Trying to kill someone so her dead husband can possess the body and come back to life because his ghost told her to. In any other movie, she'd be the villain the hero was trying to stop.
they could never make that an award, it doesnt matter if it was made of gold, silver, copper, tin, cement, or rocks, they would run out of whatever material it was made out of trying to award it to everything that won :/
I'm watching this review flabbergasted. Are we supposed to like ANYONE in this movie? It's hard to watch Anthony Quinn kill himself, and then constantly stalk his poor wife and demand she never move on or love anyone else. DUDE. YOU CHOSE TO DIE. If you love her, let her move on. I'm way to emotionally invested in this stupid and horrible film.
I actually met the real life widow of Anthony Quinn once. She was presenting a screening of Zorba the Greek at the theater I work at. Part of my job at the theater is to change the outdoor marquee. It's one of those old fashioned signs where you have to use a long poll and replace each letter individually. Anyway, after the movie got out she complimented me on the hard work I was doing and we had a brief conversation.
I love that her immediate reaction to her lover having a heart attack was to just say "Aw" like her friend just told her that they can't hang out Friday night.
I get the feeling this movie was John Derek's excuse to take both a skiing vacation and a tropical vacation. And film a terrible movie while he was at it.
This was...fucking awful. Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale's husbands were at least smart enough to wrap their "look-how-hot-my-wife-is" movies in action. This actually gives you time to think about the writing and how shit it is. Goddamn.
Watching this, all I can get is it was an opus from the director as a means of getting all of his issues and inadequacies out by having his way too young wife go through a lot of weird shit with a lot of weird old guys as analogues of himself. That and plenty of crack I guess.
It's videos like these that make me love Brad's work. I remember working in an independent video store when I was a teen this was one of the many flicks on the shelves that was NEVER rented out (alongside Flesh Gordon, Jack Frost etc). It's nice to see some people remember some of these terrible films lol.
I passed out in my bed while Nostalgia Critic was playing. Woke up to hear this and was like "What? How did he get in my room? WTF is he talking about?"
you can tell by Brad's reactions this was Nukie and To Catch a Yet's levels of bad for him.This is probably in his top 10 worst movies he had ever reviewed along with those two.
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johnnysasaki Does he think it's worse than Nukie though?
@@nikolatovar9884 I suspect that judging by the very specific rules that he had for making cameos in movies that this was inspired by this decision, I remember seeing a comment on here from someone who worked as a makeup artist for this movie and she sounded like she was romanticizing Trump when she described what she was like. And yes, it's odd seeing him not being a tubby orange creature.
Here's what comes of this movie: both of them continue to possess people, which leads to the Winchesters finding out, and then the Winchesters have to gank them both.
Ignacio Nadeo at my 8 month daughters day care they have a picture of Donald Trump as president. You have to respect the office. I didn’t vote for Don but you have to respect the office.
Anthony Quinn, why did you have to settle for garbage? You're one of the finest actors of all time. He was 2nd in line for Vito Corleone from The Godfather, for christ sakes.
This has been released on blu ray...... There's still great stuff that you can't even get on DVD yet. And yet, Shout Factory actually wasted the plastic it took to put this on blu ray!!!!!!!
Yeah, I was searching for the movie on RUclips earlier and was surprised to find it in HD (apparently from the Blu-ray). At least the movie's scenery (both the landscapes and Bo's tits) is gorgeous in HD, so I couldn't call it a complete waste.
I bet Donnie decided to re-release every movie that he's ever been in on blu-ray. It's not like it would be out of character for him to keep tabs on every time he's ever wasted space in a movie and update the media format.
@@CraftyVegan its safe to say he doesnt waste space in films and actually does add something to them... but yes i agree that he probably helped encourage this being upconverted to hd
This movie is so wall to wall with WTF it makes my head hurt. :) Since when does someone have to be dead to be possessed and why the hell did the mayor or whatever try and kill that guy? Does he just come in and randomly impose his own version of the death penalty on prisoners for no good reason?
Obi-Wan Kenobi coming back to Luke as a Force spirit makes more sense than this shit. Sorry, I have Star Wars on the mind, because I just saw Episode VII in theaters, AND IT KICKS ASS!
This film recently came out on Blu-ray, so... Some complete nutjob wanted to remaster this garbage apparently. Or, should I say, recycle this garbage. Thank you and good night!
