Dancin' It's On! - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @mryomman
    @mryomman 7 лет назад +108

    Holy shit, I was in this movie as an extra in that big dance mob scene!! My god, I can die a happy man having seen this be reviewed by the Cinema Snob himself...such an honor...I'm not crying, you're crying...

    • @TheMayonakaMidnighter
      @TheMayonakaMidnighter Год назад +8

      You are the true hero here 🙌

    • @itsmebernie
      @itsmebernie 10 месяцев назад +4

      Wow cool! What an honor!!!

    • @learabee
      @learabee 4 месяца назад +1

      😮 no friggin way! We are honored to have ya 😊❤❤❤

  • @MrEmpoleon2010
    @MrEmpoleon2010 7 лет назад +182

    "And now he's off to buy a shit ton of tiki torches."
    Damn Snob.

  • @tommycarr8111
    @tommycarr8111 7 лет назад +156

    *Watches man dance professionally*
    "He must have been a dancer"
    No fucking shit.

  • @LuxasVTUBER
    @LuxasVTUBER 7 лет назад +557

    Snob is seriously one of the best youtube content creators.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 лет назад +10

      Paulo Hernanndizz Well, I don't think this is the original RUclips channel he started out with, and he was on Blip instead for a long, long time. Still, though, yes, that's insane.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 7 лет назад +7

      Samantha Port Yes you are right this is not his first youtube channel, he started his own website in 2009 after youtube deleted his grizzly 2 review.

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 7 лет назад +12

      I would stick my hand so far up his ass I could pick broccoli from his teeth.

    • @SuperWillHatch
      @SuperWillHatch 7 лет назад +20

      Flattery will get you nowhere! Brad, will, however, accept Crystal Pepsi.

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 7 лет назад +7

      SuperWillHatch
      You cant just abuse commas like that.

  • @the503creepout7
    @the503creepout7 5 лет назад +57

    Dad: "i will not have my daughter dating a boy who works at my hotel as a dishwasher."
    Daughter: "So promote him to management. You own the place."

  • @CommanderZx2
    @CommanderZx2 7 лет назад +306

    This movie has more poorly synced ADR than a porno.

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 7 лет назад +63

      Half of the scenes in this movie feel like they're leading into a porn scene.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 7 лет назад +9

      There's more bad dubbing than an average episode of Ninja The Mission Force.

    • @aza4444
      @aza4444 7 лет назад +8

      I can't even begin to understand why it's like that, the only non ADR'd or poorly synched audio is the gay dude after dance girl #1 and dance boy #1 make up. It's so confusing.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 5 лет назад +5

      aza4444 I imagine that since they’re almost all professional dancers and not actors, they all have rather shitty line readings, and the ADR is a half-assed way of fixing that. I wonder if it’s the cast themselves doing the ADR or if they were all just dubbed by professional voice actors.

  • @MarcAquino1095
    @MarcAquino1095 7 лет назад +93

    "You can play baseball, you can play tennis, you can even play football, but you can't play dance."
    The most inspirational quote you'll EVER hear.....

  • @six23ist
    @six23ist 7 лет назад +134

    Why are people dancing? Why?
    It's not a musical (like Grease or WSS), the dancing isn't shot as an interpretive internal feelings scene thingy (like Oklahoma, Dirty Dancing or On The Town)and it's not even set in a dance-y location (like Fame was).
    It's just...chaos. What are those people even doing in that hotel lobby? Why haven't The Captain and The Dishwasher been fired for reckless en-dance-erment? Why did High School Musical's sad teenage pop and locking make more thematic sense? WHAT THE DANCE IS REAL ANYMORE!!!????

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +9

      six23ist This movie looks so broken... If it's still on Netflix tomorrow evening I'm giving it a watch!

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 6 лет назад +5

      six23ist WHY AM I SUDDENLY HOLDING A WEEDLE INSTEAD OF THE COMIC!? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +5

      There isn't even My Fair Lady style music, where some guy recites the lyrics tunelessly while music plays.

    • @No_Use_For_A_Name1981
      @No_Use_For_A_Name1981 Год назад

      It makes it more enjoyable if you pretend that they all have a disease that forces them to dance uncontrollably. I'd actually like to see it taken further. Open heart surgery? queue every physician and anesthesiologist popping and locking. Prepping body for a funeral? Break dancing. in between they are are just crying, scared and trying to find a way out, but they can't escape because there's never-ending dance music and their bodies aren't under control.

