zarins I know right? I was shocked too when I saw the notification
good question, mustve been something else in this review
Yeah.
I think it was the Star Wars segment
I'm pretty sure the claim was for the music from Revenge of the Sith.
Somebody would actually try to copyright claim this travesty?
It got flagged because of the Revenge of the Sith music at the beginning.
Oh, now I see...
@@riokamichika1101 The stock music they put over it kind of ruins the scene but oh well. Disney gonna Disney.
Wolfie Inu Over a review.
@@wolfieinu Like Elizabeth said in the film: "This all happened because of an evil, greedy human being" - Today's Disney in a nutshell. 🤣😜
Grandpa was on LSD when he was telling the story
Probably.
You mean like whoever wrote this movie? Or it's sequel? Or the TV series?
Yes.
This movie is actually part of this HUGE cinematic universe that involves some dinosaur island, super heroes, animals that play soccer and Mowgli from The Jungle Book.
It's like MCU, it's gigantic.
...please tell me you're kidding.
…okay, now I HAVE to hear more.
Thats actually pretty funny im going to try to find more About it
So does that mean it’s part of the Dingoverse, along with Wabuu and the Yee dinosaur?
Would you drive insane if I say yes
Nostalgia critic is my feel good show. It's what I watch when im depressed
Me: "Oh, that movie can't be that bad, Critic's just doing his schtick of hating everything."
Old Mouse: "The truth of the matter is, those missing persons weren't ever really missing. It's a long complicated story."
"REALLY! So that's how you're starting the movie out: the HUNDREDS of people that died on the Titanic didn't die on the Titanic?!"
Me: "Okay, I'm starting to see the problem here."
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I see your in the Enclave
I think I can justify a bit why Elizabeth's father changed his tune about her refusal to marry Maltravers the second time she said it:
If living with my parents has taught me anything, it's that parents are more willing to listen to their children when they express what's bothering them calmly. The first time, Elizabeth was putting down Maltravers and could have come off to her father as whiny and back-talking him, but when she tried again, he was more willing to compromise since she was being more respectful and calm about it.
As for why the stepmother didn't just dump the father and marry Maltravers herself, the father's the one with the authority over the area Maltravers wanted to hunt whales in, so marrying the stepmother wouldn't have gotten him what he wanted.
In Germany this Movie has even the same voice actors as in the Original Titanic Movie (the german voices for DiCaprio and Winslet)😄
Damn is it that bad?
WTF???
Seriously?
No!!!! 😳😳😳😳
Thought the notification bell was trying to mimic Internet Explorer’s speed, but it’s only a re-upload, thank goodness
The Dad later on found out Elizabeth's bf was a rich Prince from Spain so he's like
"Who needs Mel Travers when my son in law is a freaking Prince!"
"The film with the rapping dog is actually closer to the real story of the Titanic."
You got that right. The Legend Goes On would have to be the best out of all three Titanic movies.
Actually four because I’m pretty sure that there is another one
@@willbiesen8031 Four? Explain.
@@mclink99 it’s called fantasy island
@@willbiesen8031 That's even worse. Where did they even get the money from? What kind of idiotic person thought it would be a good idea to insult historians?
@@mclink99 that’s what I’m thinking, why would somebody think this is okay?
"That's great, young lady. That's great. You wish you were a dolphin. That's wonderful. Dedededede, what the fuck am i watching?!"
That's one of his best rages. I laughed so hard when i first heard it because i was thinking the same thing. Just not as loud. Lol
I legit spit my drink out from that bit.
Classic NC kills me 🤣
These old thumbnails don't get enough love sometimes. The Captain America in ice is a nice touch.
and kratos going to kill tentacles
*PARTY TIME ITS PARTY TIME*
*EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE BECAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME*
Right. 😊
The Rapping Dog died when the Titanic drowned.
The rapping dog was the ONLY good thing to come from that movie
Never sing that rapping dog's song! Never, ever sing that again i had to drink sever beers so i could kill off my brain cells just to forget about the movie! Now will you excuse me i must drink a million beers to forget this movie. Wish me luck if any of my orgins shut down.
“Lots of crying”
One of the first reviews that made my jaw drop. I can't function knowing that this movie was made.
Same my guy. Same.