i think it was remastered just so we could see young trump in HD... why didnt he just produce better movies.. he money and resources... its a shame he was so focused on... i dont know... building things? i have no idea what he did in the 80s... its like his whole life was just waiting for him to realize he should be in tv shows like the apprentice... we could have had a Bond tv show where he played the constant background villain/anti hero.. .that would have been fascinating... Dr Trump: So Bond, you found that hidden base in the subteranean arctic ... i take it you found it... Illuminating? Bond: You'l never succeed in making monkeys dance and fly!!! I found the research and forwarded it to the American and Brittish Embassies! Dr Trump: Fool! You played right into my small baby hands... that research is something they will use to make armies of flying monkeys... and then i will just become president and Bishop and then i SHALL rule the world with armies of flying monkeys!!! *que mad laughter* Bond: ok... but seriously... how? like... what can the monkeys even do? they cant even fire a bazooka... Dr Trump: Bazooka? no they arent a murderous army, they are entertainers, I shall make the largest flying troupe of entertainers and make all the money and cruush the Zoos and circuses.... thenn they shall all bow before my mightey Hair! Plus i have this great idea for a tv show called the apprentice and flying monkeys would make great pages and background characters.... Bond: Are you insane? Dr Trump: Well im certainly not a villain, just a misunderstood unmotivated Producer looking to make it big in the world of entertainment... Bond: then why are you in construction!? Dr Trump: Well you have to build studios from the ground up and knowing how to build real life things can only aid in the construction of movie sets and realistic sorroundings for entertainment centers and designing tv show sets that are economically viable to run without constantly tearing down and setting up everything. Bond: wait, if your into construction... and entertainment... why did you steal the nano molecular laser beams that could generate a theoritical black hole if misused or simply bind atomic states from low atomic weights to high atomic weights and create gold from lead? Dr Trump: They have that? I was just building a arctic genetic research base for health experiments in a safe controlled setting to reduce the dangers to society and humanity overall.... maybe... maybe you should go find who has your atomic shifting nano nano beams... i cant make a show about flying monkeys if you let someone break the economy with fake gold.... Bond: it would be real gold if it worked... shit... i have to go find them... Dr Trump: Take my Trumpmarine, its ... its basically just a diesel submarine i found and used to carry all my cocaine in... just push the cocaine to the side out of the bridge. I suggest you check out that evil looking tower to the east with the lightning coming out of it... Bond: yea.... that seemed a bit to obvious... i guess i better go do that.... Dr Trump: Here take these tiger men i succesfully combined while searching for a way to make people orange on a genetic level.... and have some guns... Bond: Why would you make people orange.... Dr Trump: for the ratings... duh
Funnily enough, John and Bo Derrick's marriage was longer than his previous 3 marriages put together. Only reason it didn't go on longer is because he passed away.
Well yes of course. When making a businessman scene Donald Trump was the perfect guy to hire as opposed to any dude who can wear a suit. There's a backstory to this movie that I want to see.
Donald Trump looks for the worst things to be in and then offers to join... if you want proof look at Mario Bros the movie... although i guess you could say even he has limits to how awful a film he joins in on, but the character is a clear riff on him so i assume the film had his blessing, he just couldnt bring himself to be in something so awful if thier wasnt atleast a few other great actors in there to suffer too
@@1Hol1Tiger no, that's the point I think they tried to get him to play bowser but he said no but gave permission and encouragement to base his personal on trumps personal etc for the human and lizard parts both
Seducing a guy so she can kill him so she can satisfy her love who’s gone to the Afterlife. So basically this is what Hellraiser would be if it was a comedy.
It occurs to me that this movie would make so much more sense if Julie Newmar was actually the Devil, and was trying to tempt Anthony Quinn into damning himself by getting his wife to kill someone. That would have actually given it some kind of depth.
Watching these scenes makes me feel embarrassed for everyone involved in this movie (minus Donald Trump), especially Anthony Quinn. He doesn't even look like he's having fun making this shit. I got a feeling that this movie was made just so John Derek could flaunt to the rest of the world that he was the only man having sex with Bo Derek... Like the shots he took at Bill Cosby, the Snob's Trump jokes make me laugh so hard... Donald Trump is a horrible person, but even I have doubts that the persona he puts on is his true self. This movie supports my theory. Why? Trump won "Worst Supporting Actor" at the razzies for playing himself! And the Moment by Moment poster is back. Just love it when he puts it up.
darwincity I never thought I'll say this but, as disjointed the continuity is from film to film, at least I could understand what was going on in every RE film. Kinda. But this? It's more fucked up than any Turkish movies I saw, except less ugly and with worse acting!
I agree I think he is self-aware and is basically so disgusted with the direction of his life and the world that he's basically been doing one of the longest play acts of a ... well hes basically like dr evil but instead hes playing... the stereotypical evil billionare willing to profit at any level of human suffering, everything he does is like a strange parody... honostly im always saying online how I think hes a massochist at this point and gets a sense of relief or ability to be happy by making himself the butt of most jokes... ironically being the president is the ultimate example of him being a good leader who takes himself as the butt of most jokes... he is... he is curious and I have a feeling fifty years from now he will be remembered not as a villain, but as a anti hero or someone who has a masochistic tendency through public displays of.... welll being what we call Donald Trump.... this isnt a joke against him, its a honest assesment and part of the reason I empathize with him and can kind of say, i dont hate him, I dont think he is the villain he plays, I think the villain he plays is a mask to increase his personal suffering to alieve the guilt of some past wrong or something... call it empathy from feeling similar pain perhaps
Trump's judgement is so sound that he agreed to be in THIS. His endorsement from Neo-Nazis and friendship with Vladimir Putin isn't the tool to sink Trump. THIS FUCKING MOVIE is the tool that could finally stump the Trump!
I just saw this was posted a year ago, but i could already tell from your very admirable optimism, my friend. lol If the tape of him saying "Grab her by the pussy" didn't ruin him, nothing will.
+MrDman21 I can see it now Billionaire by day, Italian secret agent by night. Starring: William Shatner and guest starring French Stewart as the Hopping Woman.