  • @dorianxanyn
    @dorianxanyn 7 лет назад +279

    The captain deserves his own movie. I want to know his life story, where he came from, how he got his name, where he got his moves, how many jobs does he have, when and if he sleeps, his hope and dreams. We need answers damn it

    • @nuritlevy68
      @nuritlevy68 7 лет назад +66

      My personal theory is that he is some sort of supernatural creature and a guardian deity for spoiled, idiotic, white rich kids but I agree, whatever he is, humanity needs to know.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +65

      Wherever privileged pretty girls are having boy troubles, and aging dance choreographers have nam flashbacks, *THE CAPTAIN* will be there!

    • @DamnMixes
      @DamnMixes 6 лет назад +8

      I know for a fact this guy's father is the singing dude from ayo captain jack eurodance song

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 лет назад +19

      My theory is he is a near omnipotent trickster god who in truth really just likes fucking with the fleshy mortals and his whole goal in doing all this was so they would grow close now so their future fall in his battleroyal maze of death and eventual killing of each other their in is oh the more painful. Alternatively both of the lead's exes made contracts with him for their dance moves in return for their first born child's heart. They both after made themselves infertile and this is how he is collecting his dues.

    • @WraithTDK
      @WraithTDK 6 лет назад +4

      Dorian NO! NO! Bad! That's a BAD Dorian! We do NOT give direct to video filmmakers ideas. You know better.

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 7 лет назад +102

    I spent the entire first fifteen minutes of this review waiting for: "FUCKIN' NAM!" and was not disappointed.

    • @TheFlyingJew13
      @TheFlyingJew13 5 лет назад

      Now I can't wait for the review of Faith of Our Fathers

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 5 лет назад

      @@TheFlyingJew13 i saw that in theaters
      it's baffling.

  • @BriGuyIL1980
    @BriGuyIL1980 7 лет назад +32

    "Welcome to your palace"
    "FUCK YOU!"
    Favorite bit. Also love the Jar Jar Binks impression

  • @jordanthejq12
    @jordanthejq12 7 лет назад +187

    22:40 Douchey McRapeface and our "hero"'s father are almost comically elitist snobs, and yet still somehow nearly as sympathetic as our protagonist.
    Also, WHEREFORE MEANS WHY, NOT WHERE.

    • @nuritlevy68
      @nuritlevy68 7 лет назад +22

      Oh god, THANK YOU for posting that before I had to, my eye can now finally stop twitching madly!

    • @FuugaNatsu
      @FuugaNatsu 6 лет назад +5

      THANK YOU! I know this is a year late, but still, fucking THANK YOU.

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 Год назад

      Does that mean Shakespeare got it wrong in Romeo and Juliet???

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 Год назад +4

      @@megatron6713 No, actually! Juliet's lament is exactly about "why is he Romeo", or perhaps more accurately "why is he a Montague", given how the family feud is complicating their budding romance.
      It's the various pop culture parodies quoting that single line of the balcony scene absent context who are wrong.

  • @Genin99
    @Genin99 7 лет назад +132

    I've always wondered what the child of Birdemic and From Justin to Kelly looks likes.

    • @MyssBlewm
      @MyssBlewm 7 лет назад +10

      Genin99 This is a pretty accurate description of the movie from what I've seen.

  • @LucidPhoton
    @LucidPhoton 7 лет назад +65

    This seriously reminds me of The Room. The edits, the audio, the acting,

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 7 лет назад +3

      The only thing that could top this is a Tommy Wiseau musical.

    • @MacheteEnima
      @MacheteEnima 6 лет назад +5

      No, the room has a few positive qualities

    • @jeremyroskes5391
      @jeremyroskes5391 Год назад

      Make that "The Room" with some "Step Up Revolution" thrown in the mix

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 7 лет назад +464

    I wish this ended the same way as Romeo and Juliet... With at least five people dead.

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 7 лет назад +25

      Or like Vietnam, with napalm.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 7 лет назад +5

      Usage393: I would definitely watch that version of ROMEO AND JULIET.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +12

      DragonMaiden77 Particularly the protagonists. Preferably by fire.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 7 лет назад +6

      Monroville Have you ever heard of "tromeo and juliet ?"

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 7 лет назад +2

      Unfortunately, I've done more that hear about it.

