There was a joke that made the rounds back in 1981: Q: Did you hear about the film "Endless Love"? A: It's about Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
@@shakurburton9358 At least the male lead in Twilight acknowledged that he was the wrong person to date. Being an unintentional creep is so much worse.
The Conjuring films are more romantic than Endless Love. I'm being serious even the director James Wan said that all three films were love stories as well horror stories. Plus I think this movie and the original book mixed up love and possession.
You know, I've written a story about two childhood friends that became lovers, comforting each other whenever the weight of their tragic lives starts to take its toll on them. I've often wondered if I was being too sappy when I write their romantic scenes...but then I see shit like Endless Love (1981) with lines like 'We'll die together' or the unstable lead whining about how being separated from his girlfriend is killing him. And the instability would've worked as it did in the novel, but this movie tries its hardest to portray an ARSONIST STALKER as the hero. Because god forbid having a cautionary tale about obsession and youthful idiocy. Let's instead have the mom want to fuck her daughter's boyfriend and watch them have sex. Great job taking this abomination apart, Brad! You and Krisom Rouge have both done an amazing job taking these horrible adaptations down!
Fun fact, this was the first Cinema Snob video I ever watched, and the line "Totally playing the guitar you guys, look at me, I'm totally playing the guitar" as the guy is just absently slapping the strings is still hilarious.
This review is my endless love. It's probably in my top 3 favorite Snob videos. It introduced me to Heart of Glass, The New Kids, and the handsomeness that is 80s Spader. (Though, frankly, current Spader has retained much of his attractiveness through his undying charm.) I revisit this review often. Glad to see it on your main channel.
Seriously, these were at the top of my wishlist. I don't want to support people re-uploading them and potentially sapping views/revenue from Brad. At least not that one alt-right prick that was re-uploading unavailable Snob episodes.
She's 15. He's 23. Because that was the actor's real age at the time. I'm more perturbed by the fact that they paired a teenage Brooke Shields with a 23-year old guy and put them in love scenes.
I always found it funny how after the fire, they just cut to David being sentenced. I mean no explanation of why that brilliant plan worked for Tom Cruise, and not our hero.
"You got smoke inhalation...you lost all your Smurf dolls in that fire...come on, really, was it worth it? For a chick?" --Luis Guzman, I Love the 80s Strikes Back - 1981;)
This had to be written by a romance novelist. These two don't act like normal teens in a typical teen relationship. Where's the awkward fumbling? Where's the stupid arguments?
"The love every parent fears." They start the movie openly in a relationship and only piss off one of the parents because they just let everyone know that they're fucking in his house like idiots, and even then they're only asked to spend some time away from each other. Every protagonist of a tragic gay movie is laughing in this movie's face.
Thank you for this. I just watched this movie for the first time. It's INSANE. Among *many* problems, notice that no one is worried about how all this affects Jade, other than her not getting enough sleep and her grades falling. Is the sex consensual? Are they using contraception? Is she actually enjoying the relationship? How does she feel about almost dying in a house fire set by her boyfriend? The film doesn't spend any time on that. But it spends LOTS of time on how rough it all is on *David*. Because a guy not getting to fuck the girl he wants to fuck is a human rights violation. This is a movie for incels, ahead of its time.
Travis De La Fuente who the hell cast this movie Francis Ford Copalla ??! lmbo The casting director has an amazing eye for talent!! funny that the worst actors,we're the two leads!
Homestuck had a more convincing relationship between a Dave and a Jade, and in Homestuck Dave was a bird with a sword through his chest and Jade was an omnipotent dog.
everything an 80s slasher needs, but nope, somebody forgot to add the killer. Or is this a prequel and the creepy mom gonna turn out to be Pamela Vorhees?
I don't know which is the lowest point in Brooke Shields' career, This, or 'Mr. Pickles'. Also, if I want to see James Spader being creepy, I'll watch 'Age Of Ultron'
I mean, looking back at it, David is not at fault for the father's accident. If anything the father died by his very own doing. He spotted the guy in the crowd and decided to chase him just because. David didn't do anything wrong yet and his only mistake at that time was being coincidentaly in the street across from the dad, who in change walked to the other side while the trafic was still moving. Yeah, David still went after Jade despite knowing how much of a bad idea that was, but that doesn't have anything to do with the encounter.