But just imagine how good the base idea of this plot could be! The story of a woman, who was in love with a manipulative old psycho, that has dabbled in the dark arts and found a way to get a younger body. It would have aspects of Hellraiser and Childs Play but with a focus on the relationships and the crazyness, like a sprinkle of Gone Girl mixed into it. I mean, this could be very great, if only ,iterally everything about this movie was different. Like, imagine proper actors, decent production quality and a better handled plot in this movie!
Tareltonlives Anyone who thinks there is a worse series of movies out there than Twilight's is fooling themselves and/or does not know how to cope with nor laugh at themselves whenever necessary, m8.
***** As I said, 50 Shades of Grey. It's the only movie/book that manages to top Twilight in terms of outright shittyness. Also considering the fact that it started out as a Twilight fanfic after all, it doesn't really come as a surprise.
Wow....that was horrible. So bad. I mean God apparently chill with someone murdering another person so their dead lover can possess the body. And everyone is fine with her going around trying to murder someone. Sure...whatever.
I just watched this movie in full, and wow is the acting bad. Actually, everything about this movie is ABYSMAL... except for two things: the cinematography and music. You can't tell here with the terrible transfer quality, but check it out in HD. I swear the scenery is gorgeous and the soundtrack is lots of smooth jazz and flutes. Decent eye and ear candy.
Cascade Sure, the scenery is gorgeous, but this movie is so cringe inducing that I wasn't able to focus on that... Also not a big fan of Jazz, I don't hate it but it does nothing for me. I guess that some people also liked some of Bo's nude scene, but she acts like such a ditz that I don't know how anyone could find that attractive. The only good actor is ghost man, but that's not saying much because he's soooo annoying and laughs stupidly in half the scenes he's in...
Question Cinema Snob, what was a worse movie, "Ghosts can't do it" or "Old-fashioned". Can you also please do a Cinema Snob review of "The adventures of Ford Fairlane".
Bey Shredder I've seen worse, but now that I've watched it, it could definitely be in a top 50 of the worst movies I ever saw... Still, I'm not sure where to put it, but it would hang around with the Bye bye man, Jack and Jill and fucking Baby Geniuses!
Also, it seems to be a trend that awful late 70s-80s movie will at least have great music and scenery (including this, Moment by Moment, and Tarzan the Ape Man.)
Sometimes i wonder what if Donald trump actually became a film producer and actor back in his 30s, the world could be a very different place... who knows he may have even become president back in 2000 instead of George Bush or Al Gore.... just imagine how that would have changed things... what sort of films would he have produced.. how would his acting have improved or worsened the yearly emmys... just imagine a world... where instead of having the apprentice, we had a tv show called... the producers
There's was a video by Alternate History Hub that discusses how if Ross Perot won back in the 90's it would've paved the way for Trump's presidency in the 2000's.
You know, whenever I'm writing a script for fun and question whether or not it's good enough, one thing that brings me comfort is knowing I'll always be a better writer than John Derek. 😂
Sometimes, I lie awake at night and wonder: Do you think Donald Trump displays his Razzie Award in the same place where Obama displayed his Nobel Peace Prize?
Out of everything Brad's reviewed over the years, this is the one that I genuinely have a hard time believing it's even real. Even in just watching you review it, I'm sitting here going "What in the unholy name of fuck am I looking at?" Only other one that I got this from was Down and Dirty Duck. That was the result of someone who needed help. But this....? This looks like Birdemic/The Room/Neil Breen level bad. Having trump in it is something you'd think can only make something worse, but honestly it just made it more surreal. I feel like the fabric of reality is broken after watching this. I no longer know how the world works.
Has anyone here actually seen Love You, that hardcore porn flick that John Derek made before he met Bo? Because it couldn't possibly have been worse than THIS!
Snob I have to say, and I have been watching this show for many years, off all the bad movies you have reviewed this one looks like it might actually be the hardest to sit through.
I'm just waiting for the panda's, race cars, and talking chickens to start popping up on the title screen with parents yelling at their kids over the phone to have kids...Also, I'm STILL proud that we tossed out Donald Chump from SAG-AFTRA. He thought he was an important part of our guild, but was really nothing more than the picture on the bathroom wall we all practice pissing on for target practice.
Ghosts Can’t Do It (1990) Razzie noms and wins Wins • Worst Picture (tying with The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane) • Worst Actress for Bo Derek (her third “win” following Tarzan The Ape Man in 1981 and Bolero in 1984) • Worst Director for John Derek • Worst Supporting Actor for Donald Trump Nominations • Worst Supporting Actor for Leo Damian (lost against his co-star Donald Trump) • Worst New Star for both Damian and Trump (both lost against Sofia Coppola in The Godfather Part III) • Worst Supporting Actress for Julie Newmar (lost against the aforementioned “performance” by Coppola) • Worst Screenplay (lost against The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane)
I saw this movie when I was a kid, it was on Pay-per-view oh, and I thought I was so slick learning how to order it all by myself that was super brand-new technology back then anyways they charged it to my parents phone bill I think because I remember my father left the bill out so I would find it and see it was circled but then he never brought it up and I never did that again... the lengths I would go to to find nudity on television would Boggle the mind
Godfrey Ho joke. Brad made a joke in one of his Pierre Kirby episodes about the black backgrounds Godfrey Ho uses when he wants to have a conversation between two characters in the original movie vs Ho's footage.