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 7 лет назад +64

    As a fellow fat man, I am alarmingly impressed with how nimble David Winters is.

  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun 7 лет назад +306

    This movie is dubbed like a bad hentai.

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 7 лет назад +29

      Alex Shannon I would rather watch Bible Black, instead of this shit right now!

    • @TiaCosm
      @TiaCosm 6 лет назад +10

      You have a lot of experience with that genre or something?

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 6 лет назад +12

      ...No... Not officially.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 лет назад +15

      Alex Shannon And written like a Brat porno trying way to hard. Especially that intro with her dad. The agressive shoehorning of their familiar relationships felt like something from Pornhub.

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 6 лет назад +11

      +Neverheart It's the unwanted setup for a porno that doesn't exist.

  • @SeigiChoujin
    @SeigiChoujin 7 лет назад +123

    "Who was that girl you were dancing with?"
    "Oh, that's Shatzi"
    Me: Shatzi!!!? Is she a rich woman's dog!!?

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 7 лет назад +22

      It's her stage name. She uses it to star in movies....movies that I cannot describe in public.

    • @SeigiChoujin
      @SeigiChoujin 7 лет назад +20

      Not buying it. More than likely her mom was drunk the day she was born and thought she was naming her Pomeranian

    • @tyroneshuze7888
      @tyroneshuze7888 6 лет назад +11

      Schatzi is German for sweetheart. Remember the scene in Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little says it to Madeline Kahn?

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 6 лет назад +13

      That name is weird even for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And that series has a character named Hot Pants.

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 года назад +3

      Does the name "shatzi" imply that she's a shitty nazi???

  • @AdaWongLover5
    @AdaWongLover5 7 лет назад +406

    "2B or not 2B, that is the question.'
    ...*stops video*
    *puts gun in mouth*

    • @agentleman4610
      @agentleman4610 7 лет назад +22

      AdaWongLover5 that point was the kiss scene for me.

    • @Beany2007FTW
      @Beany2007FTW 7 лет назад +58

      No, no no - you have to approach it from a more productive standpoint.
      *heads to screenwriters house with baseball bat*

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад +35

      "Wherefore art thou Romeo? ... Oh, Romeo"
      *cocks gun*

    • @emiliobustamante2401
      @emiliobustamante2401 7 лет назад +25

      Wherefore is NOT where, its why! Jesus movie get it toghether!

    • @forestspeyer95
      @forestspeyer95 7 лет назад +17

      Pisseth off!

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer 7 лет назад +55

    By the way, the girl's mother in this is played a former Playboy Bunny. Just thought I'd mention that. Anyway, this is the first time I'm watching a snob video of a movie that I have actually watched myself!

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +4

      Shwah Gamers Now that I think of it, haven't watched lots of it either...

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 7 лет назад +93

    This movie looks like it was made in the 90s, except that it came in in 2015.

    • @Poever
      @Poever 7 лет назад +13

      I was thinking more like, made in the early 80s and released in our time

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 7 лет назад +5

      Nope, definetly the early 90's..trust me, I remember. 'Saved by the Bell' meets 'Step up' -and all the deleted parts only.

    • @whinyasshole5616
      @whinyasshole5616 6 месяцев назад

      And with a soundtrack from 2005.

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. 7 лет назад +103

    Because of course So You Think You Can Dance needed its equivalent of From Justin To Kelly!

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 7 лет назад +1

      trc2rockon your picture is awesome

    • @LamstreamLydia
      @LamstreamLydia 7 лет назад +10

      I can't be the only one who read that in Brad's voice

  • @dferrari6794
    @dferrari6794 2 года назад +7

    5 years later, 1 pandemy, 1 war and still love to watch Snob.

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 7 лет назад +47

    Man, Breakin 2 kicks this movie's ass...
    Better acting, NO dubbing, better writing, better characters, and better dancing.

    • @MrMillionDub
      @MrMillionDub 5 лет назад +4

      And it has a catchier subtitle.

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 5 месяцев назад

      😮Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?!!

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat 7 лет назад +71

    I've been waiting two years for this episode!

  • @julieb.8751
    @julieb.8751 7 лет назад +282

    OH MY GOD YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS. Thanks Brad!!