The fact it was greenlighted and put on in theaters is more insulting than hitler
But there's one thing I'm not and that's a
r a c i s t
*Silhouette of a woman + mice = Klansman*
How do you do that?!
Yes, a mouse that can't love a human woman is considered racism to one of the writers.
Yes saying a mouse and a woman can't do it is racist but making a movie that is an insult to existence that's ok
Camembert's death face looks as if he's laughing 😆
To those who have a problem with Disney's historical inaccuracies, remember, we have this.
tis true
This makes Pocahontas look like a documentary.
I really would live to see him review Pocahontas
@Zelda of the Moon Garden Does that one have breakdancing Natives?
@Zelda of the Moon Garden Sounds like it’s on the same level of inaccuracies as Pocahontas.
10:38 I know the dolphin is supposed to be... moving his nonexistent wings to remain in the air, but that looks... wrong :)
You had to change the Darth Vader music at the beginning?
It can’t be! It fit with the review perfectly!
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
He had to its the reason it was reuploded
Keith Hopkins _r/woooosh_
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Yes."
Keith Hopkins
That’s a relief. At least no one was dumb enough to claim the film for copyright infringement.
Well, to be fair, I wouldn’t want my music connected to this animated insult either.
9:50 - This reaction would make a good meme.
11:18 - So would this one.
22:18 - This too.
9:50
11:18
@@ariqarisya Thanks.
Now the Titanic Trilogy is complete....
But *W H A T A B O U T T E N T A C L E S ?*
@@SuperBartman2000 TENTACLES WILL LIVE.
@@NormasWitnesses HA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!
13:08 that is the look of a man who smoked a joint before she walked in. No wonder he agreed so easily
"Who the fuck goes around with 6 different names?!"
Have you ever heard of the Brazilian Imperial Family?
11:17 When your mom comes in on the part of Gangnam Style when he says “sexy lady”
i'm surprised on one has made a Titanic anime yet
It'll probably be about how the Titanic can fly into space and do battles with the fire-breathing giant squid monster empire.
Or a Titanic hentai
@@laughnowcrylater3500 Oh! So that's what the iceberg's for...it's getting NTR'ed!
Haven’t you heard of attack on Titanic the show about sharks attacking the titanic
@@wchan39 TRIGGER is that you???
Hellooooooooo I'm The Reupload Critic Guy. I remember it so YOU don't have to!
This is the best reupload I've ever seen in my life!
I’ve never had access to this review. I appreciate them.
@@cjwrench07 That'd be the magic.
@@cjwrench07 I agree.
Hello burda
Well that scene with the mouse having a crush on the girl goes nowhere it's never even mentioned again
I wish I could have seen Doug and Rob watching this movie for the first time. Their faces when the dolphin flies up and talks would have been absolutely priceless!
6:39 "God damn, who goes around with six names?"
I think you missed the opportunity to make a Donald Duck joke with Panchito, one of the Three Caballeros, having seven names. :)
Nah. Doug's reaction to "Joe's" name is much better than referencing an obscure Disney character.
@@dnmstarsi I don't want to start an argument here, but how do you know? Have you seen an alternate version of this video where Doug makes a "Panchito" joke instead of the reaction we have in this movie, to know which one is better? I'm betting you haven't, so you have no idea if this reaction is better. I'm not going to push this further, but think about this next time you want to make assertions about comparisons in which one of the things being compared simply does not exist.
@@arkron81 Dude, don't make a big deal about this. I simply don't agree with you so save that kind of talk for someone else.
Besides, it's personally better to just say how you feel. He doesn't need to make references for various jokes and his personal reactions like him and uncommon names are more than enough to get a laugh plus not many know who that Disney character is nor would care to look him up to get the joke.
I just have one question: How are the sharks able to tell time?
Moonbeams
Thats your one question?
@@mlpfanboy1701 I was legit about to say the same thing 😂
To quote the N.C Batman Vs Superman review "If this is really your biggest question through all of this, you're on Quaaludes."
Kid you’re talking about a movie with flying dolphins and a talking octopus…..
Wait titanic was a legend?
I guess all those strange looks I got were a red flag
I was sitting in the dinning room when the waiter came up to me and said "why did you order two meals and let the other meal get cold"
To which I replied
Bite your tounge this my lady and she will be going on the voyage known as the titanic which is defiantly a real ship....