Trying to kill someone so her dead husband can possess the body and come back to life because his ghost told her to. In any other movie, she'd be the villain the hero was trying to stop.
Or they can make it like a supernatural version of Upgrade.
It sounds like it could be a good dark comedy.
And now, a rare presentation of the "Legitimately Not A Better Romance Than Twilight" award!
Rose Weldon that may be your opinion but at least it includes no sparkling vampirrs
That SHOULD be an award.
but still a better romance than Old Fashioned.
they could never make that an award, it doesnt matter if it was made of gold, silver, copper, tin, cement, or rocks, they would run out of whatever material it was made out of trying to award it to everything that won :/
@@ultimatedarkrai255 It did feature a well-known soulless bloodsucker, to be fair.
I'm watching this review flabbergasted. Are we supposed to like ANYONE in this movie? It's hard to watch Anthony Quinn kill himself, and then constantly stalk his poor wife and demand she never move on or love anyone else.
DUDE. YOU CHOSE TO DIE. If you love her, let her move on.
I'm way to emotionally invested in this stupid and horrible film.
Holy shit! I didn't even think about that! 😧
I know the feeling.
I actually met the real life widow of Anthony Quinn once. She was presenting a screening of Zorba the Greek at the theater I work at. Part of my job at the theater is to change the outdoor marquee. It's one of those old fashioned signs where you have to use a long poll and replace each letter individually. Anyway, after the movie got out she complimented me on the hard work I was doing and we had a brief conversation.
Proudest fap
@@jeremygarcia25 bless you
@@nc2669 cool it was a large blast radius by the way
I love that her immediate reaction to her lover having a heart attack was to just say "Aw" like her friend just told her that they can't hang out Friday night.
"Fuck this movie, fuck these lines and fuck these scene transitions" Sums up every Twilight movie ever!!
this movie feels like the spiritual successor of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
TAKE YURR GOD DAMN CLOTHES OFF
+Lars Sandnes John, are you, are you GAY, John? XD
+Tudor Ciubotaru get in the stick and make some babies
You got it backwards. This came out before the 3DO was even an idea.
that's Santa's Christmas elf named Clavin.
I get the feeling this movie was John Derek's excuse to take both a skiing vacation and a tropical vacation. And film a terrible movie while he was at it.
+Anna Olson Never mind, seems he took three vacations.
This was...fucking awful. Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale's husbands were at least smart enough to wrap their "look-how-hot-my-wife-is" movies in action. This actually gives you time to think about the writing and how shit it is. Goddamn.
Yeah especially dialogue with basic grammar issues I can say the same with Bolero (GCDI is worse in comparison).
"You came here to rape me! giggle giggle!" "Oh Katie, if only you were a man..." WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE HNNNNNGGG
+Amelia Bee omg i saw ur comment and wasnt sure about sitting thru the review but my god they really did have that as an actual line omg !
+Amelia Bee You're amazing xD
Watching this, all I can get is it was an opus from the director as a means of getting all of his issues and inadequacies out by having his way too young wife go through a lot of weird shit with a lot of weird old guys as analogues of himself.
That and plenty of crack I guess.
If Trump were in this scene, he would have grabbed her by the pussy.
This film is essentially Hellraiser if you were supposed to root for Julia & Frank (and if it was done as a romance rather than a horror film).
Very true. Never thought about that.
Originally the cenubites were supposed to be in this, but they refused once they found out Trump was in it.
That is the best description of this movie.
It's videos like these that make me love Brad's work.
I remember working in an independent video store when I was a teen this was one of the many flicks on the shelves that was NEVER rented out (alongside Flesh Gordon, Jack Frost etc). It's nice to see some people remember some of these terrible films lol.
Flash! Ahhhhhhhhh saviour of the universe!
I passed out in my bed while Nostalgia Critic was playing. Woke up to hear this and was like "What? How did he get in my room? WTF is he talking about?"
Still a better love story than Old Fashioned.
jeffthefilmfan Hey!
That's actually true
Old Fashioned was just creepy.
@@dx1450 And this wasn't?
ANY love story is better than Old Fashioned.
you can tell by Brad's reactions this was Nukie and To Catch a Yet's levels of bad for him.This is probably in his top 10 worst movies he had ever reviewed along with those two.
johnnysasaki Does he think it's worse than Nukie though?
If the snob went to hell those three movies would play non-stop forever.
Or until P. Kerby breaks him out.
Still a better movie than Old fashion in all accounts.
So strange seeing Trumpty not looking like a steamed lobster trying to be a tiger.
Don't forget about the neck vagina.
You're right. He's def in the middle of his 'Labradoodle Trying to Not Look Like it Shit on the Carpet' phase.
@@nikolatovar9884 I suspect that judging by the very specific rules that he had for making cameos in movies that this was inspired by this decision, I remember seeing a comment on here from someone who worked as a makeup artist for this movie and she sounded like she was romanticizing Trump when she described what she was like. And yes, it's odd seeing him not being a tubby orange creature.
Ghosts Can't Do It. And by "it" I mean "carry this film to success at the box office and good reviews."
I thought Ghost was a really popular movie
Here's what comes of this movie: both of them continue to possess people, which leads to the Winchesters finding out, and then the Winchesters have to gank them both.