    • @julieb.8751
      @julieb.8751 7 лет назад +7

      So much of this movie seems terribly ADRd. Or is it just me? EDIT: Brad just addressed that, NVM. He probably also said it 2 years ago, but it's been awhile lol

    • @nomduclavier
      @nomduclavier 7 лет назад +6

      MH Gomes Same. I feel less sad about that now.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад

      MH Gomes A Cinema Snob Review that was *2* *YEARS* in the making! Move aside, Phortunante Phawn!

    • @toastysock
      @toastysock 7 лет назад +1

      David Bauler It's older than that.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 7 лет назад +10

      I'm waiting for the sequel Joanie Loves Shotsie"

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 7 лет назад +88

    I've journeyed 10,000 miles in search of this treasure, and I've finally found it. My quest is finally over. I can die happy now...

    • @foreignpaul
      @foreignpaul 7 лет назад +15

      DragonMaiden77 I thought as soon as I clicked the video my face would melt like the nazi in Indiana Jones

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +5

      I for one would only walk 500 miles for this... well... maybe I'd walk 500 more.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 7 лет назад +2

      DragonMaiden77 And now, we begin our quest for the Unsullied review.

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe 7 лет назад +171

    FINALLY! I've waited so long for this one!
    EDIT: and the ADR is just as bad as we were promised! Beautiful.
    EDIT 2: this movie is more magical than I ever could have imagined. My god. It's such hot garbage. I love it.

    • @dunes8817
      @dunes8817 7 лет назад +11

      Especially in the scenes where music is playing.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 7 лет назад

      It's like one of the "Bring It On" sequels, except it's not even pretending like it's trying to be a movie.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад

      Harris : Jeez, and here I thought these kind of so bad it's good movies were instinct! You know, because of this vast ocean of mediocre titles sharted by cynical companies by the hundred?

  • @djh491
    @djh491 7 лет назад +37

    The Midnight Screening for this always intrigued me when Brad said it's one of the worst films he's seen in theatres.

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 7 лет назад +138

    Some guys wait for december because of xmas. I wait for september because of musical march in september

  • @Krowsnest
    @Krowsnest 7 лет назад +74

    The ADR here is transcendent.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 лет назад +14

      Seriously, does anyone know why the entire fucking movie is dubbed? A cursory Google turned up no information about it.

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 7 лет назад +11

      My guess is because none of the "actors" they used are capable of delivering a line competently, sadly none of the dub actors can either

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 7 лет назад +9

      They couldn't afford to use onset equipment for audio(like booms)
      So they probably spoke the lines in the shots,and then recorded all of them in a recording studio in one day (bc low budget)

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +1

      Samantha Port Movies used to be done like that, but judging by the overall incompetence it was easier to fix everything (dialogues, sounds,etc.) by doing post synchronization but sadly(or funny enough, depends on your perspective) the dub is as bad as everything else... 😁

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 5 лет назад +4

      It’s worse than the ADR in The Room! At least in that, it KIND OF looked like Tommy Wiseau was actually speaking his lines live. Here, it’s so off that it looks like the all the actors were speaking a foreign language.

  • @MontyPythonFanatic2
    @MontyPythonFanatic2 7 лет назад +29

    18:18 In addition to "It's always darkest before the dawn," Captain Binks also drops such advice tidbits as "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain," "the only morality in a cruel world is chance," and "RACHEL! RACHEL! NOOOOOO!".

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 Год назад +3

      Also "It's not about what I want! It's about what's FAIR!".

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent 7 лет назад +110

    18:02 My phone auto-updated an app, which causes the video to pause. The editing in this film is so schizophrenic that I thought he was staring at me for a good 5 seconds.

    • @sharpshooter33
      @sharpshooter33 7 лет назад +15

      artistwithouttalent it's such a bizarre expression he's making

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 6 лет назад

      That face is the greatest.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад

      artistwithouttalent I think that happens somewhere in the movie. Or maybe not. It's hard to remember much about it

  • @seanbinkley7363
    @seanbinkley7363 7 лет назад +87

    This movie has such Disney Channel vibes lol

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +14

      Sean Binkley With terrible ADR

    • @seanbinkley7363
      @seanbinkley7363 7 лет назад +1

      haha exactly!

    • @marcguerra1854
      @marcguerra1854 7 лет назад +23

      I imagine Disney Channel movies at least have more effort put into them being made than this travesty

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 7 лет назад +8

      Marc Guerra
      Except Disney Channel movies can actually be enjoyably bad. Sometimes. Sometimes they can actually be good and sometimes just bad. This is just bad. Though I GUESS some people might find it enjoyably bad I dunno.