You know what’s really bad is that at 16:00 I could see the main theme to cannibal holocaust working well in that scene 😂. Better than the song they picked 😂
She's 15, he's 11. The love Onision bafflingly doesn't fear.
This mother is more of what every parent should fear
He's 17. She's a Waifu Body Pillow. A love every parent fears.
@Jason Clough *37
*BUSHWHACKED*
@@Account_Not_Applicable *47
She’s 15 he’s dying and none of his friends will visit him in the hospital. A romance everyone in the windy city fears
Well, that gives new meaning to "Fuck Saul!"
There was a joke that made the rounds back in 1981:
Q: Did you hear about the film "Endless Love"?
A: It's about Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
????
I both love and hate how clever that is.
She's 15.
He's Roy Moore.
The love every parent in Alabama fears.
Unless you're Eric Holmberg.
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😆🤣
Sweet home Alabama 🎵
She’s 15. He’s also 15. They’re Brother & Sister. This is Alabama.
She's 15. He's Harvey Weinstein. The love every parent fears.
He's 15, She's Asia Argento.
She’s 15, he’s Bill Cosby
@erick paolo santos has youtube comments disappeared like the dislike button?
She's white. He's a nigga.
Being 15 didn’t stop her in Pretty Baby
I guess an Endless Love is better than an Old Fashioned one.
Haha
Back when Brooke Shields was a young star from Pretty Baby to The Blue Lagoon and Endless Love.
Neither is worse than Twilight.
@@shakurburton9358 Yes they are.
@@shakurburton9358 At least the male lead in Twilight acknowledged that he was the wrong person to date. Being an unintentional creep is so much worse.
She’s 15, he wants Warner Bros to release the Snyder cut.
The love every parent fears.
She's 15.
He's Robot Andy Kaufmen.
The love every parent in Alabama fears.
“ this movie is like everyone’s first time having sex: it’s fucking awful!” Kills me every time
She's 15, He's dead. A love every parent fears.
Which Nekromantik movie is that from?
She's 15. He's Kemmler the Lichemaster.
She's 15, He's Bill Cosby. The love even Jello Pudding Pops fear
James Spader is way too good for this movie
So is Tom Cruise. And this was his first movie.
She's Brooke Shields, he's friends with Tom Cruise.
The love every Cinema Snob fears.
So is it Tom Cruise who should have played the hero?
(Remembering that time back in ‘05)…..oh, I get it, lol.
This movie is about as romantic as A Clockwork Orange
Wish the droogs came in. That’d make this is a much better movie. Filled with rape, but better.
Ironically also based on a book, only a A Clockwork Orange was actually faithful for the most part to its source material.
Dusty Gozangas I actually believed the love between Alex and the two girls in the threesome than Jade and Alex
The Conjuring films are more romantic than Endless Love. I'm being serious even the director James Wan said that all three films were love stories as well horror stories. Plus I think this movie and the original book mixed up love and possession.
It helps that Malcom McDowell is more charismatic than David
You know, I've written a story about two childhood friends that became lovers, comforting each other whenever the weight of their tragic lives starts to take its toll on them. I've often wondered if I was being too sappy when I write their romantic scenes...but then I see shit like Endless Love (1981) with lines like 'We'll die together' or the unstable lead whining about how being separated from his girlfriend is killing him.
And the instability would've worked as it did in the novel, but this movie tries its hardest to portray an ARSONIST STALKER as the hero. Because god forbid having a cautionary tale about obsession and youthful idiocy. Let's instead have the mom want to fuck her daughter's boyfriend and watch them have sex.
Great job taking this abomination apart, Brad! You and Krisom Rouge have both done an amazing job taking these horrible adaptations down!
I know it’s been two years but I’d love to read this, I hope you had it published?
@@orlandobabe I was referring to my Fairy Tail fanfiction.
I’m sure your story is very sweet and cute and not sappy as long as it’s nothing like this turd!!!!