That'd be way more entertaining than this shite.
That would probably make a good episode
It's a movie so bad, that it can say "The President of the USA was actually in it."
Ignacio Nadeo at my 8 month daughters day care they have a picture of Donald Trump as president. You have to respect the office. I didn’t vote for Don but you have to respect the office.
@@profoundgenius9726 Not when Trump is committing treason
Profound Genius Roosevelt believed it to be treasonous to American values if you believe the president should not be criticized.
@@fisher3317 Good thing that's not what the guy in the comment said, huh?
Connor He said I have to respect the president. I don’t have to, it’s a free country.
Anthony Quinn, why did you have to settle for garbage? You're one of the finest actors of all time. He was 2nd in line for Vito Corleone from The Godfather, for christ sakes.
Well, this is what losing out on a choice role like that can lead to, apparently...
I think he was old and it was just a "fuck it" role. Some aged accomplished actors start doing them for a paycheck, a favor, or for fun.
@@thedangerwich5476 just look at De Niro. Hell, Laurencr Olivier and Marlon Brando's last films sucked ass
@@1997residente Yes, Olivier was in Inchon, which he candidly admitted he did just for the money.
@@1997residente Just look right now at Bruce Willis and his run direct to video flicks.
This actually was a tie for Worst Picture of 1989 with The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Ford Fairlane is like Shakespeare compared to this shit.
"Worst Picture" and "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" DO NOT belong in the same sentence.
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane fucking rules.
I'm normally pretty fine with people displaying affection, but holy shit, I wanted to vomit at their flirting.
I love that this review is mentioned on the film's wikipedia page :D
Not anymore.
"Welcome back you awesome bastard!" at 26:29 was the best line in the movie! lol
"You sure are a good looking son of a bitch!" at 27:21 was the second best line in the movie! lol
This has been released on blu ray......
There's still great stuff that you can't even get on DVD yet. And yet, Shout Factory actually wasted the plastic it took to put this on blu ray!!!!!!!
Yeah, I was searching for the movie on RUclips earlier and was surprised to find it in HD (apparently from the Blu-ray). At least the movie's scenery (both the landscapes and Bo's tits) is gorgeous in HD, so I couldn't call it a complete waste.
I bet Donnie decided to re-release every movie that he's ever been in on blu-ray. It's not like it would be out of character for him to keep tabs on every time he's ever wasted space in a movie and update the media format.
@@CraftyVegan its safe to say he doesnt waste space in films and actually does add something to them... but yes i agree that he probably helped encourage this being upconverted to hd
This movie is so wall to wall with WTF it makes my head hurt. :) Since when does someone have to be dead to be possessed and why the hell did the mayor or whatever try and kill that guy? Does he just come in and randomly impose his own version of the death penalty on prisoners for no good reason?
Obi-Wan Kenobi coming back to Luke as a Force spirit makes more sense than this shit. Sorry, I have Star Wars on the mind, because I just saw Episode VII in theaters, AND IT KICKS ASS!
SpeedyEric1 Everything makes more sense than this crap. :)
Chris McWilliams And how.
***** I am a fan, too.
This film recently came out on Blu-ray, so... Some complete nutjob wanted to remaster this garbage apparently. Or, should I say, recycle this garbage. Thank you and good night!
But hey, at least we get to see young Donald Trump with his hair in HD!
i think it was remastered just so we could see young trump in HD... why didnt he just produce better movies.. he money and resources... its a shame he was so focused on... i dont know... building things? i have no idea what he did in the 80s... its like his whole life was just waiting for him to realize he should be in tv shows like the apprentice... we could have had a Bond tv show where he played the constant background villain/anti hero.. .that would have been fascinating...
Dr Trump: So Bond, you found that hidden base in the subteranean arctic ... i take it you found it... Illuminating?
Bond: You'l never succeed in making monkeys dance and fly!!! I found the research and forwarded it to the American and Brittish Embassies!
Dr Trump: Fool! You played right into my small baby hands... that research is something they will use to make armies of flying monkeys... and then i will just become president and Bishop and then i SHALL rule the world with armies of flying monkeys!!! *que mad laughter*
Bond: ok... but seriously... how? like... what can the monkeys even do? they cant even fire a bazooka...
Dr Trump: Bazooka? no they arent a murderous army, they are entertainers, I shall make the largest flying troupe of entertainers and make all the money and cruush the Zoos and circuses.... thenn they shall all bow before my mightey Hair! Plus i have this great idea for a tv show called the apprentice and flying monkeys would make great pages and background characters....
Bond: Are you insane?
Dr Trump: Well im certainly not a villain, just a misunderstood unmotivated Producer looking to make it big in the world of entertainment...
Bond: then why are you in construction!?
Dr Trump: Well you have to build studios from the ground up and knowing how to build real life things can only aid in the construction of movie sets and realistic sorroundings for entertainment centers and designing tv show sets that are economically viable to run without constantly tearing down and setting up everything.
Bond: wait, if your into construction... and entertainment... why did you steal the nano molecular laser beams that could generate a theoritical black hole if misused or simply bind atomic states from low atomic weights to high atomic weights and create gold from lead?