  • @marcpelosi380
    @marcpelosi380 7 лет назад +60

    "And then some people were launched up into space! Never heard from agaiiin!"

  • @tvmasterc
    @tvmasterc 2 года назад +9

    The 'angry dance' sequence has shades of Footloose and Flashdance.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 7 лет назад +28

    *Angelic choir plays*
    We thanks thee, Brad, for giving us this video.

  • @MinoTheShow
    @MinoTheShow 7 лет назад +49

    This movie is BRILLIANTLY shitty. I didn't know they made 'em like this anymore
    But being from the director of Space Mutiny really puts it into perspective

  • @ZachSMarsh
    @ZachSMarsh 7 лет назад +11

    This is easily up there in my top 5 Snob episodes now. Thank you for finally covering this movie!!

  • @Azreal231916
    @Azreal231916 7 лет назад +139

    Man! Just get home from DragonCon and this is on! Thank you Brad.

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 6 лет назад +6

    "I want you to pretend you're in the Rocky Mountains, and my ass is the last pair of mittens." LOL

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 лет назад +31

    "People call me... the magic black guy who helps white people."

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 7 лет назад +1

      He looks like he jumped out of No Retreat, No Surrender

  • @NEET_Freak
    @NEET_Freak 7 лет назад +39

    YES YES YES IT IS HERE FINALLY

  • @adalaza
    @adalaza 7 лет назад +21

    this is the best snob episode

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 7 лет назад +16

    Thank you, Brad, you pearl among oysters.

  • @jngr1
    @jngr1 4 года назад +5

    Any time Brad says "I didn't edit this," I get a sudden urge to grab an umbrella, because I know that shit is about to hit the fan

  • @crit_kirill
    @crit_kirill 7 лет назад +128

    Hey, the captain seems to be the only one having fun in this goddamn flick, cut him some slack.

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun 7 лет назад +6

      The Captain is the kind of friend you'd like to have around.

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 5 лет назад +9

      @@GalanDun The captain is the kind of friend I'd want shoot in the face.

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 4 года назад +3

      @@vanfanusa I hate those tropes. They're stupid and shitty stereotypes.

    • @DinahIsMyGal
      @DinahIsMyGal 4 года назад +7

      @@vanfanusa You hit the nail on the head. So many movies from the late '90s and 2000s had a happy Rastafarian black guy who basically fills the same role as the stereotypical gay friend in a Romcom. Both are always around and don't seem to have a life outside of being the gay/black or even Gay and Black friend.

    • @mattj2081
      @mattj2081 4 года назад +1

      @@GalanDun No, Captain is the guy who wants to be friends with everyone, but no one wants to be friends with him.

  • @nannaleifa
    @nannaleifa 7 лет назад +12

    This is a basically Step Up 4. And if Step Up movies taught me anything is that I should be bribing the competition organizers to show my dance last. I would be the champion for sure!

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 лет назад +39

    Technically if the theory of infinite universes is true, all of the events of this movie could actually have taken place on a bizarre parallel Earth.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 7 лет назад +11

      That could also mean there's another parallel Earth in which this won Best Picture.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +1

      Blaise Telfer ...because it's actually good!

  • @billcasey3492
    @billcasey3492 7 лет назад +7

    "War Room wasn't my number one film only because I saw Dancin' It's On"
    - Raves Brad Jones from TheCinemaSnob.com

  • @hafaball
    @hafaball 7 лет назад +12

    Luckily the shareholders were so upset at the Dad for missing yet another meeting, they liquidated his hotel so now both the leads are poor!

  • @topster888
    @topster888 7 лет назад +11

    Finally an addition to the lore of "Will It Fit"! Turns out the identity of the host is actor/director David Winters (and also the Snob from the future)

  • @lendalegendas5481
    @lendalegendas5481 7 лет назад +9

    The Snob's plot twist idea of everyone being a ghost on this city would be awesome, really.

  • @uthertheking
    @uthertheking 7 лет назад +23

    You know, from the title I was expecting Step Up 3D in visual production. This is eerily close to looking like Birdemic.

  • @fogelogel8642
    @fogelogel8642 7 лет назад +30

    When a 78 year old man tries to get hip with the kids today.

  • @reimeiohcreatorforhire
    @reimeiohcreatorforhire 7 лет назад +26

    7:20 Did they use the same space from "A Talking Cat??!"?