She was real to me
I, too, love JonTron. A man of culture as well.
Wait what?
@@purplehostofrain1901 He's referencing Jontron's review of that other animated Titanic movie, the one with the rapping dog.
@@TheAirBear2000
I think he was referencing the waiters reaction
@@ImmaLittlePip I was.
This was the review that first introduced me to Nostalgia Critic, way back in 2015. And genuinely one of my faves to watch over & over.
11:17-11:59 my reaction to all of the deaths in Avengers Infinity War
From 14:17 to 14:33, that moment had me DYING of hysteria 😂😂😂😂 (The way he snorted the shoe 🤣🤣🤣)
Why does the sailor mouse look like he’s wearing a luchador mask? And why is this the thing I latched onto among all the other fuckery?
I think that’s supposed to be his beard?? I can’t stop thinking about that either lol
Thank goodness I'm not alone in this. Looks like he's wearing another mouse's face 😰
Why is the hat glued to the captain's head?
9:01 for some reason I heard "well there's one thing I'm not, and that's a raisin." Somehow just as confusing.
Yeah and this whole movie isn't insulting but saying two species that can't feet in size or physiology is racist
When I first saw this I almost died of laughter at 12:54. I laughed for almost five minutes.
"So just to recap everybody, nobody died on the Titanic, animals can talk with moon magic, sharks form underwater gangs, whales are Jesus, and the reveal of a giant talking octopus in New York got absolutely no media attention whatsoever."
This should be in the front of the video as a kind of TL;DR.
Do we have a Tentacolino review yet?
Oh wait found it lol
Nathan Castro I guess you could say you were... In Search of the Titanic?
now we do
@@DuelaDent52 ио
Did you know there is another Chipmunks movie
*NNNOOOOOO!!!*
23:55
@@xmanmartinez00 Thats my reaction too XD
Chipwrecked? Or a fourth one
Oh fuck. Oi, bring in the jumbo sized wine, yeah that big one that knocked me out for weeks after the election bullshit that put Justin Trudeau into office!
Grim: and that’s the real story of the Titanic
Irwin: I’m gonna go home and write my report! 😄
Billy: I like the part about the sharks, that’s the one I’ll write about
Mandy: …in case you haven’t figured it out, he’s trying to give you all F’s
Billy & Irwin: 😠😠
10:32 Me whenever I watch Mukbang ASMR's
11:27 everyone’s reaction to the first sonic movie trailer mostly sonic’s design
I’m glad they changed it and the 2nd trailer makes me wanna watch it
This scene corresponds perfectly with what NC is saying 10:50
I had a family relative on board Titanic. He was a German immigrant looking for a new home. He didn’t survive as he was a 3rd class male. So to me, this movie is a slap right in the face. Not only to me, but to my great-great-great grandfather and history itself.
Ugh I’m so sorry. This movie is really heinous
I wonder if any of the survivors watch this film
So the insult made to nc
@@rtcp2020 more like they're ghosts and then they hunted the makers of this movie for eternity
Wait wait wait, let me get this straight..
You mean to say *NOT ONE GOSHDARN PERSON DIED IN A MOVIE ABOUT THE TITANIC?*
I have no words..
The 1997 one has a body count of over 1,500. This has a body count of 0. God, this is insulting.
I have some
Nc's sentence to avgn
19:43 I'm offended because irl the band played intil the life boat were gone and stayed on titanic intil they died ...
You've forgotten, in this version, everyone magically survives, including the band because screw it!
If he thinks he's pissed now, wait until he finds out that there's a animated titanic series
What?!
Me to the numnuts who made that: (what nc said to the avgn)
11:28 That face!😂
I’m a simple man. I see Bootleg Titanic, I click.
P.S. Everybody gangsta till the mice start declaring the state of cats in America.
P.p.s. I can’t believe they copyrighted the video with *this* in it. 11:28
Welp. I’ve seen enough. Time to take a toaster bath
Wait don’t do that!
Your toast would get soggy
11:17... this knocked me out on the floor. I had didn't even have time to hit pause and missed the next 2 minutes as I was literally (yes literally literally) on the floor trying breathe. An excellent reaction to an absolutely insane scene.
“I’d say we’d take off and nuke the entire ship from orbit.”