Dr Trump: They have that? I was just building a arctic genetic research base for health experiments in a safe controlled setting to reduce the dangers to society and humanity overall.... maybe... maybe you should go find who has your atomic shifting nano nano beams... i cant make a show about flying monkeys if you let someone break the economy with fake gold....
Bond: it would be real gold if it worked... shit... i have to go find them...
Dr Trump: Take my Trumpmarine, its ... its basically just a diesel submarine i found and used to carry all my cocaine in... just push the cocaine to the side out of the bridge. I suggest you check out that evil looking tower to the east with the lightning coming out of it...
Bond: yea.... that seemed a bit to obvious... i guess i better go do that....
Dr Trump: Here take these tiger men i succesfully combined while searching for a way to make people orange on a genetic level.... and have some guns...
Bond: Why would you make people orange....
Dr Trump: for the ratings... duh
Funnily enough, John and Bo Derrick's marriage was longer than his previous 3 marriages put together. Only reason it didn't go on longer is because he passed away.
Holy shit this is a confusing movie
If you want a GOOD ghost romance movie then watch Ghost!
NearVSMello Sure, it's cheesy, but it's good and memorable. I guess this movie is, too... And I won't ever get those 1 hour and 34 minutes back!
Well yes of course. When making a businessman scene Donald Trump was the perfect guy to hire as opposed to any dude who can wear a suit.
There's a backstory to this movie that I want to see.
Donald Trump looks for the worst things to be in and then offers to join... if you want proof look at Mario Bros the movie... although i guess you could say even he has limits to how awful a film he joins in on, but the character is a clear riff on him so i assume the film had his blessing, he just couldnt bring himself to be in something so awful if thier wasnt atleast a few other great actors in there to suffer too
@@aurorauplinks Wait.. Trump was in the Mario movie?
@@1Hol1Tiger no, that's the point I think they tried to get him to play bowser but he said no but gave permission and encouragement to base his personal on trumps personal etc for the human and lizard parts both
"where the hell did she get that machine gun??" Did she pull it out of the elephant's ass!??" Oh my goodness, these snob reviews are hilarious!
Seducing a guy so she can kill him so she can satisfy her love who’s gone to the Afterlife.
So basically this is what Hellraiser would be if it was a comedy.
You know a movie sucks when the best thing about it is the cameo from Donald Trump.
Dylaxius mccoy what was even the point of his cameo?
And this is also the high point of Trump's career
Bey Shredder What was the point of the movie, even? Also as bad as Trump was in this, he didn't deserved the Razzies: Bo Derek should have them!
That's true, but I don't know why you're bringing up *Home Alone 2: Lost in New York* here...
Sad, but true. XD
This is the most baffling movie ever.
Little Bear Schwarz Hey, haven't watched it, but from my experience this thing would have lots of contenders...😏
It occurs to me that this movie would make so much more sense if Julie Newmar was actually the Devil, and was trying to tempt Anthony Quinn into damning himself by getting his wife to kill someone. That would have actually given it some kind of depth.
I'm.... I'm just going to take my Lawrence of Arabia DVD and go watch it to cleanse my mind of Anthony Quinn being reduced to.... THIS!
I keep feeling John made this movie after he had a heart attack and was self conscious about it. It just went horribly wrong in the end.
Watching these scenes makes me feel embarrassed for everyone involved in this movie (minus Donald Trump), especially Anthony Quinn. He doesn't even look like he's having fun making this shit.
I got a feeling that this movie was made just so John Derek could flaunt to the rest of the world that he was the only man having sex with Bo Derek...
Like the shots he took at Bill Cosby, the Snob's Trump jokes make me laugh so hard... Donald Trump is a horrible person, but even I have doubts that the persona he puts on is his true self. This movie supports my theory. Why? Trump won "Worst Supporting Actor" at the razzies for playing himself!
And the Moment by Moment poster is back. Just love it when he puts it up.
He flaunted around his wife more than Paul WS Anderson.
I actually haven't seen the Resident Evil movies... But I'll take your word for it...
And I do think that's a good joke...
At least Paul WS Anderson uses his wife to some comedic effect...
darwincity I never thought I'll say this but, as disjointed the continuity is from film to film, at least I could understand what was going on in every RE film. Kinda. But this? It's more fucked up than any Turkish movies I saw, except less ugly and with worse acting!
I agree I think he is self-aware and is basically so disgusted with the direction of his life and the world that he's basically been doing one of the longest play acts of a ... well hes basically like dr evil but instead hes playing... the stereotypical evil billionare willing to profit at any level of human suffering, everything he does is like a strange parody... honostly im always saying online how I think hes a massochist at this point and gets a sense of relief or ability to be happy by making himself the butt of most jokes... ironically being the president is the ultimate example of him being a good leader who takes himself as the butt of most jokes... he is... he is curious and I have a feeling fifty years from now he will be remembered not as a villain, but as a anti hero or someone who has a masochistic tendency through public displays of.... welll being what we call Donald Trump.... this isnt a joke against him, its a honest assesment and part of the reason I empathize with him and can kind of say, i dont hate him, I dont think he is the villain he plays, I think the villain he plays is a mask to increase his personal suffering to alieve the guilt of some past wrong or something... call it empathy from feeling similar pain perhaps
Trump's judgement is so sound that he agreed to be in THIS. His endorsement from Neo-Nazis and friendship with Vladimir Putin isn't the tool to sink Trump. THIS FUCKING MOVIE is the tool that could finally stump the Trump!