OMG THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME IT WAS THE KRIMSON ROGUE REVIEW I WAS LOOKING FOR.
She's 15. He's 117. The love every parent fears.
Not Applicable but every scientist wants to study
This movie was creepy. Thanks for taking one for the team, snob
Fun fact, this was the first Cinema Snob video I ever watched, and the line "Totally playing the guitar you guys, look at me, I'm totally playing the guitar" as the guy is just absently slapping the strings is still hilarious.
Jade: He’s seen a naked man before.
Cinema Snob: Do tell!
😂 😂 😂 😂
James Spader is great in everything
Except the Robert Shorts 😬
Agreed!!
Still a less abusive relationship than 50 Shades of Grey
@aaronsdavis "lol ur a prude if you don't like abuse"
This review is my endless love. It's probably in my top 3 favorite Snob videos. It introduced me to Heart of Glass, The New Kids, and the handsomeness that is 80s Spader. (Though, frankly, current Spader has retained much of his attractiveness through his undying charm.) I revisit this review often. Glad to see it on your main channel.
It is my favorite too, because of how honest it is.
The New Kids is awesome. I've watched it so many times. His reviews are great and introduced me to a lot of cheesy and good older films.
My peepo, you GOTTA check out Secretary. 1980s Spader doesn't hold a candle to the wanton handsome talent that is 2002's Spader.
She's 15, he's BUSHWHACKED!
This is one of the best Snob reviews.
Two of my favorite Snob episodes ever just got uploaded. God answered my prayers.
ikr? Upload Two of a Kind and now we are in business!
Big question is: when will the OLD Snob episodes come out? I’m crossing my fingers they’ll be coming around soon.
Seriously, these were at the top of my wishlist. I don't want to support people re-uploading them and potentially sapping views/revenue from Brad. At least not that one alt-right prick that was re-uploading unavailable Snob episodes.
It is my favorite too, because of how honest it is. You can tell Brad, as a big fan of the novel, hates how this piece of shit ruined its story.
Yeah, a lot like Sex And The City. The show wasn’t like the movies whatsoever!
She's 15. He's 23. Because that was the actor's real age at the time. I'm more perturbed by the fact that they paired a teenage Brooke Shields with a 23-year old guy and put them in love scenes.
She's 15, he's Rob Schneider.
The love every parent fears (and with a reason)
My Rob would NEVER! 🤣
She’s 15. He’s Dan Schneider. Every kid & parents nightmare
She's 15, he's Tommy Wiseau
Ha ha ha, what a story The Chaos Dragoness.
He's Tommy Wiseau and she's tearing him apart.
@French Paul 1988 You can say that again.
She's 15, He's A Giant Chicken. (B-KAWWWWW!)
He did not hit her! It's bullshit! He did naaaaaht....oh hi Mark
I always found it funny how after the fire, they just cut to David being sentenced. I mean no explanation of why that brilliant plan worked for Tom Cruise, and not our hero.
I guess Tom cruise wasn't already under suspicion by the father at that point.
@@mrbloodmuffins But not sure how it could be proved he set the fire. Maybe he was coincidentally walking along early morning and saw the fire.
@@davidjames579given the poor script, I wouldn’t be surprised if he believed honesty was the best policy and admitted to doing it
@@davidjames579he could just blame his brother the rain man
She's 15, he's a cardboard box.
I hope nothing whacky happens
Also Starring Rob Schnieder as the Stapler.
He’s a cardboard cutout.
@@a.jlewissonicski5278 Of Arnold Swartzenegger in a biker jacket with a pump-action shotgun
"You got smoke inhalation...you lost all your Smurf dolls in that fire...come on, really, was it worth it? For a chick?"
--Luis Guzman, I Love the 80s Strikes Back - 1981;)
This movie was so creepy. And this isn’t even a horror movie. 😳😂
Which is the whole point of the original novel. It's supposed to be a story about obsession.
Even the Conjuring films were more romantic than this movie.
@@dangerislander The book was so much better and to showed why this type of relationship does not work.
I've always loved this review. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it. Thank you for reuploading it!