  • @Meanlucario
    @Meanlucario 7 лет назад +15

    "Titanic really is the best martial arts movie."
    Looks like someone played the game Titenic.

  • @ralphyetmore
    @ralphyetmore 7 лет назад +6

    I like how the main characters were sent to the Phantom Zone just before the end credits.

  • @asmrcity3147
    @asmrcity3147 5 лет назад +4

    “Now stuff me like a thanksgiving turkey”🤣

  • @charlesedward5047
    @charlesedward5047 3 года назад +6

    Came here after the guys from "Good Bad or Bad Bad" mentioned this review in their own review (check them out, they're really good) and I was not disappointed. Always a great job, Snob.

  • @rayisaac
    @rayisaac 2 года назад +3

    My song was in it. Everyone is asking me for the orginal with the lesbian lyrics in it so i am releasing it officially next weel. let me know if you want the link lol

    • @sweetchristmas101
      @sweetchristmas101 2 года назад

      Great stuff.

    • @IoEstasCedonta
      @IoEstasCedonta Год назад +1

      ...wait, is that seriously what the line is? I was sure I was mishearing it.

    • @rayisaac
      @rayisaac Год назад +1

      @@IoEstasCedonta it is lol i was hoping for a female lesbian to sing it but it got picked up as a demo by the film people lol and they used the wrong version lol the demo instead of the update by mistake

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 7 лет назад +45

    David Prior is best known, at least to me, as the director of the wonderful Deadly Prey.

  • @arellajardin2323
    @arellajardin2323 7 лет назад +66

    I absolutely love So You Think You Can Dance, the dancers on there are fantastic, and the choreography is both fun and moving. But dancers are not actors. And choreographers are not writers. These movies suck.

  • @spitfireohone
    @spitfireohone 7 лет назад +81

    This... This isn't even good enough to be an original Disney movie. It's more like the writer found an easy way to make money.

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 7 лет назад +14

    I had forgotten Brad's Midnight Screenings of the movie, so for the first nine minutes of this review I thought I was going insane until he mentioned that the whole movie was ADR'd.

  • @MinooMinou
    @MinooMinou 7 лет назад +1

    I said it before, and I'll say it again: this show never gets old.
    Love you Brad!

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 7 лет назад +55

    The English dubs are shit. This is why I always watch the subbed version!

    • @a54109
      @a54109 7 лет назад +19

      Originally it was a silent film

    • @nuritlevy68
      @nuritlevy68 7 лет назад +21

      a54109: Would explain the mime, I suppose. ^_^

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori 7 лет назад +2

    Just what the world needed: the love child of "Dirty Dancin'" and "From Justin To Kelly."

  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 7 лет назад +20

    Musical March in September the only thing that makes September great.

  • @celestialchik
    @celestialchik 7 лет назад +6

    "And now he's off, to buy a shit-ton of tiki torches" XD

  • @foreignpaul
    @foreignpaul 7 лет назад +21

    Holy fucking shit the director also did Space Mutiny? How'd that guy ever get allowed within 100 feet near a camera again?

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 4 года назад +6

    I can't believe Snob never mentioned the lyrics from the love montage song: "I'D RUN 500 MILES JUST TO PROVE I LOVE YA/I WOULD EVEN TRY BEING A LESBIAN"
    I had to watch the Good Bad Or Bad Bad review to find out about it LMFAO

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 7 лет назад +6

    "He must be a dancer" The man who just danced in front of you? GET OUT!!!

  • @bonniebelledances
    @bonniebelledances 7 лет назад +4

    At last, the Dancin' It's On episode is here! Love that thumbnail art.

  • @robertlehto4667
    @robertlehto4667 7 лет назад +24

    So they remade From Justin to Kelly. Huh. That's sad...

  • @sinistersam
    @sinistersam 7 лет назад +1

    I go back to a college that I hate tomorrow. I was having a horrible day. But you saved me, Brad. I've been looking forward to this for so long!

  • @JeremyLeal1695
    @JeremyLeal1695 7 лет назад +34

    Schatzi was the name of my mom's dog who just died. Seriously.

    • @sabsab878
      @sabsab878 7 лет назад +9

      Means sweetie/honey in German

    • @sabsab878
      @sabsab878 7 лет назад +3

      And I'm sorry about your loss :(

    • @JeremyLeal1695
      @JeremyLeal1695 7 лет назад +3

      sab sab its ok. At least she's at peace.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад +4

      Feels like a weird name for a human.