HAHAHAHA
I just saw this was posted a year ago, but i could already tell from your very admirable optimism, my friend. lol If the tape of him saying "Grab her by the pussy" didn't ruin him, nothing will.
Not even this movie stopped the Trump presidency.
I don`t get tired to re- watch this video!!
Does that include Fun in Balloon Land, too?
Donald Trump's hair needs it's own movie.
+MrDman21 They already did, its called "Grizzly II".
lol
+MrDman21 What it needs is to be put out of its misery.
HA HA!
+MrDman21 I can see it now Billionaire by day, Italian secret agent by night. Starring: William Shatner and guest starring French Stewart as the Hopping Woman.
Best "Critic" working today.
Keep up the good work!
Ghosts Do It From Beyond.
TheHeroOfTomorrow I think ghost CAN do it based on that dream Ray Stantz had in Ghostbusters.
Ghosts Do It From Behind.
Ghosts Do It Orally
You know, if you tell this story from the POV of the dude she's trying to kill, this is a horror movie on par with Skeleton Key.
But just imagine how good the base idea of this plot could be! The story of a woman, who was in love with a manipulative old psycho, that has dabbled in the dark arts and found a way to get a younger body. It would have aspects of Hellraiser and Childs Play but with a focus on the relationships and the crazyness, like a sprinkle of Gone Girl mixed into it.
I mean, this could be very great, if only ,iterally everything about this movie was different. Like, imagine proper actors, decent production quality and a better handled plot in this movie!
Oh my! I just realized that WW84 kinda ripped off Ghosts Can’t Do It
And to think Anthony Quinn won two Oscars…
I want Bo’s hat at 6:57.
10:25 what is Lloyd doing in the movie.
I still can't decide whether this is a worse movie than Twilight or not.
Nothing is worse than ANY Twilight movie..
Sami Jansen Besides 50 Shades of Grey.
Tareltonlives Anyone who thinks there is a worse series of movies out there than Twilight's is fooling themselves and/or does not know how to cope with nor laugh at themselves whenever necessary, m8.
***** As I said, 50 Shades of Grey. It's the only movie/book that manages to top Twilight in terms of outright shittyness.
Also considering the fact that it started out as a Twilight fanfic after all, it doesn't really come as a surprise.
Okay, how is this BETTER than Twilight?
Question, Brad. Is this movie worse than Nukie or To Catch a Yeti?
Someone should use this against Trump's campaign. It would be perfect.
"If ghosts can't do it, what makes you think he can?"
SirChubbyBunny "You're being let go from your current place of employment."
SpeedyEric1 lol
+SirChubbyBunny Eh, at least he'd do a better job than Hillary
Carl Bryant I don't call "fucking up the 14th Amendment" as doing a better job.
SpeedyEric1 Well Hilary is from the group that is on a campaign against the first and second amendments.
Wow....that was horrible.
So bad. I mean God apparently chill with someone murdering another person so their dead lover can possess the body. And everyone is fine with her going around trying to murder someone.
Sure...whatever.
The "white witch's" top is about to come off.
This movie is like drinking a combination of rat poison and papaya. Wait...
I thought John McClane was old John McClane
Also; I hope that revolver was a Nagant m1985, otherwise he got it threaded for a silencer for no reason
I just watched this movie in full, and wow is the acting bad. Actually, everything about this movie is ABYSMAL... except for two things: the cinematography and music. You can't tell here with the terrible transfer quality, but check it out in HD. I swear the scenery is gorgeous and the soundtrack is lots of smooth jazz and flutes. Decent eye and ear candy.
Cascade Sure, the scenery is gorgeous, but this movie is so cringe inducing that I wasn't able to focus on that... Also not a big fan of Jazz, I don't hate it but it does nothing for me.
I guess that some people also liked some of Bo's nude scene, but she acts like such a ditz that I don't know how anyone could find that attractive. The only good actor is ghost man, but that's not saying much because he's soooo annoying and laughs stupidly in half the scenes he's in...
Fair enough
Question Cinema Snob, what was a worse movie, "Ghosts can't do it" or "Old-fashioned". Can you also please do a Cinema Snob review of "The adventures of Ford Fairlane".
You know, I've seen a lot of weird movies. But none of them ever made me cringe as hard as this one.
Bey Shredder I've seen worse, but now that I've watched it, it could definitely be in a top 50 of the worst movies I ever saw... Still, I'm not sure where to put it, but it would hang around with the Bye bye man, Jack and Jill and fucking Baby Geniuses!
What a sec, why would you kill someone to possess them? Don't you want to have a body that hasn't been screwed up? What a poorly thought concept!
Not that 90 percent of anyone will remember the high school reunion episode of the Drew Carey show, but BO DEREK!!
Also, it seems to be a trend that awful late 70s-80s movie will at least have great music and scenery (including this, Moment by Moment, and Tarzan the Ape Man.)
Sometimes i wonder what if Donald trump actually became a film producer and actor back in his 30s, the world could be a very different place... who knows he may have even become president back in 2000 instead of George Bush or Al Gore.... just imagine how that would have changed things... what sort of films would he have produced.. how would his acting have improved or worsened the yearly emmys... just imagine a world... where instead of having the apprentice, we had a tv show called... the producers
There's was a video by Alternate History Hub that discusses how if Ross Perot won back in the 90's it would've paved the way for Trump's presidency in the 2000's.