Same!
It is his best to me. ^^
Fun fact: one of those 5000 men who auditioned for the role of David was Tom Hanks. And yet they cast this little shit instead. Damn it Endless Love.
They didn't want anyone who could out-act Brooke Shields.
That could have worked, honestly.
Tom Cruise would have been better than the guy they chose.
A classic Snob episode returns. Also, Still a better love story then Old Fashioned.
Sweet Lord, this episode of The Cinema Snob is hysterical.
She's 15, he's Ezra Miller. The love every parent fears.
Shes 15. He’s Adam Rosner
She's 15, he's a sparkling vampire. The other he is a werewolf with an eight-pack.
God damn it.
The third he is Simon Belmont. He shoots the werewolf, stabs the sparkling vampire and hands the girl over to a convent far far away from her parents.
She's 15,
he's a giant vulcanized-rubber shark prop nicknamed 'Bruce'
A love every small coastal town mayor fears.
She’s 15, he isn’t even born yet, the love every parent fears.
She’s 15, he’s a corpse, the love every parent fears.
She's 15 and he's what every parent fears: the catalyst to the Birds and Bees talk.
16:52 Even in his early years, Tom Cruise was crazy.
It wasn’t until the Cape Fear theme played that I realized the similarities between the 2 stories… but now that I see them, holy shit
This whole movie gives me "Run Joey Run" vibes.
ah so this is the origin story of clay walsh actually that makes a disturbing amount of sense
She's 15, he's 17, her brother is Utron
The love every sentient AI fears
At least he doesn't get nerfed to hell by Whedon this time.
1:40 - Always worth it coming back to this to hear Lloyd's meow. 😊
She’s 15, he’s a cinema snob. The love every parent fears.
Spader was cute. That's the positive thing I can say about this movie.
getting American Horror Story and Kill Bill vibes from the creepy music playing
She’s 15, he’s John Kricfalusi. The love every parent fears.
She's 15, he's her father and the President of the United States of America.
André Brynkus (My Date With the President's Daughter plays)
The love every republican ignores
The love every Democrat supports.
So Joe Biden? Or Bill Clinton?
When I watch the 1981 version of Endless Love (on Xfinity) with closed captions on, it shows the captions from the remake.
OMFG
This family fucking insane.
The book handled them so much better.
Ah to be a teen again when every relationship felt like true love and breakups were the worst pain in the world
This had to be written by a romance novelist. These two don't act like normal teens in a typical teen relationship. Where's the awkward fumbling? Where's the stupid arguments?
The book is so much better. The films, both of them, destroyed it.
Nick Spencer's original book reads less like romance and more like a thriller (which was his intent, if I'm not mistaken).
The novelist didn't like the movie.
@@mercenaryknight5419 Seniore(Mr) Ziferalli probably was just making money from his movie adaptation of the novel.
Hands up, who wants to see him review the remake?
Love this review so much, I honestly think it's my favorite. Thanks for the reupload
"She's 15,he's 17, the love every parent fears"
Sounds like twitter folks when anime characters have any type of age gap lol
Good ole Jimmy Spader
Given what Brad said about the remake, hopefully that will be a snob video one day too.
Thank you, Cinema Snob. A woman on the subway has that whistling music as her ringtone. Now I know it's Bernard Hermann.
She's 15. He's wanted by the highway patrol.
Yay! My wish was granted!! Thanks Brad! 😊😊
"The love every parent fears." They start the movie openly in a relationship and only piss off one of the parents because they just let everyone know that they're fucking in his house like idiots, and even then they're only asked to spend some time away from each other. Every protagonist of a tragic gay movie is laughing in this movie's face.
The book is so much better than this film or the "remake."
Another classic review! So glad these are being put up.
He's 37, She's his left hand
This is an under appreciated comment
@@Aurakyuki thanks
She’s a sharpie stick figure on his left hand.