    • @sabsab878
      @sabsab878 7 лет назад +3

      Master Markus It's from the word Schatz, which means "treasure". Schatz/Schätzchen/Schatzi - Normally it's a pet name lovers give each other. (I would say it's a little old fashioned? The meaning is pretty cute, but it is kind of overused.)

  • @robertwilliamson2856
    @robertwilliamson2856 7 лет назад +4

    God bless you, Brad! Been waiting for this one for a long time!

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 7 лет назад +5

    13:34 Is that the best shot they had for matching up that line?
    Nothing about his mouth is moving. I guess ventriloquism really wins the hearts of bratty girls.

  • @yuza1032
    @yuza1032 7 лет назад +1

    I love being being able to wake up and putting on a Cinema Snob video in the morning. Hell, I've rewatched them so many times that I speak the lines as I watch it. Great content.

  • @Metostopholes
    @Metostopholes 7 лет назад +6

    I was wondering why this was so highly requested, then the spin-move-to-exploding-helicopter dissolve happened and I lost my fucking mind laughing.

  • @jeremyroskes5391
    @jeremyroskes5391 4 месяца назад +1

    that kiss scene where literally all the extras were watching and commenting on how "touching" it was was literally a huge rehash of the subway scene from Coming to America

  • @ScratStitch
    @ScratStitch 7 лет назад +11

    I'm guessing the black girl is on that poster simply because they were ripping off the one sheet or High School Musical 2, which is almost identical:
    www.impawards.com/tv/high_school_musical_two.html

  • @someothername7886
    @someothername7886 7 лет назад +7

    Was worth the wait.

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 7 лет назад +15

    Ahhh, the bad ADR and the out-of-phase stereo music?!
    How do you fuck up THAT tremendously?! xD

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +263

    Me: Ugh. All this talk, news and "news" about social issues is really depressing and frustrating.
    *sees a new Cinema Snob Musical review*
    Me: There IS a Jesus!

  • @TheMouseAvenger
    @TheMouseAvenger 7 лет назад +6

    Oh, one other thing, Snob: Your Jar Jar Binks impression is positively adorable! ^_^
    Speaking of Jar Jar Binks, his portrayer (Ahmed Best) has danced in a few Broadway productions! :-) Interesting, no?

  • @RalinaPerene
    @RalinaPerene 7 лет назад

    I've been anticipating MMIS for months now and you did not disappoint, Snob. This might be my favorite review this year and it came at I time that I desperately needed it. Thank you, Snob. You are the best thing on the internet.

  • @kuismase
    @kuismase 7 лет назад +33

    this movie is awful to watch but thank god snobs jokes saves day

  • @kadejito1
    @kadejito1 7 лет назад +6

    4:54 This has got to be the hokiest acting I have EVER seen in any movie. They sound like computers trying to imitate human speech and emotions. I actually busted out laughing listening to this dialogue.

  • @Moonhart44
    @Moonhart44 Год назад +3

    The Dave winters guy defintely impressed me with that dance he did. I feel his passion ngl

  • @tatawbr
    @tatawbr 7 лет назад +2

    This review is gold. Pure gold.

  • @molokovelocet1
    @molokovelocet1 7 лет назад +2

    Hell yes I've been waiting for this review since the Midnight Screenings of it! And Musical March in September is my favorite time of the year!

  • @dandnn
    @dandnn 7 лет назад +1

    My favorite time of the year! I'm crying it's so good

  • @americanmanhood
    @americanmanhood 2 года назад +3

    The stereotypical Gay guys at 24:46. Thanks again, Hollywood. That's not what we meant by inclusion. Christ almighty.

  • @scarfacefan19
    @scarfacefan19 7 лет назад

    Omg this is the bright spot in my shitstorm of a day. Thank you for being awesome Brad. The Snob saved my sanity!

  • @margueritestjarna3547
    @margueritestjarna3547 7 лет назад +4

    I close my eyes and i can still see the movie......

  • @Arunetto
    @Arunetto 7 лет назад +1

    I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Snob review. Excellent work, Brad.

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 7 лет назад +17

    Pretty annoying that they played the music loudly over most scenes. Also Birdemic levels of acting.

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ 3 года назад

    I come back to this review every now and then. Absolute classic.