You know, whenever I'm writing a script for fun and question whether or not it's good enough, one thing that brings me comfort is knowing I'll always be a better writer than John Derek. 😂
I’ve written one of my own. And I actually worked HARD on it, constantly making rewrites and improvements.
@@WedgePee Same here.
Sometimes, I lie awake at night and wonder: Do you think Donald Trump displays his Razzie Award in the same place where Obama displayed his Nobel Peace Prize?
Yep. Probably on the shelf right under the 'White House Official Collection of Dead Yemeni Children'.
This is even funnier now, since Trump is all pissy that he didn't get a Nobel Peace Price recently.
I will fart in your cereal >:(
MAGA BITCHES!!!
They both were undeserving of those awards.
Out of everything Brad's reviewed over the years, this is the one that I genuinely have a hard time believing it's even real. Even in just watching you review it, I'm sitting here going "What in the unholy name of fuck am I looking at?" Only other one that I got this from was Down and Dirty Duck. That was the result of someone who needed help. But this....? This looks like Birdemic/The Room/Neil Breen level bad. Having trump in it is something you'd think can only make something worse, but honestly it just made it more surreal. I feel like the fabric of reality is broken after watching this. I no longer know how the world works.
Has anyone here actually seen Love You,
that hardcore porn flick that John Derek
made before he met Bo? Because it couldn't possibly have been worse than THIS!
From Ghosts Can't Do It to President of the United States...
Is it reasonable enough to kill myself now?
Don Murray is a really handsome horse
i can’t believe that this was a real movie
I have no idea why but this is my favorite video of yours.
Snob I have to say, and I have been watching this show for many years, off all the bad movies you have reviewed this one looks like it might actually be the hardest to sit through.
This movie is mindboggling. I don't know how how someone penned this, and someone else said, "looks good." Every single line and plot point is WTF.
He should have met Chevy Chase in heaven.
Bo Derek movies are so weird.
A few years back I put this episode on the kitchen TV and my mom watched with me. She laughed up a storm when Trump appeared.
Oh come on! Birds do it, bees do it, even educated flees do it! Why not ghosts?
ectoplasm....
This is still one of my favourite reviews ever.
Thanks to this movie,now I know how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres!
Trump had 3 lines in the movie but out acted the entire cast
I think if you make a bad movie that nobody sees and you lose money on it, you can write it off on your taxes as well as some of the other "expenses".
It's called "Pulling an Uwe Bole".
Random Girl: "But I don't wear a brassiere." Snob: "Nice to know. Can we get back to the....plot?"
"Ghost sex is nothing! It's worth than nothing!"
Naveek Darkroom lol Simpsons
I just saw it, and everything you said was true!
Holy shit our President was in ghosts can't do it.
Sums it up, doesn't it?
I saw this when i was a teenager, and thought it had a pretty bad plot for softcore porn.
I can't believe this movie was made. Who would fund it?
this makes nukie look oscar worthy
I'm just waiting for the panda's, race cars, and talking chickens to start popping up on the title screen with parents yelling at their kids over the phone to have kids...Also, I'm STILL proud that we tossed out Donald Chump from SAG-AFTRA. He thought he was an important part of our guild, but was really nothing more than the picture on the bathroom wall we all practice pissing on for target practice.
What insensitive parents: not everyone can, will, or wants kids.
The phrase "singing supermans" cracks me up.
It’s three years later and it still cracks me up
Ghosts Can’t Do It (1990)
Razzie noms and wins
Wins
• Worst Picture (tying with The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane)
• Worst Actress for Bo Derek (her third “win” following Tarzan The Ape Man in 1981 and Bolero in 1984)
• Worst Director for John Derek
• Worst Supporting Actor for Donald Trump
Nominations
• Worst Supporting Actor for Leo Damian (lost against his co-star Donald Trump)
• Worst New Star for both Damian and Trump (both lost against Sofia Coppola in The Godfather Part III)
• Worst Supporting Actress for Julie Newmar (lost against the aforementioned “performance” by Coppola)
• Worst Screenplay (lost against The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane)
0:40 and then Brad saw Old Fashioned...
I never understood why the Cinema Snob hated Chatterbox so much. From the clips being shown, that movie looked really funny
I saw this movie when I was a kid, it was on Pay-per-view oh, and I thought I was so slick learning how to order it all by myself that was super brand-new technology back then anyways they charged it to my parents phone bill I think because I remember my father left the bill out so I would find it and see it was circled but then he never brought it up and I never did that again... the lengths I would go to to find nudity on television would Boggle the mind
What so we have pornos about ET, TMNT, Mario Bros, gay Dracula, Yeti and more but we can't have an actual porno about ghosts? Unfucking believable.
9:55 is that a dbz reference?
Godfrey Ho joke. Brad made a joke in one of his Pierre Kirby episodes about the black backgrounds Godfrey Ho uses when he wants to have a conversation between two characters in the original movie vs Ho's footage.
Bella Lugosi in Glen or Glenda or Antony Queen in Ghosts can't do it?
I prefer bela lugosi
cherries on cake?? GHAAAAA!!!