Thank you for this. I just watched this movie for the first time. It's INSANE. Among *many* problems, notice that no one is worried about how all this affects Jade, other than her not getting enough sleep and her grades falling. Is the sex consensual? Are they using contraception? Is she actually enjoying the relationship? How does she feel about almost dying in a house fire set by her boyfriend? The film doesn't spend any time on that. But it spends LOTS of time on how rough it all is on *David*. Because a guy not getting to fuck the girl he wants to fuck is a human rights violation. This is a movie for incels, ahead of its time.
You won't get answers from the film. Read the book. It is so much better and even Brad Jones says so here.
She's 15. He's gay.
Nathan Clark So "Alex Strangelove".
The love every parent doesn’t have the heart to tell their daughter isn’t going anywhere
Nathan Clark sounds like a David DeCoteau movie. His family movies at least.
Will C Yes. Minus the humor, self awareness and everything else
the kolaideman#ohyeah Still better than 17 year Mcrapey
Caligula plus Moment By Moment.
That's a double feature waiting to happen!
She’s 15, she’s 17 the love everybody fears
Rewatching just in time for Valentines Day!😂
I was just thinking about what episode this was. Glad you uploaded it, Brad.
She’s fifteen. He’s Roman Polanski. The love everyone fears
"No no no no no NO!......Someone _better_ get shot in this!" 🤣
Tom Cruise! Stockard Channing! ? James Spader?! saw this as kid never noticed the A.listers
Because they weren't a listers back then
Also Ian Ziering from the Sharknado films is in the movie. He must have been a teen back then too.
Travis De La Fuente who the hell cast this movie Francis Ford Copalla ??! lmbo The casting director has an amazing eye for talent!! funny that the worst actors,we're the two leads!
Well it isn't the Godfather that's for sure!
That WAS Stockard Channing?! I thought I imagined that
He burned her house down and got her dad killed in the name of love.
This movie is insane 😂😂😂
Anakin and Padme’s relationship is better than Endless Love
She's 15, I'm Chris Hansen.
Why don't you have a seat?
Homestuck had a more convincing relationship between a Dave and a Jade, and in Homestuck Dave was a bird with a sword through his chest and Jade was an omnipotent dog.
She's 15, he's 17. THEY'RE COPS!
everything an 80s slasher needs, but nope, somebody forgot to add the killer. Or is this a prequel and the creepy mom gonna turn out to be Pamela Vorhees?
16:53 Young Tom Cruise laughter sounds like Bart Simpson, Annoying Orange & Naruto mixed in a blender.
This is the second re-upload in a row where I wanted to scream "POLICE!!!" like I just saw someone get killed.
I don't know which is the lowest point in Brooke Shields' career, This, or 'Mr. Pickles'. Also, if I want to see James Spader being creepy, I'll watch 'Age Of Ultron'
"the original vapid love story" - which happens to be by Shakespeare 0:40
I mean, looking back at it, David is not at fault for the father's accident. If anything the father died by his very own doing. He spotted the guy in the crowd and decided to chase him just because. David didn't do anything wrong yet and his only mistake at that time was being coincidentaly in the street across from the dad, who in change walked to the other side while the trafic was still moving. Yeah, David still went after Jade despite knowing how much of a bad idea that was, but that doesn't have anything to do with the encounter.
She’s 15. He’s Batman.
I think Tom Cruise should’ve played the male lead or even James Spader.
Rocket Raccoon would have been a better male lead. At least he has something resembling charisma.
You know what’s really bad is that at 16:00 I could see the main theme to cannibal holocaust working well in that scene 😂. Better than the song they picked 😂
If that was Tom Cruise in this movie, he sounds like he sucked helium out of a balloon before giving his lines.
Spoiler alert: The remake was somehow worse.
Indeed so: ruclips.net/video/AfMCjun8RyU/видео.html
That's not news, I knew it before the trailer was released.
At least it was watchable.
I'll say. No James Spader to hold us down lol
25:40 It’s not over! Everybody betray me! I fed up with this wurld!
Brad's expression at 22:55 mirrored my own.
She's 15.
He's R. Kelly
That's even worse.
Zerfelli taking a non Shakespeare novel the movie every audience fears.
She's 15, He's a fish
Oh my god fuck yeah I love this riff! Do Two of A Kind next!